Naked man's wild boar chase immortalised in plastic - Peculiar Portions Podcast #25

[@yogscast]

🦈 Harpoonable Shark Plush available now: bit.ly/SharkyPlushie

[@connorv3334]

[@roojames]

"I'm dying inside, but I will be stoic, and say I love you, son." Pure poetry from Lewis.

[@thepepper191]

Simon: farts aren’t sexual Lewis: are you sure? Tom: *literally faints

[@TheDrCN]

That's the big advantage of having weird fetishes. If it's weird enough, then it doesn't even count as pornography anymore.

[@AcediaRex]

"I'm kinda like the leash that holds you back from madness, from spinning into the abyss." The irony of Lewis being the one to say that is palpable.

[@sevenpolar3483]

clearly, some kind of Lovecraftian curse is causing Simon's madness to be transferred to Lewis

[@nickbelanger6981]

Almost as ironic as a boar stealing a bacon sandwich and a man stealing a man sandwich

[@superdrummergaming]

Said by the same guy who wanted a few handfuls of oil to shove up his ass to go into space.

[@holtender1029]

Palp?

[@Bobberation]

I initially heard "leech", and it took me a moment for the context to kick in and realize I misheard. The best part is, I think Simon did *too*, since he immediately went to tapeworm.

[@niemannator12]

I feel like these are exactly what the OG's need. Lewis and Simon together chatting shit for ages. My evening sorted!

[@ventem]

Oh hell yeah. Been loving this series. Reminds me of the YoGPoD. Used to listen to that on my iPod every night when I was in high school, and now I'm 25. Crazy!

[@Sagetower7]

I agree, reminds me of the old yogpod days

[@Avi_the_Boy]

Exactly what brought me back to the channel

[@panda93247]

We had a parrot once when I was growing up that learned how to say, "Shut the door," which annoyed my grandpa. In response, he would tell the parrot, "No, you shut the door." Soon the parrot began having arguments with itself about who should shut the door. It was a great icebreaker to anyone meeting him for the first time.

[@amaworm]

I love when Lewis says something and the camera zooms in on Simon laughing without making a sound.

[@FriendlyKat]

“He’s a nudist, he’s probably got pictures of fully clothed people in a folder named work.” Underrated joke of the year. LMAO “Keep the dream alive!” I understand that reference!

[@vuushar6000]

"Halt, halt! Mein Laptop!" is probably 100% accurate.

[@Cyrathil]

"Halt! Verdammtest Schwein!"

[@dominicthorp3248]

The scary part is, KZbin’s new “Translate to English” feature seems to work perfectly with these comments

[@bwood6337]

This is the first time KZbin's translate feature has actually worked.

[@mehmeh8403]

Lewis looks like he force pushes people into canals.

[@woof5082]

he has to catch them by suprised though, due to the lack of muscle

[@69horace69]

9:19 Simon's pig squeal is just perfect.

[@user-vj3rg2jo9b]

Detective Boar what were you thinking??? You didn't have a warrant... we can't use any of this evidence!

[@Triairius]

I laughed so damn hard throughout this whole thing. And I can't believe how good Lewis's deadpan is.

[@Triairius]

@𝘿!𝙘𝙠 Riding ǤƗяℓ Willow I swear I'm being trailed through my comments by porn channels, but they're apparently not bots. Can't y'all at least target me with gay stuff? lmao

[@Jessie-vu8ns]

As a long time fan of the Yogscast but also someone who has never really cared about the Gmod or GTA series, It sucks to see that this show gets less way less views than everything else on this channel. My intuition has always been that the demographic shifted to a younger audience in a big way once all that got going. I'm sure a lot of the people who tuned out at that point have no idea that this show even exists now. Really hoping that it keeps going regardless 🙏🙏🙏

[@woof5082]

dispite the views, they proberly get huge watch time. which is really good for the algorithm

[@WadeWSoho]

It just comes down to preferences, I for one prefer ttt and gta content and like you am also a long time fan.

[@christinaMattsson]

I still watch it every time but I think the more simplistic editing this season might be one reason.

[@Jessie-vu8ns]

@@WadeWSohoYeah fair enough, I mean obviously there is a huge amount of popularity in that content. They definitely know what they're doing with the channel. I'm sure if they continued with the style of content like they were doing back then with like 1-3 people per video with a huge focus on both Lewis and Simon, they'd probably have a lot less viewers per video today. Because Everything is much more of a social environment. -Twitch chat and everything. And that's just what appeals to people now. And it probably generates a lot more revenue. I'm sure the workload is a lot easier to manage when it's not just two people on the channel too, so I understand all that. I'm just glad we've gotten all this new stuff from peculiar portions and they're sorta revisiting that old formula again.

[@FawxDaddy]

I haven't really watched your channel since 2011, lately I've been into your podcast clips and I finally discovered these full length clips. Honestly it's great to see you guys still at it, last time I checked up Simon was on leave and it really worried me. I'm glad he's happier than ever! I pray I'll never see the end of this channel, if the day comes... I'll never recover emotionally :')

[@thefinal9923]

Why don't these get as many views as the other main channel content? Really makes me worried it'll get cut again. Sponsorships too, if we can just keep Simon's PP up. Maybe manscaped? smiley face

[@JustAskMeTV101]

Too long, they should go back to the format of editing these down and putting the full length versions out as podcast, rather than what they've done now where both are the same length

[@thefinal9923]

@@JustAskMeTV101 Those old videos also got less views, I think I remember reading they considered dropping the series because of it. So I don't think that's the definitive issue.

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

While this is far more entertaining in my opinion that the endless ttt, it also doesn't hit a wider demographic, not a lot of people is interested in two old people talking about the news, sadly

[@thefinal9923]

@@unnaturallynatural8885 You make a very good point. Do you know the wave of sadness that hit me when you referred to Lewis and Simon as "two old people"? But gosh, it's true.

[@shxynee]

@@JustAskMeTV101 Eh, the viewers who really enjoy PP I'd argue prefer the longer, uncut versions. Video for this type of podcast is far, far better than audio only - aside from those who want to just listen to it *as* a normal podcast for some of the pros podcasts have (listening to it really wherever, whenever, on the train, while doing other things, etc.) Which they of course still can do, but they miss out on a lot truly. And anyways PP didn't start out as a "podcast"; they just saw the opportunity to utilize the full extent of the content they were recording and started uploading it as an audio podcast on spotify. True, not-as-serious-viewers or new viewers won't be drawn as much to PP because of the length, but it would seem they weren't anyways before they brought it back for Season 2 with no cuts. So, I'm afraid it's far less to do with the video length, and more to do with the content. It's silly, peculiar news - not controversial or current news. Only thing they could try to do is work on the branding or SEO perhaps? I'm not sure using one of the headlines of the featured articles is the best way to let people know what the podcast really is, nor will the podcast name clue them in either. It's not going to pull a whole lot of new people in, a ton of the "newer" viewers are going to prefer other videos like TTT and such, and older or more dedicated viewers are going to love it. Which, I think that's the whole point of PP to be honest; it's something for those older viewers who LOVE Lewis and Simon together and want that content.

[@HughGort]

>"You wouldn't suspect a woman cheating" Oh Lewis....ignorance is bliss.

[@anthonytecchio6526]

They are better at hiding it, so he's not wrong.

[@eschatological]

Lewis will be even more delighted to know that Pujol is a Spanish name, so the "j" is pronounced like an "h", making the man's name literally "Poo-hole," phonetically.

[@BrumeNoire]

It's not, it's pronounced like the guttural German "R" almost like a spitting noise. It would sound more like "poo-Role" actually

[@BalthorYT]

Sorry, but you're both wrong. 'Pujol' is a traditional Catalonian family name, and so the "original" pronunciation for it is 'poo-yol' with a soft sound like in 'you'. Besides, the spanish 'J' phoneme is much harsher than the 'H' for 'hole', as Chimborgne pointed out. Bonus points for your username though, it makes the comment all too fitting hahaha!

[@ub3rfr3nzy94]

You're all wrong, it's a traditional tagalog name and it is pronounced Pu-jol.

[@moldiworp9143]

Pujols an indigenous name. He stole my wallet so its pronounced 'cunt'

[@helixmoss9957]

It makes me so happy to pretty much be listening to Yogpod again

[@MrJtswish13]

I don’t watch much yogscast content nowadays but I will ALWAYS make time to watch Lewis and Simon chat shit about anything and everything

[@ForceOkie]

That college degree joke hit hard. Me, Laughed on the outside, Dying on the inside.

[@harwyn420]

As a person who started watching yogs as a kid and is now an adultmun, I enjoy both this and ttt, but I think personally I just enjoy the short form 15-25 min vids with an ensemble cast, dread hunger, first class trouble etc are all great, I like simon’s PPs for when I’m doing something etc but as something to sit and watch I love the chemistry of 6+ friends recording together; As you grow you find it’s harder to meet up with all your friends at once so commonly, and the multiplayer videos scratch the same itch for me that spending time with a group of friends does, which is why I’m not convinced a younger audience base is the reason ttt etc are their highest performers, I think the main channel is just a great place to come and remind yourself why you like the yogs. They all have their own unique brand of comedy but the dynamic between them is why I started watching as a kid and it feels rewarding to see how it still stands the test of time, new and old members alike

[@ub3rfr3nzy94]

I totally stopped watching gameplay on youtube, not interested anymore. This is more my type of content now lol.

[@بيتالاحرار]

Weirdly feel like the exact opposite. Newer videos are just pure ADHD with newer members that don't scratch my Yogscast itch like OG Lewis and Simon would do

[@greyforge27]

This "trash" is my favorite thing online right now

[@placeboreject7247]

How long has Lewis been a jedi now??

[@andrewjenkins9965]

As long as he's been in Japan?

[@jadethrowing4157]

My heart warms up to see you two still chitchat and laughing like in your youth. We all have a funny, mean, child like heart, and learning how to take the joke and then find how to add to it even at personal expense, shows so much growth and understanding as humans.

[@specter99]

16:27 "Is it safe, Psychologically Speaking." "It's dead. The Pig is dead." "Oh, that's the opposite of what I hoped"

[@cattjohnson1114]

The I'm not sorry who cares was too real xD, Lewis having a breakdown there

[@thorncraft3235]

🤣 Simon quoting Rammstein 😁

[@Relyx]

I love that it even made sense xD

[@RufusOmega]

"Oh no, someone might see all the pictures of catgirls I have on there" I always knew Simon was a true man of culture.

[@lycheejellie]

I literally never comment on anything but my god I LIVE for these pods with simon and lewis, I've been a fan for like 10 years and seeing them together makes me so happy

[@YraExalgaSkgs]

"Oh my Lord, my poor goblin" That was funnier than it should be.

[@mangobaba1158]

I have not seen any Simon and Lewis videos in years and it's heartwarming to see the energy is still alive

[@Kristina-qp1dl]

Simon's animal sound effects are wild. That Kookaburra laugh was super unsettling.

[@CaptainNoch]

43:33 Simon: "Is it La Marseillaise?" Lewis: "Yeah" (proceeds to hum Carmen:Toreador Song by Bizet).

[@TheOldBlackShuckyDog]

I don’t know if I’d call the Guardian ‘a reputable news source’ but ok 😂

[@HeliosAlpha]

Simon's reaction at the end is so perfect. I feel many people have asked themselves several times the questions of "Why is Lewis still talking"

[@ShadowGirl-]

Always more of this stuff please! You guys are great!!

[@newtonzer0]

Simon mouthing the words as Lewis reads the headlines is my favorite part

[@SoulSoldier64]

As a long time Yogscast viewer I really appreciate all the work and passion that goes into these videos! Keep up the great work!

[@BrumeNoire]

Simon doing the boar squeal was so cartoon-ish I could easily visualize the scene with Detective Boar in my mind 😂

[@moonprison4904]

i love this series so much... banter's gold

[@samtrue3]

Oh daf is back! Can't wait for him to start singing

[@TeamVanityVideos]

Thank you for leaving just enough un-bleeped to be able to tell what the joke was about without them getting in trouble. Well done.

[@TeamTommyDragon]

Just realized its the real life hero Aqua Ass!

[@ArcaneEclipse]

Me at work listening to this podcast trying to keep a straight face is painful 😂

[@redadder515]

The boar sow is in the right; she saw this naked lunch and said, "This is not right." Then she decided to do something about it and I congratulate her for trolling. Also the zookeepers missed an opportunity in that the parrots' cursing can de-stress the zoo patrons and also cursing helps people deal with pain. The zoo can make a show out of this, like for adults. The five amazing cursing African grey parrots. Have John Cleese and Terry Gilliam narrate the show.

[@The1Overmind]

Not going to lie, I would go to that zoo just to see those five parrots yell curse words at me lol

[@henrygigabit7510]

I watched my first yogscasts video in the 5th grade (granny bacons funeral) I’m now 22 happy to see you two goats together still making people smile and laugh

[@skyhunternjms]

Amazing video as always can’t wait for the next one!

[@SparksNZeros]

the editor missed a trick by not ending the video with fart with reverb xD

[@flashfoxful]

48:44 RIP Tom Bates, death by discussing farts

[@PineappleBro99]

Peculiar Boar-tions

[@ClassicalRelic]

38:42 Lewis' accidental Scooby Doo laugh

[@orestiadaa194]

Please never stop making these lads

[@bmxdude1337]

Those parrots will never stop swearing LoL

[@Velrithia]

49:05 it would be in a British museum, because the British always take all the prized relics from around the world for themselves

[@Redheadtama1]

There’s been a boarglary!

[@oliverm.7661]

Parrots in 2022: oh no..our table!! It's broken!!! And everyone laughed.

[@TheTartanTaylor]

This video is going to provide soooo much content for all the Yogscast fan edit channels.

[@mysterioushiggs]

I love how at 30:05 they came up with the same idea Game Grumps did with Spoiler Owl xD

[@dantheman4628]

3:41 Lewis is overburden with emotions as he experience a flashback from his childhood

[@Buddaz0r]

This show keeps me going. I love these two guys.

[@TF2CrunchyFrog]

"Oh my god, he's real!" 😂😂😂

[@ammarahmed5981]

Nice dose of Simon after a long time, darn Simon and his giggles, so therapeutic.

[@LNTDS]

44:49 - "... which the club saw as a breach of contact." (contract? 🤣) Blimey those farts must have been powerful!

[@TheMadmanandy]

I went to Crocodiles of the World. It was an excellent day out! I loved the Nile Crocodile baby enclosure! So many friendly crocs!

[@GretchenDawntreader]

Simon with the Du Hast, well done :)

[@erkdoc5]

This is my favorite news show

[@TheKrazyguy75]

"Is there a french museum?" Yeah, only the literal biggest name museum anywhere in the world, the Louvre.

[@OrangeDog20]

Pretty sure they meant one called "The French Museum", like "The British Museum".

[@crunchykevlar]

I like the new yogpod

[@mm-bv4zw]

Good to see Simon wearing his Gost Shirt😂

[@Meximagician]

16:50 If it makes you feel any better Lewis, somebody had a cracking barbecue. (you can eat pigs/boars with African Swine Fever, according to the USDA) Oh wait, Lewis is a vegetarian. Never mind then... continue to feel terrible.

[@ChandlerBiloxi]

See kids, Blazing Saddles WAS educational, I had to look up La Petomane because I knew they did not just randomly pick a French name for that joke and the Governor's name.

[@SepticFuddy]

We've got to protect our phoney baloney jobs, gentlemen! Harumph! Harumph!

[@pertandframe0]

I literally had a club and a penguin bar yesterday...

[@graemerigg4029]

There was a film starring Leonard Rossiter about Le Petomaine.

[@CJMoody]

Sooo... no explanation for the CFNM situation that lead to the naked man chasing the boar?

[@origami_alys]

8:39 reminds me of a conversation from one of the old civ games, the one when Lewis went on a tangent about finding people sexier the more clothes they have on

[@skyllarie]

Lewis knows nothing, we love an hour of what Simon throws at us!

[@IcepersonYT]

I like how gingerbread was what made them question the fart story.

[@carolinekim405]

28:18 (wheeze)

[@dougcookie3426]

more gold

[@finbar1184]

A great way to spend my sunday midday!

[@Amblin80s]

But I love the long tangents you guys journey down... One headline per hour means mostly Lewis & Simon. Good value.

[@AberrantChibi]

In regards of birds singing essentially being horny mating calls; isn't the *vast* *majority* of our popular songs nowadays about either getting sex, wanting sex, or having to deal with a lover leaving and either being angry about it or wanting said person back?

[@2dumd2live]

Most interesting news podcast on the internet

[@MrVenat0r]

Lewis looking more like a cult leader every day.

[@YamiOni]

Shame on you all, trying to stitch that poor creature up like that... She wasn't stealing that laptop, merely boarrowing it.

[@Xarath6]

34:35 "I though you're gonna say he turned it into wine!" Simon scrolls down the page. Promoted stories: 'Why should you stop drinking £5 wine?'

[@wishbone4038]

9:13 someone please god animate this

[@doomed_fireman]

Lewis needs a tuturial on how to say turtus.

[@Thromash]

Still awaiting to hear a Parrot say something like "Look out a Dinosaur" Or just yelling out "Dinosaur" lol

[@illpunchyouintheface9094]

I really do enjoy the edited simons PP videos more. It’s hard to find time to watch these longer episodes

[@Kreeper_kat]

The boar stole the man's mozzarella salad...

[@devilvocano420]

This is my favourite

[@HoboMeow]

I love these! Please keep making them

[@hermatic1]

Simons little Alanis Morissette lyrics nice

[@phoenixsoren]

I doubt the person who took the boar chase photo will win that lawsuit. People make stuff like that way too often with no lawsuits to have any kind of case against it

[@dahgman3225]

Cmon we all know the boar saw after his delisiusly dented y fronts 😂, bet he had celery, carrot sticks, bannannas 😂

[@epicbless]

The pig was a cop... but he didnt have a search boarant

[@LochyP]

You have no idea how much i miss watching these two play games together

[@NickelNight]

Either I've missed something in the past few months, but Lewis seems to be getting ever closer to beastiliaty in these past PPs 🤣