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@connorv33342 жыл бұрын
@roojames2 жыл бұрын
"I'm dying inside, but I will be stoic, and say I love you, son." Pure poetry from Lewis.
@thepepper1912 жыл бұрын
Simon: farts aren’t sexual Lewis: are you sure? Tom: *literally faints
@TheDrCN2 жыл бұрын
That's the big advantage of having weird fetishes. If it's weird enough, then it doesn't even count as pornography anymore.
@AcediaRex2 жыл бұрын
"I'm kinda like the leash that holds you back from madness, from spinning into the abyss." The irony of Lewis being the one to say that is palpable.
@sevenpolar34832 жыл бұрын
clearly, some kind of Lovecraftian curse is causing Simon's madness to be transferred to Lewis
@nickbelanger69812 жыл бұрын
Almost as ironic as a boar stealing a bacon sandwich and a man stealing a man sandwich
@superdrummergaming2 жыл бұрын
Said by the same guy who wanted a few handfuls of oil to shove up his ass to go into space.
@holtender10292 жыл бұрын
Palp?
@Bobberation2 жыл бұрын
I initially heard "leech", and it took me a moment for the context to kick in and realize I misheard. The best part is, I think Simon did *too*, since he immediately went to tapeworm.
@niemannator122 жыл бұрын
I feel like these are exactly what the OG's need. Lewis and Simon together chatting shit for ages. My evening sorted!
@ventem2 жыл бұрын
Oh hell yeah. Been loving this series. Reminds me of the YoGPoD. Used to listen to that on my iPod every night when I was in high school, and now I'm 25. Crazy!
@Sagetower72 жыл бұрын
I agree, reminds me of the old yogpod days
@Avi_the_Boy2 жыл бұрын
Exactly what brought me back to the channel
@panda932472 жыл бұрын
We had a parrot once when I was growing up that learned how to say, "Shut the door," which annoyed my grandpa. In response, he would tell the parrot, "No, you shut the door." Soon the parrot began having arguments with itself about who should shut the door. It was a great icebreaker to anyone meeting him for the first time.
@amaworm2 жыл бұрын
I love when Lewis says something and the camera zooms in on Simon laughing without making a sound.
@FriendlyKat2 жыл бұрын
“He’s a nudist, he’s probably got pictures of fully clothed people in a folder named work.” Underrated joke of the year. LMAO “Keep the dream alive!” I understand that reference!
@vuushar60002 жыл бұрын
"Halt, halt! Mein Laptop!" is probably 100% accurate.
@Cyrathil2 жыл бұрын
"Halt! Verdammtest Schwein!"
@dominicthorp32482 жыл бұрын
The scary part is, KZbin’s new “Translate to English” feature seems to work perfectly with these comments
@bwood63372 жыл бұрын
This is the first time KZbin's translate feature has actually worked.
@mehmeh84032 жыл бұрын
Lewis looks like he force pushes people into canals.
@woof50822 жыл бұрын
he has to catch them by suprised though, due to the lack of muscle
@69horace692 жыл бұрын
9:19 Simon's pig squeal is just perfect.
@user-vj3rg2jo9b2 жыл бұрын
Detective Boar what were you thinking??? You didn't have a warrant... we can't use any of this evidence!
@Triairius2 жыл бұрын
I laughed so damn hard throughout this whole thing. And I can't believe how good Lewis's deadpan is.
@Triairius2 жыл бұрын
@𝘿!𝙘𝙠 Riding ǤƗяℓ Willow I swear I'm being trailed through my comments by porn channels, but they're apparently not bots. Can't y'all at least target me with gay stuff? lmao
@Jessie-vu8ns2 жыл бұрын
As a long time fan of the Yogscast but also someone who has never really cared about the Gmod or GTA series, It sucks to see that this show gets less way less views than everything else on this channel. My intuition has always been that the demographic shifted to a younger audience in a big way once all that got going. I'm sure a lot of the people who tuned out at that point have no idea that this show even exists now. Really hoping that it keeps going regardless 🙏🙏🙏
@woof50822 жыл бұрын
dispite the views, they proberly get huge watch time. which is really good for the algorithm
@WadeWSoho2 жыл бұрын
It just comes down to preferences, I for one prefer ttt and gta content and like you am also a long time fan.
@christinaMattsson2 жыл бұрын
I still watch it every time but I think the more simplistic editing this season might be one reason.
@Jessie-vu8ns2 жыл бұрын
@@WadeWSohoYeah fair enough, I mean obviously there is a huge amount of popularity in that content. They definitely know what they're doing with the channel. I'm sure if they continued with the style of content like they were doing back then with like 1-3 people per video with a huge focus on both Lewis and Simon, they'd probably have a lot less viewers per video today. Because Everything is much more of a social environment. -Twitch chat and everything. And that's just what appeals to people now. And it probably generates a lot more revenue. I'm sure the workload is a lot easier to manage when it's not just two people on the channel too, so I understand all that. I'm just glad we've gotten all this new stuff from peculiar portions and they're sorta revisiting that old formula again.
@FawxDaddy2 жыл бұрын
I haven't really watched your channel since 2011, lately I've been into your podcast clips and I finally discovered these full length clips. Honestly it's great to see you guys still at it, last time I checked up Simon was on leave and it really worried me. I'm glad he's happier than ever! I pray I'll never see the end of this channel, if the day comes... I'll never recover emotionally :')
@thefinal99232 жыл бұрын
Why don't these get as many views as the other main channel content? Really makes me worried it'll get cut again. Sponsorships too, if we can just keep Simon's PP up. Maybe manscaped? smiley face
@JustAskMeTV1012 жыл бұрын
Too long, they should go back to the format of editing these down and putting the full length versions out as podcast, rather than what they've done now where both are the same length
@thefinal99232 жыл бұрын
@@JustAskMeTV101 Those old videos also got less views, I think I remember reading they considered dropping the series because of it. So I don't think that's the definitive issue.
@unnaturallynatural88852 жыл бұрын
While this is far more entertaining in my opinion that the endless ttt, it also doesn't hit a wider demographic, not a lot of people is interested in two old people talking about the news, sadly
@thefinal99232 жыл бұрын
@@unnaturallynatural8885 You make a very good point. Do you know the wave of sadness that hit me when you referred to Lewis and Simon as "two old people"? But gosh, it's true.
@shxynee2 жыл бұрын
@@JustAskMeTV101 Eh, the viewers who really enjoy PP I'd argue prefer the longer, uncut versions. Video for this type of podcast is far, far better than audio only - aside from those who want to just listen to it *as* a normal podcast for some of the pros podcasts have (listening to it really wherever, whenever, on the train, while doing other things, etc.) Which they of course still can do, but they miss out on a lot truly. And anyways PP didn't start out as a "podcast"; they just saw the opportunity to utilize the full extent of the content they were recording and started uploading it as an audio podcast on spotify. True, not-as-serious-viewers or new viewers won't be drawn as much to PP because of the length, but it would seem they weren't anyways before they brought it back for Season 2 with no cuts. So, I'm afraid it's far less to do with the video length, and more to do with the content. It's silly, peculiar news - not controversial or current news. Only thing they could try to do is work on the branding or SEO perhaps? I'm not sure using one of the headlines of the featured articles is the best way to let people know what the podcast really is, nor will the podcast name clue them in either. It's not going to pull a whole lot of new people in, a ton of the "newer" viewers are going to prefer other videos like TTT and such, and older or more dedicated viewers are going to love it. Which, I think that's the whole point of PP to be honest; it's something for those older viewers who LOVE Lewis and Simon together and want that content.
@HughGort2 жыл бұрын
>"You wouldn't suspect a woman cheating" Oh Lewis....ignorance is bliss.
@anthonytecchio65262 жыл бұрын
They are better at hiding it, so he's not wrong.
@eschatological2 жыл бұрын
Lewis will be even more delighted to know that Pujol is a Spanish name, so the "j" is pronounced like an "h", making the man's name literally "Poo-hole," phonetically.
@BrumeNoire2 жыл бұрын
It's not, it's pronounced like the guttural German "R" almost like a spitting noise. It would sound more like "poo-Role" actually
@BalthorYT2 жыл бұрын
Sorry, but you're both wrong. 'Pujol' is a traditional Catalonian family name, and so the "original" pronunciation for it is 'poo-yol' with a soft sound like in 'you'. Besides, the spanish 'J' phoneme is much harsher than the 'H' for 'hole', as Chimborgne pointed out. Bonus points for your username though, it makes the comment all too fitting hahaha!
@ub3rfr3nzy942 жыл бұрын
You're all wrong, it's a traditional tagalog name and it is pronounced Pu-jol.
@moldiworp91432 жыл бұрын
Pujols an indigenous name. He stole my wallet so its pronounced 'cunt'
@helixmoss99572 жыл бұрын
It makes me so happy to pretty much be listening to Yogpod again
@MrJtswish132 жыл бұрын
I don’t watch much yogscast content nowadays but I will ALWAYS make time to watch Lewis and Simon chat shit about anything and everything
@ForceOkie2 жыл бұрын
That college degree joke hit hard. Me, Laughed on the outside, Dying on the inside.
@harwyn4202 жыл бұрын
As a person who started watching yogs as a kid and is now an adultmun, I enjoy both this and ttt, but I think personally I just enjoy the short form 15-25 min vids with an ensemble cast, dread hunger, first class trouble etc are all great, I like simon’s PPs for when I’m doing something etc but as something to sit and watch I love the chemistry of 6+ friends recording together; As you grow you find it’s harder to meet up with all your friends at once so commonly, and the multiplayer videos scratch the same itch for me that spending time with a group of friends does, which is why I’m not convinced a younger audience base is the reason ttt etc are their highest performers, I think the main channel is just a great place to come and remind yourself why you like the yogs. They all have their own unique brand of comedy but the dynamic between them is why I started watching as a kid and it feels rewarding to see how it still stands the test of time, new and old members alike
@ub3rfr3nzy942 жыл бұрын
I totally stopped watching gameplay on youtube, not interested anymore. This is more my type of content now lol.
@بيتالاحرار2 жыл бұрын
Weirdly feel like the exact opposite. Newer videos are just pure ADHD with newer members that don't scratch my Yogscast itch like OG Lewis and Simon would do
@greyforge272 жыл бұрын
This "trash" is my favorite thing online right now
@placeboreject72472 жыл бұрын
How long has Lewis been a jedi now??
@andrewjenkins99652 жыл бұрын
As long as he's been in Japan?
@jadethrowing41572 жыл бұрын
My heart warms up to see you two still chitchat and laughing like in your youth. We all have a funny, mean, child like heart, and learning how to take the joke and then find how to add to it even at personal expense, shows so much growth and understanding as humans.
@specter992 жыл бұрын
16:27 "Is it safe, Psychologically Speaking." "It's dead. The Pig is dead." "Oh, that's the opposite of what I hoped"
@cattjohnson11142 жыл бұрын
The I'm not sorry who cares was too real xD, Lewis having a breakdown there
@thorncraft32352 жыл бұрын
🤣 Simon quoting Rammstein 😁
@Relyx2 жыл бұрын
I love that it even made sense xD
@RufusOmega2 жыл бұрын
"Oh no, someone might see all the pictures of catgirls I have on there" I always knew Simon was a true man of culture.
@lycheejellie2 жыл бұрын
I literally never comment on anything but my god I LIVE for these pods with simon and lewis, I've been a fan for like 10 years and seeing them together makes me so happy
@YraExalgaSkgs2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my Lord, my poor goblin" That was funnier than it should be.
@mangobaba11582 жыл бұрын
I have not seen any Simon and Lewis videos in years and it's heartwarming to see the energy is still alive
@Kristina-qp1dl2 жыл бұрын
Simon's animal sound effects are wild. That Kookaburra laugh was super unsettling.
@CaptainNoch2 жыл бұрын
43:33 Simon: "Is it La Marseillaise?" Lewis: "Yeah" (proceeds to hum Carmen:Toreador Song by Bizet).
@TheOldBlackShuckyDog2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I’d call the Guardian ‘a reputable news source’ but ok 😂
@HeliosAlpha2 жыл бұрын
Simon's reaction at the end is so perfect. I feel many people have asked themselves several times the questions of "Why is Lewis still talking"
@ShadowGirl-2 жыл бұрын
Always more of this stuff please! You guys are great!!
@newtonzer02 жыл бұрын
Simon mouthing the words as Lewis reads the headlines is my favorite part
@SoulSoldier642 жыл бұрын
As a long time Yogscast viewer I really appreciate all the work and passion that goes into these videos! Keep up the great work!
@BrumeNoire2 жыл бұрын
Simon doing the boar squeal was so cartoon-ish I could easily visualize the scene with Detective Boar in my mind 😂
@moonprison49042 жыл бұрын
i love this series so much... banter's gold
@samtrue32 жыл бұрын
Oh daf is back! Can't wait for him to start singing
@TeamVanityVideos2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for leaving just enough un-bleeped to be able to tell what the joke was about without them getting in trouble. Well done.
@TeamTommyDragon2 жыл бұрын
Just realized its the real life hero Aqua Ass!
@ArcaneEclipse2 жыл бұрын
Me at work listening to this podcast trying to keep a straight face is painful 😂
@redadder5152 жыл бұрын
The boar sow is in the right; she saw this naked lunch and said, "This is not right." Then she decided to do something about it and I congratulate her for trolling. Also the zookeepers missed an opportunity in that the parrots' cursing can de-stress the zoo patrons and also cursing helps people deal with pain. The zoo can make a show out of this, like for adults. The five amazing cursing African grey parrots. Have John Cleese and Terry Gilliam narrate the show.
@The1Overmind2 жыл бұрын
Not going to lie, I would go to that zoo just to see those five parrots yell curse words at me lol
@henrygigabit75102 жыл бұрын
I watched my first yogscasts video in the 5th grade (granny bacons funeral) I’m now 22 happy to see you two goats together still making people smile and laugh
@skyhunternjms2 жыл бұрын
Amazing video as always can’t wait for the next one!
@SparksNZeros2 жыл бұрын
the editor missed a trick by not ending the video with fart with reverb xD
@flashfoxful2 жыл бұрын
48:44 RIP Tom Bates, death by discussing farts
@PineappleBro992 жыл бұрын
Peculiar Boar-tions
@ClassicalRelic2 жыл бұрын
38:42 Lewis' accidental Scooby Doo laugh
@orestiadaa1942 жыл бұрын
Please never stop making these lads
@bmxdude13372 жыл бұрын
Those parrots will never stop swearing LoL
@Velrithia2 жыл бұрын
49:05 it would be in a British museum, because the British always take all the prized relics from around the world for themselves
@Redheadtama12 жыл бұрын
There’s been a boarglary!
@oliverm.76612 жыл бұрын
Parrots in 2022: oh no..our table!! It's broken!!! And everyone laughed.
@TheTartanTaylor2 жыл бұрын
This video is going to provide soooo much content for all the Yogscast fan edit channels.
@mysterioushiggs2 жыл бұрын
I love how at 30:05 they came up with the same idea Game Grumps did with Spoiler Owl xD
@dantheman46282 жыл бұрын
3:41 Lewis is overburden with emotions as he experience a flashback from his childhood
@Buddaz0r2 жыл бұрын
This show keeps me going. I love these two guys.
@TF2CrunchyFrog2 жыл бұрын
"Oh my god, he's real!" 😂😂😂
@ammarahmed59812 жыл бұрын
Nice dose of Simon after a long time, darn Simon and his giggles, so therapeutic.
@LNTDS2 жыл бұрын
44:49 - "... which the club saw as a breach of contact." (contract? 🤣) Blimey those farts must have been powerful!
@TheMadmanandy2 жыл бұрын
I went to Crocodiles of the World. It was an excellent day out! I loved the Nile Crocodile baby enclosure! So many friendly crocs!
@GretchenDawntreader2 жыл бұрын
Simon with the Du Hast, well done :)
@erkdoc52 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite news show
@TheKrazyguy752 жыл бұрын
"Is there a french museum?" Yeah, only the literal biggest name museum anywhere in the world, the Louvre.
@OrangeDog202 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure they meant one called "The French Museum", like "The British Museum".
@crunchykevlar2 жыл бұрын
I like the new yogpod
@mm-bv4zw2 жыл бұрын
Good to see Simon wearing his Gost Shirt😂
@Meximagician2 жыл бұрын
16:50 If it makes you feel any better Lewis, somebody had a cracking barbecue. (you can eat pigs/boars with African Swine Fever, according to the USDA) Oh wait, Lewis is a vegetarian. Never mind then... continue to feel terrible.
@ChandlerBiloxi2 жыл бұрын
See kids, Blazing Saddles WAS educational, I had to look up La Petomane because I knew they did not just randomly pick a French name for that joke and the Governor's name.
I literally had a club and a penguin bar yesterday...
@graemerigg40292 жыл бұрын
There was a film starring Leonard Rossiter about Le Petomaine.
@CJMoody2 жыл бұрын
Sooo... no explanation for the CFNM situation that lead to the naked man chasing the boar?
@origami_alys2 жыл бұрын
8:39 reminds me of a conversation from one of the old civ games, the one when Lewis went on a tangent about finding people sexier the more clothes they have on
@skyllarie2 жыл бұрын
Lewis knows nothing, we love an hour of what Simon throws at us!
@IcepersonYT2 жыл бұрын
I like how gingerbread was what made them question the fart story.
@carolinekim4052 жыл бұрын
28:18 (wheeze)
@dougcookie34262 жыл бұрын
more gold
@finbar11842 жыл бұрын
A great way to spend my sunday midday!
@Amblin80s2 жыл бұрын
But I love the long tangents you guys journey down... One headline per hour means mostly Lewis & Simon. Good value.
@AberrantChibi2 жыл бұрын
In regards of birds singing essentially being horny mating calls; isn't the *vast* *majority* of our popular songs nowadays about either getting sex, wanting sex, or having to deal with a lover leaving and either being angry about it or wanting said person back?
@2dumd2live2 жыл бұрын
Most interesting news podcast on the internet
@MrVenat0r2 жыл бұрын
Lewis looking more like a cult leader every day.
@YamiOni2 жыл бұрын
Shame on you all, trying to stitch that poor creature up like that... She wasn't stealing that laptop, merely boarrowing it.
@Xarath62 жыл бұрын
34:35 "I though you're gonna say he turned it into wine!" Simon scrolls down the page. Promoted stories: 'Why should you stop drinking £5 wine?'
@wishbone40382 жыл бұрын
9:13 someone please god animate this
@doomed_fireman2 жыл бұрын
Lewis needs a tuturial on how to say turtus.
@Thromash2 жыл бұрын
Still awaiting to hear a Parrot say something like "Look out a Dinosaur" Or just yelling out "Dinosaur" lol
@illpunchyouintheface90942 жыл бұрын
I really do enjoy the edited simons PP videos more. It’s hard to find time to watch these longer episodes
@Kreeper_kat2 жыл бұрын
The boar stole the man's mozzarella salad...
@devilvocano4202 жыл бұрын
This is my favourite
@HoboMeow2 жыл бұрын
I love these! Please keep making them
@hermatic12 жыл бұрын
Simons little Alanis Morissette lyrics nice
@phoenixsoren2 жыл бұрын
I doubt the person who took the boar chase photo will win that lawsuit. People make stuff like that way too often with no lawsuits to have any kind of case against it
@dahgman32252 жыл бұрын
Cmon we all know the boar saw after his delisiusly dented y fronts 😂, bet he had celery, carrot sticks, bannannas 😂
@epicbless2 жыл бұрын
The pig was a cop... but he didnt have a search boarant
@LochyP2 жыл бұрын
You have no idea how much i miss watching these two play games together
@NickelNight2 жыл бұрын
Either I've missed something in the past few months, but Lewis seems to be getting ever closer to beastiliaty in these past PPs 🤣