Domestic Violence... Or Not

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[@stu_1e]

On top of that, it was an AUSTRALIAN spider. This guy has earned himself an inspiring biopic.

[@ClockworkGearhead]

Yeah, came here to post it. It's AUSTRALIAN. Dude's lucky to be alive.

[@estym9105]

It was probably tiny

[@takumifujiwara1998]

@@estym9105TINY!?! TINY!?! YOU ABSOLUTE BAFOON, AUSTRALIAN SPIDERS ARE FUCKING MASSIVE!!!!

[@Too_many_Phases]

At least it wasn’t a giant Asian hornet💀💀💀💀👁👄👁

[@juliuscaesar564]

​@@estym9105no

[@x1alt_f41x]

I love how his scream was so genuine and high-pitched that people thought it was literal domestic violence.

[@ZBREAD.]

Vocal cords can be craaaaazy

[@City1Tiger]

He was screaming backwards

[@SMCwasTaken]

Falsetto: am i a joke to you?

[@WilliamWizer]

it's incredible that they believed they were two different people. but this story should be used for all those times when people claim about domestic violence without having any kind of proof.

[@leongraf6284]

I scream the exact same at spiders

[@Dilshad-gu7je]

Being an Aussie, I know how important it was to this poor bloke that he defeat his 8 legged nemesis. The spiders here can get pretty big.

[@AuGrrr]

Bro completed the darksouls boss battle against arachne the great

[@johnnyearp52]

And the spiders are often poisonous there! Edit: Venomous not poisonous.

[@ravazkihypee]

And that's why I will never visit Australia. I have Arachnophobia and F-ck Australia for having all them spiders.

[@karmaakabane8634]

I just want you to know I subconsciously read this in a Australian accent.

[@SilverFang2789]

But don't spiders keep the other small more harmful bugs at bay? I don't know why people are so afraid of them. They're little 8 legged heroes for killing the roaches, flies and other worse pests.

[@HighOnZa]

TRYING TO KILL SPIDERMAN AT 3 AM! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED)

[@xyoohorrordevilbg4566]

Bro sound more clickbait than garden escapes

[@HighOnZa]

​@@xyoohorrordevilbg4566YES IT WORKED!!! IM GONNA BE SWIMMING IN MONEY NEXT TIME 😭

[@yassinedahbi7727]

Click bait titles be like:

[@oceans6517]

@@xyoohorrordevilbg4566except this title for this story isn’t wrong 😂

[@survivorofthecurse717]

"No click bait, gone wild? Sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends. Buy a Ridge Wallet."

[@captain2299]

As an Aussie I can actually confirm this has happened multiple times. It comes up on the news every now and then. As I know it's happened at least 5 times

[@josephaveoganna1592]

Has anyone tried using it as an excuse to try to hide that they were actually killing someone?

[@YourAverageCrazyChuuyaSimp]

​@@josephaveoganna1592that is a good excuse

[@_JustJoe]

​@@josephaveoganna1592 Damn

[@karzoz]

@@josephaveoganna1592 thanks for the idea bro

[@-Raiden_shotgun-]

​@@josephaveoganna1592damn I going to use that as a excuse for murder now thanks!

[@mikssityar3363]

I remember this story from a somewhat famous English KZbinr called sovietwomble. He got locked inside his bathroom which was in the center of his apartment. After a couple of hours being locked in he started yelling for help, in which his neighbors heard and promptly called the fire department. Firemen came in and pried his door out, and to their surprise they found a white as hell Englishman in his boxers inside; as opposed to the call they received from the neighbor of a woman that seemed to be trapped yelling for help

[@701kamal]

That's right. He told the story in one of his videos on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@cloudburst8961]

That would be sovietwomble

[@crockdog9838]

​@@cloudburst8961 he already said the name

[@ClockworkGearhead]

There's a non-zero chance he realized screaming like a girl instead of a man was the only way to get help.

[@johndc2998]

Thats a totally different story than what he just told...

[@adolfswatler6817]

Police: Where's your wife? Man: I am the wife.

[@DoThatBit]

"Look at me, I am the wife now"

[@IamFish_2009]

Officer, i dont have a wife... I AM THE WIFE!

[@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th]

Seahorses be like:

[@Derk_Mage]

“I’ll become my own waifu”

[@user-ts1ks1lq9p]

LOL

[@f.m848]

Well, to be fair it's a spider from Australia so both the death threats and screams could come from the spider!

[@PhuongNganNguyen-gf2sz]

Kkkkkkk

[@latefordinner4513]

😱 hell nah

[@charliekezza]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️

[@dpm2937]

To be fair spiders in Australia are probably more on the level of what we saw in Harry Potter compared to what we think of as spiders.

[@Xanderulz]

Biggest ones we get are the huntsmans, they’re fast and creepy but completely harmless Edit: I know they can bite but it’s incredibly rare and they’re not venomous. There are bigger spiders than huntsmans but those are also very rare

[@ZBREAD.]

Bring the spider family here

[@Oscar4u69]

I love spiders, they're so misunderstood 😢 they usually try to run away from us.

[@Xanderulz]

@@Oscar4u69 I have a couple jumping spiders living in my room they’re my bros

[@upscale9109]

​@@Xanderulz why do the harmless ones always gotta be the creepiest

[@Rob123abcwasdupdownleftright]

He's right, you CAN'T blame him. I'm scared of normal spiders, so Australian ones in my room would be unbearable.

[@Jetmax357]

Aussie spiders are harmless usually especially the ones in your home.

[@chumpylumpy8072]

​@@Jetmax357that's like telling someone not to be afraid of sharks. Most times you'll be completely safe but it's still terrifying to be around one

[@agin1519]

@@Jetmax357but if you’ve got even the slightest bit of arachnophobia the harmless ones usually compensate by being the meanest looking scary mofos you’ve ever seen…certainly not what you want to wake up walking across your face!!

[@Zeppongola]

@@Jetmax357 That's a bit of an over generalisation... _some_ Aussie spiders are harmless, others very much aren't, and which ones are more common can depend on area. Heck, the sydney funnelweb is considered to be the _world's_ most dangerous spider, and often hides in places like shoes or clothing. Granted we have a pretty good antivenin program, and even before then its recorded fatalities only number around a dozen, so your chances of serious problems with one are pretty low, but that's still no reason to pretend they're completely harmless. Then you have ones like redbacks, which while not _dangerous_ in general, have bites which cause extreme pain and nausea that aren't treatable by antivenin. And of course there's always the issue of potentially being _allergic_ to their bites... But yeah, in the end there's probably a greater risk of danger from panicking over a spider than the spider itself poses. Maybe just look up the aggressive/venomous species in the area to know what to be wary of, and get into the habit of checking shoes and toilet seats (if in funnelweb territory) and car sun visors before driving anywhere if you're the type to jump or panic if one were to drop onto you suddenly

[@-DeviTheDevil-Alt]

yessir! Luckily they arent harmful, imagine a funnel web spider or red back in ur backyard trying to bite you! I've seen both of them and they chill🖒 Still scary tho😭😭😭

[@mr.z_yt]

That guy should act for a role of a screaming person

[@30pranaypawar17]

guy could be the hero and heroine of the film.

[@Beaverhound]

Nah, he probably cant hold that voice. Im a guy with a deep voice but i can make high pitched screams whenever im scared. I can never recreate those screams at will tho, they sorta just happen.

[@trajectoryunown]

@@Beaverhound No worries. The director's whole job is to get you there and make sure the scene is right.

[@user9267]

Problem was he wasn't acting

[@user-he5qe1rs4k]

Scream queen

[@rubabnaqvi5012]

whenever I decide to stop watching KZbin shorts this guy pops up on the last one and I have to watch it 😭

[@sampuatisamuel9785]

😂😂😂😂 me too

[@Haz_wizZYT]

"You cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby"

[@sweetest_tae]

💀💀 literally

[@aut0mat1c11]

bro's playing hardcore Minecraft 😂😭

[@grgry06]

blud's in front of his bed but couldn't sleep 😭😭😭

[@SSH_Game_Zone]

May Not*

[@georgy_v493]

i am not gonna lie, this is literally THE BEST comment i have ever seen on a youtube short considering its relativity and funnyness

[@6891s]

poor man having a scream that’s so high pitched that the neighbor thought that there’s beef

[@hansFem-cw6gp]

I would scream like a girl too if I saw a 13 inch spider in my bedroom💀

[@twothousandandchew]

“beef” huh they thought it was someone trying to murder a woman huh

[@Gigachadhumble]

Hey my brother

[@6891s]

@@Gigachadhumble Hello

[@cloroxbleach7554]

Well, it's a spider... in AUSTRALIA. Even the biggest guys would scream like a little girl. Australia has some of the most messed up, SCP ahh creatures

[@elvinamadodefrancis4745]

Saw a vid of a spider prob the size of a small toilet seat got shot with a gun by the creator. Heard the noise the spider made too. It was like a spider from hell

[@theaceygeneral]

Australia is literally just harbinger of the whole lethal spider population

[@louisquartersson4555]

SCP lookin ahh critters*

[@louisquartersson4555]

​@@elvinamadodefrancis4745I'm gun-a miss you

[@Pragg.]

Like that hammer head worm, that's terrifying when you realize it's immortal

[@Emerald29]

"Phew they didnt saw my dead wife underneath the bed"

[@baiduryadebnath5713]

nah bro 💀💀

[@al28854]

then after the officers left, he went back to sharpening his knives ..... then back to business at hand.

[@myloscoobdude6653]

As an Australian I can confirm that if one of our spiders was in our room, we would do the same thing

[@DevtheViolinist]

bro it’s the spider’s room wdym

[@eudi8083]

​@@DevtheViolinist nah bro, at that point it's the spiders house

[@Jacqueline_Thijsen]

​@@eudi8083and you burn it down to be sure.

[@-DiveForIve-]

So y’all don’t adopt it or something 🤠?

[@josephking6515]

You wouldn't have to worry about spiders if you kept a Dropbear or two in your home. Mmm, I can see a problem there...... 😱

[@banjopiggottwright1802]

As a proud Australian I can confirm that our venomous Spiders are some of the most terrifying creatures in the World.

[@Nightchildxxi]

I’m guessing you wouldn’t recommend me visiting Australia? Hehe I have arachnophobia.

[@AlliesCreations]

@@Nightchildxxi you will see spiders but you probably wont see venomous ones, depends what ur ok with

[@spxce.]

How do people not like spiders lol

[@topofthemorning6832]

​​@@Nightchildxxiou don't see many spiders in the cities as long as the places you are staying are well cleaned and maintained. (Rich places and the ones you do see most the time are very small) Australians love going on about how deadly our animals are, but in reality it's usually the city dwellers saying that, and usually don't come across anymore deadly animals than most other places. Don't get me wrong, we have alot of spiders here, but only in places that aren't regularly cleaned. (Don't walk under trees also to be safe). Us Australians don't really have much going for us so we seem to exaggerate the threat that deadly animals pose to us in a modern world

[@Nightchildxxi]

@@AlliesCreations I’m such a crybaby I’ll admit it lol even the smallest spider scares me (ik im pathetic) I’m trying to overcome my fears tho

[@rushilnotpro]

The most Australian incident ever

[@Diembee]

“In Australia” That’s all I needed to hear

[@railx2005]

Bro if he is afraid of spiders how did he survive in Australia 😭

[@kirito5547]

​@@railx2005i don't ever want to go to australia. My heart can't handle a snake coming out of my toilet when I take a shit💀😱💀.

[@zg9]

@@kirito5547 australian here and i can confirm that this would never happen; we aint a third world country

[@kirito5547]

@@zg9 I have heard some news of this happening and even watched it happening on national geographic channel. Maybe it doesn't happen everywhere and is pretty rare.

[@zg9]

@@kirito5547 it's not something you're at risk of if you visit or live here, it would be an occurrence like getting hit by lightning; probably not going to happen

[@Sglagoomio]

“Lives in Australia” “Scared of spiders” Impossible

[@Alleegix]

Honestly, worst place to live when you have arachnophobia.

[@meyer6891]

I'm Mexican and I have a friend that is allergic to chilies so, impossible difficulty does exist.

[@p.a.r.c1694]

In Australia fear the fauna and flora is common sense.

[@HeroBear64]

When most of the spiders you see could kill you with a single bite, you’d be scared too

[@mrshirtguy]

​@@meyer6891that must suck

[@nakaharaosamu8197]

My man's vocal cords reached mew heights that day

[@TroIl.]

Imagine getting in a ""vicious"" fight with a spider then getting the cops called on you for domestic violence💀

[@gustavabensberg4260]

well, the spider was his roommate so i guess the claims were right after all.

[@theredhood7879]

Hey you don't understand, some spiders can b fucking massive and can run like the flash or even jump. If I see a spider the size of my hand or face I'm screaming and fighting for my life 😂

[@TroIl.]

@@theredhood7879 ye, i would need a machete and a minigun to take down some of the spidsters here in Australia🤣

[@Hybrid_9229]

@@gustavabensberg4260 pays rent and all

[@Lostouille]

The spider was a black widow 💀💀💀

[@Avaricumstudios]

It's not the spider that scares me, it's what happens if I miss.

[@Dilshad-gu7je]

They get mad! Generally it involves moving house and burning the old one down.

[@AncientSavant7572]

One shot one kill There is no other option

[@AgnesOmenya]

If you miss or if they dissappear on you before you take an aim

[@skstm3]

It gonna spider swing towards you

[@YourLocalChaosDemon]

Or if the spider is too big that the shoe doesn’t kill it the first time. At that point, the house belongs to the spider

[@sanikamnjoshi]

"people in Australia" made it sound like the entire country heard him. 😂

[@CrazYTactiC]

Fr

[@ArrowMaster_]

They probably did😂

[@sirionsx]

To be fair... if you ever stayed at an apartment or hotel in Australia you would know that the walls have no sound insulation. Paper thin. If you spoke loudly, the rooms on the same floor could probably hear you. So if you screamed the floors above and below would probably hear you too 😂

[@Rosetintedwater]

I live in Australia, and I can confirm i heard him.

[@olady88]

😂😂😂😂😂😅😊 your comment is extremely funny 🤣

[@JohnIscool-mq2zj]

That would be me in Australia screaming at a giant spider

[@ArcticcPsi]

And that ladies and gentlemen, is how to properly cover up a crime!

[@user-vb6gl6nf7c]

They did check to see what was going on in the apartment. I’m sure that included some detail. If there were freaky huge dead spider remains in the trash, and, no evidence of any kind of human harm, then there was likely no crime done. Someone would have to be Mission Impossible skilled and prepared in order for that elaborate a crime to have actually been committed and leave no immediate evidence. Not saying it couldn’t happen. Just way out of the league of local police.

[@Starlight_16]

😂😂

[@mr.cryptic9859]

​@@user-vb6gl6nf7cbro missed the joke 😭😭

[@AyangStudios]

@@mr.cryptic9859 fr

[@drygimangdrminjak8177]

​@@user-vb6gl6nf7c🤓

[@squidguset]

Bro took "you scream like a girl" literally 💀

[@solomonsawan4160]

💀

[@0Midnite]

⚰

[@kimbim2727]

💀💀

[@brianaguilar5204]

Lmao

[@mks8013]

💀

[@anuragdey_]

"I'm going to kill you" "Aaaaahhhhhhh"

[@Octopixel40]

probably the other way around, woke up to see it then tried to kill it

[@cromazac]

​​@@Octopixel40 > "I'm going to kill you!" > spider moves closer > high-pitched screaming

[@gustavabensberg4260]

@@Octopixel40 he ment that the man screamed like a girl after saying that he was going to kill it.

[@etzwei7994]

@@Octopixel40 Yeah, a classic case of trying to approach the insect to kill it, and for it to suddenly move or fly quickly towards you XDDD. Couldn't blame the poor guy.

[@LaprasIcepops]

Spider used Scary face

[@IsmailHussein-OG]

If I saw an Australian spider I’d scream like a girl too

[@redwardranger7034]

As an arachnophobe, I can deeply, wholeheartedly sympathize with him. Big spiders, no matter how harmless they can be, is scary. Especially if they walk slowly.

[@redwardranger7034]

@Ego lifter123 noth slow and fast are scary

[@Lime-qf9de]

@@egolifter1235 Now imagine a spider that walks slow but when you try to go crush it they crawl very fast towards you.

[@Loifey]

@@Lime-qf9deimagine you hit a spider and it gave birth to a bunch of baby spiders

[@makiskanyt9269]

For him to scream so hard to be heard like a girl the spider must have started fighting back

[@annana6098]

It probably jumped off the ceiling at him. Another possibility: spiders often have an instinct to hide under things, and they'll short circuit and try to hide under YOU, and for all intents and purposes that's the same as a battle charge.

[@kitkat1447]

​@@annana6098to add on to that, THEY CAN JUMP OFF THE FLOOR.

[@u_mutbt9304]

Considering its in Australia, this probably happened.

[@makiskanyt9269]

@@u_mutbt9304 yup

[@rebekahfunches6876]

😂😭

[@norrona5923]

As a non-Aussie living in Australia, Australians are the population that is the most terrified of spiders I have ever seen. Other countries have almost nothing to complain about. The police and neighbours probably made him a hot chockie, tucked him in, checked under his bed and gave him a kiss on the forehead.

[@taniquepalmer]

😂😅😂😅😂. U made me burst out laughing with that "kiss on the forehead"

[@fetusmaledory497]

Hot chockie 💀💀

[@muhammedmuha4846]

Bruh....i mean fair enought after he went from a warior to a high pitch like woman scream😂😂😂

[@magentawool2556]

In america, there IS something to complain about. We don't have the biggest spiders, but they're decently sized and they are EVERYWHERE. Here in florida, I found a large group of wolf spiders in my closet. And another one in my garage. Even with weekly cleaning, my house is RIDDLED with spider webs.

[@MyHandleIsGood]

Most of the spiders are harmless if you treat them with respect, especially the huntsmen, which is the one people are most typically afraid of.

[@littlevenom]

Honestly, I am so thankful someone actually called. Most times people just ignore when they hear fights and assume someone else will do something, until inevitably something horrific happens. Good on their neighbor for calling!

[@khristiec6863]

The way dude said "people in Australia heard..." made it sound like the whole population of Australia heard the screaming 😂

[@SniperOnSunday]

Maybe they did. Have you seen those spiders?

[@femf8tal]

Dude lost the bass in his voice

[@_vinvin_vince]

Surprising how this man can replicate a high pitched screech to the point where the people think he has a wife.😭

[@MrCakerape]

You’d be surprised. I had a friend who made a similar kind of scream once when he was poking a stick in a hole in a brick wall and had a decent sized spider dropped down. Also one of my brothers mates was trying to get rid of a moth, it landed on his face and he screamed like a bitch. Both to this day are some the funniest things I’ve ever saw and I hope to experience more

[@layonyatsu7203]

Unfortunately I can scream like that 😭

[@yani1343]

İts nice to have a good vocal range you will be surprised if you hear a woman doing inward bass since it doesn't really have a limit of how low it can go so you can sound like a demon

[@voidboi4141]

I mean most screams are high pitched tho right? Idk what a man screaming out of fear is supposed to sound like lmao

[@dxnixble]

Jesus loves us

[@Lyriumstone_kittyswag007]

As somebody with arachnophobia this is hilariously relatable

[@dallascorbell33]

ikr

[@Webmage101]

Yeah I knew immediately what it was, the detail about the scream just sealed the deal.

[@Yee_.]

The guy was in Australia

[@Emmkkaaa]

Dont forget, this was in AUSTRALIA.

[@mark123j6]

Of course. I wouldn't sleep all night until I can find a way to get rid of a big spider in my room. LoL

[@johnryder8859]

The person that said, "Out of sight, Out of Mind , never had a spider disappear in their bedroom".

[@bryannaing6316]

As someone who's called emergency services for what ended up being a non-emergency before, I can say everyone had a good laugh about it afterward. Australia's chill like that.

[@javiarcamaro7178]

Lucky it wasn’t in the US, more violence and shooting first before even asking anything, these guys actually waited and asked him and not just kick the door open.

[@bhandos9062]

​@@javiarcamaro7178 in the us they would shoot the man first then check the house only to find nothing and get away with it by saying the man fought back.

[@natp3408]

Haha, me too! I called triple zero because my husband came home super early from work and I thought it was someone breaking in🤦‍♀️ If it was in America he probably would be dead 😨

[@razier5299]

@@javiarcamaro7178 You watch too much news my friend if this was the case death rates would be way higher.

[@nehankaranch2149]

@@natp3408 wtf

[@SoberOKMoments]

Dude truly lives in the wrong country.

[@eefy4216]

underrated comment

[@we-bu4zh]

contrary to popular belief there arent many spiders here lol. most commonly you’ll find spiders in the corners of your house or plants.

[@mariodoomfist1049]

@@we-bu4zhi mean how big they're then that's the problem not everyone is ready to fight a huntsman spider like a daddy long legs

[@N3gativeR3FLUX]

Hi, I’m an Australian and I find your comment very offensive and inaccurate. Australia is not upside down, we don’t have human sized spiders, and we don’t ride kangaroos. These are harmful stereotypes that disrespect our country and our people. Australia is a diverse and multicultural nation with many amazing things to offer. Please do some research before you make such ignorant and rude remarks. Thank you.

[@eefy4216]

@@N3gativeR3FLUX haha

[@MuhaamadAreeb]

Either this is a very wholesome ending Or that man is a top tier phychopath that still has the woman underneath his bed or something

[@DOTMDeath]

Separate apartments don’t have basements

[@luqman4426]

​@@DOTMDeathu didn't get the joke 😒

[@mir0h2714]

@@luqman4426At least get it right, it doesn’t even make sense 💀.

[@DOTMDeath]

@@mir0h2714 thanks for backing me up.

[@BrickTight]

translate! ซับให้ผมหน่อยนะครับ

[@McCarthyJohn100]

He really had a teen girl under his floorboards, but came up with the spider story when cops showed up

[@madisonvirak3540]

“Great, you’re here, now there’s this spider…” 😂

[@OmegaM3TE0R]

"What ya want me to do?"

[@pneumonoultra]

"Can't do anything about that problem"

[@Roggerisbored6]

I thought it was him playing a shooting game

[@Ammiad]

More likely a horror movie, if it were a video game then there wouldn't have been any high pitched screaming, more likely low pitched screaming

[@saginur4380]

​@@Ammiad Israeli les go

[@riskamation9368]

I thought it was mario kart XD

[@floudz7615]

​​@@Ammiadah bro valorant at 3am actually hits diff sometimes

[@comradecrusade7417]

​@@Ammiad Why would he be screaming DIE DIE DIE at a movie though?

[@SecurityMum]

As an Aussie, I can vouch that this is possible! Those damn spider's move fast AND will charge at you. And can be larger than your hand! This is where we now just burn the house down and walk away.

[@alisambrano]

That's my solution. My friend spent the night at a hotel until her husband found the spider.

[@Rickandmorty54]

It’s an apartment tho 💀

[@p.s.t9844]

I am really afraid of spidersn these creatures are disgusting to me, since my childhood I bear spiderphobia and reading your comment makes me🥶

[@kenethgarcia7608]

Yah and you have some of the most venomous spiders

[@abunadia5506]

Also as an Aussie…., nothing is more frightening than waking up in the middle of the night to “have a slash", when suddenly, you see a gigantic hand crawling on you ceiling. Huntsman spiders are actually quite harmless. 🇦🇺

[@We-want-out]

I can hear the high pitched screams already 😂🤣

[@Remhad]

When you’re suffering from pure terror, you may think your screams will stay “manly” but they often times do not. Men scream sometimes just as high pitched as women do. It’s just nature.

[@jsnjsshshsu8248]

When I was younger yeah but now my voice doesn't do anything high-pitched

[@samuraijackoff5354]

@@jsnjsshshsu8248 It can if you try hard enough. It takes a bit of practice, some voice actors can do it.

[@scrumt9284]

Why does it even fucking matter. You people are so caught up in things that don’t matter like the pitch of a scream. God damn. Even what happens in the latest dragon ball episode matters more than how high pitch your damn scream is, it’s natural.

[@rabbit0664]

Well weepy voiced killer was thought to be a gal at first when he called.

[@Appaddict01]

I wonder if its survival strategy a women’s scream is more likely to bring help.

[@averageforzaplayer1048]

Dude should start the next Bee Gees group

[@d73w80]

He made sure that spider wasn't stayin alivEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@OneStubbornLass]

At least he was stayin alive

[@EJames-nm4qt]

Spider Gees?

[@josephleonard6695]

​@@EJames-nm4qtSpider Ji... ok. never mind.

[@GiggityCrabbityGiggity]

😂😂😂

[@whatspoppin-o2l]

As an Aussie, I can confirm that these spiders are so fast and have no mercy, once they know you are in their presence, it’s going DOWN Edit: now I won’t be that type of person.. but 8.8k?! 🗿🍷🧌

[@heidijones8281]

not a thing kid its jusy a name asuie

[@whatspoppin-o2l]

@@heidijones8281 you know that Aussie is short for Australian right?

[@LazyLizzy706]

Aussies think they have it bad until they visit South America to see the spiders and snakes. :(

[@Onyxisonfire]

​@@LazyLizzy706...im sorry have you ever gone to Australia?

[@rosarichter4687]

​@@LazyLizzy706typical American ☕

[@Idonotcareatalllikeatall]

The fact that he could change his voice that made people think there were two people makes me impressed

[@Archon_of_Freedom_]

Same lol 😂😂

[@chriskelso723]

You had me in the first half.

[@azkaghafara5712]

High pitched scream is the manliest thing a man can do in a life or death situation such as this one

[@Kasiarzynka]

Reminds me of a streamer-youtuber who once told the story of how he was locked in his bathroom for a few hours. I think the door lock broke or something along those lines. Eventually, his neighbors heard his screams and I think firefighters showed up (I haven't watched the guy for a few years so I'm probably misremembering). After rescuing him, the rescuers said that his neighbors reported a woman screaming lol.

[@sambav3448]

@@Kasiarzynka Was it SovietWomble?

[@PoorlyPlaying]

@@sambav3448It was SovietWomble

[@flirexgaming5549]

NO.

[@ALMIGHTY_EDIOT]

bro's scream was so girly and convincing his neighbor called the cops💀💀💀

[@dallen3000]

Lets see how manly you can scream with an Australian spider in your room

[@JorgeRodriguez-mr8nz]

@@dallen3000I won’t scream I’ll beat it to death

[@GAMER32231]

@@dallen3000 I wouldn’t have time to scream

[@g_cracker7745]

You know a spider’s terrifying when even an Australian is scared of it Edit: Wow i did not expect this to blow up.

[@riley1221]

Yeah facts

[@angy_cinnamontoastcrunch]

Fax

[@flopsnextdoor]

Man you should have seen the huntsman spider in my bathroom, about the size of a dinner plate!!

[@daedaisy]

@@flopsnextdooryum

[@hamedali2555]

​@@flopsnextdoorid move out😂

[@imcommunist]

living in australia and being afraid of spiders is like being a human that's allergic to water

[@abiolamensah4555]

Australia’s spiders are literally the size of a human being so he is definitely not over reacting

[@Notamerican123]

As an Aussie, idk what u consider spiders but they are all tiny and harmless. The tourists are so funny when they freak out at a harmless but massive huntsman tho

[@suemeade2471]

​@@Notamerican123untill its a sydney funnel web. Then everyone starts screaming.

[@happytraveller2122]

What a load of rubbish

[@ethan9844]

Still, if you don’t bother it it won’t bother you. If you at least 1 meter away there’s no reason to scream.

[@gabbycraft7035]

@@Notamerican123I don’t really care if it’s harmless or even if they don’t usually bite I still find them scary

[@kAcHyAaN]

Bro took *fear of spiders* to a whole new level

[@enterprisethesylveon5787]

Arachnophobia is the word...

[@emilianomendoza6891]

@@enterprisethesylveon5787🤓

[@gaminggod69420]

@@emilianomendoza6891 🤡

[@awesomesam6767]

@@emilianomendoza6891 almost everyone knows that almost...

[@cineva-wb1pk]

Understandably, it was in Australia.

[@Skrunkrus]

As an actual australian I can confirm that there are many bad things happening in this country 😭

[@ChubbyBxnny]

I can agree to that-

[@shauryasingh488]

800th like

[@Skrunkrus]

@@shauryasingh488 W

[@gray.wesley]

not nearly as bad as American parents sending their kids to school so they can get fucking shot

[@VivvyPop]

The the hell do spiders get in your house

[@knowledgeapplied]

🕷 He must've taken 'spider screaming' lessons from Marv on Home Alone.... 😅

[@penguinpingu3807]

Bro went from cold hard warrior to a quick 3 second television gag 💀 Edit: correction from became to went.

[@Oddity_lol]

Went*

[@Oddity_lol]

@@woaaahhhh wrong

[@RandomDude-xg2pg]

@@woaaahhhhDon’t start those chains.

[@probablypizza7341]

​​​@@woaaahhhhwdym your the 2nd one not 1st

[@woaaahhhh]

First to reply to me is gay.

[@AStixMatism]

as an Australian with TERRIBLE arachnophobia, i can genuinely confirm that i scream like a girl if a spider comes within a 1 meter radius

[@otakuman706]

No, you scream like a MAN. ... ... Sure, maybe THIS specific man to be exact,😂 but, still a man, no matter how many jokes his buddies make. Cheers, and good luck dealing with the spiders down under 🍻

[@AntonioVivoran]

A phobia means to have an unreasonable fear of something.... But og it is VERY reasonable to be afraid of Australian spiders.

[@AStixMatism]

@@AntonioVivoran lol there are some harmless ones like the "Daddy long legs", but knowing that does NOT help my fear one bit

[@AntonioVivoran]

@@AStixMatism i get you. I Swear there is no bug that gets me like a little girl like spiders do...

[@DR-Crimson]

Crikey mate

[@chottabeamm]

Can't really blame the guy, australian spiders must be literal monsters

[@LSlayer87]

I heard some can kill you.

[@Stuffyim]

​@@LSlayer87wait, yours can't??

[@Stuffyim]

I could tak you on a tour of all my favourite one's. Funnily enough the majority of the larger one's I've *seen* live near the shops or the schools.

[@chottabeamm]

@@Stuffyim whatdoyou meean "yours cant" 😭. I swear cut the internet off Australia and let them isolated for 1000 years. the aussies would evolve into the predator like in the movie

[@oNeAdDiTiOnOnEsUbTrAcTiOn]

Realll

[@chloeyang6135]

If I was there, I wouldn't think for a second and just keep on sleeping. He's not gonna harm me, I'm not gonna harm him. 😅

[@bananian]

It's not a vicious fight. It's a bloody war.

[@Gottemz]

FR ONG

[@Mommy-kima]

Straight up Normandy in there

[@clothokaftan]

Dont remind them about the emu war, thats like vietnam all over again for them.

[@guilhmo7343]

​@clothokaftan it's very embarrassing when you know who win the war😂

[@dooklarue1672]

So, did he kill the spider or not-

[@xaniofdan998]

are u dumb or dumb

[@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4]

in australia spiders are invincible

[@carkawalakhatulistiwa]

😂

[@we-bu4zh]

@@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4as someone who lives in australia i can confirm that many are quite squashable 😅

[@joshuacalderon1837]

base on his screams of terror, you bet it run away

[@KryaDiere]

I totally understand the part about not being able to sleep until you know it's dead. There was some huge bug in my room but I couldn't get it before it flew off and I couldn't sleep the whole night knowing it was still *lurking* somewhere.

[@denizthebig]

same

[@guilhermecastro292]

Dude, once I woke up in the morning and there was a huge scorpion at my beds wall because I slept with my doors open because I had a new cat and I wanted the cat to feel free and comfortable. And soon after I was searching the internet and discovered the I was stung before by the same scorpion, like a couple of weeks before. Bitch was venomous, stung me, had run over me and I've just thrown it away as if it were a cockroach or something else. And I was like "Dude, how in the world and I alive????😅😂😂😂 It's no joke, bro. And by the way, I'm Brazilian 😂😂😂😂

[@daedaisy]

One of my friends came over with their siblings they were pretty crazy t was 4th of July so we were going in and drinks and other stuff and one of them kept leaving the door wide open they had left and I had somewhere to go the next night so I was going to brush my teeth for bed I don’t get bugs a lot in my house often unless it’s like a fly so I walk in the bathroom and there is a grasshopper on my tooth paste 😭

[@kugelblitz1557]

I wake up to ants crawling on me sometimes, it's impossible to keep them out of the house and they come in the winter and look for food.

[@daedaisy]

@@kugelblitz1557 I would die if was you

[@nathanyoung1947]

Imagine giving out death threats to a spider and screaming like a little girl.Just do have a domestic call to your door What the heck 😂

[@eskewroberts7663]

In Australia, it's not called arachnophobia Arachnophobia is an unreasonable fear of spiders It's reasonable to be scared of all Australian spiders

[@xyoohorrordevilbg4566]

“It's reasonable to be scared of all Australian spiders” Thanks man everyone needed to hear this people think its some kind of phobia but nah it's just our instinct to protect ourselves

[@GAMER32231]

⁠my summer vacation is in Australia so I’ll keep that in mind

[@Heythebrodyboy]

arachnophobia isn't Australia exclusive

[@opalizedfossil]

@@Heythebrodyboy Bro, do you not get the joke???

[@SleekHeroo]

​@@GAMER32231I'll pray to every single God in existence to make sure you don't encounter any spiders :) PS:- have fun

[@campcampcamp]

Bro screamed death threats and screamed in terror in a single breath, impressive

[@TrueTerraBlade]

W pfp

[@burnoul9231]

Bro probably try to kill it and it suddenly moved

[@campcampcamp]

@@TrueTerraBlade Same to you

[@extremelyclueless2020]

@@campcampcamp danganronpa?

[@a-dv7uy]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWfJm2eGr9esbKc part 2.

[@retrosai]

The most commonest interaction between a human and a spider at night.

[@spyder027]

I saw a spider right before I was going to bed one night in my bathroom and I watched it for 10 minutes and named it George. I said goodnight to George for the 3 nights he stayed in my bathroom and then he moved on.

[@retrosai]

@@spyder027 You fool, he didn't move on, he was taking a swim and you flushed him! 😭

[@spyder027]

@@retrosai Haha probably not. My bathroom has a separate room for the toilet he was with the sink

[@retrosai]

@@spyder027 oh. I'm sorry. Hope you find an insect soon. I've heard ants are loyal and hardy.

[@kingwitherasher4628]

i shout death threats to cockroaches as they have wings unlike spiders. i love spiders though, they kill all the mosquitoes in my bathroom, ah thank you lil spider.

[@da_spectrum_dude]

I can confirm this man must've been a new emigrant Cause abnormally sized Spiders could sit down and chat with us, and we don't even question how

[@happyvibez1265]

My man almost caught a charge cause he screamed like a girl….life’s rough 😂😂

[@AUG_Glow]

Lmao

[@goldenstorm22]

Hire him as a voice actor and just throw a spider at him and pay him double

[@randylaverne4968]

Lmao Im dead 😭 that would totally work

[@verrykin5443]

Wdym?

[@bob_king1998]

@@verrykin5443 he can make the sound of a woman scream if he sees a spider

[@Starlight_16]

😅😅

[@cheeburger-ce4kh]

Him: AHHHHHHHHHH-

[@Antarctic_Leader]

The worst fear of an Aussie is no spider, this is because no spider means they don’t know where it could be… 😐

[@RandomGuythatishere]

Hi i now that i have time can i have citizenship in your country

[@24thnight88]

​@@RandomGuythatishereno

[@RandomGuythatishere]

@@24thnight88 Darn

[@BahadurSingh-mg8jj]

​@@RandomGuythatishereif your good at fighting emus you could try again

[@ZombieEmpire9199]

exactly, if your alone your screwed bc if you turn around for one second to grab something to kill it with, it will disappear. I usually let at least one spider in my room, most likely a Pholcus phalangioides. "Daddy Long Legs" bc it means other spiders will keep distant.

[@Yana.-_-.]

"Thank god they didn't check the walls"

[@everest3619]

Good on the neighbors for speaking up tho even if it was a false alarm. You’d be surprised how many people see or hear things and say absolutely nothing thinking “eh, somebody else will, I don’t have to”.

[@Zhung36]

Plot twist: He had hid her wife under the basement before the police arrived

[@thot5946]

in an apartment???

[@bruh_dude9778]

​@@thot5946i though the same thing lmao

[@rhondasherrill8788]

How could HE hide HER wife UNDER a basement in an APARTMENT??? Please make the sentence make sense

[@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4]

it was in an apartment, he doesnt have his own basement

[@rhondasherrill8788]

@@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 no shit Sherlock. I'm guessing this is a 🧌or someone that does not have enough of a grasp of English to form coherent sentences

[@hello2judas807]

This is a total mood though. Both the unbound anger of a sleep deprived man trying to kill a spider, and the terror when the spider does something unexpected

[@ogrim0]

Me but with mosquitoes

[@sezuin_6577]

If you encounter a spider, you HAVE to get rid of it. Otherwise, you wake up and encounter it again

[@Fewerlious]

​@@sezuin_6577 This was in Australia, creatures there are terrifying, no way you would see that creature and decide to sleep.

[@co.MegaMan]

If this guy was scared of spiders and actually had Australian blood, he would be a outcast. Spiders are our roommates!

[@BigHighWarGodBandos]

This man really said: you cannot sleep with enemys near by

[@ono-micho]

You may not rest now there are monsters nearby

[@spyder027]

😂

[@D-Izumi]

​@@ono-micholmao minecraft reference

[@vineetamendiratta5121]

​@@ono-michoyeah

[@MemerLand69]

@@D-Izumithat litterly what the original comment was referencing, this guy just repeated it differently

[@Anoninonymous]

“Bro can you please kill it for me though”

[@baconoverlord7982]

Spiders in Australia ... are like stray dogs in America. About the same size too.

[@olady88]

😂😂😂😂😅

[@mariposa3447]

😂😂😂😂 impossible 🤣🤣

[@chr1sti4n-nic0]

I burst out laughing 😂😂😂

[@sirhcmi3]

Those Australian spiders are huge. I can see someone being extra freaked out by one.

[@odysseus2k1]

as a man, i can confirm that we sometimes scream like a little girl to things that scare us. i scream like a girl when a cockroach flies towards me.

[@Flashbt0752]

THEY CAN FLY

[@Flashbt0752]

I live where polmato bugs like to hang out and their huge. I didn’t know they could fly

[@mjtobi8776]

Yes they can. In the Philippines they fly. especially when it’s raining outside

[@mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373]

WAIT WHAT! NO NO YOU CAN NOT TELL ME COCKROACHES CAN FLY

[@navytiger2]

don't blame you, if anything the fact you survive is a miracle. most people knock themselves out in panic

[@dg4262]

I like how he screamed so loudly that the entire Australia could hear him

[@GameFuMaster]

I live in Australia. Couldn't hear him, but could feel a disturbance in the outback

[@Unresolvedissues101]

​​@@GameFuMasterlol

[@Coupon_goat32]

Bro needs to be a voice actor 😨

[@lucaselias9824]

He got talent

[@ATDoesStuff]

The range is crazy already 😂

[@tommyblade8093]

put a spider in the booth with him and u got it

[@Mista.fluffmin]

Try not to say “bro” with an emoji at the end 3 2 1 Go

[@electronicMassager123]

@@Mista.fluffmin try not to be that one annoying and naggy person in a reply section challange

[@neerajaunni5973]

Well thats what I call screaming like a lady out of sheer panic😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-yk8ew1pi7e]

he really took "i'm scared of spiders" to a whole another level

[@smuggzmug7595]

🤖

[@FizzylikesMM2]

Not really, the spiders in Australia are really poisonous and big. They most likely will charge at you since they are aggressive really. So you would want to get them out as fast as possible. Im not an Australian , but i know

[@fynkozari9271]

I like how the cops knew there's a girl in the room without any facts whatsoever.

[@carlodomogma2206]

That is not a whole new level that is Austrailia

[@kyayaarmahi]

no Australia has spiders of another level

[@KHTimeProtecter]

Considering this is in Australia, no. I cannot blame him. Nor his neighbors for being concerned. I hope he apologized to them in the morning and they had a good laugh about it all.

[@lifeasrini]

They'll be giving him grief for a LONG time ... The cops probably pop over every so often to say "remember that one time .." and laugh at him ...

[@purple-edits2699]

Honestly I’d the same thing😂

[@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4]

sha- uhh i mean same

[@mamahakutakut26]

Hmm yes i'd the same thing too probably

[@user4426somethingsomething]

honestly i'd do the same thing*

[@sierraj7480]

“Die die and ima kill you” and girlish scream when u die in a video game seems pretty normal to me

[@DisgustD-]

Oh hell nah dawg both , man's threats & woman's scream coming from them same dude was so fokging unexpected i'm deceased lmfao 💀😭

[@PATATAGAME1]

Nah bro the woman is in the basement 💀

[@ovalcar23]

Buddy is deceased

[@colstonish2168]

​@@PATATAGAME1it's an apartment ☠️

[@kalttor]

@@colstonish2168 he lives in the -1 floor

[@tehbucketmaster]

i woulda turned myself in rather than admitting that 😭😭

[@_cweezy]

You mean you’d be willing to face up to 5 years in prison instead of telling them you were trying to kill a spider?

[@arsomnes]

@@_cweezy I see the confusion. You see, this is called a joke. You aren't meant to take it literally. In fact, it is intentionally ridiculous because it's supposed to be funny that a person would in fact go through that rather than be embarrassed.

[@_cweezy]

@@arsomnes yeah I know

[@_cweezy]

When I see I spider I grab a shotgun, but I live in America

[@heather_foreather]

I dont even have anything to defend myself from a spider except my parents

[@Sady845]

Bro hates spiders and lives in Australia 💀 praying for his soul

[@Seawqve]

Me if I move to Australia 😭

[@Nahidwinlabotomy]

Sometimes the only thing that could get a man to scream like a woman is a large spider 🗿

[@vihungchu]

"Sometimes it takes a man to be the best gir- Oh frick wrong channel-" -A wise annonymous guy.

[@user-xb2yu6gg8f]

As an Australian, I can confirm we'd do something like that because our spiders are HUGE

[@KalebLikesKebabs]

imagine hearing a man in his middle or so 20's screaming "KYA! GET AWAY FWOM MI!!!!"

[@darthvader-mi5ck]

Bro really hit the high notes 😅

[@nunyabiznes33]

When you're sweeping it away from you and then it jumps right on your face.... 💀

[@rababkhan2082]

You just increased my phobia of spiders and reminded me of something because THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME ONCE😭

[@novanic7769]

​@@rababkhan2082 face tarantula hehe