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@stu_1e Жыл бұрын
On top of that, it was an AUSTRALIAN spider. This guy has earned himself an inspiring biopic.
@ClockworkGearhead Жыл бұрын
Yeah, came here to post it. It's AUSTRALIAN. Dude's lucky to be alive.
@estym9105 Жыл бұрын
It was probably tiny
@takumifujiwara1998 Жыл бұрын
@@estym9105TINY!?! TINY!?! YOU ABSOLUTE BAFOON, AUSTRALIAN SPIDERS ARE FUCKING MASSIVE!!!!
@Too_many_Phases Жыл бұрын
At least it wasn’t a giant Asian hornet💀💀💀💀👁👄👁
@juliuscaesar564 Жыл бұрын
@@estym9105no
@x1alt_f41x Жыл бұрын
I love how his scream was so genuine and high-pitched that people thought it was literal domestic violence.
@ZBREAD. Жыл бұрын
Vocal cords can be craaaaazy
@City1Tiger Жыл бұрын
He was screaming backwards
@SMCwasTaken Жыл бұрын
Falsetto: am i a joke to you?
@WilliamWizer Жыл бұрын
it's incredible that they believed they were two different people. but this story should be used for all those times when people claim about domestic violence without having any kind of proof.
@leongraf6284 Жыл бұрын
I scream the exact same at spiders
@Dilshad-gu7je Жыл бұрын
Being an Aussie, I know how important it was to this poor bloke that he defeat his 8 legged nemesis. The spiders here can get pretty big.
@AuGrrr Жыл бұрын
Bro completed the darksouls boss battle against arachne the great
@johnnyearp52 Жыл бұрын
And the spiders are often poisonous there! Edit: Venomous not poisonous.
@ravazkihypee Жыл бұрын
And that's why I will never visit Australia. I have Arachnophobia and F-ck Australia for having all them spiders.
@karmaakabane8634 Жыл бұрын
I just want you to know I subconsciously read this in a Australian accent.
@SilverFang2789 Жыл бұрын
But don't spiders keep the other small more harmful bugs at bay? I don't know why people are so afraid of them. They're little 8 legged heroes for killing the roaches, flies and other worse pests.
@HighOnZa Жыл бұрын
TRYING TO KILL SPIDERMAN AT 3 AM! (GONE WRONG) (POLICE CALLED)
@xyoohorrordevilbg45669 ай бұрын
Bro sound more clickbait than garden escapes
@HighOnZa3 ай бұрын
@@xyoohorrordevilbg4566YES IT WORKED!!! IM GONNA BE SWIMMING IN MONEY NEXT TIME 😭
@yassinedahbi77272 ай бұрын
Click bait titles be like:
@oceans65172 ай бұрын
@@xyoohorrordevilbg4566except this title for this story isn’t wrong 😂
@survivorofthecurse717Ай бұрын
"No click bait, gone wild? Sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends. Buy a Ridge Wallet."
@captain2299 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie I can actually confirm this has happened multiple times. It comes up on the news every now and then. As I know it's happened at least 5 times
@josephaveoganna1592 Жыл бұрын
Has anyone tried using it as an excuse to try to hide that they were actually killing someone?
@YourAverageCrazyChuuyaSimp Жыл бұрын
@@josephaveoganna1592that is a good excuse
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
@@josephaveoganna1592 Damn
@karzoz Жыл бұрын
@@josephaveoganna1592 thanks for the idea bro
@-Raiden_shotgun- Жыл бұрын
@@josephaveoganna1592damn I going to use that as a excuse for murder now thanks!
@mikssityar3363 Жыл бұрын
I remember this story from a somewhat famous English KZbinr called sovietwomble. He got locked inside his bathroom which was in the center of his apartment. After a couple of hours being locked in he started yelling for help, in which his neighbors heard and promptly called the fire department. Firemen came in and pried his door out, and to their surprise they found a white as hell Englishman in his boxers inside; as opposed to the call they received from the neighbor of a woman that seemed to be trapped yelling for help
@701kamal Жыл бұрын
That's right. He told the story in one of his videos on KZbin 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@cloudburst8961 Жыл бұрын
That would be sovietwomble
@crockdog9838 Жыл бұрын
@@cloudburst8961 he already said the name
@ClockworkGearhead Жыл бұрын
There's a non-zero chance he realized screaming like a girl instead of a man was the only way to get help.
@johndc2998 Жыл бұрын
Thats a totally different story than what he just told...
@adolfswatler6817 Жыл бұрын
Police: Where's your wife? Man: I am the wife.
@DoThatBit Жыл бұрын
"Look at me, I am the wife now"
@IamFish_2009 Жыл бұрын
Officer, i dont have a wife... I AM THE WIFE!
@SproutiusShrubiusthe16th Жыл бұрын
Seahorses be like:
@Derk_Mage Жыл бұрын
“I’ll become my own waifu”
@user-ts1ks1lq9p Жыл бұрын
LOL
@f.m8489 ай бұрын
Well, to be fair it's a spider from Australia so both the death threats and screams could come from the spider!
@PhuongNganNguyen-gf2sz2 ай бұрын
Kkkkkkk
@latefordinner45132 ай бұрын
😱 hell nah
@charliekezza13 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 🕷️🕷️🕷️🕷️
@dpm2937 Жыл бұрын
To be fair spiders in Australia are probably more on the level of what we saw in Harry Potter compared to what we think of as spiders.
@Xanderulz Жыл бұрын
Biggest ones we get are the huntsmans, they’re fast and creepy but completely harmless Edit: I know they can bite but it’s incredibly rare and they’re not venomous. There are bigger spiders than huntsmans but those are also very rare
@ZBREAD. Жыл бұрын
Bring the spider family here
@Oscar4u69 Жыл бұрын
I love spiders, they're so misunderstood 😢 they usually try to run away from us.
@Xanderulz Жыл бұрын
@@Oscar4u69 I have a couple jumping spiders living in my room they’re my bros
@upscale9109 Жыл бұрын
@@Xanderulz why do the harmless ones always gotta be the creepiest
@Rob123abcwasdupdownleftright Жыл бұрын
He's right, you CAN'T blame him. I'm scared of normal spiders, so Australian ones in my room would be unbearable.
@Jetmax357 Жыл бұрын
Aussie spiders are harmless usually especially the ones in your home.
@chumpylumpy8072 Жыл бұрын
@@Jetmax357that's like telling someone not to be afraid of sharks. Most times you'll be completely safe but it's still terrifying to be around one
@agin1519 Жыл бұрын
@@Jetmax357but if you’ve got even the slightest bit of arachnophobia the harmless ones usually compensate by being the meanest looking scary mofos you’ve ever seen…certainly not what you want to wake up walking across your face!!
@Zeppongola Жыл бұрын
@@Jetmax357 That's a bit of an over generalisation... _some_ Aussie spiders are harmless, others very much aren't, and which ones are more common can depend on area. Heck, the sydney funnelweb is considered to be the _world's_ most dangerous spider, and often hides in places like shoes or clothing. Granted we have a pretty good antivenin program, and even before then its recorded fatalities only number around a dozen, so your chances of serious problems with one are pretty low, but that's still no reason to pretend they're completely harmless. Then you have ones like redbacks, which while not _dangerous_ in general, have bites which cause extreme pain and nausea that aren't treatable by antivenin. And of course there's always the issue of potentially being _allergic_ to their bites... But yeah, in the end there's probably a greater risk of danger from panicking over a spider than the spider itself poses. Maybe just look up the aggressive/venomous species in the area to know what to be wary of, and get into the habit of checking shoes and toilet seats (if in funnelweb territory) and car sun visors before driving anywhere if you're the type to jump or panic if one were to drop onto you suddenly
@-DeviTheDevil-Alt Жыл бұрын
yessir! Luckily they arent harmful, imagine a funnel web spider or red back in ur backyard trying to bite you! I've seen both of them and they chill🖒 Still scary tho😭😭😭
@mr.z_yt Жыл бұрын
That guy should act for a role of a screaming person
@30pranaypawar17 Жыл бұрын
guy could be the hero and heroine of the film.
@Beaverhound Жыл бұрын
Nah, he probably cant hold that voice. Im a guy with a deep voice but i can make high pitched screams whenever im scared. I can never recreate those screams at will tho, they sorta just happen.
@trajectoryunown Жыл бұрын
@@Beaverhound No worries. The director's whole job is to get you there and make sure the scene is right.
@user9267 Жыл бұрын
Problem was he wasn't acting
@user-he5qe1rs4k Жыл бұрын
Scream queen
@rubabnaqvi50122 ай бұрын
whenever I decide to stop watching KZbin shorts this guy pops up on the last one and I have to watch it 😭
@sampuatisamuel978526 күн бұрын
😂😂😂😂 me too
@Haz_wizZYT Жыл бұрын
"You cannot rest now, there are monsters nearby"
@sweetest_tae Жыл бұрын
💀💀 literally
@aut0mat1c11 Жыл бұрын
bro's playing hardcore Minecraft 😂😭
@grgry06 Жыл бұрын
blud's in front of his bed but couldn't sleep 😭😭😭
@SSH_Game_Zone Жыл бұрын
May Not*
@georgy_v493 Жыл бұрын
i am not gonna lie, this is literally THE BEST comment i have ever seen on a youtube short considering its relativity and funnyness
@6891s Жыл бұрын
poor man having a scream that’s so high pitched that the neighbor thought that there’s beef
@hansFem-cw6gp Жыл бұрын
I would scream like a girl too if I saw a 13 inch spider in my bedroom💀
@twothousandandchew Жыл бұрын
“beef” huh they thought it was someone trying to murder a woman huh
@Gigachadhumble9 күн бұрын
Hey my brother
@6891s9 күн бұрын
@@Gigachadhumble Hello
@cloroxbleach7554 Жыл бұрын
Well, it's a spider... in AUSTRALIA. Even the biggest guys would scream like a little girl. Australia has some of the most messed up, SCP ahh creatures
@elvinamadodefrancis4745 Жыл бұрын
Saw a vid of a spider prob the size of a small toilet seat got shot with a gun by the creator. Heard the noise the spider made too. It was like a spider from hell
@theaceygeneral Жыл бұрын
Australia is literally just harbinger of the whole lethal spider population
@louisquartersson4555 Жыл бұрын
SCP lookin ahh critters*
@louisquartersson4555 Жыл бұрын
@@elvinamadodefrancis4745I'm gun-a miss you
@Pragg. Жыл бұрын
Like that hammer head worm, that's terrifying when you realize it's immortal
@Emerald293 ай бұрын
"Phew they didnt saw my dead wife underneath the bed"
@baiduryadebnath57132 ай бұрын
nah bro 💀💀
@al288542 ай бұрын
then after the officers left, he went back to sharpening his knives ..... then back to business at hand.
@myloscoobdude6653 Жыл бұрын
As an Australian I can confirm that if one of our spiders was in our room, we would do the same thing
@DevtheViolinist Жыл бұрын
bro it’s the spider’s room wdym
@eudi8083 Жыл бұрын
@@DevtheViolinist nah bro, at that point it's the spiders house
@Jacqueline_Thijsen Жыл бұрын
@@eudi8083and you burn it down to be sure.
@-DiveForIve- Жыл бұрын
So y’all don’t adopt it or something 🤠?
@josephking6515 Жыл бұрын
You wouldn't have to worry about spiders if you kept a Dropbear or two in your home. Mmm, I can see a problem there...... 😱
@banjopiggottwright1802 Жыл бұрын
As a proud Australian I can confirm that our venomous Spiders are some of the most terrifying creatures in the World.
@Nightchildxxi Жыл бұрын
I’m guessing you wouldn’t recommend me visiting Australia? Hehe I have arachnophobia.
@AlliesCreations Жыл бұрын
@@Nightchildxxi you will see spiders but you probably wont see venomous ones, depends what ur ok with
@spxce. Жыл бұрын
How do people not like spiders lol
@topofthemorning6832 Жыл бұрын
@@Nightchildxxiou don't see many spiders in the cities as long as the places you are staying are well cleaned and maintained. (Rich places and the ones you do see most the time are very small) Australians love going on about how deadly our animals are, but in reality it's usually the city dwellers saying that, and usually don't come across anymore deadly animals than most other places. Don't get me wrong, we have alot of spiders here, but only in places that aren't regularly cleaned. (Don't walk under trees also to be safe). Us Australians don't really have much going for us so we seem to exaggerate the threat that deadly animals pose to us in a modern world
@Nightchildxxi Жыл бұрын
@@AlliesCreations I’m such a crybaby I’ll admit it lol even the smallest spider scares me (ik im pathetic) I’m trying to overcome my fears tho
@rushilnotpro3 ай бұрын
The most Australian incident ever
@Diembee Жыл бұрын
“In Australia” That’s all I needed to hear
@railx2005 Жыл бұрын
Bro if he is afraid of spiders how did he survive in Australia 😭
@kirito5547 Жыл бұрын
@@railx2005i don't ever want to go to australia. My heart can't handle a snake coming out of my toilet when I take a shit💀😱💀.
@zg9 Жыл бұрын
@@kirito5547 australian here and i can confirm that this would never happen; we aint a third world country
@kirito5547 Жыл бұрын
@@zg9 I have heard some news of this happening and even watched it happening on national geographic channel. Maybe it doesn't happen everywhere and is pretty rare.
@zg9 Жыл бұрын
@@kirito5547 it's not something you're at risk of if you visit or live here, it would be an occurrence like getting hit by lightning; probably not going to happen
@Sglagoomio Жыл бұрын
“Lives in Australia” “Scared of spiders” Impossible
@Alleegix Жыл бұрын
Honestly, worst place to live when you have arachnophobia.
@meyer6891 Жыл бұрын
I'm Mexican and I have a friend that is allergic to chilies so, impossible difficulty does exist.
@p.a.r.c1694 Жыл бұрын
In Australia fear the fauna and flora is common sense.
@HeroBear64 Жыл бұрын
When most of the spiders you see could kill you with a single bite, you’d be scared too
@mrshirtguy Жыл бұрын
@@meyer6891that must suck
@nakaharaosamu81973 ай бұрын
My man's vocal cords reached mew heights that day
@TroIl. Жыл бұрын
Imagine getting in a ""vicious"" fight with a spider then getting the cops called on you for domestic violence💀
@gustavabensberg4260 Жыл бұрын
well, the spider was his roommate so i guess the claims were right after all.
@theredhood7879 Жыл бұрын
Hey you don't understand, some spiders can b fucking massive and can run like the flash or even jump. If I see a spider the size of my hand or face I'm screaming and fighting for my life 😂
@TroIl. Жыл бұрын
@@theredhood7879 ye, i would need a machete and a minigun to take down some of the spidsters here in Australia🤣
@Hybrid_9229 Жыл бұрын
@@gustavabensberg4260 pays rent and all
@Lostouille Жыл бұрын
The spider was a black widow 💀💀💀
@Avaricumstudios Жыл бұрын
It's not the spider that scares me, it's what happens if I miss.
@Dilshad-gu7je Жыл бұрын
They get mad! Generally it involves moving house and burning the old one down.
@AncientSavant7572 Жыл бұрын
One shot one kill There is no other option
@AgnesOmenya Жыл бұрын
If you miss or if they dissappear on you before you take an aim
@skstm3 Жыл бұрын
It gonna spider swing towards you
@YourLocalChaosDemon Жыл бұрын
Or if the spider is too big that the shoe doesn’t kill it the first time. At that point, the house belongs to the spider
@sanikamnjoshi Жыл бұрын
"people in Australia" made it sound like the entire country heard him. 😂
@CrazYTactiC Жыл бұрын
Fr
@ArrowMaster_10 ай бұрын
They probably did😂
@sirionsx10 ай бұрын
To be fair... if you ever stayed at an apartment or hotel in Australia you would know that the walls have no sound insulation. Paper thin. If you spoke loudly, the rooms on the same floor could probably hear you. So if you screamed the floors above and below would probably hear you too 😂
@Rosetintedwater10 ай бұрын
I live in Australia, and I can confirm i heard him.
@olady888 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😅😊 your comment is extremely funny 🤣
@JohnIscool-mq2zj3 ай бұрын
That would be me in Australia screaming at a giant spider
@ArcticcPsi Жыл бұрын
And that ladies and gentlemen, is how to properly cover up a crime!
@user-vb6gl6nf7c Жыл бұрын
They did check to see what was going on in the apartment. I’m sure that included some detail. If there were freaky huge dead spider remains in the trash, and, no evidence of any kind of human harm, then there was likely no crime done. Someone would have to be Mission Impossible skilled and prepared in order for that elaborate a crime to have actually been committed and leave no immediate evidence. Not saying it couldn’t happen. Just way out of the league of local police.
@Starlight_16 Жыл бұрын
😂😂
@mr.cryptic9859 Жыл бұрын
@@user-vb6gl6nf7cbro missed the joke 😭😭
@AyangStudios Жыл бұрын
@@mr.cryptic9859 fr
@drygimangdrminjak8177 Жыл бұрын
@@user-vb6gl6nf7c🤓
@squidguset Жыл бұрын
Bro took "you scream like a girl" literally 💀
@solomonsawan4160 Жыл бұрын
💀
@0Midnite Жыл бұрын
⚰
@kimbim2727 Жыл бұрын
💀💀
@brianaguilar5204 Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@mks8013 Жыл бұрын
💀
@anuragdey_ Жыл бұрын
"I'm going to kill you" "Aaaaahhhhhhh"
@Octopixel40 Жыл бұрын
probably the other way around, woke up to see it then tried to kill it
@@Octopixel40 he ment that the man screamed like a girl after saying that he was going to kill it.
@etzwei7994 Жыл бұрын
@@Octopixel40 Yeah, a classic case of trying to approach the insect to kill it, and for it to suddenly move or fly quickly towards you XDDD. Couldn't blame the poor guy.
@LaprasIcepops3 ай бұрын
Spider used Scary face
@IsmailHussein-OG2 ай бұрын
If I saw an Australian spider I’d scream like a girl too
@redwardranger7034 Жыл бұрын
As an arachnophobe, I can deeply, wholeheartedly sympathize with him. Big spiders, no matter how harmless they can be, is scary. Especially if they walk slowly.
@redwardranger7034 Жыл бұрын
@Ego lifter123 noth slow and fast are scary
@Lime-qf9de Жыл бұрын
@@egolifter1235 Now imagine a spider that walks slow but when you try to go crush it they crawl very fast towards you.
@Loifey Жыл бұрын
@@Lime-qf9deimagine you hit a spider and it gave birth to a bunch of baby spiders
@makiskanyt9269 Жыл бұрын
For him to scream so hard to be heard like a girl the spider must have started fighting back
@annana6098 Жыл бұрын
It probably jumped off the ceiling at him. Another possibility: spiders often have an instinct to hide under things, and they'll short circuit and try to hide under YOU, and for all intents and purposes that's the same as a battle charge.
@kitkat1447 Жыл бұрын
@@annana6098to add on to that, THEY CAN JUMP OFF THE FLOOR.
@u_mutbt9304 Жыл бұрын
Considering its in Australia, this probably happened.
@makiskanyt9269 Жыл бұрын
@@u_mutbt9304 yup
@rebekahfunches6876 Жыл бұрын
😂😭
@norrona5923 Жыл бұрын
As a non-Aussie living in Australia, Australians are the population that is the most terrified of spiders I have ever seen. Other countries have almost nothing to complain about. The police and neighbours probably made him a hot chockie, tucked him in, checked under his bed and gave him a kiss on the forehead.
@taniquepalmer Жыл бұрын
😂😅😂😅😂. U made me burst out laughing with that "kiss on the forehead"
@fetusmaledory497 Жыл бұрын
Hot chockie 💀💀
@muhammedmuha4846 Жыл бұрын
Bruh....i mean fair enought after he went from a warior to a high pitch like woman scream😂😂😂
@magentawool2556 Жыл бұрын
In america, there IS something to complain about. We don't have the biggest spiders, but they're decently sized and they are EVERYWHERE. Here in florida, I found a large group of wolf spiders in my closet. And another one in my garage. Even with weekly cleaning, my house is RIDDLED with spider webs.
@MyHandleIsGood Жыл бұрын
Most of the spiders are harmless if you treat them with respect, especially the huntsmen, which is the one people are most typically afraid of.
@littlevenom6 күн бұрын
Honestly, I am so thankful someone actually called. Most times people just ignore when they hear fights and assume someone else will do something, until inevitably something horrific happens. Good on their neighbor for calling!
@khristiec6863 Жыл бұрын
The way dude said "people in Australia heard..." made it sound like the whole population of Australia heard the screaming 😂
@SniperOnSunday Жыл бұрын
Maybe they did. Have you seen those spiders?
@femf8tal Жыл бұрын
Dude lost the bass in his voice
@_vinvin_vince Жыл бұрын
Surprising how this man can replicate a high pitched screech to the point where the people think he has a wife.😭
@MrCakerape Жыл бұрын
You’d be surprised. I had a friend who made a similar kind of scream once when he was poking a stick in a hole in a brick wall and had a decent sized spider dropped down. Also one of my brothers mates was trying to get rid of a moth, it landed on his face and he screamed like a bitch. Both to this day are some the funniest things I’ve ever saw and I hope to experience more
@layonyatsu7203 Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately I can scream like that 😭
@yani1343 Жыл бұрын
İts nice to have a good vocal range you will be surprised if you hear a woman doing inward bass since it doesn't really have a limit of how low it can go so you can sound like a demon
@voidboi4141 Жыл бұрын
I mean most screams are high pitched tho right? Idk what a man screaming out of fear is supposed to sound like lmao
@dxnixble Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves us
@Lyriumstone_kittyswag007 Жыл бұрын
As somebody with arachnophobia this is hilariously relatable
@dallascorbell33 Жыл бұрын
ikr
@Webmage101 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I knew immediately what it was, the detail about the scream just sealed the deal.
@Yee_. Жыл бұрын
The guy was in Australia
@Emmkkaaa Жыл бұрын
Dont forget, this was in AUSTRALIA.
@mark123j6 Жыл бұрын
Of course. I wouldn't sleep all night until I can find a way to get rid of a big spider in my room. LoL
@johnryder88592 ай бұрын
The person that said, "Out of sight, Out of Mind , never had a spider disappear in their bedroom".
@bryannaing6316 Жыл бұрын
As someone who's called emergency services for what ended up being a non-emergency before, I can say everyone had a good laugh about it afterward. Australia's chill like that.
@javiarcamaro7178 Жыл бұрын
Lucky it wasn’t in the US, more violence and shooting first before even asking anything, these guys actually waited and asked him and not just kick the door open.
@bhandos9062 Жыл бұрын
@@javiarcamaro7178 in the us they would shoot the man first then check the house only to find nothing and get away with it by saying the man fought back.
@natp3408 Жыл бұрын
Haha, me too! I called triple zero because my husband came home super early from work and I thought it was someone breaking in🤦♀️ If it was in America he probably would be dead 😨
@razier5299 Жыл бұрын
@@javiarcamaro7178 You watch too much news my friend if this was the case death rates would be way higher.
@nehankaranch2149 Жыл бұрын
@@natp3408 wtf
@SoberOKMoments Жыл бұрын
Dude truly lives in the wrong country.
@eefy4216 Жыл бұрын
underrated comment
@we-bu4zh Жыл бұрын
contrary to popular belief there arent many spiders here lol. most commonly you’ll find spiders in the corners of your house or plants.
@mariodoomfist1049 Жыл бұрын
@@we-bu4zhi mean how big they're then that's the problem not everyone is ready to fight a huntsman spider like a daddy long legs
@N3gativeR3FLUX Жыл бұрын
Hi, I’m an Australian and I find your comment very offensive and inaccurate. Australia is not upside down, we don’t have human sized spiders, and we don’t ride kangaroos. These are harmful stereotypes that disrespect our country and our people. Australia is a diverse and multicultural nation with many amazing things to offer. Please do some research before you make such ignorant and rude remarks. Thank you.
@eefy4216 Жыл бұрын
@@N3gativeR3FLUX haha
@MuhaamadAreeb Жыл бұрын
Either this is a very wholesome ending Or that man is a top tier phychopath that still has the woman underneath his bed or something
@DOTMDeath Жыл бұрын
Separate apartments don’t have basements
@luqman4426 Жыл бұрын
@@DOTMDeathu didn't get the joke 😒
@mir0h2714 Жыл бұрын
@@luqman4426At least get it right, it doesn’t even make sense 💀.
@DOTMDeath Жыл бұрын
@@mir0h2714 thanks for backing me up.
@BrickTight Жыл бұрын
translate! ซับให้ผมหน่อยนะครับ
@McCarthyJohn100Ай бұрын
He really had a teen girl under his floorboards, but came up with the spider story when cops showed up
@madisonvirak3540 Жыл бұрын
“Great, you’re here, now there’s this spider…” 😂
@OmegaM3TE0R10 ай бұрын
"What ya want me to do?"
@pneumonoultra9 ай бұрын
"Can't do anything about that problem"
@Roggerisbored6 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was him playing a shooting game
@Ammiad Жыл бұрын
More likely a horror movie, if it were a video game then there wouldn't have been any high pitched screaming, more likely low pitched screaming
@saginur4380 Жыл бұрын
@@Ammiad Israeli les go
@riskamation9368 Жыл бұрын
I thought it was mario kart XD
@floudz7615 Жыл бұрын
@@Ammiadah bro valorant at 3am actually hits diff sometimes
@comradecrusade7417 Жыл бұрын
@@Ammiad Why would he be screaming DIE DIE DIE at a movie though?
@SecurityMum Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I can vouch that this is possible! Those damn spider's move fast AND will charge at you. And can be larger than your hand! This is where we now just burn the house down and walk away.
@alisambrano Жыл бұрын
That's my solution. My friend spent the night at a hotel until her husband found the spider.
@Rickandmorty54 Жыл бұрын
It’s an apartment tho 💀
@p.s.t9844 Жыл бұрын
I am really afraid of spidersn these creatures are disgusting to me, since my childhood I bear spiderphobia and reading your comment makes me🥶
@kenethgarcia7608 Жыл бұрын
Yah and you have some of the most venomous spiders
@abunadia5506 Жыл бұрын
Also as an Aussie…., nothing is more frightening than waking up in the middle of the night to “have a slash", when suddenly, you see a gigantic hand crawling on you ceiling. Huntsman spiders are actually quite harmless. 🇦🇺
@We-want-out2 ай бұрын
I can hear the high pitched screams already 😂🤣
@Remhad Жыл бұрын
When you’re suffering from pure terror, you may think your screams will stay “manly” but they often times do not. Men scream sometimes just as high pitched as women do. It’s just nature.
@jsnjsshshsu8248 Жыл бұрын
When I was younger yeah but now my voice doesn't do anything high-pitched
@samuraijackoff5354 Жыл бұрын
@@jsnjsshshsu8248 It can if you try hard enough. It takes a bit of practice, some voice actors can do it.
@scrumt9284 Жыл бұрын
Why does it even fucking matter. You people are so caught up in things that don’t matter like the pitch of a scream. God damn. Even what happens in the latest dragon ball episode matters more than how high pitch your damn scream is, it’s natural.
@rabbit0664 Жыл бұрын
Well weepy voiced killer was thought to be a gal at first when he called.
@Appaddict01 Жыл бұрын
I wonder if its survival strategy a women’s scream is more likely to bring help.
@averageforzaplayer1048 Жыл бұрын
Dude should start the next Bee Gees group
@d73w80 Жыл бұрын
He made sure that spider wasn't stayin alivEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@OneStubbornLass Жыл бұрын
At least he was stayin alive
@EJames-nm4qt Жыл бұрын
Spider Gees?
@josephleonard6695 Жыл бұрын
@@EJames-nm4qtSpider Ji... ok. never mind.
@GiggityCrabbityGiggity Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@whatspoppin-o2l Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, I can confirm that these spiders are so fast and have no mercy, once they know you are in their presence, it’s going DOWN Edit: now I won’t be that type of person.. but 8.8k?! 🗿🍷🧌
@heidijones8281 Жыл бұрын
not a thing kid its jusy a name asuie
@whatspoppin-o2l Жыл бұрын
@@heidijones8281 you know that Aussie is short for Australian right?
@LazyLizzy706 Жыл бұрын
Aussies think they have it bad until they visit South America to see the spiders and snakes. :(
@Onyxisonfire Жыл бұрын
@@LazyLizzy706...im sorry have you ever gone to Australia?
@rosarichter4687 Жыл бұрын
@@LazyLizzy706typical American ☕
@Idonotcareatalllikeatall Жыл бұрын
The fact that he could change his voice that made people think there were two people makes me impressed
@Archon_of_Freedom_ Жыл бұрын
Same lol 😂😂
@chriskelso7232 ай бұрын
You had me in the first half.
@azkaghafara5712 Жыл бұрын
High pitched scream is the manliest thing a man can do in a life or death situation such as this one
@Kasiarzynka Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a streamer-youtuber who once told the story of how he was locked in his bathroom for a few hours. I think the door lock broke or something along those lines. Eventually, his neighbors heard his screams and I think firefighters showed up (I haven't watched the guy for a few years so I'm probably misremembering). After rescuing him, the rescuers said that his neighbors reported a woman screaming lol.
@sambav3448 Жыл бұрын
@@Kasiarzynka Was it SovietWomble?
@PoorlyPlaying Жыл бұрын
@@sambav3448It was SovietWomble
@flirexgaming5549 Жыл бұрын
NO.
@ALMIGHTY_EDIOT Жыл бұрын
bro's scream was so girly and convincing his neighbor called the cops💀💀💀
@dallen3000 Жыл бұрын
Lets see how manly you can scream with an Australian spider in your room
@JorgeRodriguez-mr8nz Жыл бұрын
@@dallen3000I won’t scream I’ll beat it to death
@GAMER322314 ай бұрын
@@dallen3000 I wouldn’t have time to scream
@g_cracker7745 Жыл бұрын
You know a spider’s terrifying when even an Australian is scared of it Edit: Wow i did not expect this to blow up.
@riley1221 Жыл бұрын
Yeah facts
@angy_cinnamontoastcrunch Жыл бұрын
Fax
@flopsnextdoor Жыл бұрын
Man you should have seen the huntsman spider in my bathroom, about the size of a dinner plate!!
@daedaisy Жыл бұрын
@@flopsnextdooryum
@hamedali2555 Жыл бұрын
@@flopsnextdoorid move out😂
@imcommunist3 күн бұрын
living in australia and being afraid of spiders is like being a human that's allergic to water
@abiolamensah4555 Жыл бұрын
Australia’s spiders are literally the size of a human being so he is definitely not over reacting
@Notamerican123 Жыл бұрын
As an Aussie, idk what u consider spiders but they are all tiny and harmless. The tourists are so funny when they freak out at a harmless but massive huntsman tho
@suemeade2471 Жыл бұрын
@@Notamerican123untill its a sydney funnel web. Then everyone starts screaming.
@happytraveller2122 Жыл бұрын
What a load of rubbish
@ethan9844 Жыл бұрын
Still, if you don’t bother it it won’t bother you. If you at least 1 meter away there’s no reason to scream.
@gabbycraft7035 Жыл бұрын
@@Notamerican123I don’t really care if it’s harmless or even if they don’t usually bite I still find them scary
@kAcHyAaN Жыл бұрын
Bro took *fear of spiders* to a whole new level
@enterprisethesylveon5787 Жыл бұрын
Arachnophobia is the word...
@emilianomendoza6891 Жыл бұрын
@@enterprisethesylveon5787🤓
@gaminggod69420 Жыл бұрын
@@emilianomendoza6891 🤡
@awesomesam6767 Жыл бұрын
@@emilianomendoza6891 almost everyone knows that almost...
@cineva-wb1pk Жыл бұрын
Understandably, it was in Australia.
@Skrunkrus Жыл бұрын
As an actual australian I can confirm that there are many bad things happening in this country 😭
@ChubbyBxnny Жыл бұрын
I can agree to that-
@shauryasingh488 Жыл бұрын
800th like
@Skrunkrus Жыл бұрын
@@shauryasingh488 W
@gray.wesley Жыл бұрын
not nearly as bad as American parents sending their kids to school so they can get fucking shot
@VivvyPop Жыл бұрын
The the hell do spiders get in your house
@knowledgeapplied2 ай бұрын
🕷 He must've taken 'spider screaming' lessons from Marv on Home Alone.... 😅
@penguinpingu3807 Жыл бұрын
Bro went from cold hard warrior to a quick 3 second television gag 💀 Edit: correction from became to went.
@Oddity_lol Жыл бұрын
Went*
@Oddity_lol Жыл бұрын
@@woaaahhhh wrong
@RandomDude-xg2pg Жыл бұрын
@@woaaahhhhDon’t start those chains.
@probablypizza7341 Жыл бұрын
@@woaaahhhhwdym your the 2nd one not 1st
@woaaahhhh Жыл бұрын
First to reply to me is gay.
@AStixMatism Жыл бұрын
as an Australian with TERRIBLE arachnophobia, i can genuinely confirm that i scream like a girl if a spider comes within a 1 meter radius
@otakuman7069 ай бұрын
No, you scream like a MAN. ... ... Sure, maybe THIS specific man to be exact,😂 but, still a man, no matter how many jokes his buddies make. Cheers, and good luck dealing with the spiders down under 🍻
@AntonioVivoran9 ай бұрын
A phobia means to have an unreasonable fear of something.... But og it is VERY reasonable to be afraid of Australian spiders.
@AStixMatism9 ай бұрын
@@AntonioVivoran lol there are some harmless ones like the "Daddy long legs", but knowing that does NOT help my fear one bit
@AntonioVivoran9 ай бұрын
@@AStixMatism i get you. I Swear there is no bug that gets me like a little girl like spiders do...
@DR-Crimson8 ай бұрын
Crikey mate
@chottabeamm Жыл бұрын
Can't really blame the guy, australian spiders must be literal monsters
@LSlayer87 Жыл бұрын
I heard some can kill you.
@Stuffyim Жыл бұрын
@@LSlayer87wait, yours can't??
@Stuffyim Жыл бұрын
I could tak you on a tour of all my favourite one's. Funnily enough the majority of the larger one's I've *seen* live near the shops or the schools.
@chottabeamm Жыл бұрын
@@Stuffyim whatdoyou meean "yours cant" 😭. I swear cut the internet off Australia and let them isolated for 1000 years. the aussies would evolve into the predator like in the movie
@oNeAdDiTiOnOnEsUbTrAcTiOn Жыл бұрын
Realll
@chloeyang61353 ай бұрын
If I was there, I wouldn't think for a second and just keep on sleeping. He's not gonna harm me, I'm not gonna harm him. 😅
@bananian Жыл бұрын
It's not a vicious fight. It's a bloody war.
@Gottemz Жыл бұрын
FR ONG
@Mommy-kima Жыл бұрын
Straight up Normandy in there
@clothokaftan Жыл бұрын
Dont remind them about the emu war, thats like vietnam all over again for them.
@guilhmo7343 Жыл бұрын
@clothokaftan it's very embarrassing when you know who win the war😂
@dooklarue1672 Жыл бұрын
So, did he kill the spider or not-
@xaniofdan998 Жыл бұрын
are u dumb or dumb
@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 Жыл бұрын
in australia spiders are invincible
@carkawalakhatulistiwa Жыл бұрын
😂
@we-bu4zh Жыл бұрын
@@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4as someone who lives in australia i can confirm that many are quite squashable 😅
@joshuacalderon1837 Жыл бұрын
base on his screams of terror, you bet it run away
@KryaDiere Жыл бұрын
I totally understand the part about not being able to sleep until you know it's dead. There was some huge bug in my room but I couldn't get it before it flew off and I couldn't sleep the whole night knowing it was still *lurking* somewhere.
@denizthebig Жыл бұрын
same
@guilhermecastro292 Жыл бұрын
Dude, once I woke up in the morning and there was a huge scorpion at my beds wall because I slept with my doors open because I had a new cat and I wanted the cat to feel free and comfortable. And soon after I was searching the internet and discovered the I was stung before by the same scorpion, like a couple of weeks before. Bitch was venomous, stung me, had run over me and I've just thrown it away as if it were a cockroach or something else. And I was like "Dude, how in the world and I alive????😅😂😂😂 It's no joke, bro. And by the way, I'm Brazilian 😂😂😂😂
@daedaisy Жыл бұрын
One of my friends came over with their siblings they were pretty crazy t was 4th of July so we were going in and drinks and other stuff and one of them kept leaving the door wide open they had left and I had somewhere to go the next night so I was going to brush my teeth for bed I don’t get bugs a lot in my house often unless it’s like a fly so I walk in the bathroom and there is a grasshopper on my tooth paste 😭
@kugelblitz1557 Жыл бұрын
I wake up to ants crawling on me sometimes, it's impossible to keep them out of the house and they come in the winter and look for food.
@daedaisy Жыл бұрын
@@kugelblitz1557 I would die if was you
@nathanyoung19472 ай бұрын
Imagine giving out death threats to a spider and screaming like a little girl.Just do have a domestic call to your door What the heck 😂
@eskewroberts7663 Жыл бұрын
In Australia, it's not called arachnophobia Arachnophobia is an unreasonable fear of spiders It's reasonable to be scared of all Australian spiders
@xyoohorrordevilbg45669 ай бұрын
“It's reasonable to be scared of all Australian spiders” Thanks man everyone needed to hear this people think its some kind of phobia but nah it's just our instinct to protect ourselves
@GAMER322314 ай бұрын
my summer vacation is in Australia so I’ll keep that in mind
@Heythebrodyboy3 ай бұрын
arachnophobia isn't Australia exclusive
@opalizedfossil3 ай бұрын
@@Heythebrodyboy Bro, do you not get the joke???
@SleekHeroo2 ай бұрын
@@GAMER32231I'll pray to every single God in existence to make sure you don't encounter any spiders :) PS:- have fun
@campcampcamp Жыл бұрын
Bro screamed death threats and screamed in terror in a single breath, impressive
@TrueTerraBlade Жыл бұрын
W pfp
@burnoul9231 Жыл бұрын
Bro probably try to kill it and it suddenly moved
@campcampcamp Жыл бұрын
@@TrueTerraBlade Same to you
@extremelyclueless2020 Жыл бұрын
@@campcampcamp danganronpa?
@a-dv7uy Жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/iWfJm2eGr9esbKc part 2.
@retrosai Жыл бұрын
The most commonest interaction between a human and a spider at night.
@spyder027 Жыл бұрын
I saw a spider right before I was going to bed one night in my bathroom and I watched it for 10 minutes and named it George. I said goodnight to George for the 3 nights he stayed in my bathroom and then he moved on.
@retrosai Жыл бұрын
@@spyder027 You fool, he didn't move on, he was taking a swim and you flushed him! 😭
@spyder027 Жыл бұрын
@@retrosai Haha probably not. My bathroom has a separate room for the toilet he was with the sink
@retrosai Жыл бұрын
@@spyder027 oh. I'm sorry. Hope you find an insect soon. I've heard ants are loyal and hardy.
@kingwitherasher4628 Жыл бұрын
i shout death threats to cockroaches as they have wings unlike spiders. i love spiders though, they kill all the mosquitoes in my bathroom, ah thank you lil spider.
@da_spectrum_dude3 күн бұрын
I can confirm this man must've been a new emigrant Cause abnormally sized Spiders could sit down and chat with us, and we don't even question how
@happyvibez1265 Жыл бұрын
My man almost caught a charge cause he screamed like a girl….life’s rough 😂😂
@AUG_Glow Жыл бұрын
Lmao
@goldenstorm22 Жыл бұрын
Hire him as a voice actor and just throw a spider at him and pay him double
@randylaverne4968 Жыл бұрын
Lmao Im dead 😭 that would totally work
@verrykin5443 Жыл бұрын
Wdym?
@bob_king1998 Жыл бұрын
@@verrykin5443 he can make the sound of a woman scream if he sees a spider
@Starlight_16 Жыл бұрын
😅😅
@cheeburger-ce4kh Жыл бұрын
Him: AHHHHHHHHHH-
@Antarctic_Leader Жыл бұрын
The worst fear of an Aussie is no spider, this is because no spider means they don’t know where it could be… 😐
@RandomGuythatishere Жыл бұрын
Hi i now that i have time can i have citizenship in your country
@24thnight88 Жыл бұрын
@@RandomGuythatishereno
@RandomGuythatishere Жыл бұрын
@@24thnight88 Darn
@BahadurSingh-mg8jj Жыл бұрын
@@RandomGuythatishereif your good at fighting emus you could try again
@ZombieEmpire9199 Жыл бұрын
exactly, if your alone your screwed bc if you turn around for one second to grab something to kill it with, it will disappear. I usually let at least one spider in my room, most likely a Pholcus phalangioides. "Daddy Long Legs" bc it means other spiders will keep distant.
@Yana.-_-.2 күн бұрын
"Thank god they didn't check the walls"
@everest3619 Жыл бұрын
Good on the neighbors for speaking up tho even if it was a false alarm. You’d be surprised how many people see or hear things and say absolutely nothing thinking “eh, somebody else will, I don’t have to”.
@Zhung36 Жыл бұрын
Plot twist: He had hid her wife under the basement before the police arrived
@thot5946 Жыл бұрын
in an apartment???
@bruh_dude9778 Жыл бұрын
@@thot5946i though the same thing lmao
@rhondasherrill8788 Жыл бұрын
How could HE hide HER wife UNDER a basement in an APARTMENT??? Please make the sentence make sense
@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 Жыл бұрын
it was in an apartment, he doesnt have his own basement
@rhondasherrill8788 Жыл бұрын
@@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 no shit Sherlock. I'm guessing this is a 🧌or someone that does not have enough of a grasp of English to form coherent sentences
@hello2judas807 Жыл бұрын
This is a total mood though. Both the unbound anger of a sleep deprived man trying to kill a spider, and the terror when the spider does something unexpected
@ogrim011 ай бұрын
Me but with mosquitoes
@sezuin_65773 ай бұрын
If you encounter a spider, you HAVE to get rid of it. Otherwise, you wake up and encounter it again
@Fewerlious2 ай бұрын
@@sezuin_6577 This was in Australia, creatures there are terrifying, no way you would see that creature and decide to sleep.
@co.MegaMan7 ай бұрын
If this guy was scared of spiders and actually had Australian blood, he would be a outcast. Spiders are our roommates!
@BigHighWarGodBandos Жыл бұрын
This man really said: you cannot sleep with enemys near by
@ono-micho Жыл бұрын
You may not rest now there are monsters nearby
@spyder027 Жыл бұрын
😂
@D-Izumi Жыл бұрын
@@ono-micholmao minecraft reference
@vineetamendiratta5121 Жыл бұрын
@@ono-michoyeah
@MemerLand69 Жыл бұрын
@@D-Izumithat litterly what the original comment was referencing, this guy just repeated it differently
@Anoninonymous Жыл бұрын
“Bro can you please kill it for me though”
@baconoverlord7982 Жыл бұрын
Spiders in Australia ... are like stray dogs in America. About the same size too.
@olady888 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😅
@mariposa34473 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂 impossible 🤣🤣
@chr1sti4n-nic03 ай бұрын
I burst out laughing 😂😂😂
@sirhcmi32 ай бұрын
Those Australian spiders are huge. I can see someone being extra freaked out by one.
@odysseus2k1 Жыл бұрын
as a man, i can confirm that we sometimes scream like a little girl to things that scare us. i scream like a girl when a cockroach flies towards me.
@Flashbt0752 Жыл бұрын
THEY CAN FLY
@Flashbt0752 Жыл бұрын
I live where polmato bugs like to hang out and their huge. I didn’t know they could fly
@mjtobi8776 Жыл бұрын
Yes they can. In the Philippines they fly. especially when it’s raining outside
@mhmyeahtotallynotacowinmen3373 Жыл бұрын
WAIT WHAT! NO NO YOU CAN NOT TELL ME COCKROACHES CAN FLY
@navytiger2 Жыл бұрын
don't blame you, if anything the fact you survive is a miracle. most people knock themselves out in panic
@dg4262 Жыл бұрын
I like how he screamed so loudly that the entire Australia could hear him
@GameFuMaster9 ай бұрын
I live in Australia. Couldn't hear him, but could feel a disturbance in the outback
@Unresolvedissues1019 ай бұрын
@@GameFuMasterlol
@Coupon_goat32 Жыл бұрын
Bro needs to be a voice actor 😨
@lucaselias9824 Жыл бұрын
He got talent
@ATDoesStuff Жыл бұрын
The range is crazy already 😂
@tommyblade8093 Жыл бұрын
put a spider in the booth with him and u got it
@Mista.fluffmin Жыл бұрын
Try not to say “bro” with an emoji at the end 3 2 1 Go
@electronicMassager123 Жыл бұрын
@@Mista.fluffmin try not to be that one annoying and naggy person in a reply section challange
@neerajaunni59733 ай бұрын
Well thats what I call screaming like a lady out of sheer panic😉🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@user-yk8ew1pi7e Жыл бұрын
he really took "i'm scared of spiders" to a whole another level
@smuggzmug7595 Жыл бұрын
🤖
@FizzylikesMM2 Жыл бұрын
Not really, the spiders in Australia are really poisonous and big. They most likely will charge at you since they are aggressive really. So you would want to get them out as fast as possible. Im not an Australian , but i know
@fynkozari9271 Жыл бұрын
I like how the cops knew there's a girl in the room without any facts whatsoever.
@carlodomogma2206 Жыл бұрын
That is not a whole new level that is Austrailia
@kyayaarmahi Жыл бұрын
no Australia has spiders of another level
@KHTimeProtecter Жыл бұрын
Considering this is in Australia, no. I cannot blame him. Nor his neighbors for being concerned. I hope he apologized to them in the morning and they had a good laugh about it all.
@lifeasrini Жыл бұрын
They'll be giving him grief for a LONG time ... The cops probably pop over every so often to say "remember that one time .." and laugh at him ...
@purple-edits2699 Жыл бұрын
Honestly I’d the same thing😂
@SomeBavarianGuy.mp4 Жыл бұрын
sha- uhh i mean same
@mamahakutakut26 Жыл бұрын
Hmm yes i'd the same thing too probably
@user4426somethingsomething Жыл бұрын
honestly i'd do the same thing*
@sierraj74803 ай бұрын
“Die die and ima kill you” and girlish scream when u die in a video game seems pretty normal to me
@DisgustD- Жыл бұрын
Oh hell nah dawg both , man's threats & woman's scream coming from them same dude was so fokging unexpected i'm deceased lmfao 💀😭
@PATATAGAME1 Жыл бұрын
Nah bro the woman is in the basement 💀
@ovalcar23 Жыл бұрын
Buddy is deceased
@colstonish2168 Жыл бұрын
@@PATATAGAME1it's an apartment ☠️
@kalttor Жыл бұрын
@@colstonish2168 he lives in the -1 floor
@tehbucketmaster Жыл бұрын
i woulda turned myself in rather than admitting that 😭😭
@_cweezy Жыл бұрын
You mean you’d be willing to face up to 5 years in prison instead of telling them you were trying to kill a spider?
@arsomnes Жыл бұрын
@@_cweezy I see the confusion. You see, this is called a joke. You aren't meant to take it literally. In fact, it is intentionally ridiculous because it's supposed to be funny that a person would in fact go through that rather than be embarrassed.
@_cweezy Жыл бұрын
@@arsomnes yeah I know
@_cweezy Жыл бұрын
When I see I spider I grab a shotgun, but I live in America
@heather_foreather Жыл бұрын
I dont even have anything to defend myself from a spider except my parents
@Sady845 Жыл бұрын
Bro hates spiders and lives in Australia 💀 praying for his soul
@Seawqve Жыл бұрын
Me if I move to Australia 😭
@Nahidwinlabotomy11 ай бұрын
Sometimes the only thing that could get a man to scream like a woman is a large spider 🗿
@vihungchu Жыл бұрын
"Sometimes it takes a man to be the best gir- Oh frick wrong channel-" -A wise annonymous guy.
@user-xb2yu6gg8f Жыл бұрын
As an Australian, I can confirm we'd do something like that because our spiders are HUGE
@KalebLikesKebabs Жыл бұрын
imagine hearing a man in his middle or so 20's screaming "KYA! GET AWAY FWOM MI!!!!"
@darthvader-mi5ck6 күн бұрын
Bro really hit the high notes 😅
@nunyabiznes33 Жыл бұрын
When you're sweeping it away from you and then it jumps right on your face.... 💀
@rababkhan208210 ай бұрын
You just increased my phobia of spiders and reminded me of something because THAT'S HAPPENED TO ME ONCE😭