Don't Bolt Your Door With A Boiled Carrot & Other Popular Sayings Around The World?!?

[@DeejKelley]

I'm so proud of myself! I guessed the "Under every stone..." as "there is a scorpion." And I got it! Tim is an old, wise Chinese philosopher and I am an old, wise Roman philosopher. Discoveries!

[@Sunshinebug89]

HAHA!! This video was hilarious. We could not stop laughing when you were playing the board games.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Sunshinebug89 :-) We had fun playing them with you guys!

[@XavierSwitzer]

You guys are like the coolest people I bet.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Xavier Switzer Hehe! Thanks!!!

[@MsWDWFAN1]

You two are so fun! Those games are hilarious! Good thing you didn't go out. It was a cold rain. You would have been chilled to the bone and miserable. You can get that shrimp po boy another day Jenn. Looking forward to the live mail vlog on Tuesday!

[@TheTimTracker]

+MsWDWFAN1 Yes, I'm glad we stayed home too! I don't do well in cold rain. :-)

[@JimmyGoodYT]

Really enjoyed that video! Felt like a family game night where all could join in the fun!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Critical Reviews Excellent! That is what we were hoping for!

[@JimmyGoodYT]

Well then, mission accomplished!

[@kitsunemetal]

it stinks that you couldnt see the parade Tim and Jenn but i had so much fun guessing along with you with the board games i enjoyed it.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Wesker “Stirlingite” Metal 的啊体会 Not to worry, we will go and see the parade on a different occasion, and the good news is we heard the parade had some technical difficulties and the drivers went fairly quickly to get the floats out of the rain.

[@kayleighlevene7618]

So excited... My family and I are taking our annual trip to Orlando in June! My grandmother is coming with us for the first time

[@kayleighlevene7618]

I also looked for you guys last year and we were at islands the same day but sadly I didn't see you! I was so disappointed when I saw the video Come up the next day😢

[@TheTimTracker]

+Kayleigh Levene Awesome!!! You guys will have a blast!

[@JustJC5]

Going to Disney World this summer hope to see you guys!!!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Thepenguinmaster 5 Awesome! Even if you don't see us, I'm sure you will have a blast!!!

[@thesmazzylife]

Mad Gabb is a classic, I remember when it came out back in the late 90s. As for the wise or otherwise.... I feel like you need to have a certain type of group of people who have special interests to make that type of game smoother. Tim, the mustache is looking superb, Jen, you have the classic old time, ready to dance, look going on, as always, the both of you look so perfect together.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Phillip Shepherd Thank you so much!!! We have some other games that we bought and only played one or two times because the people needed to play them were so specific. Like Trivial Pursuit 90's. It was all political questions from the 90s! Super hard!

[@sundaydawn3377]

We used to love this game! Jen you're totally right. You need to bolt your door with something strong. Tim you've lost it man. Where did you get don't spread rumors outta boiled carrots? You guys crack me up! Thx for the entertainment!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Sunday Dawn I still don't know what it means... the best I can say is it means don't worry about it. Like... if you can't lock your door don't lock it with something weak.

[@sallyahmadi5434]

Oh Jenn, you made me laugh! The bolt demonstration was too funny. Be there in 3 weeks, hope I see you! Sally from Seattle

[@TheTimTracker]

+Sally Ahmadi Hehe! Jenn's demonstration was the best!!!

[@cristinadiaz9756]

Francisco de Vitoria was a Spanish Renaissance Philosopher. Loved the games tonight, I feel like you'd have a big giggle if they where played while tipsy. Hahahahaha

[@TheTimTracker]

+Cristina Diaz Thank you! I enjoyed reading about him and his works!

[@cristinadiaz9756]

+TheTimTracker Your Very Welcome 😊

[@amandazurn3124]

My Favorite Spanish philosopher is Francisco Zumel. He was born 1540 in Palencia, Spain and died in 1607 at the age of 67. He was a professor of physics and moral philosophy at the University of Salamanca.I LOVE SPAIN AND THE SPANISH LANGUAGE!! :D

[@TheTimTracker]

+Amanda Zurn Awesome! I'll have to look him up!

[@amandazurn3124]

Thanks yeah I am helping to make your channel more educational!! :D

[@ianizer96]

When you guys weren't able to guess the phrases i could've sworn i was already yelling them out!! lol the magic of pausing

[@TheTimTracker]

+Ian Bula Hehe!

[@dancingangel95]

My friend and I on the Disney college program were singing that song and she said "Jason waterfalls" and I laughed so hard!!

[@TheTimTracker]

+dancingangel95 Haha!!!

[@Joker11297]

Nice Princess Leia hair do, Jenn

[@kingkazuma5400]

Love your videos Tim keep it up oh and what is your favorite Harry Potter house?

[@Sandivswims]

Ravenclaw

[@TheTimTracker]

+King kazuma Thank you! And yup, Ravenclaw.

[@Dragonlove3]

great job

[@TheTimTracker]

+courtney2020able Thank you!!!

[@Dragonlove3]

welcome

[@ScreenDoorSlams]

George Santayana described a fanatic as one who redoubles their effort after forgetting their aim. Chuck Jones used that as the primary character description of Wile E. Coyoye. So, yeah, that guy.

[@TheTimTracker]

+ScreenDoorSlams Oh that is awesome!!! What a great saying!

[@dyljo5]

i'm super happy i got to meet you guys today! thanks so much for the photo op! you guys are the best and even cooler in person! thanks for making my day! :D

[@TheTimTracker]

+Dj Garb Awe! Thank you so much!!! It was great to meet you!!!

[@MCTMitch]

Well, that was smart of me haha! I paused it and put my answer in the comments and then pushed play and there was the answer lol! Dang it haha!!!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Thomas Mitchell Ding dang! Well thank you for playing along!

[@robroy4452]

Gah, Tim and Jenn! I can't believe you guys were at Magic Kingdom today (spoiler alert for tomorrow's video probably, whoops!!) A girl I know, also named Jen, told me that she met the both of you in Liberty Square! I'm also in the Disney College Program. I work in Adventureland at Aloha Isle and Sunshine Tree Terrace. I was in the park from about 2pm to 6pm and I worked 6:30pm to 1:30am. Coincidentally I actually Justin Scarred wandering through Fantasy Land and I was wayyyy too starstruck and dumbfounded to even muster up the courage to call his name. I then began telling my friend how it'd be awesome to meet you guys and then I find out an hour later that you were actually there today! I even wandered through Liberty Square a few times today! Man, I really hope I get to meet you two before my program's up. Hope y'all had a magical day in the Magic Kingdom, though!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Rob Roy You know what? I think Justin was wandering through Fantasyland waiting for us to get off it's a small world...

[@robroy4452]

TheTimTracker Gah!! I can't believe I was in the same area as you guys at one point. Please, please, please stop by Aloha Isle at some point on your next trip to the Magic Kingdom. If you guys come through my line I'll hook you both up with a Dole Whip or Pineapple Float. It'll be totally on me!

[@frankieinnyc657]

Jenn, with your hair in mini buns, I think you match Simba on your shirt. Also, you obviously have never purchased "Gold By The Inch" at your local Mall. :-) Tim! I have Mad Gab!

[@TheTimTracker]

+FrankieBabesNYC Oh!!! Gold by the inch! I totally forgot about that!!!

[@paulk329]

Hi Tim and Jen played wise or otherwise on a family holiday to friends in Canada my wife and I love this game so much, its better with 4 or more players this game was not available in the UK it is available on Amazon but very expensive love your video's

[@Philliesgal19]

11:24 seriously I Lmbo yes my mind went there, thanks Jenn, thanks lol and the old Roman saying, Obstain from beans, probably bc too many people have them and those beans do become musical. Or like you guys said if that's all they had back then, then I would want to stay away from ANYONE that ate beans that day lol. 😷😉 Roman was probably a very smelly city haha. :) I want that game now.. I already have the other game madgab. Still waiting to play it. Lol

[@TheTimTracker]

+Philliesgal19 Hahahahahah!!! I forgot that beans had musical properties!

[@Charles77598]

Ok burglars do go out on rainy nights...you want to know why? Because the rain makes noise and covers up the noise of the burglar. True.

[@GDSineadReilly]

I'm Irish and I've never heard the carrot one but it doesn't surprise me some old Irish sayings are insane

[@audramonzon5342]

I am loving our (FLA's) Cold weather lately!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Audra “mod lyn” Monzon Ding dang! It's too cold for me!

[@06mustangCE]

Justin sent me. You guys seem fun.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Non Serviam Awe!!! Thank you!!! We have a blast hanging out with Justin!

[@redoctober25]

Spanish Philosopher: "Things do not pass for what they are, but for what they seem. Most things are judged by their jackets." ~ Baltasar Gracian. Which goes completely against the adage of "Never judge a book by its cover." Makes you wonder if his wife cheated on him or something...

[@TheTimTracker]

+redoctober25 Haha!!! Maybe that is what happened! Maybe he is just telling it like it is, where the other saying is more like you shouldn't judge... maybe.

[@RockSolidKaraoke]

The games were fun but it made me sad that Jenn has never seen the original Star Wars trilogy. She seemed excited to watch them then it just got put off. Gotta get on that!

[@TheTimTracker]

+JohnL311 We will watch them soon!!!

[@renegadegirl2004]

I had to google this one, but I think the best Spanish philospher's names are Averroes or Abner. Single name- like all the greats! Lol

[@TheTimTracker]

+Allie Reed Yes! Single named philosophers are the best! Abner!

[@depeched90]

I want a shirt that says good morning from the bean with bandits face on it

[@josephmarques1431]

Yes

[@TheTimTracker]

+chris bailey That sounds like an awesome shirt! We will totally remember this the next time we make shirts!

[@wyattmedley2426]

+chris bailey YES!! thats great

[@beautifuldancer]

I'm late to seeing this because I just got into this channel a couple months ago, but I would so love this!

[@smashb13]

I just received the Elizavecca Milky Piggy carbonated clay mask. I ordered it on amazon $9. there are several videos on you tube with tutorials. I love it!

[@konohamarusaurtobi409]

Amazing gaming vlog guys

[@TheTimTracker]

+Danyelle Dainton Thank you!!!

[@konohamarusaurtobi409]

Yw

[@olcurtybastard7361]

jaun luis vives he was a very philosophical guy

[@TheTimTracker]

+ol curty bastard "Even the youngest scholars are accustomed never to keep silence; they are always asserting vigorously whatever comes uppermost to their minds, lest they should seem to be giving up the dispute. Nor does one disputation, or even two a day prove sufficient, as for instance at dinner. They wrangle at breakfast; they wrangle after breakfast; they wrangle before supper and they wrangle after supper. At home they dispute, out of doors they dispute. They wrangle over their food, in the bath, in the sweating room, in the church, in the town, in the country, in public, in private. At all times they are wrangling." Every day I'm wrangling!

[@synergyttm9255]

LOL love the "ding dang moment" ahhahahahah. You guys are funny.

[@AJ-wj3lo]

What's the quietest time to visit orlando?:)

[@TheTimTracker]

+Ashlea Easton It's getting a bit strange here in Orlando now, there doesn't seem to be a slow time anymore. Maybe at the beginning of March.

[@renaemelody927]

I love watching you guys! I think it was around this time last year I started watching you :D So excited about 100,000 of us in the tracker family.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Renae Melody Thank you so much! We are glad to have you!!!

[@bonza4clarinet]

I totally thought it was Jason, too. But I thought it was Jason Waffle.

[@TheTimTracker]

+bonza4clarinet Jason Waffle sounds like a fun guy!

[@andrealayton4128]

I love you guys I watch your videos for hours and hours never cant get enough better then tv.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Andrea Layton Awe! Thank you!!!

[@lelb1972]

"The Squeaky wheel gets the grease"= you can get better service if you complain, instead of being silent and no'one helping you. "You can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar"=To get what you want be nice to people not mean Personal favourite is "To the world you are one person,but to one person, you are the world" that one can mean a lot.

[@paulsgirl28r80]

Jen me and my mom fall a sleep when we get stuck watching star wars with my dad and my little brother

[@TheTimTracker]

+Meg Rempel One day Jenn will stay awake through them!

[@christinemccall6017]

"That looks bad" I laughed out loud.

[@karenl21]

I love this too much! You guys are so amazeballs!

[@TheTimTracker]

+Karen L Thank you!!!

[@snoopyspeagle1419]

you guys have to get cards of humanity and record it,,,,,i would pay to see that

[@wyattmedley2426]

+snoopy speagle cards against Humanity

[@TheTimTracker]

+snoopy speagle We have it, and we have played it in the past. :-) kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKnNd3RmbtlohMk

[@snoopyspeagle1419]

+TheTimTracker LOL that was awesome,,no idea how i missed it

[@rebekahchloe3702]

I started watching you in 2014 before my family trip to Disney and not stopped since. P.s I was filled with knowledge on my trip! Xx

[@TheTimTracker]

+Rebekah Watson Awesome! We are glad to have you on board!

[@06mustangCE]

My Spanish Philosopher guess was Spinoza but I looked him up and he was Jewish Portuguese raised in Amsterdam. So close.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Non Serviam I just read: "Spinoza espoused a pantheistic system, seeing “God or nature” as a single infinite substance, with mind and matter being two incommensurable ways of conceiving the one reality." What an awesome quote!!!

[@fletchlivesdaily348]

I luv baseball.....

[@TheTimTracker]

+Fletch Lives Daily Hehe!

[@bivio6614]

That live mail vlog is at 10;00pm for us in the UK, prob not gonna make it but will try all-if only it was an hour earlier :-(

[@TheTimTracker]

+Bivio Ding dang! I wish I could do it earlier, but I have to work. :-(

[@bivio6614]

That's ok-I'll try all I can, and if not I can wait for another :-)

[@jennysfourhearts9614]

that game is too much fun!! love watching your video vlogs. . you too are awesome! !!

[@tgavy]

I'm from Ireland and i have never heard of 'Don't bolt your door with a boiled carrot' haha

[@kerenyoung8]

Purple Butterfly T-shirt. I laughed soo hard!

[@ryanreeves4568]

Everything was on cuz I went but coasters were closed all day and the concert and parade was on but the band was canceled and I stayed at the concert for 2 hours

[@TheTimTracker]

+Ryan Reeves Oh dang! That stinks that the band canceled!

[@ryanreeves4568]

+TheTimTracker yeah. Lol we should talk more tbh! You guys are awesome!!!

[@depeched90]

if they want in your house they are gonna get in cooked or uncooked carrot doesn't matter

[@TheTimTracker]

+chris bailey I feel like I could totally be a philosopher... It doesn't matter if you bolt your door with a boiled or raw carrot if the windows are open. lol!

[@depeched90]

+TheTimTracker with all these crazy people in the world today anything is possible

[@dorisroman5019]

Don Francisco

[@HeyKim0012]

There are a lot of cheap good alternatives to expensive facial masks. I crush up fresh spinach and apply it to my face. Sometimes I use turmeric (in the spice section). I also moisturize with coconut oil. I never buy expensive products. Sometimes at the end of the day, after I've washed my face, I'll rub a bit of fruit on my face if I happen to be eating some.

[@johnvanacker4270]

There are some great homemade skin care products on Pinterest. I use coconut oil with vitamin e as a moisturizer.

[@TheBritishLife]

Loved the ancient sayings, can you do more of them at some point. I was playing along so funny to see what you guys came up with.

[@wyattmedley2426]

Love Your Videos, I live in California and go to Disneyland, and DCA all the time so it's great to see the other parks from such a fun point of view.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Wyatt Medley Agreed! I enjoy seeing what is going on in California.

[@whistlewhileyoutravel]

Little hot dog? P.S.: try Italian dressing instead of the egg wash the next time y'all have chicken tenders.

[@x.Aura.x]

Don't go Jason Waterfalls~~~~ LOL

[@sarrexphantom1299]

I was there that day! It was on lol but I dont blame you guys, early Saturday morning it was nice but around 11ish that's when the sprinkles awakened!!!!

[@ashkitcat]

For a shirt you should have a picture of tims mustache and it says "time for an adventure"

[@ScottSharak]

Love watching your video's and seeing all these places to go to in Orlando. I'm thinking on going to Hollywood studios sometime before April,before they change things for Star Wars land.

[@AndieRob74]

Super funny games! We are finally heading to WDW in less than a month! We also started watching you guys in preparation, and instead of just getting a sneak peak at all the stuff at the parks, I have also enjoyed watching you guys! I see you hang out with a lot of the same people that my other favorite vloggers Fresh Baked Disney in California and I hope you guys will get to meet them when you go back to Disneyland :)

[@bethgood3214]

hey guys! I've followed Justin Scarred & Fresh Baked Disney for 3 years now & because of Justin's recent sometimes vlog, I'll be following you guys too. Got alot of catching up to do!

[@x.Aura.x]

+Beth Good Fresh Baked muffins unite!

[@bethgood3214]

!!!!

[@Tay16Ann13]

Jenn, your skin is looking really great!

[@itsmcolagain]

"Don't go, Jason Scorpions!" :')

[@nobodynothing8234]

Love your hair Jenn!

[@RedFire_5]

Go Broncos!! Sorry to all you Panthers fans out there... lol Nice Video guys... BYE BYE!!! See ya soon, or tomorrow. Maybe.

[@RedFire_5]

Ohhh, I forgot to ask, have you ever gone to Momster Jam, w/ the 10,000 lb. trucks? Went last night with it rainy and super muddy, in the front row... it was awesome...

[@TheTimTracker]

+Kaleb Bowers I have been before, but it was before I was filming. I will have to go back one day!

[@RedFire_5]

+TheTimTracker Definitely, you guys missed out on a great year this year...

[@victorialoucks4175]

Fav Spanish Philosopher: Carloseo Carloleli (not real, funny to me)

[@TheTimTracker]

+Victoria Loucks That totally sounds like a real philosopher!

[@Roo9ify]

Oh my goodness you two are so cute! Couple/future life goals!!

[@andrealayton4128]

you welcome I use to watch twitch stream not as fun as you guys are and you are the cutest couple I met my husband online and we are so happy together.

[@maxjackson6227]

Lol

[@bigdaddy40991]

Do you guys and gals have a Facebook page?

[@TheTimTracker]

+Bobby Armitage I have one, but I don't check it very often. We are on Twitter much more.

[@susanmcgaw5327]

That hair look was more Minnie Mouse mixed with Sailor Moon Cute! :D Fave Spanish philosopher? Cevantes, I guess?

[@MCTMitch]

It's only puppy love?

[@DLPLonny]

I'm from Germany and I've never heard the ball and bat saying.

[@bestceebman4283]

Proactive?

[@kirky]

My goal in life is to meet you guys

[@TheTimTracker]

+kirky :-)

[@christinemccall6017]

7:59 totally heard Butthead!!

[@JamieCrowe]

We've laughed out loud throughout this entire vlog! 👉👌

[@nadinew81]

I think your hair looks really cute and with simba shirt I think your channeling his ears. FYI beauty tip: coconut oil is good for skin and hair

[@mermaid_and_jedi_adventure8704]

Hi Jenn. if you want cheaper alternative to glam glow, try the mint julep clay mask by Queen Helene. you can get it at Walmart or target for under $10

[@TheTimTracker]

+MERMAID_AND_JEDI_ADVENTURES Awesome! Thank you!!!

[@kabanaf]

at 6:42 Mike wasowski is starring at you

[@ElizaShakiraMassani]

Gotta tell you I had the most random dream that involved me figuring out where Tim worked. I don't know where he works but my dream involved him working in Disney world.... Awkward...

[@KBirk83]

Not surprising you think he worked for Disney, seeing as though they are there all the time. Also, I feel like I've had that dream before as well. It's such a mystery, I just want to know where he works!

[@KBirk83]

+Maria Perez Well yeah. Before I didn't know and when I find out I will know.

[@ElizaShakiraMassani]

+KBirk83 there is a reason they keep that to themselves. That's why I don't even try and figure it out. Lol

[@KBirk83]

+ElizaShakiraMassani Yeah I know. It's just a mystery, that's all. I completely understand. It's a privacy thing and a safety thing.

[@TheTimTracker]

+ElizaShakiraMassani What did I do at Disney? I hope I was Goofy!

[@valeeex15]

Lol jenn youre so cute 😂

[@basketca2]

Never heard that Spanish saying, but if you're looking for a Spanish philosopher, the most well-known is Ortega y Gasset (I know it sounds like 2 people, but it's just one.) He was a sour-puss, though.

[@Kittykat-qu4os]

If you want a new bored game i would suggest to buy apples on apples

[@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd]

Kitty.kat I got bored with that game.

[@mikered2526]

princess liea

[@TheTimTracker]

+Mike Red Yes!

[@lilyellens]

Whenever I wear my hair like that Jenn, my brother calls be Bjork

[@kirky]

11:45 carrot talk with jenn

[@TheTimTracker]

+kirky Haha!!!

[@kirky]

😀

[@sammi123m]

Jenn, you can get glamglow for a lotttt cheaper on eBay!

[@luv3bud]

What kind of dog is bean

[@missxmarisax]

What lip color are you wearing, Jenn?

[@TheTimTracker]

+Marisa Wyland Sephora cream lipstain in the color Marvelously Mauve

[@missxmarisax]

+TheTimTracker Oooh! I have Stila's Patina and that's supposed to be an exact dupe for it and the Sephora band is much cheaper!

[@Charles77598]

Oh Jenn! Have you seen yourself? lol Well, it is different but you need not have to put on a mask as you are beautiful anyway! I so wish I could get into Star wars....I used to the old stuff but just have not caught on the new Star wars. Yes, we had Mardi Gras in Galveston! Both weekends were good if I could only stay away from the Fire water!!!! Fun, friends and Fire Water! haha

[@AbiLewisMusic]

It might be tea tree that is making your eyes water I know tea tree oil makes my eyes water when I put it on my face 😭

[@kabanaf]

you should play cards against humanity

[@TheTimTracker]

+Michael Connolly We have played Cards Against Humanity, but it is very hard to show on video because we have a family friendly channel.

[@TheTimTracker]

+Michael Connolly Also, check out this video. kzbin.info/www/bejne/eKnNd3RmbtlohMk :-)

[@fletchlivesdaily348]

hey. what is ur mailing address for mail vlog n stuff?

[@TheTimTracker]

+Fletch Lives Daily I don't remember it off hand, but it is in the description of this video. :-)

[@tyinyvr]

Jenn, you said a bad word in Sign Language.

[@TheTimTracker]

+tyinyvr Ruh Roh!