Don't Eat Sleepy Chicken

[@DolanDarker]

Average British Meal

[@Sam-Willemsen]

ratio

[@shutp_1675]

Lul

[@Mixitandblendit]

Based

[@Femboycynical]

Fr

[@citolapram]

real

[@AzagronGaia]

Pyro needs to constantly reiterate "don't marinate chicken in Nyquil" because he knows his target demographic has never hear the word Nyquil before

[@spidey3225]

this is just allegra chicken but tik tok

[@carlostaffanelly418]

I LOVE LEAN!

[@greenjelloe418]

@@carlostaffanelly418 you shouldn’t

[@carlostaffanelly418]

@@greenjelloe418 you cant stop me from Oding off a wocky slush!

[@Blakezilla594]

@@carlostaffanelly418 gotta wash down your lean cuisine with an ice cold wocky slush😋

[@thatverseguy]

Imagine growing up remembering these trends being a part of your childhood.

[@manufaas2815]

Hello

[@wiktorwiktor12]

bro i remember when tide pods challenge was a thing, that was like 4 years ago, fucking hell

[@kricku]

Cinnamon

[@Freewavez808s]

Me

[@justalonelyeye]

Ngl based childhood

[@Delta_does]

0:36 "usually I use 4 thirds of the bottle" most intelligent nyquil drinking

[@monty7342]

Lol

[@dregsloff5818]

Very thoughtful of pyro to tell his zoomer audience to not eat the "le funny chug jug" chicken

[@jjcoola998]

Truly the greatest generation 😢

[@notimeforcreativenamesjust3034]

That moment when you realize zoomed are anyone under the age of 25

[@Idlemage]

@@notimeforcreativenamesjust3034 good thing I'm over 25

[@Drizzledrake2]

"Lean chicken"

[@SharkRainstorm]

"Please do not marinate your chicken in Nyquil" Literally 1984

[@OfficialJohnnySinsGaming]

"Please do not marinate your chicken in Nyquil." 🤓

[@alexgertsog105]

-STOP HAVING FUN!!

[@JulioHernandez-wy8nh]

This is like George Orwell's book 1984

[@gourmetbird1483]

no fun allowed🙄

[@alexanderl.6207]

literally animal crossing

[@aidenwarner2835]

"I use about 4/3 of the bottle." What a statement to summarize the thought put in

[@OscDaBoss]

Yeah like does he add a whole bottle and then a third?

[@gyoubomasatakaoniwa1893]

@@OscDaBoss nah he just uses his magic to restore 1/3 of the bottle

[@RyuakiraX]

American measurements be like:

[@alexf0723]

@@RyuakiraX 4 and a half milfs worth

[@aubreamber]

i think you can tell he was high making this

[@phoenix9757]

Pyro doesn't need to report on every TikTok trend that lives and dies every week, but he still does. Truly one of the most in KZbin history

[@streetystuff]

Top comment and no replies? Hwut??

[@Sparkle0501]

Lmao

[@JimmehRulez]

True!

[@cervichthyoquine]

Definitely one of the KZbinrs of all time.

[@tiuhti__]

This is definitely one of the videos on KZbin

[@HydroOptimist]

Pyro trying to keep his core audience alive

[@guillemmoreno5522]

"Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a home-made megaphone using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." Same energy.

[@LazyQahnaarin]

We live in a time line where NyQuil might have to put 'Do Not Cook or Marinate food with NyQuil. Do Not Boil NyQuil.' on their warning label. What a time to be alive.

[@Blakezilla594]

"Do not pour NyQuil into a humidifier, as this will hotbox any room and provide dope fatal effects"

[@DEV-rw7eu]

What a strange timeline we live in

[@LeMeowAu]

@@Blakezilla594 aww sick man! Ive always wanted to be dope!

[@NepuSoggyMango]

and the same's gonna go for the day equivalant of nyquil - dayquil

[@vampvhs]

@@Blakezilla594 what a way to go, though

[@hamac6156]

"causes paranoia, anxiety" In le head chicken

[@lolasdm6959]

Chicken of le head

[@Beingtoohonest]

Finally something to put me to sleep besides your normal videos

[@xLeaDFusioNx]

Oh man god damm

[@benoq.]

bro 💀

[@GrandSlayer3113]

💀💀💀

[@ElijahBridenstine]

le true

[@kingofravens215]

Oof headshot lmao

[@SnufflySpy]

"Jesse, today we are going to cook chicken. But not the chicken you know and love. No no... Today's chicken is... special" -Walter White

[@elitindle6356]

Obviously he wants us to not eat sleepy chicken so he can have it all to himself! Make as much as you can!

[@kylegonewild]

As someone who has taken way too much diphenhydramine the side effects like hallucinations are no fucking joke. I teetered between awake and asleep as delirious hallucinations of tractor trailers speeding towards me and dogs biting at me kept me from truly checking out. It was a miserable night. I couldn't sleep for days after. Always remember, cook your crack and your chicken separately to prevent cross-contamination.

[@Moth1c]

So glad you told me, I was about to marinate my chicken with crack

[@__lasevix_]

[insert Breaking Bad shitpost]

[@yack8947]

Do tractor give ptsd

[@yungpm]

Yup that’s DXM for ya

[@iwannabeawitch]

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[@_biggycary]

I listened to this at work and the moan at the end genuinely startled me

[@the_letter_5579]

Bro I am in public right now and when that moan played my heart ceased for a second

[@theweepingskull9839]

@@the_letter_5579 Play it again but louder to assert dominance

[@Ocidad]

Thank you for keeping us alive.

[@-AceItX-]

@@theweepingskull9839 This man thoughts radiates Absolute Chad energy 💯

[@BigBoy-vp6lp]

thanks for the heads up man you really saved my life

[@stefanmirev8873]

Thank you for bringing awareness to this. I hadn’t known such a trend existed, now i can do this myself

[@Freewavez808s]

Pls post a diy video

[@nise6699]

Pls post a DONT diy video

[@itsjedu8403]

Pls post a diy video

[@Freewavez808s]

@@itsjedu8403 🤔

[@therealevilmudbug]

Pls post a DONT diy video

[@panbinnyladen]

“Don’t eat sleepy chicken” *gif of 1984 big brother speaking on projector*

[@kiersaltalt]

matpats gonna have a field day on food theory with this.

[@elijahorsmthh]

and he did

[@bred7635]

Next Trend: Filling my house with gas and flicking a light switch

[@sagitta98]

"Injecting my testicles with fluorescent fluid to make a glow in the dark baby" challenge

[@Lord-xm7zn]

"Don't Eat Sleepy Chicken" sounds like a title for some kind of B-horror movie about cannibals, who feed their guests with the "sleepy chicken" and when guests sleep they start to do the worst.

[@dokomni]

lol it does

[@therealevilmudbug]

Litterally goosebumps

[@Fanrose2475]

That's actually a really good urban horror concept

[@liljoshuu]

this is like making a status effect curing item in a game

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

it's literally the opposite

[@kirbotime]

You are one of the few youtubers who I not only kept watching after my mlg phase, but also always watch regardless of whether or not the subject appeals to me, because you make it entertaining regardless

[@nman551]

Yes

[@Enonagucusanunacunagunisu]

"Four thirds of the bottle." Yes, the math is strong with this one.

[@SpareMango]

First Pyro tells us not to steal things for tiktok views and now he tells us this. Shut up, I know more than you Pyro. I will eat as much NyQuil Chicken as I want.

[@regaleagle6262]

you should it would thin the herd 4 sure

[@TemmieContingenC]

Pls continue

[@Freewavez808s]

@@regaleagle6262 natural selection

[@critical1645]

Dph 😋

[@RaptorTroll360]

Did you know you can make some really cool crystals by mixing half ammonia, half bleach and then dipping copper wire into the mix? Come on try it! What's the worst that could happen? Other than poisoning, and potentially forever-sleep-ing, yourself with chlorine gas...

[@GioGioPietromica425]

“I like to hear about 4 3rds of the bottle” Shit had my dying

[@streetystuff]

"Jesse, why did you release our special chicken recipe?! "

[@ZombieSazza]

“Why take my meds and eat my food when I can do both at once” I’m long term permanently disabled and it’s never once occurred to me that I should be mashing my powerful pain meds, PTSD meds (and everything else, I’ve a Pokémon collection of disabilities and health issues). I’ve had meds sit in my mouth for slightly too long when reaching for a drink and lemme tell you, they’re horrid tasting, I wouldn’t wanna taste the pain meds willingly because they’re horrid, and the PTSD meds have such a horrendous taste and feel chalky. Never once has it occurred to me “I should mix my meds into my food so I can spend more time on TikTok”, because that’s messed up and really, really sad

[@TheBruheak]

I can’t wait for the “eating glowing radroach” trend

[@skippitysmithsonshorts]

lol

[@DFFilmmaker]

"Oganesson soup"

[@kosherre6243]

Deathclaw stew

[@Micchi-]

Gulping potassium cyanide challenge

[@diavol2432ru]

Raw mirelurk egg

[@berd5467]

imagine having to tell your child to not pour sleep meds that could kill them onto the chicken

[@soberscrim299]

If they do it anyway no loss to humanity, they should’ve learned some common sense

[@wesleyward5901]

Some sort of sentient AI algorithm that pushes challenges like these to the front page as some sort of Darwinism is probably the smartest thing Pyro's ever thought of.

[@BallisticGhast6]

I remember reading some conspiracy theory that Chinese higher ups behind TikTok manifest these challenges just to see how many westerners they can sucker into doing. Ngl, this theory seems to be a bit more believable every time a dumb or dangerous trend happens, especially that guy who struck and killed several people in a racing accident

[@gabrielpineirogarcia2078]

Jump off a Bridge water bucket irl challenge

[@lukasmuller1274]

you just know the chinese algorithm would never promote that in the holy land

[@WeDoItLive]

Its because its real.

[@Rainbow61610]

Jacob seed runs tiktok

[@georgebush-gaming]

“sometimes the steam makes you real sleepy, wooh” bruh 💀

[@stolli9189]

3:18 thanks Pyro for teaching me how to get even higher of nyquil

[@jackryan6708]

“Don’t marinate your chicken in nyquill” 1984

[@justafurrywithinternet317]

I just finished reading nineteen-eighty-four and I agree. It reminds me of the third act.

[@yoshi8501]

"don't marinate your chicken in nyquil" literally 1984

[@Zulf85]

The FDA giving a detailed recipe on Nyquil chicken reminds me of that time where Kotaku warned people about the Silk Road website by writing a detailed piece on how people buy dr gs from there complete with the correct onion link

[@JimmehRulez]

True!

[@jsfyxzuf117]

I feel like someone at FDA wrote that on purpose for the joke

[@marcinkrz3140]

1:14 How brave Pyro, telling us to not take our meds so we can experience "le head" moment.

[@Thaaron0]

The yahoo news clip at 2:41 looks like a news clip I would expect to see in cookie clicker

[@starplatinum1113]

Thank you for bringing awareness to the 911 incident by making this video 9:11 long, i really appreciate it.

[@fencesittersband]

someone in my college dorm was stupid enough to try this, the whole floor smelt like nyquil it was so bad. their roommate ended up having to call an ambulance at like 4 in the morning because we had a fire drill and they werent waking up. theyre fine now, but like what an absolute crazy night

[@Sonamyfan875]

I hope you all bullied him out of college.

[@fencesittersband]

@@Sonamyfan875 havent seen him since that all happened

[@lolasdm6959]

@@fencesittersband Finish the job with an axe

[@jjcoola998]

Rich kids are funny thinking they ODd on NyQuil

[@thepizzaguy8477]

@@jjcoola998 bro too much niquill will give you seizures, and inhaling the vapors are even worse. Someone potentially dying in their sleep like that makes sense

[@iamsocool5008]

Literally 1984 “don’t eat sleepy chicken”

[@SlightRecoiI]

"I use about four thirds of the bottle-" **Average American math skills**

[@peppercrumble]

"Yknow what, while you're there on the floor tweaking"😭

[@offbrandbiscuit]

I thought sleepy chicken died like ages ago though, I recall reading about it like 6+ months ago. Stupidity endures I guess

[@roboturtle1429]

yeah, some youtubers almost a whole year ago said to not try this but because the algorithm, it was brought back from the dead

[@rokkraljkolesa9317]

whenever someone tries to make something idiot-proof, the universe spits out an even greater idiot

[@Astro_Error]

Ancient Chinese emperors: **eat lead to be cured of illness** TikTok: “Write that down! WRITE THAT DOWN!”

[@the_letter_5579]

Coming up next: Drinking a gallon of pure mercury challenge

[@Astro_Error]

@@the_letter_5579 being a TikToker will eventually just mean being the opposite of a toxicologist

[@pyro314]

the first Chinese emperor used to sniff mercury

[@Blakezilla594]

**robberies and domestic violence rise by 100%**

[@lolasdm6959]

The first emporer of the Qin consumed small amounts of mercury. It made his skin tone more red, which is associated with youth. What is happening is that he poisioned himself and the vessels in his skin bursted, similarly to what happens when you get drunk but a million times more lethal.

[@weskintime4177]

NyQuil chicken is one of the most cursed combination of words I have ever heard.

[@thearcheduck8746]

"I usually use about four thirds of the bottle" ah yes I should trust this man.

[@Colter94]

Like one lawyer once said "Have some more chicken have some more pie, It doesn't matter if its Nyquil or lean"

[@zhtjrxjhethgvh]

This is literally toddler logic “OOO WEIRD COLOUR IMMA PUT IT IN ME MOUTH”

[@humanity_moment.]

7:19 You were kind of right about it being a hallucinogen, but you're also right about it not being a hallucinogen. While it does give you intense paranoia and anxiety. That's also paired with hallucinations indistinguishable from reality, so that makes it not a psychedelic, but a *deliriant.* The hallucinations are so realistic that the trip is classified as delirium. Which is NOT fun at all.

[@vince9698]

God I love those videos, takes me back to 2016/2017. Good stuff dude!

[@nocturne6320]

Social Media is the second phase of a behavioural sink

[@tomhiggart]

Pyro is out here marinating chicken with vinegar and we're all going to act like that's ok.

[@awsomedude23456]

I’m glad I wasn’t the only one to catch that

[@nathanstarkey2992]

Classic bri'ish cuisine

[@Manienormae]

Bri'ish moment

[@awsomedude23456]

@Bilbo Fappins secret Brit right here

[@zachcarter1116]

Most appetizing British cuisine

[@razputin9267]

Man I'm going to be sleeping well when I eat chicken, nicely marinated in FOUR-THIRDS of a bottle of Nyquil

[@jakube1735]

Sleepy chicken is a banger name for something that is potentially lethal

[@ericxu1935]

There's just barely enough possible irony and sarcasm in the original tiktok that I'm not genuinely sure if this isn't just a parody of the dangerous food trends that has gone terribly wrong because tiktok users have the equivalent of a 2 year old's undeveloped brain. "I use around 4/3 of the bottle" "gonna want to let it sit and sizzle there for, you know, around 5-30 minutes" "Season that nyquil in there just at the right temperature" "Hauh sometimes this steam really makes you sleepy" "What you're looking for is that blue color right there"

[@HonkeeMcgee]

“Eh, 2 Benadryl or 40, what’s the difference?” “The hat man.”

[@thenonosnow]

We've come so far from the tidepod challenge

[@SHAdow98V]

True,ppl don't straight up eat chemicals,they now combine them with actual food like meat and such in order to eat them,who knows maybe in a millenia or so ppl will finally go back to eating normal food XD

[@Leo._...]

@@SHAdow98V i can't wait for clorox wagyu

[@SHAdow98V]

@@Leo._... We talkin' about TikTok here so sadly or fortunetly depending on how you look at it that WILL happen sooner or later just like the Tidepod thing the Clorox(or any other extrmely harmful cleaning chemicals) WILL follow because ppl are stupid and dependent on TikTok views and fame even if they don't make money just like a drug addict is dependent on his next fix,seriously its just that bad and you know it XD

[@ahardworker2154]

And the skull cracking challenge

[@BirdWord03]

I saw a ad at work for Tidepods, and it had toddlers reaching for the pods and the mothers catching them before they ate them. Like where the hell was that ad late 2017-early 2018?

[@YodaOnABender]

We’re really turning the act of spiking people’s food into a TikTok challenge

[@igimaster5872]

Gatorade + Chicken = ultimate gymbro meal

[@Jak2bossbf3]

Pre workout marinated chicken

[@Helixneek]

Marinated with Gatorade and breaded with protein powder

[@jezzaboi2168]

BANG energy marinated chicken

[@anthonyshirley25]

loving the length of this video

[@bigred6978]

I never thought I would ever be told not to mix sleeping medicine with chicken

[@mushroomontheshirt4638]

Actually good voice acting by Pyro😳😳😳 5:03

[@TealZero]

Pyro has to tell his audience not to eat the chicken because we're all like 10

[@rusthog]

The FDA talking about the chicken is like that grape powder block from prohibition that was like don't put in water and in the back of your cupboard or you'll create wine.

[@Extrnal]

"Pyro died doing what he loved best, eating NyQuil chicken for TikTok"

[@Red-fp5fw]

The one doodle brain sounding dude: dOeS ThaAT ACTuallY w0RK

[@estodaan]

"This is a certified American classic"

[@pichael6143]

Pyro when 83% of his audience is at risk of dying to sleepy chicken and he gonna fall off

[@11Miner11]

HOW DOES DOLAN DO IT SO FAST?

[@ovendestroyer]

13 hours ago

[@mayarobinson1594]

He has a bot im so sure of it

[@OkachaWasTaken]

Pyro let's his bf comment while the video is unlisted.

[@UnknownPikmin]

the comment was posted 13hrs ago so likely pyro had the video unlisted and gave the link to him

[@bernathanial]

early access to video 😭

[@ThatOneFriendlyDude]

TikTok users will really look at a five-year-old 4chan screencap of OP cooking chicken in NyQuil - to the absolute disgust of everyone else - and think it's the ultimate form of cuisine, wild Here's hoping nobody dies from this one, getting really tired of stuff like this

[@Huedra.]

Doctors are really having a hard time in this timeline lol

[@okl0001]

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those platforms! I knew it was him. One after another. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He - he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the steam shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That inflation mod! Are you telling me that a man just happens to have a mod like that? No! He orchestrated it! Pyro! He watched furry inflation through a sunroof! And we saved him! And we shouldn't have. We took him into our own firm! What where we thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the commissions! But not our pyro! Couldn't be precious pyro! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a KZbinr!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you - you have to stop him! You-

[@feelfreetoscreenshot1733]

kid named swapped platforms:

[@narnit.]

A true successor to the Allegra chicken.

[@SergeantG18C]

Descendants of the Benadryl Chicken Parmasean

[@unknown-mo9ud]

"Mommy how do we make the chicken look like fortnite chug jug" was the funniest thing I heard all day

[@no_one_luvz_u2805]

"I typically use 4/3rds of the bottle"

[@Maphaha]

1:31 Death Grips reference lol

[@simplygrandoffline]

I was about to say that 💀

[@monkey-network]

"I asked my wife to make me a lean chicken. One bite with a glass of sprite knocked me out."

[@mr.neodymuim]

6:05 literally 1984

[@Ledgend]

?

[@Chillco600]

"4/3rds of the bottle" he hasnt even poured it and hes already losing braincells

[@LvLsetter]

I hope you never change your outro song. That sh*t SLAPS!

[@Nixxori]

i feel like putting chicken in the "mountain berry blast" powerade im drinking rn is 100 times more safer and still comes out with a blue color. or just put blue food dye in your chicken like a normal person.

[@H0LLOW_PRIV]

FDA really disrespecting Darwin bruh

[@drewpowell409]

Can’t wait for the next TikTok trend, antifreeze Mac N Cheese.

[@selmandev6302]

lol

[@tragedyplustime8271]

Can't wait until we make lasagna with vantablack paint

[@AndrewwWilson]

Can’t wait for the drinking lava lamp juice challenge

[@alastor8091]

Its like a Minecraft recipe. Instead of having space for a poison cure and a chicken, just have poison cure chicken! Ingenious!

[@Memenerdzero]

can we just talk about how every shirt pyro wears amazing

[@MrKing-771]

They're not though

[@Memenerdzero]

@@MrKing-771 ..........really?

[@LazyBuddyBan]

shut up pyro

[@Memenerdzero]

@@LazyBuddyBan im le pyrooo

[@Calmtimer]

Sorry but it's all in le head

[@jaxorndvegeta5451]

What a time to be alive! Twitch is on fire and people are seasoning chicken in NyQuil lol Edit: Give me your shirt Pyro!

[@Thischannelisdicontinued]

Nyquil fucking scares me I drank a bit once and I was scared that I was gonna enter a coma

[@notTalladegasuperspeedway]

"Mommy how do we make the chicken look like the fortnite chug jug" - Pyro 2022 and also the little kids watching this video

[@thehmmyone]

the allegra chicken has evolved, it has taken a new form and introduced itself to a whole generation. may god have mercy on our soul

[@maxrichards5925]

I remember this trend from months ago. How the hell does someone do this and not expect bad things to come from it? Also that guy literally said 5 to 30 minutes! You don’t need to be a cook to know that it’s a joke!

[@compatriot852]

I have to say this chicken looks so much better (and probably less dangerous) than British food

[@doomergraphic8928]

if you’re sleepy and hungry, this sounds almost too good.. 🥱

[@synodicseason]

last words before death

[@doomergraphic8928]

@@synodicseason nah it’s not heroin chicken day yet

[@michaelmyer8101]

that's why aliens don't bother to contact us

[@flamingfuryFox]

It may make ur brain go “bluBLU BLU blu” but does it make my heart go “bluBLU BLU blu”?

[@86pp73]

Man, this makes me miss DinoTendies. Going to watch him cook a fish in toilet bowl now

[@c0ntrolledchaos]

5 years ago i would've believed this to be a prank from 4chan lmao

[@ariariaris]

I’m not even kidding, it’s literally a 4chan meme from years ago by user dinotendies who actually has a “cooking” channel here on youtube. He called it sleepytime chicken. Then twitter stole it in 2017. And now tiktok children are eating it. No innovation in either of those sites smh.

[@joelgarcia6480]

Pyro literally said marinate "with vinger or wine" average British taste pallet plain as hell