DON'T FIGHT BEARS! | 7 Days to Die: JaWoodle's Coffee

[@jlopez3012]

❤you need to add that jawoodle speaker in all your new series now. Thank you genosis❤

[@iamscottbowdown]

^this

[@christophergooosen3103]

I concur

[@IndestructiBil]

"WWAAANNNNHHHH ! ! Trader Woodles is now open, but with coffee." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Natsirt666]

That's the one that had me rolling too...

[@jameswinterbottom245]

That Speaker was Epic! Nice one Genosis! Cheers Woodle!

[@raycapetillo5569]

Best ending ever!!!! Spotlights + speakers are fantastic! Need a motion sensor so the voice activates when you walk around!

[@stelis1006]

😂 the pre-recorded audio bits are amazing 👏

[@PatriotPaulUSA]

That is hilarious ! The spotlights and the Genosis/JaWoodle Audio ! So cool that U guys help each other! He+ and his wife also crack me up like JaWoodle!

[@arjara85]

"JaWoodle Coffee is now open. Coffee strong enough to wake the death! ...Actually, is the apocalypse my fault?" Loved that last one XD

[@tacticalsheep3870]

I think they listened! There's a note in the latest experimental (v1.1 b14) that they've rebalanced the wiring recipes.

[@andreas.grundler]

I have some good news for you. The gods of 7 Days heard your pleas and in V1.1 b14 you can craft electrical doors and drawbridges much earlier in the game. With just 55 magazines, you can be the proud owner of an electrical drawbridge.

[@bannankev]

Yessir. ❤

[@shainemcmillan]

Honestly that shotgun book reward was a dick move. Nothing is worst than trying to use a door for cover and demolishing it. Would have been better to go with a tighter grouping for a end reward.

[@SallyParis1]

Your joy at your own voice announcements had me in stitches lol :) great episode as usual, thanks xoxo

[@xlerb2286]

I've been busy the past few days and gotten behind from this episode on. Today I'm going to do a JaWoodle coffee binge ;)

[@snootchie3341]

"G'day sunshine. Jawoodle's coffee is now wopen" 🤣

[@thelanavishnuorchestra]

Love the lighted coffee sign and announcements.

[@henryl3617]

The speaker actually has code to attract zombies. It's what blaring speakers do.

[@jsib7489]

"Is the apocalypse my fault?" Yes, jawoodle, yes it is.

[@piranhaofsteel]

Lights and announcements are *chef's kiss*

[@FabioPCarvalho]

That audio was a great adition to this series, loved it!

[@randyrhoads4737]

That line at the end had me ROLLING. 32:22. "Ahh shit, is the apocalypse my fault?" 😂😂 This mod is absolute gold.

[@meh_or_neh]

HAHA, love the lights and speaker addition

[@LordBoZman]

I can't wait for you to get that on a timer relay so it can scare/troll you and your videos.

[@ColinTimmins]

I love the Coffee Shop! We need more of this kind of stuff. It’s so fun. 🤣

[@hansallen2708]

Now I need to get the mod and open a branch of JaWoodle Coffee in my world.

[@project23]

I say we petition Josh to get JaWoodle Coffee added to The Compo Pack.

[@metalrockgaming]

Should Mod the light to be a Jawoodle purple.

[@kennyvenosdel149]

So when are you gonna upgrade the 24/7 sign to be more accurate? "24/7-ish," *some exceptions apply, "Open when we feel like it" etc Edit: Just realized this is why all the zombie Karens are so mad all the time and want to talk to the manager

[@mikekollross8810]

I would have bought the steel. The motorcycle is such a huge milestone

[@amethystcorona8459]

Lmao! That last announcement left me in stitches!

[@project23]

JaWoodle Coffee for The Compo Pack 2024!!! I always try to base downtown and it would thrill me to no end to be able to hear loudspeakers in the morning announcing "EEEEEERRRRR Trader JaWoodle is now open! With coffee...". Maybe a drink and candy machine behind doors that open at dawn. Bonus points if it has the trader player vending machines! (not the ones you buy from traders but the ones actually in traders, they function differently)

[@Llew70]

There is a mod that lets you pick up working vendos and place them in your base and they restock like normal.

[@kskdaredevil8512]

I WANT THOSE VOICELINES! Nice one.

[@darkluster4]

I encountered a interesting mechanic last night, and I as wondering if you knew about it. AND, if you might be able to put it to use? I found one of those five skull High Schools you went through at the start of my game, and thought it could make a good base. BUT the game stage would be to high, so I came up with a strategy. - Build a killing corridor in parking lot. - Wake zombies up. - Lead them to corridor. Wash, rinse, repeat. Except, halfway through building, the zombies on the roof woke up and came after me! And when I ran away, they returned to their starting points! I repeated this a couple of times, and the only conclusion I could make was that the poi ai is different from world spawns. Have you seen this before? Can you use it somehow?

[@mechasmoke]

That speaker mod is great! It goes quite well with the sign and spotlights. Great video man

[@syphon583]

I love the PA announcement, Woodle! Best addition to the base! I think I commented on a previous video that we need those JaWoodle Coffee logos as a mod, and I was more excited than I should have been when I saw it on Nexus. Immediate download. I patiently wait for the PA mod to follow ❤

[@staticthewhitewolf7040]

Bears have a weird headshot box, but if you hit it, they are a one-shot. If they are running at you. The box is about as big and located at the nose. The area right behind the ear is best for side shots. This is with rifles and shotguns. I never try to take a bear down with a bow but it might still work.

[@SheyD78]

Fantastic, just getting better and better.

[@Therealmichaelt]

The “rrrr” sound before “trader JaWoodle” cracked me up so hard!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@spiketherat]

Your happiness makes me happy.

[@notazombie...notatall8577]

That's the funny thing, there used to be a wolf and dire wolf horde, back when the dire wolf was just a bigger wolf with yellow eyes, and it used to happen a lot in the winter, i don't know if they took out the wolf horde, but i haven't seen it in a while

[@night4001]

Love the spotlights and the announcements. You never fail to make the apocalypse fun! 👀🤣

[@christophergooosen3103]

I love your announcement. You are officially are a trader coffee shop

[@Haein-yk6no]

Big brown bear believes, it's time for a baton series.

[@shaunhardman5059]

Josh you should’ve got some oil shale before it updated! 😮

[@IndestructiBil]

Josh : Sees oil shale in the desert. " It's everywhere..." Josh updates : sees no more oil shale, "I'm a Muppet ! ! "

[@davypuype5688]

I told him a couple off times but if you don't read the comments!he's fucked

[@k-aw-teksleepysageuni8181]

@@davypuype5688 He also records about 2-4 weeka ahead. I left a comment at the very start of the series and it didn't *click* until he was in the start of the desert biome. (So about 20-30 days). 😅💜

[@Md936S]

Do resource modes update? He failed to mention that....

[@bigdaddyww1]

The stun baton works great on bears

[@s0rd3z]

Brilliant. Absolutely Brilliant.

[@Nickster823]

LOVE the content! And also, I'm so very happy that KZbin has a speed option of 0.75, so that your words can be slowed down to a normal person! Love you man. :D

[@jamesbernard1024]

Jawoodle has set up shop in Canada! Yay!! LOL

[@GuardianWolf85]

Wire that speaker up to a timer! Automatic morning announcements

[@Bredrax]

All we need now are customers ( may be GNS or IzPrebuilt can swing around or somebody else ? )

[@jeffking5851]

Love the JaWoodle announcements....

[@Marc_von_Hoffrichter]

So bloody funny! Well done Woodle and Genosis! Cheers fellas.

[@andhodgez]

you could have broken down that beaver safe with a wrench for some more steel.

[@ericwilde3837]

it is funny that metric fans always call imperial = american, as they were codified by the brits metric 1870 based on real world things the foot was a clad foot of the king the Some of the earliest mathematical forms were based on twelves, and our time units still use it. The tens and decimal system did not arise until mathematicians defined ‘zero’, and zero and negative numbers were difficult concepts to popularize. Other units were based on commonly available comparisons in nature, and only upon more exacting disciplines were they documented as some kind of authoritarian standards. Once a standard came into general use, it just ‘hung on’.

[@Llew70]

That and our original shipment of Weights and Measures in metric were stolen by pirates and weren't replaced for so long that Imperial just stuck hard.

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

Would be fun to make either an in-town Jawoodle cafe trader and/or a wilderness cafe trader… possibly only use purple lights in it… or just like purple everything… hmm…

[@patrickblind998]

Your cafe' is dismal! where is the cool paint job? the hanging ferns? A table and chairs out front for the casual hangout zombie? You don't even have a trashcan! No wonder the other coffee house is kicking your butt!

[@derik99k1]

Whatever works for you. If you are happy then so be it. Works for immersion too. 😂😂

[@timshaw6592]

So good!!!!!!!!!!! Also I think you can craft level 6 nerd outfit now for the bigger chance for double books right?

[@DrkshdwG]

Idea for the final horde night have a collab with other creators that say the sign from a distant and stop by for the coffee

[@JohnA...]

Still need to paint the sign post to match the colors.

[@alwayswrenchin7203]

I love the audio clips!!!😅

[@timmay6699]

YES LOL great video Josh LMAO loved the ending as well perfection

[@blakeguidroz]

I heard the background of the last one when you said "wait is the apocolypse my fault?" I died laughing 😂

[@zenmanokfine]

This series is fkin epic

[@_Da1v3r]

Josh, i have a special request. When you done with this series, try overhaul "Afterlife". I wonder what horde base you will build.

[@Md936S]

Put the speaker on the timed relay so it rings every morning

[@ConnorSinclairCavin]

The speaker Does add a decent amount of heat yes

[@covid19wasaWMD]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Woodle Coffee love it!

[@-dazza555]

My long standing theory is that the Burnie Boys are what's left of the Cowboys after being with Arlene. Explains why the Cowboys are gone but occasionally you find their boots and hats.

[@WitBlaed]

The speaker is epic... build a woodle trader with it now :P

[@talrayne9709]

sudden thought: Jawoodle kills himself with the tnt whilst "removing" his rival.

[@jameswinterbottom245]

Josh! If you get your own coffee brand I am buying some whole beans! Seriously dude...

[@georgeleslie9907]

Thanks Coffee Josh

[@montecarlo1651]

hilarious Josh, great job!

[@JanSolo555]

Just had a genius idea. If he survives this series, the final episode should be Twitch Integration where we all try to spawn in enough zombies to kill him.

[@Rolyatcire]

Take some signs with you and slap em on other cafes to expand the company. Expand to every city. Be the trader Joel of coffee.

[@TR2085]

Add a time relay so it sound every now and then

[@joecantu8955]

Not me still waiting for your friends to show up for some coffee(guns,nerd & steel, kain, Glock, cap)

[@CapObv]

You need to wire it up with the time sensor

[@Norm_MacLeod]

Anything but a Stun Baton series eh? I think he's just scared to do it. 🤣

[@paulrozier1325]

8:23 Ah, common mistake, they’re called otters.

[@sjsharkfan67]

This comment is comment of the year. IYKYK

[@blooper_01]

"Let me into your beaver box": JaWoodle 2024

[@davidfranklin2491]

make the cigars and sell those to the trader.

[@crazydutchy4243]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! OMG that is soooo freaking awesome!!!

[@DracoVanReign]

We just need a full blown JaWoodle's Coffee mod now 😁

[@Md936S]

Tier 5 iron shovel should be plenty, and it uses less stamina

[@danielpeck6269]

Jawoodle announcement mod is fair dinkum 💯

[@johnl6176]

You forgot to mention what xmas also brings: melanoma.

[@naughtyhieroglyph669]

7 out of ten. that loudspeaker should have spawned a horde.

[@dynasty76088]

2 of the farmer pieces have nothing to do with harvesting crops.

[@VSodaki]

@jawoodle instead of being a mod for the shotgun the increase block damage should be part of the breaching rounds if it can open a safe it can open a wall

[@lazeera8071]

Loved the speaker 🤣😂

[@mikejohnson6116]

If the game had packs of wolves Woodle would be screaming no no no no im out of here

[@pbsixgun6]

But it does...

[@RoughGalaxyYT]

I will say this. The baton needs a 3rd tier. it goes from tonfa to scrappy looking stunny, it needs a third tier steel shiny stun baton.

[@bdubyah89]

I agree, but TFP considers the drone the T3 of that line. Plus the turrets as backup. They have had a plasma baton in the xmls for a while now, but I wouldn't expect it to actually be put into the game.

[@pbsixgun6]

@@bdubyah89 One of the overhaul mods has a stun-spear made from a stun baton. That was pretty cool. and DF has the plasma baton. And I think War3zuk's does as well??

[@bdubyah89]

@@pbsixgun6 My mod, Wasteland, has a cattleprod which is might be the stun spear you are mentioning. And DF does have a plasma baton. Not sure about War3z's mod. I just don't see a lot of new content being added to the base game at this point other than what is already on the road map. I feel like TFP wanna button 7 Days up so they can focus on other projects.

[@RoughGalaxyYT]

@@bdubyah89 The drone? but it doesn't even fight. Obviously INT is meant to be played with a combo of junk turrets and baton, but I still think it needs it's Third tier like every other melee weapon. Which means TFP will probably never implement it. 😆

[@bdubyah89]

@@RoughGalaxyYT Well the drone was gonna have weapons for a while till they changed their minds. And I think their thought process is turrets+T2 stun baton=T3. If you had a T3 equivalent INT melee weapon plus 2 turrets that makes you OP versus other weapon types. Hell, with 2 turrets and a modded out stun baton you're stronger than any other weapon type already.

[@lexaeterna9199]

You will need an extra cigar on you barter helmet Josh. Also, does your vehicle honk work on other doors/gates besides the trader's?

[@-NateTheGreat]

I think that feral biker stepped on a lego and fell over

[@danielpeck6269]

The "Fahmahahmah" is pretty mid. The gloves just do extra rifle damage. Only two of the pieces from the Farmer outfit have anything to do with seeds and harvest.

[@Shade514Gaming]

That's so dope! 😂

[@toddabbott781]

I started a new playthrough (#6). I can't do a sledge hammer. It is just too slow. I'm doing clubs. I'm doing Premade #4 4K map and it sucks for starting. The trader is over 1km from the nearest town and there is a huge mountain in between. Running on foot that far for every mission sucks. I finally got my bicycle and that helps. I have a baseball bat tier 5 with barbed wire and a weighted head mod and a tier 3 double barrel shotgun. I can make a pump, but I am struggling to find shotgun parts. For some reason it gives me knuckles, baton, machete, and pistol parts instead. I have a wrench and iron tools and have the Dukes for a crucible but the traders do not have it in stock. I just got the mission for the second trader.

[@davidward3091]

37 Celsius is about 97 freedom units.

[@BuckStedmanTV]

ever since 1.0 traders seem to never buy sledges good job sellin the sledge parts and that "fridge" was a stove lol

[@michaelknightmustdie]

Hilarious! Well worth it. You still need to bang out a slouch hat or enforcer glasses for the discount though.

[@BEkappelmann]

We need all new trader intros for a mod now.

[@shadowalkerwho]

Instead of making all shotgun shots wreck houses I'd prefer it if the completion bonus just made it so that Breaching Slugs became waay cheaper to craft OR get rid of Breaching Slugs and make it a Mod that you can put into a shotgun that makes it do huge amounts of block damage instead so you could opt in and out of whether or not to trash houses and shoot the floor out from underneath you.