Don't go to Gympie

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DONG TOTO

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@DONG-TOTO 4 ай бұрын

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@kermitleforg1986 5 ай бұрын

Good sir, I request a Logan city video. As a resident I assure you, you’ll have plenty of content. Keep up the good work.

@nicholascharles9625 4 ай бұрын

I lost my first adult tooth in Kingston over a cigarette. Logan us wild

@imjustsaying6712 4 ай бұрын

Woodridge and Ipswich also.

@garethjones4742 4 ай бұрын

Blackwood Rd ex resident here. Logan on the whole needs a vid

@colinvincent9101 3 ай бұрын

Yeah nah fuck it.

@bruceinnawoods3610 5 ай бұрын

The only interesting thing about Gympie is The Amity Affliction are from there. Its no wonder half their lyrics are about dying.

@Soyuz2578 4 ай бұрын

W...T...F?!?!?! TAA is from fuckin GYMPIE????

@TMK20X3 4 ай бұрын

Oh yeah, i completely forgot they were from there.

@trolleyboy2344 4 ай бұрын

As someone who grew up in Gympie, I can attest that The Amity Affliction is indeed the biggest thing to come out of Gympie.

@Anex952 4 ай бұрын

Probably the best Metalcore/Post-Hardcore band other than Parkway Drive, I've listened to them since the Youngbloods days when I was in grade 11 in High school

@colinvincent9101 3 ай бұрын

I have 5 of their albums here in England.

@sewerrat8 4 ай бұрын

The funny thing about the highway that runs thru Gympie is that it was the original bypass that Gympie then got built around.

@k-leb4671 3 ай бұрын

What the hell was it originally bypassing?

@sewerrat8 3 ай бұрын

@@k-leb4671probably your grandmother’s house. The centre of town dingle berry.

@yeh.80 5 ай бұрын

The cinematography and storytelling is exquisite.

@lisadolan689 4 ай бұрын

Yeah, he’s really good. It’s clear he has tertiary media production education and he has an English language degree. This kid is hella well educated but it still a LEGEND! The skills to produce and write, without being constrained by the real world. So refreshing!!!

@michellerolph2248 5 ай бұрын

'Bruce Willis Highway' 🤣🤣

@NETFREIGHTSERVICESQUEENSLAND 5 ай бұрын

This Clown cant even back out off a guys driveway , he is Mong mate

@pewterschmidt23lord99 4 ай бұрын

fucking lol

@Mezmarr 4 ай бұрын

An hour North of Brisbane? Huuuuuh? More like 2hrs

@Jay84476 4 ай бұрын

not with that attitude..

@leonaessens4399 5 ай бұрын

Now that is interesting. I used to pass through Gympie from either direction and have "known" it for something like 50 years. Someone once asked me what it was like and I swear I said the following: "Well, it's kind of a strange place. It has this air about it of "who am I, why am I here...?" It's now 20 years ago that I last saw it, but from what you are saying, it seems that it hasn't changed much.

@jouebien 4 ай бұрын

The rattler is actually a lot better now that the line is half as long. By the third hour of the trip you've had enough which is good because that's when the train pulls back into Gimpy station. It's a nice day out of wine/beer/cheese + lunch. Well unless you buy a cheap seat, then it's just 3 hours of coal smoak and scenery.

@cliffordclifffy5202 3 ай бұрын

Just binged every single one of your videos after the Brisbane one appeared on my recommended. Some of the best content on KZbin, beautiful work

@flipadoodles8677 4 ай бұрын

You pretty much conveyed my thoughts perfectly as someone who has been living in this dogshit town for several years.

@bobisu3111 4 ай бұрын

Still hasn't stopped thousands of people moving there lately.

@jacobjgleggy1854 4 ай бұрын

Maybe because of the current housing crisis, and also Central Queensland is know as the cheapest part of Australia to buy a house

@k-leb4671 3 ай бұрын

@@jacobjgleggy1854 Gympie isn't in central Queensland.

@WinahhTaylahh 4 ай бұрын

I'm from Gympie, what's wrong mate? Who hurt ya? Misso got a headache?😂

@DONG-TOTO 4 ай бұрын

Eternally

@marykelly9327 2 ай бұрын

@@WinahhTaylahh which head??

@timothymcnaughton531 4 ай бұрын

I am absolutely on board with your hate for ford rangers.

@Paradoxical124 2 ай бұрын

@@timothymcnaughton531 can’t afford one?

@madonnawaugh3471 5 ай бұрын

Gympie is also the poor shaming capital of oz. Where the locals may not be overly rich, but have a very dim view of their fellow poorer folk. We are also a very safe national party seat which is why it is the poor shaming capital of oz. I cut one of my heads off when I moved to widgee . 20 mins west of Gympie

@garethjones4742 4 ай бұрын

I mean, you could've moved to Kin Kin lol

@jacobjgleggy1854 4 ай бұрын

You could always move to Melbourne if you don't Gympie being run by the Nationals

@RUCCIGK 2 ай бұрын

The weird thing about Gympie is all the freemason stuff

@myview2222 2 ай бұрын

There was a massive amount of Freemasons lodges back in the early days 🤔

@KrispyCrem3 5 ай бұрын

Let's hope it stays that way. I'm stopping in next week.

@marykelly9327 5 ай бұрын

Gympie makes Maryborough look good.

@madonnawaugh3471 5 ай бұрын

Maryborough is part of widebay..which is poor shaming seat in oz. Poor people hating poorer people

@maxkahlow8622 4 ай бұрын

You're in denial mate, I'd rather shit in my hands and clap rather than spend 5 minutes in Maryborough. Thank Christ, or whoever decided to build the highway around it.

@ChiknPog 4 ай бұрын

As a gympie resident you are absolutely right

@madonnawaugh3471 4 ай бұрын

@@ChiknPog i do hang out in Widgee most of the time.

@MichaelVayro 2 ай бұрын

I went to high school there in the early 90's. One day at school lunch a new student said "Gympie's a hole"... we all tended to agree... then she said "I want o go back to Bundaberg"...

@smadge1 4 ай бұрын

I’ve been through Gympie several times over the past few months, and I’m pretty sure barely anyone would ever visit once the Bypass is open.

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Doesn't matter it costs a large fortune to live in Noosa/Sunshine Coast/Nambour they are all heading north so Struggle Town's got a new life for it mushrooming now expensive land and house packages on small arsed blocks of land just like the rest of South East Queensland.

@elgoogyob4119 4 ай бұрын

You forgot about the gun shop, sort of a great museum run by an.....interesting man

@marykelly9327 2 ай бұрын

@@elgoogyob4119 hahaha interesting??!! That’s one word for him lol

@zanesmith666 3 ай бұрын

i went on a cruise a few years back, sat at a table with a couple who came from Gympie. I said so what do you do in Gympie? They looked at me and said "Fuck all mate, why do you think we're on a cruise"

@Johnnywestoz 4 ай бұрын

oh man I love this, new sub here, hahaha bloody love your commentary mate, big thumbs here

@ChiknPog 4 ай бұрын

It's a town where a highschooler shitting in a driveway gets into the news. It's fucking awful, my girlfriend can't walk through town to work without passing enough used needles to make you feel like you're in a hospital.

@pureautism5204 4 ай бұрын

Not to mention the people USING said needles

@ChiknPog 4 ай бұрын

@@pureautism5204 oh hi

@itstoastvr 4 ай бұрын

ay my guy

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

I heard cat litter boxes were in school bathrooms now, though perhaps the norm?

@Milaaq302 5 ай бұрын

Me: Gympie has a beach? Oh...

@LimestoneCoastCustoms 5 ай бұрын

Yeah, what a load of SHIT! Why show a beach when talking about Gympie? 🤣🤣

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

~60km away sure...

@flynnorourke7620 4 ай бұрын

Mate your work is phenomenal keep it up squirt

@achelan 4 ай бұрын

As someone who grew up here... accurate... Always fucking flooding. Many childhood memories moving stuff from shops to high ground when it was going to flood.

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

It's sport now isn't it? Beat the flood.

@Hillers62 5 ай бұрын

At 2:40 ..the music in the background is "In the Jailhouse Now"

@alfinpogform4774 5 ай бұрын

Well, that was entertaining, and beautifully filmed (except for the butt crack scene 😵‍💫). I have now subscribed to the channel, but with a heavy heart because of the knowledge that my civic pride will force me to unsubscribe when you one day come to my own home town and bag it out......

@slvtbvcketz 24 күн бұрын

lol I was staying in gympie for a night while passing through to brisbane and a flash flood came. I was stuck there for a whole week, thank god the house had water tanks because the town actually turned off the water supply and electricity for the whole week. I cannot believe I considered settling down there..

@DaniPitchford 5 ай бұрын

Narration was the best ive ever heard.. Nice job.. Hahaha :D

@GreenPiper-el5tv Ай бұрын

My pop and nan lived in Gympie, life was good for them, with the exception of one specific bloke who liked walking up and down their street, staring into houses. The bastard eventually broke in and stole a ring and necklace my mum bought for them. Non could be done because of the special status of his category of people.

@MrElzebo 4 ай бұрын

This fella should do Maryborough and Hervey Bay.

@joehozzy2616 5 ай бұрын

Could be worth a visit. Even for the graffiti. Great video!

@DONG-TOTO 5 ай бұрын

Thanks mate!

@TomasUjhelyi 2 ай бұрын

It’s a requisite to have a pie immediately after you go to the gym

@plowestory 5 ай бұрын

😂 Accurate and Hilarious as always legend

@flynnorourke7620 4 ай бұрын

I was surprised they had a hardware store poor town will not be stopping again

@Lazbotable 5 ай бұрын

You mean 2-3 hours north of Brisbane at best?

@DONG-TOTO 5 ай бұрын

I was wondering how long it'd be until someone brought that up

@jimw7916 5 ай бұрын

what a typical Queenslander humour ........................ disgusting.

@IC3XR 4 ай бұрын

more like beautiful, mart

@charliepearce8767 4 ай бұрын

Qld SUX !

@Matt-wv5xt 3 ай бұрын

That's the best most accurate description I've ever heard 🤣😁. Subscribing so I get the rest. Keep Up the fuckin awesome reviews 😅

@needmoreboost6369 4 ай бұрын

The best part of Gympie is leaving it as it’s close to some the best big bass and Saratoga fishing in Australia!

@josefbuckland 2 ай бұрын

Amity Yes. Yowie Yes. Bruce Bypass Yes

@familyman4202 3 ай бұрын

Never strayed more than a minute off thr highway, best to keep it that way im sure. Cool gun display at the gympie gun shop though

@Paradoxical124 2 ай бұрын

Still better than Toowoomba

@Soyuz2578 4 ай бұрын

The most interesting thing i took away from this video is the fact that corellas fart. In the words of the great Mick Molloy - "This is champagne comedy" 😂

@madmunga 5 ай бұрын

Bloody Helicopters....So hard to digest, but just so damn tasty!

@yeh.80 5 ай бұрын

Lel

@whocares435-z9v 3 ай бұрын

I don't get it

@madmunga 3 ай бұрын

@@whocares435-z9v What don't you get mate?

@whocares435-z9v 3 ай бұрын

@@madmunga what are helicopters slang for

@madmunga 3 ай бұрын

@@whocares435-z9v No slang involved, just factual statements! Helicopters are delicious, yet very difficult to digest!🧐

@Adam-yp1cc 5 ай бұрын

So funny but true ,, great vid👍

@waynemcauliffe-fv5yf 4 ай бұрын

I used to live there and liked mate

@vinnie42ful 5 ай бұрын

I live in gympie and your pretty much spot on brother 🙏

@keithdrower9120 5 ай бұрын

Heeeee haaaaaw, hahaha....!

@sjdtmv 5 ай бұрын

My daughters were born there in the 1990's

@chriswolter6993 2 ай бұрын

hasnt stopped the rent increasing 200% in the last 5 years

@okidoke4822 2 ай бұрын

Haha, you do well on these.

@lisadolan689 4 ай бұрын

Dude, you’ve got some hella skills! 🙌😎

@setheryrockwell 3 ай бұрын

when are you doing mackay?

@bangkokstallion 4 ай бұрын

In high school we called them gympie rats or gimps

@myeverythingworld8123 5 ай бұрын

Was this a uni project

@jasonwright9405 8 күн бұрын

K? Nah. Rather ‘Fraser island’. Stayed in Gympie for a month and it was soo tender BORING. Gladly left that town

@Aussanding 4 ай бұрын

I like Gympie

@markbeale7390 4 ай бұрын

Tell us about thumbnail picture.

@korndog87 2 ай бұрын

its an hr north of the coast....not brissy....LOVE IT HERE...well living far enough from actual town that crackheads cant reach you....and its great!

@TheShawline 4 ай бұрын

Great stories and sarcasm. I dare you to do one on Gladstone. But if you do, spend a bit of time first, go out to the reef, Agnes and Tannum Sands before hosing it in to us about coal and Industry and maybe even a nuclear power station in the future.

@pearlOwisdom532 3 ай бұрын

A home is what you make it.

@gutmincer2 4 ай бұрын

saved qld because all the people with two heads moved there

@MatthewJohnCrittenden 6 күн бұрын

I enjoyed my long weekend doing the Rattler thing with my tribe not so long ago but no way I want to live there.

@djsweatshirtx 4 ай бұрын

As an mid 20s British male... these videos make me want to visit the places you mention in your videos.... I can't tell tell if your seriously telling me not go to or not 😅.

@philipstevenson5166 4 ай бұрын

named after the plant or vice versa?

@moto3463 4 ай бұрын

Gympie is not bad as Townsville thats for sure. Been around both.

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Townsville has them stingers so popular tourist destination..

@roystad8916 5 ай бұрын

Did ya see any two heads?

@marykelly9327 2 ай бұрын

Hope he didn’t drink the water or he’ll be sprouting a second head in a few weeks.. 🤣

@iam7712 4 ай бұрын

Thier opening the gympie bypass in a month or so. Then the drive through traffic will stop for ever.

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Yep and them on the highway the land prices will go $$$$$

@LachlanBell 4 ай бұрын

It's a bastard of a town

@dav4x487 5 ай бұрын

You should do Mareeba.

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Passed that by (quickly) on the way to Atherton.....

@Jay84476 4 ай бұрын

please do a Don't Go To Ipswich

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

The other Struggle Town....

@dreadlordhg360 4 ай бұрын

Go to caboolture and zillmere surely

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Nearly had my car up on bricks in Caboolture Station recently...

@abominatio9895 4 ай бұрын

The schools in gympie are just 💀 Edit: mispelled in

@Combatbrickproductions 2 ай бұрын

I saw my house in this vid lol 😂

@MrCpolzin 3 ай бұрын

I lived there for a year and it a complete shit hole. The bypass will be the death of Gympie.

@williamlevy6964 4 ай бұрын

Anyone here from Toowoomba?

@onesimpleclik 5 ай бұрын

this was fantastic haha

@twixelll 4 ай бұрын

do maryboroughhhhh

@charlespomfret7207 3 ай бұрын

Yeh do scaryborough

@Yesking227 4 ай бұрын

i request a video on Toowoomba

@ronrambler 4 ай бұрын

Enough shit to do 3 videos

@Yesking227 28 күн бұрын

@@ronrambler haha

@ajcajc5429 4 ай бұрын

The first thing to do is change the name... Gympie? hahahahahahah

@arthurwatts1680 4 ай бұрын

Best avoided - ditto most of Central Qld.

@Aussie1964 4 ай бұрын

Try 2 hours from Brisbane, not 1.

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Well Noosa is north (north) Brisbane.

@ISaidUSaid 4 ай бұрын

hilarious! Aussiest KZbin channel ever

@Maxindifference 4 ай бұрын

Unless you’re in mining, a truck driver or a farmer, what else is in QLD? Sounds like a good place but it’s full of nothing

@rw-xf4cb 3 ай бұрын

Housing and being Capitalist Pig Dog Landlord. Mining is for losers, Housing is the deal...

@ooshiemaniac5188 4 ай бұрын

Do nambour 😅

@Aussibob1 3 ай бұрын

Gave me a giggle, but wtf is a K'gari

@koalasarecool7823 3 ай бұрын

better name for fraser

@Eli-st9gp 4 ай бұрын

Good shit

@thorstenduessler6101 3 ай бұрын

More like Dong Brain

@Ballterra 4 ай бұрын

It is a shith*le second only to Bowen that said I do have family there my first visit there back in the 80’s my female cousin tried her best to bonk me yeah I was young and single but…eww but hey that’s Gympie all over.