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@kermitleforg19865 ай бұрын
Good sir, I request a Logan city video. As a resident I assure you, you’ll have plenty of content. Keep up the good work.
@nicholascharles96254 ай бұрын
I lost my first adult tooth in Kingston over a cigarette. Logan us wild
@imjustsaying67124 ай бұрын
Woodridge and Ipswich also.
@garethjones47424 ай бұрын
Blackwood Rd ex resident here. Logan on the whole needs a vid
@colinvincent91013 ай бұрын
Yeah nah fuck it.
@bruceinnawoods36105 ай бұрын
The only interesting thing about Gympie is The Amity Affliction are from there. Its no wonder half their lyrics are about dying.
@Soyuz25784 ай бұрын
W...T...F?!?!?! TAA is from fuckin GYMPIE????
@TMK20X34 ай бұрын
Oh yeah, i completely forgot they were from there.
@trolleyboy23444 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up in Gympie, I can attest that The Amity Affliction is indeed the biggest thing to come out of Gympie.
@Anex9524 ай бұрын
Probably the best Metalcore/Post-Hardcore band other than Parkway Drive, I've listened to them since the Youngbloods days when I was in grade 11 in High school
@colinvincent91013 ай бұрын
I have 5 of their albums here in England.
@sewerrat84 ай бұрын
The funny thing about the highway that runs thru Gympie is that it was the original bypass that Gympie then got built around.
@k-leb46713 ай бұрын
What the hell was it originally bypassing?
@sewerrat83 ай бұрын
@@k-leb4671probably your grandmother’s house. The centre of town dingle berry.
@yeh.805 ай бұрын
The cinematography and storytelling is exquisite.
@lisadolan6894 ай бұрын
Yeah, he’s really good. It’s clear he has tertiary media production education and he has an English language degree. This kid is hella well educated but it still a LEGEND! The skills to produce and write, without being constrained by the real world. So refreshing!!!
@michellerolph22485 ай бұрын
'Bruce Willis Highway' 🤣🤣
@NETFREIGHTSERVICESQUEENSLAND5 ай бұрын
This Clown cant even back out off a guys driveway , he is Mong mate
@pewterschmidt23lord994 ай бұрын
fucking lol
@Mezmarr4 ай бұрын
An hour North of Brisbane? Huuuuuh? More like 2hrs
@Jay844764 ай бұрын
not with that attitude..
@leonaessens43995 ай бұрын
Now that is interesting. I used to pass through Gympie from either direction and have "known" it for something like 50 years. Someone once asked me what it was like and I swear I said the following: "Well, it's kind of a strange place. It has this air about it of "who am I, why am I here...?" It's now 20 years ago that I last saw it, but from what you are saying, it seems that it hasn't changed much.
@jouebien4 ай бұрын
The rattler is actually a lot better now that the line is half as long. By the third hour of the trip you've had enough which is good because that's when the train pulls back into Gimpy station. It's a nice day out of wine/beer/cheese + lunch. Well unless you buy a cheap seat, then it's just 3 hours of coal smoak and scenery.
@cliffordclifffy52023 ай бұрын
Just binged every single one of your videos after the Brisbane one appeared on my recommended. Some of the best content on KZbin, beautiful work
@flipadoodles86774 ай бұрын
You pretty much conveyed my thoughts perfectly as someone who has been living in this dogshit town for several years.
@bobisu31114 ай бұрын
Still hasn't stopped thousands of people moving there lately.
@jacobjgleggy18544 ай бұрын
Maybe because of the current housing crisis, and also Central Queensland is know as the cheapest part of Australia to buy a house
@k-leb46713 ай бұрын
@@jacobjgleggy1854 Gympie isn't in central Queensland.
@WinahhTaylahh4 ай бұрын
I'm from Gympie, what's wrong mate? Who hurt ya? Misso got a headache?😂
@DONG-TOTO4 ай бұрын
Eternally
@marykelly93272 ай бұрын
@@WinahhTaylahh which head??
@timothymcnaughton5314 ай бұрын
I am absolutely on board with your hate for ford rangers.
@Paradoxical1242 ай бұрын
@@timothymcnaughton531 can’t afford one?
@madonnawaugh34715 ай бұрын
Gympie is also the poor shaming capital of oz. Where the locals may not be overly rich, but have a very dim view of their fellow poorer folk. We are also a very safe national party seat which is why it is the poor shaming capital of oz. I cut one of my heads off when I moved to widgee . 20 mins west of Gympie
@garethjones47424 ай бұрын
I mean, you could've moved to Kin Kin lol
@jacobjgleggy18544 ай бұрын
You could always move to Melbourne if you don't Gympie being run by the Nationals
@RUCCIGK2 ай бұрын
The weird thing about Gympie is all the freemason stuff
@myview22222 ай бұрын
There was a massive amount of Freemasons lodges back in the early days 🤔
@KrispyCrem35 ай бұрын
Let's hope it stays that way. I'm stopping in next week.
@marykelly93275 ай бұрын
Gympie makes Maryborough look good.
@madonnawaugh34715 ай бұрын
Maryborough is part of widebay..which is poor shaming seat in oz. Poor people hating poorer people
@maxkahlow86224 ай бұрын
You're in denial mate, I'd rather shit in my hands and clap rather than spend 5 minutes in Maryborough. Thank Christ, or whoever decided to build the highway around it.
@ChiknPog4 ай бұрын
As a gympie resident you are absolutely right
@madonnawaugh34714 ай бұрын
@@ChiknPog i do hang out in Widgee most of the time.
@MichaelVayro2 ай бұрын
I went to high school there in the early 90's. One day at school lunch a new student said "Gympie's a hole"... we all tended to agree... then she said "I want o go back to Bundaberg"...
@smadge14 ай бұрын
I’ve been through Gympie several times over the past few months, and I’m pretty sure barely anyone would ever visit once the Bypass is open.
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Doesn't matter it costs a large fortune to live in Noosa/Sunshine Coast/Nambour they are all heading north so Struggle Town's got a new life for it mushrooming now expensive land and house packages on small arsed blocks of land just like the rest of South East Queensland.
@elgoogyob41194 ай бұрын
You forgot about the gun shop, sort of a great museum run by an.....interesting man
@marykelly93272 ай бұрын
@@elgoogyob4119 hahaha interesting??!! That’s one word for him lol
@zanesmith6663 ай бұрын
i went on a cruise a few years back, sat at a table with a couple who came from Gympie. I said so what do you do in Gympie? They looked at me and said "Fuck all mate, why do you think we're on a cruise"
@Johnnywestoz4 ай бұрын
oh man I love this, new sub here, hahaha bloody love your commentary mate, big thumbs here
@ChiknPog4 ай бұрын
It's a town where a highschooler shitting in a driveway gets into the news. It's fucking awful, my girlfriend can't walk through town to work without passing enough used needles to make you feel like you're in a hospital.
@pureautism52044 ай бұрын
Not to mention the people USING said needles
@ChiknPog4 ай бұрын
@@pureautism5204 oh hi
@itstoastvr4 ай бұрын
ay my guy
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
I heard cat litter boxes were in school bathrooms now, though perhaps the norm?
@Milaaq3025 ай бұрын
Me: Gympie has a beach? Oh...
@LimestoneCoastCustoms5 ай бұрын
Yeah, what a load of SHIT! Why show a beach when talking about Gympie? 🤣🤣
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
~60km away sure...
@flynnorourke76204 ай бұрын
Mate your work is phenomenal keep it up squirt
@achelan4 ай бұрын
As someone who grew up here... accurate... Always fucking flooding. Many childhood memories moving stuff from shops to high ground when it was going to flood.
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
It's sport now isn't it? Beat the flood.
@Hillers625 ай бұрын
At 2:40 ..the music in the background is "In the Jailhouse Now"
@alfinpogform47745 ай бұрын
Well, that was entertaining, and beautifully filmed (except for the butt crack scene 😵💫). I have now subscribed to the channel, but with a heavy heart because of the knowledge that my civic pride will force me to unsubscribe when you one day come to my own home town and bag it out......
@slvtbvcketz24 күн бұрын
lol I was staying in gympie for a night while passing through to brisbane and a flash flood came. I was stuck there for a whole week, thank god the house had water tanks because the town actually turned off the water supply and electricity for the whole week. I cannot believe I considered settling down there..
@DaniPitchford5 ай бұрын
Narration was the best ive ever heard.. Nice job.. Hahaha :D
@GreenPiper-el5tvАй бұрын
My pop and nan lived in Gympie, life was good for them, with the exception of one specific bloke who liked walking up and down their street, staring into houses. The bastard eventually broke in and stole a ring and necklace my mum bought for them. Non could be done because of the special status of his category of people.
@MrElzebo4 ай бұрын
This fella should do Maryborough and Hervey Bay.
@joehozzy26165 ай бұрын
Could be worth a visit. Even for the graffiti. Great video!
@DONG-TOTO5 ай бұрын
Thanks mate!
@TomasUjhelyi2 ай бұрын
It’s a requisite to have a pie immediately after you go to the gym
@plowestory5 ай бұрын
😂 Accurate and Hilarious as always legend
@flynnorourke76204 ай бұрын
I was surprised they had a hardware store poor town will not be stopping again
@Lazbotable5 ай бұрын
You mean 2-3 hours north of Brisbane at best?
@DONG-TOTO5 ай бұрын
I was wondering how long it'd be until someone brought that up
@jimw79165 ай бұрын
what a typical Queenslander humour ........................ disgusting.
@IC3XR4 ай бұрын
more like beautiful, mart
@charliepearce87674 ай бұрын
Qld SUX !
@Matt-wv5xt3 ай бұрын
That's the best most accurate description I've ever heard 🤣😁. Subscribing so I get the rest. Keep Up the fuckin awesome reviews 😅
@needmoreboost63694 ай бұрын
The best part of Gympie is leaving it as it’s close to some the best big bass and Saratoga fishing in Australia!
@josefbuckland2 ай бұрын
Amity Yes. Yowie Yes. Bruce Bypass Yes
@familyman42023 ай бұрын
Never strayed more than a minute off thr highway, best to keep it that way im sure. Cool gun display at the gympie gun shop though
@Paradoxical1242 ай бұрын
Still better than Toowoomba
@Soyuz25784 ай бұрын
The most interesting thing i took away from this video is the fact that corellas fart. In the words of the great Mick Molloy - "This is champagne comedy" 😂
@madmunga5 ай бұрын
Bloody Helicopters....So hard to digest, but just so damn tasty!
@yeh.805 ай бұрын
Lel
@whocares435-z9v3 ай бұрын
I don't get it
@madmunga3 ай бұрын
@@whocares435-z9v What don't you get mate?
@whocares435-z9v3 ай бұрын
@@madmunga what are helicopters slang for
@madmunga3 ай бұрын
@@whocares435-z9v No slang involved, just factual statements! Helicopters are delicious, yet very difficult to digest!🧐
@Adam-yp1cc5 ай бұрын
So funny but true ,, great vid👍
@waynemcauliffe-fv5yf4 ай бұрын
I used to live there and liked mate
@vinnie42ful5 ай бұрын
I live in gympie and your pretty much spot on brother 🙏
@keithdrower91205 ай бұрын
Heeeee haaaaaw, hahaha....!
@sjdtmv5 ай бұрын
My daughters were born there in the 1990's
@chriswolter69932 ай бұрын
hasnt stopped the rent increasing 200% in the last 5 years
@okidoke48222 ай бұрын
Haha, you do well on these.
@lisadolan6894 ай бұрын
Dude, you’ve got some hella skills! 🙌😎
@setheryrockwell3 ай бұрын
when are you doing mackay?
@bangkokstallion4 ай бұрын
In high school we called them gympie rats or gimps
@myeverythingworld81235 ай бұрын
Was this a uni project
@jasonwright94058 күн бұрын
K? Nah. Rather ‘Fraser island’. Stayed in Gympie for a month and it was soo tender BORING. Gladly left that town
@Aussanding4 ай бұрын
I like Gympie
@markbeale73904 ай бұрын
Tell us about thumbnail picture.
@korndog872 ай бұрын
its an hr north of the coast....not brissy....LOVE IT HERE...well living far enough from actual town that crackheads cant reach you....and its great!
@TheShawline4 ай бұрын
Great stories and sarcasm. I dare you to do one on Gladstone. But if you do, spend a bit of time first, go out to the reef, Agnes and Tannum Sands before hosing it in to us about coal and Industry and maybe even a nuclear power station in the future.
@pearlOwisdom5323 ай бұрын
A home is what you make it.
@gutmincer24 ай бұрын
saved qld because all the people with two heads moved there
@MatthewJohnCrittenden6 күн бұрын
I enjoyed my long weekend doing the Rattler thing with my tribe not so long ago but no way I want to live there.
@djsweatshirtx4 ай бұрын
As an mid 20s British male... these videos make me want to visit the places you mention in your videos.... I can't tell tell if your seriously telling me not go to or not 😅.
@philipstevenson51664 ай бұрын
named after the plant or vice versa?
@moto34634 ай бұрын
Gympie is not bad as Townsville thats for sure. Been around both.
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Townsville has them stingers so popular tourist destination..
@roystad89165 ай бұрын
Did ya see any two heads?
@marykelly93272 ай бұрын
Hope he didn’t drink the water or he’ll be sprouting a second head in a few weeks.. 🤣
@iam77124 ай бұрын
Thier opening the gympie bypass in a month or so. Then the drive through traffic will stop for ever.
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Yep and them on the highway the land prices will go $$$$$
@LachlanBell4 ай бұрын
It's a bastard of a town
@dav4x4875 ай бұрын
You should do Mareeba.
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Passed that by (quickly) on the way to Atherton.....
@Jay844764 ай бұрын
please do a Don't Go To Ipswich
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
The other Struggle Town....
@dreadlordhg3604 ай бұрын
Go to caboolture and zillmere surely
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Nearly had my car up on bricks in Caboolture Station recently...
@abominatio98954 ай бұрын
The schools in gympie are just 💀 Edit: mispelled in
@Combatbrickproductions2 ай бұрын
I saw my house in this vid lol 😂
@MrCpolzin3 ай бұрын
I lived there for a year and it a complete shit hole. The bypass will be the death of Gympie.
@williamlevy69644 ай бұрын
Anyone here from Toowoomba?
@onesimpleclik5 ай бұрын
this was fantastic haha
@twixelll4 ай бұрын
do maryboroughhhhh
@charlespomfret72073 ай бұрын
Yeh do scaryborough
@Yesking2274 ай бұрын
i request a video on Toowoomba
@ronrambler4 ай бұрын
Enough shit to do 3 videos
@Yesking22728 күн бұрын
@@ronrambler haha
@ajcajc54294 ай бұрын
The first thing to do is change the name... Gympie? hahahahahahah
@arthurwatts16804 ай бұрын
Best avoided - ditto most of Central Qld.
@Aussie19644 ай бұрын
Try 2 hours from Brisbane, not 1.
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Well Noosa is north (north) Brisbane.
@ISaidUSaid4 ай бұрын
hilarious! Aussiest KZbin channel ever
@Maxindifference4 ай бұрын
Unless you’re in mining, a truck driver or a farmer, what else is in QLD? Sounds like a good place but it’s full of nothing
@rw-xf4cb3 ай бұрын
Housing and being Capitalist Pig Dog Landlord. Mining is for losers, Housing is the deal...
@ooshiemaniac51884 ай бұрын
Do nambour 😅
@Aussibob13 ай бұрын
Gave me a giggle, but wtf is a K'gari
@koalasarecool78233 ай бұрын
better name for fraser
@Eli-st9gp4 ай бұрын
Good shit
@thorstenduessler61013 ай бұрын
More like Dong Brain
@Ballterra4 ай бұрын
It is a shith*le second only to Bowen that said I do have family there my first visit there back in the 80’s my female cousin tried her best to bonk me yeah I was young and single but…eww but hey that’s Gympie all over.
@eddiedownunder98814 ай бұрын
Comedy gold .
@Cai-Luong-Chi-Bao4 ай бұрын
except it is not Bruce Willis
@kayjay41015 ай бұрын
I prayed for this to be funny and jeebus didn’t deliver ….
@edwardzhang6439Ай бұрын
Hi Can you do bundaberg
@casey-co5nj2 ай бұрын
as a liver in gympie i have to say that is not nice
@simonelwell91485 ай бұрын
Harsh but humorous....you re unlikely to get employment in tourism friend ..... plug away at oo toob where you have some talent .....
@lisadolan6894 ай бұрын
New sub
@FelixRichardson4 ай бұрын
i think u mean fraser
@michaelsangster56735 ай бұрын
This is so good!
@henticletentai4 ай бұрын
i live here bro omg 25 alfred street bro come for free suk
@uhhuhyeahsure5 ай бұрын
ive been to sexpo. depressing.
@DONG-TOTO5 ай бұрын
That's not what your mum said
@uhhuhyeahsure5 ай бұрын
@@DONG-TOTO um-ah, you're RUDE
@itookallthenames5 ай бұрын
@@uhhuhyeahsureum ah, you went to school in the 80s!
@devarmont874 ай бұрын
Gympie is where you stop for last minute fuel and chippies before you head to Rainbow or Kgari. 🎉