Don't Hit Your Wife! Watch This First: Nick Rochefort | Patience & Love (Scuffed Realtor Highlights)

[@CargoCommando]

never forget the USS eggs and bacon and the men who ate on that day

[@Mr_Sh1tcoin]

Oy vey

[@Ndw1995]

6 grillion broken eggs frying in a pan apparently (mathematically impossible)

[@smelltheglove2038]

Bacon isn't very kosher. I bet the breakfast was on a Saturday.

[@JC-wg5xn]

Never forget the Lebanese pagers and the batteries that died on that day

[@improvisedchaos8904]

Nobody can get under my skin like her- love her so much I put her in my heart. Give your ladies steady patience; she will respect that and then respect you. Men should love their wives, and the wife should respect her husband

[@TruthDoesNotExist]

I love finally hearing that advice, people always say to wait to get a girl when you are financially established, the truth is if you are financially established then you will have a bunch of gold diggers after you, when you are broke a woman has no financial incentive to date you then you can know she's in it because she loves YOU and not the numbers in your bank account

[@groyper6567]

I’m am the protector of all females

[@sentaveliki425]

I'm am i'm am i'm am

[@XYReason]

we all are

[@DIE2dayORelse]

when fists start flying be the guy who blocks them with his face

[@blackelton7127]

You are the protector, the chief woman respecter

[@Zac-ls6hn]

I'm a subscriber to the Sean Connery method

[@DaveFromVh1]

The Culter and Priest impressions😂

[@desertedcake]

When the dinner is cold, what else am I suppose to do?

[@misuzu1flv629]

Warm socks

[@N8R_Quizzie]

1:16 Schulz's comment here is so funny

[@str8904]

The jay cutler impression was really good

[@ElonMuskrat-my8jy]

Why does Nick look like a 16th century German Augustian monk in the thumbnail?

[@j.d.o5709]

This made me laugh

[@CyrusAurum]

Ephesians 5:25 KJV : Husbands, love your wives, even as Christ also loved the church, and gave himself for it. Colossians 3:18-19: 18 Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as it is fit in the Lord. 19 Husbands, love your wives, and be not bitter against them. A relationship where 2 parties are always vying for leadership will never have peace. God gives very clear direction on how to avoid this issue and have harmony in the home.

[@sealife12]

Find a woman that has a father that looks and acts like you.

[@Hidalgoes]

But what if she’s black

[@Ndw1995]

@@Hidalgoeshe means father who’s still around

[@fuct9569]

“Excuse me, beautiful.. Where’s your dad?”

[@jakw97]

Great advice

[@PussInBoot414]

and start an affair with him

[@iainlaurence]

I'm just going to the Philippines with my friends Jeffrey and Hugh! What are you interrogating me for?! Yeah Little St. James doesn't have any flights! What do you mean how do I know that?!

[@matt134174]

That Jay Cutlet!!

[@roarbertbearatheon8565]

That goddamn fucking Jay Cutler impression holy shit never thought I’d hear that. Nick’s right tho Jay’s great

[@annoninson]

Love is real nick, i love u nick. Thanks nick

[@wacopaco2099]

God DAMN THAT THAILAND BIT WAS FUNNT

[@76_SPZL]

Passing on an 2002 M3 hurts. Car would still be running today for Nick. LOL stressed out philippines vacation guy bit.

[@jared_really]

Dave Matthew’s Band is so fricken low rent bro the can surk my durk bro

[@Hidalgoes]

No it’s good music, you have to name a good ensemble if you’re going to say that coward

[@elderchildren]

worst popular/most psyoppy ‘rock’ adjacent act has to be U2

[@davidg4682]

Can I force my wife to watch the greatest story never told?

[@ogsquirter]

Outro song: Galaxia Hypnagogia - Rad Magma

[@theedwardian]

Thank you kind sir

[@OtherDalfite]

Love the username

[@PI.Clover]

Heck yeah

[@johnnycasteel7]

I feel like Nick does an Insane Patrice O’Neal

[@caaaaaaaaa]

Could've saved me a lot of time if I'd heard something like this earlier

[@nicknormando4220]

Hell yeah, platz, yates, Zane, etc...

[@bobsagetbillboard1876]

DURAMAX MENTIONED

[@thelongvirtuesignal8551]

Love is lack of experience

[@iHappyVideo]

funny, thinking his fans have girlfriends/SO's in the first place

[@mitchcolangelo550]

bro gots a beak

[@maekn]

Blood on the dance floor’s bewitched is unironically kind of peak

[@dbblues.9168]

I tried "Patience & Love", now I'm 45, 2x divorced and broke. Modern women need a stiff hand from their man more than ever Broads are running wild out here.

[@altonkatz2041]

Your probably just an unlikeable person

[@Slimmerman223]

maybe you just suck ass as a person and as a man?????????? lmao you loser

[@onemillioneuros23]

Are we really gonna go through the rig-a-maroore here??

[@hatz11]

Garth Brooks is the worst bigtime artist

[@iHappyVideo]

but relating to looking at a couple literally fight, ive watched a friend and his girl would take xanax and drink and literally fist fight and the girl give the guy a run for his money everytime it was crazy shit

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

I used to kind of hate on the Chilli Peppers but my jacked uncle got me into listening to some of their more obscure stuff while lifting and I can at least appreciate them. That said, they're still raw ass that only divorced men could like

[@Leon-zu1wp]

The Eagles are the worst famous band of all time

[@Intestine_Ballin-ism]

Oasis would like to step up

[@JClips-zh2xu]

And the worst football team and fans too

[@Aliens2Exist]

I don't think they're the worst but they're definitely the blandest

[@projectaesthetics5104]

Nawwww that’s not true, eagles are cool

[@Freddurst88]

Didn't you hear? Bands are gay now

[@jebreski]

I resent the statement about Sublime

[@MrTimeforhipe]

Good info and funny

[@yesok2954]

Greg in the bottom right corner really pulled himself together! Greg it up!

[@NeckbeardIndustries]

GG Allins "No Rules" ep is easily one of the best punk rock albums of all fucking time

[@CWCvilleCop]

Reagan Youth's "A Collection of Pop Classics" when played unironically, as well.

[@elderchildren]

absolutely agreed

[@femurmultishot]

sublime is BAD

[@alexd5674]

Nick is finished selling weed to high schoolers. Wholesale only

[@superspeederbooster]

311 might be the worst

[@iClaudius]

Blood On The Dancefloor is ephebophile music. Weird taste, Alex

[@ashgonza92]

What a word

[@TheHelladood]

Worst music: Kid Rock, buck cherry "crazy bitch", R.E.M., U2, afroman...Sublime is pretty bad too, and all their good songs are cover songs. The Offspring. Linkin Park.

[@managerialelitetoaster3456]

I like Red Hot Chili Peppers.

[@femurmultishot]

they rule

[@DIE2dayORelse]

Nick got his Michelle Lamy drip in the thumbnail

[@elderchildren]

nick seemed serious about being followed by those 2 cars?

[@elderchildren]

hating on the beatles is so dumb