Horrible $39 Million Apartment

[@princekyros]

I like how her definition of entertainment is: 1. Sitting 2. Sitting next to fire

[@anthares96]

3. sitting next to fire outside

[@brazencoronet17]

4. Sitting on uncomfortable chair next to fire outside

[@wofuu2353]

5.admiring the marble

[@adrianwelgemoed9562]

Onix

[@smithwimm1575]

7.Fire

[@helpimtrappedinikea6975]

“you’ll never see another bathroom like this again” good

[@bruhyougood3764]

My bathroom is a bucket

[@nahmane7510]

I read that like Joey Diaz and I died 🤣🤣

[@J0EYisnumber1]

underrated comment

[@plasmass_]

I hope

[@H1ghStarYT]

The only comment were I blew air out of my nose

[@Kiki-zo6qm]

The whole bathroom is made out of a slippery stone and if you are a little wet you will actually never leave it. Imagine having wet feet and falling on to the vibranium bath tub.

[@semicolone]

i wont be shocked if somebody already died there

[@alexhettick9406]

Even worse is the bath tub also has sharp edges

[@thenigerianprince7017]

@@semicolone and his spirit haunts people. That's why is made for cult members,they prey the spirit

[@Freekymoho]

@@alexhettick9406 looks pretty uncomfortable too, you'd have to sit up straight in it, no lying down at all

[@b_happy3288]

@@thenigerianprince7017 The Lore

[@johantitulaer1052]

The reason it has so many fireplaces is so you can warp between the bonfires. Walking is too dangerous as you might slip and crack your head open on the marble edges.

[@HarrHarrHarrify]

Lol

[@JulieKeys]

where do u get the lordvessel from? ahh, the 4 lords of real estate.

[@aminedjemai-zoughlache9058]

Ngl its a really good one xDDDD

[@Dickmaster-adam]

This shit is firelink shrine confirmed

[@fabianustertius6460]

just like ted beneke but worse

[@GamerSisters]

The literal only reason this place is so expensive is because it's entirely made out of marble. This place is literally just a fancy cave. You're surrounded by rocks and stone and your only source of entertainment is making a fire.

[@ariezon]

Makes you think if this is a money laundring scheme

[@thunderouswanderer7753]

Dang our ancestors did that for free!

[@columbanproductions55]

The amount of marble reminds me of Turkmenistan

[@LazyGuyCoyote]

Ooga fucking booga

[@rasta6603]

Mmmmmmm fire hot

[@NireFuster]

I love that the surfaces are made of not only slippery material, but the edges of the material are so hard that if you slip even once you're sure to fucking destroy your skull and bleed out naked in your own bathroom

[@johne7850]

Lol hard

[@nyxxiah2116]

or land on the corner at the jigsaw bar

[@amandaking4654]

Imagine trying to get out of that tub and you crack your skull open

[@grandmacat406]

you slit your own fucking stomach just from accidentally touching it

[@roji556]

You telling me that you’re not going to put a fucking mat down after spending 39 mil? Like tile is also slippery my guy, that’s what bathroom rugs are for

[@Hoot]

_We have the living room here, with the beautiful atmosphere of a fever dream, built with onyx and marble._

[@DRaiZo73]

Now say that again, W i t h T h e V o i c e

[@thijsjong]

The accoustics are horrendous.

[@R1KK1_-]

Me: wait it's all marble Her: always have been

[@magnussundberglauridsen7292]

Hoot!!!

[@kortkunig2291]

And here we have a window, framed in beautiful marble, made of exotic wood and Saphire glass.

[@Omega97DX]

This is just the real life equivalent of making a house out of diamond blocks in minecraft. There's no regard for aesthetics and the whole shtick is that it's made of expensive materials.

[@KeitieKalopsia]

OMFG IT IS

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

Atleast those have some colour, that being the blue of the diamond.

[@jamalexa2006]

The apartment is a death trap. There are so many sharp corners, especially in the bathroom. One slip, anywhere in this place and it's your last.

[@gabbie07]

And you are 100% GOING to slip in this apartment, look how fucking shiny every single floor there is in there

[@RandallAgent]

And you're roommates won't hear you're screams due to blaring car horns outside.

[@glasshorse6893]

@@gabbie07 even if you dont hit a corner, just the fact its all solid marble everywhere means you could crack your head open

[@makinoshan2666]

lol ikr

[@Dhjdidndbbehhsbbehr]

I picture the owner's partner "designing" the apartment as a great way to early inheritance😛

[@soulassassin0g]

"I've never seen an apartment in New York City with an outdoor fireplace." People burning trash in an alley: "Speak for yourself."

[@lolIdunno]

This comment made me think of one character and I’m genuinely so disappointed in myself omfg

[@user-kl6lo7hx4w]

This comment is great

[@silent-hills]

@@lolIdunno Which character?

[@lazuli1086]

Underrated 1.6k likes

[@lolIdunno]

@@silent-hills i don’t speak of that

[@HawooAwoo]

This woman talking about her "favorite" things about this apartment sounds like a youtuber talking about their "favorite" thing about a sponsored mobile game

[@Bandrik]

I was thinking a very similar thing. The whole "this is my favorite part..." felt so forced

[@kylemcgill2966]

She wants her free 500 silver if she signs up now and joins the clan.

[@dianabanana594]

Raid shadow legends 🥸

[@unclegardener]

@@kylemcgill2966 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Michael-et9sz]

@@dianabanana594 nord VPN

[@goobermcnoober8140]

As a fireplace enthusiast I can confirm that this is the best apartment I've ever seen

[@Yesnt-r6d]

If you move into that apartment it will be the last one you see

[@shazbot7192]

do you have a spare $39M? Might get it cheaper now this vid has had nearly 6M views!

[@velvetbees]

The fireplaces are because it would be hella cold with all the freaking marble. Also, what is that velvet on the walls hiding? Why aren't there any painted sheetrock walls?

[@SumMonkey]

This looks like an apartment you pay in GTA V by buying out the most expensive upgrades and not actually paying attention to how it looks.

[@prodn0body]

Legit looks like the penthouse once you deck it out but somehow even worse

[@SumMonkey]

@no or maybe yes Bro imagine stubbing ur toe in that apartment on god i wouldn't even want that for my worst enemies

[@ScrewThisMFGame]

Yeah the casino penthouse is a clusterfuck b

[@BierBart12]

All that marble reminded me of the yacht you can buy

[@Mc4est]

"Marble" "Onyx" "Wood" "Fire in every corner" Sounds like a Minecraft house.

[@Mage-7734]

Very true

[@FabioKun]

Too bad they didnt use shaders to at least attempt to make it look good

[@Baer99Z]

Honestly I've built nicer looking Minecraft houses than this and my aesthetic is terrible hahah

[@Mc4est]

@@Baer99Z they have stone slab beds tho..

[@Mc4est]

@@FabioKun it is already rtx on.

[@jeddybongo4450]

This apartment is the visual representation of getting all the best stuff in the game and having no idea how to do anything with it

[@mrducky179]

spitting facts

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@mikeycrackson so basically lineage 2

[@realistsapex4912]

Like a kid in minecraft making a diamond house

[@ayrebhalsabe7404]

Persona 3

[@austinbevis4266]

Finally paris velvet! I can beat the boss now

[@wallstreetsplooge]

The concept of a "home office" has basically been broken down to shelves for pictures and books you don't read, with a single miserable desk to put a laptop on. What are you going to accomplish in a room like that beyond writing an email? And why do you need a dedicated room for it? Nobody paying for a multimillion dollar living space is running an LLC. This is madness

[@Crudely-Drawn-Cupcake]

“This is madness” This! Is! SPARTAAA!

[@Gamblingwmylife]

You don’t know Iman Gadzhi

[@quickchris10]

My home office is dining room! Where we never eat!

[@isakhedberg7561]

This whole apartment looks like when 9-year-old me built a minecraft house entirely out of diamond, iron and gold blocks.

[@oofining4659]

Underrated lmao

[@basic-os]

Ah the Ore Tower

[@skinchen]

LOL

[@cargbin]

i bet that house looked way better than this

[@tvgaming2132]

Except I would rather live where my walls are bright yellow,blue,green,etc Than marble fucking everywhere

[@The_Horizon]

some rich guy will buy this but never live in it

[@BerryCrush19]

How's it feel to comment on every video?

[@holmesholmes.8784]

escape from 39 million dollar apartment

[@xeraphyx7903]

they have my respect

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Everybody knows that rich guys/gals who buy stiff are South American drug barons stashing their illegal funds and building bases for some brutal torture in US.

[@JamesPacardo]

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[@doleboi5969]

The whole apartment feels like an inside joke between interior designers that we just don’t get.

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

"Remember the 70s? Let's get drunk and do that. 8-figure budget, bay-bee! Hi5!" ಠ_ಠ

[@yaboimahilez9916]

@@mookinbabysealfurmittens YES.

[@stingray5718]

Like they were competing to make the ugliest room possible

[@noahwhite3528]

Every joke is an inside joke when it comes to interior design

[@damianosplay9457]

@@noahwhite3528 r/technicallythetruth

[@Murtagh15]

you would need to wear a helmet at all times in this house

[@sakujosakujosakujo9800]

In all fairness, only a person, who wears a helmet their whole life, would buy this place.

[@justin2308]

That’s what the chainmail balaclava is for.

[@cubiccorp8235]

“This bathroom here is something you’ll never see again” Thank god

[@sebastianroser9256]

Underrated comment

[@sethutterback5120]

She literally said that as I saw this comment I'm 💀💀💀

[@notash2388]

@@sethutterback5120 gender assumption????

[@sethutterback5120]

@@notash2388 no assumption dumbass literally a female said it

[@BwooHuraca]

Looked like Beetlejuice sprayed his diarrhea over it.

[@trumble-dj5md]

Literally the best word to describe this apartment is: disorientating. I didn't even know where to look in the bathrooms because everything looked the same. No contrast, no contours, just one marble mass

[@mason-sv8eb]

When the *entire* bathroom is made of marble everything is blends together. Could you imagine going to pee in the middle of the night and walking into the center placed standing marble bathtub.

[@trumble-dj5md]

@@mason-sv8eb yeah, the amount of stubbed toes would be insane

[@techpriest5452]

Same with the dressing rooms

[@samuraijackoff5354]

It’s all so sharp too.

[@angelgjr1999]

It’s awful. All sharp corners and it’s all an eye sore. Does not look comfortable.

[@AxelSpott]

I love all her coded language like real estate agents always do “You’ll never see another bathroom like this” aka “this is so badly designed you’ll never see someone this insane do this again”

[@Xavier_Renegade_Angel]

MARBLE!!!!!!

[@roman-ni9ew]

I went to a random time on this video and then went to the comments, and I ended up on the bathroom and saw ur comment lol

[@aserta]

Hey, there's that inclined bathroom on Reddit, so she's right, unless it's that bathroom where taking a shitter is suddenly become the world's most high tension sport (fuck, i'd watch that struggle) there ain't worse bathroom on the planet. Except maybe the one where the urinals are placed face to face.

[@Hi-vj6iz]

I thought the thumbnail was clickbait

[@jamerezludnick3190]

Don’t forget to say flow

[@TheDiamondMaskBSS]

Charlie, I live in New York City, I've been here for over 10 years. And I have to say, your "biased" take on the noise and feeling of ny is unbelievably accurate. So hard to sleep sometimes because of the noise, fireworks pop outside every week or two at like midnight.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

I lived in NYC for a short time twice, in BK. I absolutely loved it. Of course, I wanted to live in Manhattan. Having grown up in a suburban/rural area 30 min. from Charlie, I'm actually drawn to Manhattan. I love the noise. I love the smell. However, apartments in NYC are far too small for their prices. The cost of living is ludicrous. I realized it's not somewhere I'd want to live unless I was wealthy.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

@uNnHkP8mza While, yes, I do enjoy the humor style that Mark Twain mastered (and is still the best there ever was) - and, yes, I applaud my satire as being pretty damn good - no, I must say, this is not satire. I love NYC, including the stuff non-New Yorkers love. Even the sh*tty, grouchy attitudes.

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Been in Queens most of my life in NY. Suburbs are getting rough while costs of living skyrocketed. For as much as I can't get a studio in the 5 boroughs for 2500, only 1200 for a 2 bedroom apartment and looking for a home in DE. Great to visit, but unless you are born into money, not to live.

[@mikaross4671]

I lived in Harlem NYC for the best 30 years of my life. When i left nyc, I had no idea how nice it was to sleep with the sounds of the bugs and forest animals. It's so peaceful. Whenever my friends visited, I used to let them know the fireworks were most likely gun shots. lmao

[@str8_krillin_it470]

This is the equivalent of going into creative mode and making a house out of diamond blocks when your 10 years old.

[@nicksparky1191]

you’remst

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

That sounds like something that mr beast would do

[@fxziongoon3531]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real mr breast gib monee

[@rystat]

Made of expensive stuff but looks like crap

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@rystat you could get a better apartment with half of the money

[@carsondavis2468]

charlie i am a first year architecture student and i am confident every single student in my class could design a better apartment

[@lindi1108]

Axel vervoordt would puke. But tbh if axel vervoordt designed that it would probably cost 10x as much lmao

[@praisekek8606]

There better be rocks, metal and african wood

[@everdayimhustelin]

@@lindi1108 $39M is a lotta money

[@maryd9751]

Out of context bug good luck mam

[@erickhesch4260]

What college though?

[@Freyjinn]

why do rich people have such horrible taste in decoration

[@notsoepicgamer5420]

I don’t even think rich people with a semi working brain would even think about buying this shitty ass apartment

[@cheezez1904]

Price = style

[@jochaldo8076]

Ok dud

[@TheDarkLasombra]

Idk, Kanye's place is pretty good

[@TheGozeraye]

It’s less about “Look at what I had the taste to buy” and more about “Look at what I had the money to buy”

[@reid3031]

Rule of thumb: Once a living space goes above $5M, it starts getting substantially worse in every way

[@scrap_monkey695]

"You can see like 8 buildings and a car accident down below" I love the way his brain functions

[@arthurfine4284]

Definitely the snap back to reality kind of guy.

[@reezy9727]

Strange compliment

[@voetbal4696]

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ganJY56OgrGmj9k

[@xybeasto]

@@voetbal4696 what. i havent clicked on that link but i can tell that this clown is just tryna get views for some 144p minecraft vid

[@grandam67]

Aaaand he says that right as I read the comment.

[@Radman22]

She said “my favorite” like 6 times That’s when you know they are overdoing it to somehow make this appealing.

[@impazie]

I hate how she talks, she's REALLY forcing it

[@seba.4926]

also “entertaining”, what does she do all day just look at marble walls and some fire?

[@FloorTankMain]

She said it again as soon as I read your comment

[@rinoz47]

That's for each room. So like subfavorites if you will

[@yahstino]

I mean yeah that's what realtors do. They have to sell these atrocities.

[@cyruslupercal9493]

Anyone who buys this does it for the marble, because they obviously lost theirs.

[@ramennoodles8546]

Haha nice one 👍

[@steamedpierogi2455]

Just one marble lol

[@seymour7976]

@William Langenbach exactly, the bathtub makes me cringe it doesnt even look comfortable

[@hefford370]

@@seymour7976 facts 😂

[@RandomL0s3r]

They buy, then they demolish it to sell the materials

[@daniel-davis]

Dude this is the quiet kid that sits in the back of class dream home. All dark, cold, has a pyromaniac feel, has a feel like only a murdering maniac lives here

[@chrissixtytwix]

Honestly as a quiet kid I would HATE this place, this isn't for the quiet kid, this is for the kid who killed animals for fun and their parents never told them off about it only for them to buy this looking for their first human kill

[@TrueUnderDawgGaming]

Marble + Maple...that is the only reason it's $39 million Call me old fashioned, but I'd prefer a much bigger home made of cheaper material

[@gageowens8649]

Bro true under Dawg no way

[@homesliceadams2730]

i hate you!

[@outlawruby]

Its probably because it’s a three floor penthouse next to central park but the marble might add to it.

[@SCARx497]

like a puerto rico size house made of cardboard

[@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth]

3 stories in New York is expensive enough, but next to Central Park? They could fill it with nothing but cardboard boxes and it'd still probably cost like 30 mil.

[@someyounggamer]

Deep down she's crying inside praying to God that she can sell this penthouse for half of the asking price.

[@Je_QzcY3mN0]

True. That's how salesman's job is.

[@bararobberbaron859]

Honestly, the location is amazing if your goal is to live around central park. I think if they spent maybe 600k to 1.5m to gut all the trash out and give it a consistent and beautiful design, they could probably sell it for 30, 32m. But as it is? If I'm spending 39m on an apartment, it better be freaking flawless and move in ready. If I bought this place I'd have to spend a further 4 months renovating it.

[@topspot4834]

No doubt about it. Either someone with equally bad taste, or the more likely scenario is someone offers $20 mil and demolishes every square inch.

[@topspot4834]

@@bararobberbaron859 4 months at least, NYC usually has long wait times for construction, especially with all the permits and everything ... But yeah the location is great but man, that entire place has to be gutted. All said and done you're looking at a $5 mil renovation probably.

[@Not_Always]

@@bararobberbaron859 4 months? It would take that long just to remove all the puke marble.

[@yourmamom]

Imagine tripping down that "marble clad" staircase and having your body literally pulverized with every impact. Sounds great.

[@moonshiner-fg7vd]

imagine waking up in the morning from a potental hangover or just to get water and crack a rib due to having your whole bathroom onxy and just fall

[@regret3311]

You’re probably a mush by the time you reach the bottom

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825]

@@regret3311 you become a smoothie when you reach the end

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Ow, jesus, falling down carpeted stairs hurts, I don't wanna give those fuckers an armor stat

[@microwave311]

I have landed on my ass slipping down stairs hard enough to tear my gluteus maximus I really don't wish it on anyone

[@darshin95]

come back to this every now and then to hear Charlie dunk on NYC.

[@danilosVEVO]

This apartment is like that one guy in minecraft who makes an entire house of diamond blocks and thinks it looks good

[@nickjklol]

This comment is like the 700 other top comments saying the same fucking thing.

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

Accurate.

[@addictedtoRS]

@@nickjklol Only thing that kids can relate anything to is Minecraft

[@peachy_lili]

@@addictedtoRS I'm 38 and it's the first thing I thought of because everything's so goddamn sharp.

[@basilmybeloved7170]

Dont call me out

[@hekter2364]

This is the prime example of "No matter how much money you have. You just can't buy good taste"

[@generalyido]

Or alternatively the guy had covid 19 when he bought that place.

[@hekter2364]

@@generalyido LMFAO

[@MindaugasSnegirevas]

@@generalyido Who asked?

[@ScratchyPack]

@@MindaugasSnegirevas don't be an asshole mate

[@rustyshackleford7503]

This is adorable. She's trying so hard to make it sound worth the price.

[@arnahunas4048]

A for effort honestly. She didn’t have much to work with.

[@jout738]

Its horrible effort, when she actually has no single clue what 39 million apartment comes with. I saw that 39 million apartment is hugh white house, where you get extra super cars with it, hugh swimming pool, hugh cinema inside it, a lot wine bottles you can enjoy and great privacy with nice view to the sun in evening in the mountains of Los Angeles. Her house is to me is worth like 500 thousand dollars, when its booring as shite with just booring white and black stone building with uncomfortable seats with not all the other benefits that I said earlier, so you need there always listen the annoying loud New York traffic sound, so to me you would be absolutely idiotos moron, if you bought that house, when then you have actually no clue what is best to buy with a lot money.

[@thexg0d833]

this apartment is made for the VIPs of squid game 😂😂

[@DannyDoggedYou]

@@jout738 do u not know how to spell huge?

[@LunarEleven]

Yeahhh... She mentions "flow" repeatedly because that's the only thing acceptable about it, it's like trying to sell a car by saying it has doors that conveniently open to seats you can then sit in. I don't expect Charlie to know this but "flow" refers to the floorplan, not aesthetic design elements. It just means traffic can *flow* easily through each area. Even the most basic, shitty apartment could boast a "nice flow" because it just means the floorplan follows a template that has been standardized over centuries.

[@owieczkacs]

9:02 "ofcourse the bathroom is fully made out of marble because everything here is made out of marble... i wouldn't be surprised if the host is made out of marble" - i am fuckin rolling on floor laughing

[@astre1515]

I love how the entire place is just, chairs, fire places, marbles and sharp edges.

[@voetbal4696]

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ganJY56OgrGmj9k

[@adhamhazwan231]

@@voetbal4696 *no one cares*

[@eer6054]

Well said lad.

[@frozensalt6174]

2050 prisons be like:

[@rynz_2893]

best comment ever rotflmao

[@Boo-lz7fm]

Her "favorites" 1. Marble 2. Sitting 3. Sitting near fireplace 4. Fireplace outside 5. Sitting near fireplace outside 6. *M O R E M A R B L E*

[@goodpeople2953]

You forgot ENTERTAINING

[@lineasevenadam5009]

Rdr2 viking stone ?

[@Fowlware]

ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT,

[@Monetenbursche]

Sitting near marble fireplace outside

[@puggy4891]

eNtErTaInInG

[@EmperorSigismund]

This looks like the level you go to murder a billionaire Illuminati conspirator in a stealth action game.

[@luigiwithashotgun2196]

New rare insult?

[@xjdszn4378]

I love this comment. It wouldn’t make sense but this is going to be my senior quote.Thanks!

[@kappnk9821]

It looks like a map in hitman 3.

[@s.b.4228]

Lmao

[@Spubbily01]

Golden Comment

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

This place is gonna burn down before anyone can even be invited over💀

[@finalfroggitapproaches6418]

Can you imagine trying to walk around this apartment in socks? You’d slip and fall and crack your head open on the corner of a random giant slab of marble before you could even light the first fireplace.

[@lavaboatcubesupportsukrain7539]

I wonder what it would be like walking around in it barefoot 🦶 I think the floor would be cold. When she mentioned in floor heating she was in the bathroom she didn’t say anything about the other floors being heated

[@aj32384]

I love that it all comes back to the fireplaces lmao

[@boogs799]

Somebody should make a video game of this. Your quest is to light all the fireplaces without dying. There can be varying levels. Final level being you drunk, and just got out of the shower when the power goes out.

[@JamesAC17GA]

It's style over comfort, baby!

[@CZpersi]

Socks? Even better, try it in high-heels.

[@mazarine_44]

if this apartment ever collapses the downstairs neighbor has a 0% chance of surviving. instantly crushed by 50 tons of fancy fucking marble

[@pl3bx]

Only way its gonna collapse is from jet fuel

[@SpencerONeil]

@@pl3bx omg shut up

[@gabuscus9108]

@@SpencerONeil ?

[@temxasred3086]

Even if the neighbor survives death by crushing they're probably gonna get fucking decapitated on those edges

[@oniplus4545]

@@SpencerONeil who hurt you bruh?

[@lycan6432]

It's like a younger me making a "palace" in Minecraft that's just a hut made of diamond and emerald but someone actually sank 39 mil into it.

[@ms.x1669]

OMG this is painfully accurate

[@Dhdowned]

haha ikr

[@couriersix4544]

Based

[@wasquash]

Wow

[@wasquash]

@@couriersix4544 skdjjahhzh h SaME PErsoN???

[@Zerviscos]

I'm more amazed by the movers who probably broke their back carrying all thoses marbled furniture. Either that or they literally carved those out in that apartment.

[@Naurfae]

This looks like a minecraft house built in creative: "And here's my atrocious diamond block kitchen counter. It's horrible, but very expensive."

[@seanmacguire8148]

when I was a kid I made a whole ass building out of diamond blocks thinking it would be beautiful and luxurious, I'd rather live in that pixel shithole than in this 39$ apartment

[@bayrakmusti1]

That apartment even had a furnance wall and campfire everywhere. The architect of this apartment designed that shit in minecraft for real

[@cirrusupdraft]

Why did I read this in LukeTheNotable’s voice?

[@OnlyMichaelJackson]

@@seanmacguire8148 "pixel shithole" has me screaming

[@Малэволензэ]

"IT'S VERY EXPENSIVE" ~Mr. Dink, from _Doug_

[@SuperWiiBros08]

this could be like rich people's challenge: "try to spend a week on this shitty expensive apartment"

[@pixelsonascreen5043]

Ye

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

If you made a homeless person live there for 5 days they would leave in 4

[@pixelsonascreen5043]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real they'd refuse to enter

[@senorcaruso8711]

So a Mr. Beast Video?

[@lenarratorsocietyofsuperio2731]

Gone Wrong, gone séxual

[@bigsoda4276]

Every time she says "entertaining" I picture a really awkward family gathering where everybody feels like they have to be there but nobody is having fun.

[@bmiller7419]

I can only imagine a low resolution stock photo of people cheering with gritted teeth and fake smiles, clearly uncomfortable

[@dudee499]

It baffles me that you didn’t say that you wanted to strangle her, every time she said that

[@Fowlware]

ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT,

[@nick1834]

We have to go they spent 39 million

[@Demolitions75]

Have you seen the marble yet? YOU NEED TO SEE ALL THE MARBLE. LOOK AT MY MARBLE

[@D0S81]

i can imagine the people who buy this house when they die. their eulogy goes something like ''ah yes, we mourn the passing of Johan Von Shprinklebutt. What he lacked in personality, he more than made up for in buying houses to live in that were way too expenisive. Who can forget the house with the Five fireplaces he owned. I bet Markiplier was kicking himself *that* day, because as we know, you can't entertain guests with five *ovens,* but throw in some fireplaces and the guests will have something to talk about for at *least* five whole minutes. And remember the all the marble, there was so much marble. in fact i think he held the record for having a floor in his house that was heavier than the entire building. And remember all the japanese wood he had along with all that marble? my god, it was like Scarfaces dream home come true. You could snort lines of coke off those surfaces and not worry about any getting lost in any crevices or cracks thanks to how smooth that shit was. Johan really did pull out all the stops when he bought that place. And lest we forget the en-suite bathroom that not only looked like a scene straight out of inception, but had enough sharp edges that, if you slipped on the wet bathroom floor, would send you to the emergency room. and who doesnt love a day out huh? ah yes, Johan, was always thinking of others like that bless him. He was so thoughtful that he even had those two chez lounges made of, no not marble haha....onyx, sharp as shit onyx. I still remember the time that me and my wife tried them and the pillow slipped and we both smacked our heads off the edge of the beautiful looking onyx, which was only more glorious as the blood red accented the colour of the stone fabulously. 39 stitches we got that day, it was so entertaining. and who can forget Johans home office. remember when he'd play that trick by telling people to come in to the office, and he'd be sitting in the chair behind the table shaped like a dog turd. he would slowly turn around in the chair stroking a cat whilst wearing a solid metal balaclava and say ''welcome mister bond'' it was so funny *everytime* he did that bit, and he did it a lot. and so we commit Johan to the earth in his coffin made of marble with edges so sharp it practically cut the hole itself as it was being lowered to the ground. we will miss you and your apartment Johan...we will miss you''

[@mademoiselleLN]

I love how she doesn't say "spend time with your friends" but "entertain your friends" as if they were some creature that needed to sit around in that all marble house with fire everywhere

[@Quasiguambo]

The ideal reptilian habitat lol.

[@georgiishmakov9588]

@@Quasiguambo so THAT's who it's for! it all makes sense now!!!

[@Zydraxis]

friends prisoners poteto potato

[@themushroom_dude]

Correction: Your friends who worship fire

[@Charlie-kk5bc]

Their friend’s are probably marble

[@Adamskaish]

The way everything gets made of one material makes it feel more like some kid's Minecraft home.

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Especially considering everything is squared and everything has super sharp edges

[@evann03]

You nailed it

[@krenkrillx5161]

I think the worst part is everything is the same but it all looks so out of place

[@jokkepokke95]

If most of this shit was wood instead of various kinds of expensive stone, it would look incredible. But this is just, a rich person using expensive materials purely for the fact that it's expensive So ugly

[@walkerpierce5446]

@@krenkrillx5161 That's what makes it even worse.

[@3_14pie]

First rule of Minecraft house building: never use the same block for the floor and the walls

[@chrisp6710]

Here I am using cobblestone for everything lol

[@snowfoxxie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@PixsicleStudios]

2nd rule: crafting table has to be right beside a furnace

[@coolname1571]

@@chrisp6710 tf you building a fucking dungeon?

[@SHHM_007SK]

Fr

[@YokiDokiPanic]

I have an interior design degree. And NONE of this makes any sense. The walking lines are jagged and don't flow, the sight lines are uneven, the materials either don't match or are too much. People also think that marble is this super rare expensive stone, but it's the diamond of architecture. It's artificially inflated in value.

[@pancutio]

Marble can be a beautiful accent while decorating, but this is just the definition of not knowing when to stop

[@Camibug]

Money does NOT buy taste

[@aMilling]

I think the client just wanted everything at once, because I don't think a self respecting architect would want a décor that clashes with itself.

[@FUnazis]

Big true. I like the look of marble, generally speaking, I think it's beautiful. But I have never seen it look so out of place and just generally... off-putting before. It's like the people who made this actively tried to make everything look as unappealing as they possible can. It's honestly amazing, but in a bad way.

[@aMilling]

@@FUnazis Yes it's shocking, I feel so bad for the people that had to design it. Because when it comes down to it, you have to give the client what they want (if it's actually possible, and they want to pay) because you're an adviser. I've worked at both and architect firm and an engineering firm, and the client sometimes have the dumbest ideas, and it's hard to stop them XD.

[@repeatbot]

And the marble is so damn cold in winter. I was thinking: "Wood, lady, use the damn wood!"

[@Mecz2]

This absolutely looks like the sort of place a Wall Street Chad would own, have a party and accidentally kill a stripper on one of those stone corners.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

"Accidentally."

[@derKischda]

That would be terrible because marple dissolves when you use the wrong cleaning components.

[@chad5577]

Keep my name out of your mouth

[@huzaifaazhar9135]

Let's see Paul Allen's 39 Million Dollar Appartment

[@RillianGrant]

@@derKischda You mean fluoroantimonic acid isn't for cleaning?

[@schnitzelthunder7692]

This 100% reminds me of when squidward traveled into the future and everything was made of chrome but with marble instead of chrome

[@jmal]

FFFFFUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRREEEEEE!!!!!

[@hannahcarolan2521]

Top comment well done 👌🏻👏🏻

[@KronoriumKid]

@@jmal (throws brick on head)

[@AM23.]

Sb129

[@chloel2961]

HAHAHA such an awesome comment.

[@heffergodwyne5942]

The apartment equivalent of putting on all designer clothes and saying you got drip

[@THEZWARRIORWAR]

Isn’t that what drip means?

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

@@THEZWARRIORWAR nah, drip means you look good wearing it, not like a technicolour zebra

[@platinumbrain]

@@THEZWARRIORWAR Drip summarized, "Good looking outfit." There yah go, simplified

[@ravenvinnie6062]

A hot take I agree with. Mix and match folks. Accent, don't saturate. Or do what you want, I'm just an asshole on the internet.

[@THEZWARRIORWAR]

@@platinumbrain ahhhh I had no idea.

[@thebathroom6327]

"The bathroom is made out of marble" And yes, thank you, I wanted to *slip and die* everytime I take a shower

[@reid8469]

I hate dying when I get out of the shower ):

[@jommisalami]

you can shower, but you can only shower once. choose wisely.

[@nadapenny8592]

Hideous AND dangerous

[@20rcRules]

Perfect for someone rich who want a cheap divorce.

[@bitww9734]

That is if you even make it up the 3 story marble staircase without breaking your neck

[@kalebrooks6833]

she sounded like a broken ai that only has “entertaining” and “marbles” left in her vocabulary

[@smartbombhd3496]

And favourite

[@williamrobinson8981]

And clad

[@blooperest]

And gorgeous

[@pumpkinhead69]

Cave man home with expensive rocks

[@wpeniche]

Gorgeous fireplace clad with entertaining marble

[@tedytarrify]

A masterclass in interior (and exterior) design critique. There is nothing this man can not do.

[@spacemarine4349]

If a John Wick scene took place in here 70% of the kills would just be bad guys getting their faces smashed on all those sharp edges

[@maxpayne69.]

Or grilled in one of the fireplaces

[@Austinm306]

@@maxpayne69. entertainment

[@markdriscoll8119]

This totally looks like a place John Wick would kill 20 henchmen.

[@ADee99s]

They don't even need to be smashed. Every two days, someone would just die over the sharp edges or slip.

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

The other 30% would them dying by how ugly the furniture was.

[@mikeschmit7125]

9:26 "This is the place you can entertain 20 of your best friends" I'm doubtful Barbara, I don't see a fire in sight...

[@kevvvvj]

All of the fake friends too lol

[@ac2raw]

This deserves more likes

[@aoikumi1097]

who does on entire planet have 20 best friends?

[@owendarkhome86]

I’m sure this shit apartment has to be limited to 20 guests because of a weight limit due to all the damn marble. If BFF #21 walks in, the whole building will probably collapse.

[@TheCarpenterUnion]

@@owendarkhome86 the weight jokes are funny, but in all honesty it's painfully obvious nobody talking about the weight has ever paid attention to how much concrete a parking structure, for instance, contains.

[@nukiesduke6868]

This marble craze is super weird. Even like middle class folks love marble and have tons of marble in their kitchens and bathrooms. Having the walls with it is so weird. Like it doesn't even look that nice.

[@andyc9902]

It's stupid. I have a normal wall. Gave a wall paper of marble design 😅 I usually get good comments I laugh it off. Lol 🤣

[@flipperbooch2194]

Marble countertop is as far as I’ll go, but only as the accent peice too, as the counter for the island. Not the rest of the kitchen

[@EvilRakdos]

I pity the lady who had to pitch this thing. God bless her soul, she tried.

[@4nn13h7]

I just had an uplifting thought: what if all of that ugly shit is actually acrylic instead of marble, onyx and African wood. And what if she is just the most daring con artist of all time? There is a narrative I could get behind.

[@triple7marc]

@@4nn13h7 She’s just the realtor.

[@Someone-sc5lw]

@@4nn13h7 The Great Pretender season 3

[@nettaatzili1936]

She sounds so unconvinced.

[@samvalentine9243]

Of course she tried. Can you imagine the commission if someone actually buys this heap of stone?

[@FredCracklin]

I'm betting this used to belong to either a boxer, a rapper, or the world's richest marble enthusiast.

[@grantmalone]

Nah, it'll be the son of an oil-rich sultan or someone like that.

[@soupman9038]

Nah bro it's that diamond tester guy from tiktok

[@Oceaniac]

@@grantmalone the furniture and aesthetics don’t reflect modern Arabian interior design

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

So the entire flooring of the bathroom where you walk around with *wet feet* is made of a notoriously hard material that you're not only gonna slip on, but you're gonna cave in your skull on

[@runed0s86]

Wax the steps for teleportation and a concussion

[@Dong_Harvey]

I'm pretty sure I'd get lost in that WWII dazzle-pattern labyrinth of glass doors and wet floors.. it felt like a secret pocket dimension of the Matrix Y'know, like the one that the Architect lives in

[@amathy9690]

you can buy shower shoes and anti-slip mats for like $10 also not sure where you heard that marble is notoriously hard, marble is a 3-4 on the mohs scale and is known for being easy to crack, chip, etc.

[@Raffo90771]

I think this work like the old Pokemon game panel that make you spinning forward

[@Nonexistent_creature]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

6:51 to be fair.....nightmares are dreams as well.

[@kobold_sushi_executive_chef]

It's like when Squidward went to the future, instead of everything being made of chrome it's all made of marble and over-varnished Japanese maple

[@trequor]

That bathroom is an actual death trap... get that marble wet and you'll be slipping and sliding and cracking your skull on something. It's like a Saw trap.

[@mono.isgtds]

ice level.

[@the0barn]

Looks like "dazzle camo" for old WWII warships

[@mono.isgtds]

@@the0barn exactly what I thought

[@lexidiusBS]

if you spill water on that bathroom floor you'll never find it again. you're trapped in that one corner for all eternity because any step you take is a death wish.

[@memecream5834]

Just slide

[@wpeniche]

@@memecream5834 on your belly

[@sandmans5980]

@@memecream5834 with broken ribs

[@jetseal8437]

@@sandmans5980 next to the fire

[@SpaceMonkeyBoi]

@@jetseal8437 I shoved raw uranium up my butt

[@dareak98]

This is the irl equivalent to a diamond house then switching to survival in Minecraft

[@poffpoff1]

Slipping on any surface in this apartment is a death sentence. The floor is also made of the most slippery material you can imagine, and the wall patterns are enough to blind you. I'm convinced the previous owner is moving out because of some near death epiphany.

[@itsajoke4035]

When she says “It’s like a dream come true” I have to agree with her just because all of the random things in this apartment that don’t go together and all of the different colors and designs is literally something that I would randomly dream about

[@wisteriafleur3522]

Yeah, the whole apartment is a fucking fever dream come true

[@Pisolithus]

Hey remember that dream I told you about? Yeah, the one made completely of marble, with the tub made of zebra rock and a fire hazard surround system for entertainment. Well I built it *dies of marble*

[@MaddyDoesStuff]

Had me in the first half, ngl.

[@SamuelTrademarked]

it's a bad LSD trip come true, not a dream

[@xXKris_DreemurrXx]

Some of the walls look like something out of afraid of monsters.

[@tnd1488]

"Can't believe I'm stationed in Markath, even the beds are made out of stone."

[@jimjimson6208]

lmao

[@CR-kr9cs]

Underrated comment

[@derekhuie9410]

Hey at least if a dragon attacks we know the razor table will survive to torture others

[@lasko2]

What game is that from?

[@lasko2]

@@jimjimson6208 game?

[@willknowsright9615]

I am a Junior architect and have just recently graduated architecture school, and I have to say, Penguinz0 is 1000 percent correct on this one. The layout of this building looks like someone copy pasted a McMansion and compressed it to fit the square footage requirements of an apartment. From what I have seen of the interior, I mean.....my god dude. It is a cacophony of gaudy elements all of which do not complement each other.

[@stephengrigg5988]

I feel bad for the construction workers, they worked their ass off and did amazing work in service to the worst designer possible.

[@voetbal4696]

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ganJY56OgrGmj9k

[@s3cr3tpassword]

Nah it’s fine. You can tell the construction work is extremely well done. Literally everyone is shirking in the stupid design and the marketing. Any single piece actually looks quite good, just the stupid design

[@b-ner2616]

At least they got paid lmao

[@mamaslilboy9900]

I guarantee you walking up/down those marble stairs in anything other than the world's grippiest shoes is a death sentence. You go down that shit in socks and you break the sound barrier and disintegrate as soon as you hit the bottom like the guy from Scott Pilgrim.

[@nanaosei6613]

This took me out 😂😂😂😂

[@egoblin1351]

Interesting

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

Holy shit your right that would be scary as shit

[@bruhpopoppoop2759]

Going up in socks u gonna lose yo teeth

[@papasauce234]

That's very true, I didn't think of that

[@qaulwart]

Alternative title: *We used AI for interior design. Here is what happened.*

[@Little-wig]

designed on sims

[@floof_hair3857]

I’m starting to sense a pattern in these Tom Scott videos

[@GoatMan64]

True

[@The1nheritor]

lol

[@OldSchoolRoomba]

that’s disrespectful to AI, at least they don’t make shit this terrible

[@Cam_Can_Play]

This apartment is like that one Spongebob episode where Squidward went to the future and everything was chrome, except replace the chrome with marble.

[@sarahrose1119]

This looks like one of those apartments that a “rise and grind” *self-made* dude would record his daily morning routine video in

[@Rae-sd5oq]

This place is deadass just Dre Drexler's evil lair

[@kovu8186]

LOLL

[@libertia]

@@Rae-sd5oq bro why would you say that name?? my girlfriend just left me

[@benaldridge6341]

Rise and grind XD

[@hourz]

I can already hear the commentary with an accent.

[@stanglica9344]

I rate this apartment 1/10 Reason: Not enough marble.

[@delilasloan8914]

Lol I love this comment

[@theboi396]

ikr.. they only used 75% of the workds surplus of marble why not use it all amiright

[@Oinkoinkmurderorsmth]

Maybe you should manage your expectations a little bit. 🤨🙄/s

[@catsarelame4508]

Yes to much color

[@voetbal4696]

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ganJY56OgrGmj9k

[@PopTartNeko]

Imagine how cold that apartment is in the winter with stone and marble everything. Must be why they needed 4 fireplaces.

[@patt7866]

They have heated floors.

[@oom-3262]

Those don't even heat, they are decorative fireplaces. I would be surprised if they gave more heat than a candle.

[@r3al_darkmatter355]

Everywhere you step it's gonna feel like a block of ice

[@ConfettiCasket]

Meanwhile in the summer with all the windows the sun will make every surface in the house scorching hot.

[@alstillplays]

Me: watches one penguinz0 video My entire youtube recommendation list: penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0 penguinz0

[@qazsurfer]

I would get depressed living here so fast. None of this feels like a home. All the black marble and mismatched furniture makes me sad

[@Cookivirus]

I guess it is depending on the person Someone who grew up rich in a house like this wouldn't be bothered But others are used to smaller and warmer(not literally) houses

[@kosiqueensly4506]

None of this seems functional. Like how would you come hone after work and relax? Or have friends over? Over cook all day in the kitchen? You’d probably impale yourself first before than. And how would kids even live there, they’d accidentally kill themselves

[@Neo_Geisha]

@@kosiqueensly4506 Any kid living there would probably purposely kill themselves.

[@DASVIZ0R]

I swear rich people are an entirely different species of human.

[@hunterurban5465]

@@DASVIZ0R I can't see even rich people liking this

[@lizsmith247]

This is the literal manifestation of “Money can’t buy you taste”

[@FreeDEO]

@@floweyfangirl69420 they had it right the first time

[@ShadowNova300]

to add on that "Just because its expensive doesn't mean its comfortable." I'd rather sit in my current PC chair than any of the ones they showed.

[@kewlkidsklub4207]

You couldn’t be more right

[@ゆう-t6w5w]

@@FreeDEO they didnt

[@owenyin3316]

@@ゆう-t6w5w they did, lol

[@SN27671]

„I would never leave this bathroom“ You definitely won’t if you slip

[@karma-queenofflames376]

Lol! My thoughts exactly.

[@kaicaspelherr9876]

This is the equivalent of building a house out of diamond blocks in minecraft

[@Fwufikins]

7:43 I love how you have this bathroom completely covered in marble and sharp edges, but once you get to the toilet it's a cheap ass plastic high school bathroom toilet.

[@remygudas2040]

Who wants to sit their bare butt in cold sharp marble?

[@BlokHeadAnim]

@@remygudas2040 For $39 million fucking dollars, that thing better at least have a fancy ass toilet lid

[@cecilyerker]

@@remygudas2040 They could have got a fancy Japanese toilet at least

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

@@BlokHeadAnim or at least be a self cleaning toilet that reads bedtime stories to ur prisone-erghhh I mean children!

[@viperium6666]

frl I was expecting a there to be a solid gold throne for a toilet

[@vinnycoco9321]

12 years old me designing my house in the sims with every single most expensive furnitures

[@linnarlobe4939]

Lol yes

[@JustArcher19]

Yeah, that's what he said

[@noxturnaI]

Relatable

[@Dopesmoker720]

Well you still type like 12 year old you

[@miri745]

Rosebud

[@etl2474]

“Something that you’ll never see again.” Wow, really? Good.

[@user-ol9we8zb9h]

lol

[@DoMa94]

Thank god

[@CaptainKay0]

I’m howling laughing at your commentary. Holy shit 😂 you’re doing more roasting than a wealthy entertained fireplace enthusiast

[@airstrike9002]

the architect was probably like: "Grug need fire, Grug need stone."

[@SpazzMatticusTheGreat]

Lmfao

[@tackyoptic]

Best comment.

[@pnz6ausfj779]

Grug have better taste

[@strucktwice6067]

@@pnz6ausfj779 Stfu making me laugh in public

[@conjared2803]

Grug needs marble

[@cottereyre]

"The bathroom here is something you will never see again." "I would never leave this bathroom." Her wording is... concerning, to say the least.

[@Funkyhydra]

I also like how many things are "her favorite"

[@ganjagank4787]

Yes I do think thank you for asking sex bot

[@user-x-00]

@@ganjagank4787 I do too thank the sex bot

[@user-x-00]

Also I feel like the moment u buy this house, that lady is gonna morph into a demon and sacrifice you in the bathtub hence y you can’t live even if you wanted to

[@manictiger]

Eh, I could see it. It'd make a great bondage dungeon.

[@jarviscat1237]

The only reason why someone would stay in that bathroom is because they couldn't stop throwing up looking at it

[@antssr_9106]

Oof

[@KyleGD]

endless loop

[@commondirtbagz7130]

@@KyleGD *throws up, then looks around...throws up again*.

[@KyleGD]

@@commondirtbagz7130 xd

[@ghostkill221]

I thought the bathroom was the only part that looked decent lol.

[@creaks6488]

This entire thing is a fucking death trap, cold floors, infinite fire places and marble everywhere.

[@DiscordOfDave]

I think what hurts the most is that this apartment had potential. If they replaced 3/4 of that marble with a light colored wood or something that had a more regular pattern, it could be beautiful.

[@spidercrip0927]

not 39 mil beautiful

[@youngfinance6319]

@@spidercrip0927 well location is why it costs that much. That same apartment would probably cost 400k in texas

[@davigurgel2040]

@@spidercrip0927 it wouldn't cost 39mil if it weren't made of marble, you could make the place much nicer and sell it cheaper and still profit more because of less construction cost

[@spidercrip0927]

@@youngfinance6319 still not worth 39 mil

[@DiscordOfDave]

@@spidercrip0927 It ain’t 39 million dollars worth of beautiful right now, anyway. Getting rid of the marble would at least give wider appeal.

[@Sam-vz8pm]

She said "this is my favorite part" so many times I lost count

[@joinsideke]

Perfect for entertaining~

[@Blowhole6969]

WHAT IS YOUR ACTUAL FAVORITE PART WOMAN?!?! THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!!!

[@Schmixed]

I love the fireplace it's so unique

[@AddieSteri]

That was my favorite part

[@Sam-vz8pm]

@@Blowhole6969 probably the fireplace