Horrible $39 Million Apartment

This is the greatest apartment of All Time

[@isakhedberg7561]

This whole apartment looks like when 9-year-old me built a minecraft house entirely out of diamond, iron and gold blocks.

[@oofining4659]

Underrated lmao

[@basic-os]

Ah the Ore Tower

[@skinchen]

LOL

[@cargbin]

i bet that house looked way better than this

[@tvgaming2132]

Except I would rather live where my walls are bright yellow,blue,green,etc Than marble fucking everywhere

[@princekyros]

I like how her definition of entertainment is: 1. Sitting 2. Sitting next to fire

[@anthares96]

3. sitting next to fire outside

[@brazencoronet17]

4. Sitting on uncomfortable chair next to fire outside

[@wofuu2353]

5.admiring the marble

[@adrianwelgemoed9562]

Onix

[@smithwimm1575]

7.Fire

[@johantitulaer1052]

The reason it has so many fireplaces is so you can warp between the bonfires. Walking is too dangerous as you might slip and crack your head open on the marble edges.

[@HarrHarrHarrify]

Lol

[@JulieKeys]

where do u get the lordvessel from? ahh, the 4 lords of real estate.

[@aminedjemai-zoughlache9058]

Ngl its a really good one xDDDD

[@Dickmaster-adam]

This shit is firelink shrine confirmed

[@fabianustertius6460]

just like ted beneke but worse

[@Omega97DX]

This is just the real life equivalent of making a house out of diamond blocks in minecraft. There's no regard for aesthetics and the whole shtick is that it's made of expensive materials.

[@KeitieKalopsia]

OMFG IT IS

[@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing]

Atleast those have some colour, that being the blue of the diamond.

[@Mc4est]

"Marble" "Onyx" "Wood" "Fire in every corner" Sounds like a Minecraft house.

[@Mage-7734]

Very true

[@FabioKun]

Too bad they didnt use shaders to at least attempt to make it look good

[@Baer99Z]

Honestly I've built nicer looking Minecraft houses than this and my aesthetic is terrible hahah

[@Mc4est]

@@Baer99Z they have stone slab beds tho..

[@Mc4est]

@@FabioKun it is already rtx on.

[@helpimtrappedinikea6975]

“you’ll never see another bathroom like this again” good

[@bruhyougood3764]

My bathroom is a bucket

[@nahmane7510]

I read that like Joey Diaz and I died 🤣🤣

[@J0EYisnumber1]

underrated comment

[@plasmass_]

I hope

[@H1ghStarYT]

The only comment were I blew air out of my nose

[@goobermcnoober8140]

As a fireplace enthusiast I can confirm that this is the best apartment I've ever seen

[@Coolroblox-ns8cu]

If you move into that apartment it will be the last one you see

[@shazbot7192]

do you have a spare $39M? Might get it cheaper now this vid has had nearly 6M views!

[@velvetbees]

The fireplaces are because it would be hella cold with all the freaking marble. Also, what is that velvet on the walls hiding? Why aren't there any painted sheetrock walls?

[@Murtagh15]

you would need to wear a helmet at all times in this house

[@sakujosakujosakujo9800]

In all fairness, only a person, who wears a helmet their whole life, would buy this place.

[@danilosVEVO]

This apartment is like that one guy in minecraft who makes an entire house of diamond blocks and thinks it looks good

[@nickjklol]

This comment is like the 700 other top comments saying the same fucking thing.

[@memeurr--dreemurr8530]

Accurate.

[@addictedtoRS]

@@nickjklol Only thing that kids can relate anything to is Minecraft

[@xXluluchanelXx]

@@addictedtoRS I'm 38 and it's the first thing I thought of because everything's so goddamn sharp.

[@basilmybeloved7170]

Dont call me out

[@soulassassin0g]

"I've never seen an apartment in New York City with an outdoor fireplace." People burning trash in an alley: "Speak for yourself."

[@lolIdunno]

This comment made me think of one character and I’m genuinely so disappointed in myself omfg

[@user-kl6lo7hx4w]

This comment is great

[@silent-hills]

@@lolIdunno Which character?

[@lazuli1086]

Underrated 1.6k likes

[@lolIdunno]

@@silent-hills i don’t speak of that

[@wallstreetsplooge]

The concept of a "home office" has basically been broken down to shelves for pictures and books you don't read, with a single miserable desk to put a laptop on. What are you going to accomplish in a room like that beyond writing an email? And why do you need a dedicated room for it? Nobody paying for a multimillion dollar living space is running an LLC. This is madness

[@Awsmoe-Cat-Drawing]

“This is madness” This! Is! SPARTAAA!

[@YaBoyfelipe]

You don’t know Iman Gadzhi

[@reid3031]

Rule of thumb: Once a living space goes above $5M, it starts getting substantially worse in every way

[@HawooAwoo]

This woman talking about her "favorite" things about this apartment sounds like a youtuber talking about their "favorite" thing about a sponsored mobile game

[@Bandrik]

I was thinking a very similar thing. The whole "this is my favorite part..." felt so forced

[@kylemcgill2966]

She wants her free 500 silver if she signs up now and joins the clan.

[@dianabanana594]

Raid shadow legends 🥸

[@unclegardener]

@@kylemcgill2966 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Michael-et9sz]

@@dianabanana594 nord VPN

[@doleboi5969]

The whole apartment feels like an inside joke between interior designers that we just don’t get.

[@mookinbabysealfurmittens]

"Remember the 70s? Let's get drunk and do that. 8-figure budget, bay-bee! Hi5!" ಠ_ಠ

[@yaboimahilez9916]

@@mookinbabysealfurmittens YES.

[@stingray5718]

Like they were competing to make the ugliest room possible

[@noahwhite3528]

Every joke is an inside joke when it comes to interior design

[@damianosplay9457]

@@noahwhite3528 r/technicallythetruth

[@TheDiamondMaskBSS]

Charlie, I live in New York City, I've been here for over 10 years. And I have to say, your "biased" take on the noise and feeling of ny is unbelievably accurate. So hard to sleep sometimes because of the noise, fireworks pop outside every week or two at like midnight.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

I lived in NYC for a short time twice, in BK. I absolutely loved it. Of course, I wanted to live in Manhattan. Having grown up in a suburban/rural area 30 min. from Charlie, I'm actually drawn to Manhattan. I love the noise. I love the smell. However, apartments in NYC are far too small for their prices. The cost of living is ludicrous. I realized it's not somewhere I'd want to live unless I was wealthy.

[@FLQueerLiberal1982]

@uNnHkP8mza While, yes, I do enjoy the humor style that Mark Twain mastered (and is still the best there ever was) - and, yes, I applaud my satire as being pretty damn good - no, I must say, this is not satire. I love NYC, including the stuff non-New Yorkers love. Even the sh*tty, grouchy attitudes.

[@pokehybridtrainer]

Been in Queens most of my life in NY. Suburbs are getting rough while costs of living skyrocketed. For as much as I can't get a studio in the 5 boroughs for 2500, only 1200 for a 2 bedroom apartment and looking for a home in DE. Great to visit, but unless you are born into money, not to live.

[@mikaross4671]

I lived in Harlem NYC for the best 30 years of my life. When i left nyc, I had no idea how nice it was to sleep with the sounds of the bugs and forest animals. It's so peaceful. Whenever my friends visited, I used to let them know the fireworks were most likely gun shots. lmao

[@daniel-davis]

Dude this is the quiet kid that sits in the back of class dream home. All dark, cold, has a pyromaniac feel, has a feel like only a murdering maniac lives here

[@Kiki-zo6qm]

The whole bathroom is made out of a slippery stone and if you are a little wet you will actually never leave it. Imagine having wet feet and falling on to the vibranium bath tub.

[@semicolone]

i wont be shocked if somebody already died there

[@alexhettick9406]

Even worse is the bath tub also has sharp edges

[@thenigerianprince7017]

@@semicolone and his spirit haunts people. That's why is made for cult members,they prey the spirit

[@Freekymoho]

@@alexhettick9406 looks pretty uncomfortable too, you'd have to sit up straight in it, no lying down at all

[@b_happy3288]

@@thenigerianprince7017 The Lore

[@GamerSisters]

The literal only reason this place is so expensive is because it's entirely made out of marble. This place is literally just a fancy cave. You're surrounded by rocks and stone and your only source of entertainment is making a fire.

[@ariezon]

Makes you think if this is a money laundring scheme

[@thunderouswanderer7753]

Dang our ancestors did that for free!

[@columbanproductions55]

The amount of marble reminds me of Turkmenistan

[@LazyGuyCoyote]

Ooga fucking booga

[@rasta6603]

Mmmmmmm fire hot

[@darshin95]

come back to this every now and then to hear Charlie dunk on NYC.

[@Moons_broken_right_eye]

This place is gonna burn down before anyone can even be invited over💀

[@str8_krillin_it470]

This is the equivalent of going into creative mode and making a house out of diamond blocks when your 10 years old.

[@nicksparky1191]

you’remst

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

That sounds like something that mr beast would do

[@fxziongoon3531]

@@airplanes_aren.t_real mr breast gib monee

[@rystat]

Made of expensive stuff but looks like crap

[@airplanes_aren.t_real]

@@rystat you could get a better apartment with half of the money

[@SumMonkey]

This looks like an apartment you pay in GTA V by buying out the most expensive upgrades and not actually paying attention to how it looks.

[@prodn0body]

Legit looks like the penthouse once you deck it out but somehow even worse

[@SumMonkey]

@no or maybe yes Bro imagine stubbing ur toe in that apartment on god i wouldn't even want that for my worst enemies

[@ScrewThisMFGame]

Yeah the casino penthouse is a clusterfuck b

[@BierBart12]

All that marble reminded me of the yacht you can buy

[@nukiesduke6868]

This marble craze is super weird. Even like middle class folks love marble and have tons of marble in their kitchens and bathrooms. Having the walls with it is so weird. Like it doesn't even look that nice.

[@andyc9902]

It's stupid. I have a normal wall. Gave a wall paper of marble design 😅 I usually get good comments I laugh it off. Lol 🤣

[@flipperbooch2194]

Marble countertop is as far as I’ll go, but only as the accent peice too, as the counter for the island. Not the rest of the kitchen

[@D0S81]

i can imagine the people who buy this house when they die. their eulogy goes something like ''ah yes, we mourn the passing of Johan Von Shprinklebutt. What he lacked in personality, he more than made up for in buying houses to live in that were way too expenisive. Who can forget the house with the Five fireplaces he owned. I bet Markiplier was kicking himself *that* day, because as we know, you can't entertain guests with five *ovens,* but throw in some fireplaces and the guests will have something to talk about for at *least* five whole minutes. And remember the all the marble, there was so much marble. in fact i think he held the record for having a floor in his house that was heavier than the entire building. And remember all the japanese wood he had along with all that marble? my god, it was like Scarfaces dream home come true. You could snort lines of coke off those surfaces and not worry about any getting lost in any crevices or cracks thanks to how smooth that shit was. Johan really did pull out all the stops when he bought that place. And lest we forget the en-suite bathroom that not only looked like a scene straight out of inception, but had enough sharp edges that, if you slipped on the wet bathroom floor, would send you to the emergency room. and who doesnt love a day out huh? ah yes, Johan, was always thinking of others like that bless him. He was so thoughtful that he even had those two chez lounges made of, no not marble haha....onyx, sharp as shit onyx. I still remember the time that me and my wife tried them and the pillow slipped and we both smacked our heads off the edge of the beautiful looking onyx, which was only more glorious as the blood red accented the colour of the stone fabulously. 39 stitches we got that day, it was so entertaining. and who can forget Johans home office. remember when he'd play that trick by telling people to come in to the office, and he'd be sitting in the chair behind the table shaped like a dog turd. he would slowly turn around in the chair stroking a cat whilst wearing a solid metal balaclava and say ''welcome mister bond'' it was so funny *everytime* he did that bit, and he did it a lot. and so we commit Johan to the earth in his coffin made of marble with edges so sharp it practically cut the hole itself as it was being lowered to the ground. we will miss you and your apartment Johan...we will miss you''

[@cubiccorp8235]

“This bathroom here is something you’ll never see again” Thank god

[@sebastianroser9256]

Underrated comment

[@sethutterback5120]

She literally said that as I saw this comment I'm 💀💀💀

[@notash2388]

@@sethutterback5120 gender assumption????

[@sethutterback5120]

@@notash2388 no assumption dumbass literally a female said it

[@BwooHuraca]

Looked like Beetlejuice sprayed his diarrhea over it.

[@The_Horizon]

some rich guy will buy this but never live in it

[@BerryCrush19]

How's it feel to comment on every video?

[@holmesholmes.8784]

escape from 39 million dollar apartment

[@xeraphyx7903]

they have my respect

[@vksasdgaming9472]

Everybody knows that rich guys/gals who buy stiff are South American drug barons stashing their illegal funds and building bases for some brutal torture in US.

[@JamesPacardo]

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[@owieczkacs]

9:02 "ofcourse the bathroom is fully made out of marble because everything here is made out of marble... i wouldn't be surprised if the host is made out of marble" - i am fuckin rolling on floor laughing

[@Zerviscos]

I'm more amazed by the movers who probably broke their back carrying all thoses marbled furniture. Either that or they literally carved those out in that apartment.

[@mazarine_44]

if this apartment ever collapses the downstairs neighbor has a 0% chance of surviving. instantly crushed by 50 tons of fancy fucking marble

[@oneil6445]

@Ivan omg shut up

[@gabuscus9108]

@@oneil6445 ?

[@temxasred3086]

Even if the neighbor survives death by crushing they're probably gonna get fucking decapitated on those edges

[@oniplus4545]

@@oneil6445 who hurt you bruh?

[@yourstrulytk12]

hahahahahhahahahaaahhahhaaaa

[@NireFuster]

I love that the surfaces are made of not only slippery material, but the edges of the material are so hard that if you slip even once you're sure to fucking destroy your skull and bleed out naked in your own bathroom

[@johne7850]

Lol hard

[@nyxxiah2116]

or land on the corner at the jigsaw bar

[@amandaking4654]

Imagine trying to get out of that tub and you crack your skull open

[@grandmacat406]

you slit your own fucking stomach just from accidentally touching it

[@roji556]

You telling me that you’re not going to put a fucking mat down after spending 39 mil? Like tile is also slippery my guy, that’s what bathroom rugs are for

[@YokiDokiPanic]

I have an interior design degree. And NONE of this makes any sense. The walking lines are jagged and don't flow, the sight lines are uneven, the materials either don't match or are too much. People also think that marble is this super rare expensive stone, but it's the diamond of architecture. It's artificially inflated in value.

[@grubbybops5328]

This is the irl equivalent to a diamond house then switching to survival in Minecraft

[@jamalexa2006]

The apartment is a death trap. There are so many sharp corners, especially in the bathroom. One slip, anywhere in this place and it's your last.

[@gabbie07]

And you are 100% GOING to slip in this apartment, look how fucking shiny every single floor there is in there

[@RandallAgent]

And you're roommates won't hear you're screams due to blaring car horns outside.

[@glasshorse6893]

@@gabbie07 even if you dont hit a corner, just the fact its all solid marble everywhere means you could crack your head open

[@makinoshan2666]

lol ikr

[@aljazslemc9569]

I picture the owner's partner "designing" the apartment as a great way to early inheritance😛

[@jeddybongo4450]

This apartment is the visual representation of getting all the best stuff in the game and having no idea how to do anything with it

[@mrducky179]

spitting facts

[@gipsydangeramericasmonster9632]

@@mikeycrackson so basically lineage 2

[@realistsapex4912]

Like a kid in minecraft making a diamond house

[@ayrebhalsabe7404]

Persona 3

[@austinbevis4266]

Finally paris velvet! I can beat the boss now

[@notyourdamnbusiness8795]

6:51 to be fair.....nightmares are dreams as well.

[@HakoVadim6855]

4:52 The grill moment just broke me man…

[@HakoVadim6855]

I am still laughing when it comes to my mind.

[@carsondavis2468]

charlie i am a first year architecture student and i am confident every single student in my class could design a better apartment

[@lindi1108]

Axel vervoordt would puke. But tbh if axel vervoordt designed that it would probably cost 10x as much lmao

[@praisekek8606]

There better be rocks, metal and african wood

[@everdayimhustelin]

@@lindi1108 $39M is a lotta money

[@maryd9751]

Out of context bug good luck mam

[@erickhesch4260]

What college though?

[@yourmamom]

Imagine tripping down that "marble clad" staircase and having your body literally pulverized with every impact. Sounds great.

[@moonshiner-fg7vd]

imagine waking up in the morning from a potental hangover or just to get water and crack a rib due to having your whole bathroom onxy and just fall

[@regret3311]

You’re probably a mush by the time you reach the bottom

[@grzegorzbrzeczyszczykiewic5825]

@@regret3311 you become a smoothie when you reach the end

[@IsaacClodfelter]

Ow, jesus, falling down carpeted stairs hurts, I don't wanna give those fuckers an armor stat

[@microwave311]

I have landed on my ass slipping down stairs hard enough to tear my gluteus maximus I really don't wish it on anyone

[@willknowsright9615]

I am a Junior architect and have just recently graduated architecture school, and I have to say, Penguinz0 is 1000 percent correct on this one. The layout of this building looks like someone copy pasted a McMansion and compressed it to fit the square footage requirements of an apartment. From what I have seen of the interior, I mean.....my god dude. It is a cacophony of gaudy elements all of which do not complement each other.

[@tedytarrify]

A masterclass in interior (and exterior) design critique. There is nothing this man can not do.

[@Adamskaish]

The way everything gets made of one material makes it feel more like some kid's Minecraft home.

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Especially considering everything is squared and everything has super sharp edges

[@evann03]

You nailed it

[@krenkrillx5161]

I think the worst part is everything is the same but it all looks so out of place

[@jokkepokke95]

If most of this shit was wood instead of various kinds of expensive stone, it would look incredible. But this is just, a rich person using expensive materials purely for the fact that it's expensive So ugly

[@walkerpierce5446]

@@krenkrillx5161 That's what makes it even worse.

[@scrap_monkey695]

"You can see like 8 buildings and a car accident down below" I love the way his brain functions

[@arthurfine4284]

Definitely the snap back to reality kind of guy.

[@reezy9727]

Strange compliment

[@voetbal4696]

MOISTCRITIKAL EXPOSED FOR BEING A P*DO:bangbang::clown: kzbin.info/www/bejne/ganJY56OgrGmj9k

[@xybeasto]

@@voetbal4696 what. i havent clicked on that link but i can tell that this clown is just tryna get views for some 144p minecraft vid

[@grandam67yt24]

Aaaand he says that right as I read the comment.

[@Cheesypotato57]

That bathroom is designed to baffle the human eye. I could get a fix on any feature of that room because the mirrors are everywhere and every surface is a mirrored panel of very high-contrast marble. If the slip hazards weren't bad enough, you could easily lose track of where everything is because it all camouflages together.

[@MayimHastings]

11:21 Oh, look! In the lower right-hand corner is a statue of the architect! A perfect likeness.

[@TeresaRussell49]

Lots of pagan idols throughout this apartment… 🤔🤨

[@cyruslupercal9493]

Anyone who buys this does it for the marble, because they obviously lost theirs.

[@ramennoodles8546]

Haha nice one 👍

[@steamedpierogi2455]

Just one marble lol

[@seymour7976]

@William Langenbach exactly, the bathtub makes me cringe it doesnt even look comfortable

[@hefford370]

@@seymour7976 facts 😂

[@the.seagull.35]

*_z i n g_*

[@kalebrooks6833]

she sounded like a broken ai that only has “entertaining” and “marbles” left in her vocabulary

[@smartbombhd3496]

And favourite

[@williamrobinson8981]

And clad

[@blooperest]

And gorgeous

[@pumpkinhead69]

Cave man home with expensive rocks

[@wpeniche]

Gorgeous fireplace clad with entertaining marble

[@KoiKat_]

"The en suite bathroom is something you'll never see again." I sure hope so.

[@icystunna1847]

5:34 that big wall piece looks like an obsidian portal to the nether 💀

[@Freyjinn]

why do rich people have such horrible taste in decoration

[@notsoepicgamer5420]

I don’t even think rich people with a semi working brain would even think about buying this shitty ass apartment

[@cheezez1904]

Price = style

[@jochaldo8076]

Ok dud

[@TheDarkLasombra]

Idk, Kanye's place is pretty good

[@TheGozeraye]

It’s less about “Look at what I had the taste to buy” and more about “Look at what I had the money to buy”

[@EmperorSigismund]

This looks like the level you go to murder a billionaire Illuminati conspirator in a stealth action game.

[@luigiwithashotgun2196]

New rare insult?

[@xjdszn4378]

I love this comment. It wouldn’t make sense but this is going to be my senior quote.Thanks!

[@kappnk9821]

It looks like a map in hitman 3.

[@s.b.4228]

Lmao

[@Spubbily01]

Golden Comment

[@DrEtzor]

This place looks like a designer used to be in the Navy and the fanciest and most luxurious pattern was the camouflage of their Cruiser, and when the company told the designer to design this place to look luxurious they made it look like a camouflage pattern. I wonder does this place come with Call of Duty Modern Warfare account that has Damascus skin unlocked.

[@lawrencelopez9839]

if I own an expensive mansion it would be a huge waste of space since I don't like holding parties and having people over. Extended family would abuse my kindness and live there and refuse to leave. Sounds like a nightmare.

[@Radman22]

She said “my favorite” like 6 times That’s when you know they are overdoing it to somehow make this appealing.

[@impazie]

I hate how she talks, she's REALLY forcing it

[@seba.4926]

also “entertaining”, what does she do all day just look at marble walls and some fire?

[@FloorTankMain]

She said it again as soon as I read your comment

[@rinoz47]

That's for each room. So like subfavorites if you will

[@yahstino]

I mean yeah that's what realtors do. They have to sell these atrocities.

[@3_14pie]

First rule of Minecraft house building: never use the same block for the floor and the walls

[@chrisp6710]

Here I am using cobblestone for everything lol

[@snowfoxxie]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@PixsicleStudios]

2nd rule: crafting table has to be right beside a furnace

[@coolname1571]

@@chrisp6710 tf you building a fucking dungeon?

[@SHHM_007SK]

Fr

[@kaicaspelherr9876]

This is the equivalent of building a house out of diamond blocks in minecraft

[@atlys258]

It's just way way too fucking much going on visually, my eyes were crossing watching the closet and bathroom, and honestly the only cool thing about the entire place for me is the heated bathroom floor (which really isn't that crazy), and then the backlit counter, that probably looks kinda cool late at night. But Charlie, I bet that dogshit desk is made entirely from genuine Central Park dogshit from 100% purebred NY-only dogs that were born and raised in NY going back generations to it's founding so it's gotta be better!

[@RGBY-tv4hg]

So the entire flooring of the bathroom where you walk around with *wet feet* is made of a notoriously hard material that you're not only gonna slip on, but you're gonna cave in your skull on

[@runed0s86]

Wax the steps for teleportation and a concussion

[@Dong_Harvey]

I'm pretty sure I'd get lost in that WWII dazzle-pattern labyrinth of glass doors and wet floors.. it felt like a secret pocket dimension of the Matrix Y'know, like the one that the Architect lives in

[@amathy9690]

you can buy shower shoes and anti-slip mats for like $10 also not sure where you heard that marble is notoriously hard, marble is a 3-4 on the mohs scale and is known for being easy to crack, chip, etc.

[@Raffo90771]

I think this work like the old Pokemon game panel that make you spinning forward

[@Nonexistent_creature]

LMFAOOOOOO

[@trumble-dj5md]

Literally the best word to describe this apartment is: disorientating. I didn't even know where to look in the bathrooms because everything looked the same. No contrast, no contours, just one marble mass

[@mason-sv8eb]

When the *entire* bathroom is made of marble everything is blends together. Could you imagine going to pee in the middle of the night and walking into the center placed standing marble bathtub.

[@trumble-dj5md]

@@mason-sv8eb yeah, the amount of stubbed toes would be insane

[@techpriest5452]

Same with the dressing rooms

[@samuraijackoff5354]

It’s all so sharp too.

[@angelgjr1999]

It’s awful. All sharp corners and it’s all an eye sore. Does not look comfortable.

[@MagicianStevey]

I genuinely can’t tell if she’s serious or not. My new bedroom is better than this. My favourite part, is the fireplace! It has infinite entertainment for a luxurious room.

[@jazmer1219]

1:10 i literally gone migrains and headaches because of the fucking noise and no one tells you about how bad it smells.

[@Boo-lz7fm]

Her "favorites" 1. Marble 2. Sitting 3. Sitting near fireplace 4. Fireplace outside 5. Sitting near fireplace outside 6. *M O R E M A R B L E*

[@goodpeople2953]

You forgot ENTERTAINING

[@lineasevenadam5009]

Rdr2 viking stone ?

[@Fowlware]

ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT, ENTERTAINING ENTERTAINMENT,

[@oberfeldwebelhans7652]

Sitting near marble fireplace outside

[@puggy4891]

eNtErTaInInG

[@Mecz2]

This absolutely looks like the sort of place a Wall Street Chad would own, have a party and accidentally kill a stripper on one of those stone corners.

[@dingfeldersmurfalot4560]

"Accidentally."

[@derKischda]

That would be terrible because marple dissolves when you use the wrong cleaning components.

[@chad5577]

Keep my name out of your mouth

[@huzaifaazhar9135]

Let's see Paul Allen's 39 Million Dollar Appartment

[@RillianGrant]

@@derKischda You mean fluoroantimonic acid isn't for cleaning?

[@sora1498]

i saw that staircase and i just KNOW id be dead within the first minute. one wrong step and you are literally falling down three flights of glassy, slippery ROCK... right into MORE ROCK

[@Ink_Fazkitty]

4:16 made me laugh. she sounded so enthusiastic about the outdoor fire and how it was so entertaining.

[@Hoot]

_We have the living room here, with the beautiful atmosphere of a fever dream, built with onyx and marble._

[@DRaiZo73]

Now say that again, W i t h T h e V o i c e

[@thijsjong]

The accoustics are horrendous.

[@R1KK1_-]

Me: wait it's all marble Her: always have been

[@magnussundberglauridsen7292]

Hoot!!!

[@kortkunig2291]

And here we have a window, framed in beautiful marble, made of exotic wood and Saphire glass.

[@spacemarine4349]

If a John Wick scene took place in here 70% of the kills would just be bad guys getting their faces smashed on all those sharp edges

[@maxpayne69.]

Or grilled in one of the fireplaces

[@Austinm306]

@@maxpayne69. entertainment

[@markdriscoll8119]

This totally looks like a place John Wick would kill 20 henchmen.

[@ADee99s]

They don't even need to be smashed. Every two days, someone would just die over the sharp edges or slip.

[@itriedtochangemynamebutitd5019]

The other 30% would them dying by how ugly the furniture was.

[@nostalgiaof98]

New York in the 70s and 80s was the real vibe

[@Privatechief117]

This reminds me of the hallways of the Ministry of Magic with all the fireplace teleports when Dumbledore and Voldemort fought

[@hekter2364]

This is the prime example of "No matter how much money you have. You just can't buy good taste"

[@generalyido]

Or alternatively the guy had covid 19 when he bought that place.

[@hekter2364]

@@generalyido LMFAO

[@MindaugasSnegirevas]

@@generalyido Who asked?

[@scratchypack8549]

@@MindaugasSnegirevas don't be an asshole mate

[@vinnycoco9321]

12 years old me designing my house in the sims with every single most expensive furnitures

[@linnarlobe4939]

Lol yes

[@JustArcher19]

Yeah, that's what he said

[@noxturnaI]

Relatable

[@loganparke4717]

Well you still type like 12 year old you

[@miri745]

Rosebud

[@laksmiranilim3903]

take a shot everytime charlie and the woman says marble

[@Atmxx1002]

I wouldn’t even last long enough in this apartment to even light the fire for my fellow “friends”

[@AxelSpott]

I love all her coded language like real estate agents always do “You’ll never see another bathroom like this” aka “this is so badly designed you’ll never see someone this insane do this again”

[@OHOE1]

MARBLE!!!!!!

[@roman-ni9ew]

I went to a random time on this video and then went to the comments, and I ended up on the bathroom and saw ur comment lol

[@aserta]

Hey, there's that inclined bathroom on Reddit, so she's right, unless it's that bathroom where taking a shitter is suddenly become the world's most high tension sport (fuck, i'd watch that struggle) there ain't worse bathroom on the planet. Except maybe the one where the urinals are placed face to face.

[@Hi-vj6iz]

I thought the thumbnail was clickbait

[@jamerezludnick3190]

Don’t forget to say flow

[@EvilRakdos]

I pity the lady who had to pitch this thing. God bless her soul, she tried.

[@4nn13h7]

I just had an uplifting thought: what if all of that ugly shit is actually acrylic instead of marble, onyx and African wood. And what if she is just the most daring con artist of all time? There is a narrative I could get behind.

[@triple7marc]

@@4nn13h7 She’s just the realtor.

[@Someone-sc5lw]

@@4nn13h7 The Great Pretender season 3

[@nettaatzili1936]

She sounds so unconvinced.

[@samvalentine9243]

Of course she tried. Can you imagine the commission if someone actually buys this heap of stone?

[@wizdometurtle5943]

This is the first video I watched of moist critical I didn't hear of him at all until this video was recommended to me and now I am a huge fan this made me laugh so hard thanks moist critical.

[@gemmagreene362]

The bathrooms are migraine-inducing. I would have to go somewhere else to pee for fear of having to spend the next 3 days in a dark room.

[@heffergodwyne5942]

The apartment equivalent of putting on all designer clothes and saying you got drip

[@THEZWARRIORWAR]

Isn’t that what drip means?

[@thisaccountnameiscompletel8949]

@@THEZWARRIORWAR nah, drip means you look good wearing it, not like a technicolour zebra

[@Stickyboness]

@@THEZWARRIORWAR Drip summarized, "Good looking outfit." There yah go, simplified

[@ravenvinnie6062]

A hot take I agree with. Mix and match folks. Accent, don't saturate. Or do what you want, I'm just an asshole on the internet.

[@THEZWARRIORWAR]

@@Stickyboness ahhhh I had no idea.

[@pancutio]

Marble can be a beautiful accent while decorating, but this is just the definition of not knowing when to stop

[@Camibug]

Money does NOT buy taste

[@aMilling]

I think the client just wanted everything at once, because I don't think a self respecting architect would want a décor that clashes with itself.

[@FUnazis]

Big true. I like the look of marble, generally speaking, I think it's beautiful. But I have never seen it look so out of place and just generally... off-putting before. It's like the people who made this actively tried to make everything look as unappealing as they possible can. It's honestly amazing, but in a bad way.

[@aMilling]

@@FUnazis Yes it's shocking, I feel so bad for the people that had to design it. Because when it comes down to it, you have to give the client what they want (if it's actually possible, and they want to pay) because you're an adviser. I've worked at both and architect firm and an engineering firm, and the client sometimes have the dumbest ideas, and it's hard to stop them XD.

[@repeatbot]

And the marble is so damn cold in winter. I was thinking: "Wood, lady, use the damn wood!"

[@septicsanssam9892]

as someone who's main form of entertainment for years was playing with fire (and still enjoy doing it), i feel called out

[@thebathroom6327]

"The bathroom is made out of marble" And yes, thank you, I wanted to *slip and die* everytime I take a shower

[@reid8469]

I hate dying when I get out of the shower ):

[@jommisalami]

you can shower, but you can only shower once. choose wisely.

[@nadapenny8592]

Hideous AND dangerous

[@maxguo1162]

Perfect for someone rich who want a cheap divorce.

[@bitww9734]

That is if you even make it up the 3 story marble staircase without breaking your neck

[@schnitzelthunder7692]

This 100% reminds me of when squidward traveled into the future and everything was made of chrome but with marble instead of chrome

[@jmal]

FFFFFUUUUUTTTUUUUUURRRREEEEEE!!!!!

[@hannahcarolan2521]

Top comment well done 👌🏻👏🏻

[@KronoriumKid2210]

@@jmal (throws brick on head)

[@AM23.]

Sb129

[@chloel2961]

HAHAHA such an awesome comment.

[@WanderingFur]

That apartment feels like the real life equivalent to building a minecraft house out of diamonds

[@Ghostfoxkori]

The amount of marble really is making me lose my marbles

[@izziehayes4550]

This house is obviously for a rich caveman who is also a geologist

[@xXluluchanelXx]

my dream Bumble date

[@fitzcharles33]

A geologist would pick something besides just marble and onyx.

[@cavemanlovesmoke4394]

:D

[@someyounggamer]

Deep down she's crying inside praying to God that she can sell this penthouse for half of the asking price.

[@user-ce1cu5my4j]

True. That's how salesman's job is.

[@bararobberbaron859]

Honestly, the location is amazing if your goal is to live around central park. I think if they spent maybe 600k to 1.5m to gut all the trash out and give it a consistent and beautiful design, they could probably sell it for 30, 32m. But as it is? If I'm spending 39m on an apartment, it better be freaking flawless and move in ready. If I bought this place I'd have to spend a further 4 months renovating it.

[@topspot4834]

No doubt about it. Either someone with equally bad taste, or the more likely scenario is someone offers $20 mil and demolishes every square inch.

[@topspot4834]

@@bararobberbaron859 4 months at least, NYC usually has long wait times for construction, especially with all the permits and everything ... But yeah the location is great but man, that entire place has to be gutted. All said and done you're looking at a $5 mil renovation probably.

[@Not_Always]

@@bararobberbaron859 4 months? It would take that long just to remove all the puke marble.

[@caliluv4244]

One of the most hilarious and accurate NYC apartment reviews EVER!!! You are iconic.

[@kaiserepsilon4011]

This apartment is one of the layers of Hell.

[@lycan6432]

It's like a younger me making a "palace" in Minecraft that's just a hut made of diamond and emerald but someone actually sank 39 mil into it.

[@ms.x1669]

OMG this is painfully accurate

[@Dhdowned]

haha ikr

[@couriersix4544]

Based

[@wasquash]

Wow

[@wasquash]

@@couriersix4544 skdjjahhzh h SaME PErsoN???

[@Sponkelbop]

They don't probably even want to rent it, because if you slip on a banana peel there, it's game over

[@fafafafafafa6879]

If I have 39 million dollar, I'd rather spend my money on a very spacious bunker and prepping myself rather than this atrocious apartment.

[@plomors]

This is the equivalent of making a house entirely out of diamonds blocks in Minecraft

[@chrisunmissed]

accurate

[@oscarh5439]

Deadass

[@thekingoffailure9967]

Yeah, it was designed by someone with the taste of a 7 year old with infinite resources, and they got payed millions to do it

[@MrcreeperDXD777]

both are examples of “rich materials doesnt equal good aesthethics”

[@Magplar]

Lmao

[@lizsmith247]

This is the literal manifestation of “Money can’t buy you taste”

[@FreeDEO]

@@floweyfangirl69420 they had it right the first time

[@ShadowNova300]

to add on that "Just because its expensive doesn't mean its comfortable." I'd rather sit in my current PC chair than any of the ones they showed.

[@kewlkidsklub4207]

You couldn’t be more right

[@user-ro4pg4js3j]

@@FreeDEO they didnt

[@owenyin3316]

@@user-ro4pg4js3j they did, lol

[@kirklanyoshinaga8953]

Case study in both how not to design a house and how not to advertise real estate. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@kurimc.mystic5341]

I feel like if you fall once in this house, your skull is getting fucking obliterated by a sharp marble corner

[@airstrike9002]

the architect was probably like: "Grug need fire, Grug need stone."

[@SpazzMatticusTheGreat]

Lmfao

[@tackyoptic]

Best comment.

[@pnz6ausfj779]

Grug have better taste

[@strucktwice6067]

@@pnz6ausfj779 Stfu making me laugh in public

[@conjared2803]

Grug needs marble

[@Invenitive]

That marble staircase is a thing of nightmares. Gets a bit wet? You're cracking your skull. Shoes a lil dusty and lost their grip? You're cracking your skull. Want to walk around your house in socks? Better have some sweaty feet or you'll be straight on your way to a skull cracking

[@VK4502B]

That's a lot of cracked skulls

[@splatternaenae]

ouch

[@lukekohn2680]

I read this in jaspers voice from the Simpsons lmao, "oooo you better believe that's a crackin'"

[@lilnye2625]

Right angle to the fucking DOME

[@user-ph7wy4hy6e]

I read it in Charlies voice

[@TheGhostbusterfan]

The dressing room looks like something either Frank Castle or Bruce Wayne would use for equipment.

[@joshuapatrick682]

That apartment is not just an assault on my senses but an affront to human dignity….

[@etl2474]

“Something that you’ll never see again.” Wow, really? Good.

[@user-ol9we8zb9h]

lol

[@DoMa94]

Thank god

[@astre1515]

I love how the entire place is just, chairs, fire places, marbles and sharp edges.

[@voetbal4696]

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[@adhamhazwan231]

@@voetbal4696 *no one cares*

[@eer6054]

Well said lad.

[@frozensalt6174]

2050 prisons be like:

[@rynz_2893]

best comment ever rotflmao