Don't Pee Your Pants with Sam, Dom and Justin

[@SirLiamothy]

instructions unclear, i was arrested for pissing everyone else's pants

[@sophiebubbles07]

best comment

[@thatguy5183]

I love the Scott’s stash bit of taking the first joke and just telling that one over and over

[@reallyawiimini]

deeper

[@Syreyup]

pass the salt mom

[@reallyawiimini]

@Syreyup this is the first time ive ever had anal sex

[@_Triball_]

bananas

[@iscopeeee]

drizzly bear

[@colemanclark4027]

I think the blind, naked, and timid man scenario is truly a moral question as old as time.

[@DeCryptid23]

"What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!" And here I was thinking it was fossil fumes

[@BugsyFoga]

“Alright everybody, piss check “ - Scott Wozniak (2024)

[@typear9822]

@@EvenFoxbro liked their own comment, pretty embarrassing

[@typear9822]

@ nice try bud, I got the like notification from you😂

[@BugsyFoga]

@@typear9822 It’s called building traction

[@typear9822]

@@EvenFox it’s not that serious bro, calm down

[@typear9822]

@ so you call truce and then end on starting another argument? whatever

[@nomansland1494]

“Don’t poop your pants” has to be a book of 400 scary stories

[@blu3g]

I like how from right to left, Sam's, Dominic's, and Scott's jacket colors all fade into each other

[@spennywenny]

Thank you, Scott, for releasing this as I'm actively holding my piss in

[@notoriusBAG]

“what do you call a wet bear in the rain?” “brain” i did not expect to laugh that hard so quickly into the video

[@Geno746]

Did you piss your pants?

[@Spacething7474]

I hope Scott played Don't Sh!t Your Pants before this. It is free after all!

[@AdmiredCat]

*don't shit your shirt

[@Sr_Cheto_]

I like how you censored sh!t to follow the bleeping theme in Scott's channel

[@Spacething7474]

@@Sr_Cheto_ it was also so that youtube doesn't hide it

[@Jacob42086]

​@@Spacething7474who gives a fuck about youtube lmao

[@Sr_Cheto_]

@@Spacething7474 oh

[@Elijahyar21]

Mr Higgenbottom has nothing on Silly Willy

[@nopmund]

We need that showdown

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

epic rap battles of history

[@Delta21OnYT]

​@@iwakeupandboomimarat silly rap battles of pisstory

[@ArchangelLeonhartGamer]

"All right, piss check" - scort the woz 2024

[@imBailout]

Well, based on that title, I’m free to do it on my own.

[@Veecy]

I would watch a whole 45-minute video of Scott and Dominic talking about the naked man scenario

[@jacksonrains]

I had to watch this on a toilet. Couldn’t take any unnecessary risks

[@crazynaut223]

Scott: What do you call a bear in the rain? Justin: *Brain.* Not even two minutes in and this video is legendary

[@Nerdtendo6366]

Already did next question

[@kryonight2869]

This video was worth pissing myself too

[@GreenShellShock]

I hate that the "naked man with a map" bit made me laugh so hard. The constantly shifting criteria reminded me of that one friend that changed the rules in a playground game.

[@MorphBaller388]

I literally cannot believe the timing of this video. I just got back to the office from doing my delivery route and I’m about to pee my pants. Lo and behold a notification comes up to my favorite KZbinr thing don’t pee your pants.

[@funnyxusername]

It didn’t work 😔

[@TheADHDGamer420]

Mind sending photo evidence?

[@SlimSheaD]

Scott acknowledges LeBron in this video

[@Aserl]

The Don't Pee Your Pants fandom is gonna go NUTS!

[@archerdoesthings]

SILLY WILLY LIVES!!!!!!!!

[@MrMadMister1]

I’ll try not to but no promises.

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

Who'd win in a joke off, Silly Willy or Mr. Higgenbottom

[@hessxpress]

Silly Pee for Silly Pants

[@AceofDiamonds236]

The naked man hypothetical feels like Jigsaw's weirdest trap yet

[@Tinsin]

I thought the magician was gonna be a prestidigitation expert called a Labrador Deceiver.

[@catcraft18]

Without making the connection started guzzling a can of lemonade before watching this one

[@LARAUJO_0]

Scott looked like he was pretty close to failing for a minute there

[@l.i.a.m.b]

the way scott never says the punchline kills me 💀

[@Syphe07]

thanks to scott I was just in time able to realize my need to piss, that being done I can now watch the video in peace thank you scott.

[@minime8727]

title is crazy

[@GatorEX]

Oh yeah! It’s prime Piss Yourself Season!

[@trulyirrelevant17]

Probably the weirdest notification I’ve got

[@samtamoglia7335]

🎵Don't wiz on the electric fence.🎵

[@HondaOdysseyTypeR]

Everyone after watching this video: *100% PISS*

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

Dude I use to have a joke book called "the big book of jokes" or 1000 jokes something crazy like that and it was a pretty small book considering but it had so many great jokes like obviously cheesy but as a kid I went nuts for them and bothered everyone with the ones I had memorized constantly.

[@malevolentia28]

"I've never seen a traffic light with balls"

[@CombatSkorost]

Shout out to Sam and Eric editing this one

[@NobodyUR]

Why do I envision these guys all popping molly right before these goofy episodes 😂

[@Pib31995]

I've been battling a killer migraine all week, and I think this is the first thing to make me laugh since it started.

[@Ragtter]

Me, only reading the video title: Nobody tells me what to do 😤

[@OptickoYT]

Leave it to Scott and the gang to pioneer the “you piss, you lose” genre of KZbin content

[@sithdude2436]

I am very disappointed that the skunk had one scent instead of being sinking rich.

[@Joshi_ForReal]

Silly jokes/Scenarios for Silly kids got competition 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@jasonperez7250]

I just know Jackbox goes crazy when y’all play 😭

[@luigiclone0286]

They didn't account for the "going to the bathroom mid-book" strategy . I win

[@carlclo2988]

10:41 My guess was “Flies Cream”. I feel like mine was better…

[@Flapjack483]

The legendary Mr Higgenbottom himself, that goddamn bastard

[@JoshTheWoz]

I'm relatively clean

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

"It all goes down at the Quack of Dawn" And it did. Under torture, her Duck Emporium having been ransacked, Dawn told the mysterious figures in black everything they wanted to know about the whereabouts of Scott and his gang. This video was uploaded mere moments before they had to run.

[@theglowcloud2215]

The romantic tension here is palpable

[@VonHunter21]

I can 100% agree with Scott's logic, but man, was his argument weak!😂 Great video, guys!

[@xedalni1272]

"dumb, terrible, not pissing myself"

[@volcaeri]

i failed the piss check

[@jumentoqueanima]

Well, I guess I won't piss my pants tonight! Thanks, Scott. :)))

[@johnlesher3001]

there goes my evening plans...

[@roverplush2.0]

scott

[@Platitudinous9000]

This book can't tell me what to do.

[@Allison_XypprZ]

Lost the challenge to not piss

[@raiisleep]

i am soaked

[@Innocence0190]

I love you guys.

[@dontworry-9054]

I love these kinds of videos 😂

[@EruditeFeline]

I had to put in a catheter just to get through this video. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@lucidity8060]

Drizzly Bear

[@Jessafur]

Brain

[@blur5546]

I don't even think Scott knows where he was goin' there at the end lmao

[@JakePetrolhead]

Also known as: One Author's very poorly disguised fetish.

[@Peckingbird]

Time to teach my niece that baby snakes are called "slugs"

[@Cybercymbre]

Well, I'll try...

[@psidesign8664]

watchin this while pissing im confused as to what to do

[@mert7373]

Oh now you tell me

[@JoeFredrick]

Bears you say....

[@PDocDanny]

I can't tell if these are better or worse than silly Willie's offerings

[@PenCatStudio]

Done.

[@Elytrii]

i pissed your pants

[@Khvostov7G-02AR]

This made me fail no pee November

[@fatihozis]

Dont patronize me book im piss any pants i want !

[@vine00]

NOT A WHOLE LOT

[@GVTheRedStar]

We ride at the quack of dawn

[@AdmiredCat]

I did 😢

[@Turkeyham11]

You're telling me the little snake one wasn't in a little hiss?

[@ALCHEMYST14]

Don’t tell me what to do HNNNNNNNNG

[@Minigolfwindmill]

Hardest challenge I've ever had to go through (unrelated to the jokes)

[@hnickel4757]

Joke’s on you, Scott. I peed before opening the video. Now the real problem is how am I gonna get over the smell of pee in my pants while watching this?

[@Smorge]

guys i failed the challenge

[@RodneyAndMeVideos]

Damn I lost

[@reallyawiimini]

no elephant or banana jokes. 0/10

[@Nate_____012]

Oops, too late

[@AbsentWorker]

well if you say so

[@Faloser]

Mr. Woz may you please hear out my request and consider playing Heads Up! with your goons? I am sure this game will provide exciting commentary and many of laughs among your party

[@HyperBird1]

I maybe pissed immediately

[@fatihozis]

2:45 because i dont pee my pants and i pee sand

[@NeilStudd]

Glad I didn't watch this til I was in the pool.

[@coolioman9073]

only 20 seconds in and i failed

[@LostInWalrus]

Dont tell me what to do

[@insertnameshow]

28:57

[@HiroesX81]

Where does Scott keep getting these lol

[@zackaronialfredo6004]

I lost