Don't Pee Your Pants with Sam, Dom and Justin

[@SirLiamothy]

instructions unclear, i was arrested for pissing everyone else's pants

[@sophiebubbles07]

best comment

[@thatguy5183]

I love the Scott’s stash bit of taking the first joke and just telling that one over and over

[@reallyawiimini]

deeper

[@Syreyup]

pass the salt mom

[@reallyawiimini]

@Syreyup this is the first time ive ever had anal sex

[@_Triball_]

bananas

[@iscopeeee]

drizzly bear

[@colemanclark4027]

I think the blind, naked, and timid man scenario is truly a moral question as old as time.

[@BugsyFoga]

“Alright everybody, piss check “ - Scott Wozniak (2024)

[@typear9822]

@EvenFoxbro liked their own comment, pretty embarrassing

[@typear9822]

@ nice try bud, I got the like notification from you😂

[@BugsyFoga]

@@typear9822 It’s called building traction

[@typear9822]

@EvenFox it’s not that serious bro, calm down

[@typear9822]

@ so you call truce and then end on starting another argument? whatever

[@nomansland1494]

“Don’t poop your pants” has to be a book of 400 scary stories

[@KingKayro87]

"Don't Shit Yourself: 400+ Scary Stories" by Mr. Frightenbones.

[@DeCryptid23]

"What do you call a dinosaur fart? A blast from the past!" And here I was thinking it was fossil fumes

[@strife312]

JurASSic

[@DeCryptid23]

@strife312 you shouldn't have rights

[@blu3g]

I like how from right to left, Sam's, Dominic's, and Scott's jacket colors all fade into each other

[@LemonsGrabBag]

Scott's, Dom's, Sam's AND Justin's actually all fade into eachother if you loop back

[@notoriusBAG]

“what do you call a wet bear in the rain?” “brain” i did not expect to laugh that hard so quickly into the video

[@Geno746]

Did you piss your pants?

[@Spacething7474]

I hope Scott played Don't Sh!t Your Pants before this. It is free after all!

[@Sr_Cheto_]

I like how you censored sh!t to follow the bleeping theme in Scott's channel

[@Spacething7474]

@@Sr_Cheto_ it was also so that youtube doesn't hide it

[@Jacob42086]

​@@Spacething7474who gives a fuck about youtube lmao

[@Sr_Cheto_]

@@Spacething7474 oh

[@spennywenny]

Thank you, Scott, for releasing this as I'm actively holding my piss in

[@ArchangelLeonhartGamer]

"All right, piss check" - scort the woz 2024

[@imBailout]

Well, based on that title, I’m free to do it on my own.

[@crazynaut223]

Scott: What do you call a bear in the rain? Justin: *Brain.* Not even two minutes in and this video is legendary

[@jacksonrains]

I had to watch this on a toilet. Couldn’t take any unnecessary risks

[@Elijahyar21]

Mr Higgenbottom has nothing on Silly Willy

[@nopmund]

We need that showdown

[@iwakeupandboomimarat]

epic rap battles of history

[@Delta21OnYT]

​@@iwakeupandboomimarat silly rap battles of pisstory

[@Veecy]

I would watch a whole 45-minute video of Scott and Dominic talking about the naked man scenario

[@GreenShellShock]

I hate that the "naked man with a map" bit made me laugh so hard. The constantly shifting criteria reminded me of that one friend that changed the rules in a playground game.

[@MorphBaller388]

I literally cannot believe the timing of this video. I just got back to the office from doing my delivery route and I’m about to pee my pants. Lo and behold a notification comes up to my favorite KZbinr thing don’t pee your pants.

[@kryonight2869]

This video was worth pissing myself too

[@Aserl]

The Don't Pee Your Pants fandom is gonna go NUTS!

[@Nerdtendo6366]

Already did next question

[@MrMadMister1]

I’ll try not to but no promises.

[@archerdoesthings]

SILLY WILLY LIVES!!!!!!!!

[@Tinsin]

I thought the magician was gonna be a prestidigitation expert called a Labrador Deceiver.

[@ashtraysonsundays4274]

Who'd win in a joke off, Silly Willy or Mr. Higgenbottom

[@SlimSheaD]

Scott acknowledges LeBron in this video

[@KeybladeMasterAndy]

"It all goes down at the Quack of Dawn" And it did. Under torture, her Duck Emporium having been ransacked, Dawn told the mysterious figures in black everything they wanted to know about the whereabouts of Scott and his gang. This video was uploaded mere moments before they had to run.

[@AceofDiamonds236]

The naked man hypothetical feels like Jigsaw's weirdest trap yet

[@Greendawn-di3dl]

Dude I use to have a joke book called "the big book of jokes" or 1000 jokes something crazy like that and it was a pretty small book considering but it had so many great jokes like obviously cheesy but as a kid I went nuts for them and bothered everyone with the ones I had memorized constantly.

[@hessxpress]

Silly Pee for Silly Pants

[@trevorbozeman]

These are my favorite videos on this channel. I love when they okay “board games” 😂

[@catcraft18]

Without making the connection started guzzling a can of lemonade before watching this one

[@funnyxusername]

It didn’t work 😔

[@TheADHDGamer420]

Mind sending photo evidence?

[@trulyirrelevant17]

Probably the weirdest notification I’ve got

[@LARAUJO_0]

Scott looked like he was pretty close to failing for a minute there

[@Rocketman901]

Winners Don’t Piss.

[@xedalni1272]

"dumb, terrible, not pissing myself"

[@minime8727]

title is crazy

[@twistedupX]

You're not real friends till you spend a significant amount of time debating a theoretical scenario that makes no sense

[@Syphe07]

thanks to scott I was just in time able to realize my need to piss, that being done I can now watch the video in peace thank you scott.

[@VaporYTVideo]

but is the invisible ink machine washable?

[@sithdude2436]

I am very disappointed that the skunk had one scent instead of being sinking rich.

[@samtamoglia7335]

🎵Don't wiz on the electric fence.🎵

[@GatorEX]

Oh yeah! It’s prime Piss Yourself Season!

[@l.i.a.m.b]

the way scott never says the punchline kills me 💀

[@HondaOdysseyTypeR]

Everyone after watching this video: *100% PISS*

[@Pib31995]

I've been battling a killer migraine all week, and I think this is the first thing to make me laugh since it started.

[@VonHunter21]

I can 100% agree with Scott's logic, but man, was his argument weak!😂 Great video, guys!

[@dontworry-9054]

I love these kinds of videos 😂

[@Joshi_ForReal]

Silly jokes/Scenarios for Silly kids got competition 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@NobodyUR]

Why do I envision these guys all popping molly right before these goofy episodes 😂

[@jumentoqueanima]

Well, I guess I won't piss my pants tonight! Thanks, Scott. :)))

[@Ragtter]

Me, only reading the video title: Nobody tells me what to do 😤

[@JoshTheWoz]

I'm relatively clean

[@blur5546]

I don't even think Scott knows where he was goin' there at the end lmao

[@EruditeFeline]

I had to put in a catheter just to get through this video. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@Innocence0190]

I love you guys.

[@Flapjack483]

The legendary Mr Higgenbottom himself, that goddamn bastard

[@CombatSkorost]

Shout out to Sam and Eric editing this one

[@malevolentia28]

"I've never seen a traffic light with balls"

[@luigiclone0286]

They didn't account for the "going to the bathroom mid-book" strategy . I win

[@PenCatStudio]

Done.

[@carlclo2988]

10:41 My guess was “Flies Cream”. I feel like mine was better…

[@jasonperez7250]

I just know Jackbox goes crazy when y’all play 😭

[@johnlesher3001]

there goes my evening plans...

[@OptickoYT]

Leave it to Scott and the gang to pioneer the “you piss, you lose” genre of KZbin content

[@fatihozis]

Dont patronize me book im piss any pants i want !

[@mert7373]

Oh now you tell me

[@LizzyPlushy]

scott

[@Cybercymbre]

Well, I'll try...

[@JoeFredrick]

Bears you say....

[@Platitudinous9000]

This book can't tell me what to do.

[@PDocDanny]

I can't tell if these are better or worse than silly Willie's offerings

[@raiisleep]

i am soaked

[@hnickel4757]

Joke’s on you, Scott. I peed before opening the video. Now the real problem is how am I gonna get over the smell of pee in my pants while watching this?

[@legendaeri]

i failed the piss check

[@AmphetamineReptile]

NOT A WHOLE LOT

[@Allison_XypprZ]

Lost the challenge to not piss

[@theglowcloud2215]

The romantic tension here is palpable

[@psidesign8664]

watchin this while pissing im confused as to what to do

[@lucidity8060]

Drizzly Bear

[@Jessafur]

Brain

[@JakePetrolhead]

Also known as: One Author's very poorly disguised fetish.

[@Peckingbird]

Time to teach my niece that baby snakes are called "slugs"

[@GVTheRedStar]

We ride at the quack of dawn

[@Smorge]

guys i failed the challenge

[@Faloser]

Mr. Woz may you please hear out my request and consider playing Heads Up! with your goons? I am sure this game will provide exciting commentary and many of laughs among your party

[@Goovytalks]

Dont tell me what to do

[@Elytrii]

i pissed your pants

[@HiroesX81]

Where does Scott keep getting these lol

[@The_Hot_Take45]

Hey, y'all should play Family Feud, or Cards Against Humanity. Taboo is also good, and I'm partial to Blockbusters myself

[@Khvostov7G-02AR]

This made me fail no pee November

[@ALCHEMYST14]

Don’t tell me what to do HNNNNNNNNG

[@Minigolfwindmill]

Hardest challenge I've ever had to go through (unrelated to the jokes)

[@fatihozis]

2:45 because i dont pee my pants and i pee sand

[@Turkeyham11]

You're telling me the little snake one wasn't in a little hiss?

[@AbsentWorker]

well if you say so

[@insertnameshow]

28:57

[@RodneyAndMeVideos]

Damn I lost

[@reallyawiimini]

no elephant or banana jokes. 0/10

[@HyperBird1]

I maybe pissed immediately