DON'T PLAY THIS GAME | Welcome To The Game 2 - Part 1

[@solsanguis8032]

“Why can’t the drone just bring it up to my balcony?” The 7 murderers/hitmen that want to know his apartment location: yeah

[@jackgold7340]

Agent 47 would like to know your location

[@dustinmalpass]

@@jackgold7340problem being, they already know it, it would only help him because he wouldn't have leave and risk entrance Lucas or the breather

[@ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov]

lmao

[@tricok577]

@@dustinmalpass stupid Adam ratted his apartment out

[@Buzzy_Bland]

@@dustinmalpass The player character doesn’t know that.

[@Dami_Ka]

I love at 6:55 you see all the people in the game chat on the left going back and forth like "save her" "kill her" but there's this one guy who's just like "this girl needs some conditioner"

[@angelly9697]

PLEASEEE I WAS JUST ABOUT TO COMMENT THIS

[@iatewoodchipsforlunch]

“show her feet, i wanna see her feet” 😃🔫

[@cohenparsons947]

Another guy says "hi KZbin"

[@kassiaactuallydraws9361]

"Ehh...she is too old for my liking" 😃🔫

[@Watts_up_JJ]

@@iatewoodchipsforlunch lol l.o

[@JeychiGamerschannel]

I like to imagine the kidnappers in game while they're outside the appartment just hear mark yelling at a nonexistent chat about "I DID LOCK THE DOOR!"

[@ezaurus]

lol

[@victordemmert7612]

I would leave him to his insanity

[@kaitlynnbellomy9466]

jeychi mcClung 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@soulxstice]

D-do you think he knows we're here?

[@no_user_found_6669]

I don’t know. It I think he might be crazier than we ar

[@kingempire1690]

Imagine going to kill someone only for them to see you, scream and turn around just to start counting to 30 in a hysterical voice like a twisted game of hide and seek.

[@KharonJohnson-vm6gp]

LOL

[@joeytorres4566]

But why go back every time tho

[@TheRadioJackal]

It’s run away screaming if that happened

[@moonTerfixx.]

timestamp?

[@jooj4698]

Imagine going to kill a guy for using the deepweb and he is just screaming alone to himself at the PC

[@benjones-75]

JooJ or looking through window to a guy walking into his shower willingly and yelling “WHY!”

[@Scarlet495]

@@benjones-75 me every day

[@thenecromorph5187]

Its at the point that if i were the killer i would use the guys microwave to get popcorn and since he is screaming his ass off i dont think he will hear and ill pull up a chair and watch the show XD

[@Kkimi407]

I destroyed 969

[@Scarlet495]

@@Kkimi407 i destroy nice things too like *anal destruction*

[@justa_floof4666]

can we just talk about how this apartment should be sued for making people live in a place where the power goes out every 5 mins and THEY have to fix it? and they don't get paid for it?

[@mr.sweetsman232]

The power goes out cuz of of the people who kill you

[@Treble453]

Also what kinds of rude neighbors does he have that he has to do it

[@08_oso]

@@mr.sweetsman232 no your wrong, the breaker gets tripped which is why the lever is to the left and you have to fix it. If the murderers were gonna cut the power they'd have to destroy the box or break the lever and trip it

[@tazamane9705]

@@08_oso *you're

[@thebookofeli849]

@@mr.sweetsman232 No the power goes out because of all the lawsuits

[@kevcrabill7921]

Mark: when are they gonna send the assassin? When are they gonna? Game: *sends assassin* Mark: *rages*

[@Silverlugia1256]

It's funny when people ask for these things and they rage it's every day too 😅😂

[@Silverlugia1256]

Should have added this sooner me when playing 007: you die now. ALL GUARDS IN ENTIRE ROOM: oblige at the same time by one guard shooting me which causes explosive to go 5 feet out of range (range is 5 feet so ten feet in all) and explosive next to him going off for no reason

[@yuk1.mp4]

Time?

[@kingestate_yt]

@@yuk1.mp4 im a year late but 5 mins b4 end

[@Popcorn_mark]

@@Silverlugia1256 when I ask for things that I know I’m gonna hate I just laugh at how it actually happened and laugh at myself for being dumb enough to ask for it

[@malevolentsnow9867]

It really is too bad this game didn’t have SOME sort of save mechanism because I think it would have garnered a lot more longevity if it had. Even though it was quite popular upon release, a lot of people have forgotten about it now and I think that’s because so few people want to jump into a save file they know they’ll need to play for several hours, knowing they’ll likely fail. As cool as this game is, I don’t blame Mark for not finishing it.

[@stevendemayo3631]

It’s moreso that people don’t want to support the dev. He has a history of harassing streamers who say anything remotely critical. There was one dude (don’t remember his name) who streamed this game for over 100 hours, then the dev hopped on, ruined his game for two hours, insulted him, threatened to “leak his dms” then blocked him. There are videos about it, I think it happened in 2020

[@malevolentsnow9867]

@@stevendemayo3631 wtf that’s creepy. While I still believe the game didn’t/wouldn’t last for the reasons I listed above, the developer going crazy like that isn’t helping their case. Some people really can’t handle criticism and that’s not a good quality to have if you’re releasing something outside of the box.

[@trashchannel7749]

I like your pfp!

[@malevolentsnow9867]

@@trashchannel7749 lol thanks, it’s just Kirby with the UFO power up from one of the DS games.

[@jarrygarry5316]

​​@@stevendemayo3631 The developer is a troll.People should avoid to buy his game again to boycott his unethical behavior.Maybe that is why Mark doesn't play his latest game "Scrutinized" anymore

[@kiiyann0]

Imagine going to kill someone, successfully breaking into their apartment only to not see them. You’re about to leave when you hear muffled yelling from the bathroom and the sound of the shower curtain opening and closing over and over.

[@randomguyontheinternet9107]

**Target Spotted**

[@AppleOfThineEye]

"Terrorists win."

[@Urban_Goose]

"imagine going to kill someone" Yes hmm... a common thing everyone can do

[@AishiCheemo]

@@Urban_Goose Almost everyone CAN kill someone or something, but not everyone CAN get away with it. :) People kill people on accident sometimes.

[@Urban_Goose]

@@AishiCheemo yes ik, I'm not a pacifist I was just making a joke

[@smolpotate28]

Mark: "your first reaction to WOOM is not 'hello?' Also Mark: *hears noise behind him* hello?

[@lucidartist8026]

Trash in general 😂😂😂

[@sherdest5141]

Hypocritical Markipler XD

[@VTuber_Central]

But the girl was kidnaped so the situation is different you dope

[@sherdest5141]

Yes but Mark also is aware of the threats that are coming still

[@thezoeyshow9938]

Trash in general LMAO

[@sniffboi]

Imagine being a murderer at your victim’s door and hearing them yell “I LOCKED THE DAMN DOOR”

[@winter1353]

Another time then

[@biggiezoinks7583]

Understandable have a nice day.

[@Balloraaaaaa]

I would die laughing if I was the murderer

[@kcjoules1841]

Memento mori!

[@sniffboi]

@@kcjoules1841 ah, I see you are a man of culture as well

[@camolotthe42]

Girl: *literally being violently murdered right this second* Adam: *nonchalantly gives Mark a tutorial, completely unhurried*

[@tarocise4279]

my favorite part of this is always when mark gets mad at the chat for saying "F" because he thinks they're telling him to press f, but really they're saying f to pay respects because it seemed he was pretty much screwed

[@yuk1.mp4]

Time?

[@graces1241]

@@yuk1.mp4 1:52:52

[@c.s.5328]

@@yuk1.mp4 anytime really

[@Justic3F0rA11]

😂

[@ayelmao4258]

1:12:33 See a killer at the door "Let me run at the door so I can get a full view of looking at him" Top 10 best gamer logic in the history

[@LReezy1997]

bob lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@343-v3c]

Horroe*

[@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ]

B O B B in the history of what???

[@Yirialo]

@@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ gaming

[@aromakss]

666

[@kellyrunyon7676]

Imagine being the people that live in the building. They're like "Dude, why did the power go out" or "Why are there random people walking around my building." Then there's got to be that person under Mark like, "Dude, that guy upstairs. Why is he randomly yelling about locking a door?!"

[@Silverlugia1256]

I've mentioned this a few times power didn't go out if it did only the power company could do something about it and the switch wouldn't be turned off someone turned it off

[@Silverlugia1256]

@DiamondJacket that's why he should lock everything including what he says 😂

[@audreymai2773]

@@Silverlugia1256 You come back to this video a lot.. you have comments from several different dates. I seen a few from a month ago, this one from 2 weeks ago, a few from 3 weeks ago and I seen anothers from a year or so ago. I usually don't notice stuff like that, so it is weird. Why do you come back here so much? Lol!

[@Silverlugia1256]

As for on this comment it's just an interesting game and I sometimes choose to watch the old videos

[@theyoutubepoet7428]

I LOCKED THE GOD DAMN DOOR CMON Me: what

[@mmus13898]

“I hope there’s not a friendly visitor waiting for me” Lucas: I’m about to end this man’s whole game

[@therealapocalypse8158]

"I'm about to end this man's whole career"

[@joshuaperkins4985]

He was an unfriendly visitor

[@cosmicdreams7520]

i love how mark thought the chat was spamming f to tell him to turn on his flashlight, when they were spamming f to pay their respects

[@markhalliburton640]

F ( since I wasn’t there )

[@lusitanofdd]

Time?

[@sondor4375]

around 1h 52m

[@rawksee1051]

Dream The Draggo wym pay their respects??.

[@Kaitagraph]

it's a meme from cod

[@anau725]

26:51 -- Power outage 34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens 46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing. 46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet. 55:34 -- Mark hears something. 57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer. 1:02:08 -- Power outage 1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony. 1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked. 1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend. 1:48:01 -- Power outage 2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him. 2:11:41 -- Power outage 2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie 2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate. I didn't make this.

[@imtyrese282]

Anău finally, I Was Searching So Long To Find All The Times Of The Jumpscares

[@lucasblake7581]

Uuuh I- I RUUUUUUUNN!!!

[@888-n4h]

Thank

[@emkay1022]

Thank you!!

[@AdamTheKitsune]

do you play dbd?

[@raccoob883]

Tips: the noir won’t attack unless you confront them, turning your back on them for 30 secs makes them go away. The breather is in the alley, that’s why the room is there. When retrieving a package hide in the room to look if he comes to the door, you will see the door move slightly before he kicks it in lift up the handle, continue doing this until he leaves. After three or more packages he will run at you before getting to the door. The hitman you will require motion sensors on either side of the door, turn off all the lights and pc and hide in bathroom before he enters or he will shut off the power. The doll maker is a secret side quest killer activated by the website, to survive him you must buy the lolpy floppy disc and put it in the pc in the lobby to find a woman. For the swat just change wifi often, VPN find green spots around the building to get the best doscoin income. Your flashlight can run out, conserve it. LIKE SO MARK CAN SEE

[@notarealname4299]

lol what

[@szorrin6812]

You don't need to turn off the lights at all, I've watched tons of streamers play and they never do. Just hide, stay quiet and don't peek until he leaves and you hear him lock the door.

[@kylecab31]

dude you're some kind of professional in this game I like it, hope Mark sees this!

[@naiyabaiya]

the hell man just kill me this too much lol

[@noamsilas7408]

400th like!

[@omnimonium]

gotta be honest, in spite of this game's massive flaws that led to mark (entirely rightfully) never finishing it, i always find myself coming back to this series. i'm deeply fascinated by the concept; the situations in this game are so real and so horrifying, from what you find on the internet to the fact you have to be completely silent if you even _suspect_ someone is after you. I'm not saying the game's portrayal of the dark web in itself is correct, but as someone with a morbid fascination for the pits of humanity, seeing these horrific websites laid out in a manner that reminds you there is someone in real life who does things like this... it creeps me the feck out.

[@bigware9588]

I could’ve sworn he finished it, although it’s been a good long while since I’ve watched this series.

[@spacemantiss]

@@bigware9588 Nah he didn't. The game is extremely difficult and has no save system. I assume this is why he gave up after so many hours of trying and failing.

[@omnimonium]

@@spacemantiss it was that, combined with the fact that multiple times, he died and lost hours of work because of a bug in the game.

[@spacemantiss]

@@omnimonium oh so he was occasionally killed by rng bug? I could see how that could quickly become agonizing to play with.

[@rogelioestrada4530]

@@spacemantiss And on top of that, there are rumors that the creator of the game was using a coded in backdoor to purposefully harass Mark after his critique of the game

[@JunkJawasTaken]

Breaks into apartment: "HAVE YOU HEARD OF NORD VPN?"

[@ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov]

lmao

[@shotakun6044]

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[@anounimousartist9820]

SPONSORED BY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS

[@darks1d3rz16]

NOIRD VPN*

[@user-qe3kz6xg9d]

Ha ha haaaaaa

[@trevormurphy8889]

Mark, you could get a whole series out of this. Apparently this game is really hard to complete. But theres some tips for completing it. Basically, you need to stop using WEP wifi as soon as possible. The other types will help lower your chances of getting swatted. If Noir opened up your window, you're in luck, because If you hear sirens approaching, you should turn off your computer and hide IN THE SHOWER. That's the only place the swat doesn't check. Secondly. You did a great job keeping that door locked, but it won't stop the hitman. If you hear footsteps approaching your door, it's either the hitman or someone else. I dont remember his name, i think its Breather, though. Regardless, if you hear footsteps approaching your door MAKE SURE IT IS LOCKED. If you then hear lockpicking sounds, TURN OFF ALL OF THE LIGHTS IN YOUR HOUSE AND YOUR COMPUTER. Turning off all the lights makes the hitman think you're not home, and he'll leave MUCH faster. HIDE IN EITHER THE CLOSET OR THE BATHTUB. DO NOT PEEK, EVER. DO NOT MAKE A SOUND. If you leave your lights on he'll take forever to leave, and if you leave your computer on he'll wipe your notes AND steal a LOT of your DOS coins. After you THINK he's left, you need to turn on the lights otherwise Noir will get you. Secondly, you NEED to remain quiet, because the hitman may be trying to trick you into thinking he's left. Finally, you should almost NEVER look through the peephole if hitman is out there, he'll probablu shoot you in the head through the peephole if you do, something he is apparently famous for. There's some cues as to whether or not Breather is gonna come get you. However, sometimes he'll appear even without cues. One clue is he will call you and you'll hear either heavy breathing, maniacal laughing, or him telling you he's coming to find or get you. If you hear him in the hallway, do not look out the window or through the peephole. Once he starts fidgeting with your door, DO NOT HIDE. You have to remain completely silent AND hold the door shut. This can take several minutes. Theres also another way breather can get you. When you're getting packages, before you get them you should hide in that nearby door for several minutes, make sure he's not there, then get your package, go BACK into the room, and hide there for several more minutes. Basically, if you go to pick up your package and you can't, you're already dead. Same with if you cant get back into your apartment complex. That's why you should preemptively hide for several minutes. If he comes up to the door you're hiding in, you fight him off the same way as If you were in your apartment. Shut up and hold the door shut. You already know how to fight noir, just look away for 30 seconds. I won't lie, this game is VERY hard, but you're the king of FNAF, so I think this challenge shouldn't be too much for you. It'll just be very time consuming. If you decide to do it, then good luck, I'm rooting for you!

[@ChaseFace]

Trevor Murphy you’re confusing the first and second game because you read the wiki. The breather doesn’t call you anymore, nor can he invade you. Also the Hitman is Lucas. The Breather will only attack you in the alley.

[@trevormurphy8889]

ChaseFace I thought that was the case. It seemed weird that that strategy repeated itself. Oh well, nobody's perfect. Thanks for the correction, though. Appreciate it.

[@SkigBiggler]

Who would use WEP anyway, it's incredibly easy to break in to.

[@SkigBiggler]

Honestly if the player character was at all informed he wouldn't get swatted in the first place. The deep web is commonly hidden behind Tor onion links that obfuscate IP addresses, and can only be accessed when tunnelling through Tor. As such, it'd be bloody difficult to find anyone using Tor in the first place, and blacklisting Tor entry nodes is also very difficult for authorities because only the exit node is visible to outsiders.

[@jj_1167]

Trevor Murphy at least edit it now

[@jockeyfield1954]

power: *goes out* mark with no flashlight: where am i?! noir with no flashlight: where are you?!

[@winter1353]

Me: why are we still here....

[@Arwen_XIV]

...just to suffer.

[@anahowolf6931]

The answer is YES

[@MyGamesCyou]

Hahaha

[@catofculture461]

@@Arwen_XIV ...every night.

[@SmortSlith]

lowkey forgot how unsettling this game is

[@shadowwulfy8684]

Hackers in the game be like: Solve my minigames three and I leave your shit be

[@logicalwren8061]

"Beat me in a game of chess and you keep your money"

[@lanayoung8632]

😂😂

[@jensgunther6022]

"Shut Up and play this Game or we will kill you"

[@HelloThere.....]

Three? What?

[@logicalwren8061]

@@HelloThere..... it's for the rhyme

[@shannontobin7825]

I wish hackers would be like „I will not hack you if you beat this simple minigame(s)“

[@luzbelrodriguez7890]

This comment need more likes

[@paladinstorm]

I mean, the implication is that the minigames are part of counter-measure software that was acquired (through Adam, if the first game is anything to go by) to defend yourself. The minigames are just interfaces (GUI) for the act of turning the type of attack back on the attacker, or at least deflecting it. So by 'winning' the minigame, you're disrupting the hacker through the counter-measures, and setting _them_ back, instead of them setting you back.

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@luzbelrodriguez7890 What it really needs is proper use of quotation marks.

[@niga3]

@@ForeverLaxx it is a proper use of quotation marks. It is not wrong just because its different, youtube user foreverlaxx

[@ForeverLaxx]

@@niga3 It is wrong. I don't subscribe to your made-up rules.

[@GRNGVANNA]

Girl: "Getting psychologically tortured" Markiplier: Funniest shit I ever saw

[@mojo7901]

No hate funny comment and all but is this comment format getting old to anybody else?

[@GRNGVANNA]

@@mojo7901 kinda but it still makes a funny comment once in a while

[@mojo7901]

G10RN0 G10VANNA yeah but most people just say random things and people have been using it for a year or two

[@katipunan4212]

@@mojo7901 Its the fucking internet FUNNIEST SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN

[@friight_]

Humans Are Retarded Creatures it’s literally just repeating the video

[@sebastienstevenson1618]

I think the worst part about this game is that when you think a website is innocent it's absolutely shockingly horrible

[@orion_starchaser]

You mean the best part

[@OutlasterTwink]

​@@orion_starchaser Ohhh you're so edgy you're so scary ohhh your attempt at dark humor was so shocking 😐

[@Noodlesoup0]

Except the rock website 😂

[@typicalasianguy1805]

@@OutlasterTwink I don’t think what he said was edgy.

[@shadowtailvalcorin]

Mark free roaming in the hallway, and stairwell gives me intense anxiety.

[@R3C0NSPARTAN]

Honestly free roaming my own hallway and stairwell gives me anxiety

[@stureremil4925]

Jordan Busch I can relate

[@shadowtailvalcorin]

@@R3C0NSPARTAN honestly, same at night

[@derpyfox1014]

Unrelated, but your profile is adorable

[@shadowtailvalcorin]

@@derpyfox1014 Why thank you! Its unrelated, but I do appreciate it! I like yours as well.

[@aliciaduarte4878]

Thank you comments section, you’ve been a lovely host. However I must push on and go...full screen.

[@novaeffect6714]

ok

[@46nezumisucks]

godspeed, comrade

[@johnnythejoker1773]

We will crack open a cold one for ya (unless you don’t drink then at that point) we will have to give you a big cake or something I don’t know

[@thebutterscotchkid2481]

NO! You won't be able to handle it! (This is a joke)

[@blehbloop6584]

Godspeed brave soldier

[@SYNTRY-lz8hc]

probably dead girl: ...Please tell my parents I love them. Mark: *snickers* Adam: *Immediately* Okay.... Mark: *cackles loudly*

[@z3rox969]

I was laughing so hard 😭😭

[@JamesIsVoid]

SYNTRY 9169 ha me

[@tyffaneelavely8087]

u guys read the chat that was on there to the left side of the girl? It was fkd up to say the least lol

[@wingardiumlachancla9078]

I think he was reading the chat 😅 Edit : oh welp my bad, he was laughing at the terrible acting of the girl.

[@guccicoochie7138]

Tyffanee Lavely I don’t think it’s real people though

[@TheDankNootTF2]

Mark: "I don't mean to laugh" _Not even 3 seconds later_ Mark: *_hysterical laughter_*

[@vickrice6082]

Mark laughing at the girl going “who is there?” Gives me the energy of that vine of the sleeping girl who gets water poured on her and she just goes “Hello?”

[@WURMZZZZ_NDSTUFF]

BJHKGHDKH YES

[@ollieno971]

THATS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING IFUGJGKGVJ

[@YxngFresco]

I literally just wrote this exact comment over a year later ahahaha

[@dollyaigacha]

I remember that video, comedy gold.

[@maryilama6774]

Everyone in the chat: MARK LOCK YOUR DOOORR! that one person in the chat: plot twist: we are talking about Mark's actual door

[@lemuielmanning9184]

You the little one

[@02_xf61]

Jesus Pabon lol

[@ArcticArmy]

@Jesus Pabon Thats so random its not funny.

[@godlyhax4172]

@@ArcticArmy okay

[@imtwaig5287]

@@ArcticArmy ahaaa

[@Motte-9000]

Motion detectors can warn you of Lucas, as can footsteps and the sou d of him picking your lock. Before Lucas (The Hit man) enters the room, make sure to turn off all lights to make him leave sooner, turn off your computer to as well, and then hide in the shower, DO NOT LOOK PEEK OUTSIDE. When Lucas leaves, turn on all the lights immediately to prevent the Noir from killing you. There's a chance the power will go out while Lucas is still in your room. Look out for the Noir when that happens, the Noir also tend to appear if you have clicked on a link and it is not loading. If you are to leave The Doll Maker site up and go check your door you will see The Doll Maker standing there with one of his dolls and presents you a side quest. Holding the VPNs on the wall until you find a spot where they turn green held you find the best place to leave them. Hope this helped.

[@agustog4009]

Melina Jenkins you don’t have to turn all of the lights on for the noir. If you see them you turn away for 30 seconds and they go away (your back to them).

[@agustog4009]

Melina Jenkins also vpns are useless :p just buy back door hacks and let yourself get hacked and you can get upwards to 100 D Coins

[@alienkeef6488]

Totally unrelated but your profile picture is beautiful

[@keithquang9169]

Correct me if I’m wrong but is your profile picture Daddy Shiro?

[@Motte-9000]

KEITH QUANG You are indeed correct.

[@Aeizium]

26:51 -- Power outage 34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens 46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing. 46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet. 55:34 -- Mark hears something. 57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer. 1:02:08 -- Power outage 1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony. 1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked. 1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend. 1:48:01 -- Power outage 2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him. 2:11:41 -- Power outage 2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie 2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate.

[@sunflwrcat]

Ryan why is this comment so underrated xd

[@KadenHamner]

@@sunflwrcat honestly

[@Aeizium]

well i took it from someone else i had to do scrolling to find it so i just reposted it for my own convenience

[@malevolentmarmalade4828]

why did you make the scenes sound less scary than they were i almost had a heart attack

[@Aeizium]

@@malevolentmarmalade4828 lady that's your own problem, narcissist in training

[@fabz9789]

Adam: if you see the Noir just turn your back and they should be gone Mark: leaves the fucking building

[@owencooper6277]

Pro skilz

[@Nico-nd2qn]

Bro said f this I’m out.

[@sami_irl]

Funny youtube comment in 2022 (rare)

[@V3rminous]

I mean I’d do just the same

[@skylarwhite3163]

i have a bomb

[@emighalissa]

"When are they going to send that assassin after me?" *walks downstairs, comes back up to an assassin* Be careful what you wish for, Mark

[@encyclochemeleon276]

When does that happen in the video?

[@archiereacts6656]

near the very end

[@RandProductions45]

I’m convinced that the cops don’t care what you’re doing on the deep web, they’re just upset that you’re on the computer past your bed time.

[@microwavedeletus9115]

they're only showing up because you're using a pirated copy of windows 7

[@kittycove]

The people in chat spamming alt+f4 while Mark is asking how to save: "I have achieved comedy"

[@anewasafreak]

Very funny, did laugh

[@aplanenerdandagamenerd9087]

"Ah yes I will most definitely manage to fool the man who's been playing video games on KZbin for the past 6 years"

[@ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov]

Yeah

[@movedaccount2596]

@@ProgrammerMichaelAgarkov Yeah

[@dr.coomer789]

They technically right, to close the window

[@pepis652]

mark accidentally made this game way scarier than it was ever supposed to be by forgetting to pick up a flashlight and getting lost in the dark like a terrified child,, this wasnt even meant to be part of the game man edit: i like to visit the replies under my comment here with a bowl of popcorn every couple months or so, with a 'watching the world burn' kind of smile on my face. its very entertaining honestly

[@samsonguy10k]

If it wasn't meant to be then the flashlight would have been stuck on him all the time.

[@briannakotru609]

😂😂 yeah I love how chaotic this video is

[@MrPonthus]

@@AppleOfThineEye If it wasnt inteded to be scary, why're there jumpscares lol

[@AppleOfThineEye]

@@MrPonthus I didn't say the game wasn't intended to be scary, Einstein. Read the original comment again.

[@MrPonthus]

@@AppleOfThineEye You said you higly doubt that it was intended to be scary. Which means that you dont think it was intended to be scary.

[@token_Tinko]

Imagine if this was multiplayer and everybody got their hotel room XD

[@nevermind3421]

I was thinking the same omg 😂😂😂😭

[@kof1941]

That would be cool but I think everyone would prank each other and not really get anything else done

[@jessicamcglaughlin9152]

Dude I would love watching the Peens play that. Bob would be screaming through walls yelling, “I FOUND A WRENCH!” And the other guys like “shut the fuck up!”

[@ballisticblocker9163]

Hacker: I’m going to hack your bank account and steal your Dos. Me: *Completes Crossword Puzzle* Hacker: ‘Understandable have a nice day’

[@mojo7901]

Is this comment format getting old to anyone else?

[@maddy5975]

@@mojo7901 no its a youtube comment for gods sake not a dissertation

[@osvaldorestrepo8680]

@@mojo7901 Not if it's actually funny

[@IX_4]

@@mojo7901 yeah its old

[@_.v4nny.b0nny._]

@@mojo7901 I thought it was funny then again I think alot of stupid things are funny so idk

[@ryuhouchiha]

mark in regards to the guy that shot you at the end, lucas. he will break into your apartment. that it why it is always important to make sure the door is locked. the warning sign for him is that you will hear the door handle jingle. that is him trying to pick the lock. run to the bathroom and hide in the tub. be very careful he is known to pretend that he left and will kill you. you can counter him by buying motion sensors and placing them in the hallways near your door. that way you know if he is coming and you have time to hide. but if you get the motion sensors also get the app on the computer that alerts you to when they go off.

[@connorstinnett2015]

ryuhouchiha thanx for spoilers....note to self never read comments when your not even 10min in the vid...

[@RandomGuy666100]

That's downright stupid game design then.

[@ryuhouchiha]

@connor stinnett, sorry about that, i had posted this literally right after the stream had ended and was in the mindset that everyone had just finished watching it. i didn't think about the people who would come in later.

[@dragongamer4056]

Also close the computer cause he will steal your DOS coin

[@Anomalocaria]

i have watched this series about four times now, watching Mark's full on descent into abject madness is a delightful journey - all five stages of grief displayed in a beautiful arc across six episodes, each episode with its own bitter arc of grief, culminating in the Final Acceptance that this game just... isn't for him lol. it's always great to follow up the series with a speedrun of the game rofl

[@omnimonium]

artfully stated, not to mention creepily similar to my own motives in rewatching this game again and again

[@skitzorikk1161]

Mark: tried to sign up for disease spreading and sharing website* Also mark: getting raided by SWAT* "what did I do?!"

[@ave_maria323]

Pretty much

[@GarbageHomo]

Coronananana

[@yukorai8323]

Skitzo Rick this didn’t age well

[@richardlaney7556]

Maybe the government should stay out of the affairs of consenting adults!

[@Accidentalreef]

At where?

[@bobbarker412]

Quite honestly, the chat log in the game is actually fairly well done. It seems like a real chat, where everyone is different between calling the police or wanting to see her nude... My favorite comment: "She needs conditioner" I freaking died.

[@BrokenGodEnt]

The "I wonder what her head will look like on a stick" one made me chuckle

[@foursub]

Delaine Duquette Kind of agree, though I somewhat doubt anyone on the deep web would use "ROFL" in a chat.

[@kingslushie1018]

Regard Birch I mean, these are people who find amusement in her murder

[@scarlettbalderas7817]

Bob Barker lol

[@Corviidei]

So did she

[@The_Anti-Guide]

"When you hear WHOOM you don't say hello, you go AHHH and run" Mark: *hears chair scratch* Hello? Is anybody there? Mark: *hears crash* HELLO?! WHO'S IN HERE WITH ME?! Mark: *hears random noises* COULD YOU MAYBE NOT!! *Does not run away* Okay Mark, don't say hello, got it, just run.

[@Mnyu]

Mikowski I KNOW RIGHT?? And he started the video complaining on how the girl froze and asked "Hello?" when there was a noise 😔

[@nintendosphia4449]

*reads comment* Huh, your name is like that little green thing from monsters inc

[@EqicBunny]

I'm 100% sure the first time he was doing it as a joke because his reaction was quite delayed

[@eva-kp6jh]

.

[@jaybird6597]

Riiiiiiiight mark. *slow inhale* riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. Weeeeeee ruuuuuun. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. *inhale* Riiiiiiight. *exhale* right. Right? Right.... *sigh*

[@heavensbrat3275]

rewatching this, I love how Mark sees the guy at the back door and then IMMEDIATELY walks up to him like nothing bad will happen... then dies and yells at the game

[@AnomalousZoologist]

When I logged into the stream I KNEW that the assassin was gonna' get you. Lo and behold, he did. You really ought to make a series out of this. It's going to take much more time, but it is do-able. You've beaten FNAF, you've beaten Rides with Strangers, you've even beaten the original Welcome to the Game. You just gotta' get the cues down and you're golden.

[@redsteak5357]

Them "cues" are key. 👍😆

[@jordansommer5919]

Don't forget Vanish XD

[@TheGeladoo]

Yeah, this should be a series, just not a livestream again since the chat keeps distracting Mark

[@mefistofeles5193]

4 ads, 2 hours 30 minutes, *not all heroes wear capes...*

[@fireboltofdeath]

0 ads, 2 hours, 30 minutes, 2 seconds. Adblocker should wear a cape.

[@falconeclover3857]

I've seen 10 ads on a 10 minute video

[@sethhartley4826]

@@falconeclover3857 I've had a 2 hour add unskippable on a 30 sec video.

[@iidkkdii6341]

i got two ads

[@Ledybit]

...the flash doesn’t wear a cape... Edit- I’m stupid

[@kokichioma2329]

Imagine being the neighbor of this guy and just hearing: "I LOCK THE DAMN DOOR you guys are crazy" and you not hearing anyone else talking. You would think this guys nuts and paranoid.

[@adamkerman475]

Middle of the night as well

[@shiromi8401]

koKICHI!!!!!

[@thegoldensealion9463]

Could be on a phonecall

[@JK-dv5is]

Mark has clearly never seen the vine where the girl gets water poured on her while she is sleeping, and wakes up only to say "hello"

[@maddijasnyy]

Ahh the good old days

[@wowzerswoow]

Funfact that’s not actually the girl waking up talking it’s the one pouring the water

[@FilmBucket]

@@wowzerswoow the former is way funnier tho

[@gutzbin]

I remember playing this game, i was on the 7th hash and some assassin trying to kill me. I went to the bathroom to hide then my mom and cousins came into the room screaming. I never played again.

[@amethystblue6355]

Can't you just disable microphone permissions?

[@bbxgreenieofficial1905]

I laughed my ass off at this comment😂🔥

[@gutzbin]

Zav I liked having them because they made it so i had to focus and stay silent. It immersed me into the game, Especially cause i usually played at around 2-4am. The one time i played at 8pm

[@lillian_0414]

Damn

[@thisismynamenow]

Mazen Fisher that’s rough bruh 😂

[@FlaminGamin2237]

Mark: When you hear... *WHoOoOOm* , your first instinct isn't to go "HELLO?" *In Mark's playthrough of the 1st game* *loud noises* Mark: HELLO!?

[@ClovertheEnby]

FlaminGamin lol

[@cheersnake1472]

Mark in a nutshell

[@marissasosebee6248]

Mark is a hypocrite 😂😂😂

[@connorcranberry]

FlaminGamin this comment is a rip offf

[@tetsurokuroo9218]

Lmaooo

[@zifebort8245]

3:50 I love how the game also allow you to free roam, and the fact you can go outside make this game feels like real.. LOVE IT

[@PrimoBambino]

mark is the only one that can do livestreams, but make it seem like a normal video.

[@ryleemacdonald863]

yup. Couldn't agree more

[@Galapogoesgato]

Fart head

[@emrahalien2972]

@Squishified i know he roasted him so badly.

[@lindorz]

Shane Shumway damn that could really hurt someone’s soul

[@gaellorenzo3006]

@@Galapogoesgato DUDE HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT MONSTER

[@boontedyt]

Mark: Sees someone standing on the balcony Mark: what’s popin Noir: don’t mind me just watchin

[@jamiehill1444]

Mark: brand new whip just hopped in

[@hornetisspider]

@@jamiehill1444 and now you are permanently locked *in*

[@supremekermitt]

omg my brudda

[@MizzyThwang]

@@supremekermitt m mlmmlmoooklk kookoooo kokoko kookookokoko kkoookokokokkokkkkkokkkkkkokkkkkkkkkokkkkkoko no mkkkkkkkkkkkokooo. Lon

[@Aztecha2003]

Did you just reference NF

[@chloedavis2822]

Mark: I haven't been hacked in awhile Gets hacked Mark: when are they going to send the assassinator Gets assassinated

[@CamJam312]

You missed the opportunity to say "Mark gets assassinatored"

[@08_oso]

No one is assassinated. That's just a hitman/killing cult. You are assassinated if it was for political reasons, other wise you were murdered or killed

[@homelesshobo4643]

@@08_oso actually, assasination is defined by premeditated sudden or secretive murder. Political, financial, personal reasons dont really matter, the word just is usually used when a political official is killed secretly.

[@lettuce4179]

@瑞安卡特里尔 no ur mom haha lol

[@hienosaatoa]

@@lettuce4179 no ur mom big funny

[@WillowWispGaming]

this is one of my favorite series to binge from Mark but god… it’s infuriating. still hurts me that he never beat it

[@Firesgone]

Famously the dev was interfering. Remember how he was able to see the dev's live twitter page? He can watch you whenever you play and spawn in enemies

[@cavona]

​@firesgone7692 welcome to the game I guess lol

[@morganley4618]

Same!!!! Watch it every year

[@someonecd9764]

He did beat it huhh

[@TOONYBOY]

When did he beat it? In his last video on the series he said that it was a broken game and he was never coming back to it

[@salacious_modeus.]

*”This girl needs some conditioner.”* Me: _wheezing like a lunatic_

[@umbraexe3069]

Im so glad you saw that too😂 those commets were fucked but some were so funny

[@wxc9076]

SHE NEED SOME milk oh sorry wrong thing ehem SHE NEED SOME CONDITIONER

[@PearuArmasJ]

Where's the funny

[@432applechips5]

@@PearuArmasJ shut up

[@xoxotwitch.x]

The, “I’m about c*m” made me laugh for no reason 😭

[@Neppiko]

This is like me, 6 years old trying to install a free version of Minecraft but instead installed a few hundred viruses

[@TheZomiex]

Sky Coder711 lol I actually did that to my old computer when I was 9

[@herbalfangaming4472]

Hah on my old alcatel one touches I always downloaded viruses by accident while trying to hack my phones into WiFi and other shit

[@MrAchsas]

Sky Coder711 lol i did the same like 7years ago

[@schirmer4840]

Sky Coder711 honestly not gonna lie did the same thing

[@JugalSingh]

That's me, 4 years ago. Now I play triple-A games from Steam on my beast rig. GOD I LOVE MY LIFE. That's right, I'm flexing on you, Whatcha' gonna do?!?

[@mothiq]

26:51 -- Power outage 34:31 -- Loud bang, door opens 46:15 -- Mark hears movement and/or breathing. 46:37 -- Mark opens door to the bathroom closet. 55:34 -- Mark hears something. 57:16 -- "Creepy" noise on the computer. 1:02:08 -- Power outage 1:11:24 -- Mark sees Noir on his balcony. 1:12:39 -- Mark is attacked. 1:44:47 -- Mark meets a friend. 1:48:01 -- Power outage 2:08:36 -- Mark has a stalker peeping at him. 2:11:41 -- Power outage 2:19:45 -- Mark Sees Noir on His Balcony: Part Two: The Return of the Noir: The Movie 2:27:39 -- Mark meets his soulmate. i took this from another comment, so i didnt do any of this. i just wanted a quicker jump scare list to get to for my self

[@ashleighgoodwin8498]

love your profile picture

[@antonhagbox02]

That second one should be labeled "FBI OPEN UP!!!!"

[@teeter_1253]

thx

[@tflees]

i want die RTgame fan? Or no.

[@tflees]

I want die mii

[@CryoDrago]

I love how he gets up and he’s just immediately flashbanged and arrested 😂

[@user-mh7db7ei1s]

You know, people like to crap on Let's Plays by saying things such as, "Why wouldn't you just play the game yourself?" THIS is why. This game is extremely well thought-out and interesting, but oh my god, does it give me anxiety. I'm such a chicken that I would sit in the shower the whole time and not achieve anything. So thanks Mark, for dealing with the Noir and the Breather so that wimps like me can hide in the comments when it gets too intense and enjoy the story.

[@NE0INEAN]

Bunny Wabbit I’ve never related to a comment so much before. Well said.

[@fisherofmen3336]

And this way is free ;)

[@bagduster9381]

Bunny Wabbit yeah same with me, this game literally has me sobbing on the floor with the whole house lit up holding a nerf gun or something. I need to man up tbh.

[@morena9900]

Bunny Wabbit i literally pause the video like every 2 minutes to *breathe*

[@DylanTheDuck18]

Bunny Wabbit YES! and it can be really ironic when they watch sports, but don’t play them. They always make me so mad and I usually try to throw the questions back at them. Sorry about the rant

[@donnieboi6409]

Anyone remember the “lock the ___” joke in the live chat? It got stupid like, lock the lock, lock the chair, lock the balcony, lock the shower curtain. All because he kept forgetting about locking the door and the chat started trolling

[@donnieboi6409]

@@colamaster13 ?

[@colamaster13]

@@donnieboi6409 nvm idk wtf I'm saying

[@MiniCake44]

Haha yeah I remember! I was laughing so much

[@donnieboi6409]

@@MiniCake44 one of my favorite moments!

[@bjarnhedur]

yeah pretty annoying

[@madisonkeeton5754]

I absolutely love how mark is screaming “HOW DO I AVOID THAT???” When the cops come busting in and he’s so busy screaming he doesn’t see the computer telling him how to avoid that.🤣

[@meltingmoon5161]

Mark: "I don't wanna play this game for hundreds of hours!" So he plays it for 17 hours

[@Etnad-f7r]

TBF 17

[@detectivegoose1107]

Girl at the beginning: "If they do get to me, please tell my parents I love them." Mark: *giggles*

[@allywaite7600]

In his defense, the acting really was awful. She held a mostly straight face the whole time. Her expression was less of “^^^^”and more like “I hope I have enough cash to pay the fine at the library”

[@killergamer3211]

@@allywaite7600 True. More expressive faces would have been nicer, fake tears, a bit of a messier appearance, and even vocal chances would have made it feel more real than default siri talking facts about cheese (just a random example, cheese is actually a intresting thing to learn about)

[@kazneal7717]

I would find her parents immediately after watching that. Fuck trying to save her.

[@sant6820]

I mean that is the most cliche thing she can say

[@dustynakaandbjrn7792]

"I forgot my flashlight" *completely ignores flashlight*

[@eloise1579]

Oh no it's a bear run he could attack at any moment

[@andromeda_va39]

In the "Dead or Not" chat, one "user" says "Hi KZbin!" Accidental fourth wall break?

[@MudkepHome]

No because the devs knew people are going to upload this to youtube.

[@boi0111]

Holy s omg this is insane time travel.

[@mafraldinha25]

it’s like that part on undertale genocide route where flowey says something like “I bet somebody else is watching this right now because they were too cowards to do it themselves...”

[@AlyxDG]

Somebody said "This girl needs some conditioner" which broke me.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

its also could be beacuse some people have channels dedicated to exploring the deep/dark web

[@SkyeTheNerd]

I don't understand how this game gets me so scared unlike other horror games. It's a masterclass in suspense and tension. I'm scared the entire time and filled with paranoia

[@etherealmei8540]

Mark: "hope there's not a friendly visitor waiting for me :3" also mark (almost immediately): *meets friendly visitor in the hall and proceeds to death hard*

[@ev9947]

I love how mark is talking about “ DONT SAY HELLO WHEN U HEAR A LOUD NOISE!” Yet when he played the first version of this game 1 year ago, that’s all he did when he heard noises like that XDDD

[@misteroofnani7799]

Cookie lol

[@aaliyahv9737]

Cookie ikr who would do that

[@Hellspawn_666]

Ikr!... Man, Mark has grown up so much... * tear rolls off cheek *

[@spicegrill]

Character development

[@thatchthesnatch8632]

Cookie it’s from experience fam

[@andrewr3846]

I let out a powerful fart and mark stops and says “I heard that” 13:03 . Good 4th wall break mark

[@callmewolf3910]

😂😂

[@afternoon_stalker1206]

“I let out a powerful fart” is the best fucking sentence I’ve ever heard.

[@infinitelove247]

Was it that bad? Lol

[@andrewr3846]

Infinite Love let’s just say I’m surprised I didn’t get a noise complaint

[@Silverlugia1256]

@@andrewr3846 it's not a fourth wall break if the video was years before what you did

[@collinpayant7963]

im very convinced that this is one of the most difficult games to play and complete. Its extremely realistic, disturbing, and punishing. People arent used to games like this, and thats why its so popular. love it

[@artiststrashcan2542]

Markiplier: Don't be there Hitman: *is there*

[@BlameJuliet]

FNAF Theories & Minecraft Gaming I read this as it happened hahahaha

[@psyche1867]

and you know wat he wants :P

[@stephanie3185]

BUT WHY THO??

[@artiststrashcan2542]

Stephanie Tangalos Cuz you tried to hack into the most secure place on the deep web which has top secret info

[@killerbunny4075]

hooooooooooooooooo

[@thomasdavis8722]

the scariest part of this game is that someone wrote all of this

[@5ince_true516]

The creator of the doll maker are sick fuck... 😆🤔

[@oceanjones4811]

Wait... how do they know about these sites....?

[@kuriousk927]

@@oceanjones4811 some of the sites are based off of known criminal hangouts (like the pedo ones), and the one for the dollmaker is a slightly altered version of a creepy pasta. Still creepy af

[@katiemcgroddy9712]

@@kuriousk927 TW for stuff about the dollmaker: Fun fact, the dollmaker creepypasta is based off a real guy who kidnapped girls and cut off their limbs to sell them as living sex dolls.

[@consequenceandmorality9937]

@@katiemcgroddy9712 Yeah who himself was inspired by the work of Gillies De Ries i.e Bluebeard.

[@greenscreen7948]

"This girl needs some conditioner" -user679

[@mortem4342]

Also user903

[@theboywhoaskedfordeath309]

I’m about to come user382

[@perceusshadowmantle9538]

someone said “hello KZbin “

[@nessamcfadden]

ya i was reading all of them and i saw that one and was like : .... true \_(•-•)_/

[@wolfvalentine3550]

me trying to enjoy a nice burrito while watching some mark let's plays Mark: "I really want AIDS" *slowly puts burrito away and shuts off pc*

[@PunkWad]

You don't get to the cat and or the milk part, did you?

[@nordic7453]

Why the burrito doe

[@Flameonoodle]

@@nordic7453 Why not?

[@thetrueknight]

When I heard that I was like “ok Jared Fogle”

[@roleye]

@@PunkWad or the shit pills?

[@Gibbithy_the_problem_child]

Mark: whenever you hear wooooooooom you don’t say hello Also mark:*every time he hears a noise in any other game* hellooo

[@kauedasilva1072]

I don’t recall any of those noises being a wooooooooom.

[@Burscutum]

@@calebwong8317 The joke was none of the noises Mark said "helloooo?" too were "wooooom" so technically him reacting to random noises isn't him being hypocritical

[@jackaruby4222]

Every time Mark peaked through the peephole I expected Agent 47 with a silenced pistol right against the peephole.

[@maxkrabler1220]

Why Are You Reading This hahaha hahaha 007

[@pidgeyiscool559]

same here man

[@azanopi6572]

Same

[@DetectiveDilly]

SAME

[@claus.ninten]

Girl: If I die, then tell my parents I love them... Mark: [chuckle] Adam: ...Okay- Mark: *[C A C K L E]*

[@lechugatortuga5593]

"I don't mean to laugh" Also mark: intense giggle fit

[@ahlogic5960]

Mark: *gets up from chair* we're gonna get some mONEYYY >:DD Mark: *takes one step away from desk* Police: *SLAMS DOOR OPEN, FLASH GRENADE, SCREAMING, APPREHENDS, G U N*

[@cometmoon2323]

I was reading comments and as soon as i read this, it happen in the video.

[@everettbuswell1763]

@@cometmoon2323 no one gives an ass.

[@Venom-bc5kc]

@@everettbuswell1763 who asked for you to say that? It was uncalled for. Yeah nobody did care but still!

[@spring9137]

I expected him to get SWAT'ed but I never knew when it was going to happen so I just ended up getting suprised.

[@thonccchoncc]

@@cometmoon2323 that happens to me all the time lmao

[@Julian-up4sr]

if you think that I'm gonna watch 2 and a half hours of mark playing a game then you're absolutely right

[@zmozie9026]

Funny joke :)

[@Julian-up4sr]

@@zmozie9026 *Y O S*

[@trinitygilmore3694]

Attttttt night of course why not

[@arcticfox5379]

Spoodimin same bro, same

[@spinelthefloof7542]

actually is 2 hours, 20 minutes and 8 SECONDSZSSSSSSS, get it right 🙄🙄😒😒😡😡😡

[@Mechmanjj]

Please, please mark keep playing this game. Make a series out of it. It's very hard game but you will love it now that its finished.

[@friedchickenchessemilos2687]

Oddly enough I like to re-watch the series to help me sleep, listening to this or watching this before going to bed is actually helping me sleep, thanks mark!

[@dummyrice1105]

Same actually it can get so tedious that but still interesting that I fall asleep

[@Ava-fx8to]

me too, i’ve watched it like 4 times 😭

[@joeytorres4566]

I fell asleep during part one

[@Skullfrog626]

Same here

[@logicallyillogical982]

*drone drops package* Mark: THE FUTURE IS NOW

[@lizardmilk6757]

Mark: *Breathes* Everyone in the comments: *LOcK tHe DoOR*

[@paulbaltazarrr]

Emma Groover true

[@starrynight_._]

True 😂

[@Particle3223]

That was so annoying my god

[@beverly_6560]

Emma Groover Tru

[@inferno3054]

Emma Groover u mean the live chat replay?

[@Punchy-blonde20]

Marks logic: “oh, there is a guy OUTSIDE the window, so to get away from him, I will run all the way downstairs to OUTSIDE” lol, mark

[@connorcranberry]

He’s on the eighth floor tho

[@therealmyers7826]

True true😂

[@meercat1880]

this game holds a very special place in my heart. that place, although quarantined off and monitored by 6 different guards, sure is special to me.

[@ahmedluay-mu7me]

You should lock the door To avoid Lucas A method to avoid him while your in your apartment You should listen carefully to his lock picking Hide In the closet listen to the door opening and closing Then you can leave And yeah you should close your pc

[@goober6112]

Girl: “If they do, then tell my parents I love them...” Mark: “hehe”

[@jaygay6576]

He explained why he laughed. I laughed too.

[@superhoodies7642]

"Sorry I don't mean to laugh" top 10 things to say while watching a kidnapping.

[@robertstevens6988]

c0olman 221 lmao wow that is something else

[@MsBlackRussia1682]

This game always freaked me out because I always felt that it was real in someway somehow & it’s just uncomfortably weird. Although, IT IS DAMN WELL MADE & EXTREMELY ENTERTAINING WHICH IS WHY THEY ABSOLUTELY DEFINITELY NEED WELL HAVE TO MAKE MORE WITH MORE HISTORY & BACKGROUND!!!!!! WELL DONE CREATORS/DEVELOPERS♥️👍🏽🤙🏽 ✌🏽

[@jamper9039]

Game: *scratching noises and weird noises* Chat: MARK YOU MUST HIDE Mark: *keeps speaking REALLY LOUD so he doesn't hear anything*

[@winter1353]

If you ignore it, it won't come to you

[@ashluvsyouu789]

what time

[@Alderwood69]

*picks up glass to drink tea* Mark: IM HEARING THAT! *slowly puts glass back on table*

[@maxinedevlugt4122]

.

[@brendan9734]

Me: **drinking tea** Shippuden: Why does everyone specify they’re drinking tea? Me: **Puts tea back on table**

[@RoseOnFire]

Brendan lol well played

[@jcdenton4534]

Hold on. You kinda look like me, My name is also Zakk, and I'm almost completely gay... That's creepy.

[@charlesjames7327]

Lt. Hank Anderson stunt double maybe???

[@thejfkshow347]

Mark: *Senses danger* Mark: "Marco!" Noir: "Polo- OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT-"

[@BillionaireBriefs.]

I never knew where did the marco and polo originate from?

[@thejfkshow347]

@@BillionaireBriefs. I believe there was a trader called Marco Polo, he was impossible to trace I think, so that's where the game came from.

[@BillionaireBriefs.]

@@thejfkshow347 oh thanks I thought it came from a Netflix series or something

[@This-jy6wn]

timestamp?

[@thejfkshow347]

@@This-jy6wn aint no timestamp my friend, just original memes.

[@crypt1dcr3ature]

Mark: Uh, game developers, I found a BUG Game Dev: and I took that personally