I WOULD NEVER LIE... | Liar's Bar - Part 1

[@Coconutcrow7115]

Zootopia 2 looks way different then I imagined

[@KuQuack]

@@Coconutcrow7115 Nick's sister is getting into some serious shenanigans…

[@bulletking187]

The Judy's got her work cut out for her when she has to go undercover to take down oink mcsqueallys illegal gamblin ring

[@barmetler]

than. For comparisons, we use "than". "then" is the opposite of "now". Examples: Back _then,_ I was stupid. Now I am smarter _than_ ever.

[@ericmonaco4509]

​​@@KuQuack I thought that was Diane Foxington from Bad Guys

[@TeenPerspektiva]

I love your example xD​@@barmetler

[@NightDog246]

I love how Wade always customizes his character to be "attractive", Bob often makes his look like himself (tall n beefy), and Mark just chooses whatever looks cool to him or the default

[@redflame300]

"attractive"

[@CarlosSanchez-ro6xw]

​@@redflame300Yeah, furry guy detected

[@phantombrotha1788]

​@@CarlosSanchez-ro6xw Woah, I clicked off this comment for 1 second and your reply just appeared

[@CraftyF0x809_TheFoxProtector]

@@CarlosSanchez-ro6xw one: not every "furry" is attracted to animals.

[@davidfernelz]

or, if possible mark just vehemently refuses any and all customization options

[@bulbul1253]

For some reason, the characters fit very well with their personality

[@NotNotGrumm]

you didn't have to do bob like that

[@nofamilylink541]

unless u mean bob and mark

[@Mikieval]

@@NotNotGrumm i was thinking the same thing when i saw this comment

[@IAmNoRookie]

I also thought it fit well. Course i first watched it on bob's channel before mark's. Which I like Bob's pov video better. No harm on Mark. It's just funny watching mark behind the cool dog's face is all.

[@WhisperDeathray]

@@IAmNoRookie Valid reason to rewatch the video on ALL of their perspectives, as well as listen to their shenanigans on their hit podcast Distractable! (Available on Spotify, Apple Music, or where all podcasts are played!)

[@wowdante]

Wade's so good at Liar's Bar, that he won a round of lying by telling the truth.

[@ZumaAlapa]

LOL

[@silverflight01]

6:33 _BANG_ "Oh s**t… I mean EUGH" - Bob, 2024

[@johnfoy6590]

*THUD*

[@markiplierfromwalmart]

why is this so funny 😭😭

[@StroJPP]

@@markiplierfromwalmart Timing. On point.

[@Mike_Rottchburns]

His quotes made me smile and laugh the most

[@KuQuack]

It was perfectly timed with his character too

[@APacketOfBeans]

The pig has cloven hoof hands, but the horse bartender in the back has human hands and it’s freaking me out

[@guineapig5858]

Bojack ran away to be a bar tender. Nothing like testing your sobriety by serving alcohol

[@plasmabasher]

It's a guy disguised as a horse by wearing one of those horse masks, that's why it's called Liar's Bar

[@EpicRandomness555]

Makes me think of the deer in Adventure Time that takes off his hooves and wiggles his little fingers.

[@jessezslayers]

Not to mention that the pig has an extra finger in the loading screen

[@JoFoBoYt]

Mark is a dog and has hands

[@Jasarkirion-]

15:50 Let's see if luck's still on my side! Mark: IT IS! *BAM!* *THUD*

[@DarkfireTaimatsu]

Perfect last words~

[@skaudivee]

It was a lucky shot!

[@freddycalifornia1384]

I died with Mark when that happened (but from laughter)🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

[@tacitblue8979]

Just like in Buckshot Roulette when he said "Play-it-booold."

[@MrSpartan993]

Put THAT on a Magic the Gathering card.

[@matthewherndon6488]

5:55 Bob (sarcastically): First one, Mark dies. Mark: *actually dies*

[@Anticury_8462]

It had so many "First Night is Never Usually That Bad" Vibes

[@thelonelywhale219]

Yeah that got me good 😅

[@KyloFX]

​@@Anticury_8462"Ah! FUC-!!?"

[@theexiiedfeiiow4748]

Okay, given the sarcasm flair, would that, theoretically, make him honest or a liar?

[@jahnybravo2168]

12:40 I love that you can see Mark *instantly* realize he has the perfect hand. Looks up excitedly at the camera before catching himself and "sighing" to start playing it cool.

[@AshCatTrainz]

And then he played queens

[@namelessnavnls8060]

Wade's voice coming out of a really girly looking fox is such a funny subversion of expectation but also kinda fits???

[@MondayZi]

Wade is just so vixenable huh

[@LeoHKepler]

Idk about fits... Gives me chills. And not in a good way.

[@davidruns]

@@namelessnavnls8060 you might say a foxy fox

[@KuQuack]

He has a cute voice ✨

[@Beam3178]

Lol don't play vrchat

[@jjjfo1818]

2:04 Mark claimed 5 queens right away and no one even noticed 😭😂

[@zacharymcleod460]

it was only 3 queens that turn

[@Mystic-Midnight]

@@zacharymcleod460 They had 5 Queens on the table out of like 8 (6 + 2 Jokers) and mark threw down 3 still lol

[@zacharymcleod460]

@@Mystic-Midnight Oh is that what he meant?

[@OutXider]

The LOOK AT ME parts always crack me tf up

[@honeypossum05]

WATCH THE LIFE DRAIN FROM MY EYES

[@Teenage_Mutant_Ginga_Ninja]

"Can you see my mouth?"

[@lothar8677]

I love how Mark this entire match was just pretty much a guy from Mad Max screaming "WITNESS ME" Funny as hell

[@FrilledMayfly_AmberlyFerrule]

Good to see Mark play Uno again, what a fun wholesome game

[@rainy.mg9]

So glad that mark is staying true to his word. We’re all GAGGING on his content right now

[@bjoekae]

What

[@kyleparks2810]

@@bjoekae its from the stream that he did yesterday. he says it at the very end

[@syra1541]

LMFAOO what

[@grancoast]

what

[@mxmxry_]

i'm gagging on his WHAT!?!?

[@gamegenious488d]

15:52 markiplier`s character: let`s see if lucks still on my side. Markiplier: it is. (Shoots gun and dies)

[@slm20408]

in fact not on his side

[@unknowncreature-0069]

5:29 being a woman in a bar simulator

[@briannaheartsdilfs]

help😭

[@alejandrasanchez3022]

that is so disgusting bro...

[@FranciumBoron]

@@briannaheartsdilfs No. *_Perish._* XD

[@FranciumBoron]

@@alejandrasanchez3022 Yet realistic.

[@kaylie6997]

@@alejandrasanchez3022 its true thp

[@rachelmarie3614]

The tattoo on the pigs arm is so subtle, I'm impressed mark noticed it. I had to pause, turn my brightness up, and squint even after he mentioned it 😂

[@KiriChan99]

Where did he mention it? I think I somehow missed that part

[@Npc0h4]

@@KiriChan99 10:20

[@JackalopeBunny]

I don't even see it, it just looks like he's covered in mud or dry dirt to me.

[@KuQuack]

His 4k monitor always helps…

[@KuQuack]

Tbh I still feel like it's just skin tone texture

[@NaudVanDalen]

19:53 Corpses still being able to talk is hilarious. 😆

[@quinnbeason8841]

17:36 when wade says "Look me in the eye and tell me you love me." is sadly ironic for the character he is playing because that's is exactly what she wants

[@bereq868]

I love that at 00:15 mark got so overwhelmed by a voice deeper than his, so his ego told him to go deeper than that to assert his undiscussed dominance

[@Tree_-wp5zn]

Here I thought he was making fun of the guy.

[@jaydejots1674]

Fun fact: The other patrons at the bar are other animal movie characters. I don't know what the monkey and bear are, but the chicken is Chicken Little's father, and the horse bar tender is Bojack Horseman.

[@samdionne7602]

The monkey just might be inspired from gorillaz!

[@baliauninke_4239]

It started snowing and then Mark posted. The winter magic is real

[@grim_56]

Christmas miracle

[@CRUSH40RULES]

How lucky for you. It’s currently a heatwave over here!

[@fewbronzegames]

well there is like 2 feet of snow where i am so i blame mark

[@lotus_flower2000]

you get snow in november? We get like one day of snow a year and its usually in february. I hate boring vancouver island weather...ive never even seen lighting.

[@Jaketheaxman]

I live in western Massachusetts, so today we just got some really f'in' cold rain. It was a step away from snow but also not quite at the freezing rain level yet. I work in the ski resort industry so this kinda feels like a taunt from God.

[@godslaughter]

I absolutely love the character designs, they're so endearing.

[@Haise-san]

John pork, the nick wilde's hot goth cousin...

[@deuceydee3506]

@@Haise-san And the Bad Dawg

[@gabriellethibodeau7073]

I know they look so cool, I love how the animals look

[@hvshimo]

i was looking forward to mark’s pov

[@Ratonu29]

You mean the only pov?

[@solus8685]

But this whole video was Mark's POV..?

[@JordonHouston92]

I'm assuming Bob or Wade streamed or posted their pov, which they are referring to. Bob streams on Facebook. Idk just guessing

[@hvshimo]

@@JordonHouston92 exactly! it was uploaded on Bob’s account earlier :)

[@s0mberdxeam]

"You think a lady like me lives in a place like this?" -Wade I love them so much

[@riritheunstable]

Further proof that Wade is pregnant

[@optimisticxl]

Timestamp?

[@Npc0h4]

@@optimisticxl 18:31

[@TheNightmareAngelYT]

He didn't live long. lol

[@FranciumBoron]

@@riritheunstable Gregnant.

[@TurkeySandwich69420]

6:33 Bob's exclamation and then instant correction fit perfectly in time with the death animation.

[@sonea2009]

If you pay attention to the horse at the bar (we call him Bojack lol) he randomly throws a big ass kitchen knife into the dart board, I play this with friends all the time lol

[@R3dB0ne9468]

Mark with the Woody The Woodpecker laugh 4:20

[@pineneedle116]

😭

[@zackgfsn1487]

4:22 love Mark's woody woodpecker laugh

[@Existential_Entity]

I’m lovin’ this Mark, Bob and Wade content

[@ihummingbird]

Really happy to see you again doing regular videos Mark. I really missed it. I learnt english with your videos.

[@Jasarkirion-]

19:23 BEAR! I'M *BAM*, *THUD*

[@ThePeakMedia]

this one got me the most lol 19:23 "BEAR!! I'M-" *BAM "ARGH!!-" *THUD

[@haleycheyenne633]

Going through a break up. I'm so glad you're back, Mark. Thank you, Bob and Wade for your shenanigans. Truly does help displace the pain for a while.

[@kittencuddles45]

I feel you. We can vibe to Mark, Bob, and Wade's videos to ignore breakup feelings together!

[@Elizabean1984]

I'm going through the worst heartbreak in my 18 years of life. I hope it gets better for y'all.

[@haleycheyenne633]

@ This is my worst ever, too. I thought I was going to marry him.

[@disorderedconductor]

yesterday was the one year anniversary of me breaking up with the love of my life. you’re not alone in this pain. sending you support

[@xXESproductionsXx]

Lost my dog to cancer last week. He was my best friend. Marks, Smii7y's, and Hollows videos have been helping to distract me

[@Mithril-]

"Lair!" -Anakin Skywalker

[@juliansandler6423]

Liar*

[@HotSocket]

@@juliansandler6423 lair*

[@NoMouthNoScream]

@@HotSocket Lorax*

[@_DMNO_]

​@@HotSocket layer*

[@soupcangaming662]

@@_DMNO_ Onions...

[@DrownedWick8]

"BOOTSTRAP BILL YER A LIAR AND YE KNOW IT" - Davy Jones

[@jamesnelson6656]

my immediate thought when seeing liar's dice. 100 years before the mast

[@ericmonaco4509]

DO YOU FEAR DEATH-AH

[@victorconway444]

four fours....

[@meepersgobeepers]

Thank you to whoever added the subtitles, I've missed them:)

[@flashkirby101]

13:10 god... That was a lot funnier then it should have been. Just bob's pigs reaction. 😂

[@midgameshadow]

Fr 😂

[@cactii8]

IKR

[@prof.laytonfan764]

Already watched Bob and Wade’s POV of this but it’ll be nice to watch them from Mark’s view.

[@LunaRogers-nu6xp]

same

[@TylerDollarhide]

It annoys me that Mark doesn't just mute when he dies, like Bob did. It's awkward with him not even laughing.

[@YousefMohamedAbdulMoniem]

@@TylerDollarhide ?? mark does stay silent lmfao, and bob talked once when hes dead

[@radmehrrrr]

​@@TylerDollarhidein this game if you die you can still talk in the game your mouth will move even if your dead so its ok

[@TylerDollarhide]

@YousefMohamedAbdulMoniem that's the point. I *want* Mark to still talk to us, while muting himself on discord.

[@lapislazuli06]

Still love the "look at me!" As they have the gun on themselves 😄

[@cosmogcrusader5546]

I got real Santaplier vibes when Mark was explaining Liar's Dice.

[@kaoniceli7096]

GET BACK IN THE BAG NEBBY

[@SarahAthapaththu]

Bob: "I'm a pig, so.." reminded me of the 30 minute fun that pigs can have! 🤗

[@AndrewSainz-k7n]

I just watched the latest episode 10/10

[@Frau_Brotchen]

😨

[@jessicajules4749]

something something about hay and blanket

[@ubblebungus]

pigs or-asms last 30 minutes? your wife is a lucky lady! (I'm not sure where I heard this from)

[@UntetheredSoul31]

@@jessicajules4749 And then that hay bail magically reforming into the pre-fucked version XD

[@angelwingz__8363]

I hope you're taking all the time you need, Mark! You've been through a lot and I hope you don't feel like you're overworking or like you owe us any sort of content. We love you!

[@frosty_teacup]

I believe they played and filmed this a while ago, as both Bob and Wade already uploaded their POVs weeks ago iirc

[@angelwingz__8363]

@ maybe, but he still has to go through the process of doing extra edits, doing thumbnails, posting the video, etc. he’s still working despite having gone through a recent family tragedy and i hope he isn’t forcing himself to work under the idea that the viewers will be mad if he doesn’t

[@AbsolutelyAmel]

Mark continuously surprises me with his luck in games sometimes the 3-4 blanks in a row is crazy ahaha

[@StraightA_]

5:56 Bob called it 😆

[@groundhog3051]

This is my favorite mark vid in a while I can't wait to see more

[@ShroudedMedia]

1:05 i marks voice for narrative is A+

[@jameswent48]

Mark's*

[@thesilvercat13]

i honestly really love the fox model :D the other models look cool too aswell :3

[@winterwolfii]

i love the ear jiggle physics

[@thesilvercat13]

@winterwolfii hell yeah

[@Bananaman74799]

A video not even 22 hours after the previous?! Mark you shouldn’t have

[@clockFox09]

I find it hilarious how this game just has the fox lady from The Bad Guys. I mean, it doesn't, but dang the resemblance lol. Also, glad someone made a Bullshit x Russian Roulette game, this is sick

[@LandonRaymond-p1m]

The bull also reminds me of chief Bogo from zootopia

[@arcsparkasriel]

Diane Foxington

[@BiscuitFlash]

@@arcsparkasrielThank you

[@wissert]

Rip off character designs + AI voice acting. The game is neat in some regards, disappointing and lazy in others.

[@clockFox09]

@@wissert yeah... But specifically the gameplay seems cool

[@QiRidley]

The characters fitting their voices makes it even better

[@cellva1682]

I dunno why, but Bob's line of "Oh, I can see Guitar Monkey!" at 17:16 is just so funny and adorable at the same time.

[@beeking1792]

Mark, Bob, & Wade are essentially the modren day versions of the Three Stooges.

[@caitlinb1657]

I hope we get to see Pico Park soon; I'd love to see that hat bit from Mark's perspective! It has to be funny 😂

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

Him having adhd is gonna make the gameplay interesting

[@Deathwish44411]

i love that mark has non alcoholic beer to fit in when others are drinking beer

[@themadvirus613]

So you too have been watching wired

[@XoticNovaa]

Going through a wind storm watching Mark with hotspot... absolutely GOATED experience!

[@Nayeliiguess]

Hey mark! You basically saved my life. When I was in a dark spot thinking about ending it all I got into fnaf and watched your videos you helped me find light in a dark spot thank you❤

[@artemismuse6214]

even watching this for the third time (after bob and wade's videos) the "LOOK IN MY EYES. LOOK IN MY EYES!!" bit is still so fucking funny

[@agua4life]

“Gimme the deck, daddy!” -Bob 2024

[@marleypetersen6962]

Even though I’m struggling in life right now, somehow…markiplier just makes everything feel a bit brighter. Even when I was a child you gave me comfort markiplier. So thank you, you have a special place in my heart. Never forgetting your amazing uprise/ success at making your fans feel special and happy. You are truly an amazing person

[@rowdyreese5208]

3:16 "It's a good thing the first chamber was empty for everybody 😏" Real ones know exactly who he's talking about lmao

[@ridgelineenjoyer1517]

what is he talking about?

[@FrexVex]

@@ridgelineenjoyer1517 We will never know. '-'

[@d4rkpr1nc39]

I think this is in reference to a KZbinr by the name of BigJigglyPanda for, whatever reason, got killed in the first chamber multiple times in his first playthrough. Edit: ah. I just moved a bit further in to the vid. Mark dies on the first chamber xD

[@sophialaver3056]

I love watching the other povs then getting marks a month later when I’ve forgotten what happened

[@actuallyhufflepuff5828]

it's been so long since bob&wade posted their POVs that it feels like I'm watching it for the first time, congrats mark

[@Gordon_Freeman_real]

Hello everybody my name is 0:16

[@Corweenie875]

MY GOD GORDON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[@Gordon_Freeman_real]

@Corweenie875 bread

[@henrybartram9854]

Warkiplier or Portuguese

[@lastnamefirstname8655]

glad we're finally getting mark's perspective on this game! thanks for playing this game with bob and wade, mark!

[@strawberrymilkshake2789]

I feel like you can tell Wade's character and Mark's character have a weird *_frenemies-with-benefits_** thing going on...*

[@hitavi4965]

It's the liar's law that everyone has to play as John Pork at least once for their first time

[@AaronTheBlackDragon]

They are so good at lying it's incredible

[@loganreads90]

Like them lying about being good people.

[@HotRodMuha]

0:18 I gotta tell ya, Mark. When you were reading the rules of the game, I enjoyed your voice-over acting. It was spot on 👌🏻😁😄😆

[@nerdysensei1055]

Love how mark felt challenged by the narrator and had to narrate the intro

[@thewinterprince1731]

That pig's voice is INSANE. Whoever did that voice needs more attention.

[@spaceageGecko]

Sadly all the game’s voices are AI.

[@MainStar10]

@@spaceageGeckothat’s very upsetting

[@FranciumBoron]

@@spaceageGecko Well, they're pulled off pretty well.

[@sunshowers3838]

@@spaceageGecko Don't act like a human didn't put it together and doesn't deserve acknowledgement for making it sound good just because it's tool-assisted.

[@spaceageGecko]

@@sunshowers3838 “tool assisted” it is straight up fabricated. AI voices are cheap, lazy and sound worse than having an actual voice actor. I will not give credit to someone taking the worst path.

[@GreenMask-XRGM-27]

24:07 Bob: I choose to trust you. Mark: I don’t choose to trust you!

[@annalloureiro]

0:20 Mark showing us again his great skills as a voice actor 😂

[@nothere_cora]

This game is unleashing a new kind of chaos

[@Hi-cm1cj]

Ladies and gentlemen, we are all someordinaryliars.

[@TrePolop]

Ain't no way we got a someordinarygamers reference in a Markiplier comment section before GTA 6

[@WhatABeautifulDuwangChew]

PPuahahahhahahah

[@rebirth6516]

FINALLY I KNEW WAITING ON IT WOULD WORK, THANK YOU MARK

[@SpidermanCommenter14]

Bro,two videos in two days Marklipier is come back with many fire videos..🔥🔥

[@therickeffect7466]

4:20 love how he turns into woody woodpecker😂

[@JDPlaysMoth]

That fox lady is unreasonably pretty

[@ravensLitterbox]

"lets see if lucks still on my side" IT IS! *dies*

[@irismarblemaw]

Saw Bobs video and couldnt wait for Marks video to come out!!

[@SlayingSin]

7:55 Dang, i was lowkey hoping it was a Queens table there. Mark could have made the boldest play ever.

[@Kasey_Taylor]

I’ve been waiting for your video on this game! I watched Bob and Wade’s videos a while ago

[@malaxmels4929]

10:49 "BOB LOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATMELOOKATME "YOU CAN'T MAKE ME" *Stares at Mark*

[@danielking6944]

Markiplier finally uploaded this! Reminds me of a card game I use to play called "Cheat."

[@MrsCarletTammy]

I really love watching you guys play games. Thank you for the entertainment. Love you guys

[@SpidermanCommenter14]

Today is my birthday..❤Been since you for many years Marklipier and you are my favorite youtuber.Have a great day everyone!

[@btkg_]

15:44 famous last words

[@mixedbrainsignal7447]

A Markiplier video drop? Let's get it baby!

[@autylynn]

I’ve already watched bobs and wades videos on this game. I’m so happy to finally have marks because I’m loving this game so far

[@ladyfoo]

I’m shakin’ and cryin’ rn

[@zazakh7804]

Oh my god the reference was to the point 😂😂😂

[@meowmers504]

@@zazakh7804what reference

[@chelseahuddle557]

LITERALLY SHAKING AND CRYING RN T-T

[@ladyfoo]

@@meowmers504 it’s from Markiplier’s video “Feedvid”

[@zazakh7804]

@@meowmers504 That is a phrase Mark used in "FEEDVID" video, It was really fun

[@_korbo_]

I can't shake the feelings that that fox lady makes me feel. Why.

[@Jasarkirion-]

It's insane how different mark and everyone else changed through the years- Physically, they're still goofballs

[@alphakowaclips]

It's called growing older 😅

[@wissert]

@@alphakowaclips They should do a Distractible episode about that.

[@darkusdracsus210]

Chicken little fathers in the corner🤣 6:12

[@FishBoy2-et1je]

When mark uploads I do a happy jig

[@mrdudetou]

Wade: "I just bough and installed the game like you to!" KZbin CC: "Time for a self promotion." 😆

[@donovanjoseph737]

This was an awesome video. I now anxiously await for the buckshot roulette multiplayer video…

[@bigseven8227]

I love that both Mark and Wade throughout the video until the end lied to Bob about not playing the game before. I wonder if Bob has also been secretly playing it

[@pinkiepout3749]

I watched both other pov's been waiting for mark's, love this game 😂

[@JaydenMcIntyre-k9j]

20:14 Mark looks to the left and the bear scares him just bc he is standing. Mark: HES UP BEAR: Ok I'm sitting back down