Don't Smoke 500 Cigarettes

[@Trauma1298]

500 cigarettes and one million beers

[@jollyianny]

the true American life style

[@Thegoatone23]

@@Trauma1298 a true American combo

[@J0hann_YT]

Please

[@TheGrace020]

Badass diet

[@The_Robbing_Narrator]

Average European diet:

[@BGTech1]

Average diet in the 1920s:

[@andreas.2494]

XD😂

[@ruvty3742]

XD😂

[@samneibauer4241]

Average diet in a restaurant kitchen:

[@yoguyslookatmypetlightsabe8211]

Average lunch lady diet:

[@enkayrome]

who cares if my lungs die this good af

[@jon1kastr]

"it would not be good, i think" 1:51

[@hideo1102]

so he is not sure never listen to anyone except yourself😏

[@jon1kastr]

yo ty for liking my comment LIMO love the vids

[@Lavabird827]

alright, i'll smoke 501 cigarettes

[@Megalon-qc8pf]

😭

[@Pegasuz1233]

So the limit is 499

[@YuuichiKatagiri7]

Every cigarette takes 17 minutes off of your life, every slice of bacon takes 9 minutes off of your life. He is trying to go back in time.

[@coolkenman]

Finally someone said the quote

[@samsonkj6557]

XAVIER RENEGADE ANGEL MY BELOVED🗣️🗿🗿🗿🙏🙏🙏🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@MasterCrab4755]

The bots are getting smarter. Also fr fr

[@cleanerben9636]

Those 9 minutes aren't worth living without bacon anyway

[@AssassinatingFamousPeople]

@EmperorMAP_Pride Dr Disrespect would respect this

[@AvidYTuser]

Those aliens' alveolies must've disappeared in mere seconds💀

[@Localshowershitter5140]

the alen no have human lung, is he stupid?

[@cleanerben9636]

Tbf Moclans are extremely robust and can eat glass so it probably wouldn't harm them at all

[@tropicaltundra6409]

@@cleanerben9636 not to mention their home planet atmosphere is prob way more dangerous than ciggs

[@thatguynexus5935]

​@@cleanerben9636they still had cancer lol

[@normanmai7865]

​@@cleanerben9636 Just because your digestive system is robust doesn't mean your respiratory system is robust.

[@SnaksiXD]

The Orville is genuinely a great show. Bits like these and the emotional bits on the later episodes make for a perfect mixture of comedy and drama. Gordon's leg is my favourite.

[@arlisongbird9386]

Great cast and great moments! I really hope they do more because it's an incredibly fun sci fi show. 😊

[@Only_Ameen04]

Ngl I thought this was an actual scene in Startrek

[@marialuyan]

@@Only_Ameen04seems like it ngl

[@FrahdChikun]

Recently watched all 3 seasons with my friends. The show is more than a parody of Star Trek; It's genuinely a well-written show with great worldbuilding, interesting concepts, memorable characters, fantastic humor, and a plot that goes into unexpected directions while making sure it's coherent. Seth gets too much flak for Family Guy, but when he works on things he's absolutely passionate about, his creative genius truly shines. I hope the show gets a 4th season, Seth has gone on record saying that this is his favorite show to work on. Personally, my favorite bit has to be the awkward elevator moments with Dann, he's definitely my favorite side character next to Yaphet!

[@galacgacwatson3102]

Reasons to bring it back: 1. It's funny 2. It's well written and thought provoking 3. It ended at a cliffhanger right before the finale

[@falnica]

Orville may have begun as a parody, but it became a homage

[@FelidaeEnjoyer]

Especially with the 2016 'star trek' still getting new seasons, somehow. The acronym really, really fits. Star Trek: Discovery

[@RevolutionaryLoser]

Ironically, McFarlane's brand of progressive but edgy humour seems to fit the premise of Star Trek like a glove.

[@JoshityJosh]

Seth had trick the execs into greenlighting his show

[@CoolSs]

I unironically view it as our generation Star trek

[@drewrussell8531]

@@FelidaeEnjoyer Disco just ended, actually. I've heard it got good in its final seasons, Enterprise-style, but haven't felt like checking for myself to see if that's true.

[@jbank7547]

1:48 guess i am about to find out. *500 CIGARETTES*

[@BaihaqiNuqman]

500 cigarettes ​@BolemNola-fg9jc

[@alexaltair6076]

@BolemNola-fg9jcNo you didn’t

[@41ţĥē_çřěãŧøŕ]

🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬

[@_GhostMiner]

*0:18** the homeless man when you give him money*

[@gameraspect29]

So true in countries like Indonesia where cigarettes are so cheap even homeless people smoke. SMH

[@schm147]

​@@gameraspect29homeless people in America smoke too

[@MiawNyan19]

​@@schm147you can see a someone smoking while drive in indonesia

[@GALLUS_PRIME]

All jokes aside. I started smoking menthols at 17, peaked at two packs a day before I hit 21. I’m about to be 30 and I try to limit myself of a minimum of just a few small puffs of a cigarette every other day. My longest streak of not smoking at all was 3 months. I’ve tried everything from patches to vapes. The only thing that helps is not being in a stressful environment, and straight up fight the urge until it subsides. My point: DO NOT SMOKE CIGARETTES!

[@hello-rq8kf]

yeah fr nicotine sucks. like quitting stops sucking after 2 days and yet 3 months later i'm suddenly like wait how did i end up with this vape in my hand?

[@veiserexab1428]

The buzz from cigarettes is way different and feels good compared to vapes even with salt nics but in a wrong way, it does gives calm and relax feeling compared to coffee but it has to go It does feels right and wrong at the same time

[@GALLUS_PRIME]

Y’all are speaking facts on the higher plain of existence. I forgot to add that: drinking and smoking weed makes me want to smoke cigs more. It’s absolutely wild, but I’m grateful for not smoking no where near as much as I used to.

[@kenswords]

Congratulations on limiting your addiction at least! You should be proud of being able to moderate yourself. Any progress is better than none.

[@hello-rq8kf]

@@GALLUS_PRIME beer has this crazy magical power of spawning cigarettes into my inventory like wtf admins need to patch this

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

This cigarette meme reminds me of that 1950s Camel ad where doctors suggested that smoking is good for your health and lose weight. Oh how the time flies high like a bird!

[@JK-vb8di]

​@EmperorMAP_Pride goddamit

[@despacito2384]

​@@JK-vb8di The UTTP bot is playing with their tricks again, huh? Report 'em!

[@Jolis_Parsec]

Oh, you’ll certainly lose weight if you’re puffing on 500 cigarettes a day. Definitely not good for your health though, just sayin’. 😂

[@AegisAuras]

@@Jolis_Parsec cancer definitely causes weight loss

[@veiserexab1428]

Cuz cigarettes at that time is when the introduction of adding chemicals to it started and that's when diseases related to it started to skyrocket

[@madskillz808]

"I feel as though I have been standing all my life and have only just sat down" is a line I think about every day.

[@maninthesnow4393]

And i would smoke 500 cigarettes and then i would smoke 500 more just to be the man who smoked 1000 cigarettes and fall down dead due to lung cancer.

[@yasininn76]

I was thinking exactly of that song while watching this

[@veiserexab1428]

Reds are better than lights because you don't have to smoke more, treat it like coffee session As long as you're not smoking pack a day then you're good

[@deeznoots6241]

I really want somebody to make this song parody lol

[@MrAw3sum]

​@@veiserexab1428any smoking is bad. Lung cancer, black lung, pneumothorax, heart disease, copd, stroke etc.

[@CrustyFox87]

LMAO

[@e2011ugdia]

499 cigarettes:😁 500 cigarettes:🪦

[@BirdyGuy20]

​@EmperorMAP_Pridereported☺️

[@Emma_the_funny]

Top reply should listen to the black guy with lightning he makes a really good point

[@juniorbunior142]

@@Emma_the_funnywhat did they say?

[@osamatnt9830]

reminded me of the 29.9999million spongebobs versus goku meme lol

[@e2011ugdia]

@@osamatnt9830 29 billion SpongeBobs. Goku: 😁 (The 30 billionth one enters the Stage) Goku:🪦

[@axelthoriqanggara3362]

Man, seeing the orville here is so surprising

[@mattmattmatt2683]

same feels

[@editornoob4606]

And to think I've only known of this show because of a fanfic, otherwise, I would've thought these dudes were the main characters

[@johans3164]

Memes are unpredictable indeed

[@lunatic-k5209]

Orville is genuinely feel more like Star Trek more than Star Trek itself nowadays, there’s clear passion in it

[@SwordofAlabastor]

That's how I feel about the Kingsmen movies and James Bond. The new Bond movies try way too hard to be serious and gritty while forgetting the zany nature of the older films

[@_ChrisIsHere]

⁠@@SwordofAlabastor with a movie named octopussy, no doubt

[@ruskiwaffle1991]

Never thought this is how The Orville will become mainstream.

[@johans3164]

The memes are the key!

[@sambradley9091]

of all ways for bortus to become a meme... you would've thought his p0rn addiction was what would've been memed on

[@FrahdChikun]

With how popular this meme became, I genuinely hope this gets people to watch The Orville. Recently watched the entire series with my friends and it surprised me with how great the overall quality of the show is. Without a doubt Seth McFarlane's best work

[@arlisongbird9386]

"I feel as I have been standing my entire life and I just sat down." *Nod* 500 cigarettes.

[@soapgaming4903]

Thank you Lessons in Meme Culture! I was going to smoke 500 cigarettes today, but you told me not too!

[@readyplayerthree3]

What a lifesaver, right??

[@kenswords]

Don’t listen to him! Smoking cigarettes is actually very good for your health! My grandpa told me this before he died at the age of 27!

[@nerdporkspass1m1st78]

I don’t know if you know this but your profile picture adds so much to the sentiment

[@carter28817tt]

@@kenswords wait doesn't that mean one of your ancestors were underage when they had children?

[@kenswords]

@@carter28817tt No, I don't think so

[@eusopao5926]

"i'm gonna do it, batman!! i'm gonna smoke 500 cigarettes!!"

[@Agent-Happy]

"No you cant so this joker! You will die instantly!"

[@strife9265]

​@@Agent-Happy "There're no laws against smoking 500 cigarettes, Batman!!"

[@Agent-Happy]

@@strife9265 "no PLEASE! YOU CANT DO THAT"

[@rickyfernando3456]

"500 cigarettes 1 million beers 55 burgers 55 fries 55 tacos 55 pies"

[@johannsanchocuevas7854]

Ah I see you're speedrunning Catastrophic Organ Anihillation

[@deeznoots6241]

two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@Tareq031]

This exchange accidentally became the best pro-cigarette ad of the last years. Philip Morris should give these actors a fat commission for undoing decades of anti-tobacco campaigns.

[@supercellodude]

Between this and the ridiculous success of Zyn ... how much do ignorance vs (curiosity plus the addictive potential of nicotine) vs despair factor for how addiction starts and continues?

[@cleanerben9636]

"I have never experienced such a flavour" "I feel as though I have spent my entire life standing up, and I just sat down"

[@NunDragonfly]

"Don't smoke 500 cigarettes" "Ok, i will smoke only 499 cigarettes "

[@cockroacher6986]

1:46 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM GO AND SMOKE 500 CIGARETTES RIGHT NOW

[@Cheesenommer]

- Electrochemistry

[@fritzout2439]

AND HAVE A MILLION BEERS WHILE YOUR AT IT

[@cockroacher6986]

@@fritzout2439 HELL YEAH

[@fritzout2439]

@@cockroacher6986 HAVE MY SUB

[@dax4_3dom78]

​@@fritzout2439Fun fact:I haven't heard about this meme until now

[@enix9049]

The homeless man after I gave him 10$:

[@RipRLeeErmey]

Where the hell are you buying 500 cigarettes for $10??? The 1950s????????

[@smallw2003]

5 cents for 1 cig? Wild

[@tysej4]

@@RipRLeeErmey Maybe not so much in the US... But it's a common smuggled good. And in those instances provided you had the right hookup, 25 packs of 20 each... Well maybe not $10 but $20-25?

[@4nt0s]

You can't tell me what to do, old man.

[@veiserexab1428]

"it feels like I've been standing in my whole life and I just sat down" after taking a drag from ciggies is the accurate thing he said

[@DerangedScout]

0:50 "I'm severely autistic" Don't worry, we knew.

[@feature.of.jarjar24]

"but _because_ I'm severely Autistic [I did this thing]" As in, "I did a thing owing to my autism", not a simple declarative like "I am autistic". Either you misread on purpose in a dunk attempt or you can't read. Pick a hand.

[@DerangedScout]

@@feature.of.jarjar24 Cry.

[@Cattaminator]

i counted 454

[@epikberman7756]

@@Cattaminatoractually I counted 501 GET DUNKED ON

[@yasininn76]

Yeah we could tell by the name

[@Dacal-e]

''Don't Smoke 500 Cigarettes'' ''no shit sherlock''

[@LillianGraceFullofficial]

I’m glad people are appreciating the Orville’s random hilarious moments as much as I do

[@anExclusiveEGGG]

500 cigarettes

[@samneibauer4241]

500 cigarettes

[@BarbecueChicken.]

500 cigarettes

[@babusseus1105]

500 cigarettes

[@TheGrace020]

500 Cigarettes

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

500 cigarettes

[@AdeebIzz-vi3ru]

Five. Hundred. Cigarettes.

[@kenswords]

[“vwarbp” sound effect]

[@AJLTgamesAndre4401]

This meme has been stuck in my head for three days and you post this video, crazy.

[@NotSoUltradubz]

I’ve never heard of most memes until you cover them. Thanks!

[@MatMicMarGaming]

I love The Orville, it's cool to see it part of a mainstream meme. Still holing out hope for a Season 4 🙏

[@youtoozboi763]

1:51 “it would not be good….I think.”

[@perotekku]

>Buys 500 Cigarettes >Looks Inside >463 Cigarettes

[@jonaslavicka2411]

500 cigarettes and 500 more cigarettes

[@honeybee45678]

1 MILLION BEERS!

[@normanmai7865]

​@@honeybee45678Off topic, but your PFP is from Bee Swarm Simulator!! Another day of saving the beesssss

[@crazisaturn2274]

5 Whoppers, and 5 more Whoppers.

[@naerolf09]

fucks sake i was gonna do this

[@DDann99]

One factor that also helped the increase in the viewes of this meme Is the great preasence of It's series (the Orville) on shorts format. That boosted yt's ai to recommend It more

[@Bizmolex]

“Please don’t smoke 500 cigarettes. It would not be good I think” -LIMC 2024

[@LocalBookHead]

**insert Chainsmoker**

[@ruvty3742]

The homeless man after I give him 20 dollars so he can buy food and drinks to survive:

[@DreYeon]

Great show especially while eating something and i recommend if you are german or are learning it,give the german dub a try those 2 guys in german just work super well. I watched it in both and like both equally,just one thing sucks is that they used a new va in german for gordan in the newest season.

[@AhmedHussain-ju6xd]

"don't smoke 500 ciggartes" literally me: "Oi joey, its estelle"

[@genghisdingus]

Bortus: 500 Cigarettes 🗿 Chad Food Synthesizer: (produces 463 cigarettes instead)

[@Pekovi69]

_im smoking Oxygen 😎_

[@GeldUndKokaine-kc1hp]

“It feels as though I’ve been standing all my life and have only now sat down” Perfect ad for cigarettes, gonna go buy some now

[@Arc_5]

Average order at the local liquor store:

[@aethert0ast]

"I was curious to taste it." is on my regularly quoted list

[@aaaaaaaaaaa9801]

Homeless people 0.0002 nanoseconds after you give them money

[@Dripple]

This is the last meme my best friend sent me in 2022. Truly ahead of his time, RIP Colby.

[@Toomanygojis]

Homeless man after i give him $30:

[@Thegoatone23]

500 cigarettes

[@milspec.gaming407]

brb going to smoke 501 cigarettes he didnt say i couldnt smoke 501 right

[@johndecosta2582]

500…and 1 cigarettes

[@ASquared544]

Wait… Seth McFarlane made the Orville? So he just chooses to be a bad director for Family Guy?

[@EngineerRiff]

I couldn’t find a French flag emoji

[@Dumb_Killjoy]

🇫🇷

[@EngineerRiff]

@@Dumb_Killjoy Thank you

[@KNIGHTsn19]

"it would not be good i think" Bet.

[@Mavneto_real]

the title anti fun propaganda

[@DjMaxi005]

There should be more memes coming from the Orville, this series is criminally underrated

[@thehighscalls]

Average French Diet:

[@uss_04]

Been seeing this around. Thanks for covering it.

[@aMyst_1]

Smokes 499 cigarettes The 500th cigarette:

[@thatoneidiotcurrentlyliving]

“don’t smoke 500 cigarettes” well damn there goes my friday plans

[@Signal4o4]

500 likes on this comment

[@MB799sa]

500 dislikes on this comment

[@felipequaresma4215]

also the funniest thing is that the orville is a really good show, like even star treck fans consider it a love letter to classic star treck than a parody, capturing the essence of the show

[@spherius2account]

500 is such a small number sometimes

[@williamafton700]

500 cigarettes + 1 million beers + Star Wars lore video

[@alfieingrouille1528]

🗿

[@106640guy]

I saw this clip on Shorts about two months ago and that brought me to the Orville series, and it was very enjoyable.

[@blu3berry_skies]

500 Minigames

[@lsbc9666]

That’s one of my favourite shows ever.

[@CameronKiesser]

This scene alone got me to watch the Orville last year. Very underrated show.

[@calvinjordan3624]

Fun fact: The “500” cigarettes that appear actually only add up to 463 cigarettes.

[@PeterGriffinStudios]

Maybe Lessons in Meme Culture should make a video called ‘Why is Ray William Johnson Dancing to Oh When the Saints go Marching in?’

[@FDA-72]

"Please do not go out smoke 500 Cigarettes t would not be good, i think" 💀

[@raydgreenwald7788]

People always hark on the 500 cigarettes, but the best part of the bit was Klyden’s”I was curious to taste it” Klyden’s actor just has the best delivery!

[@love4hoagies]

Definitely my favorite line from that bit as well... It is abundant in my own YTP.

[@phrog6033]

god let there be more Orville memes it would be amazing

[@Thunderfro]

And 500 MORE cigarettes. 🚬

[@Bunnyhead-jf9br]

Honestly i thought it was an obscure comedy show from the 70s Seth MacFarlane really nailed the 80s space sci-fi series aesthetic

[@Zeronoids]

The best part is that its not one large stack of 500 cigarettes, but one large stack with a small stack behind it, as if you count it then there aren't actually 500 in the front one.

[@ferretyluv]

I feel so awesome seeing this meme long before LIMC made a video about it.

[@abishek786]

LIMC should heart exactly 500 comments on this video

[@hexagonal69]

I thought they said that Moclan biology is much more resistant to tobacco though, so for Bortus and Klyden, smoking that many cigarettes would not lead to lung cancer.

[@Tacitus_Kilgore_]

I’m happy to see the Orville get a famous meme, I love the show

[@yoavlinzen5669]

Infantrymen 0.5 seconds after getting mobilized:

[@idocareforapples3908]

"Don't smoke 500 cigarettes" There goes my Tuesday afternoon

[@anthonytarczynski5423]

Considering that cancer and presumably vascular diseases in the time period of the Orville is completely curable, I think it is laughable that no one would be smoking in the future if material synthesisers could make them at will.

[@MrVoyeurific]

Cancer is not a terminal disease in Orville’s universe the doctor in this episode says so

[@shotgunner777]

Watching this as I'm smoking is peak irony

[@alexanderlee3842]

This scene is my notification sound. When I get a noti, my phone announces "500 cigarettes"

[@jojomations2596]

500 cigarettes?! 1950s ads were holding us back! Only advertising 1 pack?

[@thePunishment8374]

1 million beers & 500 cigarettes would sure be good in Buckshot roulette.

[@ScalyFox]

1:48 "Ferb, I know what we're going to do today"

[@agustinsmania5270]

the orville is such a fun show, i couldnt be happier to have watched it thanks to this meme

[@NexusDex]

"500 cigarettes" sounds like a spell cast by a wizzard.. I CAST: *500 CIGARETTES!*

[@kamajuchikekenate]

I wish I could do both 1m. Beers and 500Cigs. just to end this suffring,but I'm awfully broke for both...

[@OperatorKevlar]

So 499 is the limit then.

[@Fritz-co4pb]

Describing cigarettes by saying "i feel like ive been standing my whole life and just sat down" is iverselling them so hard its crazy. Makes me want to smoke until i remeber they just make me dizzy and itchy afterwards

[@gemtun2]

500 cigarettes and 42 bees

[@spacebrandcereal2536]

YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO LESSONS IN MEME CULTURE

[@qfloop]

"famously addictive cancer candies" got me lmao