Don't Test Me B*tch (1964)

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Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson was an anti-feminist men's rights activist who was willing to do what needed to be done to get women back in the kitchen once and for all.
From your lips to his fist, this standout hit makes you wanna fist bump in more ways than one.
Needless to say "Don't Test Me B*tch" was ahead of its time but now considered classic, even prophetic.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All you do is talk talk talk
But you never listen (can you hear me!)
Get your ass back in the kitchen
And make me some chicken
[Turnaround]
Don't test me bitch
(Don't test me bitch)
[Verse 2]
My pimp hand is strong
And my patience is thin (so thin)
Quit all your bitchen,
Get back in the kitchen (I'm hungry)
[Turnaround]
Don't test me bitch
(Don't test me bitch)
[Chorus]
Do not test me bitch
I will use my fist
I will smack your lip
I will bust your shit
[Bridge]
Talk back one more time (just one more time)
And this will be the scene of a crime
[End]
Try me bitch
I dare you
(double dare you bitch)

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

This one is gonna be hard to top 😂😂😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5zWk2Noo711nJosi=JYYFxjfxjHGJQ8DU

[@ronaldgnewton]

Thanks for digging deep into the crates to find one of my favorite tracks. Pimps up, hoes down, no time to clown! 😂😂😂😂

[@eggomafia]

😅😅😅😅😅

[@devinweathers7520]

Still concerned about ai yet quotable ass song right here my dude

[@ashwinniamat8560]

I love everyone who does this. Its so hilarious. I cant

[@EPHREM3]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/hHOufIxpqquJeLMsi=rh4VU52uilo7TdIz

[@Surv1ve_Thrive]

B Side: Where's My Sammich At?

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

"Ham and Cheese" kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5zWk2Noo711nJosi=JYYFxjfxjHGJQ8DU

[@user-qv9nc7rm9e]

​@@HardArchiveVinyl oh shit I thought this was a joke 🤣🤣😂

[@user-qv9nc7rm9e]

@@HardArchiveVinyl btw I just sent this to my wife (mixed) but added make it a turkey and Swiss...thanks...🤭😏🤣 Edit: I would like to add that my wife makes the best grilled cheese melts and it is because she actually uses a flat iron. The setting she puts it on makes it perfectly every goddamn time to the point that I've gained like 80 lb 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@relaxationstation7374]

Children, children, children, real wife beaters eat Fried Bologna Sammiches!

[@haywardjeblomey6505]

"Stran It Hand"

[@gene-fw3vj]

My dad played bass on this track. I got to meet Cornelius once, I was probably 10 or so. Cool dude, gave me 5 with his pomp hand and had to learn how to do things left handed afterwards.

[@Ninji5]

“My pimp hand is strong and my patience is thin” Sounds like something Samuel L. Jackson would say

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

That's weird because me and Sam have the same birthday...

[@Aethgeir]

It's almost word for word some of the things A-Pimp-Named-Slickback would say.

[@libertatemadvocatus1797]

Born in 1934 to Ulysses "Smacks" Jackson and Winifred Jackson, Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson emerged from the hardscrabble life of a sharecropper's son just outside of Isola, Mississippi. Growing up with seven siblings in extreme poverty, Jackson's early life was a testament to his resilience and determination. At 18, Jackson moved to Detroit, seeking better opportunities. Struggling to find work, he managed to secure the support of seven dedicated young women who generously assisted him with his bills and living expenses. This entrepreneurial spirit foreshadowed his future success. In 1960, Jackson's big break came when a Motown Records agent overheard him singing while counting money given to him by one of his benefactors. His talent was undeniable, and he was quickly signed to the fledgling label. Jackson's deep, versatile voice soon became known through hits such as "Stop Crying (Gonna Give You Something to Cry About)," "Nothing I Hadn't Told Her Twice," "I'm Right Here (The Cops Are A Mile Away)," "Beat That Baby Outta You," and the iconic "Don't Test Me Bitch." Jackson's impressive physical presence was as much a part of his image as his music. Standing at a towering 8'4" and weighing 780 pounds, his 150-pound hands were the stuff of legend. His muscular physique, reportedly sculpted by simply moving his gigantic hands, and his penchant for finely tailored suits and flashy jewelry made him a striking figure. In addition to his musical career, Jackson helped launch the all-female R&B/Soul group "The Blackeyes." He married their lead singer, Lorna Jenkins, after a tragic "fell down some stairs" accident claimed the life of his then-current wife. His personal life was marred by similar tragedies, with three wives succumbing to stair-related accidents and another perishing in a bizarre incident involving a door. His third wife, Lorna "Purple Cheek" Jenkins, and her identical twin were mysteriously murdered, a case that remains unsolved. Despite these personal setbacks, Jackson's influence in the music industry was profound. His career began to wane in the early 70s, but he pivoted to a successful role as a music producer. He discovered and mentored talents like his nephew, Dennis "Diamond Hands" Reynolds, who bore a striking resemblance to a younger Jackson. Jackson's legacy extended to a cadre of influential proteges, including Ike Turner. Although older than Jackson, Ike credited him with imparting invaluable lessons about business and romance. Tina Turner once remarked, "Everything Ike was, Cornelius was a hundred times more." Jackson's influence continued through the careers of artists like Tommy Lee, Chris Brown, R. Kelly, Bobby Brown, and P. Diddy. His friendships extended beyond the music industry, with connections to O.J. Simpson, Bill Cosby, Claus von Bulow, and Congressman Gary Condit. Producer Harvey Weinstein, a former close friend, eventually distanced himself from Jackson, citing discomfort with his business practices and attitudes toward women. Tragically, Jackson's life ended in 2007 in a freak accident. His 24-year-old wife, rapper and R&B sensation Konkushun (Tanisha Williams), accidentally shot him in the back of the head while cleaning one of his many guns as he slept in their Malibu home. Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson's life was a tumultuous blend of triumph and tragedy. His towering presence and undeniable talent left an indelible mark on the music world, making him a complex, unforgettable figure in Motown history.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

What a life story... Thank you for the interesting history! You may have the best comment yet. Cheers!

[@patrickmcelrath4962]

How can one mans life be chased by so many freak accidents lmao

[@OutLookerDev]

This some good lore shit

[@SirNic4180]

My last name is Jackson. I felt Smacks Jackson 😆😆😆😆

[@iamsylar789]

What an inspirational life 😂💪🏽🤜🏽

[@BaldBull-id1iz]

i played this at my wedding

[@ironhell813]

I’ll bet.

[@justinmccurry9633]

Hell yeah

[@MattHawes]

And at the divorce proceedings the next day?

[@brianwesley28]

I'm sure your father-in-law probably gave an approving nod. Everybody gets hungry and loves chicken.

[@RealLifeZatoichi]

Holy crap me too! And my wife found out I wasn't lying either about a month later when I pushed her off me with one finger nice and gentle on to a soft comfy bed because I didn't wanna catch charges.

[@RibshackTV]

Pimp hand is skrong, patience is thin...

[@J-Loe]

So thin!!

[@sammicoporsammicopor]

Pol mmp

[@jasonredic9457]

I think the funniest thing about this is how happy it sounds.

[@petemcgaha1133]

I am an Atlanta native and this is the soul sound that launched a city! Backhand Jackson built the city on one PIMP SLAP at a time!In fact they renamed one of the PEACH named streets in my beautiful city PimpTree Avenue replaced the former Peachtree Avenue! God Bless the ATL and God Bless Cornelius "BackHand" Jackson! GO BRAVES!

[@jeffreyworthen7033]

The concept was influenced by Ike Turner....🤣🤣🤣

[@hassanhamilton1363]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

You know it’s influenced by Ike Turner when he says, “I will bust your S🤬!”🎸👋🏽😏

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

I hope that this comment don’t get struck down by the powers that be….🙄 But you know it’s influenced by Ike Turner when he says “I will bust your S***!”🎸👋🏽😏

[@AntarcticaTelevision]

I think Ike Turner actually wrote this song, you know... under a pseudonym.

[@bobsnow6242]

Actually this was ghost written by John Lennon.

[@BabylonPatrol]

Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson was a prophet who genuinely liked chicken!

[@aaronblaylock2092]

I heard it never failed to be hot and on the table when he walked through the front door .

[@user-qv9nc7rm9e]

I just want you to know that I both love and hate you because you have just inspired possibly one of my greatest D&D characters ever... Is it okay if I use that name? Would you also like to choose the race? I'm going Bard/cleric for the class and maybe a bit into rogue.

[@SilverTemplar]

His hand really was that big! I saw him perform live in '66 and he was holding the whole mic stand like a roll of quarters. He had hubcaps on his rings and everything. Really chill guy in person though.

[@missvida6251]

😭😭😭 I'm crying at this comment 🤣

[@glowgreen3]

It’s incredible

[@timcombs2730]

I’m a strip club DJ and sometimes I play this as buffer between sets

[@JohnnyBfromPeoria]

Every time I saw Mr. Jackson, the audience was so respectful.

[@andrewfield5656]

My rooster out in the yard, this is his anthem. His pimp wing is strong.

[@fullmindstorm]

Uh! Yard Pimp 👌

[@alsmith7382]

The other songs on this album was "Did I say you could talk?, "You had one job and you F'd it up", "What do you mean you're pregnant", Where my money be?". And who can forget "That chicken isn't going to cook itself"..

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Writing these down now... 😎 Cheers!

[@fullmindstorm]

"That chicken isn't going to cook itself" 😂

[@candy.......]

Rofl

[@RobinFlysHigh]

​@@HardArchiveVinylYou forgot "You got some getting your hair did money?" And "The first of month I'm getting up out of here"

[@aceisking]

Once i saw Backhand walk into a store with raw chicken in it and it cooked itself, That is the legend status of Backhand

[@snorelax3908]

God bless the youtube algorithm for recommending me this hidden gem.

[@Acheron666]

I feel like this was a genuine conversation that Chris Brown had with Rhianna

[@MrArtVein]

😂😂😂

[@adamclifton29]

Or Diddy

[@Acheron666]

@@adamclifton29 Cassie would agree with your opinion

[@danielleimone1768]

I was thinking Ike & Tina Turner

[@SuspiciousGanymede]

My mom saw him back in '68. She said Cornelius was wearing a 400 carat diamond-studded ruby bracelet as a pinky ring. She still has the face scar to prove it!

[@billywiththebulgingbaloonb5105]

So did mine. She always used to say "I may be old, but at least I got assaulted by the best artists!"

[@jja1483]

Well with a name like Cornelius 😣😃👋

[@chipurl]

her face belongs in a museum

[@midnightrider7648]

Curtis Mayfield filed a lawsuit that claimed he wrote this song. It toiled through the courts throughout the 70's & 80's. An out of court settlement was finally reached posthumously with the Mayfield family.

[@aquatarkus2022]

I'm gonna miss this crazy ass art work when they finally perfect the AI images.

[@the9-2-5outlawreviews3]

Especially with the bad spelling. It's like AI dyslexia.

[@xaagripha7326]

Naw this is what humanities future looks like

[@ironhell813]

We’ll always have the videos… and the memories…

[@Benzinilinguine]

"Sot pimple with pimp ths kitche hand" killed me

[@347Jimmy]

​@@Benzinilinguine that pic was the definitive album cover for sure

[@kallel6588]

We need to bring music like this back.

[@mr.channel6467]

It’s AI

[@kallel6588]

@@mr.channel6467 I know that captain obvious but did you ever hear of Clarence Carter? Look it up

[@ryeguy7941]

​@@mr.channel6467 I think he means MoTown

[@infini.tesimo]

@@mr.channel6467 a gigantic NO SHIT my brother in christ.

[@wonderruss7201]

Ummm imma go with naw we don’t need to bring this kinda crap back 😕🙁

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

This song would be playing on Sunday morning when my grandma was pouring my grandpa a cup of coffee in 1957.☕️😏

[@cmo8210]

This wasn’t released until 1964 stop capping bro

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

You wasn’t there, so stop being a player hater.

[@missvida6251]

He made the song in the 60s though. I think they were listening to the original version.

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

My grandpa was listening to the original version in 1957 before it was famous in 1964.😎 Thank you for clarifying that to all the player haters.👍🏽

[@RickMichaels-if5eq]

Just so you know, Ike Turner wrote and sang the original version of “Don’t Test Me B🤬” in 1957.🎸🎵 That’s the version my grandpa was listening to when his wife was pouring him coffee at 6 o’clock in morning on Sunday in 1957.☕️👋🏽😏

[@michaelnorris1530]

They call me T.V. Diner cause I'm ice cold and packing a solid piece of meat

[@ironhell813]

And Ya got the steel to take the heat….

[@michaelnorris1530]

@@ironhell813 NICE!!!

[@shawnking7868]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ESvii9]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KingDomCame]

My grandpa played this at my grannies funeral and she woke up and made him a sammich.

[@missvida6251]

This is so authentic! 😂😂 the cadence, the adlibs, the music, this is absolutely hilarious! “pimp hand strong and my patience is thin “

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@ninjaviking1999]

"So thin!"

[@sibkiss2009]

I found this funny even though I was a domestic violence survivor, twice. Guess it struck my funny bone 😂

[@askew9976]

Who’s jammin to this rn? Just me? You’re missing out. 🎉

[@greaseballpaul]

Shit I'm jamming Hard as a mf to this rn.

[@bobsnow6242]

Alright seriously though, this has no business being this good. Crazy hilarious lyrics aside this sounds fantastic. It's so good I've had the chorus stuck in my head all morning and have to bite my tongue to prevent myself from casually singing it around my female coworkers.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Same here, playing it over and over on my phone and in my head. 😂 Cheers!

[@relaxationstation7374]

Plot-twist, if your female coworkers heard this song they would be biting their tongues trying to keep from singing it to each other, because that's exactly what b'hotches think about each-other all day long!

[@alexg1778]

Give it a try, they may flock to you like the alpha male you are.

[@blightedgrounds]

Cornelius "Backhand" Jackson sang the entire soundtrack of Black Dynamite 15 in a single take & he meant every word of it.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Every word...

[@richardchambers3533]

Pimpin aint easy.

[@jja1483]

It takes a steady high protein diet full of chicken apparently 😂

[@Anti-You420]

Hard out here

[@bradleyblock7540]

But it's necessary

[@JFirecracker]

but it sure is fun

[@RealLifeZatoichi]

It was for me! HEY OP! THE OP KNOWS ABOUT ME! NIKKUH AXE ABOUT ME!

[@yangtzeyoung3895]

I LOVE THIS ONE!!!😀😃😄😁😆😅🤣😂🥲😋😛😜🤪😝

[@edreynolds8721]

What a classic. If only we had music like this today😂😂😂

[@HilltopZombieShop]

This is Making America Great Again

[@J-Loe]

Oh this gonna be on heavy rotation around here believe it

[@brianwesley28]

🤣

[@kallel6588]

Happy Mother's day! I'll be playing this for my wife tomorrow

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

🤣 Let me know how it goes. Cheers!

[@kallel6588]

@@HardArchiveVinyl will do sir...I may need a place to stay for a while so if you know any good places please have that information handy

[@justins21482]

@@kallel6588 I think there are shelters for battered men, you might be able to get a free bed for a few days..... 😁

[@kallel6588]

@@justins21482 got an address for that?

[@RobinFlysHigh]

​@@kallel6588How'd it go

[@Mmoll1990]

STRANG HAND

[@Reedinho]

Currently playing this while my wife is in the kitchen.... Might be last day, boys

[@craigwestbrook8932]

When your woman gets out of line, just play this song!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@2Tall03XX]

YES!

[@dangriesemer3710]

Yep, that's how you get respect

[@UFBMusic]

2:04 damn he tore that lady in half

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

And I didn't tell it to do that at all... 😬

[@user-pw9lw4uc2g]

Our principal played this at our graduation shocking the nuns but most of the fathers were singing along.

[@robert2but289]

If you get the full series box set of Starsky and Hutch this is playing every time Huggy Bear enters the scene they had to edit it out for TV

[@bustabloodvessel5327]

This would go well with the Diddy hotel video.

[@poly_g6068]

He's like a super pimp. Long lost mutant of Marvel comics. His pimp hand is strong enough to bend adamantium.

[@gongal]

Influential and timeless. Thank you, Mr Jackson.

[@Jagersdad70]

My Grandparents wedding song🤙🏾

[@taurbaby]

A timeless classic if there ever was one

[@Ic313oxx]

Need this one on spotify 💯

[@Rich-jd9up]

This should be on every radio station immediately ! 😂🤣🤣🤣

[@OOZiTen]

SOT PIMPLE with PIMP this KITCHE is one of my favorite albums I was there when he recorded it and received his first double platinum record in the early 70s

[@missvida6251]

My person fav is PIMP WS GIT PRROSTI. One of my fav albums of all time

[@rtward9]

always loved the Hotown music.

[@rhpicayune]

You mean HOEtown ? 304town !

[@missvida6251]

@@rhpicayuneno this isn't Hoetown. I think that was Louisianas version. HoTown had much better music. Harry Gordy was the man😂

[@Skyrilla]

Hotown lmao

[@dennisfarrell]

Thank you for bringing back this perennial classic from 'PIMP'.Just in time for Mothers Day!

[@SoulxRebel]

Holy Sh!!! I can’t stop laughing. My wife loves it too, but she gave me that look that said “Don’t even think about it”

[@nathanscott1315]

This one takes me way back. What a classic!❤

[@hirokomlm131]

Now more than ever we need songs like this on the radio unironicallly.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

😂

[@slayer-ci2pb]

my grandpa had this album when I was a young boy. Him and I would dance and sing along while grandma was cooking chicken in the kitchen

[@Only2genders43]

This is my new theme song I hear in my head when I go out.

[@rickmiller8893]

Usually they get old pretty fast... But THIS ONE? .. got the full listen.

[@edlawn5481]

I think Bruno Mars would do a good cover of this.

[@obscured.by.clouds.]

My pimp hand is strong, and my patience is thin 😂😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂 what a line

[@spicott84]

A super hero that all men can inspire to be😂😂😂

[@phadedfantom5790]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while 😂

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Cheers!

[@bamboozle3990]

P.I.M.P. PIMPOLOGY

[@josephfrezza5822]

Someone tested him, which is why this song went unreleased for so long. People have had to deal with bootleg quality versions for years. Now the song can shine in great quality!

[@carrera1up]

My momma woke me up in the middle of the night and we left my father and the house and car and everything we owned and moved to greenville al. It was the summer of 1969 she got a job at a diner and i got a summer job collecting bottles ❤ the good old days

[@andrewk.7498]

I like the sound it actually sounds like an old mono 8 track

[@GhostLink92]

It's like modern day rap got sent 50 years back in time.

[@SoulxRebel]

Ok, this is a hilarious masterpiece of soul!

[@MattHawes]

It's was a man's world back then. Such songs you'll never hear in this post "Me Too" world.

[@EllenSykes2028]

It still is a man's world.

[@TheTrumpReaper]

Have you heard gangsta rap? It still exists and you can still hear it. This is tame by comparison.

[@Blicki_Bobbi]

My grandpa would put this on after a long days work at the auto repair shop. I never understood why as soon as this song came on my granny would get a pep in her step and head to the kitchen. Childhood memories ♥️

[@longdonovan1343]

🎵 I'm hongry 🎵

[@chefscj3082]

Grandma hated when Grandaddy used to play this on Friday nights…smh. Lol the good ole days….

[@carissajb2955]

Back in the olden days we hid this record from our parents! Their pimp hands were strong and their patience was thin😂

[@creoleviking8433]

😂😂😂😂

[@namllahGreenSkin]

I could put this on loop for a work day......and I might

[@miss-astronomikal-mcmxcvii]

When will this be on Spotify

[@chrisg4rr377]

I remember my great grandfather singing this song to my grandfather when he was a young boy

[@theman946]

1:39 My man has 6 fingers and uppercut the slag with a thumb.

[@bennyrawood]

It's all AI.

[@theman946]

@@bennyrawood AI pimp hands are next level.

[@TheNineteenKing]

Didn’t Curtis Mayfield get really angry and claim this song was his back in the 70s? I think I remember the copyright being in court for a really long time

[@farrellmcnulty909]

Bitch tested Curtis!

[@relaxationstation7374]

The key is, absolutely not to ever, ever, ever get involved with a woman who makes to you want to play her this song... Even knowing that women absolutely cannot live without totally senseless drama, force them to find it elsewhere!

[@killgazmotron]

we should try to actually make this the first AI song too legit chart.

[@carissajb2955]

So many sentimental memories of innocent good times in the olden days ❤

[@jsch9173]

Pimp Records was a small but highly influential label back in the 70s. It was the launching pad for future superstars like Mike the Mook, The Happening Hos, and too many others to name. Sadly, the label went defunct in 1977, when it was bought by Sony, which went on to destroy all of its masters. Fortunately, some songs have been faithfully recreated by the modern miracle known as AI so that future generations can enjoy the genius that was Pimp.

[@jeremiahjohnson7125]

My wife and I played this song at our 25th anniversary! Then I said follow my lead woman! Lolol!

[@Ironbattlemace]

Art is beyond beautiful.

[@johne9898]

In 1971, my grandfather returned home from Vietnam. He was always going to yard sales and pawn shops, and one day he came home with this record. He and my grandmother would play this while slow dancing on a Saturday night. Beautiful song ❤

[@JohnnyDeMarco-jp8vb]

This was our wedding song back in 1990

[@psychomammoth9640]

The opening image looks like a Luke Cage Villain called The Pimp. Lol

[@paustin47able]

I think this was Falcon's (Snap) pimp days when he wasn't rolling with the Avengers...

[@PauloHernandezXD]

Unironically I wanna do a cover of this, lol, same style & everything lol >:3

[@DezoWilliams]

This is what I would hear in my head every time I see a picture of Bobby Rush.

[@jessebaker8316]

Fuck yes!!!!. What a refreshing jam.

[@taurbaby]

This song is hard I had to comment twice for the algorithm!!

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

Thank you for going HARD Cheers!

[@ironhell813]

The best ai song I’ve heard yet.

[@HardArchiveVinyl]

@@ironhell813 Much appreciated🙏 Cheers!

[@porthard5951]

Can't find it on spotify

[@TheDogcatchersito]

Cause it doesn't exist. 😂 Was A.I. generated

[@MagickManATL]

This was my jam back in the day!

[@ShakaCthulu]

The most talented of Ike Turner’s protegés.

[@randolphdixon891]

This song will DEFINITELY fit into today's playlist!!!😁😁😁

[@wolfsden3]

This is my life anthem...

[@jimgibbons1]

This was my dad's favorite song for some reason.

[@TheDeeharper5]

A True Masterpiece 😢

[@usernameser4934]

Dam I just found my main theme song 😁

[@richardlincoln8438]

Pa would be singing this when He came home drunker than Cooter Brown.