Kung Fu D*ck Vs. Hong Kong Dong (1977)

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Atomic Wax

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@ATOMICWAXVAULT 3 ай бұрын

Artwork T-shirts Posters and all things in the way of the d*ck! atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/

@Mekasoundwave 6 ай бұрын

"They went round for round in Chinatown, and burned it down to the fuckin ground. A hailstorm of perfect form, torn from the books of the kung-fu born" OKAY BUT WHY DOES THIS GO SO HARD? The flow goes FOOLISH

@adherentofladycolumbia725 7 ай бұрын

1.25x is the magic speed

@forpokemongopkgo4641 7 ай бұрын

Omg this is great

@spacem0nkey29 7 ай бұрын

You my friend are a genius

@BLK_MN 7 ай бұрын

I dunno, feels less powerful at a faster speed.

@dmsasquatch5761 7 ай бұрын

....True

@DawnLynnCat 6 ай бұрын

1.5 is better.

@BLK_MN 7 ай бұрын

Unironically good lyrics 0:50 - 1:12

@FuelAirSparkTime 6 ай бұрын

This is unironically dope af. Those bars starting at :50 seconds in..i refuse to believe AI is capable of such fire.

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 6 ай бұрын

❤️❤️❤️ you're absolutely right!

@Bob-b7x6v 5 ай бұрын

The AI soundtrack to the lost season of Black Dynamite...

@Stug138 7 ай бұрын

This song should win a Grammy.

@scottwild44 6 ай бұрын

Return of the Little Dragon, starring Bruce Wee-wee, Wong Hung Lo, Eric Shun, Dixie Normus, Clit Torres, Anna Conda, and Miles Long, and introducing Sum Yung Guy.

@billywiththebulgingbaloonb5105 6 ай бұрын

Don't forget Long Fat Wang and Yung Hung Dong.

@geraldlogue7620 6 ай бұрын

Hong Kong Dong sounds like Bruce Lee's porn star name...

@AnAdorableWombat1 6 ай бұрын

Normal speed: Classic Soul 1.25x speed: Funk 1.50x speed: Disco

@Projectredfall 4 ай бұрын

Oh my goodness

@TBAunknown 6 ай бұрын

hong kong dong need his own theme

@ORXSHA843 6 ай бұрын

“with that weak ass shit” 😂😂😂😂

@innertubez 3 ай бұрын

This martial arts rivalry is coming to a head. So to speak.

@Th3ba1r0n 3 ай бұрын

I see what you did there. (＃￣ω￣)

@johnjordan7692 6 ай бұрын

These cartoonish still are fire I would like to buy some

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 6 ай бұрын

Thanks!! I'll let you know when I'm able to make those available 😎

@johnjordan7692 6 ай бұрын

@@ATOMICWAXVAULT COOL

@d1halberdgnoll963 4 ай бұрын

"Hong Kong Dong got off the boat from San Juan" always cracks me up

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 4 ай бұрын

❤️!!

@MatthewMoss644 6 ай бұрын

I so Happy music continues to evolve.

@thiosemicarbizidebenzoylal2921 6 ай бұрын

The art is the most hilarious thing i have seen.

@Mcsixstrings 5 ай бұрын

I guess frank Zappa really, really, was ahead oh his time

@meachy 6 ай бұрын

Absolutely sure I have one of those Album covers somewhere in my collection. Just to lazy to dig through them all to find it.

@joshuakern2762 7 ай бұрын

Subbed. The art is bobkers man, don't stop.

@DawnLynnCat 7 ай бұрын

The art is AI Generated.

@aaron-n 7 ай бұрын

What in the goddamn fuck is this. I love it. 🥋

@skeptico7164 6 ай бұрын

Holy fuck I haven't laughed this hard in a while 😂

@DeepDeepSouth 7 ай бұрын

The story continues ❤

@Michael-w9p7h 3 ай бұрын

What a damn time to be alive. You know something, im fucking here for it😅

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 3 ай бұрын

❤️!!

@Azazel2024 5 ай бұрын

Artwork is amazing

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 5 ай бұрын

❤️ Thanks!

@omnione12 6 ай бұрын

An MMA fight I didnt know I needed to see until now

@thefranken-thing 6 ай бұрын

In this case MMA means Many Male Appendages.😬

@omnione12 6 ай бұрын

@@thefranken-thing 🤣

@flashback7273 6 ай бұрын

We need Micheal Jai White, Eddie Griffin, Katt Williams, and Samuel L Jackson to Star in a Kung Fu Dick movie now! With special cameos by Dave Chappele, Jamie Fox, and Kevin Hart. With a Soundtrack featuring covers by Cee Lo Green. Let us not forget Will Ferral as a white mf in the movie along with Leon Phelps singing "da butt" in a night club scene.

@flashback7273 6 ай бұрын

Bobby Lee could be a retired Hong Kong Dong. Who Teams up with KFD after being defeated by him years ago. Now working in one of this chicken franchises "KFD shikken" as a manager

@dominicshaw4140 6 ай бұрын

crowdfund dat muthafucka!

@TheManWhoStoleTheShadows Ай бұрын

0:53 I unironically want this one printed and on my wall it goes so hard.

@ATOMICWAXVAULT Ай бұрын

❤️ you got it! I'll get one up in the shop for you🥪

@r.j.amadeus9128 7 ай бұрын

😂 This should be on the Soundtrack to Black Dynamite 2

@averyteplitsky885 7 ай бұрын

Bloody right it should be!! All other songs under hypothetical-consideration ain't worth shite!!!😂🔥

@CEOkiller 7 ай бұрын

Or the remake of Five on the Black Hand Side….

@anonymousinc6330 5 ай бұрын

2029 - SkyNet evolves from making these to unleashing Judgement Day. Unfortunately, it doesn't get the memo from itself and continues to create these, even though there's no Internet anymore, and no humans around.

@YoutubeAccount-u9z 7 ай бұрын

The song doesn’t have enough Chinese folk music riffs

@crutch6991 6 ай бұрын

Holy shit this actually slaps

@Bibibosh 7 ай бұрын

1.25 speed. (Tap the gear, change playback speed to 1.25) Thank me later.

@BrooklynAvenue 7 ай бұрын

No. 1.5

@smithyMcjoe 7 ай бұрын

It removes the power, so I guess you're wrong, about Kung Fu Dick and Hong Kong Dong.

@poly_g6068 7 ай бұрын

Ohhhh snap! Hong Kong Dong clapped back!

@geraldkortfelt6843 7 ай бұрын

Are you the Shogun of Harlem?

@JFirecracker 7 ай бұрын

_SHO-NUFF_

@Orochi_Otaku 4 ай бұрын

Kung Fu Dick may have defeated Hong Kong Dong but little did he know that Dong made some powerful friends before his departure. Can Kung Fu Dick pull out all the stops in order to defeat the deadly duo of the Muay Thai Wang and Tae Kwon Cock

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 4 ай бұрын

❤️!!

@torch1028 6 ай бұрын

i should force my dnd party to experience me playing this character as a monk

@Mad_Cool 6 ай бұрын

Can I join the Dnd party? 😂

@thefranken-thing 6 ай бұрын

Putting the D in DnD.😏

@tyhooter4106 6 ай бұрын

The most perfect b-side.

@rtt1961 6 ай бұрын

Heavy.

@slackingstacker 5 ай бұрын

The movie outro hard cuts to the credits at 0:50

@afro_souledits2382 7 ай бұрын

Black Dynamite vs Evil sensei

@Hero-hs4gt 3 ай бұрын

I would buy all of these if they were on iTunes.

@anticorporatists9959 6 ай бұрын

2:32 that pic needs to be a tattoo somewhere or on someone

@nullvoid3990 7 ай бұрын

Bruce Lee's been really quiet lately some say its because this finally surfaced others say

@americanbrandon 5 ай бұрын

his need to be a movie !!!

@jthopkins2544 5 ай бұрын

I'm f*cking dying right now!!!!!🤣☠️🤣☠️🤣

@waynelivera8333 4 ай бұрын

I know this is AI because Kung Fu could never defeat the Dragon Dong!

2 ай бұрын

Bruce Lee's masterpiece

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 2 ай бұрын

❤️!!

@chaosmachines934 2 ай бұрын

someone needs to make a retro style yakuza game out of this song or animated song pls guys lets do this song some justice

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 2 ай бұрын

❤️❤️❤️!!

@dekanzeller4723 Ай бұрын

I gotchu bro.

@VantaBlack-es6zt 6 ай бұрын

F Yeahhh !! 🔥🙌🔥Hit me with that Funky Atomic Wax style !! 💥 Goin' down in Chinatown 🤘😝

@Corbellscat 4 ай бұрын

Hong Kong dong didn't have the power of the ham and cheese.fuck yeah!

@mrdrthickock9793 2 ай бұрын

Pretty funny stuff, Eric.

@Userff5ch 6 ай бұрын

Lyrics please

@outtakontroll3334 6 ай бұрын

aside from the music, these AI covers are incredible

@cassyvorster466 7 ай бұрын

Cant wait for the movie 😂

@lyric_S.15 6 ай бұрын

😂🤣😂😂

@jonfowler7182 7 ай бұрын

So, the question remains: who actually won? The answer, of course, is we ALL did.

@iasiahharrison9185 7 ай бұрын

Pure Kung fu genius

@MWE1013 7 ай бұрын

Could someone please tell me how these album covers are made so I can make one of my own!!

@applaudforfraud 7 ай бұрын

Try Canva.

@jonfowler7182 7 ай бұрын

I asked the same question and Bing AI Generator seems like the source.

@applaudforfraud 7 ай бұрын

@@jonfowler7182 it's Suno AI. There's several but that's the 'magic' one. ;)

@madcapHPS 6 ай бұрын

.25 if you're a transformer sippin' lean.

@ChemicalXII 5 ай бұрын

"Seems like it's for 'Pride Month' .".

@Jokerfan45 5 ай бұрын

@2:12 Punched a man and made his brain explode! Hot damn! 😂

@WeisseDrache 6 ай бұрын

Ah, excellent work! Gave me a bit of a chuckle. I do wish people didn't pass these off as actually made in the era, though. It might clog up the algorithm and god forbid show up on searches when you'd want to find the real stuff of that era.

@ATOMICWAXVAULT 6 ай бұрын

Well said! 😁

@zootsanchez 6 ай бұрын

I think it's kickstarting a 21st century Funk revival

@aejm89 6 ай бұрын

1.5x is the best

@scottstiefel2061 6 ай бұрын

Yep

@anonymousinc6330 5 ай бұрын

@scottstiefel2061 Depends on who you ask I think 1.25 myself.

@Riviter19 6 ай бұрын

is the whole song written by AI? or is it just assisting your song producing?

@denxero 5 ай бұрын

I hope it's the latter. It's already so far superior than all that Kanye Swift garbage that claims to be human-made.

@CoalEater_Elli 5 ай бұрын

There is an AI program that allows you to turn text into song of certain genre. So i think he writes lyrics and lets AI do it's thing

@og4tool 3 ай бұрын

@@CoalEater_ElliI’ve tried udio and Atibo.. those are the two music generators most people use. And you can type your lyrics out and there’s a lot of controls to kind of flavor your song. But the ai creates the music.. which is always amazing.. based on your prompts like “70s funk with gravely male singer and horn accompaniment” what I can’t figure out is how they make whole songs and get around the NSFW filter.

@LaOrzeka 7 ай бұрын

I remember summer 79 my pa showing my momma how is done while he b*at me up for not bringing enough money to the crib.

@ChirpyXC 4 ай бұрын

Here before a Million Views

@Risingblksun 7 ай бұрын

classics

@85szabolcs 7 ай бұрын

Shaolin Schlong Sam was still a better villain.

@poly_g6068 6 ай бұрын

Sadly the actor passed away from injuries following a 'car accident' during production of the 1977 sequel film. I would've liked to see him reprise his role, but things shuffled around a lot, and in the end they decided that Shaolin Schlong's son would take over the Way of the Dragon Dong dojo. Ironically the actor who played Hong Kong Dong is actually his son in real life. The more you know!

@85szabolcs 6 ай бұрын

@@poly_g6068 I didn't know that, thank you. :) Well, the actor that played Honky Hank the Horse-Hung fared better. He struggled a lot with chronic priapism throughout his life, but he managed to overcome. Speaking of Honky Hank, I think he was a fine villain, with a long and hard character progression and I liked how him and Kung Fu Dick eventually became friends after they gave Schwanz and the Wienernazi Bikers a good pounding in the finale of Kung Fu Dick IV.