Don’t Think, Just Sleep ASMR

[@waster9983]

This dudes entire channel is like that one weird dream you have every now and then

[@sl5vix995]

So underrated, yet so accurate

[@stfutoast]

this is the greatest description of uncle e & his channel i’ve ever read

[@peacefindersimply5001]

this is considered weird for a dream for you? What about living on another planet that didn't even seem to exist in this universe. I the weirdest part is how much detail i remember.

[@gilpetperdon9831]

@@peacefindersimply5001 do you ever dream about a city but its maybe similar to your city you live in but it just contains your places you have lived or visited because in mine it started with these big skyscrapers and then a restaurant in the city at night with a old man and lady in it, and a hill with green grass and a few houses with a bus stop leading to more bus stops and that became a dream too

[@tranminhhieu9492]

But those dreams are actually memorable

[@axetrotl9203]

"Dont think just sleep." Sounds like me in online class.

[@TheDamino]

That’s me in regular class lol

[@Crimson-qo4ii]

That’s me in any class

[@SusieLegionDBD]

Same

[@TheUncivilizedNation]

Thats every student in any class

[@mrknowhere6457]

Online class was the dumbest idea ever. Like, what did they think, while a worldwide pandemic was raging, kids were just going to sit still and do useless assignments like usual? Online school was the last thing students wanted to do last year.

[@LightofHope20]

I always love how slight and gentle his ASMR is. The slower the ASMR, the harder it is for my thoughts to race. It syncs to the ASMR speed. Watching the movements is also a huge part to it

[@batrix6242]

I like how he just randomly has a pedestal.

[@biserkata7389]

this comment is going to be famous

[@croakmcgloak3568]

K.

[@paperxflowers0711]

This man has the most eclectic stash of items I've ever seen

[@cleantoad4332]

@@biserkata7389 Investing now!

[@david_potvin15]

Pretty sure he put the TP on a pedestal.

[@10kAndrew_]

Wow uncle rift really took out our brain and never gave it back 🥺

[@cade9111]

That's gonna happen sometimes. My solution is to grow a new one. Works every time!

[@doggoincorporated3686]

@@cade9111 I'll test your theory, I'm cutting my brain stem right now!

[@littleotis1355]

@@doggoincorporated3686 shi bro did it work?

[@doggoincorporated3686]

@@littleotis1355 I don't know I just started doing it

[@doggoincorporated3686]

@@littleotis1355 never mind it turns out hdjsjjshsndjxnzjfnxixjxkz

[@SimpleMille]

E.R.: "Do you mind?" Me: "You're not taking my brain again are you?" E.R.: *reaches out* Me: "👁👄👁"

[@m-mori]

It's funny how we all already know what he's trying to do.

[@legioxiiigemina2845]

My brain : "Yeeeeesssss !"

[@fallschannel4331]

Me slap E.r don’t care

[@fierydinodragon1553]

ye ikr XD

[@asmod3u5]

.....🧠🤏 👁👄👁

[@basil3263]

"Ill take care of that" fully expected him to pop a cap in me

[@cwavy89]

I expected him to atleast pull out a gun and tap on it or something lmao

[@GuerillaGearGames]

He should do a trick thing, where he pulls the trigger but instead of a cap blasted in yo head it's some good ole ASMR

[@kosmickoala]

I mean, he did put on some murder gloves.

[@Circa88]

Rift gonna tap on the glocc

[@whyiwakeup6460]

We all know the best way to sleep is with the fishes

[@thorpeclan3393]

I know you probably won't read this but I've been struggling at school and just had a mini panic attack after realising I chosen the wrong thing on an important option and your asmr along side a couple other ASMRists has really helped me so I would like to say thank you.

[@turboslayer8246]

Youre not alone mane

[@jakexavier4958]

Hey man we don’t know the future. The only choices we can make are the ones we think are best given the information we have at the time we are in. Sometimes they aren’t always right, but you can’t beat yourself up about it. Know that time will keep on going and messing up only means we gotta make the best of the situation we’re now in. You’ll never know the path that lays ahead of you, or all the other ones you could’ve taken, so just don’t worry about them. Live and make the best of the trail you take, and know you never walk alone. Everyone makes bad choices. I definitely have.

[@scottjolteon9033]

I always stress about small things like this but I have 2 rules to help me not have panic attacks : 1. 90% of the stuff I ever worried about never happened, so it's probably the case again and it's no use even thinking about it 2. As long as no one is dead everything is fine, just imagine yourself in 2 hours, days, months or even years and see if the thing that's bugging you still matters, if it doesn't, don't stress it out Hope that can help! Gl with school mate

[@alexmartinez5859]

Don’t I know it. I can’t help but feel stressed sometimes when I’m working because I have to drop one task to help a customer and return to that task five customers later. It sucks, but hey, it could have been six customers.

[@mrknowhere6457]

I get what your going through. I don't know what grade your in, but school only gets worse. High school is an absolute joke, and they don't care how stressful it is to students. It will get better afterward though, you've just got to stick with it, even if the material and assignments are mostly useless

[@karimsameh7354]

the power he has to understand 90% of us in the first 5 seconds is not fair

[@karimsameh7354]

Thanks for the likes❤️❤️

[@davida7229]

@@karimsameh7354 you just had to be that "thanks for the likes" person. Just why or what is the point of that even man lol I'll never understand it

[@karimsameh7354]

@@davida7229 its just i really didnt expect it tbh and i do get what you mean its just the first time i comment on sth and get that many likes

[@zuckbuck5022]

@@sydmina indeed i am part of this conversation too now

[@dawgmuffin]

@@zuckbuck5022 Congratulations! I just got in, myself.

[@gamingmetnoel1900]

“Don’t think, just sleep” is actually extremely helpful advice and probably a big reason why some of us can’t sleep

[@domjordanbodybuildingpeds5961]

Crazy thing about Rift is that he never uses headphones. He knows everything he does is tingly. True professional

[@cheriehealey1714]

A long time ago when he didn't have so many subscribers he texted with me. ❤️

[@captaincrunch924]

wtf is your pfp

[@domjordanbodybuildingpeds5961]

@@captaincrunch924 jealous much? Lol

[@Ayuraos]

@@domjordanbodybuildingpeds5961 He isn't jealous I don't think, he might just be confused, and angered by the top half of someone's body being shown as their profile picture. Matter of fact, I am also angry because the top half of that certain person's body is being shown in a state that resembles flexing, as if he is flexing his body mass. Unsanitary indeed.

[@Ayuraos]

@@cheriehealey1714 Ma'am may I ask you for evidence of this?

[@afre3594]

I wonder if ER will make a "Don't Sleep, Just Think" -video where he will speak in normal voice

[@JohnGarell]

You mean his podcasts?

[@GeoBurdo]

R/wooooosh

[@bv83x]

@@GeoBurdo bruh

[@laureningham9111]

That's the sequel ft. Phoenician Sailor

[@conxs_]

@@GeoBurdo r/randomcomment

[@Mylittlezambonipony]

I don't understand how's he's not at a Mil. Dude is bonkers. So talented and sound quality is beyond. Continue to hype this guy!

[@nickbrandt2915]

He is now

[@aarrow24]

Praise be thy holy toilet paper roll🙌🏻

[@calblack4156]

We shall worship thy holy toilet paper as a great and prosperous god 🙌🏼

[@LACKIN_ACE]

🙌🏿

[@dylanprice1978]

\[T]/ Praise the SUUUNNN!!!

[@ashameddonald6674]

It was the only one left in stock after the panic buying

[@sadcoffeeguy5644]

Praise be

[@HawkWebDesign]

I think the most beautiful thing about ASMR is the trust we place on artists to not ALL the sudden make loud noises 🤣 You're my favorite, bro. I don't see it changing.

[@boda3738]

hes my favorite asmrtist not because he only makes good sounds but also because what he says is actually pretty meaningful + he listens to heavy metal

[@dmonicplays8374]

A video that is EXACTLY 1 hour, 00 min, 00 sec long. Bravo!

[@DJPrestPasta]

22:15 When you are waiting for the game to load

[@blepware]

probably because the hard drive is being used for tingles

[@ianskidmore9032]

This the one 😂

[@xyxyx--]

Uncle E, you blissfully remind me of my dad. I don't come here for ASMR, since i can't experience it and never have, i come here to relax and connect with someone who reminds me strongly of him. Thank you

[@rendain]

the fact this exactly one hour makes it so much more relaxing and idrk why

[@Dragonbladepro]

I started watching this video with so much anxiety and stress, and that has gone now. Thank you Uncle E for being someone that can always calm me down.

[@Will-bq5qt]

This is the only man I’d let take my brain out of my head.

[@amaratruelove]

something about this man is so mesmerizing. i could sit and listen to him talk about nothing for hours and never get bored

[@supdudeitsdev6453]

i’m not gonna write a whole essay explaining my life story and my origin and what i am now or all that crap, i’m just gonna be straight up. thanks, ER. you’ve helped me a lot.

[@slobajeremic9542]

But im corious now

[@primalboi96]

Supdudeitsdev6453 lore wen?

[@crylune]

Finally, someone sane. Thanks for not writing a whole ass sob story. Tired of those kinda comments

[@hyphangaming]

no one does it like ER. please never stop uploading content😫 he's so creative man

[@angryjugplayer1884]

Wow, the rubber chicken head on the tin can gave me some of the best tingles I've had in a long time. Truly an ASMR master at work.

[@multicosmos333]

You’re definitely in the top 5 or 3 ASMRtists on KZbin. Love you, Paul! You’ve gotten me through so much in my life. Thank you.

[@christianb.6215]

This man is the best person on the internet.

[@meepthewarlord88]

This is the main thing I use asmr for a lot of times I need something to distract me so I can sleep a bit of talking along with the triggers helps tremendously

[@jakespeller8385]

"has anyone ever put your brain up on a pedestal before?" -completely unresponsive and *dead* : "no?"

[@TheBre]

-Huh. How unusually normal [Pulls out brain] -Ah, there it is Can always count on EP to subvert expectations

[@thiccandridicc]

Ephemeral Pift

[@don5686]

Anyone else think that the gloves are super satisfying because of how smooth they look like.

[@smile-ft7oc]

Don't think, just sleep

[@user-uw5kd2yt8k]

Don't think just sleep My 3 brain cells : "guess I'll just leave then"

[@chaoticshooter6376]

skipped around for around a minute, fell asleep for an hour. man this guys good

[@justjerey8890]

Patrick is quite possibly the most relaxed person in history then

[@FifyTheurn]

I thought his name was Paul

[@joemomma2629]

I thought his name was Peter

[@whitesnake3822]

Finally! A worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

[@crylune]

@@FifyTheurnHey what’s your name, Paul? Check this out Paul

[@patrickmcneilly4293]

The title made me remember the spongebob episode where he throws out everything that doesn’t have to do with fine dining.

[@cads1037]

and breathing

[@melvinmelvin2165]

And now he just posted new a video with a similar premise, very cool

[@maddycates736]

FINE DINING AND BREATHING God I miss being 10

[@smile-ft7oc]

Don't think, just sleep

[@LemonWalrus546]

Every other ASMRtist: Cranial Nerve Exam, Sounds for your pleasure blah blah. Rift: Scalping you so I can take ur brain ASMR....

[@darkage4461]

The bing of asmr

[@TheKaunonster]

G I V E M E T H E T H I N K E R

[@peterlankton935]

By far the best asmr channel

[@KoolGaitsChrisGalaxy]

Man I’ve missed this. I’ve been away from asmr for a while and you were one of my go to’s. You make the best ones. A little comedy great sound quality and super creative. Good to be back here on this channel.

[@Caskiphil]

just woke up an hour ago, but sure i'll go back to sleep

[@TheMoDoDragon]

Thanks I needed this I was out before the nitrile gloves

[@TheMoDoDragon]

Thanks ER your like the uncle I always wanted

[@bruhjaren]

God I LOVE those unexpected pauses you make, especially on those joy cons. Puts me right to sleep

[@arkham_co]

I had the worst WORST worst day ever, everything turned to shit in my life within the span of an hour, now i'm laying in bed crying and this asmr helped me calm down so so much so thank you uncle E

[@arkham_co]

@@catherinemartin1957 hehe they didn't

[@OrfeasDourvas]

@@arkham_co Give it some time.

[@cypher6009]

I ve been watching Rift's videos in the last 3 years and never tried other Asmr'ists simply because I think he is the best one when I did try others they didnt relax me but every single one of his videos does.He has literally created lore to show his creative ideas for his videos 10/10 Asmr'ist in my opinion

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

i was thinking of a comment then i realized it broke the premise of this video and i am committing a federal offense by thinking to comment

[@haydenrichard1813]

To jail with you

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

@@haydenrichard1813 :c

[@mustardman1040]

Don’t worry, I’m also committing a federal offense. Except my federal offense is tax evasion. Still, you’re not alone.

[@DwayneWillDo]

Underrated comment

[@Michael-Ambarossa]

@@mustardman1040 I'm supplying meth but I dont think that's an offense, the local police team is buying

[@Papi_John]

You are a man dedicated to his craft.

[@EphemeralRift]

Or is it a craft dedicated to a man?

[@quinshotton6352]

While I love these videos, my favorite has got to be riftworld/Arkham lore and asmr videos, I love discovering more about rift world and seeing the creativeness is amazing. I love the fact that subtle backround props can answer long thought about questions and that uncle E seems to never run out of ideas. I love the fact that each video could be watched in chronological order and somehow they seem to make sense. The world you have created is amazing, and I can definitely say you have created both art and asmr in a sense no other creator has achieved. I'd happily watch an entire tv show based around riftworld anyday

[@ernestpwarrel8534]

Just got to say your asmr videos helped me stop staying up so late at night and now I'm actually get a good amount of sleep thanks to your stuff. Keep uploading

[@shiggy6872]

Ephemeral Rift, thanks so much for this! I'd just like to say that you have helped me sleep, and feel overall happier. You are very much underrated and I'm excited to see this channel grow even larger. Have a great day! ❤️

[@arkham_co]

Shigiraki watches asmr 😱

[@shiggy6872]

@@arkham_co hehehhe indeed I do!

[@bitter_tearz]

I bought u sum chapstick- it's birthday cake flavored. Toga recommend it to me, now it's your turn

[@shiggy6872]

@@bitter_tearz why thankyou

[@jacobhagan389]

I almost busted out laughing with the fake out then the grin at the camera

[@TheCoolStyle]

He protecc He attacc But most importantly, He makes us take a nap

[@soupfan1]

And dont think anything bacc

[@metalmad8978]

I love the fact he's getting more subscribers! A million is in sight!

[@xfreyjachanx3248]

ER right off the bat: "You know what your problem is? You think too much." 😭🥺: I came here for some ASMR damn, not being ATTACKED

[@xfreyjachanx3248]

I must like being attacked tho 👀😂 I've watched this on a loop more times than I care to count. Ty Uncle E 👌🏻🙏🏻

[@Garvey64LIVE64]

"don't think, sleep" I mean I don't have a brain anymore so... Kinda can't. I'm also dead.

[@ImmaZamasu]

Exactly, without a brain, you can't think.

[@TheKaunonster]

@@ImmaZamasu Every 60 sconds a Minute passes in Africa...

[@SCP--dl6mf]

With out a 15 IQ you don't know how to breath soo there is that.

[@dot5730]

@@SCP--dl6mf i have 14 iq and im perfectly fine wdym

[@SCP--dl6mf]

You don't hve to breath sir you are trully special

[@Henryolson09]

I like how at 13:55 this guy keeps rejecting the right microphone

[@Kyrrinx]

ikr

[@321findus]

That little smile he gave is adorable

[@Henryolson09]

The fact that this guy is so wholesome and that no one argues In his comments is amazing

[@madmaxxx01]

I seriously use your videos every night to help me sleep. My mind wanders too much and I'm serious, I think too much! Focusing on your voice helps me calm my crazy brain and helps me sleep. Thank you ER❤

[@lenajfr1433]

Me too😢

[@asmrjulietta9292]

I hope that one day I will help people fall asleep and relax like you do ❤️

[@Turbo_s1ayer]

idk why but the "Chicken Finger Can Ribbing" part is what gave me ASMR

[@Youarenotfunny]

You really saved my life! I couldn’t sleep for days and I had so many things to do at work in the morning! Thank you forever!

[@melissah3772]

I’ve been consistently coming back to this video for a whole year. One of my favs ❤❤

[@armchairphilosopher6880]

my mans just lobbed off the damn rubber chicken's head and made chicken fingers LMAO I'm dead bro, too creative this man. Someone, ANYONE stop him!

[@justadork9828]

I like that he says sammich bags makes more of his videos relatable And Some of the stuff he does surprises me every time he’s probably the only ASMRtist I know that can still surprise me with something new every video weather it be not doing ASMR or....chicken fingers and removing my heart but no matter what I can count on him to help me sleep :3

[@rubenhartounian2214]

00:00 : introduction 02:50 : removing your brain

[@LuckyRooster]

i love when you do more hands-on triggers like going up close to the mic and touching them, I love the glove noises up close. this is the best recent vid, thank you.

[@petervarga7394]

Just a quick watch before my final exams (érettségik) Thank you Uncle E

[@serene9532]

omg good luck!!! my best wishes for u. if u don't know smth, cheat ;) lol

[@ableryder]

Kéz és lábtörést ☺️

[@petervarga7394]

Thanks to all of you guys ( tényleg köszi :) )

[@Mikeysos]

I say HUGE respect on you and your channel! You are really doing what you love and thats just🤩

[@ordinarymagician3099]

ER: “just sleep” *INSOMNIA SLAYED*

[@mrfancyshorts6326]

Slain*

[@the_blurbob2556]

Funny story, in my AP English class we had a unit of work in which we studied movies. We dedicated a period to sound and sound design, we talked about asmr and our teacher who's a super cool dude gave us as a challenge watch at least 40 mins of your pineapple video and the funny part is that had already watched it entirely so yeah. Pretty fun stuff

[@damnation6713]

Uncle E: *Uploads at 4:00PM* Me: "Welp, time to hit the old dusty trail."

[@brendandausch6581]

This guy, is a literal embodiment of "what if my thoughts existed beyond my mind?" When you wonder that, you get E.R.

[@cornflaks35]

0:00 now uncle Rift, we don't have to get personal here

[@glockdude5472]

This is the only ASMR dude I can watch.

[@arigonall8736]

The longer he holds my brain in the frame, the longer I think ‘wow. it looks chewy, like orbeez,’ and that’s just slightly concerning??

[@vain0644]

I love how you think without a brain

[@victoriablake3826]

Chewy

[@bloodweep]

thats called an intrusive thought you might need a therapist for that

[@MrsStormtrooper]

As person who has experience in holding brains, they feel like some strange, slightly crumbly but still flexible cheese, like a dense and compact ricotta with a very smooth exterior. Now you have this association in your mind and I have no regrets.

[@MrsStormtrooper]

@@bloodweep intrusive thoughts are quite normal, actually

[@amazingsmr7680]

I haven’t had tingles like that in a long time. I was beginning to think i lost my asmr. Thank you papi

[@smile-ft7oc]

Don't think, just sleep

[@kane2145]

I would genuinely love to know were he bought that brain from

[@brandonbryant7854]

Online

[@Kaetilvi]

I’m starting a new job tomorrow, and I’m very stressed ... this video helped me a lot, especially when you took the brain out ! Thank you very much !

[@DruidBarbariansCampfire]

Good luck with your first day! I’m sure you’ll be great!

[@Kaetilvi]

@@DruidBarbariansCampfire I hope 🤞🏻

[@trollof229antthevariable9]

I thought you were gonna say I'm gonna take care of that....by knocking you tf out.

[@smile-ft7oc]

Don't think, just sleep

[@Uraganasviesulas]

You're the only asmr youtuber i see as a real genuine person

[@EphemeralRift]

i try to be as honest and authentic as i can be

[@mitchellbutarch8347]

ER is just so amazing

[@PahubianInfluence666]

Plastic over the mic is one of my favorite triggers. Thanks.

[@NoEntertainment]

I'd like to remind everyone that Sammich Bags are not sandwich bags. They actually invented Sammich Bags so that ER could go to the store, buy them, and make this video. That's literally it.

[@scavvy4860]

ER, it seems you’ve found out how to mix anticipation into this video of ASMR, and I believe it easily improves any given ASMR experience, especially because it’s so rare. Good job! 👍

[@leo5278]

"Do you know what your problem is?" Um, yeah, I exist without my consent.

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Gah, I love this comment so much

[@whyiwakeup6460]

Hmm

[@crylune]

Same

[@Feinebea]

14:05 The most heartwarming smile

[@BL00D867ce]

Don't look at the comments, relax and get back to the video.

[@elvrboy]

phone tapping was literally the best

[@mankind-redefined1982]

0:00 - 0:12 Me with diagnosed OCD: **sobbing in the corner**

[@mankind-redefined1982]

@ Doing great! The comment was just a little joke, lol, though I do have OCD and overthinking can be troublesome. Thanks friend!

[@David-ix1qi]

I feel you on that one

[@daisystone4417]

This is my third time coming back to this video and the last two times i was only awake for about the first fifteen minutes lol thankyou for this video Mr Rift

[@MrMagic-ov9sk]

I just cracked myself up. I just thought of him going, "I'm gonna take care of that right now." And unsheathing his blade.

[@smile-ft7oc]

Don't think, just sleep

[@mtfalpha-1.629]

I thought I'd hate waking up at six AM because I would be tired. I started going to sleep sooner and no I don't mind it. I actually like the calm and quiet.

[@Jamesmartel16]

"Don't think,just sleep" sounds like me all day

[@JuanMartinez-ox3fn]

That moment when a wave of tingles literally clears up a fog of racing thoughts 😴

[@Airgialla32]

"Don't think just sleep" I'm already 4 parallel universes ahead of you

[@Hublium]

That's one quadruple parallel universe!

[@tanjirobumbum6940]

When he said you think too much I was just blowen away.after you let me help you,my mind became clear I can sleep now thank you

[@user-dh9oz9um2w]

It’s a blessed day since ER uploaded, can I get a Hail Mary

[@TheOneGodofMadness]

Hail Kaiser!

[@cade9111]

Hail no-one government is BAD

[@TheOneGodofMadness]

@@cade9111 HAIL KAISER

[@meepmeep3384]

I really like it when the sound moves around. Thanks uncle rift

[@nikosonex8237]

ER- “you don’t mind🧠, do you?” Me- “don’t mind what?” ER- *reaches out and takes brain” Me- 🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦽💀

[@pickles632]

this was splendid! the bag over the mics section was fantastic.

[@creepydash4094]

POV: It's 1AM and you want to fall asleep but *nah you want to scroll through the comments instead.*

[@serene9532]

don't attack me like this :')

[@creepydash4094]

@@serene9532 wdym

[@serene9532]

oh it's just a thing people say online when you're scarily accurate about something lol

[@creepydash4094]

@@serene9532 Oh ok

[@gamey__4642]

Is this a personal attack or something

[@chadmayer1442]

Please do another busted by the mall cop, literally my favorite ones yet