Relax with The Entity | ASMR

The Entity pays you a visit to help you relax and sleep.
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If you are new to "ASMR" and/or my channel, welcome aboard and thanks for dropping by! The majority of videos I create, often in an unorthodox manner, are meant to help you relax, sleep, hopefully experience ASMR, and any other use that might help you find some peace of mind, concentrate, study, decompress, etc.
What is ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response. It's just a non-scientific, made-up term that a layperson came up with to describe the feeling characterized as a pleasant tingling sensation felt in various parts of the body (head, scalp, back, legs, etc.) in response to various visual, auditory, tactile, olfactory, and/or cognitive stimuli, such as crinkling bags, hand movements, whispering, personal attention or watching someone perform a task. It's like goosebumps, but much more pleasant and without the uncomfortable chills.
ASMR videos are meant to intentionally induce this sensation in the viewer, often referred to as "tingles". However, the videos also serve to provide a relaxing, calming, comforting and soothing experience for people beyond ASMR purposes. Many people who do not experience ASMR still enjoy these videos.
I experienced ASMR all throughout my life but no longer do as of a couple years ago. However, I still enjoy creating these videos for anyone else that still experiences it or is just looking to relax, sleep, study, etc.

[@jackalope7774]

“I’ve simply chosen a form you’re familiar with.” Just a man.........man.

[@boopsboops7692]

It is the same basic look that all living things in Arkham look like. 🎅🏻 👔

[@raccoonofmotivation20]

He's the man man

[@Temp0ral_]

@@raccoonofmotivation20 nothing will break him down

[@TrevorEllison-lh5yo]

“You may have heard of my associates, such as the snack man...” This, my friends, is the elusive man-man.

[@TrevorEllison-lh5yo]

The father of all

[@relevantusername3342]

I just don't know if I'm here for the ASMR or the Lore anymore.

[@orcunb.2720]

Same here

[@darbffen3777]

Agreed!!!

[@randiboston9858]

Same boat my dudes same boat

[@inject5373]

same

[@fedorkochemasov4533]

*_D E E P E S T L O R E_*

[@lillianfox6848]

I like to think the jump cuts are just him phasing through reality itself.

[@boopsboops7692]

This is implying that he can’t phase through reality himself

[@MendicantBias124]

I would like your comment but it’s at 69 likes so I don’t wanna mess up the N I C E

[@Rocketboots52]

L

[@Rocketboots52]

L0l

[@Rocketboots52]

Ll

[@laethenglish1299]

I just realized that the lore reason the Entity is talking so slowly and quietly is because he has trouble speaking English. Goodness, ER is amazing at making the perfect blend between ASMR and amazing storytelling.

[@im.scaredofwomen]

The problem is that i fall asleep in the first 10 minutes

[@Lightningdude49]

Wait he does 😶

[@its-fokiywqa]

​@@im.scaredofwomensame

[@user-rt1js6ux6g]

WAIT THERE IS A LORE REASON??

[@Hedron1027]

@@user-rt1js6ux6gYes. There is a lore reason and yet we are still stupid.

[@ShaunTheCHB]

Obey the entity. Love the entity. The entity is good. The entity is kind. You like the entity. And the entity likes you.

[@imbernell]

Indeed.

[@Gustavoenderdragon]

**confused screaming**

[@notsocrazytank707]

👍

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

*Steals All The Soft Blankets In Arkham To Make Blanket Cocoon*

[@harrymcdonagh3716]

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 i havd seven blankets in right now

[@ohnobohdie]

Rift: "ah yes let me casually reveal this monumentous plot point with no fanfare to boot. hmyes"

[@MonaGC.]

Mmmmmm yeeeessss

[@calstri]

Yeah not many other people are commenting on the fact that he did that.

[@hoosierman6665]

Pretty big event and yet nothing

[@boopsboops7692]

Mornin everyone! I am the LITERAL SANITARIUM that people talk about!

[@vincelestrade3758]

Yeah, I’m trying to think of a better way to have done it, but it’s a difficult plot element to navigate. If he had gone for an epic of sorts, it would have potentially lost its sense of relaxation. I think, though, that it would have been nice to change the formatting a bit - maybe make the style of the video a bit different to make it feel more distinct.

[@zPoisonAssassin]

Ephemeral Rift has literally created his own cinematic universe.

[@brook2724]

RCU

[@pinetreezz]

Cinematic mastermind masterpiece with unknown entities from other places and my interest will never cease. Read that out loud and a lot of it seems to rhyme

[@nugget9427]

ERCU

[@eetualajuuma1659]

Yes, until you realize that the entity is from dead by daylight, a game he too plays

[@pinetreezz]

Eetu Alajuuma where is it confirmed that this entity is based off of or is his representation representation of the dead by daylight entity.

[@metalmaster1001]

The entity looks a bit tired. I hope the entity is doing well and is getting getting enough sleep.

[@mintymayhem9673]

I hope he’s getting getting enough sleep too

[@Explst]

At least its making me get enough sleep

[@ddawndz]

Hes sacrificing his sleep for thousands (I cant spell rn because its 3am... dont judge if I did spell anything wrong, also dont complain that its later for you please)

[@WitchKing-Of-Angmar]

@@ddawndz I'm judging at the fact that a later time in the night makes you less sleepy then say, 8:00 PM?

[@endmii3912]

I'm sorry but isn't this the Entity who put together the order that each of "The Man" characters are doing behind his back or something? Entity is a villain mate.

[@formeitisthemcchicken]

Relaxing with The Entity is okay, but for me, it is the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich.

[@dabufboi8976]

I've seen you almost everywhere I go.....you haunt me

[@Offtherip1623]

ok cool

[@spliffern2662]

T H E M C C H I C K E N I S A L L

[@Donny_Grande]

im goin to macdonal

[@leninscat8830]

McChickens are okay, but for me it is spaghetti time. The best time to eat food.

[@HaiderAli-uv6ib]

other ASMR artists : heres a 20 minute video ER : HERES A MASSIVE 1 hr 22 minute video so you can keep sleeping even through your alarm

[@boopsboops7692]

But suddenly: HONEY SCHOOL TIME!

[@scottbruckner4653]

And now for our feature length presentation.

[@ZoFlowTV]

My name is Barry Allen and I'm the fastest man alive

[@Sinnohy]

@@boopsboops7692 No.

[@swaggaming69420]

@@Sinnohy different parents man

[@Jakki_G]

Entity: you can call me..... Arkham sanitarium *Remembers everything corvus ever told me about the walls breathing, the ceilings moving, and the floors talking* Me:YOU!

[@OnyxIsDevious]

Which video is that?

[@Jakki_G]

@@OnyxIsDevious I forget the particular one but there's a playlist of all the corvus videos you can search through, if I remember correctly he was wearing either the brown mask or the white mask

[@thenonfurry]

:0 WE HAVE FOUNDETH

[@calcium_skeleton]

@@OnyxIsDevious it’s in a few different ones but one time Clemente said that the building is alive and feeds on a bit of your life force, this is why you can be free of the bans if you go there because they steal your life energy and you probably die faster because of it

[@wilburforce8046]

@@calcium_skeletonidk about the dying faster part our POV character has been a patient forever at this point lol.

[@gb731]

I knew the entity would end up one of two ways. Either a horrifyingly realistic, lovecraftian mask or just ER’s regular lovely face

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

But Which Is Which?

[@beanie640]

Timothy Gilfillan uhhhhh.....uhhhhhhh...... UHHHHHHH......the first one?

[@DeathnoteBB]

Weirdly a regular face is somewhat more terrifying, which fits.

[@FlashFinch]

@@DeathnoteBB like a final boss in a game just looking like a player, incredibly intimidating because its nothing grand

[@GriimGarr]

*Lovely*

[@cammy7082]

Bro this is such a twist, the sanitarium has taken flesh form to discuss itself. The lore of this man is incredible and should not be taken too lightly ;-;

[@endermage77]

Actually, it turned out Arkham Sanitarium is the name of the Entity, itself. Arkham Sanitarium the hospital was named after it. It's basically its temple, of a sort (Though it is far too humble to call it a temple)

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@endermage77 I Don't Care How Humble He/It Is As A Dnd Guy I'm Just Happy It's Not A Asylum Sized Mimic

[@binkerooney5175]

I m surprised he hasn’t made a book yet ! I mean I would totally buy it 7 times and read them all and never get to the ending.

[@adm5603]

You know all of this is from his head on the spot..?

[@endermage77]

@@adm5603 Yep. And it's all canon. Even the contradictory bits. _Especially the contradictory bits._

[@NUMBER29__]

The Entity has chosen a form for our minds to comprehend....how polite.

[@boopsboops7692]

He is a god that only wants us to see pleasure. He dose not realize that we would go insane without pain.

[@echoslayergaming2048]

Wait help I don’t see his form 😱

[@obamabebop6303]

@@boopsboops7692 I'm 14 and this is deep

[@LunarEdge7]

@@boopsboops7692 Whoa

[@Kat.Cha0s.c0m]

Reminds me of Greek and Roman gods/goddesses.When the show their true form anyone who does not avert their eyes will be incinerated.

[@belowxero3071]

I love how I can load an advertisement in 1080p but I can’t even watch a video in 144p.

[@j0m0667]

I love how I get the exact same ad over and over again.

[@finchwaddledog5026]

I love how?

[@RJ_Owlby]

I don’t love that

[@shiraki8327]

I love u :v

[@belowxero3071]

@@shiraki8327 :0

[@HiSanai]

☆ Timestamps ☆ 0:00 Camera tapping/introduction 5:49 Beads! 11:20 Lighting a candle (Fire sounds, blowing sounds) 18:06 Drill bit tapping 25:06 Whisking a brain (Why uncle E) 31:15 Plastic Crinkling 35:12 Cellular device tapping 38:35 Mug tapping time! 42:40 “An airbag that was attached to one of your vehicles” tapping/ scratching sounds 48:48 Cloth Sounds 52:57 Mat scratching 57:18 Mic brushing!!! 59:55 *Mic brushing intensifies* 1:03:30 Cup tapping 1:06:21 Rubber Chicken scratching 1:11:37 *CUTTING MAT* tapping/scratching sounds 1:15:41 Monster glove sounds/ Goodbyes 1:17:53 but wait! *theres more* (String cutting) Enjoy! :D

[@someoneelse8294]

Bless you

[@miriamgarza8539]

I was scrolling through the comments for the timestamps and almost gave up but thank you so much 🙏

[@garrethflynn8118]

Not all hero’s wear capes 🙏🏿🙏🏿🙏🏿

[@jamesvazquez2244]

thank yooouuu. Also, it's a drill bit

[@Ophelia11]

We are not worthy! (Still, thank you !) ❤️

[@vincelestrade3758]

I do not know quite how much the following theory contradicts established timelines in the Riftverse, but I wanted to posit it regardless: perhaps, “The Entity” is one of the benevolent Great Ones left behind after the 1000 Year War. Maybe they are attempting to help the humans rebuild - or at least find refuge - while remaining hidden from the opposing Elder Gods who retreated with their lives at the end of the 1000 Year War.

[@Endermaximum56]

Others: "Oh look a new video with a quirky theme" Me: "*I DONT NEED SLEEP, I NEED LORE*"

[@IamNightingale]

Endermaximum “sleep? I don’t know about sleep it’s summer time “

[@sir_fuckwit]

@@IamNightingale What do you mean summer time? It's winter and we must always stay viligent to find the lore.

[@oranyeliz]

2:48 him after hearing that:

[@whateverhe6154]

Guys this comment has 666 likes

[@dorothygilley3194]

The real Entity was the friends we made along the way.

[@NephewJayden]

OK jacksfilms

[@RJ_Owlby]

No I want my fucking entity

[@monke980]

@@NephewJayden the real entity was inside of us all along

[@godlygam3r701]

@@monke980 no deep shit here

[@monke980]

@@godlygam3r701 we live in a society

[@Sorrow707]

It's pretty cool that no matter what character Paul is playing , or what video he has created, you're always welcome. He makes you feel like you're seeing an old friend after a few years.

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Jordan James Yes, he’s like the Mr. Rodgers for adults..... And intellectuals. I don’t know what I’m talking about, but I agree.

[@sir_fuckwit]

We should start a Paul-ytheistic Religion about this man.

[@jensenfrost3536]

You are completely right he just has that look

[@LastNameBravo23]

Nah this is the wrong Entity, the REAL Entity would abduct me, then I'd wake up with three other people and make us fix generators while some random killer tries to find us. (edit: 3 years later and I still love these replies. much love and good luck in your games!)

[@theplayfullnut4862]

With random supernatural abilities catared for the occasion. Yup thats the entity i know.

[@monochromedream-eatingbaku]

Right? NOT MY -NEA- ENTITY

[@nem1853]

Then the killer would DC when he couldn’t kill you

[@themattiside6688]

Thats what Im talking about broski

[@bjaraptor]

It might not be your entity, it is suretenly mine, also your zntity sounds like a psycho , but hey is ok, we all die in the end.

[@Mori_UA]

"The sole meaning of my existence" *Pulls out rubber chicken* 😂🤣😂🤣

[@Mori_UA]

1:06:35

[@T0byIsHer3]

The fact your pfp is Vincent makes it perfect

[@ATbierer]

The entity: You can call me... Yogg’sothoth *skin bursts open and sloffs off to reveal a creature of a thousand eyes, and a cacophonous chorus of maddening voices fill your ears*

[@stevenstice6683]

Meh. You've stared in one abyss, you've seen them all.

[@lzrnixion6925]

Bro, I thought we were on KZbin, not P*rnhub

[@vincezockt127]

@@lzrnixion6925 XD

[@asheru2649]

Or just Jeff

[@joeyjointjebaiter1275]

You mean out bursts Nea?

[@adelaidecruse2145]

The Entity: *a literal omnipresent being from an alternate dimension being one of a thousand generations of omnipotent Entities* Also The Entity: "What is beard?"

[@calcium_skeleton]

Not omnipotent or omnipresent, he said it himself but it’s strange that he doesn’t know English after so many years of people speaking it in him

[@chrisbade2119]

Is this The Entity that Professor Clemmons was talking about? *final boss music intensifies*

[@notsocrazytank707]

Mr gator no

[@courtnrysalamone7677]

😱

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

*Gets Wrecked*

[@bluebear1818]

yes, he absolutely is.

[@nexradio143]

*3 notes intensify*

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

THE ENTITY HAS SUMMONED ME FROM MY SLUMBER

[@dabufboi8976]

To then let you once again slumber

[@johnmivule-novabow8143]

@@dabufboi8976 yup

[@SpyrotheDragon97]

THE ENTITY HAS PUT ME TO SLUMBER

[@squatcurldeadlift7346]

Iä iä John Mivule fhtagn

[@beanie640]

Sleep! *knocks them on the head with a baseball bat*

[@josepaulino7081]

Im here for the red string

[@toxichem103]

FUN FACT: Ephemeral Rift is actually a combined effort by The One Above All, The Presence and other godly figures to create human bliss. They all simply take the face of the one human that defeated Chuck Norris

[@DamnMascus]

Let’s start a cult, dear intellectual!

[@zorbinii]

I want there to be an episode of an AA patient who figures out that everyone looks the same

[@panzer107]

an anti-aircraft patient. perfect.

[@nickhodge7376]

“My names Mr . Peterson and I’m an alcoholic”

[@jakobmorris1483]

Bro is that your axelotol?

[@boopsboops7692]

He slowly grows insane throughout the video, learning the secrets to Arkham.

[@EchoEdema]

@@panzer107 Nothing cures addiction better than a 20mm.

[@emmaembers4620]

I love how vaguely ominous and threatening it gets at the end. Bravo

[@genesisosuna]

9:23 that close up whispering was so good.

[@julesv.6303]

"I'm the last of my kind, there are not too many of us." Now that is simply genius

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

Isn't that That A Self Contradicting Statement?

[@archangel7464]

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 what I think he means is there are not many who can call themselves the last of their own kind

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@archangel7464 hmm odd phrasing you gotta admit

[@iTyncWithReality]

I thought it meant:. "there are not TWO many of us." ... because there is only one.

[@TheCompleteMental]

Relax with _the v o i d_

[@Kai_snzz]

Extro do not worry I am the _void_ the *void* is me

[@IsabruhMoment]

Extro *and that’s a fact*

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

I'm already a Tenno and Wally is an ass

[@dianauwu1312]

@@the_protectorof_smols3563 "Relax with the Man in the Wall ASMR" Hey Kiddo. I hope you are doing well.

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

@@dianauwu1312 .Spacemom may be gone but your still shifty as hell Wally also you were mean to rell so I don't trust you! 😒😒😒

[@TacoStacks]

This is exactly what I needed!

[@brb8407]

Ha fuckin loser nobody cares about you

[@commiedogborkins5568]

@@brb8407 nah mate your the loser being an internet troll

[@brb8407]

@@commiedogborkins5568 nah mate ur mum never loved you

[@commiedogborkins5568]

do you enjoy harming others

[@commiedogborkins5568]

do you love to harm others

[@phalanxiatheroan863]

It's the equivalent of 3am for me, and I'm watching a man stroke a brain with a wisk. Cool.

[@klickingkayasmr7585]

Phalanxia Theroan Same.

[@dr.salty.m.d.7021]

*whisk

[@KaiTheBi-xi8td]

_the whisk_

[@wulftea]

​@@dr.salty.m.d.7021whatever

[@deadass9493]

One day his grandchildren will say “dad put grandpa’s tape again I like it, it relaxes me”

[@killtholicism]

insert "I thought this was a Dead By Daylight reference" comment

[@powerplantzone3944]

No need, they insert themselves.

[@alechughes3129]

Bruh moment

[@leroy-qh3wq]

Same

[@twenasukio]

Atomic Zombie took longer than i thought to find this comment. a bit disappointed, but glad nonetheless that i found it

[@EvilLordCanas]

He even mentions how he perceives the universe as a masasive spiderweb. DbD reference confirmed.

[@nicholaschernis7646]

With that beard coming in so much, hypothetically you could braid it and do an ASMR of an older Viking that outlived all of his brothers in arms and instructs newer warriors on how to stay alive in battle perhaps 🤔

[@dr.salty.m.d.7021]

I second this

[@thetrashpanda6944]

This must become reality. I third this.

[@jotarokujo44]

Yare Yare I fourth this

[@jackjarate38]

I sixth this.

[@vaeniller]

I seventh this.

[@rs5570]

Anyone with a functioning soul knows what a good person you are. Anything good you have you deserve. You help so many people. Today I’m pretending you’re my friend and you might help walk my dog since I broke my foot & tell him it’ll be ok. & his mom will get better even if she thinks she won’t. Just one kind person can keep you away from the window sill.

[@chillcreep4926]

how's the foot, the dog, the window? I hope your recovery was smooth

[@m.mulder8864]

This remains one of my favorite asmr videos. The volume of your whispering, the choice of props, your enunciation. I listen to this at least once a week. I like to have it running while I'm playing minecraft.

[@hillsxx5967]

E.R. should have played God in that one Bruce almighty film starring Jim Carrey 😂

[@sebili3766]

I think Morgan Freeman is the perfect Actor for the role of God. But E.R. would be a excellent Satan. Change my Mind.

[@brightblackgrouse6236]

Should have*......please

[@skye.mp5]

@@brightblackgrouse6236 thank you white steve harvey

[@brightblackgrouse6236]

@@skye.mp5 thank you for mocking xxxtesticles

[@skye.mp5]

@@brightblackgrouse6236 any time brother

[@VoiceofPersonaASMR]

Just when you think you’ve memorized ER’s morning upload schedule he uploads a video at 430pm. Always keeping us on our toes!

[@nodus7853]

Voice of Persona ASMR for me it’s 10 pm🤣

[@VoiceofPersonaASMR]

Potato Walkthroughs ER is a German spy, confirmed?

[@bjaraptor]

For me it's 23:32, so yeah.

[@lldrumr9095]

Literally nobody keeps track of that

[@VoiceofPersonaASMR]

Liam Lund I don’t think you know what the word “literally” means.

[@politicallyinaccuratetoast4757]

**grabs power drill** "So as I was saying" Should I take this as a threat

[@speedwheel1807]

No. The entity isn't hostile.

[@keeganrein1097]

Watch the very end of the video! Are you sure?

[@barbaramasterson9627]

I think ER is a 1 man show. The costumes, the masks, all. The presenter is very talented and imaginative and relaxes me very well as i fall asleep.

[@endermage77]

Ah, we meet at last. Arkham Sanitarium. Master of Relaxation.

[@Sam-uc9po]

Endermage77 *quiet boss music plays *

[@LunarEdge7]

Mfw final boss wants to lull me to sleep to win: Bring it on, I got my tin foil hat! :D/

[@kakary3161]

I can’t remember the word, but when you shorten that it becomes A.S.M.R

[@catherinemartin1957]

@@kakary3161 arkham sanitarium method of relaxation

[@Ickerus13]

I like that you frequently use dark backgrounds. It's very considersate. My phone is not in the Avatar state at night. Thanks for making lots of cool and good stuff for us, friend!

[@IsabruhMoment]

Dark theme good, light theme bad

[@Symbioteposion]

Loving the avatar reference

[@atreyubarrett3913]

I remember watching this about 11 months ago it’s actually what got me into asmr and now I’m coming back this video and it’s as good as the day I left it, Thankyou

[@m.mulder8864]

"Stars, Black Holes, Quarks, Subatomic particles." Yes, please keep talking dirty science to me.

[@ohdontmindme4241]

Whoa calm down son it’s just an elementary particle

[@m.mulder8864]

@@ohdontmindme4241 whisper "elementary particles" to me

[@lambie7975]

I am digging the ponytail you got there Rift. It’s an amazing look on you. And this video is super relaxing by the way. Love this channel so much! Edit: oh my goodness I’ve never had this many likes before.

[@Space_Potat]

Think all the same as you ✨👌🌝

[@notacare8771]

Wow you are very optimistic

[@lambie7975]

not a care Nothing wrong with that. Besides how can you not be optimistic when Rift always creates quality videos that help people.

[@ramen1551]

Lambie who is rift? this is the entity

[@lambie7975]

Bobby Hileman Oh Right the entity. XD My bad.

[@newtthewizard3942]

Its amazing that the plot is both thickening and unraveling at the same time right before our very eyes!

[@kovyvuri]

Who else in the beginning thought of "Allow myself....To introduce myself."

[@marianajerezemma1762]

seokjinmy outrotears dr T?

[@Kiflar]

@@marianajerezemma1762 yup

[@alexius6999]

Yeah from dr t

[@whitestorm8287]

Vincent

[@alexius6999]

Yeah Vincent

[@cdgshockz]

This is like one of those "Getting to know the enemy" cutscenes where he seems nice but turns out he is evil and we have to defeat him in the end

[@motleygrewe]

I laughed unexpectedly hard at "heart attaché". Blind-sided me with that one.

[@the_manchovie1795]

1 and a half hours and no ads. That's genius on a new level.

[@nobledamask]

All these folks making Dead by Daylight references and I'm sitting here waiting for television static eyes and a high pitched "huuuuuuuumaaaan".

[@sethcarpenter6394]

This is why I love Ephemeral Rift. He takes interesting concepts and turns it into amazing and relaxing ASMR.

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

Dear Rift, Could you please remove the endings from your videos? They are unnecessary as I have never reached them. Regards

[@boopsboops7692]

Agreed

[@bayotic4286]

Every time I click on a video of his like this I always watch the ending first and then start from the beginning

[@Zlittlepenguin]

Sometimes you gotta watch the same video like 6 nights in a row, and, to me.... that’s ok...

[@DeathSurgeonKid]

@@bayotic4286 *hackerman*

[@Mister_Rat_]

you mean the last 50 minutes of his video's right?

[@NiclasDreger]

I won't fall asleep I won't fall asleep I won't fall asleep I won't fall asleep I won't fall asleep . . Oh thats sounds nice... .. .. What if i close my eyes for a second... ... ... ... ^Wakes up next morning^ *DAMN IT E.R YOU GOT ME AGAIN* ^-^

[@beanie640]

Ninja Niclas *slowly claps* heh. I can pull so many all nighters.....I have become one with insomnia.

[@tubecrazy3000]

If all the governments are one then how does the SCP foundation exist.

[@evz6135]

The Entity = chill buddy in the deepest void. 100% I would hang out with the Entity while being stuck in a quantum time area .

[@brenmoyer4896]

"I have yet to understand the purpose of beard." 😂😂 Love this, so relaxing like always!

[@mental_health1998]

Same with hair what is the purpose of hair a beard has more benefits than having hair

[@loopTSB]

@@mental_health1998 hair protects your head from the heat of the sun I'm pretty sure

[@mental_health1998]

@@loopTSB what happens when 8 out of ten men go bold they melt

[@loopTSB]

@@mental_health1998 wear a fukin hat bruh

[@doyouunderstandthis]

@@mental_health1998a beard doesn’t have more benefits than hair. Hair helps regulate head temperature and also protects the head from solar rays which is where the sun shines the most. And if you have a lot of hair it’s a cushion for head damage.

[@IAmIncontinent]

IT’S ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW, I’VE WAITED YEARS FOR THIS.

[@BigDave18]

When he said: "you can call me Arkham sanitarium" I was like: "THE MALL COP KNEW IT ALL ALONG"

[@meleewulf]

ER: “I have yet to understand the purpose of *B E A R D* “ Edit: Also ER: “Is this your brain?”

[@seamusdoyle4884]

You should write a book. I feel like there is an amazing story being told in your videos.

[@thestupidgenius339]

the reason for the red string is at 1:17:40

[@fordgalaxiefanclub7733]

lmao thx

[@emilyrobinson4103]

VIEW WITH CAUTION!!!! I JUST FELL ASLEEP WATCHING THIS AND SPILLED MELTED FUCKING ICE-CREAM ALL OVER MY BED AND I WANT TO CRY 😂😭😭

[@r0cketwiz4rd]

I’m here from the You are ER and realized I have to stay up for 1 hour and 30 mins to understand why there’s red string attached to the mics and cam

[@tranminhhieu9492]

I would like to know what you have found cuz i can't stay awake for 10min watching er video

[@jake-qn6zy]

1:18:00

[@drewvans9442]

At this point I get more excited for Rift videos than I do anything else...

[@BluebirdBT]

Listening to this while playing DBD as a Killer is the only way to listen to this.

[@Wakkabutler]

Slowly transforming into the cult leader in Far Cry 5 lol. Thanks ER!

[@Gragglesimpson1]

You mean Joseph seed?

[@Wakkabutler]

@@Gragglesimpson1 yes

[@nekokitty3347]

Imagine being so insignificant that not even your universe's creation was significant enough to bother a being.

[@hentaisailor5951]

well no it woke them up because of it

[@juicyie]

Watching ER's videos has convinced me to sleep on the other side of my bed, which has turned out more comfy, thank you Rift

[@Aa1aaaaaaaaaa]

I love it when a random entity just appears, taps on stuff, and says it has a plan for me.

[@dylancobbold9203]

Bro when wearing headphones my body spasms from all the tingles his voice gives

[@bcs785]

the entity is pretty chill ngl

[@water9706]

The entity looks familiar...

[@Space_Potat]

You almost got it, The Entity! We say “Allow myself, to intRoduce myself” c:

[@theplayfullnut4862]

Dr.T?

[@Space_Potat]

PLAYFULLNU T ✊😷

[@sondo303]

Definitely Dr.t

[@Space_Potat]

scott sondermann *my* people c:

[@fcnth]

You owe the Entity some tingles

[@gumby4456]

You should do a video with bones or a skeleton. I feel like they would make a nice sound, and you could make a video called robbing the Arkham cemetary.

[@Arcticx369]

Im waiting for the day when ephemeral rift uploads a video called “Literal ASMR” where he goes “oh where are my manners” and reaches into his back pocket to pull out a piece of paper that says “manners”

[@powerplantzone3944]

I see...

[@the_protectorof_smols3563]

That WOULD Be In Character

[@totallynotlilly]

i can appreciate the entitys gus fring cosplay lmao

[@jonaspen]

Bro I said the same thing then sorted by newest😭

[@totallynotlilly]

@@jonaspen we are literally on the same wavelength, are we long lost cousins?!

[@PixelMarker]

"and i found out i'm a terrible driver" eldritch entity: oh cool a car. ``*crashes it*`` Eldritch Entity: well... dammit

[@csguak]

This video is by far one of the best asmr video yet, not just because of the duration, but the tingle quality is consistent and effective throughout.

[@fluffcake]

Dude just chilling with an elderitchian being with no known origin sounds like a dream come true to me

[@SuperPlayingcard]

WE NEED ANOTHER ENTITY VIDEO IM DYING TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

[@thetwitchywitchy]

I’m absolutely calling it a heart attaché from now on

[@unfunnymemer1547]

23:40 I like how he just casually mentions the existence of gods

[@seafoamtaide]

I can't believe it's already been almost 2 years since this video, it was such a huge deal, with all the threads and it feels like it just happened! Time is such bullshit

[@NightWhispererASMR]

Your creativity is unmatched my friend! 🔥

[@stormdesertstrike]

You just put on fire your own comment....

[@arbiter204]

@@MaylaTheCatgirl destroy it!

[@wolfyboy]

he could just have stood BEHIND the camera and talked, as if the ROOM was talking to us, as the entity is the building. still good though. X3

[@avoidloner]

I love how his videos are so long because he actually enjoys the content he makes and the ideas he has for them.

[@abby-kc2sr]

I'm always ending up having to rewatch his videos like five times because I always fall asleep and then when I wake up I'm just like "damnit not again!"

[@gudgie1096]

If the Entity thinks that humans are innovative and creative, they clearly haven’t seen EA or Disney yet... maybe it should stay that way.

[@TheEwqua]

Well I mean they're really creative in making new ways to trick people out of their money You gotta admit nobody's ever pulled that impressive of a con, maybe except for Joseph Smith

[@finchwaddledog5026]

Thomas Edison

[@Uniformtree000]

@@finchwaddledog5026 you guys never heard of the south sea bubble ?

[@sicko033]

Well they once were

[@jeanpierrepolnarref3352]

@Gudgie 10 imma say this one thing: nAkEnA JoNO jOjO nEeEeEe

[@wasai17]

Entity is very relaxing, because entity is the definition of relaxation, we all love entity, we love you entity.

[@propheticmarine6927]

This gonna take some explaining to my boss. "Why y'all late?" "The Entity was whisking some mad brains" "Say no more"

[@cheezeygoodnez7801]

When he breathes in it sounds like he's preparing to project his voice into our world.

[@xJabro]

Theory: all of his characters look the same because we're a schizophrenic and the only face we ever see is our doctor

[@SweetAeromotion]

As someone with schizophrenia, no. I hate it 😂

[@MistyMtnsAflame]

I keep coming back for both the amazing asmr but also because I’m obsessed with the theological implications of this video to the established universe

[@uchihamaster5535]

*closes eyes* "if only they knew my true intentions" *SWEATING PEELE MEME*

[@dculverii]

This man is an absolute legend, there are zero ads, nor any sponsorship mentions at any point of his videos. This means he takes his own time to do videos with no ad revenue or sponsors just for our relaxation. He deserves all the respect in the world.