Don't touch my records. Ever.

[@Vladzi0]

This is just GOLD

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

Living with OCD, this is highly relatable

[@dntskdnttll]

Don’t let it make you a jerk like this guy. It is very easy to end up there from OCD from experience

[@RomanesEuntDomus.]

​@@dntskdnttll The problem is that you become a jerk and you don't even notice it because you're convinced you're in the right.

[@robertdubs9466]

The time in-between the events of The Wonder Years, which slowly drove Kevin Arnold into insanity, and his later emergence as a Wet/Sticky Bandit during the events of Home Alone 1 & 2. He did kind of look like Fred Savage when he was younger.

[@Jeffrey-l7t]

When he shouts "Jazz!!", that is another one of Daniel Stern's most legendary screams. Although they can't quite top the screams in the first two Home Alone movies and in Bushwhacked. His screams as Marv are very legendary

[@MrJamieMurph4141969]

Oh, somehow I didn't realize Shrevie was played by Daniel Stern, who would become famous from the Home Alone movies, some ten years later.

[@sitizenkanemusic]

He's a good comedic actor but he did display good acting chops in this film, city slickers and breaking away.

[@wattyler6128]

lmao....NO FUCKING SHIT

[@pawnwatcher9548]

and the narrator in Wonder Years

[@iceonthesun8880]

What's crazy about Home Alone is that in those days movies stayed in the theaters as long as they generated good ticket sales. Home Alone was in theaters a WHOLE year from Christmas to Christmas. People were still going in droves to see it in July. Growing up as a kid it's the only movie I ever remember lasting that long.

[@Jeff-fu8is]

I can tell that this is 10 years before Home Alone 2 was filmed. Daniel definitely looks 10 years younger than he was when he played Marv the second time

[@DTSsince2016]

That's just like me, I love my cassette tapes

[@GreigStott]

Classic film and great scene x

[@jeffreyhunter4966]

It cracks me up that that's the same guy who screamed like a woman when he was covered in pigeons and had a spider on his face

[@andrenewcomb3708]

You see. Music is spirit. And people like to raise spirits. Knowing where to find them means that they live forever. It's not JUST music . . . because you just were never listening.

[@jayimler1115]

Damn, I didn't even recognize it was Daniel until I looked at the comments.

[@tonks78]

He was so young, eh?

[@ElectronicsTech09]

Who would want to be married to a guy like this ? He has a temper.

[@olly8]

Love his PASSION for LPs

[@COLLECTIVEskateshop]

To quote another great movie, "usual vault rules apply. Touch not lest ye be touched."

[@alexanderkeenan7578]

What’s that from?

[@MsUa125]

He made her cry with all that yelling. What a jerk.

[@BroncUK]

Having more respect for your vinyl than the lovely Ellen Barkin is just so wrong. :-(

[@deugorinth1327]

Simp.

[@hisvorpalsword]

Moderator brought me here.

[@AutonomousChameleon]

Butters! How many times have I told you...

[@JoeCnNd]

+AutonomousChameleon Oh you are grounded mister!!!!!! I love that episode of the food pantry. Good call on the source of it.

[@BagScottishPipes]

Marv in his pre-criminal days

[@monkeyb1820]

no, it's Cyril in his post-cycling days.

[@punksofnewengland]

Different kind of crime here... crime of being a tight ass dickwad

[@grimaper]

Marv got divorced and lost his job and house. Then down on his luck and homeless, he met Harry.

[@PAULTHOMSON-s8k]

ARE THERE 2 OF THESE SCENES. I JUST LEFT ONE.

[@MusicDude86]

Christ, I thought I was passionate about music lol

[@stevensegal6290]

I had a dream that Daniel Stern was at my grandma's house for christmas lol

[@cherrydelrey1949]

Never seen this movie, but as a neurodivergent, I knew the third one was going to be genre.

[@InsideUCLA71]

You never ask me what's on the flip side.

[@robertfuentes9677]

He would have been a waaaay better Sheldon for The Big Bang Theory!

[@serjeallen6187]

❤❤❤

[@Jeff-fu8is]

"I never hear you yell at any of your friends". Well 10 years later he sure as heck he yelled in a shrill voice in horror when he's covered in pigeons snacking on seeds that Brenda Fricker threw onto him

[@jessyleppert2]

He's acting like a Wet or Sticky bandit

[@weshewittakawildwes]

Jessy Leppert Good question idk, what do you think?

[@tyvillianheartthrob1856]

Wow. That's Marv from Home Alone

[@Jeffrey-l7t]

When she says "Why do you yell at me?'', I'm sure those pigeons asked him the same question 10 years later. You have to know Home Alone 2 in order to understand my joke

[@lllexoduslll]

If you take shit out, put it right back where you found it.

[@CedricKarlFonk]

I agree with him totally. I AM like that, and proud of it!! :)

[@MrJamieMurph4141969]

He could still be a "smidge"nicer,(yes,deliberate understatement),his going crazy at her is totally ignorant.

[@sitizenkanemusic]

You have a vinyl/cd collection? Because nowadays with digital, you can organize it however you want with a click of a mouse.

[@dntskdnttll]

Prepare to be alone if you make people suffer for it like this

[@jonbays-broils598]

I feel like I'm being attacked.

[@RollOnToVictory]

so........... he's basically my Dad

[@robertfuentes9677]

He would have been a waaaay better Sheldon in The Big Bang Theory

[@oooh19]

sadly even CDs are outdated basically

[@windmill7708]

Here from barbwalters

[@guitarStern]

Daniel is my father hahahaha :P

[@owlpercent2045]

For real!

[@giannobiel8974]

It's Lymangood!

[@jasoncarpp7742]

If I were her, I would've said "fine! If it's that important to you you, DO IT YOUR DAMN SELF! I've had it with you screaming in my face about it!"

[@Grinix0]

i would of said "THAT'S MY PURSE!! FUCK THE KING!!"

[@jasoncarpp7742]

Grinix I've never seen the movie Diner before. I just happen to hear the exchange between Daniel Stern and Ellen Barkin. I can't remember where I heard it.

[@MrJamieMurph4141969]

Anyway; if 1,she likes to listen to the music, and 2, if all of these trivial things,such as even organizing by year,etc,really are that big a deal to him, why doesn't he just make up a list of all these little but big things, and place it near his record collection, the son of a bitch?

[@jasoncarpp7742]

I agree. That would make it easier for other people to return them when they're done listening.

[@mrhoffame]

Even easier....why not just slide the record next to the one you are pulling out a couple of inches so you can easily see where it goes back to? LOL

[@guitarStern]

Daniel is my parents hahahaha :)

[@muir2809]

Pure OCD

[@bonniebianco5918]

Aint that a shame. Whats on the flip side ?

[@Matthewsmollen4]

Is this Diner?

[@MrDjDaredevil]

THIS IS ME TO THE TEE HISTORIAN OF MUSIC AND DON'T TOUCH MY RECORDS. WOW SO THIS IS HOW I LOOK LIKE TO NON MUSIC LOVERS. FUCK YEAH,DON'T TOUCH MY RECORDS.

[@SproutMeansGrow]

She must be Floridian. For some reason, the idiots in Florida record stores put everything in A-Z order by first name.

[@oooh19]

Marv doesn't have his beard lol

[@GuitarHeroPhenomSux]

I'm like this guy with the memory thing, but I'm no where near as anal about how things are categorized. As long as it's on the shelf, I could careless.

[@laminage]

Some people are like that. Now can you imagine if Beth was a Corporate Librarian and she "Misfiled" The Documentation, and Shrevie was her Supervisor, she would have been fired. Also, it wasn't so much Beth misfiling his records it's that he was probably scared that The Closeness with his Friends would end upon Eddie getting married. I found him, Boogie, Eddie and Fenwick the biggest "Jerks". Shrevie was also very selfish, he seemed to care more about his Friends than her.

[@MrJamieMurph4141969]

Like the one thing I had said in a comment on the other copy of this video, his doing what he does here, both (mentally)abusing Beth, AND favoring "a night out with the boys,"than quality time with his wife,today would definitely be good reasons for divorce, on her part,anyway.

[@laminage]

You are so right about The "Mental Abuse" part. I never thought of it that way until you bought it up. Excellent Analysis. I think Shrevie feels that his "Friends" should come first because he knew them longer.

[@mrhoffame]

I'm TOTALLY just as anal as he is lol. ..just not as rude and mean. I made these little place markers out of cardboard and stuck little paper guitars on the end. That way when my girlfriend went to pull out a record she just used those to mark the spot lol.

[@laminage]

Also keep in mind that it was 1959, things have changed so much in nearly 60 Years. He finds the Music the one calming influence in his life, his Job, his relationship with his Friends, and his Marriage. Also, the Music for him takes him back to a life without so many responsibilities. My Late Uncle was like that, he moved out of his Parents House but he always had to spend time there, it was like he never learned to Emotionally Separate from his Parents. Shrevie never learned "Emotional Separation" that's why he has a hard time with people.

[@Smile892011]

Oh God. I was an animal! Watching her eat the ham, I felt, how could I be having these feelings? Did it show? Could people see through me? What would Brian think? Now ain't THAT a shame.

[@ShanesTubes]

I was waiting for Christian Slater to walk up behind him and tell him he's being a jew (I hope people get the Very Bad Things reference).

[@InsideUCLA71]

It's not about the records.

[@MrJamieMurph4141969]

Shrevie would make a good football coach,truly-it's very plain,from the tone he uses with Beth here. And I guess that is supposed to be a comment in a most sincere and biting way-you get the picture,I'm sure;the things he says,all,like,"For the fiftieth time,that's NOT the way I showed or taught you how to do it!" precisely things you can picture your typical football coach saying to his players during practice,OK,even if they just don't get it right a number of times over,but still,having to stand there and be a dartboard for such idiot rage,like Beth is here.

[@pelgervampireduck]

"it's just music, it's not a big deal"??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST MUSIC?????????!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111

[@Jeff-fu8is]

Is that a reference to him as Marv letting out those wacky screams in Home Alone and Home Alone 2??

[@pelgervampireduck]

@@Jeff-fu8is no, hahaha, as a music fanatic I wouldn't let other people mess with my records. you can play them, but leave them in the right order.

[@PAULTHOMSON-s8k]

Rock Boulder @user-uu3fp8el9k 35 seconds ago (edited) SHE REMINDS ME OF A MAN I RECENTLY MET AT A DONUT SHOP - HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO BARBARA STREISAND WAS!!! HE LIKED THE MUSIC BUT DIDN'T CARE WHO SANG IT. PEOPLE JUST DON'T 'GIVE A SHIT'. HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD GET BETTER FRIENDS. I REPLIED - FRIEND I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU A FRIEND. EVRYTHING IS ALWAYS MY FAULT, I GUESS.

[@PAULTHOMSON-s8k]

Rock Boulder Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that! "WHAT'S THE BEST MUSIC TO 'MAKE OUT' TO? SINATRA OR COMO?" 7 m Reply Rock Boulder @user-uu3fp8el9k 35 seconds ago (edited) SHE REMINDS ME OF A MAN I RECENTLY MET AT A DONUT SHOP - HE DIDN'T KNOW WHO BARBARA STREISAND WAS!!! HE LIKED THE MUSIC BUT DIDN'T CARE WHO SANG IT. PEOPLE JUST DON'T 'GIVE A SHIT'. HE TOLD ME THAT I SHOULD GET BETTER FRIENDS. I REPLIED - FRIEND I WAS TRYING TO MAKE YOU A FRIEND. EVRYTHING IS ALWAYS MY FAULT, I GUESS.