DON'T TOUCH THE BOSS (DayZ Standalone)

[@FairlightEx]

Wow. We were talking about two different red brick buildings throughout that whole encounter. Hahahahaha

[@bluebyrd984]

I come back and watch this every few months and it never gets old

[@CalebRemastered]

I come back to remember the Good times 👌

[@ArchieTheBostonT]

Great video Goldy! And like your friend said, never ever ever... Touch the boss!

[@arandomtoaster9188]

keep doing dayz man _toasters everywhere supports this message_

[@frogos202]

this guy always reminds me of the host of the talking dead.

[@joshuawhite2041]

chris hardwick true hahha

[@Grimzlay]

I like how Goldy casually robs the guy of this axe and chest holster and then the guy just moves down the street with them lol.

[@alphawolf5932]

Don't touch the boss.

[@joanne7278]

A

[@joanne7278]

Um... Ok

[@mexgaming9883]

"I'm kinda new at this game..." "Do you want to know how to play?" *shot* "Welcome."

[@TheErrorGraphics]

Life was stress free back in these days.

[@Savyboy75]

"Dont touch the boss" Im gonna use that all the time now.

[@pedroflores3257]

This is like way back in streams i saw it live it was funny i still like it

[@GeneralWarned]

Stranger: "I'm pretty new to this game, how do you play?" Brennon: **Headshot** "Welcome." *I Love it!*

[@GeneralWarned]

You know I'm the only person who's ever going to see this ad, right "guys"? haha totally worth replying to my 6 year old comment.

[@kieranpaxton2245]

I know im randomly asking but does any of you know a way to log back into an instagram account?? I was stupid lost the login password. I love any tricks you can give me

[@aridawson3775]

@Kieran Paxton instablaster ;)

[@itment5930]

I miss dayz more please

[@tylerkorvoxivish3369]

This is 1 of thee funniest moments in DZ history XD X3

[@crazysnipez5]

I like how goldy plays like this. Kinda different from all the other people and a bit more interesting

[@zach2032]

"How do you play?" *Bang* "Welcome"

[@aaronlahd]

I like the intro music goldy

[@Gawn]

He should alternate between that song and Hero per video.

[@aaronlahd]

I agree

[@maelstromthunderdrake778]

Or on Hero\Bandit vids

[@Louiejacob2]

Random player - "im pretty new to this game, how do you..." Goldy - "How do you play?" "boom" Goldy - "welcome" HAHAAH!! Best moment - 17:05

[@barlozbrothers9059]

2018 and I had a flash back to this

[@qraven3487]

step away from the boss. made me spit soda on my keyboard. well played

[@3rdeye368]

Dude, this was super funny. Keep up he good work, def. want to see more DayZ..

[@3rdeye368]

***** I love you too

[@thekingkiller8winter725]

I really like this because every time I'm bored I come to see this and it makes me laugh so hard

[@xViperzGaming]

I love this series goldy!! Keep it up

[@kelleann144]

Loved that intro music and such! I remember when this all happened but I was watching Ally's stream.

[@Wilimanji]

I love you Hahahah omg funniest guy alive

[@SuperJdawgful]

Please please please make a "Don't touch-a da boss" animated short, I was laughing so hard.

[@fritzvandom7392]

17:05 im pretty new to this game! how do u play? POPS HIM IN THE HEAD, welcome LOOOOOOL

[@Han-san5]

I remember this stream it was sooooo gooooooooood

[@danielswag9008]

dont touch the boss this is one of my favorited vids

[@realasato5023]

Man that dude that killed everyone was so cool

[@mpgeek549]

In the beginning he was just so casual about that robbery

[@seantheplayer101]

the "Don't touch the boss." and how he killed all those people was funny, and, killing them was a win-win: If they were telling the truth he killed them because they touched the boss. and since they were lying they got killed for lying XD

[@R3SerialPro]

You know, Goldie. Instead of always dragging your axe\mosin\whatever to the hand box in the inventory, you can assign it to your hot bar at the bottom of the screen and pull it out using the number keys across the top of your keyboard.

[@highr6539]

I remebr this so well fps problems everything was buggy but the game is the same way still today

[@Fred-og6nj]

My favorite episode by far!

[@silverbro13]

Always on the edge of my seat. Thanks Goldy

[@KingWolfTV]

Ahhh man i liked the old intro better with the song "Hero". That intro got me hyped.

[@Stormbringer005]

17:05 Every single survival game summed up in about 10 seconds.

[@dizzieazy]

bro the frames back in the days

[@geraldcherisme8668]

Gold you are too funny the guy said "im prettynew to the game how do u play" you shot him hahahaahaah!!!!

[@ricky190e]

Goldy your the best youtuber I have ever watched you have inspired me to make a youtube channel and do live streams when my channel gets big I hope I can play dayz with you one your biggest fan Luke :3

[@redarmy1903]

The new guy kill was hilarious .

[@micflare6606]

Goldglove aint no simp 💯

[@xAgonY99]

Love the new music at the intro!

[@chrishairjourney]

man that intro really got me pumped :)

[@KryptcTV]

2:55 the guy on the fire department xD

[@billydoge1593]

What a bandit.

[@rivitgaming4047]

i was happy when u found him an got back ur friends gear haha

[@robertbryniarski5888]

the best part of this video is that its published on my birthday:)

[@gaminglovescompany3074]

pretty sure a lot of people know but just putting it out there when you melee a zombie circle around it while hitting it helps unless they like patched it or some shit

[@CrAzYDUde2587]

That guy with kitty was another streamer I've watched lol

[@TheDialation]

The moment you missed the shot, I fucking flipped.

[@mr.tendertv2066]

GOLDY YOUR FUCKING MUSIC JUST GETS BETTER AND BETTER I SWEAR PS LOVE YOUR VIDS

[@ryancrowley1878]

You can hear the AK guy say don't touch the boss after cat says can I check your pulse and she gets close to goldy so he says it

[@UpsideDownYuGiOh]

AHAHAHAHA, Fuck that was brilliant. 17:10 "How do you play?"..... that was the best thing ive seen in a long time

[@NinjaWarriorKeval]

I said step away from the BOSS Not lie down next to the BOSS!!!!😡 Band bang and he's dead😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kidwiththefaces]

Isn't this from a reallllyyyy long time ago?

[@TroySchmehl]

I gotta buy myself a Mosin in real life, they're so cheap and so pretty

[@fiscal.deficit]

hilarious man, i love your dayz vids

[@urn1515]

Watched the intro, though "Oh well this is a new outro." Then I realized I had 20 more minutes. XP

[@ricmed11]

I'm getting standalone on Christmas so I can't wait to.play

[@Xtr3m3druid11]

its a really fun game

[@owen3242]

Xtr3m3druid11 not really

[@Xtr3m3druid11]

owen baggens yes it is

[@JackWithGaming]

It's hard to learn and stuff at first but give it a good try and watch lots of videos

[@huey6283]

Sometimes I Forget Colors while playing DayZ

[@hopptilyadrop]

Gold glove I was playing when the "Lootsplosion" glitch was working I went in that building u were in when u found a Mosin and I found more than 50 mosins with a scope and tons of ammo I literally fell out of my chair xD

[@russellerwin7583]

Make more of these videos

[@sphases]

You should sell 'Did you touch the Boss?' T-shirts

[@billytamez5690]

thats a way better intro song now goldy

[@joesoria2624]

That viewer is loyal as fuck.

[@superflyweirdo2626]

That intro though

[@TrueAspectsMN]

Should be the Don and his mafia

[@jaredsantomieri8584]

Can u please go back to DayZ

[@jonathonchaffin3416]

You were like the don of a gang

[@tchallenges]

Haha funny vid Goldy, can't wait for next stream

[@thekronkueror7198]

Goldy, how do you get 120 FPS+? I only get 25 FPS (35 max) and I have a Gaming PC. what are your settings?

[@bxrsxrkxr]

Lol he isn't it just looks like it. Look closely and you'll see he normally gets 15-30.

[@Gavinprior1]

+Majestic_GAM3R yeah he doesnt actually get 100+, nobody can in this game, not optimized enough

[@nickmyers3065]

GoldGlove you're on my KOS list :")

[@krataman]

step away from the boss!

[@DrewGillen]

Great video goldy keep up the great work

[@MisterChubz]

this intro is much better

[@robertking2994]

great video ! keep it up. love yor dayz vids

[@OfficiallyBlizz]

Much better intro. no more of that hero shit

[@mareksieminski3039]

Is this a re-upload? Because it seems like I watched this before and I'm pretty sure I didn't watch this stream.

[@12345Lasker]

"I'm new to this game; how do you play?" *Gets shot in the head* LESSON 1.) DON'T TRUST ANYBODY.

[@yoinkxD]

Sick video goldy! Keep up the good work!

[@gladeskier95]

Lol we need to find the guy who won't let anyone touch the Boss

[@medicalcheeze787]

Good job! nice shot at the beginning =D

[@RealTorick]

random starger=im verry new to this game D4=*shoots him in the face* d4=welcome lmao im never gonna say im new to dayz again

[@RealTorick]

goldy rocks

[@alexbentrem8816]

this is my favorite video lmao

[@casualpig7300]

Welcome. BOOM HEADSHOT

[@thebestbrowser112]

Its so weird to not see the apartments where that red house is. i miss the old elektro. i like change but elektro was so good .59

[@calwoodward5240]

My name is jeff.

[@ahylinerz]

goldy! what specs of computer do you have?

[@TigerTazer]

the banditos

[@neoxtra2461]

Lol once Goldy talked about the girl that killed him, his girlfriend was like wat lol

[@brynnvan818]

He's streaming tonight check his twitter

[@ZentharGG]

looks so fun with no desync or 1 fps like gg m8's

[@NI0237]

Hey goldy, you need to change the dayz intro music name in your description. FYI

[@bolpy1529]

I love how the guy tries to handcuff the dude and gets his butt knocked out, and then Goldy calls that "rude" the "handcuff" dude got what he deserved. It was only just. And they act like they have to go get revenge or give justice by killing the guy, but really justice has already been given and the only rightful revenge was already given when the dude knocked him out and took his stuff. I hate when they do something douchey, then get what they deserve, and then act like this guy did something so bad to us, so lets go get him! uhhhhhhhhhhhh! but whatever lol.

[@valkorias]

See what i would have done is handcuffed the dude and locked him in the house until a player came by and capped him

[@JM-wu1yp]

Jackie Marrow no the best thing to do is knock him out first, then apply the handcuffs, then feed him moldy bananas once he wakes up. Then feed him to some zombies and call it a day.

[@Christappedin]

17:19 how do u play welcome I am dying 😂😂

[@Burttsyburtt]

I love how Ally is just "There" I feel bad. They like neglect her xDDD

[@kmart67620]

longest intro ever from goldy for dayz?