Donald Trump's Dodgy Tax History | The Daily Show

The New York Times turns Donald Trump’s “small $1 million loan” narrative upside down with a bombshell report outlining the Trump family’s extensive tax fraud.
Subscribe to The Daily Show:
/ @thedailyshow
Follow The Daily Show:
Twitter: / thedailyshow
Facebook: / thedailyshow
Instagram: / thedailyshow
Watch full episodes of The Daily Show for free: www.cc.com/shows/the-daily-sho...
Follow Comedy Central:
Twitter: / comedycentral
Facebook: / comedycentral
Instagram: / comedycentral
About The Daily Show:
Trevor Noah and The World's Fakest News Team tackle the biggest stories in news, politics and pop culture.
The Daily Show with Trevor Noah airs weeknights at 11/10c on Comedy Central.

[@luisf7105]

The beauty of this is that he CAN'T sue the Times... He'd have to show his tax returns to refute these allegations.

[@AlexXDiety]

That's actually happened to him before. He'll likely make the same mistake again...his ego is too large not to, lol.

[@Bronxxxnyc]

He'll just call it fake news...and his supporters will just chant along with him. But the beauty of it is, now that they know his tricks, you better believe he is doing the same things to give money to his kids.

[@jensraab2902]

The sad thing is that his base won't give a shit. :/

[@JamesSmith-gn9ou]

You are 100% wrong. You need to learn some of the legal facts dealing with defamation.

[@kristhephoenix]

Maybe Eric will tweet them one day.

[@MRELC1996]

I could really use a very small loan of a million dollars right about now...

[@crisdlcruz145]

Me too

[@ruger6503]

same

[@GrimSlytherin]

Big Mood

[@plaidpanda]

I could get by on _half_ that.

[@stringbet9939]

He got multitudes of them. Fred Trump might be the only one in the family with a-brain.

[@daverumbear7668]

I can already hear all his supporters "but but but Hillary this and Obama that"

[@k.bentley6257]

If you put Hillary issues and Obama Issues in a box it would never compare to Trump in 2 years. that's fact.

[@CloudsGirl7]

Where would they be without their scapegoats, eh? XD Can't tout their own merits if they don't have any.

[@linkone11]

You are close, it's not but but but, it's what about Hilary this and Obama that

[@polsux979]

Aren't they great people, Trump supporters? They don't evaluate a man based on his values and morality ... they evaluate him based on his skin color and the off-colored rhetoric that he spews.

[@daverumbear7668]

@@polsux979 they dont respond to logic or reasoning, its like talking to a wall. Trump supporters swear they are conservatove and religious yet they support a leader whom has no morals. They cover their racists belives with partiotism.

[@lisaspikes4291]

I’m not surprised. Are you? I always knew he was a criminal.

[@dewaynethomas3122]

I've been saying this for years. Trump has no business sense. The art of the deal had a ghost writer. Not that it was worth reading anyway. Maybe if it was properly titled "How to be a Complete Piece of Shit".

[@bullswoodworks8398]

my question, to all of my Liberal friends and peoples, is why are YOU so upset about this POTUS? My Bank account looks freaking great right now! are you upset that the rich are getting richer? Then why not become rich? why not do what rich people do? why are you upset other than the fact that its time for YOU to PAY your fair share? Obama said that! you need to own up to the fact that everythnig is NOT FREE! Someone else is paying for, by their hard work, for what everyone else gets a chack for. Its called Taxes! we dont need more Taxes, we need more tax payers.

[@nathanbrown8196]

Well like duh... He stole that ladies popcorn in the little rascals movie... AND GOT AWAY WITH IT?! Who does that?

[@EmmanuelMoralesPetti]

@@bullswoodworks8398 Is this saarcasm? Because you honestly sound like every single Trump Supporter ever Lol

[@TeamDragoonX]

@@bullswoodworks8398 "why not become rich?" My god, why didn't I think of that?

[@nunyabizness9594]

If anyone is really surprised by this they really haven't been paying attention

[@chickenkurry6451]

Nunya Bizness oh do trump supporters?

[@matthewparis1545]

Nunya Bizness I had a heart attack from so not being surprised

[@lucky-13gof47]

KLANservaTards are gonna vote for him anyway.

[@kylestubbs8867]

Surprised that it was a sham? No. Surprised by the scale of the sham? Yes.

[@somersetdc]

I never doubted that Trump was a complete fraud. He's so full of shit...but any non-comatose person already knew that.

[@garrettl718]

Wow no wonder he didn’t release his tax returns!

[@wsironda]

Garrett L more scam when you see his taxes

[@stevebird838]

People have been saying this for years though, just now there's better proof.

[@pallmall5014]

Exactly! But what people don't realize this was all public record way back then!!

[@Chas-OTE]

@@stevebird838 As always, when it comes to Trump, everything is always far worse than the worst we could have imagined...

[@pallmall5014]

@@wsironda I agree!

[@Jaxymann]

And Trumpers still think he cares about them...

[@kellyalves756]

5Oblivion That’s the sad thing to me. Some of our hardest working, salt of the earth people give him their loyalty when he isn’t fit to tie their shoes.

[@alwayshotinhouston2217]

"Trumpsters" 50...Trumpsters

[@ww.x0]

you can't put a price on casual racism and gun humping

[@christopherharris342]

They really do. Sad....

[@sofiakhan2892]

They will always think that. It is like a person in an abusive relationship.."But I know he or she still loves me..."

[@greatmatth3093]

Duh! Was ANYONE listening to his as s back in the 80s and 90s??? What? Y'all forgot? And now we are STUCK with the CON ARTIST in CHIEF.

[@ACU_misfit]

So Trump is nothing more than a ego driven con man?!...*gasp* why didn't anyone tell me BEFORE the election??

[@brian_Austin27]

FN- 2187 I know we have been saying this when he was running during when he was running and after her won😧😧

[@rgwak]

"We don't care!" - t'rump cultists

[@trishahernz7809]

because her e-mails!

[@jimmytimmy3680]

Right... Because everything he said before the election was amazing and unprecedented. Like when he wouldn't release his tax returns, calling Mexicans rapists, being a mysogenist, and all the shit it comes froms his mouth.

[@FriendtoAnimals-ol7gr]

FN-2187. No shit, Donny boy showed everyone EXACTLY who he was before the election. Anyone who thought he would change in office we're conning their own selves, Plum stupid or really didn't care as long as it furthered their political career.

[@eponymousIme]

Wasn't his massive tax "avoidance" one of his bragging points on the campaign trail to illustrate how smart he was? This shouldn't be news to anyone. The scandal is why he wasn't prosecuted long ago. No wonder he feels entitled!

[@dragb9284]

eponymousIme why is that acceptable.

[@kimberlythunert3068]

drag b No one said it's acceptable!

[@Yokonato]

@@dragb9284 O it's not but the vocal majority were so concerned with Hillary emails they let it go right under the carpet... if America truly came together and asked to see true tax returns he would probably get impeached and jailed

[@AH-cy4md]

Yeah, he said it makes him "smart". Clearly, he's a skilled con artist and liar. I guess a lot of folks, his base supporters, admire that..

[@user-kp5uy8vd8o]

@@Yokonato yea it's pretty insane, people cared more about emails that they had no clue about than the guy who avoided taxes right in front of them for years. Makes no sense.

[@untheist5533]

The question should be, “WHY IS EVERYBODY SO LATE ON THIS LOSER?” This should have become knowledge when he was running for President‼️ The mainstream media DROPPED THE BALL‼️ This should have been revealed through this man’s tax returns‼️

[@MadDisaster]

Wow, Trump's life is even more embarrassing than we thought

[@Thatdudejones1]

But somehow people felt they had things in common with this fraud, how can any middle class working man or woman relate to any billionaire.

[@Wolfboss7]

Part of me thinks his base were so desperate to believe SOMEONE cared about them and their struggles they were willing to take his walking talking humanoid orange. In a way, they were just like him-needing constant praise and coddling.

[@LuizAlexPhoenix]

Two types, the ones going up think it's just a matter of time until they get there. The ones going down think they deserve to be there again. And this guy told them that he was going to do it by kicking the other ones out.

[@JohnPoteet]

Trump loyalists are the people who think playing the Lotto is a retirement investment. They're sure they'll hit the Mega-million jackpot this year 'cause some crazy preacher told them so on Tee-Vee.

[@seanwarren9357]

Delusion, and sunk cost fallacy. As long as they feel they are protecting their advantage, they share commonality. SMH

[@MegaTonyng]

If this Senate votes Kavanaugh into SCOTUS, Trump's tax crimes will disappear 🤗

[@willytercero6550]

Trump: The Failling New York Times... The NYT: hold my beer...

[@anthonycannon811]

😂😂😂

[@docholliday4672]

😂😂😂

[@alisaoliver1969]

DT: the failing and fake NYT. The NYT: BRING IT!!!😤 He'll find some way to call this fake, and his idiot worshippers will believe it. Sad.....

[@runnerwd]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelbauer1241]

...The NYT: hold my beer Kavanaugh: I hold your beer for you, I’ll hold everyone’s beer. I like beer. Lol

[@terrylovesenegal]

Karma is patient and will come around.

[@vikasverma2580]

I don't think this applies to Trump. The worse the things he does or says, it only gets better for him.

[@nathanbrown8196]

He's probably trying to pay karma hush money...

[@colthenderson7839]

That's like saying he will get his when he dies. Karma, heaven and hell don't exist, unfortunately. If karma did then at least that would be something we could see. And when he, hopefully, goes to prison that won't be karma, because he will be going to a federal prison which compared to regular prison is a cake walk.

[@-thedog-briangriffin9720]

Lets hope 😬

[@canogaparque818]

Well that bitch is surely taking its time

[@icete93]

Harry Potter reference warning: Trump is like Draco Malfoy just buying his way into the Quidditch team instead of displaying ability.

[@nataliechan1478]

Hold up, but the thing is, Malfoy is actually decent at quidditch. Not as good as Harry, of course, but not entirely incompetent either so....

[@serafinhikes]

Trump - 500 million in tax fraud vs Obama - being black ... Republicans pick Trump 😂😂😂😂

[@realvesselgem6527]

They lack morals

[@christelheadington1136]

And Trump is laughing his ass off, knowing what suckers they are.

[@rijimon5213]

Well actually it was more Trump - 500 million in tax fraud, possible collusion with foreign country in elections. Hillary - leaked emails, and whatever theories people said she did.

[@mizzpoetrics]

@Alice S. He doesn't know his family in Africa? 🤔 Stop your lies - he's gone there to see his family. 😒

[@TheFberry100]

Ignore the troll! Alice is an uninformed idiot at best. Russian troll at worst!

[@emanuscriptgraphics]

LOL I'm so glad they passed the torch to Noah. He does this show justice.

[@oluave2211]

@UCLdALQOb1keImMKs0ZMHbFg Chill, dude. You're having a bit too much fun being an effing child on the internet. You get no prizes here... just a good roasting from people who give enough of a shit

[@vincentvisconi4001]

Hes trash just like any other late night "comedy " show host

[@emanuscriptgraphics]

@FilthyFascist If you support Trump, you've already lost. Also, you can buy a funnybone on Amazon with free shipping.

[@emanuscriptgraphics]

@@oluave2211 Bruh what the hell are you talking about? Go give your dad back his cell phone.

[@NLOsiris]

@FilthyFascist wauw... That story i s not even remotely comprehensible. Are you ok? Even if Trump kills someone today you will still vote for him.

[@jasonnysacleomedes5084]

Donald was born on third base and Fred hit a home run so he can limp to home base because of his bone spurs.

[@AllieAorta]

Very creative 👍👏👏👏

[@mahfoudseraf5995]

@@AllieAorta not

[@OpeningSalvo]

"Con Heir" lol priceless.

[@butterworthfilter8403]

Damn so his SCOTUS judge buddy was gonna be his get outta jail free card?

[@massimookissed1023]

More like a don't even face trial in the first place. Kavanaugh has been adamant that he likes beer and that presidents are above the law.

[@kathyflorcruz552]

No. I get you'd rather crucify him & his family. You disgusting pig.

[@nashyllgounden6969]

Hey Trevor... I'm just saying that I'm proud of what you've achieved... not many of us South Africans are believed in

[@bmaze944]

Trevor is a real self-made man

[@deemaverick987]

That is not true. Most Black Americans believe in Black South Africans. Black Americans are in a struggle to survive in the United States.

[@kathyflorcruz552]

What the fuck??

[@kathyflorcruz552]

@@deemaverick987 BULLSHIT. BRAINWASHED FOOL.

[@RashtaEinthisB]

not many BLACK South Africans are believed in :p

[@tavarciare]

All that money and he can't find a toupee that looks real? Maybe that's how he bribed Ivanka in bed.

[@denyze2263]

MAGICAL SOURCE MYSTIC... The MeToo movement will catch up with Trump. But it’s not okay to accuse Trump of having sex with his daughter. That is an abuse of Ivanka.

[@ccsims2]

Looking at this I just think: Congress has had 3 years to make it a requirement to show your taxes to run for President and they have yet to do it. Why?

[@dulynoted2427]

Omg! Just saw trumps campaign commercial interrupting this. We need to get out people!!! VOTE THEM OUT!!

[@checkerdfilms]

You should get adblock.

[@JoakimKanon]

I can't seem to understand how this comes as a surprise to anyone.

[@Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL]

Absolutely!! they KNEW he was a snake now they are acting SHOCKED 😳 that it BITES!!

[@shanehorvath9711]

Just like his poem he always recited on the campaign trail.

[@noorkhoury4978]

Sarcasm

[@hmmm3205]

Don’t think they surprised about the news, i think they are surprised why a lot of people still believe him and support him...

[@7thquark309]

The day his income taxes are revealed, we'll all burst out laughing so hard... that will be a memorable day

[@touristguy87]

"A very, very small loan..." just $1M in 1980....

[@Kynk]

Trump supporters will see this information and just stick their beliefs even harder. which is really insane.

[@marioanothlp]

They looked at a tax return from 2012 or something (can't quite remember the year) in which they found out he already tried avoiding to pay taxes....they thought: "He's so great at businees, always trying to get the most out of the system." It isn' insane, it is just sad....

[@tempgirl00711]

Not a shocker. All b.k. filings.not paying regular workers. Plumber.electricians.painters. drywallers. Etc. Hardworking people who had bills and fam to support! Had them work and stiffed them. They culdnt pay their lights. Gas. Mtg. Rent. Medical. Etc. Thts when i kne he was a fake. He culdnt manage or grow a dam thing. Some r just 1 or 2 paychecks from homeless. Ths guy is a bum. But a great fast talkin snake oil salesman. Good 4 tv ratings. All his voters fans n supporters. Need 2 put their money where mouth is. Cuz why should we suffer for ur votes? Someones gotta pay for all this trillion dollar debt he caused by giving his REAL people all that free money? I say sign over all of ur paychecks. Ur retirement ur medical. Ur social security check current and future. Close ur bank accounts. And send it all to him and start cleaning up this mess uve made FOR ALL OF US. The time 4 talk is over. Time 2 put ur money where ur votes have been! WE shouldnt have 2 suffer cuz of u. So step up and be a man or woman abt what uve done and pay the man! U dont need medical and social security anyway. Nor do u need ur paychecks or medical. Just waive it all today and show US how great america can really be. Ur not worried cuz hes got u. Covered. WE SHOULDNT BE MADE TO SUFFER BECUZ OF UR VOTES. N IF U REALLY SUPPORT HIM. THEN SHOW HIM NOW. SEND HIM EVERYTHING U OWN. SO HE CAN START PAYING DOWN THIS DEBT HE CREATED FOR HE AND HIS RICH FRIENDS. also sell ur house cuz tht culd help him out a lot too.

[@eliolopez3107]

Kynk: When you go through life with an IQ of 4 no amount of facts and truth will matter. They're just too weak and stupid to see anything other than what they are told by their 'hero.'

[@texaswolverine3065]

FilthyFascist he is the fucking president he should be held to a higher standard . He is given passes on his lies and con artist history! Republicans never accepts their wrong doings and cry like punks when caught in their web of wrong doings

[@223Drone]

@FilithyFacist You're basically resorting to logical fallacies and are unable to logically refute criticism of Trump dodging taxes.

[@howielee8975]

"Natural complexion isn't sunset"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ryanjapan3113]

Are you saying I put more effort into making my GTA Online business than trump to make his?!

[@ugandaknuckles5691]

Blokka Nokka lol

[@DavidGuild]

2:15 I'm sure a lot of his supporters really did believe that he was a self-made billionaire. Most of them probably still do.

[@MaloneMantooth]

At this point, what does it even matter?.why do you people cry like bitches all the time!? Jesus never seen a more pathetic group of losers crying all day in my life... Lol 😂.

[@tamcon72]

+ *Malone Mantooth* It matters because his base abets his financial crimes against the rest of us and as long as they continue to support him, he will continue to feel emboldened to keep grifting along with his garbage family and keep turning this country into a banana republic. Do you even reason, bro?

[@Misssexy128]

You know, because Soros paid for it, but her emails, fake news, Obama's birth certificate, MAGA, so much winning! (Does this mean I'm a certified Russian bot now?)

[@Spideera]

That's because his supporters can't /don't read. They only watch Fox news. So even when something is right in front of them they can't understand it. He tapped into the lost colony of troglodytes and swung an election. Even now they laugh as their farms die, business close, their healthcare is taken away but they think it's funny because they think they are 'hurting' those sad liberals. Amazing.. as we drive past their dying cities and decrepit churches and failing stores ..they use their very last breath to insult a perceived made up enemy while they keep worshiping this 'god' who is stealing their grand kids rights and futures, destroying the environment and giving them all cancer. Ignorance is bliss.

[@brandonroach2097]

David Guild Q

[@neothaka]

sadly, this won't matter ...

[@andreawatson1415]

It matters he will go to jail after his presidency ends. Stay tuned.

[@Clipper1094]

Andrea Watson 😂😂😂 no he won’t.

[@Niggalodeon323]

@@Clipper1094 shh. let her live in her fantasy land lol

[@ReiHinoSenshi]

Well when talks about how bad other people are the reporters should be like and the pot calling the kettle black...to his face every time he opens his mouth..he lost the right to talk to anyone how he attacks people..well "about people"

[@Ponchoman07]

Neothaka, you are wrong; this will matter. We are headed for the implosion of the American government.

[@paulabartholomew8497]

That family tree has massive root rot.

[@qcrew2938]

I think the people should have their say in this SCOTUS seat... lets see what happens at the Midterms

[@DIESEL0759]

...all this, and he STILL is broke!

[@rakuen1050]

Small loan of 60 million dollars

[@paddleduck5328]

He downplayed the amount of money he got, the same way he downplayed the number of people who accused him of sexual harassment.

[@justsayin1991]

Our Revolution actually it's the equivalent of 413 million in total . . .

[@koyuki90]

No, a "very, very small loan" 🙄 1:02

[@Icelord877]

we owe 1.6 trillion dollars thanks to trump and people still support him?

[@tremblaycallum783]

And we'll owe even more come the next president, and further more the president after that one. Getting the idea?

[@ER-se7id]

The flip side to the Trump supporters you and your kids are gonna struggle in paying the spending spree the Trump family is causing Taxpayers.1.6 trillion dollar defecit who do you really think going to pay this debt your kids and my kids their rich kids will not have too because of a system they have

[@CarlLeo0015]

I need to have a talk with my dad .... DAAAAAAAAAAAD !!! 😅😂

[@Obi-Wan_Kenobi]

Brett Kavanaugh was getting too much attention so Donald Trump had to make a move to get the focus back on him. He may have taken it a bit too far...

[@mktstepolino1322]

The question is, who has the highground?

[@missanonymus585]

Dude, i almost chocked on my breakfast. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@lucianomndz6934]

Filthy facist if thats what you want to hear about then watch a video on that not trumps taxes it really couldnt be any simpler. I think its dumb you get this statement you feel is solid and post it as a response to everything everywhere thats irrelevant. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Udontkno7]

@FilthyFascist Tax fraud isn't to take lightly, but k. Y'all really are filthy.

[@boughtbot2639]

@FilthyFascist you are bored bro. Get a job, get a lady, grab a life bro. Trump got you scared to live. Hahaha

[@dantecrailman8861]

Remember, Trump has yet to release his tax returns.

[@debbiegross3136]

Dante Crailman And now we know why.

[@sabrecatsmiladon7380]

BUt he didnt pay any taxes so there is no return to file.....(grin)

[@bra-balllegend3940]

Can't wait until they're released for him.

[@richardharder6499]

@@bra-balllegend3940 they probably wont

[@richardharder6499]

@Alice S. then why is he the only president since the 70s to hide them?

[@officialkingninja4170]

I could watch this man for days !!!!💯💯😂😂

[@deniseg812]

I love it, he gets away with million of unpaid taxes, I don't pay taxes on one year of unemployment and government is all of me to pay my tax on a tax.

[@aenor-llelo]

@people calling trump a tangerine- stop being so cruel to tangerines, they dont deserve it.

[@Inflec]

+Alianora Linn - No, tangerine is the wrong terminology. He's The Annoying Orange incarnate!

[@aenor-llelo]

@Inflec- i see your point and raise you that annoying orange, unlike trump, clearly felt some form of empathy for his fellow fruits, was capable of maintaining friendships, and could feel remorse and apologize for his actions.

[@EricChamplin]

I wish my dad would loan me $60.7M...

[@rahajibaba]

Ur father doesn't have 10 cent to give you.

[@OfMiceAndMegabytes]

Why? Work and be a real man.

[@noneya1238]

@@OfMiceAndMegabytes But it's okay Trump dad did it? You're basically dissing Trump dumbass.

[@flone9872]

You are the dad now, we all are to force-fed the money pit.

[@Endlessvoidsutidos]

my dad left my mom when i was 11 with 2 kids and over 100,000 dollars of his debt so yeah same here man

[@Ichigo0Cristina]

IRS should investigate and make him pay all the back pay money like they do everyone else

[@sardiskan]

Last Week Tonight did a bit on Trump origin about 2 years ago. Good stuff.

[@Starfire10982]

Tax evasion, infidelity, like damn. What’s it gonna take to get this man out the goddamn office.

[@chikasnotmadjustdisappoint6266]

0:20, I love how someone in the audience groaned XD

[@Dear_Mr._Isaiah_Deringer]

People. What are you still trying to do here. He can give the State of Union address while being blown and announce that he just sold every first born child for 25 years to Saudi Arabia. They will still cheer.

[@patriciabusch4599]

That is a terrifying thought indeed..... But...... You're probably 100% correct...

[@polsux979]

They are exactly like Trump. Hate to admit that they're wrong, not only in voting for the corrupt and immoral Trump, but in life itself.

[@lorawest7180]

I had to watch twice. Unbelievable!

[@rahajibaba]

This is why he lowered the inheritance tax

[@patpat6636]

And he still hasn’t released his taxes. And he never will.

[@luciavicens8335]

I got an ad from Trump right before the video 😂🤣😂🤣

[@black_sheep_nation]

Thank you!!!!

[@hanshansen4267]

Even a 1 Million Dollar loan is more than most people would get.

[@mikecantreed]

Good insight Robin

[@MarioDarnadi]

well its more about how he said it.... 1mil made to 10b... i never trusted that. he is to stupid to turn it into 100mil not 1b....

[@deborahhoffman7394]

Robin Taylor It is absurd that Trump even said it. Shows how stupid he thinks we are.

[@kimberlythunert3068]

I'm always AMAZED at how he brags about what a great business man he is! With all of his businesses that he had to declare bankruptcy on!!

[@BeaulieuTodd]

Keen observation, sparky.

[@titanalpha9144]

He did promise he would run the country like he does his businesses for once he didn't lie.

[@jenhoney9741]

This is very surreal. Keep it coming.

[@OnlyRealsht]

Lol the alerts

[@cecilgoodman2343]

With Donald Trump as the President jokes write themselves

[@msducks3397]

Cecil, that's part of the problem....laughing at him also normalizes him. "Oh that silly trump, there he goes again." Every one should shun him in horror, like the diseased monster he is. This is the month for scary but trump is MEGA scary.

[@rosesmith6925]

Cecil Goodman, but you gotta admit Trevor, Bill, Seth, Stephen and John Oliver have their own hilarious way of presenting it😂

[@fatfinger1013]

No bitch people like you a joke and people like you are why American voted for Trump and will vote for him again so y'all laugh all you want because the left is the real punch line

[@wsironda]

Cecil Goodman homeless man to president of America

[@rijimon5213]

@@fatfinger1013 so your basically saying you don't really care how the country ends up as long as the left doesn't like it you want it.

[@richardharder6499]

But hillary.... but but Hillary. She... she was... the emails... and... bill... Obama's birth certificate. MAGA Maiming A Great America

[@ZoraLink4]

You see the thing is. They're all bad and having Trump in the whitehouse ruins Americas reputation but might be the most controllable.

[@ayuca8257]

I don't even care about Hillary, the one that care about her these days is trump supporter lol.

[@laurakuhn8743]

You win the award for the best reworking for the MAGA anagram.

[@angelchavez972]

Well played sir

[@richardharder6499]

@Doug Shaw loser? Look in the mirror there bud

[@ahmadalmaiman8600]

3:38 to 3:58 sums up everything about why he is the way he is.

[@dobrik333]

Give me 60 million dollars and I’ll pay it all back in a year

[@maxkordon]

Jesus Christ, how did this presidency somehow manage to become EVEN MORE insulting and undeserved

[@davidclayton4842]

By voting for him. stupid

[@Herehear49]

Feels like the burning Hindenburg slowly falling into a bottomless pit, doesn't it?

[@tuckinatorinator787]

Hey Europe, remember that time when all of you wanted a piece of America? You can have it now, America isn't ready to govern itself.

[@brucerouffian2630]

Hi Tuckinator inator, I am British. My country is about to cut itself free of its greatest trading partner, leading to financial catastrophe and a new dark age. Our entire government will go along with this, or at least enough to force it. Nowadays the people who voted for it realise that it was an egregious error, but it's too late now. Our government will deliver on what only a few deluded dullards still want. At least part of American government is still normal. Be grateful for that. Viva los midterms.

[@tuckinatorinator787]

@@brucerouffian2630 I guess the Apple didn't fall far from the tree on that one

[@shruthisivakumar3929]

in the distance, Bill Gates (a realer self made billionaire)- laughs softly

[@rmdebora]

Bill is no self made either... search about who was his mommy .

[@xiptix]

His mommy didn’t start MSFT. Get your troll facts straight.

[@obinna1214]

@@rmdebora lol shut the hell up with your lies

[@stratecaster547]

Well to be fair Bill Gates was from a rich privileged family that was able to invest in refining his intellect. Don't get me wrong he deserved credit for Microsoft, but he definitely had societal advantages. There's no way Bill Gates would have been able to create the first OS if he came from an inner city single parent section 8 family.

[@BaronVonQuiply]

Well to be fair, he didn't. He bought DOS and sold it to IBM, not in that order either.

[@jguerrero447]

"That piece of fruit is an asshole." Ha! Perfect description of the pretendsident.

[@Jraymiami]

Thank you for that info!! I thought I was hallucinating!

[@alixmordant489]

I looked up that Trump rally in West Virginia here in youtube to glance at the comment section. "Disturbing" is the right word. The average KZbin-comment is notoriously bad, but this was far worse. Fascism meets mental illness meets religious fundamentalism. But we should not laugh this away. This is finally to be taken seriously. That is the result of no good education, no punishment for lying and deceiving on the media (especially FOX News) and, sorry to say that, much too much (fundamentalist) religion. People are unable to think independently and critically. No reason, logic or sense is left in those people. And they do not even care! They feel! They believe! They see no need for thinking, for facts or reason. Scary. But reasonable people share the blame, because they allowed this to happen. This was decades in the making. Equal time for lies and facts? Insanity! Just one look at the (euphemistically named) Climate Change debate shows the disastrous results.

[@maryanna8066]

Alix that is Facism at its best. Most are doped. Its us who read check the facts. I left the church because they are pushing his agenda. Pro life agenda has and continues to destroy America. If the church is truly for life we wouldn't have homelessness.

[@TheThanatos34]

We can't do anything about Fox News, unfortunately. We tried taking them to court over the amount of lies and made up stories in their "news" coverage. Their response was the majority of their programs- specifically mentioning Hannity and O'Reilly, who at the time was still employed- are not news, they are entertainment, and thus cannot be held to the same standard of truth as the news media. It's scary how much control Sinclair Broadcasting- far-right organization- has over the media. It is insane to me how really anyone in their right mind can still support Donald Trump. But its because they literally live in an alternate reality with alternate facts. It's very hard to reach them now.

[@uvscuti2047]

Alix Mordant as soon as you called him fascist I lost all respect. If trump was truly fascist we would all be at war by now

[@uvscuti2047]

42 jade so he killed 75% of his political rivals and arrested whatever was left of the opposite party. Than formed an army that went through the streets enforcing martial law

[@uvscuti2047]

42 jade and also he didn’t assume power by forcing congress to make him chancellor of the United States.

[@j.v.r.1981-]

So Trump is not only a draftdodger, but a taxdodger as well .... Shocking!

[@kimberlythunert3068]

William Stewart He bragged about not paying taxes! He said it didn't make him a criminal; it made him smart! And he faked bone spurs so he wouldn't have to join the military. Evidence enough? If you don't want to take my word for these, look online. You'll find what I'm saying is true.

[@mrguire5192]

@Dark Justice no you just don't have the mental capacity to provide evidence. Keep screaming conspiracy theories. Just because they're not Alex Jones type stuff doesn't mean you don't have to provide evidence

[@hoped8379]

That last line was a blow. I inadvertently said “fuck” as the jingle started playing.

[@starbrand3726]

I can be a self made billionaire if someone will just give me $60 million dollars to start me out.

[@DavidJ222]

Pay close attention to Chris Christie who's standing over Trump's shoulder when Trump says that he got a very very small loan from his father a long time ago. As soon as he says that, Christie's facial expression changes😄 Because Christie knows that Trump is lying. Christie use to be a federal prosecutor in NY. Christie was the prosecutor who put Jared Kushner's father in prison. The look in Christie's eyes was like, " wtf did he just say?" 😂😂

[@rlee1231]

David J Really? Lol. I gotta go back and look again. That’s funny.

[@tw857]

Chris Christie is the same crooked sleezebag as the Trumpturds.

[@steveducell2158]

rudy was a prosecutor also........how much does he know and when did he know it

[@michaelmichaelson6766]

can't find it, time mark?

[@artsypurplewitch]

1:00 its honestly hilarious. Only would've been funnier if he had rolled his eyes

[@Gambit2483]

Please, for the love of God and this country VOTE in November.

[@Vention1MGTOW]

I will. MAGA! ROFLOL!

[@pixpusha]

Please for the love of God, understand that our votes didn't count two Novembers ago, and it ain't going to count now. That's ish is a suggestion box. But you go on and keep believing in Santa.

[@Gambit2483]

@@pixpusha Its thinking like that that's exactly why trump won the presidency. VOTES DO MATTER

[@jessicag4422]

Gambit2483 exactly.!!!

[@GeneralBlackNorway]

Let the republicans win, let them own government completely with nobody else to blame! Once things go south they have to own the disaster. Then vote for blue to clean up the mess.

[@paradoxdea]

Trump's book needs to be titled "The Fart of the Deal." Sheesh, what a buffoon!

[@youtubynotme]

What really sucks is that there is no where to go but down...so slippery is that slope.

[@briannavalencia8274]

“Con Heir” 😂 Someone’s graphic game is strong!

[@Tazrian11]

Well he is a shamless liar ....what do you expect.

[@sheddyigho]

Wow!

[@shansg9978]

Just wow. But that "sunset" joke 💀💀😂

[@gsherlock]

The large trump inheritance aside $1,000,000 is not a "very very small loan " just try convincing your bank of that.

[@user-kp5uy8vd8o]

Esp like 50 years ago.

[@TheStackeddeck77]

That's relative, I worked for a guy I a guy who had over $450 million. I was 18 and he was cool. one day he was teaching me about money and showed me the portfolio his accountant sends him. I didnt get to see where it all comes from but once you get to a point rich isnt considered rich anymore till you pass $100 million, his and his accosiates words not mine, for someone like me $1,000,000 is huge but it really is pretty small to those people.

[@0dyss3us51]

Hahaha fun one

[@0dyss3us51]

@@TheStackeddeck77 my dear son I also know multi millionaires, but son try going to the bank and tell them one million dollars are a small loan. Especially 50 years ago, I get what you are trying to say, but for your average countrymen it is out of proportions. Ofc if you have billions in the bank a loan of that size is laughable, but he is there to convience the average joe that it is a small loan, hope you see the perspective lol.

[@TheStackeddeck77]

@@0dyss3us51 I never said anything about the bank nore did I say anything to the contrary about not being able to relate to normal people I was highlighting a super rich persons thoughts on money and you shouldnt be so fucking condescending and dont call anyone son unless its your kid also the point of talking about the guy i worked for was just to give background on how i know him you bragging asshole no one cares if you know millionairs

[@josi4749]

That explains why he acts like a stroppy spoiled child.

[@antenna_prolly]

"That apple is an asshole" Did Trevor Noah just make a CinemaSins reference?

[@telzen8774]

Haha that part at 5:45 is so good.

[@tijlemans44]

With this out as proof, isnt that enough to arrest him or impeach him? Honestly wondering

[@Darkempress45]

Tijl de Bruijn nope!

[@brutalnewt]

It takes an act of congress to impeach and those cowardly assholes will do nothing.

[@mkadoza]

Due process.

[@uvscuti2047]

brutalnewt mostly because they can’t impeach him for anything that has come up

[@izayabrown7219]

If he gets impeached Mike pence will be in office and Mike pence is fucking satan

[@GoGreen1977]

I'm beginning to understand why French citizens stormed the Bastille and then later overthrew King Louis and Queen Marie Antoinette. We know what happened to them and, if you don't, look it up.

[@charlieraikage4158]

@FilthyFascist I'm sorry...since the political spectrum has switched since 1800s democrats would be the union...guess what union won troll

[@MrTerapak]

you really think in a civil war in the USA it would be important on which side the people are, the US are spending more money than the next top ten countrys in the world together in military, army would take over quickly.

[@weownthenight8565]

Yeah ok Nancy, try that and see how it turns out for you. Make sure to wear a bandana mask you pussy

[@xx_amongus_xx6987]

Well that's alright, a lot of conservatives believe in the personal ownership in guns meanwhile democrats dont usually so guess that what'd mean in a civil war between the two...

[@amandahill1255]

I got a trump ad before this video lmaoooo

[@appacana]

Do you what we do to people who are tax evaders or tax fraudsters? We send them to jail

[@wsironda]

Abe Zilla we go to jail for that but not Trump.

[@CoryMck]

Only the poor do. Punishing the rich and powerful is not a good way of showing order and power. The Poor need to be imprisoned to convince the public that the rich are holding up their end of the social contract.

[@zoephin6205]

Then Clintons would be in jail.

[@zoephin6205]

Cory Mck Funny, we spent trillions on welfare. Punishing poor people? Poor people are props for the rich to punish the middle class.

[@CoryMck]

@@zoephin6205 Rich people receive the majority of the countries welfare through tax cuts and corporate loans. But please, do tell me about your conspiracy theory about how the Middle class are the true victims of classism, capitalism, and the hierarchies of Modern America.

[@shichiroku]

Wait, Trump is a liar? What a shocker...

[@BAlvn-yr6ej]

I guess you didn't graduate from Trump University, huh?

[@morrisal]

Trumps late father looked like a Columbo villain from one of the 70's episodes.

[@wildsmiley]

Superman was born in Cleveland, by two guys from there.

[@tomasinacovell4293]

Taxes need to be forced on the wealthy with extreme prejudice! And the Donald needs to spend 20 years in a federal military prison for defrauding the selective service with bogus heel spurs.

[@jackkraken3888]

I'll admit I was not surprised Trump took far more than 1 million (1980's money remember), and tax dodging is very likely too, but damn I'm impressed with how much he actually took, like a god damn leech. And leeches at least can be used for something. Trump maybe not so much.

[@summertea4382]

Jack Kraken in 1980's Greed was good and Rockefeller, Kennedy, Koch Brothers, Walton and many other wealthy families who ran their business empires did the exact same thing as Trump family did, so it was a common practice at the time and Reagan was president, so he cut taxes for the wealthy on top of that.

[@johnnyc4738]

Leeches suck.

[@insomthegreat]

He is easily the most successful Trump ever. The guy became the leader of the free world can he get credit for something.

[@beethovenstrance5042]

Johnny Clint yeah, literally but they can be beneficial to your health.

[@johnnyc4738]

@@beethovenstrance5042 couldn't just let the joke ride? 😅

[@crowtalez766]

All this money going around... and I have 2 pennys😐😑

[@tremblaycallum783]

Try working

[@theQuestion626]

+Bob “Aviri Char” Jones there's light years difference between working and wait stagnation I'll have you know.

[@theQuestion626]

+Bob “Aviri Char” Jones you are aware of the concept of wage stagnation are you not?

[@tremblaycallum783]

+theQuestion626 I'm aware that if you work hard and live frugally, you'll have more money.

[@theQuestion626]

+Bob “Aviri Char” Jones so then you are not aware of the concept of way stagnation and its effects?

[@FTropper]

I don't understand why you all act so surprised. So apparently Trump is a bad business man. Where is the news?

[@ultimatedriver9148]

Bro, it could end up worse to the government

[@MK-fy8uz]

Can we stop pretending we didn't know this 15 years ago?

[@sprybug]

A lot of people didn't, because they voted him in.

[@azoth6641]

M K Of course, rumors have already been in the air even long before Trump became president. It just so happens that nowadays we, American or otherwise (I belong to the latter), are now getting more or less solid figures. Besides, now that Trump is a public official (and the highest in America, no less), he should’ve known that he would be under greater scrutiny. Or maybe not, given that he seems to care more for the privileges than the responsibilities.

[@daisyelmir1289]

M K. Having grown up in NY when traitor Trump was a up and comer I can. He's been a conman and criminal his whole life, just like his Father. No surprise for me.

[@connectedone2343]

Intelligent people Already knew this......the other 75% are dumb AF and had no clue

[@ceciliaageofaquarius1225]

I didn't lol. I was 16 at the time lol.

[@blackeyedsusan727]

And all the times his father bailed him out of bankruptcy?

[@RageQuit94]

Madness ? This is sparta . I was trolling trump all week did not get a text XD

[@RockHash]

Thats fucked up, he was only making 200k as a toddler. His life must have been so rough.

[@SugahShy]

Dodging drafts. Dodging taxes. Dodging business debts. Oh, my goodness. The nation is being led by the artful dodger. Great... we're stuck in a Dickens tale.

[@melissinha73]

SugahShy Artful Dodger, so appropriate!

[@melissinha73]

William Stewart Read the 40 page story, it’s quite the read.

[@9Godslayer]

I'd say more Fagin then Dodger. You liked the latter.

[@michaedove3562]

So the story went through 100,000 documents and that is "no evidence at all" to you Bill Stewart? Derp friggen derp.

[@TheGIJew.]

The artful dodger never sexually harassed anyone

[@peacedove9513]

Who? Are these people that elected him president and cheer him on at rallies? Are they all paid ?

[@TheGreatRakatan]

They're either too dumb to realize when they're being conned, or they are evil enough to want to emulate his behavior.

[@destinyesposito7892]

Nah they're just blinded and brainwashed.

[@beebee716rod5]

You know they are!! Hes always accusing the dems of paying people to protest but as they say the person who accuses the most is really the person doing it!! The same way now hes saying China is messing with the elections (midterms) when everybody knows in reality that the Russians are the ones doing it!! The same way he keeps saying witch hunt or hoax its all the dems doing this or doing that when everybody can see that its the republiCONS not doing shit about him or standing up to him!! He likes to blame a lot of people for all kinds of shit but if you listen closely (not that anyone wants to hear his bullshit) but he tells on himself cuz hes that fuckn stupid!! Now hes going around saying that the chinese said he has a big brain!! No motherfucker you got a big head nothing about brains!! Hes such a fuckn idiot that i just want to go up to him and bitch slap his fat lard ass back into reality!! Wishful thinking!! I hate that man with a passion that everytime i hear him insult someone or talks shit about someone i wish someone would make his fat ass disappear!! Maybe the Russians will take him out for not paying back the money he owes them!! One can still dream!! I would kick his casket over and let him lie there and if Melania got in it i would bitch slap that stupid cunt just for being with him!! Maybe he gave her herpes!! Maybe he has aids!!,who knows!! Hopefully karma will get him for all the bullshit he has done and all the lies he has told and make him die a slow agonizing painful death!! God forgive me for wishing bad on someone else but this man is fuckn despicable!!!

[@Mimi2Y2BYAZPHIL]

@William Stewart Go AWAY you sad BOT!!

[@steelhere5519]

Yes. I think they are paid $50 and given MAGA hats.