Donald Trump’s Reign of Terrible is Finally Coming to an End

[@804pine]

"What do you have to lose?" Our democracy, our economy and our lives.

[@jeffevans9836]

...our children.

[@teresaf991]

Funny. How both sides say this. Of course one side applies it to absolute nonsense.

[@CJ16055]

Your soul? (Pulse of the maggots reference there)

[@rizkybraymango9655]

First of all... if America is like others democratic countries (using popular vote) TRUMP LOST 2016 and 2020! so we didn’t lose our democracy! Trump try to steal it by calling Secretary of Georgia that he needs 11k vote! And invited bunch of his slave to insult our capitol in hope to turn the election! Second our economy already ruined by this pandemic, lack of leadership and best of blaming others like china and the democrat is really cost us so much! China almost done vaccinated its own citizens and since November they already distributing their vaccine to some Asian and African countries, so DID AMERICA GREAT AGAIN?? And the last one! NO! we didn’t lose our lives! Black peoples lost their lives because some cops sitting on his neck, some our loves one lost their lives because lack of leadership on handling this pandemic, and we still call “ALL LIVES MATTER? we never seen white being slave for hundreds of years, we never seen white being call 911 for no fcking reason, we never seen white being sitting on their neck by police, its black, latino and asian! Karens call 911 for no fcking reason, tell them to go back to their country! Isnt we all NOT REAL AMERICAN? I mean white people came to this land brought hundreds of slave, killing its own REAL NATIVE AMERICAN and Called this land “their land” by taking it with force! So NO! We still Stand! And we not lose our lives yet! (If karen didn’t call the police)

[@CJ16055]

@@rizkybraymango9655 The irony of you talkin about Karens. You might wana calm down just a lil bud

[@sarge420]

52yrs later and not much changed. RIP MLK 🇺🇸

[@garfield685]

2 steps forward 3 steps back but let's keep on

[@jamesmmcgill]

Well, the 60s...

[@donaldsmith7824]

Skipping over increased polution, that’s change.

[@g.moeller308]

That's not true. My guess is that, unlike me, you weren't alive to see those days. Being defeatist won't help us fight these evil people. We need all hands on deck! Stand up and join in, this is war!

[@freenorthkorea7317]

@@g.moeller308 you missed the point of mlk. Light not dark bruh. We don't need war.

[@maxdoubt3542]

The next two days will be the longest month ever!

[@janaleland9038]

NO KIDDING!!!

[@DisneyCruiseShip]

Agreed(: But hopefully it will go by fast! Because it's 1 more day.

[@joedufour8188]

Less than 36 hours to go.

[@muskyoxes]

Assuming the national guard doesn't hand trump the presidency, i'll be celebrating like new years eve, because 2021 doesn't start until trump is physically out of power.

[@lyndsay369]

seriously!!! make it go faster!!

[@joanpatterson6227]

Love you Jimmy. This was so right on!

[@Kafuggi]

"Don't tread on me" .. Talk about irony with a dash of poetic justice

[@annapurna391]

That's the personification of irony.

[@daphnemartinez5451]

It would have been a funny joke but she died. Not cool

[@mathewfinch]

@@annapurna391 meh, some people deserve to be dead.

[@nicolelawrence7722]

@@mathewfinch She's from Georgia. When her family told the story to local reporters, they kept that same insurrection energy that....uh... she no longer has 😐😶☠

[@flyyyjr]

@@mathewfinch “....If it is “(“GODS’ “) wil, I believe that butfore it’s against the law some people need killing”!!! G-Mommie

[@lizmol-san]

Don't call them 'animals'. Animals don't act so pathetically.

[@rlo2367]

The proper term would be Savages.

[@maryelizabeth6797]

Ants attacks are planned out better.

[@Caspero68o]

Truth

[@joesarr1671]

Call them by their true name REPUBLICAN.

[@leonardobrien]

agreed. I really hate that term. I've never met a psychopath cat or dog. Plenty of psycho people though.

[@rachillntx379]

Lol the irony is painfully real. They really dont see it.

[@bobbystroem8669]

I got 20 20

[@jackcopper7479]

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

[@stevesloan7132]

Too stupid to know. Puts one in mind of that line from Walter Scott. If they could only see themselves as others see them.

[@JenA2145]

🎶"...it's like rain on your wedding day..."🎶

[@margaretadam2222]

@@stevesloan7132 True but that quote is from Robert Burns. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@kellyburket6955]

Thank you Jimmy!!!

[@kidjewel1468]

Eurg! Glad we are not going to hear "No other president" ever again.

[@willritter4076]

I'd be honored if some fellow concerned citizens would take a quick listen to my acoustic piano & vocal performance of DANCING IN THE DARK by Bruce Springsteen on my YT channel in tribute to the resilience of the United States of America and our next President, Joseph R. Biden. Peace and everybody stay safe.

[@angelotro]

I imagine past presidents, live & dead, thinking "...thank God!".

[@kidjewel1468]

@Clash Clan Wow!!

[@teresaf991]

..."the likes of which no one has ever seen before"...

[@CAD-th1qe]

kimmel go back to bed you overpaid clown.

[@MB-rn4ul]

"Pardons are a weird thing to put a criminal in charge of."

[@robertsipes7391]

The keys to the jailhouse.

[@trixie6793]

No...but we all know he did not have carnal knowledge with that gurl...

[@richbird2812]

@@thomas6069 which Clinton?

[@vb1816]

@@thomas6069 I don't think Clinton is on the same playing field as t****.

[@classical7]

Ironic isn't it?

[@jennifercamille16]

I cannot believe Lindsay Graham has reversed position again!! How does this person stay in office?!?

[@mortyjansen399]

By doing just this. .... checking the temperature each day and then change his mind accordingly. .... he has to be elected by one of the dumbest states. After all the people keep electing him.

[@melindac3368]

Jennifer Robinson, I would really like to know what's wrong with him. The man just ain't right.

[@heyammakkawi]

Hypocrisy is a requirement to get the job !!

[@Chauna30]

Gerrymandering plus probably by doing some of the things he was suggesting to GA sec. Of state🤷🏾

[@camielkotte]

Blackmail

[@daryltritt6981]

Holds a flag that says "Don't tread on me",,gets trampled to death. This story should be next to the dictionary description for "irony".

[@busoptr]

"Dont tread on me" but they tread on the rest of Americans. Ok.

[@matthainley]

You can't spell red hat without "hatred" Seems fitting. Thanks Muh-gaw.

[@youreoffline4934]

Oh my gosh this is pure genius

[@PADS62]

@@youreoffline4934 If I could give u a gaazillion likes... I Totally Would!👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 and all the waaaaayyyyy to gaazillion!! (But my thumb got tired! 😫😂😂😂😂

[@wilmer89]

The red hats aren't the ones calling people evil snakes and monsters

[@youreoffline4934]

@@PADS62 Unh thanks but is everything alright? I mean that's very nice of you but i guess my comment is quite undeserving of so many likes

[@youreoffline4934]

@@wilmer89 man it's just a joke, everyone is bad to someone.

[@roguerebel2947]

“Two things are infinite: The Universe and human stupidity” ~Albert Einstein~

[@paulalim1476]

Didn’t he add that he’s not so sure about the universe?

[@thesubhumancomedy]

...and I'm not sure about the former.

[@thangnguyen02]

"I've never said that." ~Albert Einstein~

[@3mtech]

Did he have a visa? Oh, wait...

[@3x3mm]

@@thangnguyen02 yea idk....Einstein is one of my fav ppl.😄

[@raechevlin4439]

The Nazis also documented their atrocities.

[@Feintgames]

Underrated comment. So true.

[@noahbushnoe2795]

We should give them iron eagles

[@luciav3862]

That's right and the Demo-rats have a very long list

[@noahbushnoe2795]

@@luciav3862 woah calm down pal, we're not the ones that started the riot on the Capitol building

[@tohellorbarbados7119]

@@luciav3862 You've just identified yourself: you know that?

[@lazarusblackwell6988]

"Don't thread on me" I guess they didnt listen XD XD XD

[@3.k]

Actually, they just couldn’t read.

[@shandabrogdon2439]

@@3.k Ugh! You took my comment 😂

[@patriciawright8786]

@@shandabrogdon2439 --Did you watch Biden being sworn in? HAPPY, HAPPY DAY!

[@shandabrogdon2439]

@@patriciawright8786 absolutely!

[@brendasparkman2480]

O my god he need some stiff stuff on that hair😂😂😂😂😂

[@julieanne5373]

As Mr. Honorè stated, “The best documented crime scene in history.” The rioters were the most smartest idiots of all time.

[@caro.caro.9578]

Magamorons with a capital M.

[@honeybunch5765]

I remember watching it unfold and all these videos they made of themselves and then posted it online, thinking to myself wth are they thinking? Did they think they will get away with it? How stupid can one be?!😃

[@justanamerican9024]

Stupid+ smart phones= Speechless police investigators shock how easy this is

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Mebbe those MAGAts think Dolt 45 will pardon them!

[@jackcopper7479]

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

[@nowaynoway915]

I still can’t believe they recorded their crimes 😂😂🤦🏽‍♀️

[@alyteima4185]

Don’t. The Nazis took detailed notes. Books and books

[@alyteima4185]

@Alicia Espinosa sadly. And these idiots did the same thing. Good news for us but sad for the state of this country (and its intelligence level)

[@LadyhawksLairDotCom]

Thank you, Dunning-Kruger Effect.

[@pascoe65]

What no media files on BLACK live matter & Antifa videos FBI democrats crime's wow. Funny the world is watching very close at the double standards going on with Trump supporters.

[@alyteima4185]

@@pascoe65 keep going down the seditious ridiculous rabbit hole. You won’t be missed

[@siddharthjain7021]

Kimmel team's writing is some of the best

[@alumpyhorse]

thank you Jimmy for what you do. from the minute we went off the rails, you stepped up to the plate. And kudos to the team :)

[@Lone2011Wolf]

Lol Jimmy is a joke

[@verumillic1424]

"One day, it's like a miracle, he will go away."

[@linadecrava895]

That day can't come soon enough

[@priscillarobb647]

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻😝

[@joebruno8785]

Now that's a really good one!

[@trixie6793]

Prayers it's soon!

[@crmbaker]

My daily prayer since January 20th 2016.

[@claudial3875]

Thank you to everyone that voted! YOU ARE WHAT MADE THIS HAPPEN ❤❤❤

[@terryck1000]

Does that include all of the dead people who voted?

[@an8790]

Thank you old granny Bertha, 152 years old and still voting.

[@mxp5525]

huh?

[@davidlopez3911]

@@terryck1000 Right? especially after they produced all that evidence, and every court in the land found it so believable that they all unanimously decided to uphold Trump`s allegations. I don't get it, what were they thinking...... save it Terry, He`s done.

[@LawandGossip]

@@terryck1000 sure, including the ones that voted for Trump in GA …

[@cgme7076]

I love how the guys with bike helmets are miserably failing at reading documents and at pretending they know what they’re reading 😂

[@debhammersley6756]

CGMe 😆😆😆😆😆

[@nrr3186]

... forgot to mention the background serenade.....LOL

[@JohnSmith-vc3bq]

Peek a boo 👺👿🎃☠️

[@nolangalivan5172]

C and he I I hi ïyhggggf

[@faithbrooks8922]

I was thinking that... they are shuffling through paper like they know what they are reading 🤣🤣🤣

[@the-trustees]

That shot of Chump's hair reminded me of Emille in Robocop after he got covered in toxic waste. :)

[@theresamcdonald4730]

Toxic waste!!! That's a great new nickname for trumpy!!!

[@martybaldwin7844]

trump’s disappearance from view right after the inauguration is because he’s having more hair plugs put in before he goes public or to prison. Can’t very well have all that done while one is in the White House.

[@kristencarlbon4561]

We need to stop calling them rioters and calling them what they really are there terrorists

[@MrPossum077]

Agreed, but you gotta lump in Antifa and BLM "protestors"

[@StaceyJoseph920]

Say it sister! Based on their perspective peaceful protestors are rioters and they were nowhere close to being peaceful. That surely wasn't a protest but rather a premeditated attack on the government. Evil, hateful terrorist is exactly what they are!

[@philippe939]

And not American..

[@MrPossum077]

@@StaceyJoseph920 Agree 100% that they are rioters. But they really need to include the BLM and Antifa riots into the same category.

[@judyl.761]

They are not rioters. They are TREASONISTS! They should be hung for treason. Betraying one’s own country!!!

[@evad520]

The "Don't Tread On Me' lady might be the funniest thing I've ever heard.

[@AshleyCiera]

😂😩🤦🏾‍♀️

[@phylis3917]

That was some bizarre karma - freaky.

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Seriously..u can't make this stuff up!

[@lionharehart]

Karma!

[@EulersDisc]

She earned a Darwin Award ... “The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who accidentally remove themselves from it in a spectacularly stupid manner!

[@melancholygirl840]

Let your daughter sing the opening again! I just love her shes so cute when shes says " ridiculous"

[@sanskarraikar1095]

yeh the intro was sooo sweet and cute

[@hks2377]

I think she says “ticklish”. Lol

[@melancholygirl840]

Maybe it is?

[@jackcopper7479]

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

[@Jadeskorpion]

@@jackcopper7479 reported for spamming.

[@christinehart8018]

Love you Jimmy.

[@WheatBrewski]

"The Recount of Monte Cristoe." That's f**kin' excellent!

[@joechombo8110]

It’s good to see Guillermo. Stay safe my friend you are a national treasure.

[@mamageesgospel451]

No darn way does Don get to walk away with no liability or accountability, He must be held accountable for the damage and destruction he's caused the American people ! 🤬

[@CabinetofThorns]

Due to the fact that there are past cases where presidents couldn’t pardon themselves, unless the Supreme Court decides to go against those cases (as the constitution does not strictly say that the president can’t pardon himself), Trump will also not be able to pardon himself... maybe his family, but not himself

[@mamageesgospel451]

@@CabinetofThorns SOUNDS LIKE A REAL WINNER TO ME ! 🤗👍🏿👍🏻

[@rannaneumann8913]

I bet the feds will be waiting for him on his way out!!!!

[@wilmer89]

@@rannaneumann8913 in your dreams

[@mamageesgospel451]

@@rannaneumann8913 THAT WOULD BE A BEAUTIFUL THING ! 😁👍🏼👍🏿👍🏽👍🏻

[@peteleigh3658]

"I guess they didn't listen" - to the women who got trampled holding a "Don't tread on me" flag LOL

[@grungestoryteller]

hahahahaha

[@AZ29174]

Oh! The irony!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@guiniverebehounek6174]

😂😂😂

[@ninabirdsong9910]

It can't get any better than that!!😂😂

[@krisa990]

Yes,really funny to joke about a death, you dummy!

[@BazzBrother]

ok, that edit with hamburglar leaving the white house was pretty good.

[@michaeladams6847]

Spring cleaning comes early this year. Taking out the trash on Wednesday.

[@flyte3449]

Lmaoo

[@fatfreddyscat5767]

Good Riddance to bad rubbish!

[@Cloningmaster55]

@@fatfreddyscat5767 well that would be an insult to Garbage, Rubbish and Trash Though

[@sgarrett9446]

Amen to that!

[@TheRichestOfCreams]

Watching those guys trying to make sense of a simple binder reminded me of when Zoolander was trying to get into the iMac

[@phoenixlight1111]

LOL...hahaha, me too :)

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Ooooooohhhhh, the files are IN the computer...

[@kamihayes5147]

Literally watched that today lol

[@benediktornhjaltason7948]

Before I realized the footage of the characters leaving the white house was special effects, and I saw the guy carrying the golden toilet, I thought to myself "I accept that as credible".

[@benediktornhjaltason7948]

@Tea H Thanks! It's an Icelandic name :)

[@bbsy1]

It’s real to me damn it!

[@so5502]

Which explains a lot about our current culture and the ignorant being those celebrating the departure of one of the greatest AMERICAN President's of ALL TIME. One day you may become truly "woke" and feel foolish for being so we'll deceived by the pandering Democrats, MSM (including FOX) and their BiG SiX elite owners. It's been one month and we now have no $2000 Stimulus (promised), waging war with Syria and Iran, paid out $500 million to an organization called WHO which was proven to have hidden the truth about China and Coronavirus from the world. Rejoined the Paris Climate Accord paying more than we did before and being the only member in good standing financial and above par environmentally like many of it's members. According to the current WH resident we didn't have a vaccine before he took office, yet he had his first shot in December and second before taking office in January. I could go on but it won't take much longer for others to see without having to point it out for them. Maybe you'll be one of them, perhaps not.

[@iadorenewyork1]

Me, too!

[@donovan3476]

Lindsey Graham has crawled up there so far, the only thing visible are his shoes and laces.

[@jackcopper7479]

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

[@melindac3368]

Donovan, Serious question here. What do you think is wrong with Lindsey Graham? The guy acts like someone who should be in a straight jacket.

[@mercator79]

Lemmiwinks Graham.

[@intomnia3313]

The kings food taster.

[@ihcterra4625]

He is so far up there, when Trump picks his nose, he pokes Lindsey in the eye.

[@feebeedoc78]

In a measure of how bonkers everything is, I honestly thought that golden commode bit was real until it was followed by the hamburglar.

[@stefanieohrt6696]

Dont feel bad, I wasn’t sure until the shaman guy, and even then I was only sure because that guy is in jail in like Arizona. Because trump is just that insane that all those things could be possible. 😩🙄

[@sassysarina9718]

I thought the famous toilet actually was really coming out

[@fisherking7798]

Yeah me too it really goes to show how crazy things are

[@freenorthkorea7317]

Same

[@marionoz9980]

Me too lol

[@ulfaman8927]

Do not show Trump the constitution or he’ll write in his own name with a sharpie

[@lyndafaye6748]

ME TOO, BECAUSE SHEEP DON' TKNOW HOW TO THINK FOR THEMSELVES AND REASON WITH DISCERNMENT; SEE YOU ON JANUARY 21ST. TAKE CARE .

[@johnoneill1386]

I don't think he's allowed to use a sharpie. Plus, can he even spell his own name?

[@Elgsdyr]

@@lyndafaye6748 I think your Caps Lock got stuck...

[@bbsaid218]

Crayon 🤭

[@PaperMario64]

@@lyndafaye6748 lol. Wait, were you making a threat?

[@grahamwarford5452]

The recount of Monti Cristo .🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣best line ever. Kudos 👍

[@makeyourself1988]

So happy for all you American folks. You finally got Trump out of office.

[@jimwind7589]

It's been a long 4 years

[@caydcrow5161]

Not sure where u are from but tbh it doesn’t matter. I love how foreigners have opinions on our government! Just want you to know over 95% of Americans don’t give a f••• what happens in ur country. Unless u have resources we want.

[@JoseRodrigues-ft5fn]

@@caydcrow5161 Oh, don’t flatter yourselves. We foreigners have been paying attention the past 4 years primarily because it’s been like a very long Monty Python sketch. It’s called “entertainment “.

[@makeyourself1988]

@@caydcrow5161 okay. Thank you for that completely useless information.

[@phillipmoore9012]

Trump finally got one right, "No other president has ever done that!"

[@chrisdc0407]

No other president has incited an insurrection and been impeached twice.

[@timmmahhhh]

@@trialandterror I'm sure on some of tRump's actions even JD is saying WTF.

[@andrzejjackiewicz7838]

No president has ever stolen an election by himself.

[@domstreater2607]

"its like raaaiiinn on your wedding day" just murdered me

[@JenA2145]

Alanis!

[@Andersonsdanish]

Thanks for giving me a smile. After so much crazy sad confusion, it was much needed.

[@stevesand8845]

I spit out when drink when Guillermo said “yea He’s a douchbag” lol I just wasn’t expecting that

[@melissarobinson9618]

🤣👍

[@peacepantherproductions]

Hahaha yes it was priceless

[@mm12345777]

Guillermo is sick of this sh*t like the rest of us!!! 😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻 1 more day!!!

[@flyyyjr]

“....Hey somebody call George Lopez up, you wanna cry dying & have your spleen split...OMG you’ll never hear stuff like how much he wants too do too DUMPTY, that man can’t stand DUMPTY, but, take ⚠️ “!!! G-Mommie

[@thacrypt223]

Best response. Almost choked on my drink when he said it:D

[@pitty4029]

This is the endgame boys and girls

[@HeXxGuyy]

Bye bye don

[@jackcopper7479]

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

[@noahbushnoe2795]

YES FINALLY, WE FINALLY CAN GET RID OF THAT ROTTEN ORANGE

[@kevinlee7678]

@@noahbushnoe2795 WE LOVE TRUMP!

[@samuelpena3195]

@@noahbushnoe2795 put him in an orange suit since that's his favorite color lol

[@paulcamm7496]

I thought gold toilet was real just for a wee second 😅

[@guynorth3277]

I first read this as trump's reign of terror, it was an unsettling hellish nightmare, but thanks to these late night guys we got a little escape.

[@stephencolbertenerd8444]

the comedy shows are terrible, just like their ratings!

[@debrabaker2147]

Trump should be in prison along with Hannity, Matt gaetz and MTG and anyone else on Trump's team.

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Shakespeare, Tarantino, and George RR Martin combined couldn’t create a villain like Lindsey Graham.

[@worldcitizeng6507]

don't forget Mitch, Ted, Jim jordan

[@youreoffline4934]

You made me laugh. God bless you

[@TVeldhorst]

Stephen King might...

[@youreoffline4934]

@@TVeldhorst why are y'all so witty

[@maniak1768]

Probably because they couldn't imagine humans having so little self-respect.

[@jessicacreed7773]

These comedians just casually documenting history lmao

[@jayrogers8041]

The rest of the world laughing at u laughing

[@Pilotin74]

@@jayrogers8041 O.K. your point?

[@Dantana510]

This comedians really are a joke all we heard was Trump for four years now let’s see what they have to say they might cancel all their shows nothing to joke about anymore. Liberal snowflakes.

[@LuisRodriguez-qy5xw]

@@Dantana510 cry loser

[@kimberlys8422]

I'm one of those old people who was getting ready for school on 9/11 and saw the first plane hit the North Tower, by the time I got to school we all learned it was a terrorist attack.... Trump was happy it made trump tower the tallest in NY

[@JustIn-xm1vp]

It was a "tremendous" impeachment. The best ever in history. A feat no other president was capable of achieving.

[@flyyyjr]

“....😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣, that is good, really really good & by a lot”!!! G-Mommie

[@cosmokramer7396]

"Don't tread on me. I guess they didn't listen." 😬

[@harveycan5820]

They just couldn't read the flag... MAGA is as many letters as Trumpers can read... But--They believe in Trum!

[@Phi1618033]

These people were the physical manifestation of the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

[@SnarfSnarf2]

They’re on Mount Stupid.

[@PADS62]

What the F is the Dunning-Kruger Effect? I actually might know it, but because of years and years of 2 Really strong sleep meds, STOLE my f'ing Memory!! 😠😡😢 And so if someone tells me something I actually know is when I Actually DO KNOW IT! 😂

[@corxter]

@@PADS62 The Dunning-Kruger effect is a cognitive bias in which people with low ability at a task overestimate their ability. It is related to the cognitive bias of illusory superiority and comes from people's inability to recognize their lack of ability. Without the self-awareness of metacognition, people cannot objectively evaluate their level of competence.

[@CJ16055]

@@PADS62 You could have googled that....Guess it doesnt apply to you though cos you dont seem to think your bright.

[@NKA23]

@@PADS62 In simple terms the Dunning-Kruger-Effect is when stupid people don't realize that they're stupid and believe they were smart, because they're too stupid to understand how stupid they are.

[@fredrickkasanda8347]

"These geniuses documented their crimes for the FBI to see"lol

[@lindastruckus776]

Saving taxpayers a butt-load on investigating them🤑

[@casey4602]

Lol

[@karenn8512]

The fact that they documented their crime, indicates they know the PRIVILEGE that is given to them, DAMN SHAME.

[@caroljo420]

This has been the longest 4 years of my life.... It feels like it's been 20 years....

[@littlevirus168]

So. What was the hardest part, for you personally? I'm genuinely interested.

[@briannamccloskey7947]

Agreed Caroljo 420

[@shaung358]

@@littlevirus168 nothing they're snowflakes that probably looted stores during BLM terrorist attack organized by mainstream media

[@CoolForSale]

*The worst 4 years •of my 35 years of life under the Trump administration....and we all knew it would go down this way....not sure why the ignorance in rural America has no foresight.*

[@KaySquared202]

@@shaung358 looting a store is not the same as storming the US Capital and attempting to reverse a fair election. Please use your brain...it’s not that difficult

[@vegasstoker9647]

Thank God it's over. Time to heal.

[@terilw]

He has a 29% approval rating. Still too freaking high! Smh

[@AK-my4rn]

According to what polls? His approval rating actually went up and is close to 50%....he was a president that kept his word and worked for the American people. But now that Biden in- no worries-taxes will go up, jobs will be relocated to other countries, our men & woman will b deployed again, criminals will b welcomed across the border, religion will be attacked....Sounds so wonderful!

[@lexluthor2k5]

@@AK-my4rn What are some specific credible examples of the "work" he did for the American people?

[@cjscanlon0205]

@@AK-my4rn what promises did he keep?

[@hikoplays]

@@AK-my4rn bwuhahahaha

[@veronicawo3033]

@@AK-my4rn who told you that? Trump?

[@ABCDEFGHIJKELA...]

wearing a censored mask while addressing congress, while televised...huge brains, the biggest brains, everyone is saying it, lol.

[@melindac3368]

They take after their dear leader, all stable geniuses. I've heard it from a lot of people.

[@jackcopper7479]

I'm only 1 centimeter today I was born I will grow 1 cm every day *Centimeter click 1cm*

[@aleisaetheridge8682]

Lmao I love both of these comments. Ugh I really hate the sound of Trumps voice and I'm really sick of hearing Him say those words. No other President has done this r no one knows r all the other idiotic things Trumps says. Well He won the NO OTHER PRESIDENT HAS EVER DONE THIS BEFORE AWARD. No other President has been IMPEACH twice no other President incited a riot before and NO OTHER PRESIDENT CAUSED SO MANY PEOPLE TO DIE BEFORE BECAUSE THEY JUST DIDNT CARE AND WERE AWFUL AND THE WORST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY , DONALD TRUMP WINS THAT HANDS DOWN.

[@shaykitty6139]

She got her ged right before the election, guess no civics classes included

[@luciav3862]

And 190 brainless pinkos

[@calgal7828]

Watching the insurrection is almost like watching an episode of “Stupid Criminals”!

[@dougbritton3239]

It was like watching the 'small village idiot' convention

[@lorrainewest7408]

President Trump words were those who listen to him are "Very Special People".

[@calgal7828]

@@dougbritton3239 Exactly

[@agolftwittler1223]

Trump and his herd of delusional Hattifatteners has taken FUBAR to a whole new level 😂

[@HKTjohnnywalker]

You have been watching a BLM/Antifa "Insurrection" for months now.. oh wait too people like you those are so called "peaceful protest" yet 7% of the inner cities burned, looted and over 32 people of color killed in "peaceful protest"

[@daviddavis9300]

Wow at the tolerance you are preaching .

[@susankellison1491]

Okay I'm not going to lie, I thought the golden toilet was legit for a couple seconds.

[@Bildgesmythe]

Me too

[@bernadettematera-stacey1982]

Me too. And then we saw the Hamburglar. Loved it!

[@brendaschultz7161]

I thought the same thing. Would it really be surprising at this point?

[@Nina525]

😂😂😂 the hamburdler was great!!

[@youreoffline4934]

It was sus from the start but looked so real

[@gipio76]

you really called her "Malaria" accidentaly? genius

[@frankperino4215]

I prefer Melanoma....

[@justjoe1811]

"There got to be something we can use against these scumbags." "You can read?" "Nah, you?"

[@Jauphrey]

I was hoping they would then say "Oh no. Guys. I can't find anything. I think that means WE'RE the scumbags."

[@Lolalenice]

🤣🤣🤣

[@lowlow6261]

Lmao.

[@lendonjennings6472]

Nah me either!

[@mikelomez9313]

@@Jauphrey They must have been so disappointed when they didn't see anything telling them about the secret meetings where they molest and eat children lol

[@MellieMelOG]

How he was ever elected to begin with...I will never understand.

[@xxdogsouljaxx]

"eLeCtIoN fRaUd" - trumper

[@killaseason82]

America fell asleep at the wheel

[@TSAVVVV]

Maybe the whole russian collusion was actually real. I just don't see how trump won in 2016.

[@zyawotha]

as an australian i will never understand

[@charlies8282]

A lot of people weren’t keen on Hillary, and so many just didnt bother going to vote at all.

[@jjmarz1001]

'Eat the Constitution' Well, Jimmy, he's been shitting on the Constitution for four years.

[@kampfmeersau]

Zoidberg would love it.

[@scooterdover2771]

and still hasn't read it.

[@ericewilliams6967]

@@scooterdover2771 neither have you.

[@rogervellabonavita5615]

Take a mouthwash....

[@cocacola4blood365]

Well, at least he knows to recycle.

[@MultiMolly21]

"I've done things no other president would be capable of !" OMG that's the understatement of the Century! (And let's hope not !)

[@dh7175]

Back to back impeachment champion. That’s truly an accomplishment no other president would be capable of.

[@chetbarnard3493]

This is how ignorant you people are, he wasn't a bought and paid for president and the puppets before him wasn't allowed to do what Trump has done....soon all of you sheep will know and I can not wait to watch all of you cry again...the anticipation....God Bless all of you...

[@l-_-sage-_-l]

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel used to be funny? Now he just shoves his political viewpoints down people’s throats every week. Like will he ever just get back to entertainment he’s garbage on politics

[@wildman7384]

Kimmel, you are a genious

[@Ash-zf8ir]

“They call this hairstyle the millionaire and the mistress” my reaction 🤣🤣😂😥🤢🤮

[@bookbwitched466]

Freaking, gobsmacking spot on. Damn, Jimmy, you affirm, entertain. Make us better. Nothing stretched out, blown up, just reported in a fun way. Hell of a serious talent.

[@shijilan7554]

2 days to go 🤩🤩

[@bruiz5240]

Tick tock tick tock⌚

[@williambilly3269]

😷🙏🤞

[@aadeezology9743]

"Malaria- Melania Oops" I died XD

[@martybaldwin7844]

I used to defend her until the real Melania trump began to emerge. A trump is a trump, is a trump.

[@terencedove5047]

8:46-8:47: "No other President's done what I've done." Let's hope that no other President ever does...

[@ellendolber2765]

Oh my, you're absolutely correct!

[@terencedove5047]

@@ellendolber2765 ...thank you. May God bless us all with a better and happier future...

[@jmc4509]

Amen!!

[@MrRyan-wu4jx]

@Coach Carie “you can’t heal as good as we can because you suck!” That’s what you just said. Did Mexico pay for that wall? Do we even have a Wall?

[@jmc4509]

I like integrity, character, unity, BLM, empathy, equal rights, LGBTQ equality, human rights, transparency, truth, humility, love for one another, compassion, people who believe in each other not just themselves.... CHANGE, and today... I get to celebrate all of that!!! Proud and excited for today’s inauguration. My point couldn’t be made better by the fact that the former president will not attend. Moving forward and moving on.

[@drkskwlkr]

5:07 "The Qanon Buffalo Guy..." - they are calling him Qbacca.

[@rickbrown769]

HA! The only thing here that has made me laugh! That's classic!

[@angelawhitehouse8066]

😂😂

[@prashpatel6436]

😂

[@larrymosher5045]

They will be calling him inmate 6745321, welcome to the Rock.

[@annapurna391]

v funny

[@lpaleaz5707]

Love watching your show..RIP MLK

[@reidflemingworldstoughestm1394]

O god, the cringes on the faces of the grownups around trump when he lies, or boasts about the tiniest insignificancies. He'll never not be an embarrassment to himself and the nation.

[@evarene07]

“Donald and Malaria”...🤣😂I’m definitely stealing that

[@hedekbass]

Did Jimmy do it on purpose or honest slip?

[@mamawv3109]

@@hedekbass I'm betting it was on purpose. Others have called her Melatonin and even Melanoma. I kind of feel sorry for her but then I remember that jacket she wore to visit the caged children.......

[@JSkyGemini]

Conald and Malaria.

[@ElizabethsLizard]

@@hedekbass on purpose. While I was wondering if he slipped too, he said Malaria, which is a disease, not just a messed up name, so he must have done it on purpose.

[@Bubbyrivi]

J.L. Cauvin ,the best Trump impersonator by far, has been calling her Malaria, Mesopotamia & Mylanta for a few years.

[@JasonVSKa]

Woman with written flag; “Don’t tread on me.” Riot: So you have chosen death.

[@spectral-nuisance]

lmfao😂

[@caterpillakilla]

wishmaster: wish granted

[@WilliamAhlert]

Well she definitely is dead now, clearly it’s open season to shame her posthumously because she happened to be one of millions of people who have been lied to :-/ this is genuinely pretty shameful I don’t know how anyone is ok with that

[@jjmac3561]

Got to remember those types are not great at recognizing "Don't" or "No".

[@I-didnt-ask-you]

@@WilliamAhlert it's hard to feel pity for traitors, especially today where anyone could have spent 10 minutes checking the court results, or doing critical thinking like what about the 2016 and 2012 elections? Did Trump and Obama steal those? What was different this time? Any of this moronic nonsense could have been settled given literally any effort. Edit: If the woman trampled to death was just protesting peacefully outside the Capitol then there is nothing wrong with that and it is tragic that she lost her life to such nonsense.

[@claytonmunsey9740]

Brilliant Jimmy Kimmel Live and Crew! Thanks for helping win the war.

[@gohstdog23]

Lynsey Graham ordering pizza : " can I get a small pizza , but please add delicious pepperoni , but please no pepperoni cus I hate it and make it a large "

[@lindastruckus776]

Then they deliver and he says” I didn’t order this”!

[@mm12345777]

💯💯💯💯 for real!!!

[@cbulk1402]

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" George Carlin

[@youreoffline4934]

You nailed the quote my human

[@lyndafaye6748]

' STUPIDER ?" TRY MORE IGNORANT; AND HOME QUARINTINED BECAUSE I'M TOO STUPID AND SCARED TO GO LOOK FOR A JOB AT WHAT I'M BEST AT DOING; WATCHING WANNA B COMEDIANS BECAUSE PAUL JOSEPH WATSON IS TOO WITTY FOR ME.

[@Cityfall]

@@lyndafaye6748 Ma'am, this is a McDonalds'.

[@melindamasi3505]

😄

[@waterwave1832]

Sounds like maga trump supporters

[@quickworkmarketingopcpvtlt783]

I miss the day when Bush Jr. wished Obama best wishes for the betterment of the country...

[@luciav3862]

Peas in a pod. Get the TRUMP Vaccine

[@muskyoxes]

And then Rush said "i hope he fails", and the republicans in congress held a meeting to block any and everything Obama would ever do, up to and including filibustering their own bills, and a movement called Taxed Enough Already started at a time when their taxes were the lowest in two generations. Bush Jr and the republicans never deserve credit.

[@joachimschoder]

@@luciav3862 You mean the one funded by German tax payer money developed in Germany? Oh right. Trump demands credit for everything.

[@icin4d]

After Trump's insane inaugural speech, you can see Obama telling Trump, "Good Job."

[@friendlyfire6168]

Jimmy the PUPPET Kimmel 👍🏻

[@cidb.212]

Trump's note to Biden: "I wun", written in crayon...or ketchup.

[@IDK-cp4zh]

Or a sharpie!

[@somebodycooliguess1597]

@@IDK-cp4zh yeah, in my mind it's written in sharpie with an imprint left on the nice wooden desk

[@justrosy5]

Or lipstick.

[@johnoneill1386]

Big Mac special sauce*

[@EmperorsTeeth]

In the thick Cheeto dust across the desk.

[@erickruckenberg8716]

Guillermo: *SPEAKS* Me: He is so wise...

[@larrymosher5045]

He is so high.check his eyes.

[@marcolugo1707]

You know damn well hes buzzed

[@KiyaTheDon]

That’s how Trump supporters feel about Trump 💀

[@sarbaazchabahar]

Malaria was epic... Never thought of that😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[@bajanworldstar5636]

Wtf did she do exactly but be married to someone you dont like?

[@greenhometony]

@@bajanworldstar5636 be stupid best....

[@jamesroddy4211]

Thanks for all jokes, it really helped the last couple of months. At the end of the day, if i couldn't laugh about it , i would have gone insane. Thanks again Jimmy Kimmel Show

[@peterm4381]

Probably won't be laughing for long as Biden destroys the economy and as usual lies about it all. But oops I guess he forgot what he said!!!

[@spencerphilippinedream3706]

"next to the OTHER sex shop" had me rolling.

[@ctomsky]

Let's be clear, *WE* are not destroying the Republican Party, *THEY* did that themselves. *WE* are just holding them accountable for the things they've done.

[@berniecom728]

Lets see if they learn anything, " I don't know the guy, I never heard of him, we taken pictures together, Trump who?

[@AaronCatling]

What did they do to them selves

[@gaylew1744]

Amen

[@Jeff_Pryce]

They’re reaping what they sowed.

[@caramelkisses8396]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@marcellinechoisne5627]

You can now wake up, my american friends..the nightmare is over..

[@janaleland9038]

From your keytips to GOD's EARS!

[@edpowell5754]

NO ITS NOT!

[@marcellinechoisne5627]

@@edpowell5754 all have an end...even nightmares..

[@luciav3862]

We only just begun. Trump vaccine

[@ShermThursby]

@@marcellinechoisne5627 hi, I'm afraid Ed is correct. 74% (more or less) of Republicans think the election was stolen from Trump. They are a problem. Senators Cruz, Rubio, Kennedy and Josh encouraged the insurrection. I don't have any solution.

[@SporeFreak2010]

"All these products ACTUALLY exist" LOL XD

[@martybaldwin7844]

Did you ever see the trump DOOR MAT? Hysterical!

[@oldsesalt8496]

I have never called Tinyhands "president."

[@missg.5940]

Velveeta Voldemort?

[@1harothread]

Know what makes those tiny hands even more disturbing? He's 6'1" 🤣

[@oldsesalt8496]

@@missg.5940 28 hours left and then I want to hear his name no more.

[@joshuajeremy8430]

And I’ll never call Butter Brains president

[@Jeff_Pryce]

@@joshuajeremy8430 Trump did have butter for brains, yes.

[@BenFrankarts]

Trump- “What the hell do you have to lose?” 400,000 Americans- “Everything.”

[@chueyvanderbilt2213]

I take it you blame President Trump for the lives lost?

[@chueyvanderbilt2213]

@Rick Ton Actually he asked the question as to whether or not doctors could somehow use certain chemicals in cleaners as a way to fight the virus inside of the body, maybe by injection of some sort. He never told anyone to inject cleaner into their body or drink bleach. But I wouldn't expect someone like you to listen to what the truth is. You call me ignorant, that's fine....but I have common sense and love the truth....which are both qualities that you seem to lack. Remember, you started this by insulting me by asking a simple question.

[@chueyvanderbilt2213]

@Rick Ton You needed something to be offended about so you and people like you took what he said out of context to try and use it against him. People with common sense know exactly what President Trump said and meant. I can spit some more truth your way if you want to hear it....KIDDO

[@Tenchigumi]

@@chueyvanderbilt2213 People with common sense wouldn't ask the questions the president asked, and people with common sense wouldn't think that his questions were reasonable questions. They were objectively stupid questions, which most people would realize after a split-second of thinking. How else would you use "certain chemicals in cleaners (AKA disinfectants) as a way to fight the virus *INSIDE* the body" unless you were planning to INJECT or CONSUME THEM?

[@karenstott7980]

@@Tenchigumi and the looks on the doctors attending gave...WTF ..??..said it all

[@i_am_shaydo]

"He's crazy, he's a douchbag." 😂😂😂😂😂 Man, I love Guillermo.

[@Kitty-eq3ze]

Hit the thumbs up before it even played. Love you Jimmy ❤

[@bobjob3632]

The irony was so massive its gravity attracted me here!

[@goffe2282]

So let me get this straight. You currently have more troops surrounding the Capitol than you have in Iraq and Afghanistan combined. So much for the peaceful transition of power.

[@trailrunnah8886]

Yep, once again the US military has been sent in to prop up a failing government.

[@fionatanzer5270]

Who caused the trouble that led to the guard being there? And yes, they are there to ensure a peaceful transition of power. If Trump had not been an agent of a hostile power he would have ensured a peaceful transition without the need for guards.

[@fionatanzer5270]

@@trailrunnah8886 not the military. The national guard are volunteers.

[@jimanychristmas1798]

@@fionatanzer5270 they are reserve units. Still part of the military.

[@mylesstephens7791]

@@trailrunnah8886 you got that form Stephen Colbert didnt you lol

[@amadeokomnenus1414]

Those MAGA hats certainly boosted the ranks of the Chinese working class.

[@Coercer2010]

Don't tell them that Trump bought the hats in china ...

[@telebubba5527]

Unemployment is about to rise in China now.

[@StaceyJoseph920]

Trump is such a narcissistic hypocrite.

[@luisamador5089]

Jimmy, you are the best!! keep doing it!!

[@malcolmbliss777]

His second term? It’ll be his first term... in prison.

[@Numbah12AD]

I love that Hamburgler was stealing burgers from the president in this.

[@solomonshajan2734]

I love hamburgers

[@mikemichaels2914]

Omg im eating a Big Mac while watching this

[@ReneSchickbauer]

The Hamburgler was probably getting a paid-for-pardon from Donny.