Donald Trump Shows Off His "Big Beautiful Hands" | The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

President Trump vows to build up America's infrastructure with his "big, beautiful hands" and advances an anti-FBI conspiracy theory that fails to gain traction.
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[@chrissycox7166]

From Trevor's intro I thought I was watching a video before 2016 election. Lol his plans and actions still haven't moved forward so technically yes the same lolll

[@JohnKazuma]

i guess i was not alone. i have to exit full screen just to see when did this video got posted and look on my bottom right to see the date.

[@orn1041]

Me too. I had to stop the video for a moment to double check that I wasn't watching an old video. xD

[@tarrynlea]

Same! I also had to pause it! Why in the world is he talking about beating Hillary? Does he know she's not running again?

[@Dawarlord34]

Chrissy Cox Same here.

[@kenna163]

Tarryn Pervert Grandpa is senile.

[@kennymartin5976]

That hand bit really drives home how insecure Trump is.

[@chillkroete0787]

Nobody notice that there‘s another Trump standing in the audience?

[@labibbinaslam5933]

Only the entire world knows where those hands have been. 😂😂

[@irhasgill3832]

♪These hands were used for groping♪

[@jackjones5954]

♪and that's just what they'll do ♪ ♪one of these days these hands are gonna grope all over you♪.

[@TheFLOW1978]

Lol

[@Carewolf]

♪dun dun dun dun dun dun dun...♪ ♪Let's start groping! ♪

[@kawaiipusheenlovexoxo5352]

Trump and his big hands 🙄🙄🙄this is one sad old man who can’t move on!!

[@marozasulaiman379]

I'm surprised that Rudi still have his jobs. He's survive longer than scaramucci

[@kingc4595]

HELLO hellooo wow that's what I was saying...lmao😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@feebeedoc78]

Why is he still rallying and campaigning? There should be accountability as to what he does with his time and your tax dollars. It's so corrupt and depressing.

[@gamingrex2930]

His ego is infinite, it will be fed even at the cost of his country.

[@darkrufio]

Personally, i would say it is money well spent. We are better off when he's playing politics in some random arena than actually ''ruling'' the country in Washington.

[@feebeedoc78]

No gods, no masters! Hmm. Fair point.

[@feebeedoc78]

Rob Blokdijk I'm not American.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

When you brag about groping women, don’t point out Exhibit A...

[@deathking1019]

hold on at 1:21 in the picture of trump is there a trump standing behind trump i’m so confused

[@saschameyer4263]

Holy shit, you're right

[@wendygoodman333]

I thought so too. Lol

[@deathking1019]

Steve Jarvis yeah but this what happens when you clone a brother and sister together that are both nazis and accidentally drop a cheeto in the mix

[@christopherg2347]

I did not even notice it until you pointed it out. God what kind of conspiracy theroeies we could spin for the rigthwing out of that! And being them, they would have to believe it too!

[@emanbenshaban7863]

Right??? I thought no one noticed so I scrolled down the comment s

[@jorgendahl5024]

Gracias Dios he didn't whip out the other thing that was called small. To his little hands it seems YUGE!

[@sayankumardas2911]

He was bout to squeeze something 😂😂😂

[@ShadabGhafar]

Look at those big beautiful PANTS.. Hands hahahaha

[@abdiosman5147]

Insecure President 🙈

[@kadburys4802]

who doesn't love trevor

[@annabellavetra]

a lot of people

[@unevilGenius]

e.g. republican truth haters

[@unevilGenius]

vig shash and what is a fake guy/character/life? A robot? A reptiloid? Three cats balancing on top of each other wearing a coat?

[@unevilGenius]

They are biased and with one viewpoint on the current administration in the same way you are biased against cancer. Some things are objectively bad.

[@Keepinitreal61]

If nobody calls it what he's says. What would happen. Ignoring his "words" or "spin" would put out the fire before it spreads. Think about it people.

[@NewMessage]

Nothing says 'I won legitimately' like still campaigning - and calling it that yourself, mind you - over a year after you won.

[@helentereseparks2740]

New Message his winning was by an archaic electoral college system. He lost the popular vote by more than three million.

[@janebrand5217]

I feel like Trevor's very existence right now is to come for trump every single time 😂😂 and i'm here for it... lol

[@muntasifsusmit]

0:40 look behind Trump,the red shirt man doing 0 😰😰.. its funny 😂

[@starbreaker_zed]

...and thats how you play Hands-y-hands!

[@linacscl]

Trevor, I've laugh sooo much!! You rock, man!!

[@jaredng3804]

Hey hey hey, there's nothing wrong with calling an FBI a spy, even if you're the only one who's doing so... Kms who am I kidding HAHAHA

[@misterjoerg8086]

Would the real Infiltrator please stand up please stand up.

[@mohdmohtashim9841]

Every time little Donny speaks, I am like ... Akhhhhh😕

[@mohdmohtashim9841]

vig shah mehhhh

[@ellenmcbride58]

Mohd Mohtashim . How is he still in office. I feel sorry for your country. “The Ugly American” should be required reading for every 10th grade student.

[@vazak11]

Useful coverage!

[@tristanmoller9498]

Honestly on who’s side is Giuliany?

[@warrust]

he's the actual spy Trump put into his team to sabotage from within

[@davidmccreadie6449]

What a disaster! Republicans should just get together and crowd-fund for a real lawyer for POTUS. The guy clearly can't afford one.

[@jurastakaune1423]

His own, as always has been...

[@tiredfoot2430]

of course Giuliani can speak the truth - Trump's supporters do not pay attention to the news, to facts, to the issues . . . so Giulani is just verifying the strategy to people who already see through the strategy.

[@fomoran]

Thats how we play 'handy hands' gazorpazorpian in disguise...

[@John_C_J]

I see they replaced the "blacks for Trump" T-shirt guy with a black woman. What else is new?

[@MTMF.london]

How much did she get paid?

[@TheHua89]

Good eye. I noticed that too. I can't stand to look at him sounds crowd watch instead

[@Alexalini]

Oh dear...

[@Xenophage100]

"I got a rumbling in my tummy that only hands can satisfy." - Carl the Llama

[@eirajsharar2199]

Comom Walll!....lol

[@sampraneeth6412]

"GET THESE HANDS" 💪

[@xspotbox4400]

This hands will never get tired working for you.

[@danielafigueiredo6029]

Remind me. How did a narcissistic, childish, egocentric tv personality get to be president?

[@MrAlittleofeverythin]

I'd like to believe that they voted for him bc he was the lesser of two evils and then vote for a new guy next election

[@Willskull]

Simple, he's white, "rich" and republican, wich means A LOT in America, above the law even...

[@epsilonborealis]

Putin made it happen. Without the Russian assault on your democracy Trump would never become president.

[@DiscordBeing]

Because America is full of fucking morons who need to be deprogrammed or just killed.

[@ShirokiMaki]

Because the merits of democracy hinges on the presumption that there should be more brained humans than there are stupids in society. Now though...

[@blt4life112]

That guy in the red behind him didn't look convinced.

[@ArutaretiI]

1:17 wait, is there another Trump behind Trump in the picture?

[@69bumbaclat]

He lies to his supporters face, those are tiny hands

[@kiranbahadar1220]

I'm just wondering when is that wall going to be built, the one the Mexicans are going to pay for? 😂😂

[@kingsmasher96og]

I recently started watching House of Cards. Dude, this feels like i'm watching a cheaper version of House of Cards.. 😂😂😂

[@kokofleming8833]

Yeah, thanks for the Americans finale spoiler, Trevor ☹️

[@1pauljs]

that was spectacular

[@talkingthunder5042]

Cicero had nice hands.....

[@yonawurzburger5327]

America i dont feel so well

[@venompheonix]

Hello!

[@Soul.Connect]

What is going on.....!?!? 🙌🏼

[@ouassilhamdaoui9252]

0:33 is that sherif donald's long lost twin brother

[@SanctreMalleus]

HANDS!!! (Zombie moan)

[@vsparkes3740]

Operation stormy Daniels Making attorneys get attorneys get attorneys Magaga hahaha

[@montyheath801]

Liegate. Not Spygate.

[@AM-fb3cf]

Is Trump seriously still trying to convince everyone that he has big hands?!

[@foreverswish]

Somebody toucha my spygate!

[@impowered9864]

Do one on Cyril Ramaphosa

[@stevenboelke6661]

Y'all remember that we just say Trump has tiny hands because we already knew he'd be really insecure about it because he's petty, not becaise anyone thinks he has small hands?

[@traxxdino4227]

I'm calling it BS-gate!

[@andrewdrezga4898]

Look at these hands......plus photobomb....can you imagine...

[@allyp6289]

How did this guy become the President of AMERICA, and STILL IS?

[@dtsdigitalden5023]

I figured he'd had his _hair_ lengthened. But has cosmetic surgery advanced to the point of hand-implants too? Seriously, those look real!

[@NDBit]

Why was this uploaded today?

[@petergriffin3737]

Everytime he shows his hands, an angel loses it's wings.

[@One3six9]

Peter Griffin for the win guys, the best comment on KZbin yet, lol. Am laughing hard at this.

[@neerajdani4156]

Same political strategy is a global phenomenon....ex: elections in France, UK (brexit), Italy, India, etc.

[@maxheadroom3839]

I'm doing a gesture with my little hand can you guess what it is.

[@rabbitbobo4131]

Campaign? He won the bloody thing and he is complaining what? he whats to over throw him self? I mean i would support that.. and people are still thinking that this is a thing? good for them.. that is why the pay check never rise.. they are all stuck in a bloody time loop.

[@GlobalPenguin2012]

The crowd seems to be mocking Trump rather than cheering him on.

[@mikejohnstonbob935]

would the real slim shady please stand up? *stands up*

[@pancon9947]

one guy raises hand

[@cyrile.6754]

I think the president is in cohort with the comedians - how else do you explain his consistent supply of content to these guys. 🤣🤣🤣

[@Trickshot72]

He was spied on for his own protection?. Now that actually is funny.

[@Jeffcrocodile]

the frontier between a good laugh about this and the horror of how the US people is being manipulated and how easy they are manipulatable is really thin. Scary times

[@marc-andrelachapelle5707]

I look the world, then watch usa comedy. I thx usa for their president troll.

[@annaakdemir245]

Loooool look at that blonde girl in the back at 1:33

[@freaker126]

anybody else hate the way trump talk? :p

[@colmax2023]

i miss John Stewart

[@stephenadonis3953]

who knows Trump sounds funny 😂😂😂

[@wulfsaga2]

Oh look! Someone that looks like Ivanka!

[@ousmanedembele7552]

*what are thooooooose??*

[@adamtzsch]

What a nauseating individual.

[@baldermyhr6949]

Spygate thats funny since in Norwegian it means pukestreet

[@VJKBorahae]

Trump is doing a Jedi mind trick on the American people😂

[@Joe-xo4yg]

0:41 😳 🤣🤣🤣🤪😜🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣😂☺️😂🤣😂☺️😂☺️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣☺️😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 drumpf told a joke a good one 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅🤣🤣😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😵

[@stanlim9182]

I'm still alive

[@arans5526]

I just can't *handle* Donald Trump, I heard his favourite film is *fist* of fury. Although i must *hand* it to him, *hands* down he has been the *handiest* president. On the other *hand* he can get out of *hand* , especially when he has too much time on his *hands* and he feels like tweeting. He certainly had the upper *hand* against Killary Clinton... (I'm sorry) xD ✋🖖🤘🤙👍🤚👐🙏

[@z2yn]

Aran S very creative, I got *hand* that to you 🤔

[@BlueEyes-WhiteDrag0n]

Aran S *Hands* down Best comment

[@huepix]

It's not spygate. It's Russian investor Gate

[@hendrickparks7326]

im also sorry because not all VETS support Trump. Only the ones like his Chief of Staff.

[@Omnisecs]

If this was in Britain he would have been booed =P

[@BexREB]

Omnisec there would be chants like at a match

[@disinikubahagia]

American! Ishhhhhhh do something.

[@salimosman8188]

🎶Dirty deeds done dirt cheap🎶....see potus..👍

[@derrickstorm6976]

LSSC has vacation again -.-

[@techgoggles]

✋🏻🤚🏻

[@abilitynorth]

Maybe he thinks he will soon be working on a chain gang

[@petegromov9037]

Trump2020 - Building the Swamp since 2017.

[@markhackett2302]

Compared to trump, that bloke in the crowd has big hands. Even with perspective making the image smaller, they're still bigger than trump's hands IMO.

[@stinew358]

we're at 3 out of 5 fascisms here

[@Viktorlofv]

would the real slim shady?

[@patsysadowski1546]

FFS America!

[@wongilank]

I start to believe rudy IS doing an inside job lol

[@Hasnanembong]

He doesn't have enough vocabulary beyond "beautiful"...

[@marksullivan2230]

Poor Donald ... I am so worried ... Cohen is gone ... Roseanne is gone ... so many enemies ... now just his Foxy Friends left ... I hope Hannity gives him a warm hug tonight ....

[@alvin081988]

didn't he support clinton many times when they were running a senate and presidential position way back 2000s