Donkey Kong Family Tree - The History Of The Kongs! | The Leaderboard

[@TheLeaderboard]

Who is your favorite of the DK crew? Let us know in the comments below!

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

It's gotta be DK for me, Dixie in close second.

[@MrBuckeyes93]

L A N K Y K O N G

[@orcatwar9810]

there's a reason why mario looks the same that's because it's not the same mario from donkey kong he's the son of DK mario

[@ffiiggyy]

Funky.

[@mwj9080]

Diddy, Dixie, DK, and Funky

[@tomcurl8034]

Nintendo really needs to release an official donkey Kong family tree

[@O.M.E.G.A]

They have already with the Super Nintendo games back then... Cranky Kong = called DK when he was young, he is the kong from the old arcade games Donkey Kong Jr. = Cranky Kongs son & Donkey Kongs father, not much is know about him Donkey Kong = son of DK Jr. & grandson of Cranky Kong

[@TeenyVGC]

Eh if they do that today it’ll be messed up like the Zelda timeline, like they would say that funky Kong is dk’s long lost cousin

[@Quinhala11]

@@O.M.E.G.A Yeah but what about Donkey Kong's mom? And Diddy's parents? ..I NEED AN OFFICIAL FAMILY TREE

[@lk12oldaccount55]

Yes, Tom Curl.

[@lanamcxlean9190]

I know right

[@mushroomwings3236]

"Keeping Up with the Kongdashians" OH MY GOD I WOULD WATCH THAT SO HARD

[@aaronzachary3979]

I would watch them over those stupid Kardashians anytime.

[@majora8253]

@@aaronzachary3979 FAX

[@Alexg3433]

🗿

[@markvasquez3275]

HARD as in HARD DK

[@brianjude6789]

Bill Cipher I thought that Donkey Kong was Donkey Kong Jr’s father, and Donkey Kong Jr. was Donkey Kong’s son.

[@Stenedux]

“My Grandma is a lot less talkative ever since, you know, we buried her.” That was gold.

[@barrymccallum5553]

No it wasn't its sad thats not even funny

[@1deadpanman]

@@barrymccallum5553 stfu

[@SpiritYT]

It was dark humor. Yes. It's sad but it is kind of funny the way he delivered that joke.

[@eddiel1076]

“Dark humor is the way people cope with tragedy”

[@confuseddeku3478]

Barry Mccallum it was dark humour wow r/whoosh

[@TheGoombaFromNowhere]

I love how Diddy went from being a redesigned DK Jr to being DK Jr’s grandson.

[@saltystudios8313]

Just like Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong

[@slicksilentized8442]

@@magma1675 yes he is did you watch the video?

[@slicksilentized8442]

@@magma1675 obviously that’s the whole point of this comment

[@slicksilentized8442]

@@magma1675 according to this video he is

[@slicksilentized8442]

@@magma1675 I mean we don’t have any way of knowing that

[@justingarrett2239]

Kamek: steals baby DK DK JR: *Aight I'mma head out* *and never returns*

[@JulianGonzalez-ve4tz]

But before I do let me kart race, play tennis, make love, have a child and leave it to my father

[@coobysnax1106]

Dk jr IS donkey kong

[@PokemonMaster-nk5yp]

@@coobysnax1106 no, donkey kong Jr is the dad of donkey kong. Cranky kong is donkey's grandpa.

[@coobysnax1106]

@@PokemonMaster-nk5yp there are different theories my resoning is that he didn't disappear he grew up

[@chuckarin1365]

@@coobysnax1106 Current canon officially states that Original DK (Cranky) is the Grandfather of Modern DK meaning that DK Jr. is indeed the Father of Modern DK (DK the 3rd). DK Jr. could be anywhere ranging from on the DK Island but offscreen, traveling the world, or dead.

[@JoseFlores-xh5cj]

Mario's mushroom addiction is what keeps him from aging

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

And the series does the "two worlds" thing that another series does. The world Mario lives in NOW has a slower internal clock than Donkey Kong's which is more closer to the Belmonts' world. Likely, Cranky and his dad also beat up a few demons during his heyday when Dracula's Castle sprung up in Order of Ecclisa.

[@ElectricPikachu64]

Mario: Jumpman is my-ah papa

[@randybear932]

I heard they sacrifice Toads...

[@JoseFrancisco-te1ed]

i mean it could be true

[@saincx0m9]

I remember that one time it has been comfirmed that mario's last name was also mario , offtopic but this applies to link too , Now that makes me question.. is Mario Mario's father?

[@commendedzuez0944]

I think the reason Cranky looks so old now is because he was already older than Mario to begin with, and probably having a shorter life span. No indication they were the same age in Donkey Kong.

[@seandwalsh3]

Wholeheartedly agree.

[@Borger3941]

Or maybe the jumpman you see in donkey kong is actually mario and Luigi's father ( my opinion)

[@seandwalsh3]

Stefano Maisto Jumpman is confirmed to not be Mario’s Father. Jumpman is Mario.

[@Borger3941]

@@seandwalsh3 but is there any source or any proof in general that says it?

[@seandwalsh3]

Stefano Maisto yes, plenty. Please reply if you want a full breakdown, but be warned: it is very long as there is a lot of evidence.

[@DaNintendude]

I personally believe that Lanky Kong is part of the Manky Kong Family. Although the orangutans are enemies with the rest of the Kong family, Lanky is really goofy, and probably doesn't care.

[@djkong2309]

There's a theory that Funky and Swanky are Donkey's brothers, and that Diddy is most likely Funky's son.

[@KoopaCoop0]

DJ Kong that is personally what I think

[@oilmanexplosivo58]

no, if u see the sprites,u can call swanky is almost a twin to dk,so swanky is the father

[@goldenfrogstudios]

@@oilmanexplosivo58 What do you mean diddy is swanky’s son?! D I D D Y H A S A T A I L it is confirmed by Nintendo he is a spider monkey. He can’t be the son of a gorilla.

[@oilmanexplosivo58]

@@goldenfrogstudios well maybe the "mom" was a tail monkey

[@goldenfrogstudios]

@@oilmanexplosivo58 the wiki of diddy Kong who is a vary famous character and is Frequently updated says in the immediate Description that diddy Kong is a spider monkey. If he is half gorilla half spider monkey then that would mean he wouldn’t be a spider monkey. He would be a new species. Therefore by principle he can’t be related to donkey Kong or any of donkey’s family

[@kingsleyjohn6564]

You forgot about their other family member, King Kong

[@7HatimF16]

he’s an outcast

[@Gettinoverbarrie]

lmao

[@8-bitblitz]

Kingsley John oh he’s not in the games anymore he moved on to the movie life

[@supere06]

Hollywood accepted him and he left Kong island

[@Billy-ho1hu]

But he’s diddy Kong’s dad

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

“My Grandma has been a lot less talkative ever since we buried her.” I think the way he kept the bit going with no change in his voice made it for me.

[@Gaia_BentosZX5]

And the reason why we are excluding the kongs from the cartoon is that they ain't canon. Hate to say.

[@7HatimF16]

but still

[@epekka]

@Rodrick Young they are from games

[@n0kidneys]

I thought Funky was actually DKs brother and so was Swanky.

[@julienken2083]

What if funky is diddy's long lost dad

[@rezier386]

Joe Aird apparently Google says the same thing

[@sunkid02]

i thought they were cousins

[@djkong2309]

@@julienken2083 That is a popular theory.

[@Beefqueenjams]

They are it was confirmed VERY recent

[@whenyou77]

,,Not funny. Didn't laugh.'' - Donkey Kong lll

[@aika1313]

*Monkey noises* - Donkey Kong III

[@redsphinx113]

"I'll shower you with coconut creampies" ~ Donkey Kong III

[@JamesNerdMan85]

“Maybe Diddy was right. Pork your pals, before your gals.” - Donkey Kong III

[@mayoboi0120]

"He can use the bag" ~ DK Rap, but Google Translated 15 times

[@gamingandstuff1522]

Am I the only one that thinks Funky is diddy's father and Dk's brother

[@wook5676]

I also think that and your not alone

[@batfan1939]

This makes too much sense.

[@mbccgliczsdnm7627]

And maybe Kiddy Kong’s uncle,, and that’s why he had Kiddy?

[@itzyaaboi_isaac1420]

Nope

[@brandonkong4299]

Nope not really, hell I don’t think Diddy is Funky’s only child

[@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506]

Donkey Kong jr went out to get cigarettes

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

No he went to get milk but never came back

[@theman2k7]

Legend has it he still walking home with the expired milk

[@goldenfrogstudios]

Diddy Kong isn’t donkey Kong‘s relative he’s literally another species he’s confirmed to be a spider monkey where as donkey Kong is a gorilla.

[@litchtheshinigami8936]

@@goldenfrogstudios you are wrong.. Kong is their species name.. not a family name.. therefor they could very well be family..

[@TheLegoMaster261]

Thank you for making this video. It really cheered me up. Glad more people are getting to know the DK franchise. :)

[@spartankongcountry6799]

Zelda timeline? Nah, give me the donkey kong family tree.

[@BilbyOfficial]

i remember playing these games as kid.. thanks for bringing the memory..

[@Cliffordlonghead]

How about the Donkey Kong timeline and Banjo Kazooie Timeline

[@wellitsureisntdale1860]

Go to DK Vine for that.

[@Cliffordlonghead]

@@wellitsureisntdale1860 oh

[@randombanana7260]

Nice vid! The Kongs needed some more appreciation by now

[@guillis9952]

Maybe Funky’s like a long lost father to diddy

[@scragglewaggle4109]

He looks like he got the most pus out of all them what with not going on adventures and looking cool and all.. Maybe Candy is the mom as well.

[@jordankicks2362]

Can we please get a DK 64 remake!? One of my all time favorite games

[@galagize9233]

Cranky kong be like: *I remember the days when I got bug spray up my butt* 😂😂

[@Elfilinfan]

(meanwhile in the comments)

[@camarijaybooth]

Mario and donkey Kong’s relationship reminds me a little of gokus and piccolos

[@GeneralGorillaSonicOC]

It's rumored Swanky Kong is DK's brother and Diddy Kong's father. I wonder if Lanky is related to Manky Kong since they're both orangutans.

[@Elfilinfan]

DEAR GOD I HATE MANKY KONG

[@aceofmeya]

I think they are related

[@freddythebandbear]

Manky is another species of kong

[@Sly88Frye]

That was actually awesome! I'm thankful to see this detailed and actually not very long video explaining so well about all these Kong's. Honestly there were some I just didn't expect to see here but I'm glad I saw.

[@Arthurit1s]

Considering how apes and humans age differently, it’s no surprise that cranky is way older in appearance than Mario. However, apparently Mario is in his early 30’s or late 20’s? Kinda funky lol

[@ThunderstruckGames]

When the original Donkey Kong was released, Mario was called Jumpman.

[@Serge_Jackson]

Yep then mario showed up also the DK we have now is jr they kind of got that wrong and one other

[@piepivotmonitor5986]

@@Serge_Jackson The DK we have now is donkey kong Jr's son.

[@Serge_Jackson]

@@piepivotmonitor5986 really? I've been lied to then by the source

[@Serge_Jackson]

@@piepivotmonitor5986 but either way jumpman and mario are father and son not the same person

[@piepivotmonitor5986]

@@Serge_Jackson Liar. Grow a brain and get it through your thick skull that Mario is jumpman, because Nintendo confirmed it.

[@eventyraren]

I have hered a theory That the Mario in Donkey Kong is not our Mario but his father or grand father, That would explain Crankys and our Marios age diffrent, but than again I have NO idea how long apes natroly lives.

[@seandwalsh3]

eventyraren It’s confirmed that it’s the same Mario in all of the games. Kongs just age faster.

[@commendedzuez0944]

Donkey Kong from the arcade was probably much older than Mario too. Cranky and Mario don't need to be the same age.

[@pwojo9776]

Most great apes (like gorillas and chimpanzees) live to be about 40-50 but reach maturity (essentially both puberty and adulthood) at around 15 years. It's very much possible that it's the same Mario if Cranky and him were 15-25 (also let's be real, going after some giant ape who stole your girlfriend is totally something a teenage boy would absolutely do; boys'd do crazy things to impress chicks, so let's put him at the lower end of this age spectrum) at the time of classic DK, Cranky had Jr. sometime after the first game when he was 15-25 Jr. had our DK when he was 15-25, even if our DK is about 15-25 that'd put Cranky around 40-50 (which is essentially like middle-aged for apes; that's like retirement home age for them), and Mario would be around 35. For us, that's too old to be going on dangerous adventures after princesses and monster turtles, but for him that's probably the prime of his life. So, yeah I'd say it's very possible that Mario chased after Cranky when he kidnapped his girlfriend.

[@magentafang9080]

@@seandwalsh3 that makes the most since lol

[@commendedzuez0944]

@@pwojo9776 Hmmm. The thing is though in Paper Mario Color Splash, Huey pretty much confirmed Mario is about 30.

[@judgeofyoursins]

Just remember that Mario didn’t fight DK it was “jump man”

[@thelivinggrape932]

Random Jerry Exactly!

[@driveasandwich6734]

Sorry, Miyamoto confirmed it's the same guy!

[@judgeofyoursins]

Drive a Sandwich damn bro it was a joke I hate typing cuz then you can’t hear the tone it’s said it

[@driveasandwich6734]

@@judgeofyoursins sorry man my bad

[@khalilsawadogo7345]

Jumpman is Mario's dad

[@Stratilex]

*From the creators of the Zelda timeline, we bring you...* The DK Family Tree!

[@AngelusX92]

The first video I've seen from this channel. Got to say a love the 90s early 2000s aesthetic

[@ericrobin1521]

Donkey Kong series is the greatest game ever I think the family and kids will love it I think it is totally awesome ever I really like the graphics and the characters are easy to play um I even like the design and detail of the game it is totally terrific game exllecent exciting and extremely amazing game ever very unique ever fantastic I like it very much and it looks great to me very cool ever

[@benrat2113]

This gave me a stroke

[@MrNewView]

Top tier game series, but not the greatest game ever. It's almost barely high tier based on the last few entries, but its still hanging on top tier based on the original trilogy

[@grieferjones2237]

Slim Baby lmao what are you talking about, tropical freeze was one of the best platformers this decade, up with celeste and odyssey

[@ltb1345]

Eric Robin Cute comment.

[@someonenamedgabby]

I only played Donkey Kong (NES/SWITCH), Donkey Kong Jr. (NES/SWITCH) & Donkey Kong 3 (NES/SWITCH) 😞

[@sammywhite5127]

6:34 that was an excellent pun

[@Sjono]

The greatest multigenerational family in gaming are the Belmonts

[@SeanSearcy]

Like uncle like nephew. DK III. And Diddy Kong. DK has a brother or two brothers. Amazing 😍🤩

[@batfan1939]

You neglected to mention Manky Kong, the traitor from DKC.No one ever remembers Manky Kong.

[@chrisharl]

What about Bluster Kong? He deserves some recognition.

[@seandwalsh3]

Thank you! A very in-depth look at the kong “family”. Almost everything seems to correct here, so nice job.

[@seandwalsh3]

Damn lost my heart from an edit. Didn’t realise they did that.

[@BigEOT3]

Now if only Old Man Sakurai would add Dixie Kong to Smash already.

[@maruchan_3479]

I think adding Funky would be great as well

[@lg6482]

Or at the very least make them alts Dixie: Diddie Funky: Dk

[@fibs6267]

Lol, all of you are wrong.....obviously Lankey Kong would be added

[@XOrange7X]

@@fibs6267 The lack of respect to Chunky Kong is too much. After all, he's one hell of a guy. Chunky for Smash

[@fibs6267]

XOrange7X sorry to say but lankey has just got the looks, he’s always looking scrumptious

[@goshjoshsquash123]

this was so hilarious and informative!!

[@Sleepy-gs1zw]

The fact that you mad lads digested this, I applaud you.

[@Joel-wr8dr]

This is a beautiful family tree of Donkey kong so everyone knows Donkey kong's family and this video is the most wonderful and beautiful video ever

[@VantasticJackson]

Wrinkly Kong is like the Terry of the family Always asks if you're ok, But no one asks if they're ok

[@theotaconguy701]

I really like the style of this video. It is very informative and I learned new things. I would appreciate, if you provided a list of references, so viewers like me can look deeper into this topic themselves.

[@seandwalsh3]

TheOtaconGuy true, the sources would be nice. If you’re interested, I could provide sources on anything your curious about (I’m fairly good when it comes to Mario stuff).

[@twylight191]

Kong's age faster than... Human cartoons, from the Mushroom Kingdom

[@shealupkes]

Biology

[@Sjono]

Donkey Kong has to have a brother for Diddy to be his nephew, and it’s most likely Funky Kong

[@solvemproblerstudios5889]

Question: why does Diddy have a tail? Maybe Funky had Diddy with a monkey and that’s why he’s a Kong with a Tail?

[@Sjono]

Solvem Probler Studios Diddy’s unseen mom had a tail and it passed on genetically to Diddy

[@solvemproblerstudios5889]

Sjono Yeah, that would be my guess too.

[@A_Random_Rat]

Mabye he isn't his nephew biologically

[@Beatbod]

A Random Rat Yeah, like when your parents are close with someone and you call them ”uncle” or ”aunt”. This makes me believe Funky is Diddy’s father more tbh.

[@OnatuDarkRose]

You had me! You had me catching feels over your grandma. Then, "She's been a lot less talkative since we buried her." I almost pmsl. Oh dark humour. Rip to ur gran and while I'm at it my own.

[@AdventureAttitude]

Love this! Well done

[@Luke.gg576]

It’s the last member of the D.K crew He has no pulse He has no heart rate This Kong is in a better place

[@humblebeast9813]

4:09 now that it was I call dark humor

[@halibelboy1746]

WaruMano I feel bad for laughing at it since my gf grans almost died recently. But it was a great joke

[@Steph-bp2km]

Favorite host! Good report and good timing. Also, cahoot! 😏

[@JurdiJD]

The pic at 6:06 seems to retcon DK Jr as an interval between Cranky and Donkey. Is it possible that DK Jr is just DK when he was younger? Like Baby Mario?

[@blaquelinktriforce4234]

I believe that Dixie Kong is the daughter of Donkey Kong and the Candy Kong from Donkey Kong Country. Candy Kong and Dixie Kong have the same thin hair strand and they look a lot alike.

[@spartanrage7286]

Thanks for that timeline

[@blip7882]

you forgot manky kong he's an enemy from the first dkc game

[@firespinner1276]

Cool thanks for the awesome Donkey KONG Timeline 👍😎.

[@TijaniPadmore]

*sees DK family tree* : "Oh this is nice" *sees Joestar family tree* : [Menacing]

[@ltb1345]

K. Rool: "Oh-ho, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?" DK: "I can't get the bananas back without getting closer."

[@TheSameGoobyGuy]

*Leaderboard:* Cranky kong is DK’s grandfather, and DK jr is his father! *The movie:* Jokes on you we retconned that bull shi-

[@josemelo9949]

Gorrilas live up to 40 years so cranky is probably around 40

[@georgethegamer5878]

I always thought fk was a relative to dk but he still needs his own game

[@barrywade3774]

Donkey Kong Junior is probably still chilling on the tracks of Super Mario Kart.

[@Tempta98]

Donkey kong 64 was my childhood. Such a great game.

[@mastercrazyyyd7699]

So, apparently I knew nothing about DK 64 and need to play it.

[@loganbrewer8171]

I don't know why but the idea of lanky being chunky's uncle really scares me

[@boba-pool3145]

1. The mario that Cranky fought was jumpman aka Mario and Luigi's father. 2. I still think Funky is Diddy's Dad (which is where Diddy got his jetpack) and Donkey Kong's brother.

[@chuckarin1365]

The Mario that fought Cranky is officially stated to be the same Mario we see today.

[@joeygamer5387]

Diddy got the jetpack from Cranky though, that was one of his abilities in DK64

[@kyurei4478]

I always hear that Diddy is DK's best friend so thank you for this clarification

[@garthdavis3778]

The Saturday Supercade Donkey Kong cartoons may have had something to do with DK escaping the circus when you said he escaped.

[@nickgohan346]

that's literally jojo's family tree and mario is dio

[@ronanhorton7332]

Except Mario didn’t take donkey kongs body and put his head on that body, and then have several children, making them half donkey Kong and half Mario, and another part the mother

[@Teknanam]

@@ronanhorton7332 Don't speak so soon. Cranky is still alive after all :p

[@BulkBrogan.]

WE NEED A NEW DIDDY KONG RACING JUST AS BAD AS WE NEED A GOOD BANJO KAZOOIE

[@pinkshadesingray3688]

Other species of animals age faster than humans so I think it could make sense if we think of Mario as somebody who just ages well!

[@AustinVTV]

Mario wasn't the lead character in the Donkey Kong series!! It's believed that Jumpman and Mario are different people, and that Jumpman is Mario's father/grandfather

[@MiiBrawlerfan]

That’s a theory

[@SeanSearcy]

Chunky Kong and kiddy and their cousins Dixie and tiny Kong runs in the family.

[@lillyzanu344]

I love donkey kong Jr.!!!!!

[@brandoncutler09]

9:48 Me: That explains so much...

[@DigitalPand3mic]

Why did I actually have the idea that DK from the original game wasn't the same DK we knew from the other games...

[@JulianGonzalez-ve4tz]

The country games made cranky the original Donkey. What was confusing for a bit was that Cranky was said to be DK's father then made his grandfather

[@chuckarin1365]

@@JulianGonzalez-ve4tz The Grandfather thing was first and was always the most consistent story throughout DKC, DK Land and DKC2. DK64 messed it up with the "father" comment but that gets fixed to grandfather again with the DKC GBA remakes and DKC Returns/Tropical Freeze. It's also confirmed that Cranky was the one that raised DK "like a son" and the "father" comment is explained by saying that it's short for grandfather and used by grandkids as a form of closeness/affection towards their grandfathers.

[@ericbrugaliacobone9205]

Excellent video, but how do you explain Cranky being with older Mario and Dk being with baby Mario?

[@chuckarin1365]

Kongs age significantly faster than humans, Cranky is also likely older than Mario in humans years. As for Baby DK it's because Yoshi's Island DS is a time travel story where Bowser and Kamek of the future kidnap babies from multiple different time periods, this makes DK the 3rd much younger than Mario since not all the Star Children are the same age.

[@tomatiomal-amanhadoperplex4182]

@@chuckarin1365 wait! Whaaaat??? Is this real information of the game?????

[@chuckarin1365]

@@tomatiomal-amanhadoperplex4182 Yes.

[@tomatiomal-amanhadoperplex4182]

@@chuckarin1365 thank you ma man. I solved a big question that have haunted my dreams for so long 🙏

[@pigeon-man]

My favorite Kong is Donkey Kong Jr.

[@boba-pool3145]

In Donkey Kong that is not Mario. That is Jumpman Mario and Luigi's father and Pauline is their mother but after Jumpman died in donkey Kong Jr, Pauline had no choice but to send her children away to the stork since Donkey Kong would be after them. And after she sent Mario and Luigi away she gave birth to her new daughter, also named Pauline. So Pauline is Mario and Luigi's sister hear me out. In Donkey Kong Pauline has blonde hair but the new Pauline has brown hair so they must be different people. Its confusing I know but it makes a lot of sense if you ask me.

[@Borger3941]

Yeah it does

[@Costas1003]

This would make sense if Jumpman wasn’t Mario. Jumpman is Mario, Mario used to be a construction worker then moved to pluming. Mario’s first ever appearance was in Donkey Kong the Arcade game, but was named “Jumpman” at the time, he was later name changed to “Mario”. I hope this makes since, you can probably find a video on it.

[@thatuberrican8745]

I always just assumed Funky Kong was Donkey Kong’s brother, interesting 🤔.

[@donniejefferson9554]

So Funky Kong is definitely one of the mysterious absentee fathers right?

[@TodosLocosOfficial]

"How does DK look like this and mario still look like this?" Matpat

[@michaelsegal3558]

Has anyone else realized that in the original Donkey Kong Country trilogy it’s only the first one where you can play as Donkey Kong himself

[@etolbert3723]

8:02 I pretty sure that's a reference to that interview with Brie Larson

[@fillgollinsdergroarticheme8442]

5:44

[@chuckarin1365]

Yoshi's Island DS.

[@pizzabro1.061]

The reason cranky still looks like that is beacause animals grow up more faster than humans so basically cranky is like 16 years old

[@missmystery6186]

My favorite Kong is Tiny Kong. I admittedly have only played one DK game, (Dk 64) and Tiny has been my favorite since I first saw her in the Dk rap.

[@SuperSmashTVChannel]

This is the most absurd family tree on the Kongs. Hahaha... But I love it!

[@Mandismando]

Animals age faster than humans, that’s why they normally live up to like 10 years or so

[@thelivinggrape932]

Tbh I didn’t know that

[@n1nj4l1nk]

@@thelivinggrape932 because it's bullshit. There are animals that live to 200 years old and others that only live to a year. They all reach sexual maturity at different percentages of their lifespan. Oh and, humans are animals.

[@macwaterman8773]

Maybe the reason Mario looks so young is because he went to the mushroom kingdom. Maybe the mushroom kingdom’s time goes slower than the real world time

[@bewearstar9462]

Jumpman is his dad

[@chuckarin1365]

@@bewearstar9462 No Mario and Jumpman are officially stated to be the same character, it's because Kongs age significantly faster than humans.

[@SupportGamin2024]

​@@chuckarin1365 jumpman is Mario's father bruh 😂

[@MrGreenthunder7]

I'd like to think that cranky kong was vs mario and luigis father

[@piepivotmonitor5986]

You're dumb.

[@wockytalkie8352]

Top ten anime battles

[@wook5676]

Yeah probably and I also think Jumpman is Mario and Luigi's father

[@RedDragonForce2]

Game Theory. And it’s actually right this time contrary to Nintendo saying otherwise.

[@seandwalsh3]

The Mario seen in the original Donkey Kong is the same Mario we see in the games today. This has been confirmed multiple times.

[@aaronzachary3979]

This is awesome I should show my brother this video he used to play those games.

[@anxiety4931]

The thumbnail makes it seem like donkey Kong jr and cranky Kong had a kid together

[@blitz4506]

😏

[@TheLeaderboard]

I mean... you clicked on it, right?

[@higsopus576]

@@TheLeaderboard you do got me there

[@myristicina.]

True

[@frankportes2029]

Sweet Kong Alabama

[@SeanSearcy]

Donkey Kong's family: cranky (grandfather) and his younger brother Julius Kong.(granduncle )Wrinkly kong.(Grandmother ❤️)Donkey Kong Jr.(Father) DK's mother. (Mother ❤️)Donkey Kong III. (Himself) Diddy Kong.(Nephew and bestest buddy) And his buddies chunky Kong and his younger brother kiddy. Dixie and tiny. Lanky Kong. Funky Kong. Swanky. Candy. Etc

[@magnus87]

#DKCountryRemake #DKLandRemake #DK64 remake for Switch!!!

[@yourmummygaybruh8824]

Baby dk gets kidnapped dk jr:I don't give a crap about my son

[@lems6703]

A gorilla’s lifespan is between 30-40 years. So I guess after 30 years, the grandpa is considered to be really old, but Mario is still the same I assume.

[@ZokLoc]

6:00 Yeah he is the protector of Dongo bongo

[@big_ouchy7461]

I’ve been waiting for this kind of video for years now