Donkey Ollie 12: Gladiator

This is the greatest donkey gladiator of All Time

[@sickgringo007]

This show has unironically grown on me

[@ConfusionPlus2]

Must have played New Vegas.

[@alexxcold]

THATS MY CAT REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@thatguy3000]

Sounds like something I don't want.

[@NoSiReapo]

That Farmer John's intro has me crying. That was beautiful and unexpected.

[@thomaslardinois6383]

Hands down, fav part of the vid

[@acoolrocket]

Song is "Fat Joe, Remy Ma, David Guetta, GLOWINTHEDARK - All The Way Up (Remix)" in case you're interested.

[@shelby5809]

why

[@SapphireCrook]

The narrator is the best Donkey Ollie character.

[@MegaRazor619]

Sapphire Crook he's the final boss

[@justinokraski3796]

have you forgotten Mr. Shivers

[@SapphireCrook]

More character development than Jesus!

[@justinokraski3796]

***** based on this being Imperial Rome rather than the Republic, I assume he was a vigiles

[@clyax113]

I would just like to point out that your profile picture is cute.

[@jacksonduruy4303]

Weird factoid, donkeys are actually known for their hostility towards large wild cats, and adult donkeys are extremely strong so most can actually kill a full sized mountain lion with one kick. I worked with pack burros for a while, and we'd pen them with sheep to deter wild cats from eating them.

[@robertcorbell1006]

Zebras are even worse. My grandfather had some on the family ranch and they would kill rattlesnakes and even bit a chunk out of my grandfather's arm. This was when he tried freeing one caught in the barbed wire.

[@duckywinks]

We only have one left boys. Then it's back to eternal depression.

[@daft_icup]

Heres a peice of driftwood that i use as a loofa

[@hivemind8927]

hey there dinkster

[@anthonyquiles6731]

If Ollie dosnt kill Nero and claim himself as Emperor of Rome im going to be fucking pissed

[@Jawaddles]

I can't believe cr1tical has been able to stomach watching this much Donkey Ollie.

[@justanotherwanderer4963]

I can't believe there even IS this much Donkey Ollie.

[@Retetop]

Does it ever fucking end

[@Gamer4672]

it ends once Ollie gets crucified for his believes

[@shukterhousejive]

It's given him eye problems, I think Don Quiollie is trying to send a message

[@jadenmajors4481]

Jawaddles wait I'm not dead after all of this donkey ollie?

[@BENDROWNED33]

4:54 Biggest plot twist in Donkey Ollie, the narrator was a Roman Soldier all along

[@Jozeffuccio]

Wait a fucking second Narrator-san said Emperor Nero That's Emperor Nero? Ollie met jesus when he was almost dead and jesus died when he was 33 years old, on 33 AD Nero became emperor in 54 AD when he was 17 years old. How fucking old is Ollie? This fucking donkie is undoubtedly more than 20 years old and donkeys had a 15 years lifespan roughly. This fucking donkey stole Jesus powers and has now uttained immortality. ALL HAIL DONKEY OLLIE

[@dolo4872]

Holy fucking shit

[@penguinz0]

Full uncut here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qaecnnqkl9Seh9E

[@LarryTL]

penguinz0 wew

[@taylor0000027]

penguinz0 Hey Charlie why do you keep promoting your grandpa's show??

[@advocatusdiaboli5344]

You should do a series like this for the magic school bus or captain planet they've aged so poorly it's like shoving moldy cheese up Uranus.

[@deechonada]

I don't know whether the animation has improved or my visual standards have lowered substantially

[@clyax113]

I've noticed Donkey Ollie's lips aren't nightmare fuel anymore. I think it happened around the time that time-lapse happened.

[@lorengarms9836]

Both

[@cdevans97]

Donkey Ollie? more like Dorky Ollie ha ha my parents are divorced.

[@MegaRazor619]

Zealous Hellion ha ha I'm gay....

[@chaptap8376]

Now to wait for the finale of Donkey Ollie.... A true Christmas miracle

[@WestPictures]

Donkey Ollie, Jojo references, Brenden Frasier analysis, this channel has it all!

[@michaelk9279]

I unironically really love the bit of the audience member getting realy weirded out by the narrator seemingly talking to himself

[@Kol-Fox]

Ollie's licking the lion to see if he's lying.

[@TriFoxu]

Kolbatsu dude, Nice JoJo ref

[@RockingSpaceDragon]

Kolbatsu This lion... this is the taste of a liar! My stand [Farmer John] Will find the truth!

[@jadenmajors4481]

Kolbatsu hmmm tasty tears

[@InVinoVeratas]

A fun fact, The narrator is legitimately a Senator or someone of equal status, as only the most important had front row seats in the gladiatorial Colosseum, he could release Donkey Ollie, but I suspect he bet on the Lion or Elephant to win over Ollie.

[@qyza3690]

mr narrator killed jesus

[@Xion009]

7:33 the guy behind the bald mans head is wiggin the fuck out

[@Fr0styPenguin]

thanks for this

[@WK12112]

Oh my lord that is funny

[@clyax113]

Thank you!

[@averagegamingplayer]

their animation gets better and better each episode, and the story gets shittier.

[@kylemoore2446]

They even had a filler episode -_- overrated anime

[@hillelfinder428]

One need look no further than the guy in the yellow hat at (7:33). That level of intense animation and voice acting must have taken weeks.

[@Macho_Fantastico]

The narrator is the real Zodiac Killer.

[@crimsonshadow42]

Ayyyyyyy dam Farmer Jon's corner animation

[@audixas1]

This is the greatest thumbnail of All Time.

[@fwoqma]

i like how they just glazed over ollie making out with the corpse of that lion

[@richigo-3796]

Ollie's Bizarre Adventure continues as the narrator continues to search for the stone mask

[@j.j.hector735]

Shaded Actaully it’s the Devil’s Palm, Donkey Ollie is set in the SBR universe, not original universe

[@nachgeben]

I own a donkey. In no world can you grab a donkey by the head and make it move if it doesn't want to. They are heavy, stubborn and strong as fuck.

[@0viking_645]

I like how all the apostles were killed in some way, but Ollie is saved by Jesus or an angel everytime.

[@DrunkNotIAm]

That Farmer John's corner into had me dead. The next one needs to be even spicier.

[@localspaceangel8199]

I just notice that the bird has like a human chest

[@DEM121]

Kaska Baska I was thinking the same thing

[@deceseze]

bara bird

[@thavidu78]

I'm surprised Farmer John didn't come back to Mr. Shivers relaxing with his feet in the pool of blood and everyone else's decapitated heads just floating in the water.

[@xfinafire]

That something in your eye part was hysterical! Kaya's respond was even better! 😂

[@knightogourd]

i love it when donkey ollie fights to the death

[@KaliyaTheKitty]

I went from listening to a robot band to donkey ollie and I just know its gonna be quite the day

[@Ohnonoki]

whats funny is this is one of the only historical accounts of human suffering ending with insanity. and we're watching it live

[@nickd.9955]

2:51 Cr1tical was punished for insulting our lord Rupert.

[@AnarchicKhajiit]

I don't care that I'm only watching the abridged version I'm still fully invested in this plot.

[@buppington]

I hope that Critikal will one day start an episode with "3,2,1 lets jam". And Tank! from Cowboy Bepop starts playing.

[@Sw4y]

11:21 That fucking Farmer John intro is crazy. It absolutely caught me off guard. Fucking amazing

[@aidankeogh9994]

I have to keep watching. I can't live without knowing how the story of Donkey Ollie ends.

[@ShouVertica]

Forget a talking donkey, he was several hundred years old. Donkie ollie has found immortality!

[@mayermayhem580]

I love how in this Cr1tical was turned into the one who bursts out laughing and the other commentator (sorry I don’t know your name) is the hilarious guy who barely fazed by his own awesome jokes. I now know who Cr1tical’s sensei is

[@GreenPoison182]

I'm suprised you haven't gotten any strikes yet. I'm suprised people liked this comment.

[@Verm0uth07]

Grinki This is not baseball. Kappa.

[@demonnogo]

Grinki He obviously has Donkey Ollie's blessing.

[@feistlaist7120]

Grinki well ive just reported the video so hopefully it gets taken down.

[@GreenPoison182]

Sora_X5 Oh yeah forgot

[@benmasta5814]

feist laist you reported the video?? lmao you are the worst

[@cbr2453]

Please never stop these

[@banditsshoes4687]

cbr2453 that's what she said

[@michaeldavis812]

Why am I enjoying watching Donkey Ollie so much? What is this sorcery?

[@WiseSnake]

11:23 Holy fuck, that intro had me dying!

[@realxized]

"My sandal is wet! It's completely useless now..."

[@zachabel805]

Donkey Ollie activates bullet time mode on the lion

[@bobbylingling4158]

Donkey Ollie is like commander Shepard he's trying to build an army to take down the narrator and farm john

[@no-lj3cm]

Aww, the next one is the last.. Amazing series, you should do something like this again.

[@Xzonza1]

Then Samson said, “With Donkey Ollie’s jawbone I have made donkeys of them. With Donkey Ollie’s jawbone I have killed a thousand men.” Judges 15:16

[@EvolScavenger]

Best series on the internet

[@lemeres2478]

"I'm the one that rode jesus straight into your trap to arrest and kill him. You should be giving ME the 30 silver!"

[@videocadet]

You know, I'm really gonna miss donkey Ollie. I hope you guys pick a great successor to this show for the next thing you guys commentate on

[@CasualJJ]

I need the song from the Farmer John intro

[@StronkyHose]

Donkey Ollie brings us closer to God's dream. My wife left me.

[@JetJenkins]

Fuck. They didn't put my fanart in.

[@steven7834]

"mm.. aight"

[@mmmahh9056]

Where can you send them fan art?

[@JetJenkins]

Soulz The System I thought putting it on their Reddit was enough.

[@Derek_Payne]

@@JetJenkins I know I’m probably just a couple seconds late but what did the fanart look like

[@dedleg0219]

I'm so confused on what's going on

[@TheClayCrab]

Dedleg 021 animals are transported to a gladiatorial arena against their will and they're forced to fight. Donkey Ollie, the majestic ride of Jesus Christ, tries to go against the will of violence in the arena, but even with the great Gourd's blessing and the aid of an annoying birb, he may not have what it takes to survive....

[@justinokraski3796]

which totally neglects the hardcore nature of 1st century Christians, like the one who basically stabbed herself to death after the lions refused to kill her and the guard sent into the arena refused to kill her too.

[@clyax113]

Plus Donkey Ollie pushed a lion, let an elephant do the violence for him, and de-faced a god among the Roman people, leaving them to wonder what to believe in anymore *que Jesus*.

[@doggoboii]

Dedleg 021 same

[@TANA-ku9vt]

I miss this I love these videos I remember when I bought a bored burgers sticker.

[@bencarmine2]

I couldn't breath after that Farmer John's Corner intro edit.

[@sleeplessdoe2097]

I'm happy to hear CritiKal laugh. He sounds so happy doing this with Kai. :-)

[@Fredfredbug4]

The official Donkey Ollie website might explain the boat fetish "Donkey Ollie Adventures DVD 1 - 4 are made available free because of the generosity of thousands of people across the US who donate their boats to charity. We have been making DVDs available at no charge since 2004. Since we started giving out the free DVDs, Donkey Ollie was made into a 13 part TV series which is available to view on KZbin. The thousands of sailboats, bass boats, ski boats, and jet skis have come from areas as far North as Kodiak, Alaska and as far South as Key West, Florida. These funds have provided the expense money to make the varied Donkey Ollie Programs. Tales of Donkey Ollie Books are printed in the USA and Ethiopia and we are hoping to fund addition printing for churches internationally. Boat Angel thanks everyone for Charity Donations of used boats. You can visit our eBay store and help support us."

[@CeraphineLuna]

Wut

[@Izolus]

So essentially, he has boat sugar daddies

[@SecretAssPants]

How do secondhand boats become DVDs? I'm grateful but confused.

[@clyax113]

Because economics, that's why.

[@HerohammerStudios]

1:38 "Don't you feel silly now?" "Maybe, maybe not."

[@glassboxfish]

Love the Farmer John’s Corner edit 👌

[@thekingofreyes3]

this is truly the end of an era you'll be missed Ollie

[@bobstyles8520]

I like how the cages are like just wide ass bars until all of a sudden they put a set of horizontal bars over the other ones

[@robrod7120]

Should have named this video "Donkey Ollie: Gladiatorial Combat"

[@cedericthecarrot]

love you Charlie! keep up the good work

[@jordanlowrie4188]

I was eating when the close up of Farmer John's feet came up, needless to say that it wasn't very fun.

[@milesba4]

I died of laughter after the guy rode the ostrich across the screen

[@garbage_blob]

On this episode of Jojo...

[@extrememiner9627]

it's donkey ball z get it right

[@8701F]

the farmers johns transition killed me xD

[@tylerpeterson7872]

farmer John's corner scared me soo bad, I was half asleep.

[@clayton50]

Mr. Shivers needs his own Netflix spin off series. That way we can dive deeper into the twisted world of Mr. Shivers.

[@cptcomet4077]

When you've run out of video ideas so you milk the video idea you had to the fullest XD can't wait to see what Ollie does next

[@NoFalse_id0Ls]

THE EYES 10:30

[@Fargosis16]

Man this moana and silence of the lambs crossover sure is a lot more religious than I would d expected

[@belkaberserk]

I was supposed to go to church, but Charles scrotumus the great released a new video.

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

Why are you in church on a Monday?

[@belkaberserk]

METALLIC UMBREON In Russia it doesn't matter... I think...

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

That makes sense.

[@mgarza1468]

12:00 I bet farmer john and the boys ran a train on her after this recording.

[@knottyfurball3864]

Buffalo Bill god im wet

[@mr.thehalocrusher124]

The moment i got to the pool scene i noped out of the video

[@MegaRazor619]

Mr.TheHalocrusher the pool scene is the best scene in every other anime I know

[@MegaRazor619]

Mr.TheHalocrusher yeah where's Donkey Ollie's pool scene

[@MegaRazor619]

Mr.TheHalocrusher truly a man of great tastes

[@TheAnneandEmilyShow]

if only there was a love button

[@WoeIsLee]

I hope he finds a nice boat to eat one day.

[@SilencerXLR8]

Donkey Ollie's face literally scares me I'm not even joking lol

[@RisingJake]

Just when you thought Veggie Tales told you everything you needed to know about Jesus.

[@lordark2525]

that farmers john intro was lit asfuck

[@ides966]

Amazing intro 👏

[@alma3884052]

What a build up for an epic finale

[@TRJx86]

Farmer John's Trap house

[@ryansmith3448]

Man, the Donkie Ollie season finale is goanna be sick.

[@powerstarz101]

Damn, never been this early for the action.

[@lakedodson817]

11:25 why have you stopped playing that wounderful music? Seriously, what’s the song?

[@meivenheaven]

I imagine that Mr Narrator isnt an actual narrator and he is a character on the show, narrators usually dont change physically the world and the path of the story. What if he was a mentally ill person and he was chasing Donkey Ollie and crew and explaining everything they do to the void. It is also a psycho that tries to get Ollie into trouble.

[@Plesiosauroidea]

The Donkey Mouths look like Battletoads.

[@OxuStudio2]

best movie ever

[@conradsmith7548]

o my donkey olli I died at the farmer Jhon intro.

[@SnowberryFlavour]

Have you ever been to the official website of Donkey Ollie? Mere mortals' words can't describe the wonders that await those who dare to enter. Here an excerpt from the front page: "I am happy that thousands of children have enjoyed my recorded adventures but like all aspiring thespians my heart longs for the silver screen. Yes someday *I want my own star on Hollywood Boulevard next to Donald Duck and Mickey and Minnie Mouse*, as well as the hundreds of other animated characters who have come to life both on the silver screen and in the hearts of children everywhere.". Please make this happen. Please.

[@sweetmoonpigeon7469]

I've realized what donkey ollie looks like! A spore monster

[@revengeofthepanzers9047]

Am I the only one who thinks mister shivers looks like Heinrich himmler

[@fenneczak]

Well, one day, the animated SPCA will sue Donkey Ollie.

[@jessbellis9510]

Farmer John loves boats almost as much as Kenny from Telltale's Walking Dead.

[@iiioiiaka302]

Farmers John Corner Intro was lit.