Donkey Ollie 4: Blood and Honor

This is the greatest donkey combat of All Time

[@goofygoober4901]

the blood and gore is the most detailed texture on Ollie its fucking horrifying like something out of a lost Donkey Ollie DVD creepypasta

[@hunterfench3140]

donkey ollie *is* a creepypasta

[@Zombyachinka]

HYPER REALISTIC BLOOD

[@writingaccount6399]

Goofy Goober i'm 25 it scared me

[@srbrant5391]

You are so accurate it's scary.

[@P-P-Panda]

Fr it’s so gross

[@silentninjat]

I love how their response to Ollie ninja-kicking a pack of ravenous wolves before being half eaten alive is to sing to him and rub shit on him before dumping him in a stable and going on with their lives. With friends like those...

[@kennynitro17]

Remember kids: if you come across an injured animal, rub peanut butter on it.

[@addadu8031]

Aha! They all laughed at me for doing this, but now, they'll see!

[@KFCGAMING55]

I used tartar sauce and now its levitating with glowing red eyes, did I do it right?

[@KFCGAMING55]

@stg the tartar sauce animal is speaking to me, it demands a sacrifice

[@henrysinger5330]

They were seasoning him

[@danielcuchallocruz6986]

give it WATEH

[@LoveLiveLoverGirlGRRR]

I want someone to look at me the way Donkey Ollie looks at the kid during the rap scene.

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

You'll find your weeby senpai one day

[@uniquehandleohsocool]

Seeker for Freedom thats not very nice

[@Darkfreed0m]

Sir Musty you know what's even less nice? this.

[@depressedcheems9961]

Notice me senpollie!

[@MillionMixVevo98]

look up. look down.

[@Igor19485]

This got me into anime

[@Vixen5290_]

Igor19485 Best anime ever is Donkey Ollie

[@Surpalago]

Coincidentally there's some weird-ass Christian anime out there if you know where to look. Wouldn't mind seeing Charlie rip into some of it in the future.

[@LegallyBlindGamer727]

There is a manga bible. I think....I'm not too sure how true it is though,

[@METALGEARMATRIX]

LegallyBlindGaming Never read it but considering the source material? Not very.

[@LegallyBlindGamer727]

I just know cause of memes or other internet shit.

[@kingfoxtrot]

Farmer John: "Hey kids, let's draw Donkey Ollie!" Kids: "yaaay." FJ: "First you draw the head, body and legs, then you add the scars, cuts, bruises missing fur and flesh, and your done!" Kids: "Farmer John, please let us out of this basement already."

[@nickd.9955]

Don't forget to draw his severed tail!

[@eins2001]

King Foxtrot His done what

[@pineapple_pines1440]

Now don’t go around saying you can’t draw, because you can draw, it doesn’t matter how good or bad it is, it’s yours and people will appreciate it for that- Farmer John

[@HerohammerStudios]

Farmer John would definitely eat the children. Probably how he got so big

[@TheFatPunisher]

THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEALLLL!!

[@extrememiner9627]

But they do at 7:55

[@afanontheceiling]

There's just too much that time cannot erase.

[@dr.dyanmite6628]

oh

[@scovlee2925]

I never heard CRITICAL laugh that hard.

[@warmogs3955]

me NEITHER

[@ayzoid9980]

😂

[@cloudbasedbear]

omg check the wrestle videos with Charlie and Kaya

[@CrazyRess]

fun fact, back in like 2007, i got a donkey ollie dvd with my pizza hut order. i was 9 and still a christian at the time but i still thought it was dumb as hell. my brother and i would replay the scene where ollie falls down the well over and over and laugh at the music. it was a dark time

[@mortis.y2]

Oh god don't remind me

[@moviemastermarco7690]

Got mine at a Mexican seafood restaurant. No joke.

[@TheDr502]

I couldn't eat anything while watching this. The animation is that grotesque to me.

[@Cybercom_]

Oh I remember that scene, it gave me PTSD

[@TDRR_Gamez]

Mate, i'm Christian myself but i think movie is just bad, no matter how you look at it.

[@GooderGamingOfficial]

I almost passed out laughing when he got gang raped by the coyotes

[@sarahrogers5635]

Those animals that attacked Ollie are actually jackals

[@TheFartingMan]

Sarah Rogers stfu

[@criscrosxxx]

@@marbsj9633 he will .

[@WillClayYoung]

I'm honestly impressed the guy behind donkey ollie could write hit song after hit song AND animate and voice act for this thing. Truly the american dream.

[@TehSkullKid]

I just looked up this show on youtube and checked out a few of the last episodes and.... well, let's just say that the violence in this episode barely scratches the surface of all the shit that happens later.

[@GONZOMAF]

TheSkullKid specific episodes please. For research

[@TehSkullKid]

Gamingxpenguins Twelve and thirteen were the ones I checked out. There's not as much blood, but it gets pretty brutal for what's supposed to be a kids show

[@GONZOMAF]

Thanks

[@nickd.9955]

On this episode: Donkey Ollie watches the gays and infidels get stoned to death at the town square!

[@GONZOMAF]

The moment you kids have all been waiting for its farmer johns corner. *sees farmer John as a member westboro baptist church*

[@nickd.9955]

This time on Donkey Ollie: Donkey Ollie literally dies, but lives!

[@openSUSE5]

The ass has risen!

[@marniedoodad6985]

Donkey Ollie died for our sins

[@TrulyAndasen]

Sadly i died. But i lived!

[@SailorMars768]

I died at "looks like an aborted fetus."

[@neojuice2001]

SailorMars768 I know right this is so funny

[@medijate]

Neon Donkey Evanollieon

[@mego7389]

GET ON THE FUCKING DONKEY SHINJI

[@demityrant1784]

You're not a true Donkey Ollie fan if you haven't read the manga.

[@openSUSE5]

Or as he's better known in Japan, Do-ki-uh O-reeh-uh.

[@theonaicker2561]

Ah yes, the broble

[@MrMovienator]

2:58 Donkey Ollie has such wonderful character design, look at those cute popping red veigns on his eyelash-less puppy eyes making him look like an alcohol addict recovering from a coma

[@TimSlee1]

Donkey Ollie is modeled after an aborted fetus.

[@K-ro7lm]

fused together in a unholy matrimony of fire

[@fluidicsquire31]

He looks like the Primordial Serpent from darksouls

[@SpectralUmbreon197]

It's time to fuck

[@AudienceMurderer]

Ollie is what happened after Salad Fingers had his way with a Playboy Bunny.

[@TimSlee1]

Dave Chappelle Actually, that is a much more accurate description of him tbh. Nobody would want to be done with Joey Salad fingers.

[@actionfan1000]

Ollies head shape makes me uncomfortable

[@EspCulo]

Farmer John's corner is the best part of Ollie videos. I want that man to whisper little sweet-nothings into my ear.

[@bogoho]

Critikal laughing has watered my crops, cleared my skin, and cured my depression.

[@consensualduane]

We need more videos of Cr1tikal watching Religious cartoons. Veggietales when

[@ryanbrown4053]

New veggie tales or old veggie tales? Old veggie tales was great.

[@bobafettplayingclarinet4597]

Weedeater

[@WaspCameraInSpringfield]

*WEED EATER*

[@pikotan1242]

Yes but I actually like veggietales

[@chrisrockett5897]

@@ryanbrown4053 How old we talking when you mean "old"?

[@McKeelix]

That opening sequence of this show where Donkey Ollie's lifeless eyes pierce my soul while he greets the world in his voice that sounds like Ash Ketchum and my deceased chain-smoking grandmother were fused together via the forges of hell itself... Quite charming, really.

[@dollbunni]

i thought that this was a children's show

[@41192tara]

Me too! And yet conservative Christians have a problem with television shows? (i.e Invader Zim)

[@41192tara]

ellisc97 I know, but I don't think it actually showed anyone getting mutilated as bad as Donkey Ollie though the creator wanted a bloody Gir, but personally I think this is more disturbing.

[@doorstuck706]

Fujoshi27 Oh my friend,you have no idea what we Christians have for "entertainment". Of course,we're the cool ones who watch what we want and play what we want. We hate this stuff.

[@41192tara]

***** Ok I respect your opinion. Your cool.

[@echodelta2172]

If it claims it's a "Christian" TV show and it's not VeggieTales, I can guarantee you nobody actually watches it....

[@JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

I know this is a bad cartoon but at this point i'm getting emotionally attached to Donkey Ollie when he gets bit on the ears.

[@penguinz0]

Full uncut version is here kzbin.info/www/bejne/d6jWhZqei8R5iM0

[@RealPratfall]

penguinz0 thx

[@kohtahirano4546]

penguinz0 I've got a long night ahead of me. Thank you Cr1tikal.

[@dollbunni]

I am eternally grateful for your help. I shall watch this, and enjoy it.

[@lacticacid528]

next time you should say "hey guys it's clit-tickle"

[@helenmeyer9752]

I love these

[@Theep1cone11]

the blood textures don't even look right, they're blurry and unrealistic. looks like some guy made it in a cheap 3D animation program.

[@tankdestroyer101]

Theep1cone11 because some guy did make it in a cheap 3d program

[@Theep1cone11]

like iclone or something worse

[@s-ohno-phia]

Theep1cone11 I WONDER WHY

[@damo3923]

To be honest the wounds and blood looks more realistic than the entire show.

[@recnepsrc]

Theep1cone11 Gee, cheap animation? Well, that's not something I associate with donkey ollie.

[@ultimatecorgi3392]

The odd variations in levels of detail are disturbing. All the characters have single-color textures for their skin, but they model each of their teeth...

[@WellCookedPotatoes]

Don’t forget that the opening screens have really high texture versions of Ollie and the narrator with proper lighting and everything

[@cogcog5264]

The pain of 3D modelers who are underpaid

[@pyropoyo]

i can't believe donkey ollie fucking died

[@ja_cow_ski]

I saw it coming

[@BIGpony777]

NO U SPOILED IT WTF!!!!

[@BIGpony777]

Awe im actually sad that u spoiled it.... uhh..

[@thechakal104]

noooo, why ?!.......why did I look into the comment BEFORE finishing the video ?! (not gonna lie, I feel pretty stupid now)

[@WootmansayWOOT]

fuck mercy

[@summerwoodsmusic]

PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING THESE.

[@ghostersoul4610]

I thought at the start he was gonna say "All you need is an imagination and some lubrication!" I am disappointed.

[@HalTheAl]

Look at the markings and the weird oblong head shape of the coyotes - its almost like they took someone else's deer render and corrupted the shit out of it until it vaguely looked doggish

[@jordanderouet3297]

Max the whole show was probably made by just taking models and corrupting them

[@Odenqueen]

I’m pretty sure those are accidental thylacines (Tasmanian tigers, which are an extinct species of marsupial that look very canine-like)

[@thomasmihai3693]

@@Odenqueen do you really think the creator of Donkey Ollie knows about that animal?

[@Odenqueen]

Thomas mihai Good point

[@mariegp5021]

okay so the only thing i see before the video starts is donkey ollie covered in blood smiling. thisll be good.

[@jarroadallongay3183]

He's not my Dunkey.

[@placidfuture5693]

Shittiest movie, greatest commentary. Got my wisdom teeth out and this was just what I needed. Thanks Cr1t Clit

[@georgesears934]

An epic tale, one as old as time itself. One that has persisted throughout the ages, and shaped history as we know it. This, is the tale. The tail of Donkey Ollie.

[@Shokiwaru]

4:28 - The moment Charlie/cr1tikal/penguinz0 died hard as fuck lmfao

[@uber_byte7]

I love how when Charlie sees Donkey Ollie is all bloody he starts laughing even harder.

[@fijitearss]

Cr1tikal's laugh is so fuckin' contagious lmaoo

[@blueshit199]

Cr1tikal's reaction to Donkie Ollie's demise was the best part.

[@shmixedNshmooved]

"You won't like me when I'm donkey" I NEED this quote on my gravestone.

[@mase8444]

critikals fucking hysteric laugh is what i live for

[@westy229]

it cured my cancer

[@sleepyalex426]

I had to stick my dick into the monitor for the full effect

[@Toxin___InterHalfer]

Mase And I was wondering why the sun is so bright in Moscow today

[@mase8444]

those are the 3 most cooked comments i've seen today, thanks boys

[@creepymiddleagedman]

You're laughing. Donkey Ollie is hurt and you're laughing.

[@johnkinsey6117]

Yeah, because it's funny. And it's not a real animal, so no harm no foul.

[@Sweetfunkyjesus]

Blood and Honor, Ollie. That's all orcs understand.

[@grandtheftmonkey77]

Top three favorite animes: Cory in the House, Avatar, and Donkey Ollie

[@openSUSE5]

Jeez, do you watch anything other than hentai??

[@thehero8573]

Motu Patlu not above avatar? Crap taste

[@malamindulo]

10:15 Top Ten Horror Anime

[@chrisgostanian6753]

So a donkey gets magic healing for getting roughed up, but my niece with leukemia gets jack shit. Real fucking nice, God. Glad to see you've got your priorities straight.

[@chinito.lechero]

underrated comment

[@greasenob4821]

how is your niece?

[@Thenewkrookkud]

I've never heard Charlie laugh so much at once! This is definitely the best episode of Donkey Ollie!

[@ryangis431]

Charlie laughing has completed my entire year. omfl that was fucking hilarious

[@lukastace3154]

Still cures anything

[@Felix.Fictus]

this would be better if Ollie had a Bonzy Buddy voice

[@randys2669]

Tezla Alchemia E X P A N D D O N K E Y

[@vibedout8872]

Ransom Sumpter Fuck you I love this so much.

[@user-tg8xp4kp7g]

8:04 when you get beat the fuck up and then get healed but nobody cares because they're summoning satan

[@elvishchicken21]

The fact that I used to watch donkey ollie as a kid makes this so much better

[@Lucaninae]

The font they use for the opening credits is a default adobe premiere setting with literally no changes whatsoever. 10/10

[@posteriorpepperoni]

Holy shit,donkey ollie got fucking murked

[@RubberDonky]

This is my favorite hentai

[@YCCCm7]

Suddenly Ollie getting his Gatsu on. Rub some fairy dust on that shit, wait till he comes back next time with bigger, heavier, longer ranged hooves. He's just gonna start ripping wolves or foxes or whatever apart by the dozens.

[@zeph769]

One of his hooves gets amputated and he gets a robot hoof instead.

[@YCCCm7]

Zephyr Nepres It shoot cannonballs imbued with jesus' power in them. Suffice to say it blows the shit out of all those fox apostles.

[@demityrant1784]

There's a single shot cannon in said arm.

[@pulpil10]

i shit my self just locking at the thumbnail lmao

[@kayakat1869]

This series is one of the best things on KZbin. I go back and watch these every few months

[@Nojical]

Jesus, I didnt know Cr1TiKaL could laugh so hard

[@clown-cult96]

The way the kid looks miserably into the camera while Ollie sings about Jesus like “this is just my life”.

[@kaiisyourhomie]

4:06 The most laughing I've ever heard Charlie do. Jesus Christ. Like he's laughed before, and has been laughing a lot more lately, but this is a fucking record.

[@MrDrManPerson]

zoeisyourhomie Dead donkeys are A grade comedy.

[@Mrjackson127]

Having my second serious back injury at the age of 20. Your daily videos is really helping me staying moist. Love you Charlie

[@lukerichardson6084]

Can we just admire how youtube thought this video was, "Back 4 Blood"?

[@johnfaber100]

"How do we let Jehu look like he cares?" "Just make him look sad and have tears rolling out of his eyes. But make sure it doesn't look like he's crying."

[@nspcrazy1122]

There are three syllables in, 'Farmer John'. Illuminollie confirmed.

[@andrewbryant3286]

"I'm hot! You're not!" You weren't thinking of Lemonade Mouth, were you?

[@FancyToasters]

i thought it would stop at the 1st one. how many donkie ollies are there..

[@screamforcream6274]

Not enough.

[@testthewaves99]

13

[@wolfgang672]

as many as there are ram ranch songs

[@cptchromosome2325]

Can't wait for the next episode with dolphin school! Also the poem," there is a man in my bed, I don't want him here- I might be dead." *wife is being beaten to death*

[@buppington]

Can't wait to see when Punished Ollie gets his revenge on Jewface.

[@dracomight]

Comrade Canary that killed me in a whole other level

[@buppington]

Give Me My Safe Space My killstreak cant be beaten.

[@mannythelazyguy6529]

I knew it, you are sam hyde

[@OhHenry_Mosley]

"We owe him our lives We'll sing him a song"😂

[@meganbaute4254]

“Oh it’s Johnny Cash” 😂🤣

[@sadscaredorca7250]

I love listening to Charlie dying laughing at a donkey getting mauled

[@isaiahanthony1742]

Man I just can't get enough of these bullets in my skull

[@Ready-ForTheEnd]

I watched Donkey Ollie as a child lmfaoo it really is scary looking but it was the best at the time

[@Will-jd6vb]

Anybody else watch this video purely for the laughing fit when Ollie gets rekt at 4:00? It's so contagious holy fuck

[@Springo-gd6lb]

This is one of the rare videos where we see Charlie laugh. It’s great!

[@timcal2136]

i dont even follow the show, i just watch this for kaya and critikal

[@yonsukas]

Tim Callahan I heard the Manga's better

[@timcal2136]

yonsukas owari no seraph?

[@maximumlength5052]

The scene where donkey Ollie got injured fucked me up as a kid

[@owenmawhinney8793]

I have a book report due in 2 days and haven't even started the book but I'm watching this

[@carolyns4519]

So how did the book report end up going?

[@Nintenerdo]

4:03 this laughter not only made my day. It help see my life in a whole new way. This.. This is one one those k aight where you go and find how to laugh just like this. Once you do. You'll be immortal.

[@thearmoredgeorgian2736]

Donkeys are actually really good at defending livestock and that’s why you usually see them with cows

[@claus4670]

If my family doesn't begin singing upbeat hip hop and rubbing dung on my body during my funeral I'm not coming

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

How many more episodes of this Shakespearean classic are left?

[@not_a_mlg_cat5109]

Smedis2 not enough

[@funnymonkey119]

This might be on of the funniest series of videos I’ve ever seen

[@sorenstuckler2171]

Holy fuck it turned dark. What even is going on?

[@YoganKitty]

This is true friendship. Watching donkey Ollie together.

[@knightspartan7201]

Berserk 2016 looks great

[@AidanOP]

Charlies laugh literally killed me, i couldn't stop laughing at his laugh then after i watched it back to see what was soo funny i ended up laughing as hard again seeing Ollie get rekt.

[@TheLastPhoen1x]

Wow, Ollie got really fucked up. Jesus 2.0 dressed like Roman legionnaire tho.

[@somedorkfromspace]

I swear to god, with the combination of green highlights and that specific music tone, that scene with ollie being lifted and regenerated into well being just reminds me so much of fiona's final transformation from the first shrek movie

[@punchy207]

donkey ollie x shrek fanfiction coming right up

[@nicoclark5100]

Ollie looks like he was made in Spore

[@carbonbased669]

Donkey Ollie is truly one of the best anime I've ever seen.One of the top 10 best anime of all time and it takes up each slot.

[@PUNCHEDPUNCHEDPUNCHED]

8:53 dude the shape of the top of his head, it's Tyler1

[@jukeboxjimmy8722]

Ollie: * doesn't get up * Cr1tikal:That's it, I'm gettin' me mallet.

[@katawatenshu]

think I might watch this real ep just to catch wtf was going on in that rap section at the start, ollie looked positively evil woah ...this episode is amazing

[@connormccloskey5971]

That was the hardest I've ever heard Charlie laugh

[@bobertsinghja6745]

Holy fucking shit out of all the kids cartoons I've ever watched there's never been a drop of blood. And now this. Fuck me.

[@steampoweredmaniac5359]

Boy, that last scene. Sure left us off on a cliff hanger.

[@jessicarose1948]

My recommended section is one messed up hellhole

[@samuelshatsky1894]

This is the only video I've actually cried of laughter to myself