Foodfight Matarslagur

This is the greatest translation of All Time

[@fadlinugraha347]

I am only closed. There is nothing here, there is only a man, and those who went out after dark. - Franz Kafka

[@snaiilsalt]

Help me

[@jujuteuxOfficial]

dam it went viral on the web, this edgy shit is powerful

[@Veroxzes]

I am bed There is not man here, only lying down and dreams are dark.

[@jujuteuxOfficial]

I am bread there is no jam here there is only a rat and darkness slowly eating him

[@dsadsa726]

Antidote u tried too hard And didn't get far at all But in the end Ur just a cucc

[@GypsieGaming]

when you realize this movie had a 45 million dollar budget

[@skrungusVEVO]

they used 5% on it, cuz Sheen had a kinect.

[@TheBanMan]

+foldeRTF2 >65 million fixd also why

[@TheBanMan]

Kurt Rustle >jews >perfectpiganus.png

[@demonicgamer081]

+Kurt Rustle someone has a Jew grudge. ;)

[@TheBanMan]

Kurt Rustle >100% jews >tfw you forgot scientology

[@baronungern7034]

The move is shit, but those subtitles were like fucking Shakespeare

[@newingvaeona8907]

Ave

[@Lksupasteien]

+JarlAthaulf Now you're a man

[@newingvaeona8907]

No what?

[@newingvaeona8907]

hunter Fench I believe in the transcendental indoEuropean ideals, embodied also in the ancient unifying trinity of the valknut. As well as endless respect for the Caesar.

[@Lksupasteien]

JarlAthaulf A man man man

[@HerrDeutschBlood]

"What's your secret?" "The secret was." The secret was what?!?

[@Staygold1999]

The secret was it.

[@GashPlague]

The secret is not. The secret was.

[@tyrantgregcagkaiju71]

Secrets are always kept secret. That's what makes them so secretive.

[@JustaRandomGuy890]

Some Random Guy you stole my name

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Some Random Guy cliffhanger

[@Abtastix]

Pirskatti giveth and pirskatti taketh away

[@gordonfreeman8780]

Words to live by.

[@savoy4645]

It is not unheard surmansilmukkaa.

[@korsu2615]

+This video is good but the comments are better pirskatti is finnish and it means a kind of a lame damn, and surmansilkukkaa is directly translated to deathring

[@korsu2615]

+Karri Korsu and sipsaannut yeah I dont know what that means

[@Mokona7654]

+This video is good but the comments are better I kinda want to make that my graduation quote ._.

[@clanksshekels]

>Cr1tikal laughed >we can confirm he played Runescape >that film tho This video was so fucking great in so many ways.

[@ricefrag7646]

Sick meme speak bro!

[@epicman13ful]

>using meme arrows holy fuck like die?

[@Storm_Crown]

Every time he uploads a video, we learn more about him. Perhaps it's a test to see if we can put together all the clues, to find who Cr1tikal TRULY is.

[@epicman13ful]

Nidna >he doesn't get it lel

[@tridecalogism935]

Fucking meme arrows. 10/10

[@MalarkySparky]

"I am only closed. There is nothing here. There is only a man. Those who went out after dark." Fucking poetry.

[@MrSmilingDeath]

Goddamn beatniks...

[@StrikerMk2491]

+sircoops9 I ma use this and give it to my teacher.

[@MalarkySparky]

Simon Seal INSTANT A+

[@The_RocketBee]

Can I get "Pirskatti giveth and Pirskatti taketh away" on a t-shirt

[@kaseyk7722]

Pirskatti means goddamn it in Finnish. I think.

[@The_RocketBee]

***** That is a quality idea I approve

[@rileysassafras5766]

It does mean goddamnit, your shirt would have swears and no one would know XD unless they speak Finnish or can use Google.

[@punchy207]

ur about to get 1k

[@Soultergeist]

5:19 or 5:30

[@CrystalFlames]

this movie actually broke him.

[@Slendoman]

It also broke jontron

[@ShunShinimaru]

JJ and nostalgia critic

[@isak098]

And nostalgia critic

[@HonoraryAperture]

And nostalgia critic

[@goodjobjovan]

And nostalgia critic

[@paurepiccheeseman]

"I am fly." Jesus this sounds like something out of a poland ball comic

[@WhyDidIJustEatThat]

+Paul Donahue Poland CAN into fly!

[@Sophie-nz2qp]

+WhyDidIJustEatThat stupid poland yuo cannot into space still

[@WhyDidIJustEatThat]

+Uber HaxorKitties OF FUCK YOU UBER

[@Sophie-nz2qp]

+WhyDidIJustEatThat but of many clay and horses

[@aaronmyers6686]

+Paul Donahue "I'm sorry" will take place.

[@BunnyTwist]

I think this is the first time Ive heard him laugh

[@Boooo]

no

[@BunnyTwist]

Boocraft 999 yes

[@Boooo]

HEHEHHEHEEHEHHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEEHEHHE

[@shurelia5664]

+Xtr3m3 Memes indeed LMAO

[@titaniumwolfman]

Diddy kong pointing at an unknown object with his hat on backwards

[@nanalinda4]

I think we all need to fear Dan's knife

[@Bigman-ee5fk]

Dan is coming for you

[@johngancarcik5682]

​@@Bigman-ee5fkwith his knife

[@Chumpkins]

I've never heard Cr1tkal laugh before. Holy shit its just as amazing as i thought.

[@maximumoftwenty8882]

He had laughed in two of his videos prior to this one.

[@richard_returns_IRL]

It's not the first time he does this, but everyone it does, the world is in one brief moment of peace...

[@B_MacLevy]

Sigh... This is the fourth or fifth time he has laughed.

[@UrsaMinor-69]

Bill McKelvey Sigh... Not everyone has always been subscribed.

[@B_MacLevy]

Sligguy Yes, everyone has been subscribed. They just didn't know it yet.

[@gdfauxtrot]

I see someone embedded Foodfight with auto-generated KZbin subtitles. Very nice touch.

[@jamesn1252]

Haha so true

[@brocklee5904]

no the subs were made by a finnish dude. i can tell since there are finnish words in the subs randomly for example surmansilmukka is a finnish word

[@chaocobojun2098]

Brock Lee were the subtitles translated from English to Finnish and back to English again or did they start as a different language? This feels like watching bootleg anime DVDs where the subtitles are in English and have been translated from Chinese translated from Japanese. The difference though is that you don’t lose very much going from Japanese to Chinese due to the shared writing system being meaning-based rather than sound-based. I don’t know how Finnish to English works but it sounds way more scrambled than what I described.

[@oolfur]

Matarslagur is Icelandic for food fight

[@psychedelicpunk5031]

@@chaocobojun2098 it seems like that's what's happend somehow. That or the Finnish translator had a few strokes while trying to do the subtitles and forgot what language they were supposed to be typing in.

[@DumbLamia]

pirskatti giveth pirskatti taketh away

[@CatastrophicConundrum]

Surmansilmukkaa

[@uber_byte7]

"This is just really disgusting the way he walks around and conducts himself."

[@redrocketrider]

Cameron Camardelle moves*

[@okay5770]

@@redrocketrider who cares? People like you who jump in ONLY to correct people are absoultely embarassing. I have second hand embarassment real bad now.

[@verrybarato892]

@@okay5770 this is just really disgusting, the way he jumps in & corrects others.

[@yikes6969]

​@@okay5770lol you're such a dramatic baby

[@TheRitva26]

The gibberish is actually Finnish xD surmansilmukka means loop of death

[@vivanesca]

oh my god this is hilarious!

[@UGOTNUKED]

What's a loop of death? Like a deadly rollercoaster ride?

[@Celltastic]

UGOTNUKED it's a stunt plane trick

[@VilmaVaikka]

Gods I laughed so bad at that. Haluanko edes tietää miksi näihin subeihin on tungettu juurikin suomea xD

[@MWPRO1000]

Matarslagur is Icelandic.

[@SeafoamBoi]

Sipssaannut is Finnish and means: "You will turn chip-like / into chips." Yes, that is the translation from a one word.

[@mikeratomn3475]

Oh wow

[@StrangerHappened]

So, the subtitles were in Finnish, but they used Google Translate to make it English.

[@djentlover]

@@StrangerHappened I struggle to understand why. But as a Finnish dude, I feel obligated to translate the Finnish words in this video: Älkää rehkikö = Don't work your ass off Stunttilentäjä = Stunt pilot Surmansilmukka = Spiral of death Pirskatti = Gosh darn Sipsaannut = You turn into chips

[@kenetickups6146]

Why is there a word for that

[@djentlover]

@@kenetickups6146 Finnish is a funny language, you can use any word as something you turn into, by ending it with "...nnut". It's informally and jokingly used most of the time

[@keeeeeeerin]

over a year later and this is still my favorite video of cr1tikals

[@georgea.567]

Joshua and the promised land is also pretty great

[@coughingbabie]

George A. belive in santa is mine

[@SeaSpartan118]

Even now it is still a masterpiece

[@blueberryshake333]

I still love this video now.

[@d.d3740]

the longest cutscene one is probably my favorite

[@sreisny98]

Foodfight > Sausage Party

[@thefreelancequeen]

Sausage Party was actually surprisingly good

[@MozillaFireCrotch69]

PorkyTheKing Sausage Party was atrocious, you have awful taste.

[@TheNeXusCore9032]

THE ANIMATION IN FOODFIGHT IS FLAWLESS COMPARED TO SAUSAGE PARTY! IT'S THE PINNACLE OF ANIMATION!

[@OdaSwifteye]

Whichever one didn't cheat the animators is the better movie. Judging from the animation the five or so dollars a year the food fight animators were given was more than fair and they weren't even threatened with being cast out of hollywood.

[@playinetgames]

Um, what?

[@8BitMisdreavus]

Not even cr1tikal's monotone could withstand Foodfight. That was the greatest laugh of all time.

[@TMcT45]

*All Time

[@maxpowr90]

Nah, the Babysitter Bloodbath one still is #1.

[@adrenochromejunkie]

The one in Clips was #1, this one is #2. You rate his laughs on intensity.

[@MrJethroha]

the animation was shitty, but for some reason all of the camera angles were like weirdly on point.

[@Creepsandwicheater]

the animation is shitty because the director demanded retakes, and it takes less time to put the camera back in place.

[@asilva5021]

+Super By me wow really? I wonder what it looked originally

[@Creepsandwicheater]

asilva5021 it looked decent but nothing great.

[@gordonramsay9346]

You're all probably dead or eating Mcdonalds or some shit since this was two years ago, but since you asked. kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmLYepurbdalqNU

[@jaysharma6022]

Holy shit this is actually better than the real movie

[@CassiusColeman]

5:17 Did the legendary Cr1TiKaL just break?!?! O_O I never thought I would see this day...

[@krisjordan5235]

He laughed before in other videos.

[@asilva5021]

recent videos too

[@jort3256]

he broke the most in his most recent video. Yes, I know when this was made

[@mumu-ns9hv]

+Jeriko Santiago What video would that be? I need it.

[@jort3256]

+Imakittycat Sorry for the ridiculously rate deeply but it was Wrestling match of the century.

[@Milkjiest]

gotta love those random Finnish words: rehkikö, stunttilentäjä, surmamsilmukka, pirskatti

[@quasicroissant]

sipsaannut is also clearly supposed to be Finnish but I don't know what the fuck that means... chipsify? i don't have a clue.

[@knottyfurball3864]

Nahkahiiri upload something

[@Corpsegrinderr]

@@quasicroissant sled, stunt pilot, death loop, splash

[@quasicroissant]

@@Corpsegrinderr en tiedä miten liittyy mun kommenttiin mut ok

[@getyodomerocked]

5:14 you just witnessed history, Cr1tkal's first laugh

[@MegaWiemer]

nope, he does it in Babysitter Bloodbath as well. But it's the second that I ever witnessed:p

[@RedactedEarth]

Mitchell Wiemer third, he laughs in Clips 2

[@bluethundermonkey]

nah, he's laughed in two or three other videos too, not as much as this one though

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

Sorry bro not his first

[@noah1831]

Cr1tikal's first emotion.

[@AkatozhtheMighty]

MATARSLAGUR - a poetic masterpiece. I am only Closed. There nothing here, there is only a man. Those who went out after Dark. I am Denmark in front of you! I am fly! I am sorry will take place. I forgot where I was. Indeed, I fear the knife, Dan. In the evening, he is doing. No matter. You are coming from the best? You are beautiful. You are the Master of the Melon. But it is that we can work with Salary, Mr. Studio. Let me guess. Politics, hot-air balloon flight, perhaps? While making depends on protection bones, I wash away. Suitable. But grief, when you are at work, I, I will. You would be wrong? Forever. It does not try? Surmansilmukasta be an engagement ring. Pirskatti takes. It is not unheard surmansilmukkaa. No problem, I will do it. Only! When you hestitate, it is doing the right thing. Then all will be well. I use. It has been a long time. Where is he? You know how good it is. Rammed maybe, their friend in need. Why do I ask? Started Late. So time. It is quite a good first crisps, survival of the fittest! No one is to destroy each other. Impunity. Flash: I am free. Sipsaannut.

[@monarch_gg4873]

THIS IS ART

[@technic1285]

Nobody: Foodfight Matarslagur: *sips a nut*

[@Jepsonduel]

I shed a tear.

[@RustyShacklefordReal]

I'm sorry. I am crazy.

[@einarariarmannsson6674]

Technic 12 Matarslagur is an Icelandic word

Aren't raisins poisonous to dogs?

[@binkyfishy]

sure are

[@abunchofletters9507]

Thought it was just chocolate?

+A bunch of letters boi

[@abunchofletters9507]

+Retarded Dolphin ???

[@abunchofletters9507]

+Retarded Dolphin It's true

[@sirthanksalot97]

> best stunttilentäjä Stunttilentäjä is Finnish for a stunt pilot. :d

[@sirthanksalot97]

... Surmansilmukka also means a "death loop", so to speak. why are the subtitles partially Finnish I don't

[@sirthanksalot97]

/and pirskatti is a soft swear word wtf is this/

[@giusepperesponte8077]

Lol

[@RUINOUSDOLL]

Honestly, I just adore the sound of Finnish.

[@drviper102]

島風駆逐艦 thanks :3

[@OfficalGinat]

I submitted a copy of the subtitles in this video as an essay. I have yet to see how my English teacher will react.

[@Scott-yf1zn]

Howd it go

[@OfficalGinat]

Written in red pen across the entire page was the word WHAT? In all caps. I got an F and was referred to the counsellors office. Fun times were had.

[@Scott-yf1zn]

sipssanut

[@OfficalGinat]

Pirskatti takes

[@incandescentcenturion7246]

Yeah, I used the subtitles to boku no pico once. You can say I got in a lot of "trouble" xD

[@acanuck4life]

"Do i need a PAL" that caught me off guard and i couldn't stop laughing at the fact a squirrel wants a gun license.

[@gothickittypaws2135]

"Indeed, I fear the knife, Dan." What is Dan about to castrate Dex in that scene?

[@F1areon]

Neutering, maybe?

[@jean-ericlouvier3436]

Star Platinum Dan? Steely Dan?

[@anarchyroks6663]

dan from game grumps

[@whattheflimflam]

I have a chest cold so my chest explodes in heat every time I cough, sneeze or laugh. I'm on freaking fire right now.

[@mariosonicboom123]

If laughter hurts, then why are you watching critical?

[@electricbill4884]

literally the exact same

[@Kaenbyou777Rin]

are you ok

[@MissysWorld5]

Every time cr1tikal laughs, an angel gets its wings

[@thestallion8413]

You should hear BroTeam laugh. He can cure cancer.

[@SealandCo]

His laughing is literally my reaction when I watched this movie.

[@maximumoftwenty8882]

Blasphemy! Your reaction could never be as wonderful as Cr1TiKaL's laugh!

[@SealandCo]

Maximum Of Twenty True... I can't cure cancer with my laughter.

[@roadtripwarrior]

ive never even heard critkal laugh before

[@imyrokko8959]

Notice how after this point, Charlie seemed more enthusiastic. This movie didnt break him, it put a dent in him, which he soon healed and evolved into his second form, the form we see today. This movie, nay, this MASTERPIECE, changed him for the better. And who do we thank for this masterpiece? None other than "Sipsaannut"

[@totorotree4747]

''Indeed, I fear the knife, Dan.''

[@samharradence5689]

Totoro Tree In the night, he is doing.

[@pommeNM]

Fearing a Finnish guy with a knife is just wisdom

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

Everything after 5:16 makes me so happy.

[@Mike-og9pe]

It's beautiful.

[@ThunderEwokB]

Not first. It was 2nd or 3rd.

[@Cteklite]

First was his babysitter bloodbath video.

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

ThunderEwokB ? I know. Haha I never said it was the first.

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

Cteklite He kind of scoffed in one of his fun tactics videos

[@760MaxJ]

New filthy frank and critikal video wow today is a good day.

[@keifferdavis8435]

Was just thinking that

[@TheOneTrueRy]

Also a new Jon Tron video. Today is amazing.

[@treyking2066]

And a new JonTron

[@Joe-lo4rc]

trey king Best day of my life

[@LemynLyme]

Filthy frank, critikal, and jontron uploading new videos on the same day? Life is good.

[@djentlover]

Finnish dude here. Älkää rehkikö = Don't work your ass off Stunttilentäjä = Stunt pilot Surmansilmukka = Spiral of death Pirskatti = Gosh darn Sipsaannut = You turn into chips

[@billingsdani]

The dog sounds suspiciously like Charlie sheen

[@billingsdani]

Oh my god it is Charlie sheen

[@eave4305]

Danielle Billings Yep

[@DanteLikesRock]

No ways lmao

[@Shrek12381]

He's voiced by him.

[@OrlandoOrca]

Holy shit he laughed

[@victorklumper9182]

Not the first time...

[@OrlandoOrca]

Victor Klumper I know that.

[@Proff0ak]

Victor Klumper He also did it in the babysitter video.

[@VenomSnakee]

"Do I need a PAL." That thing carries nukes?

[@BatmanAndRobinInc-zj8wj]

ey b0ss

[@Dattinator2501]

+BOSS A weapon to surpass Metal Gear.

[@breiker1994]

you should know about nuke's alot boss

[@SaladSnackGetInThere]

COLD KEY COLD KEY COLD KEY COLD KEY HOT KEY HOT KEY HOT KEY HOT KEY

[@xXFangRideXx]

Metal Gear?!?!?!

[@APE_FIST]

The subtitles mixed with the dramatic music makes me laugh so hard

[@user-on2yc9ey6m]

"I am Denmark in front of you, I am fly. 'I'm sorry' will take place, I forgot where I was."

[@geminiisun6042]

He sounds so indignant at the sipsaannut part. He sounds so hurt and angry. I am soooo sorry

[@lasercustard4467]

+Phyre Captor I'm sorry but I'm crazy.

[@GeraltinWoW]

hearing you laugh made my life

[@saikoudesu2]

roach. haha

[@kdgmr97]

I took the subtitles off of this, wrote them down, and turned it in to my English class for our poetry assignment. I received a 92%. college is the best

[@sirromanov3038]

+Turtlemaster 200 That's why he needs the class.

[@WileyCylas]

I'm deathly afraid of the competence of your professors in whatever ur trying to major in

[@IIscariot]

Wow that sounds so real, it's not like anyone's said that before

[@lgbtqiarights]

kdgmr97 r/thatHappened

[@chancedavis6216]

X doubt

[@dgraham3559]

you are the master of the melon... Only one true man will achieve this goal in human history...

[@F1areon]

Few have the opportunity to fight for the title of "Master of the Melon".

[@DemiAngel75]

eggchjf and his name is ANTHONY FANTANOOOOOOO

[@Brandelwyn]

You may master the melon, but youll never be its LORD

[@OFSProductions]

the master of the melon is fantano and no one else

[@asdfghjkl9260]

Thoe subs sure were weird as fuck, sometimes there were some random nordic words. "Matarslagur" means "foodfight" in icelandic, but surmansilmukkaa, pirskatti and sipsaannut is definitely finnish, but i have no fucking idea what it means...

[@Elzariel]

surmansilmukka would be something like the loop of death? Pirskatti is a "child friendly" curseword, I have no idea what "sipsaannut" means tho :D Seeing the finnish subtitles mixed in there was glorious.

[@MrHuopatossu]

Those finnish words mean "loop" as in the one you do while flying a plane, literally means "death loop" probably because it's dangerous or something? It's a silly word, the second one is a really light version of saying "damn" and "sipsaannut" isn't really a word, but it's kind of like the word for potato chips turned into a verb, like "sinä sipsaannut" would mean "you will be chipped". Doesn't make a lot of sense, but then again, nothing in this video does.

[@yeahwhatever3204]

MrHuopatossu it's a play on sipsahtaa, or maybe some dialectical variation

[@MrHuopatossu]

Yeah Whatever Perhaps. But considering potato chips were involved, I just went with the context.

[@rancid83]

I'm pretty sure the subs went through Bad Translator, aka Google Translate to language A, back to English, language B, back to English, etc.

[@Dragoonnite77]

Surmansilmukka:Loop of death Pirskatti: Heck (the curseword) Rehkikö is a form of rehkiä wich is working hard I know this because I'm an alien

[@marioysikax]

Dragoonnite77 Did they really just took some finnish translation, got it trough bing translator to english and rendered them into already english language video? E: Stunttilentäjä: Barnstormer Sipsaannut: Could it be "sipannut" or "sippaat" like in "pass out" or "zip out" from too much alcohol? Haven't heard that one used often though.

[@MajoraWaffle]

Dragoonnite77 >i know this because i'm an alien ayy lmao

[@level58deathknight18]

"Incomprehensible Hogwash" is the name of my new screamo band.

[@minimantaray]

the subtitles read like someone fed the script through google translate 7 times in at least 5 different languages

[@komoria_]

This looks like something I'd see if I tripped on acid. Bad acid.

[@masalps]

hey look dudes i do drugs haha (:

[@boulder_dude]

I think it would work with any acid tbh. Maybe the people who made the subtitles were on acid when they made them? "Surmansilmukkaa" and "pirskatti" lmao xD

[@elcole2423]

well if it was bad acid you prolly wouldnt trip at all

[@elcole2423]

dont know how alot of that shit got there

[@masalps]

Live Skate Die Those are actual words.

[@TheManAndBear]

Kritical i love you bro, you are an outstanding human being with an amazing heart and an amazing brain.

[@penguinz0479]

Kritical....

[@XChaoticDestiny]

penguinz0 O_o a comment...

[@Juampfh]

penguinz0 KROO-TOOCAL!

[@jey6322]

penguinz0 Kritkal I apreciate comment for one time! Haha!!! Make more video yes?! ?

[@wolfgangtxog3310]

I seriously hope everyone knows thats not the real penguinz0... He has only 3 subs... Check subs before you make yourself look like an idiot and feed the troll.

[@shatan380]

this is one of the few youtubers that make me laugh. Fucking dothraki subtitles XD

[@henryekblom4937]

Lovely to see those few Finnish words pop out from the subtitles, am really proud of our gibberish language. Words I noticed from the subtitles was the words ”rehkikö”, ”stunttilentäjä”, ”surmansilmukasta” and ”pirskatti” (and ”sipsaannut” is somewhat Finnish too). I really adore how well they have made this animation, the overall feel of the graphics are sensational, the subtitles makes the quality even better. Hope they weren’t using all the crack while making this production.

[@idi0tik]

I've been having such a shitty day but your laughter just put the biggest smile on my face oh my god thank you my savior

[@penguinz0479]

That profile picture? You deserve a shitty day

[@chromasus9983]

Tori mainittu, Suomessa tavataan. Cr1TiKaL laughing at random Finnish words has made this the best episode ever.

[@steveasat2]

Throwaway lines like "I wanted the full fist in me" are how we know he's a magnificent bastard. And that's less than a minute in. But at 5:20...hell, no one can withstand a debacle like Foodfight for long.

[@falkuda3202]

How does this guy commentate in such a monotone voice and not laugh at what he says? Imo the monotone voice makes it even more hilarious

[@Nesque]

Charlie Sheen is voicing the dog, what happened to his career?

[@maximumoftwenty8882]

Well, I don't know when this movie was made, but if this was the beginning of his career, clearly, it could only go downhill from here. However, if this was later in his career, then certainly this movie is the pinnacle of it.

[@Nesque]

It was made 2012.

[@ruffles272]

Filip Åstrand Nah it started in like 2003 and then came out in 2012

[@Nesque]

Lett's jusr agree thar cr1tikal finds some weird shit.

[@B_MacLevy]

***** Yeah, it took like 7-8 years to make. They couldn't find a good story and they kept wasting money to scrap the project, which makes no sense to me. This movie is the greatest movie of All Time.

[@muxmedia7]

"I thought I accidentally turned on the Dothraki subtitles" I fucking love Cr1tikal

[@Krowphay]

I love how the people behind these subtitles thought that the English movie even needed to be translated to (broken) English through subtitles.

[@mightyminotaur5056]

This is my favorite anime.

[@legomann9092]

If the movie came with your commentary, I would watch the whole thing.

[@aa7146]

He has laughed. I have gotten taketh away my heart, and giveth happiness

[@victorklumper9182]

This is not the first time he laughed...

[@aa7146]

I know

[@redoctoberfruit]

Victor Klumper Ya don't say. Really what's with people responding with that? No shit he laughs. We all do.

[@victorklumper9182]

redoctoberfruit I responded because people being so surprised at him laughing have obviously not heard him laugh in his other videos...

[@aa7146]

Victor Klumper It's kind of a....joke thing

[@katymoran870]

5:17 The first time I've heard Cr1tikal laugh

[@wheresmyhugat]

his restaurant reviews video is the only other time i know of where he laughed too

[@toolala3908]

and Babysitter Bloodbath

[@hazmat4260]

Turkish Superman Turkish Star Wars The story of Ricky

[@wheresmyhugat]

Oh if we're talking about when he does stuff with anyone else, Pinocchio 3000.

[@TheBrainScratcher]

also the wrestling videos with his friend.

[@slutcaseandthecorpsemunche1187]

You are the master of the melon

[@The_GuyWhoNeverUploadsAnything]

Why do the subtitles have random finnish words?

[@The_GuyWhoNeverUploadsAnything]

Im so proud that my language made crit1kcal laugh. :)

[@TheWetdonkey]

the guy who never uploads anything Why does your picture say "finland" but have a swedish flag on it?

[@The_GuyWhoNeverUploadsAnything]

Gibbet Cuz I thought it was funny. :)

[@quagernag]

the guy who never uploads anything Kr1t1kal laughing at Suomi Finland Pirskatti? Torilla Tavataam!

[@NewVegasMessiah]

.... You have 65 subs and you do nor have nothing. How?

[@ForceBlade99]

Wtf xD those subtitles are broken English with Finnish words in them :P stunttilentäjä - stunt pilot, surmansilmukka - basically a loopty loop xD such a great language...

[@ForceBlade99]

Ohh yeah, Also pirskatti basically means "damn" and none of it makes sense xD its pretty old style Finnish

[@PsylomeAlpha]

Axel AZ shit, so this was subbed in finnish (in a dialect aimed at the elderly) and then run back into english through google translate?

[@ForceBlade99]

PsylomeAlpha probably xD also it has a few swedish words in there, Matarslagur is foodfight in swedish I believe

[@PsylomeAlpha]

Axel AZ ... apparently they were trying their damnedest to prevent anyone who didn't speak a lick of english from ever being able to tell what the hell this movie is about.

[@FearDeFreak]

Axel AZ I don't know Swedish, but I do know "Matarslagur" is Icelandic for "Food fight".

[@populatethemoon]

what a beautiful duwang.

[@StarPlatinum1]

*chew*

[@populatethemoon]

+De Dee I'm glad someone got that.

[@OyVeey]

I feel you! I feel you deeply! Your feelings I feel deeply!

[@populatethemoon]

+OyVeey Fucking yes

[@joeganbogan270]

+OyVeey excuse you. I FEEL YOU! I FEEL YOU DEEPLY! YOUR FEELING I CAN FEEL DEEPLY!

[@MyHungryWidow]

In college, can't stop laughing, hate you, send hep

[@kingkj3040]

I would, but I don't know how to send hep.

[@junnykun9150]

+Sirmustachio goddamn I'm stoked af a blunt tortilla roll.

[@Ernlews]

He has emotion. Feb. 25, 2015 is the day we reveal, he has true emotion.

[@greasey8695]

He's laughed before, ya know.

[@adrielmejia3821]

I wanna see the rest! This is frecken funny!!

[@penguinz0479]

You can buy the movie from PORNOSELLZ.COM along with a bag of my nuthair

[@adrielmejia3821]

penguinz0 thank you I'll check it out ASAP!

[@XChaoticDestiny]

penguinz0 I cannot believe my eyes.

[@adrielmejia3821]

XChaoticDestiny I'd never thought he would reply to me, I feel so special!

[@l00katdatRPG]

XChaoticDestiny Don't believe your eyes check the channel it's fake.

[@magpie_monster]

I hope you finish this movie someday. Your commentary is A+.

[@derpytw]

5:20. That moment we knew. The world would be okay with that beautiful laugh in it

[@Tracequaza]

"Indeed I fear the knife Dan. In the evening, he is doing." I could use this one line and become an author.

[@hoodedstreetmonk352]

Ahhh, "Foodfight" with Cr1tikal's commentary. If there were Oscars for movie commentaries, I feel like this one would win an Oscar.

[@Myusernameistakenwtf]

The Oscars would win cr1tikal.

[@hoodedstreetmonk352]

***** Myusernameistakenwtf That would be the best Academy Awards ceremony of All Time.

[@StrangeCreed]

I adore these subtitles. They really grasp the internalized bleakness of Foodfight as both a story and a project.

[@canidae5439]

"Oh hey it's Mr.Studio!" I can't fucking breathe

[@Milo_GW]

I literally cried from laughter at 5:14, thank you Cr1tikal

[@JamesSmith-ek1or]

Is the dog voiced my Charlie Sheen? Damn his career went down the drain

[@s.bakyhnh1756]

What career?

[@gyrossteelballs9877]

+Logan Retamoza it is charlie sheen

[@JamesSmith-ek1or]

+S. Bakyhnh lol

[@crazyluigi6664]

+Logan Retamoza Must have given him HIV while that was going down, huh?

[@frozone2366]

I see your English is as bad as the subtitles in the video.

[@soscary]

the sipsaannut part is so fucking hilarious, from the freeze frame to the music playing in the background to how charlie is genuinely upset over the word "sipsaannut"

[@Kewljack02]

I went into cardiac arrest after watching this from all of the laughter

[@kitarakonsta]

Finland mentioned! Lets meet at the town square!!

[@icemonkeymomentum]

tavataan kaupunkineliössä

[@Ehecod]

PIRSKATTI TAKES! LET US CONVERGE IN THE SURMANSILMUKKA!

[@kattastic9999]

Time to revist a classic

[@girlwithgreenhairpfp]

I've seen some pretty scary things, but that cat girl and those children are truly terrifying.

[@mothost6929]

Foodfight really is one of the most movies ever made, possibly THE most movie ever made. Making over 390,000,000 Dex bucks in a single week.

[@thesamejackalsniperthatkil117]

It's foodfightin time

[@Superior123123Cool]

I didnt beleive him when he said he would be losing money if he didn't buy the tape, but after seeing the fucking subtitles id gladly give my life savings away. This masterpiece is making my headphones short-circuit from the tears of laughter.

[@SS14121]

Well since TellTale made a Minecraft Story Mode, I'd like to see them make this.

[@skrungusVEVO]

Matarslagur: The Movie: The Story: THE denmark GAME

[@nelsonfastige9071]

episode 1: Pirskatti Giveth

[@F1areon]

Episode 2: Master of the Melon

[@SS14121]

Episode 3: Out After Dark Episode 4: Dan's Knife Episode 5: Ass Exodus

[@betamime8523]

Landmark episode! He never breaks out and giggles like that, he's always so deadpan.

[@user-wp7sg6cv7d]

this art style and animation sickens me in more ways than i am able to describe

[@MrCrazyToad]

6:48 So...Brand X is cocaine?

[@PsylomeAlpha]

MrCrazyToad nah man, it's heroine. it's an elixir, remember?

[@MrCrazyToad]

PsylomeAlpha But you don't snort heroin.

[@PsylomeAlpha]

MrCrazyToad you don't snort elixirs either, you either drink or inject them.

[@MrCrazyToad]

PsylomeAlpha Then what kind of drug is Brand X?

[@PsylomeAlpha]

MrCrazyToad either a drink like absinthe or an injection like heroine. it likely doesn't actually have any real affect on you besides making you feel unfulfilled when eating anything that doesn't contain brand X's addictive chemicals.

[@BeenieBomb]

5:15 still amazes me how he pronounced that perfectly hahaha

[@BeenieBomb]

Kurt Rustle He didn't? Aww

[@newingvaeona8907]

+Kurt Rustle do not insult the cr1tikal

[@JaKeelJyba]

I need a copy of this with the absolute masterpiece of subtitles

[@venusworship]

7 years later i still quote this video the way he moves and conducts himself…

[@snuzzlescuf]

Almost exactly one year after JonTron's video. It's like two amazing birthday presents in a row

[@brokenceilingfan5388]

And thus, with every video he laughs, So many people feel alive. Thanks, Cr1tikal!

[@itsumayo]

I wish every movie has an option for cryptic hogwash subtitles

[@santiagosandoval9861]

this is the best video i’ve seen in a while