SCIZZAHZ & WIZARD VS SHUFFLE-T & MARLO | Don't Flop Rap Battle

[@EvilGeniusHD]

This is the most under-viewed battle in DontFlop, This should easily have a million views.

[@louiswalsh70]

Just leave me alone

[@chasekinsey9983]

"in battles you state your chips are stacked to the roof, which is a hazardous waste and impractical move." Brilliant. Love from Cali

[@6oodfella]

That Oxfam ad line was class.

[@dabrainfromdaukraine]

6oodfella as someone who watches your vids, i am so happy you watch battles :D

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

I actually had to look it up. Once i found the advert i died laughing. Lol

[@Phantomdirt]

This was one of the, if not the, best 2 on 2's ive ever seen from DontFlop...

[@mensbums1]

look at other shuffle marlo ones

[@Phantomdirt]

mensbums1 I've watched them all, believe me, but in this one it was both teams that had me laughing, not just shuffle and marlo like it usually is.

[@joeskiro]

Phantomdirt I agree. The synchronized part.. never been done.

[@Phantomdirt]

joe skiro I have a feeling somebody is going to re attempt it and fail terribly...

[@mensbums1]

Phantomdirt haha yeah I see your point, I think I prefer the angles taken against those that take themselves seriously personally but this was certainly enjoyable

[@5nelling]

"There's some shit we said we wouldn't bring up, and we're men of our word... Time" Brilliant!!

[@mcmxcvii4271]

Messi in the box...Barcalona LMAO gets me every time.

[@sulimanm9087]

Shuffle and Marlo showing why they're the champs in that last round

[@jamiejaytv]

Aq qq

[@GenericCoyote]

Back again to revisit this absolute classic. All time don't flop battle

[@harux2986]

''Your girl flies around the kid like an Oxfam ad'' Wizzzz lmao, that still gets me

[@MartinDaniell7]

Marlo & Shuffle were cool like always. Wizz & Schizz though, delivered one of the funniest performances I've ever seen. One of my go-to battles if I've got a spare 25-30 minutes. 🎤🔥🎤🔥👏👏🇬🇧👊

[@jmsbwrs]

The synchronised shtick at the end was genius!!!

[@1272525tomh]

'When I'm up here wellll, it's great fun when I'm talking!' Love it

[@lozmoz12345]

Wiz and Sciz kill me every time. Something about Wiz's delivery just cracks me up.

[@wilt013]

You know they're British when they need to drink tea in the middle of rap battling.

[@GuerillaWar4s]

We asians do that too :-)

[@draper5058]

How do you know it’s tea?

[@oplex]

@@draper5058 Because we know they are British. Chicken and the egg.

[@nicholasstone1826]

Could someone explain the bathtub of beans? I just can't make it out.

[@smoothjamm]

People in the UK have raised money for charity by sitting in baked beans and friends/followers donate

[@CharlieWhite101]

Matt Lucas I think started that

[@essexdamo]

This is the only battle shuffle n Marlo have lost n they knew it aswell

[@evoke97]

+Damo Moran Marlos voice was fucked

[@NewPink14]

+Evoke Still would of lost based on material.

[@RKOunion]

No, Shuffle T and Marlo easily won. It's not even close. You don't win battles with a bunch of silly gun bars.

[@NewPink14]

Yeah i think you misspelled genius gun bars how awkward for you

[@RKOunion]

No, it's not awkward for me since I didn't misspell anything. The gun bars were silly and nonsensical and irrelevant.

[@MDubleU]

"flies around the kid like an oxfam ad" wow haha

[@urzdues3321]

Came back again for this one . Still a classic !! . Always a good laugh 😆

[@nkarchaic]

Wiz is a legend lmao.

[@roadrunneruntd]

Bloody hell Shuffle and Marlo's 3rd was golden.

[@xCarterGaming]

2v2s on dont flop are the best. They should definatly upload more 2v2s.

[@daireoruadhachain1667]

That Oxfam ad bar has to be the hardest don’t flop bar I’ve heard

[@jbin2424]

16:26 'Your set is polished for certain. You put a lot of the work in // I wish I practiced as much but I'd rather not be a virgin // ' Still probably my favourite bar ever fired at Shufflo. To this day still I come back to this battle at least once every few months. DF's golden era.

[@madhausen]

When Scissors and Wizard were up, I had a hard time trying to figure out if this was an intentional bad bars match or not. Because they had bad bars, even by the standards of a bad bars match.

[@xSpaceSauce]

+Tokka that's their gimmick. their bars are bad, but still fuckin hard cos it's big wiz and sciz

[@madhausen]

xSpaceSauce I just thought they were god awful, didn't do anything for me.

[@xSpaceSauce]

Tokka eh, personal tastes and that. i think they're jokes because it's blatant parody

[@lilbro1984]

+Tokka me either first time now they're in my top 3 2v2 teams if you catch that satire it's fucking gold

[@tijmenbruin]

watched this battle like 20 times and i just saw that huge giant speaker on the roof, looks stable XD

[@jakep1389]

This sort of battle rap is so much better than when people actually try and rap

[@karlbrown7406]

this battle is too funny, just goes to show you its not all about going beast mode.

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

Only bar that went over my head was the, "your music is good within reason". Anyone got any insight for me? lol. Hands down this is top 5 one of my favorite battles ever. EVER!!!!!

[@benjamingarcia9612]

Reason is a Digital Audio Workstation used to make music. So Marlo is suggesting instead of uploading them for people to hear, he should just make them and keep them in the program so no one has to hear his beats. Pretty clever word play lol

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

You are awesome for that bro. Thanks. Now i understand every bar. Sick.

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

@@benjamingarcia9612 hey man. What did sizz mean when he said hes like a builder having a wank the way he shoots on time? And also when he says hes in a bar full of beans like hes fund raising??? Appreciate the help brotha. Thanks bro. Have a blessed day.

[@aaronfledge]

@@michaelcheapshot3947 He said 'shoot on sight', so it's a pun on a building site. The other one I'm not sure of - I heard 'bath' not bar, but still don't get it.

[@arsenalmanic]

Quality stuff. Very entertaining, as expected from these lot.

[@EdNorty]

Wizard sure loves biscuits.

[@biscuitsbeats2815]

I love him right back

[@R.Mac_]

it's like sports day at school the way I'm clapping them nines !!YES!!

[@emvy84]

& rhymed it with Mary J Blige

[@MegaSuperUltraThingy]

Anyone know what 'Its like school sports day the way we're clapping them nines' means? I understand that a nine in this case is the gun, but what about in the school part of the metaphor?

[@theboatdrifts]

applauding 9 year olds in a race?

[@MegaSuperUltraThingy]

theboatdrifts Ahhhhhhhh! Of course! I feel like such an idiot now, haha. Thanks man.

[@ThatGuyAlly]

Is thought it was the starting gun to a race?

[@theboatdrifts]

shit that makes more sense Ally, good shout!

[@robyg89]

***** NahI'm fairly sure they mean actually applauding 9 year olds. That fits in more with their "bad bars" parody act of gun bars.

[@MrChalkTV1]

That last part from Shuffle and Marlo was incredible! So original.. had me in stitches

[@TRIPP5_Shurikens]

Watched this again finally and damn near died laughing.

[@harux2986]

''That black 40 still poppin' like Mary J Blige''

[@DJAzzieG]

That is one of the funniest battles I've seen in a hot while

[@brandonthomas6710]

Shuffle-T and Marlo are Geniuses!! That third round was amazing...There the champs for a reason. There setting the bar really high for 2 on 2 battles.

[@datura420420]

Even with sickness, Shufflo won this for me. Maybe a draw for round one, but the 2nd and 3rd from Shufflo exposed their opponents game and stepped up their own. Their opponents excel at what they do, but 3 rounds of the same stuff is an L when your top tier. Respect

[@ogjjones]

These dudes had me rolling, this battle was mad funny.

[@neemo23571]

Thank you Don't Flop. I asked for this battle when Sharlo/Muffle T won the doubles title & I haven't laughed out loud so much since April Fools show. I would rather be entertained than watch another generic rap battle. Theres plenty of other leagues and battlers that do this outside the UK for the haters. Keep it entertaining. Thank you.

[@westhammullet]

Was worried about shuffle and Marlo in first 2 rounds but they smashed that 3rd. Wow!

[@kylechermak7092]

Can someone explain the oxfam ad to me? I don't live in the Uk.

[@musicmagpiethxiv]

Oxfam is a charity that has adverts on TV asking for donations for people living in extreme poverty, usually in Africa. They'd often show emaciated children with flies on them/buzzing around them drinking dirty water and stuff like that.

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

Yes the flies thing is true. But its also a double meaning because they also had a "lift" advert where the kid was flying and when he flew around the other kids theyd fly too. So it basically it means, its the greatest battle rap line EVER!!!

[@effortlessGFX]

“My life is large and obscene, I keep the funds raising. I’m in a bath full beans, like I’m fund raising.” Absolute classic of a battle with so many quotable lines. Always come back to it. Reckon it’s the only loss Shufflo’s ever taken.

[@johnsmith-xd9ul]

damn dudes where the fuck have sciz n wiz gone? hands down they r the funniest battle rappers out there. this one was won by sciz n wiz no doubt, just watched it second time now as i remember wiz'z ray charles bar, classic.

[@Trudon]

yeah i hope they come back....make me lmao everytime

[@lilbro1984]

Scizzahz fucking killed it.

[@lilbro1984]

Legends, all of them

[@James_Sutherland]

This was hilarious. Really wanna see Wiz and Scizz vs Big J and Lefty or Joker Starr and Verb T, those would be dope match ups.

[@stoothemighty]

got to be one of DFs best ever battles. shuffle and marlo are at the top of their game here and the styles of the two pairs compliment each other so well ten out of fucking ten

[@EdNorty]

Scizzahz looks like he's gonna be the best Uncle ever in ten years.

[@tecnique000]

Shuffle and Marlo still hold the crown for these 2 on 2 battles - far more creative and subversive than any other set of rappers out there. People are only saying they lost because Marlo was ill and couldn't perform the best. Pound for pound they're untouchable. Sciz and Wiz were funny but they are nowhere near as clever with the writtens.

[@joe2393]

Entertaining battle, nice to have to a laugh at a battle for a change and not be so serious about battle rap. Always love a Scizzahz and Wizard match

[@TSB43]

great great battle from both sides #salute

[@3Horus]

Sciz and Wiz are the 2 most entertaining battle rappers ever

[@klabbro]

+Horus well.... no!

[@evoke97]

+Horus yeah not really lol

[@godoflove8057]

+Horus i see you like them abc rhyme schemes they came with

[@alexday2588]

Haha such a good battle, Love the fact dont flop still has the entertainment side of things still going.

[@sanmorris]

i lost my shit after 21:49 when shuffle said its great fun when im talking xD scizz and wiz probably got that though. funny fckn battle!

[@adrunkvagabond]

Had to come back. Legendary

[@MANGO-SAXON]

Great battle, huge fan of shufflo but i think scizz and wiz took this.

[@paulcreewrites]

This is one of my favourite battles. Could listen to Wizard bars all night. Debatable but I’d say Wis and Scizz took this

[@SamPicone]

This is one of my favourite DF battles ever, Wizard domes it.

[@michaelaveyard5224]

Shuffle T & Marlo are just sick.. The synchronisation bars and how they delivered it won it for me.

[@skibbadabba]

marlo said theres no 'and' in their name....... so is it 'shuffle t marlo'..........or 'shuffle team are low' ???????????????????????????

[@5nelling]

BARS

[@ctyesixteen5162]

One of my favourite battles :D

[@Viva_G89]

You know it's gonna be a good battle when you read "SHUFFLE-T & MARLO" :D

[@jordanandsons]

props to eurgh for setting this match up, I've wanted this for ages

[@MCJackLight]

Boom!

[@XxThatMOPARDudexX]

That with in reason line was smooth, those who dont know reason is a sound/music editing software.

[@GrandaddyCrunk]

scizzahz and wizard fucking murdered them wow

[@trademark1989est]

Rated that synchronized shit at the end, even battle though IMO. Eurgh is like the catalyst for crowd reaction when it comes to those giddy gun bars, you can tell they absolutely crease him

[@TheSaurusWins]

awesome all the way around

[@dnbsmurf]

Last part of Marlo and Shuffle's last round was probably the best thing anyone's ever done in battle rap. Epic

[@Celticcc1888]

Did he bring his tea mug to the battle

[@OsofoGriot]

Maybe I'm going stir-crazy here because I've been exposed to SO MANY GUN/SEX/MONEY BARS from Sciz/Wiz but is there something impressive about just how many cringe laughs they can get out of the same topic……? Probably not.

[@antibebo]

tell URL that

[@mensbums1]

antibebo url is often incredibly boring

[@antibebo]

Also the most viewed (outside fliptop)

[@ryangrosvenor3897]

It's Eurgh not Url.....

[@antibebo]

?

[@RVukovi]

I love the cameraman dying

[@TheSuperrrtomas]

Marlo looks like shit :/, must've had a rough time since the last battle I saw of him.

[@tuila]

Or maybe he was ill? He was losing his voice like he had a flu or some shit.

[@TheSuperrrtomas]

No, that's not it. You can see it in his behaviour too, he's always really cheerful usually.

[@redlinethin]

Open your eyes He is ill, and had a bug thats going round atm all over country.

[@doctorshemp98]

Open your eyes what so he's supposed to be happy when he's ill?

[@TheSuperrrtomas]

Doc Shemp Well.. depends on the illness.

[@CurbkidClothing]

“Say something boring, it’s great fun when I’m talking” just brilliant.

[@AceAdrian94]

1 and 2 round goes to Schizzahz and Wizard.. Marlo and Shuffle killed the third one though.

[@aaronfledge]

Massive Shufflo fan here, and reckon this is the only time they ever lost (not counting that 24-hour prep battle). They had the best moment of the battle by far in the third round, and that'd win it for me if I was taking the event as a whole, but for whatever reason battle raps are judged round by round and this was a S&W 2-1.

[@aRatherLargeTurd]

cant wait for this

[@LionelWitchieWardrob]

Don't then

[@evolutionaryapostle5488]

Wizard and Scizzahz had me dying !! Wizard was saying some crazy shit, he should sell his bars to some URL rappers.

[@michaelcheapshot3947]

Back here in 2020. This will always be one of the greatest battles in existence. The fact it's not viewed a million times makes me smh at the battle scene. Wtf are these people doing? I've tried not to give a decision on this one, but after watching it in 2020, I still think shuff and marlo 2-1. Even though this is the most competition they've ever had in a battle. Crack and Cee, bodied, quest and marv, bodied, verb and joker, triple bodied, "shut up dialect and zen", super body. This was their closest battle where it's actually possible Josh and jack took 1 and 2. But I still say 1 and 3 to shufflo.

[@andyeccles897]

Shuffle T and Marlo are probably the funniest and most consistent team, but, Wiz and Scizz are on fucking fire here!

[@chuckb420]

Can't remember the last time I put a thumbs up for a don't flop battle....

[@foolkiller8762]

Okay that synchronization shit was actually mad original, not just a Kid Twist derivative, I am impressed.

[@MeMyselfandMyPie89]

Everyone taking the piss outta Marlo saying he looks shit and that. He clearly lost his voice in the middle of the battle and respect to him for battling on.

[@willhavealook]

Arguably, both had comparably funny imagery and ideas... but if you consider quality of writing, delivery, rebuttals and the dynamic between partners; it should be pretty clear who won.

[@michaelanderson5086]

shuffle says" you wanna act american like your loe pesci" but loe is canadian?? also Those bars by Wiz about the oxfam add and barcelona are actually sick idc

[@crypticraps]

Loe Pesci acts American, I think that was the bar.

[@ThisIsMattLee]

That closer was crazy hahaha

[@paddyc9371]

It's great fun when i'm talking lol

[@RelLinkWish]

Shuffle T and Marlo are the greatest thing to happen to Don't Flop. They need to battle internationally asap!!!

[@adamski60]

there battling caustic and dirtbag dan at the next KOTD event called BOLA 5!

[@RelLinkWish]

Jheeeze that's gonna bang!!!

[@PlaAwa]

replay value mortality

[@harux2986]

How dumb do people have to be to not get the satire/parodying etc? Christ, lmao.

[@adaml3898]

AHAHAHAHAHA THE THIRD ROUND HAD ME DYING

[@chickenbeforeegg]

Shuffle T and Marlo on the usual comedic grind but can I ask HOW FUCKING AWKWARD were those other two dudes like what

[@tallmalegod]

They are using irony, take is as a joke and you can't not appreciate them

[@James_Sutherland]

Watching this and seeing how Willzy's reacting to Wiz and Scizz's gun bars, I can't help but think "Willzy wishes he was that fly" xD

[@robyg89]

One of the funniest battles you'll ever see

[@oWarCloudo]

Shuffle T v Heretic / Shuffle T v Raptor will be the funniest you’ll ever see

[@realbrogaming4105]

At least 1k of these views are me, I’ll always revert to this when I need it.

[@Dresstosweatdottv]

Wizard and SCIZ Took the first two rounds.....Marlo and T took the 3rd

[@TheJamesm2002]

What the fuck happened to Marlo

[@zenmaster666]

this is gonna be good

[@liamwhoare9936]

BIG UP TO EVERYONE THERE , WAS A SICK DAY !

[@RhodWillz]

Such a good battle