First Time Watching P*rn | Michael Longfellow | Don't Tell Comedy Secret Sets

[@ExtremelyToxic]

This guy has *it*. His jokes aren't the best written but they are delivered PERFECTLY. Funny guy

[@LaurenInesRuiz]

I think they're well written. 😊

[@narkify]

They’re good jokes, but the delivery makes them 100x better

[@1997jankuschef]

He’s also wildly handsome and that doesn’t hurt

[@ItsXochitlBaby]

Idk about all that

[@ExtremelyToxic]

@@ItsXochitlBaby well it's a good thing nobody asked then huh

[@GordonLee97]

This guy's delivery is unbelievably good. Most of these jokes would not be funny coming from any other comedian.

[@GordonLee97]

@@evaldaskarosas you're completely missing the point, my dude. I know the writing is great, but they require a delivery that contains a lot of nuance and finesse.

[@ardariusmarvelousmickell1400]

He sounds kinda like mark normand to me. P.s. I love mark

[@redledsp6681]

@@ardariusmarvelousmickell1400 i was hearing sam morril

[@ardariusmarvelousmickell1400]

@@redledsp6681 ahh I hear it now

[@George_-lu8wj]

That is the most backhanded compliment man

[@jayem7208]

I almost spit out my coffee with the"don't another" bit 😅

[@amaturearcadia]

Me too lol 😂

[@mackieincsouthsea]

The dad noise made me roll 😂

[@audiohourtapes7632]

I just did dude lol. first time. I'm no longer a virgin.

[@DekkarJr]

Mine was when his Richard Attenborough said "Ohhhh to be the hand of God..." as he slaughtered penguins with a SNIPER rifle LOL - super overkill BY A LOT for hunting most anything tbh. It's just so creative and sounds exactly like what some sort of sick Big Game Hunter version of an old english guy like Attenborough would say as he's slaughtering innocent creatures en masse haha

[@user-iw4yl7fp9p]

@@DekkarJr david

[@nikilaj]

this guy is absolutely hilarious side note: that jumper looks hella comfy

[@phaphanindeya3880]

I want that jersey so bad. It's so cool looking.

[@welpiguess]

@@phaphanindeya3880 probably a handmedown

[@meatballman9745]

@@welpiguess ¿

[@-anonymous8820]

Whats it called?

[@meatballman9745]

@@-anonymous8820 an oversized pullover jumper.

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

“You play like you have your nipples too low” Detrimental 😂

[@aAlyssN]

How do you recover from that? 😂😂

[@JediWebSurf]

Emotional damage

[@catsNplanets]

Emotionaaaaaal damaaaaaaage

[@allydea]

@@catsNplanets Is this in reference to Asian difficulty?

[@lunaruniverse3777]

Dude… someone told me I sound like I had a fat neck over game voice check. I think about it a lot. 😂😂😂

[@MichaelTurnerComedy]

Oh hell yes. Michael Longfellow is one of my favorites.

[@JoshShakespeare]

Arizona in the house !

[@wilfbreezy333]

Dude, you’re both my favorites!

[@soonerthanlater8206]

Of course he is ... Mike 😏

[@levivandijk7139]

This guy is so relaxed and chill I love it

[@DekkarJr]

his voice is very asmr

[@TCt83067695]

Plus that jumper 👌🏾

[@Shiestey]

He definitely is the type of guy that would be fun to smoke a blunt with 😂 his whole demeanor is chill

[@nevedouglas2740]

I havent laughed like that in a while! He is very funny and the perfect little escape from the stress of grad school!

[@tokethedude1103]

Bro weird flex..

[@pooghhh3801]

It’s Not a flex it’s his life he’s doing good , what would life be if you do nothing for a living

[@Jerry_Bean]

@@pooghhh3801 bro weirdflex..

[@blizz8563]

@@tokethedude1103 When did Grad school become a flex?

[@lovergirl7068]

@@tokethedude1103 how is saying what’s causing him stress a flex? Your comment is weird af

[@wissalkherbache4995]

"i'm gonna tell you a story it doesn't have an end and it's kinda gross" is how I should start every conversation ever

[@zkart8038]

The best part is that he mentioned the content being gross, right after he already spoke in details about the incredible density of his ass hair

[@alisalazar334]

“My ass? Fuck you” had my DYING 😂

[@canaisyoung3601]

There is something about that part (starting at 4:33) that's equal parts hot, disturbing, and ridiculous.

[@carolineyuen3247]

He hears a crunch when he sits down!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@nogoodcontentallowed8509]

this dude has very "funny friend" delivery. a lot of his joke structures wouldn't work with traditional standup delivery, but hes so conversational that it works

[@soonerthanlater8206]

Yup because he stole his delivery from FPS queen commander JDK

[@soonerthanlater8206]

@@JRWall-hf9mq exactly. why do you think it was so easy to take his entire existence? All the way down to the dream job at SNL.

[@360.Tapestry]

@@soonerthanlater8206 sounds delusional af

[@soonerthanlater8206]

@@360.Tapestry perhaps, better that than to be another child of rich parents with white skin from of all the places in Arizona easily the worst , snobbsdale ... at least the mormons put on a friendly front not a wanna be Bellevue one.

[@aribanahonarukas1641]

I love watching standup comedy but I barely laugh out loud, like I'd be quiet and think in my head wow that was a funny joke lmao but this actually made me laugh out loud 🤣🤣

[@PaulyinParis619]

Same…rare to laugh out loud nowadays.

[@timmplay6024]

@@PaulyinParis619 kinda sad but true

[@missjprays]

Same same. Im looking like a nut but I really never actually laugh out loud

[@ahleenah]

I think it’s because some of his jokes are really unexpected XD like you think you know where he’s going, then he throws a curveball

[@JacksonJonez]

I’m the same way and this had me laughing out loud even tho i watched it like half asleep at 6am this morning 😂

[@RedSkies30]

Well well well, someone's home sooner than I thought they would be"...🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@PrimoPete]

Funny jokes, good timing, great cadence.

[@welpiguess]

hes gonna go far right, i see it

[@pappapaps]

@@welpiguess Haha tell me that came out the wrong way 🤣

[@PrimoPete]

@@welpiguess Or some people will go far left and dub everyone else on the centre as extremists.

[@jakors]

Saw him on SNL and wanted to see more. A fantastic set. Great writing, great delivery. Really glad I found out about him.

[@szthbnsfprdctn]

"don't another" has the same vibes as "what the hell is even that?!"😂😂😂😂

[@lu3366]

daddy chill 😭😂😂

[@LE-gs9mo]

Wouldn't even blink if this guy becomes super famous "overnight." He's fantastic. Would literally listen to him talk about anything. 😎🙌

[@emyanvan4553]

You were right!! He was great on SNL

[@baleek4367]

@@emyanvan4553 I was like « finally a good newbie! » on SNL. He killed it on his very first show

[@canaisyoung3601]

@@baleek4367 As far as good newbies go, he's currently in competition between Marcello Hernandez and Molly Kearney, because Marcello's Weekend Update piece about Dominican baseball players blew Michael's piece about how he's not conservative, despite his dad being pro-Trump and anti-vax out of the water and Molly's story arc about being picked to assassinate Vladimir Putin on the pretaped sketch about how the new cast members are doing so far was much talked-about as well. I don't know about Devon Walker.

[@Dave-a-rhea]

Got those stimmies baby, those stimmies! Mmmm… Why I laughed so hard I don’t know. That’s the definition of “it” factor. Proves that comedy is so much more than just the words.

[@Futurebound_jpg]

11:00 as someone who loves david Attenborough documentaries that was HILARIOUS!

[@pappapaps]

Absolutely hilarious bastard. Never heard of him, did he just barge onto the scene all pro from the get go? There's zero fat on those jokes, what a surgeon. Please tour Europe!

[@gfox9295]

I hadn't either but youtube recommended me a 4 year old video of him on Conan, so he's been around a bit: kzbin.info/www/bejne/eqvKm4BpqpqUd5o

[@pappapaps]

@@gfox9295 I'll never understand the algorithm.

[@gfox9295]

@@pappapaps and it'll never understand us (fully, at least). ... but at least we can still randomly stumble into stuff. I actually ended up here after watching 10 other Don't Tell clips after getting to the 1st one with Katherine Blanford after a random viral imgur got me interested in the first place.

[@ttvPositiveKenny]

Yess I'm like #420!

[@pappapaps]

@@ttvPositiveKenny high five!

[@missaniebananie6473]

Seeing a dude who actually understands how to deliver not just jokes, but like dark/self deprecating jokes, while still remaining likeable and not seeming needy is so refreshing

[@Agesbadly]

Bruh the fact that his voice is ASMR and he's funny yeah he got it.

[@person-ty7jy]

His delivery is everything omg I haven't laughed this much in like years 💀💀💀💀

[@bigjerm1631]

I need to see more of this dude. Towards the end it started to seem like he was running out of material, or maybe unsure about what material to use.. but he still finished nicely. And he's definitely funny, he's got the gift and he kinda reminds me of a young Norm..

[@TheMeanderingduck6]

He's on SNL now.

[@soonerthanlater8206]

Yup he was. He doesn't have much. He stole most what he has off of JDK from the FPS. Specifically the delivery and patterns .

[@soonerthanlater8206]

@@JesseWill who are you? Nevertheless, we know what we are talking about. If the truth annoys you maybe work on yourself more.

[@JewishJeff839]

@@soonerthanlater8206 So many "experts at nothing" who live off Welfare.

[@goodnessmercybegood2all450]

It’s funny cos I told my daughter the same thing to protect her from bullies, tell them your mum said… I see now the error of my ways xxx

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

“Friend to friend, get the the f*ck outta here” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@tripulet]

Decided to watch an episode of SNL and saw this guy show up! I recognized him immediately from how many times I've watched this set lol. Well-deserved! 👏

[@ang2412]

Very funny. Cheeks hurt from laughing. I smiled through this entire thing.

[@jeffreyzie]

“Like when you close your eyes” 😂😂😂😂 man is funny is hell

[@bangtanswaterbottle7522]

Came here just because he looked comfy as fuck

[@null8384]

"CAMERAS, GET A LOOK, ZOOM!" Cameras: nah 😬

[@TheShapingSickness]

That stoplight joke was incredible 👏🏼😂😂😂

[@QuantumVoid-ro3hi]

"I don't recognize your authority" 😆

[@paynepersons6147]

Longfellow is a perfect name for this person.

[@Caledon_Dawson]

Michael is so talented and under-used on SNL! For years I have been watching him on SNL thinking he would be an incredible stand up comedian not even knowing he was one! This was my first time seeing him do it and he far exceeded what I imagined he might be like! Michael is my current favorite SNL cast member but I look forward to see what his future career might be like, I think he has the looks and talent to be one of the very best to ever come through SNL up there with Eddie Murphy, Steve Martin, Bill Murray, Chevy Chase, Billy Crystal, Dan Akroyd, ect...

[@haydenmccallum1768]

I don’t know why this man’s stories heal something inside my inner 12-year-old 😂

[@bryansandoval5728]

"Bah I had socks on" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's comedy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@JacksonJonez]

Sliding around on the family chair killed me 😂

[@DarkTechno404]

This guy has Daniel Tosh energy. He has amazing delivery. Legend in the making.

[@Intellectualchaos]

Whatever happened to him I hate to sound so young but he was my favorite

[@carlostaffanelly418]

@@Intellectualchaos he's still doing stuff but he's slowed down since covid

[@TheMeanderingduck6]

@@Intellectualchaos He's a new cast member on SNL Edit: Oh you meant Daniel Tosh - yeah I have no idea lmao

[@pauldesigncomics2625]

Totally forgot Daniel Tosh until your comment

[@JewishJeff839]

@@carlostaffanelly418 "Fake agent"?

[@joanneweiss3864]

After seeing him kill on SNL, watching all his old stuff, no wonder he's on it! Hilarious plus natural & great delivery.

[@PH-pq3vq]

"family computer chair" 😂😂😂

[@lostlang]

Dude this set as unbelievably good. Would love to see an hour special

[@isawent5204]

Smooth delivery man, owns the stage as well.👌👌👌

[@janette9872]

If he posted the link to his sweater, he would make a killing. That sweater is crushing it. Also him too. Ha ha.

[@bluntzb444lunch]

Seriously he looks like the freshest little girl but it's working 😂

[@JobbyFraggle]

Okay good job SNL, this guy’s got something and can’t wait to see where he goes with it

[@trisbreezydc2]

😂😂😂the stop light, yo this is mad funny

[@xilanceylan]

This guy is good

[@TheAC86]

I love him, he needed to be a permanent SNL cast member the first day.

[@AMadd3RHatt3R]

Voice is sooo smooth!! And he's funny af!!❤❤😂😂😂😂

[@syntax6788]

Just thank you. I haven’t hyperventilated laughing in a while and this was amazing

[@acewinters4294]

I love this guy. Such a good sense of humor! 😄

[@E3litecompany]

He said he hears a crunch when he sits down lmaoooooooo I’m done

[@mennaalashker6999]

why is his voice so soothing

[@johnking5174]

His tone of delivery is amazing. So relaxed, so chilled out. Feels like he smokes so much weed before a performance. He is so balanced in his delivery. Throwing great comedic lines into the audience, but throwing them in a relaxed way, the audience doesn't realise they are being manipulated by the comedian.

[@JewishJeff839]

Drugs aren't the answer unless they are for your mental issues...

[@forthehomies7043]

Sliding around on the family computer chair 🤣

[@le-roycletto5316]

Initially saw him on the shorts, so I had to come for the full thing😭😭🔥🔥🅿️

[@troyburriss4449]

Hahahahha. I didnt even get through my first beer and i was cracking up!

[@JewishJeff839]

Drinking isn't the answer.

[@ThatShepherdMama]

So glad to see you on SNL!!! ALMOST didn't recognize you, but you've got a recognizable delivery!

[@seanbelding8067]

Hilarious! I love this set. I listened to that Terry bit like 5 times hahah

[@kellyclo6093]

This is awesome over awesome!!! I want to marry this dude!

[@RomyaRana]

I have this urge too 🤣

[@ninjireal]

ladies, he’s mine

[@Nando_Disco]

"Hear a crunch when I sit down." LMFAO

[@Valboy380]

He's totally got the gift. Delivery, timing etc. Baby face funny AF. He's really 👍

[@JewishJeff839]

Agent???

[@artiste9357]

He's gold. Imma go and binge all his videos now

[@HEX_17]

“Horrible dad sound” amazing

[@larrygraham1163]

Just watched your stand up show MY DAD WALKED IN ON ME . I thought it was hilarious . Would love to see more of yourwork

[@leiladiallo1639]

Just hilarious 😂 I haven't laughed this loud in forever! Excellent

[@corv2731]

I know it's been said by a lot of others, but this guy's delivery is impeccable. Delivery reminds me of Jeselnik, voice reminds me of Mark Normand. Either way, this dude is great. Jokes wouldn't have worked for a different comedian, but this dude hilarious

[@JadePastry]

"It's a forest of black hair it's like when you close your eyes" 💀😂

[@cassidysmith6512]

Dude, I had to pause at 6 mins just to WHEEZE 🤣🤣🤣

[@kritishrivastava3602]

I've been watching it every month for last 4 months, still cracks me up. This hottie is my favourite comedian now.

[@chad1138]

Padh le

[@GrotrianSeiler]

Very very funny material. Great delivery. Nice!

[@vert1]

I’m a fan now. This man is hilarious

[@yoongicowboy6780]

So happy he made it to SNL

[@daodejing81]

He's smooth as butter. Very funny.

[@simgirl118]

Ha! I loved this. i really hope that we see more of him! Putting this here for the algorithm

[@bringintheheat41]

I am in literal tears, this dude is hysterical

[@mattypants]

Been a while since I found a comedian genuinely funny. This guy is hilarious, I need to find a tour schedule.

[@JewishJeff839]

Try using your porn machine...

[@vindiesel1469]

The funniest thing he said nobody caught and it was when he said he was going to tell a story that didn't end, and then he told the masturbating to computer porn lol he still does it! Lmao 😂

[@leonardtinkler9035]

That was really well presented, great timing.😊

[@LegionIvory]

I love how even when he's yelling it doesn't sound like he's yelling. lol

[@johanvanderwesthuizen5292]

Well done 👍 I just love it. Thanks 😊

[@rybanberr2770]

Absolutely killer set, I need more!

[@JewishJeff839]

"Killer"???

[@Iliveinurwalls]

I have tears in my eyes from laughing at this

[@agradabaugh3146]

The David Attenborough impression is spot on!!

[@genevieveogorman]

Laughed out loud When I sit down I hear a crunch

[@DCronk-qc6sn]

Super. No yelling - bonus!

[@KungFuHustling]

“Don’t another!!” Omfg how can that be so funny?!

[@honeymoonavenue97]

I found one of my favorite comics again. He’s incredible.

[@meilei8716]

Wow, I’ve never heard anyone go that deep into that experience before haha

[@emmettnunez8506]

every sentence has a twist and it keeps gettin funnier, instant favorite!

[@RoughTake]

OMG. This guys too good. 😂

[@Lee-xw7gf]

Thank god, I watch so much standup comedy and I honestly don’t usually laugh and it’s just an intense ironic story. This guy is actually funny

[@nguyenhoangminhtrung2779]

this is great I love his calm voice!

[@winter_marie6349]

I am literally in stitches 🤣🤣 you are hilarious!

[@keosh777]

Funny stuff 😂. Great delivery.

[@brendanfox2623]

the David Attenborough bit was hilarious

[@springtimung5567]

His sweater looks comfy

[@Sally-uu3yt]

this guy is HILARIOUS

[@byHexted]

As an LA resident I can picture this guy getting on the freeway at one of those lights, and thinking “who listens to these” then going “ooh that would be a good bit” and pulling out his phone and typing it in his notes

[@caitlinistired1050]

I keep coming back for “it’s like closing your eyes”

[@rahgodbee1]

Man this skit had me f cryin’ from laughing so much …..