Kidnapped in Florida | Katherine Blanford

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Katherine Blanford is a hilarious Atlanta based comedian that performs all over the country.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Katherine Blanford
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
Directed By: Gordie Earle III and Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark I. Davis
Gaffer and Cam Operator: Nathan Andres-Hughes
Cam Operators:
Gordie Earle III
Mark I. Davis
Cole Garrett
Kyle Kazanjian-Amory
Editor: Gordie Earle III
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recording: Michael Crumley
Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
Producers: Brad Silnutzer and Cole Garrett
Production Coordinator: Megan Hunter
Live Event Producer: Jeff Kane
Special Thanks: Our gracious hosts, SBCAST

[@niekvanwensen]

These are the best type of comedians. She doesn’t talk as if she’s telling jokes and trying to be funny but she talks like she’s just telling a story that isn’t necessarily supposed to be funny but really is.

[@Zeemas]

Yes. Like Dave Chappelle said, first thing is not to be funny, but to be a great storyteller with something interesting to say.

[@niekvanwensen]

@@Zeemas exactly, Dave is my favorite!

[@seanA416]

@@niekvanwensen story telling comedians are the best!

[@JTProductions3]

What are you talking about. The whole thing is very rehearsed

[@niekvanwensen]

@@JTProductions3 when did I say it’s not rehearsed, I was talking about the way she brings her jokes (in a more storytelling way)

[@itskatherineblanford]

So fun! But seriously no more hotties in the front row.

[@poojanoza8151]

Just wanna tell you that You are so awesome and I’ve been binge watching all your videos. Hope you come to North Carolina for a live show. Great work ❤️

[@freakslim27]

Cool finally someone that wants me to sit in the front row but seriously though you're hilarious.

[@Angelvalare]

you rock!

[@crypt0w1tch]

When you getting a Netflix or HBO special?!

[@khriziaallen5092]

Enjoyed you!

[@TheIsaeldelgadojaime]

“We took horsegirl seriously, we only had to put one horse down” Lmfao 😂

[@tripletvn]

Yes because that horse has grown in to DD and could not gallop anymore :D

[@amybrowncomedy]

"A beat is just a vegetable to me" 🤣🤣🤣

[@shakyelarnold7392]

That took me out 🤣🤣🤣

[@rackwel6819]

💀i thought she really meant a beet until ur comment😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@derrickfair276]

That was the one for me. 😂

[@JW-ml5si]

That hit nicely

[@Jjjjjjj0007]

Im confused 😕 & stoned 😳 whT she means bro

[@tkshillinz9334]

"Puppy love, same litter". I snort laughed.

[@steoneste]

That was the one that got me howling 😂😂😂

[@nonya.business]

@@steoneste Like a dog getting rutted on by her brother?

[@jendelahanif9844]

what does that mean?

[@starchild199x]

"puppy love" refers to being young and falling in love, same litter means they're related 😭

[@johnnytamale8676]

If this girl doesn't make it to having a Netflix special the comedy world doesn't function correctly. That shotgun joke was super fucking clever even if alot of people didn't seem to get it or appreciate it. And the rest of it was great too. I really hope to see more of her

[@musicbynaush]

and mark normand.. both should get em!!

[@venomdonut6905]

I watch a lot of stand up comedy. I mean I watch A LOT of stand up comedy. I mean I watch so much stand up comedy it's probably unhealthy. With that being said, I really see this girl going to the top of the comedy world. She's witty, she's freaking hilarious, and she' stunningly beautiful. The only thing to stop her is her.

[@frp1276]

Most of Netflix's "specials" shouldn't exist while they pass over people like Mark Normand in favor of funding more child sex content. Netflix's comedy world is broken.

[@squirrel_ca9745]

She is white though, seems to be the wrong colour to be these days unfortunately. I really hope so though, she was brilliant.

[@netra1814]

@@squirrel_ca9745 omg shut up😭you’re weird

[@zoeboey]

I love her delivery it feels a bit fresh and definitely adds to the set. Comes off as sort of nervous but you can tell she isn't it's like a weird mishmash. Fuck yeah Katherine keep on keeping on

[@stacysissefahy287]

💙💙💙

[@dejanmarkovic3040]

I think she genuinely has just a little stagefright, but since she's genuinely funny, she's just enjoying herself in stage...she might just be the funniest female comedian I've ever heard...and the hottest...although the two are unrelated, jussayin...

[@luinm0ss]

888 likes, beautiful T_T

[@OppaiShaddy]

Gave me Mitch Hedberg vibes with her delivery.

[@Dave-ji1yp]

DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK....NEVER POST AGAIN...THANKS...👍🤠

[@gabriellawatts9444]

"it's just nice to fit in somewhere" ahahahaa. katherine is so funny!

[@zabrizzL]

Bruhhhh S A M E

[@jamesfromthecomputer]

“A beat is just a vegetable to me,” “nevertheless she persisted,” the disappointed Jesus, the jokes about the crowd being rich because they don’t know Kroger or work retail, “puppy love same litter” this set is incredibly tight and v good

[@_DKE]

was the “nevertheless she persisted” one a reference to something? kinda went over my head there

[@godiegolem]

@@_DKE that line wasn't really much of a joke and I don't think she meant it to be. She was just transitioning to the rest of the joke by saying that

[@jonsno6994]

It might be the format of the event, but compared to more senior comedians, she goes hella fast through her material

[@YourMajesty143]

@@_DKE - It's a phrase adopted by feminist and liberal circles, and has become a political pop-culture phrase, notably popularized by the likes of Liz Warren. It's supposed to be a rallying cry for women to overcome obstacles that come in their way. The joke is mostly just a play on words, bc the girl with the bong offered her a "shotgun" and Katherine misinterprets & assumes she's a pro-gun conservative, so she responds "Nah I'm good, I'm kinda liberal" and then says "Nevertheless she persisted" implying that Katherine was the obstacle that Shotgun girl needed to overcome.

[@desroywhite9430]

The beat one is so hilarious!

[@EL-ISS]

What I like about Kat's comedy is that it doesn't seem like she even wrote a bit, but was rather just put in front of a crowd and given a mic and told to talk 😂💀

[@annikam1272]

Yeah very Maisel - esque

[@o-wolf]

Doesn't hurt that she's a complete sleeper smoke show either

[@rannaluv]

Okay, Hear me out. If Cate Blanchett and Cameron Diaz had a baby…

[@sundaymourning5329]

100%!

[@brendajackson13]

Yep!

[@wandamore8002]

blake lively's humor and voice !! and a few resemblance

[@meghamg3302]

Oooo exactlyyy

[@culinaryarts1212]

Realized after you mentioned it

[@annemanning76]

So natural and funny. Love the conversational tone

[@jeshuaneverson6649]

Get this girl a Netflix Special asap. That was hilarious

[@palesam4517]

“My cousin is meeee” 🤣😂 I think it’s how she said it that sent me… she’s so funny

[@Eva_Moj]

His name was salt daddy, we were like, “he has daughters”😂😂😭😂😂😭

[@vineshiastacks7092]

She is so adorable to me. She naturally funny asf

[@NanetteNette]

"A beat is just a vegetable to me" 😂 great set

[@aliciamadden7589]

As a sheltered Midwest girl, I feel so validated. Not a drop of this set was fictional

[@hotcomicspod]

We Stan Katherine Blanford… from the window… to the wall. 😂

[@pandajfry]

I can solve that for you. Me and a few friends face plant ugly trees for funnies. Reminds us of our childhood. Great set, look forward to seeing you on a Showtime or HBO special

[@ODessa002]

@@pandajfry yes🤖

[@brandonclark6431]

Cate Blanchett is living her Dream

[@boldnbrash7028]

She does look like her

[@wandamore8002]

@@boldnbrash7028 she reminds me of cate blanchett mixed with blake lively

[@cnalley4899]

"...dad, um, why is moms cousin on your side? " "... Eat your meatloaf..." Brilliant flow. This girl has gots to explode.

[@tracelynnsangster]

she’s hysterical! I was actually grinning and laughing out loud the whole time

[@rachel3760]

Those shotgunning and "nevertheless she persisted" jokes were funny as hell! The audience didn't appreciate them enough

[@danm1949]

First of her vids I've seen. Extremely funny, talented, great stage presence and timing!! I look forward to seeing her live.

[@ibegyounottoask9131]

I’ve laughed more at her jokes than literally any other comedian. I’m not kidding. She’s so fucking funny it’s insane. I need more 😭

[@s.danial9363]

She's genuinely one of the funniest comedian. I laughed every single second

[@VG-fk6nk]

She is, without a doubt, one of the comedians of all time.

[@redhidinghood9337]

You can notice that she prepares really well for these because sometimes she'll repeat what she said to get back into the script snd remember what joke comes next. Her hard work shows - I actually laughed fot almost the entire video

[@mariiakogan3406]

The same litter killed me 😁😁

[@c0rnp0p80]

I just discovered her from yt shorts and looked her up. She's actually pretty damn funny! Finding an actual funny comedian these days is rare.

[@deeayeveeeyees]

maybe you've been looking in the wrong places. there are plenty of funny comedians out there.

[@abolishgender3240]

I love how natural and awkward she is, it seems to be really nice and cozy to watch such show

[@terrancekayton007]

That horse joke reminds me of my neighbors like 5 year old daughter who told me her name was “Rainbow Unicorn” 😊😂😂

[@premiumdre5228]

So funny her delivery feels effortless! I think I might also have a crush on her 🤣🤣 like why is she so hot?! lol

[@Crowelephant]

This was really funny 😂 Her nonchalant style is very refreshing. It felt very real too. Very natural. She doesn't just tell jokes, she is funny. I would definitely like to see more from this person.

[@mcaito]

"Imagine ... the scholarships ... " HAHA!! did not see that coming.

[@shawnhughes7760]

Delivery is everything. Her timing is impeccable. 🎉 bravo!

[@papillonvu]

Caught a little bit of her in a short and had to look her up! She’s hilarious!!! Her delivery, her timing, the self-deprecating humor and how she brings back everything full circle!! 😂 I’ll be looking forward to her Netflix special soon!

[@emilybooher678]

Love the guy in the audience’s spit take at the Jesus pose 😂😂

[@missmillerlight]

Yes I loved that they got that on camera!! 😂

[@aintreal301]

She's a great comedian, impeccable timing and delivery

[@MJ-qs4km]

“My cousin is ME!” is one of the hardest flexes ever 💀

[@LBPreviews]

10/10 comedian I laughed so much. Love how layered some of her jokes are, and how jokes from the start of the routine get referred to later on several times.

[@Mario_1611]

Dudes, those horse noises were SPOT ON!

[@Arterismos]

Finally here after seeing two shorts from this set. Her delivery is awesome.

[@presidentanp]

“What kind of chia seeds are these?” Hahahahha

[@thelittlebean8734]

The scared puppy twerking 💀😂😂

[@Knowyourworth888]

A woman I can both adore and be afraid of simultaneously in other words a genuine Palomino

[@thaliabatchelor6335]

LOL

[@bastipear2864]

Damn, she's hilarious! Love how she executes her jokes

[@maroelsanpedro6299]

Hands down one of the best stand ups I've watched in recent memory.

[@VG-fk6nk]

Without a doubt, one of the comedians of all time.

[@austencox5388]

This was literally the best comedy show I’ve seen. The jokes were so rapid and nonstop it was amazing. I love her 💖

[@lesternantes8543]

"did you ride here?" Lol

[@geegrant865]

So many hidden jokes.. that amen joke was masterful

[@brivalentine3361]

I love this girl, her energy and personality is amazing

[@avothfis]

Natural, matter-of -fact, ebullient and connects to the audience. I'm addicted.

[@zabrizzL]

"Pinot noir from Kroger we're a Jewish bunch." Iconic quote

[@princejawfree447]

She is legitimately laugh out loud hilarious!

[@MJ-qe5lg]

I watch tons of comedians and that set was jammed packed and well played. She is very good.

[@tiffanyparkh]

She is so amazing. I really hope she gets a Netflix special

[@kevinwu7983]

Wow. She’s good. Deep. She hits all the baseline funny but is also on another level that might go unnoticed.

[@kylekazanjian-amory7867]

Katherine is hilarious!

[@jarveyjaguar4395]

Bro I smiled for 12 minutes strait, now that the video is over I can finally feel the pain 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. How is it legal to be that beautiful and equally funny at the same time ? 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@ronskelton8742]

THAT.... was amazing. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[@krowkovtuber]

she's so naturally, awkwardly cute and funny i love it

[@ZofianaQuinn]

This is all I needed in my life. She’s definetly talented and I hope there’s more of her someday

[@VG-fk6nk]

If this is all you needed in your life, then that's sad. Like depressingly so. Touch grass sometime.

[@ZofianaQuinn]

@@VG-fk6nk what’s sad is you assume things about people and have nothing better to do in your life then judge what people say, even more so when it’s over an over exaggerated statement.

[@VG-fk6nk]

@@ZofianaQuinn This was a lesson in: "Be careful with your words, because they might just end up painting you as a deeply sad person." Seriously, touch grass. Because the response you gave is sharp, defensive. Like I've hit a nerve. Yikes.

[@ZofianaQuinn]

@@VG-fk6nk you hit no actual nerves, everything gets on my nerves due to pregnancy lmfao. I shouldn’t have to watch what I say, when clearly your pushing your own depressive thoughts onto someone who was, s stated before, saying something positively in an hyperbole sentence, especially relating to someone’s career. Nice try though 😂😘

[@VG-fk6nk]

@@ZofianaQuinn Denial - don't admit a nerve has been hit. The people who do that the most are the ones who's nerves were hit. Personal fluff for credibility to the lie - "I'm pregnant" Deflect and project, while in full defence mode - "no u" in summary. Anyway, I don't enjoy verbally abusing pregnant women. So you're now allowed to leave.

[@jamesy1]

Katherine's deliveries on the jokes and punch lines are absolutely brilliant

[@JuaniqueVerde]

Salt Daddy. Oh we’re safe, he has daughters 😂

[@thelegend_2784]

6:57 IM FUCKEN DEAD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

[@autumnstoptwo]

"a beet is just a vegetable to me" 😂😂😂😂

[@kfelix13]

One of my favorites! Love Katherine!! Hella funny!

[@wynoglia]

I absolutely love her awkward energy

[@rs0n]

This was incredibly good. Hope we see more of her!

[@dominuss7835]

She is the funniest female comedian I saw so far! I was constantly entertained. Also loved her talk and gestures!

[@Dojan5]

She’s really good! I want more.

[@amybrowncomedy]

Katherine is so FREAKING funny!!!! Get ready world!!!

[@mopnem]

I like the energy/quirkiness

[@krowkovtuber]

my god she's the only female comedian i've ever watched a full video of and couldn't look away or pause. she's sooo good i really hope she gets mega famous and have many netflix specials!!

[@bradlivesdreams]

Damn. She is so funny! Great work. Love the BIKES

[@qwunatai6983]

Wow She is soo good. She should have a Netflix special and have more stand up!!

[@iamchibisango]

She needs her own Netflix special! She's hilarious

[@avishekchatterjee9973]

Probably the most beautiful comedian I have ever seen, and hilarious with a unique delivery style.

[@la1498]

She is truly hilarious!! I need more. We need more. The world needs more!

[@JohnnyVega-cc2rq]

She had like a delayed delivery and it works for her. She doesn't overdo it and she is just sarcastically funny. Look forward to more material from her.

[@kcurby]

Highly intelligent. Real unique. Love it!

[@hjb2221]

Her delivery!!! SO GOOD

[@barockhill]

I’m my own cousin 🤣🤣🤣 I loved this entire set. Netflix asap!!!

[@stitchface008]

Fantastic set!!! I love your delivery and rythem!!!

[@logansingleton8459]

"Took a sip from the devils tea"

[@eazym2883]

Katherine is going places, this is some of the phreshest comedy I've heard in a while.

[@kingalonsoiv]

Saw her on a short, less than 30secs and here I am watching a full video and about to look up more. She's a breath of fresh air, I love her sarcasm, natural delivery, she's likeable and I especially loved the lack of "vagina" jokes and putting men down routine that we see all too much. Netflix special material!

[@ghxsty_]

putting men down? bruh

[@kingalonsoiv]

dont get me wrong, there are male comics that put down women for no reason, that's also a turn off. I'm just saying we don't need to do that, to be funny. sure, small doses and hits here and there is fine but if that's your whole material? come on.

[@ghxsty_]

@@kingalonsoiv i mean, everybody has their own sense of humour but personally i don’t mind some offense stand up comedy

[@kingalonsoiv]

@@ghxsty_ exactly. I totally agree, she's my brand of humour is all I'm saying. Have a great day

[@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640]

For me, offensive jokes about men/women (more simply a joke where saying something offensive about men/women is the punchline) have just been so overdone that all that's left is the offensive part. Haha men stupid haha women b¡tchy. It's like potty jokes, occasionally they can work, but we've heard it all before, it's not funny anymore.

[@MavraTealSun]

Netflix needs to have a chat with you, Katherine. Hilarious! 🔥😂

[@jorton19]

This is so fricking good. I am deceased!

[@nuviberecordings]

Wow so funny, I love how her delivery. She has something special.

[@colejarvis3098]

🤣🤣 Holy f*ck I'm actually crying from laughing too much. That hurts. Haven't laughed that hard In a while.🤣🤙🍻

[@ChessJourneyman]

Puppy love, same litter 😂😂😂

[@TheJennyJennings]

I love this woman!!!

[@sophthekittie]

She was extremely funny and likable… can’t wait to see her go far in this industry 🥲🥰

[@LukaasPeterson]

The delivery is insane!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jaym1474]

Puppy love-same litter 🤣

[@bubbercakes528]

This young lady is wonderful! A comedic Cameron Diaz vibe!

[@jarcadipane2849]

Unbelieveable ! great jokes, great timing !!!

[@monicag5788]

This girl is hilarious 😂😂🤣🤣 best comedy sketch I’ve seen in years!

[@joshkw2328]

She needs a Netflix special , no way she can’t get one, every joke was a gut buster