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[@qwmf05gcpt42]

donut is there any hope?

[@iamcrimsonspecter2]

Ellen! Give DONUT BACK HIS CHANNEL!!

[@federicovelutini6115]

why dont you post this in the description?

[@cgmislive]

Donut Operator why are the police dragging this out

[@Ryan-wz4un]

Donut Operator Whats more fun then a sovreing citizen a drunk sov

[@_scions]

Sir you can't drop anchor in the middle of an intersection

[@memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346]

Yeah it damages the heck out of the pavement .

[@philyamascunt7518]

The blacktop will foul an anchor 99.9%of the time

[@coureurdesbois8316]

A shark of all things should know

[@lowpinglag]

Hahaha, perfect comment!

[@briannotafan3368]

i did what yesterday???

[@jimsawtelle3133]

where is SLEDGE when you need him

[@ReformedSooner24]

Jim Sawtelle At first I was thinking the Operator Sledge lol.

[@michaelbrainard9912]

And Irish

[@TheMediumDaddy]

SLEDGE for president.

[@ryankirkpatrick49]

@Squirrelcake From a previous video. Absolute badass

[@pizazz57]

In a previous video, an Officer had a call sign of "Sledge" on his vest. He was the second officer on the scene to help a driver exit the vehicle.

[@elizabethandeldinkamberovi1929]

The fact he didn't get suplexed out of his vessel by them cops in the first 30 seconds is astronomical...

[@Nope-move-along]

these are the most patient officers I have ever seen

[@brian_2040]

It's because if something happens, the police will be crucified for upholding the laws.

[@jweezy5490]

This is rediculous, the captain was just waiting for the eastern winds to pick up so he could resume his voyage

[@earlobe8673]

This deserves more likes

[@johnmalcum2504]

Had us in the first half not going to lie

[@thewhisperreaper3537]

sledge wouldnt of stood for this nor irish

[@walkerh2745]

The whisper Reaper sledge would’ve sucked up your window, no questions asked lmao.

[@mikefelty2625]

I was gonna say the same thing. Sledge would've ripped him out of the car.

[@bluev7427]

The whisper Reaper LOL

[@elis4192]

Lol ya

[@Irishpride7777]

Fucking A

[@kylek6922]

Cops should've been like "bro your ship is going down fast, we're the coast guard and we're here to rescue you, now quickly slip on these wrist-water-wings and step into our lifeboat so we can save you from the loch-government-lizard-monster".

[@justforever96]

He is talking (trying to talk) in a legal sense. Sov cit, so if he declares its a vessel then it's under maritime law

[@85Studios]

@Donut Operator, I know this is old, but please do more like this, I had so much fun watching this. This is hilarious.

[@lynnmoyer1114]

ABSOLUTELY!! 😂😂

[@codybyers7167]

Yarrrr! 😂

[@DonutOperator]

God why did I ever shave my mustache off.

[@Eibsirf]

I actually didn’t recognize you when I first saw a video of you without it.

[@kittyhawk3831]

Wait... THAT WAS YOU!?

[@brucegoldy4973]

All babyfaced and stuff

[@MommaRed1862]

Cuz your wife said so! I had to shave mine for police academy :’( funny you have to be clean shaven in academy but not as an officer!

[@Nasx323]

never again please😭

[@Distant_INC]

"Sir, your vessel is sinking. You must abandon ship immediately."

[@srvfan454]

"A liquor captain never abandons a sinking shit-ship." - Jim Lahey

[@Xtoff]

What is the ocean's probable cause to invade my vessel?

[@SirFapsAlot]

That probably would've worked . Seriously

[@dalezapple2493]

LMAO

[@TheFiReLoRd777]

Black captain jack sparo

[@jameswest8280]

He wasn't sleeping in traffic, he was homesteading.

[@vaultboya6253]

I kinda chuckled while the cop casually slipped on his work gloves. I thought "Oh boy, this guy is getting out of the car."

[@johnnyfavorite1194]

Sounds like he’s drunk. If he’s a Boat Captain, he must be Captain Morgan.

[@OdysseyK]

Lol

[@briannotafan3368]

yo ho ho & a bottle of rum make him walk the plank

[@greyhawk5258]

@Randall W I will r/whooosh you now

[@thehomelessmuff]

Nice

[@PutItAway101]

hard to tell if sovtards are drunk, their retardation makes them sound drunk/stoned all the time.

[@Timothy-NH]

He's actually making just as much sense as a sober sovereign citizen!

[@CSGOLegendaryGaming]

Yes

[@memadmax69]

If you don't under stand a soverign citizen, then you need to study the constitution MOAR...

[@memadmax69]

Really? So quoting from the constitution is a mental disorder? I suggest a new place of living for ya at GPS coords: 39°02'1.86" N 125°45'15.55" E

[@MrNick417]

MeMad Max you mean the articles of confederation right?

[@EscapeWasAtHand]

This dude is a sovereign citizen. You can tell by the slang that he used

[@Centrifuze]

I hope when this guy sobered up, they made him watch this entire situation OVER AND OVER again.

[@davidhandyman7571]

That would be a "cruel and unusual punishment" but hilarious.

[@jeffpienta4532]

​@@davidhandyman7571some judges would rule that's not unusual, but actually fitting

[@commentsforthealgorithm1740]

I hope that they did and he has a lot more appreciation for the police. And now knows that police exist.

[@TheSeventhChild]

My favourite part was the collective shock of the officers ceasing to exist after he realized it was no longer 1929 and he was actually alone in his boat at the intersection

[@georgewashington4007]

U know for being that drunk, he did a pretty good job at confusing everybody including himself lol

[@kcrtxbw.4349]

Makes you wonder how he got all that BS ingrained so deeply, that he can still pull it up while being so drunk off his a** that he can barely speak..

[@paulriversred738]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣right

[@jacknedry3925]

Hello Mr. Washington!

[@poketcg1592]

man you cracked me tf up lmao

[@gram.]

I juz wun axe yew.... I axe yew have a rennel cah? I speurghbleurghburrdahdurrfleurrrdagurrburrrr

[@dylanpurandare6245]

“Is he getting drunker” This man is such a sailor he gets drunk just sitting in his vessel

[@Undefinablebeast]

Steeler Nation03-6 quality stuff

[@gorillaau]

15 men on a dead's man chest... yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum.

[@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333]

He probably isn't drunk, he's probably just exhausted from listening to his own bullshit. I'm halfway through the video and my brain is exhausted. I'm going to have to sleep off this video when I'm done.

[@ligmabean3023]

Drives a vessel to a mom's houseimeanpickupkids

[@2ndsunn324]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bradcarlson7828]

Ive binged watched your channel for 3 days on my respect for law enforcement just went through the roof

[@jonbamber9966]

Those have to be the most patient officers I’ve ever seen in my life.

[@jmnori]

“There is no one in injury.” The difference between a sober sovereign citizen and a drunk idiot is indistinguishable.

[@EscapeWasAtHand]

Given how this idiot says things like that I assume he’s just a drunk sovereign

[@dphorgan]

Deep_6ix Most are drunks with their licenses suspended for DUI/DWI

[@1L6E6VHF]

Breath test Alcohol=drunk Venison= sovereign citizen.

[@jeffreyvanderhorst223]

Failure to show a boating license

[@worsethanjoerogan8061]

Lmao

[@DonnieDarko1]

😂

[@chillcentaur217]

* insert SpongeBob going to jail here * XD

[@penguin12902]

Not wearing his PFD, no fire extinguisher easily accessible in the vessel.

[@kaloren7268]

The police officer had miles of patience I would not have been so calm.

[@awakenthewoke1091]

Next time your wife gets mad at you for drinking just say " I drank the beer but I threw it back up so no drinking has occured" 😂😂😂

[@Steve-ec6ed]

"He had the right to remain silent...but he didn't have the ability" - Ron White

[@CanadianOmelette]

But can he claim to have been thrown into public

[@alexanderkornegay1036]

Classic lmao

[@DigitalRX2r]

But man, the hell if he didn't make more sense than most sovvies despite being hammered. He used real words and tried to take the time to enunciate them properly. I'd give him a solid 8/10 for form and function on the sovereign citizen score board.

[@DanPullsSumo]

Bruhh😂

[@BillKrayer12thMan]

Well played,you win the internet.

[@FuckNameImagination]

"Who am I?" Man is a philosopher not appreciated in his time

[@stephenmitchell3569]

He's a product of Affirmative Action and fakebook!

[@AnAmericanMusician]

@Sir Royston You should be.

[@memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346]

As Emily Dickenson said "I am Nobody !"..... Not really I'm Chriss .

[@danfernandes657]

There's a time to be patient and then there's a time to put hands on this guy. Just like donuts said this guy could have stepped on the gas really hurt somebody

[@katelookabaugh9803]

It drives me absolutely insane that the people ALWAYS ask the same question over and over but interrupt you when you try to answer.. and then use that as their defense that you never answered their question 😐

[@dragoninthemoon7719]

My blood pressure is elevating as the situation draws out. Dang dude. Just give them your boat license and step out of the boat.

[@IllUMINATED33]

Too funny. Best comment.

[@TheOgCokeTSB]

But the guy walking his boat in the world didn't have probably cause, the cops obviously don't know the law, like he said😒😮‍💨

[@Mr.Finklebottom]

Spongebob incarnate.

[@michaelholland9701]

😂 has he been on the soup

[@axioaxis9539]

Don’t forget to let him know to drop his anchors or the vessel will “roll” away

[@goldsea1678]

This mans brain must be playing a constantly slurred version of the pirates of the Caribbean theme

[@themrnixter]

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[@carbinewolf]

@@themrnixter Holy shit I just died laughing

[@CaptainTrout]

I don't remember the N word being in that theme song, weird.

[@brockcoderre6086]

Easily some of the best Donut commentary I've seen. I've actually laughed aloud like a crazy person multiple times during this video. Comedy gold. Road Pirates Zero Not A Person Man In A Vessel ONE

[@Gdub33]

This is hilarious. Also scary that someone that drunk is behind the wheel.

[@baylinwilson6438]

Drunk: “do you see my hands” Cop: “yes” Drunk: “good cause I don’t”

[@giveitall1992]

It's like a set up for a magic trick

[@helio2942]

Do I have probable hands?

[@PoW_22-AME_Gaming]

This is fucking gold

[@WindowLickingDeer]

This took so long, I'm surprised he wasn't sober by the end of the traffic stop.

[@alcoholic9496]

That was his plan, stall as long as possible to sober up.

[@veggiemetal7812]

Lolololol

[@retard_activated]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Zeratul3598]

hahaahaahahhahhahhahahahahahahhaha

[@kingcosworth2643]

I don't understand why the police are told to try and be rational with irrational people. Say one time what needs to be said so you don't get in trouble, that smack the guy down.

[@MedicallyHigh]

“You see my hands right?” Sounded like he was trying to start a magic trick to the officer lol 😂

[@robertshick8992]

"I'm not committing an emergency " I am finding some way to include this in conversation at least once a day

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

I also like the phrase "I overstand everything" Just the twist of turning "understand" into "overstand" alone is a stoke of drunken genius.

[@WaldoCarmen]

Honestly, these cops took waaaaaay too long to arrest this guy.

[@fosterscott6674]

i found waldo

[@0o0ox]

@@fosterscott6674 racist!

[@swakner]

exactly can we just get a new rule that says the second they start spouting sovereign citizen shit they just get pulled out of the car and arrested so we can move on.

[@art3mis728]

@@mottlement3571 wow you are WAY off the joke

[@art3mis728]

@@mottlement3571 the dudes name is Waldo... and the dude you replied was also making a joke

[@briannotafan3368]

i just drank a bottle of jim beam he's starting to make sense to me now

[@ebayguy38]

😁🤣

[@memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346]

I obviously haven't drank enough yet.... Without donut operators translations I can't understand a damn thing this "boat captain" is saying. Ok, and how did this drunk idjit become a boat captain. Like others have said Captain Morgan is about about as much of a captain this guy will ever be. Poor captain Morgan.

[@PatronSaintA]

What's in that Jim beam

[@Kev_the_panda]

Joseph Stalin alcohol

[@Kev_the_panda]

LED_ZEPPELIN- WarewolfGirl-73 the guy kept saying vessel in the place of car

[@Excel-erate-]

I would legitimately watch this for two days, I love this guy's logic.

[@davechezem3222]

He wasn't sleeping, his car was in anchor mode. LOL

[@forestplaysisaac]

Vessel*

[@nk14zp]

Dry dock.

[@thecrippledrummer]

nk14zp his dinghy was in dry dock

[@tylerjohnson4898]

His vessel has power anchors

[@alan-1768]

Yeah they had to stop to give the anchor a chance to work

[@MrLembnau]

That female officer is legendary.:"Step out of your vessel" i lost it there

[@allduckslikewater8017]

Well from what I seen she was having lots of fun

[@dablair8587]

Right before saying « you don’t have the right to ask questions « d u m b p o l i c e

[@PapiBoaty]

@@dablair8587 you’re really going to take things that out of context?

[@adrianhernandez1328]

@@dablair8587 really? That’s what you’re pointing out? Out of all the bullshit, this is what you pointed out?

[@DeathDealerAFD]

I came here to say this, A. She said step out of your vessel, love it, and then Holmes showed up with the gloves having none of this lol, he said alright, GTFO LMAO. Great video, I've been to that intersection, and I couldn't imagine talking to the police this way, they were very accommodating. Euclid police are scary, South Euclid police are like swat on crack, I don't really know how this guy got so far. An angel was watching over him lol

[@christyaustin4833]

I think that was about 20 minutes of too much patience with no consequences.

[@DangardsBrain]

I'm waiting for him to say "I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever you say bounces off of me & sticks to you!"

[@KingRyanoles]

Suspect: “I’m the captain of this vessel!” Officer: “I’m about to shiver this guy’s timbers.”

[@memorialled_zeppelin-warew1346]

I laughed way to hard at your comment. But it did make my day. Thanks.

[@WhistleTeets85]

LoL 😁

[@taylorrivale9194]

Legit laughed at that

[@unikitty5131]

Brilliant 😂🤪🙄

[@adamelliott2302]

By who's authority????? Neptune, King of The Seas! Now, get out that damn vessel!

[@Saanonymous80]

I am an Almighty Golden Shellback. By the authority of King Neptune get your Pollywog Azz out of the vessel

[@jagjitkailey5366]

Lol

[@Lobsterwithinternet]

@@Saanonymous80 HOOYAH! 🤜

[@jessicarabbi5216]

He probably would have agreed very quickly lmao

[@nateryan8167]

Just though i would check out some of your older videos and my lord was this fantastic 😂

[@lucasharden4595]

he looks so different💀💀

[@trevisaf]

I have been binge watching donut vids and this one takes the cake. An oldie but a goodie!

[@dirtydan9785]

"Is anybody bleeding? Is there damage to a vehicle?" "Not yet." Ooh we got some shade

[@anth3368]

Dirty Dan That cop about to drop a sick diss track

[@thraxpaxx210]

Just saw that right as he said it

[@hunterg24]

I'm impressed. He's so drunk and yet he was able to hit all the Sov Citizen talking points.

[@ignaciosavi7739]

That's how those talking points came about

[@Domaorn]

makes me wonder if a whole group of people out there are being taught or finding youtube vids that explain it to the point that you could be drop dead drunk and still..... hmmmm wait a moment

[@Folker46590]

They have BS lawyers telling them what to say to try to confuse cops into letting them go. They always lose in court and the jails are full of these types of idiots. The Articles of Confederation, that they always try to use, were superseded by the Constitution and are NOT relevant and have not been for over 200 hundred years. Yet they keep trying to use them.

[@DubWubs]

Sovereign Talking points? You mean legal law?

[@hunterg24]

@@DubWubs how about you use the same talking points to police and/or a court of law and see what happens? Make sure to film it and let everyone know if your cell mate takes it easy on you the first night.

[@sagrammyfour]

I was feeling down today--thanks for the laughs.

[@eddiemilner5344]

I recently came across a no parking sign that said something along the lines of ‘no cars or vessels’ and I chuckled to myself and wondered what dumbassery had to transpire for that to be specified on a sign

[@ActualHumanPerson]

They should replay this video on loop in his cell.

[@linklgas1691]

Guantanamo Bay

[@bobbastion7335]

Goodun

[@RyanMiller3039]

Jose Perez II nope

[@chickenis1]

He's probably dumb enough to still agree with himself

[@sun1052]

BigK I think the Geneva convention would be after that department for doing that no one should have to sit through that

[@youtakethemoonandyoutakethesun]

When you try to complete a 100 point Speech check with 11 Speech

[@rrex1392]

Tech Master more like low intelligence in New Vegas

[@crocop6873]

😂

[@jamesp5644]

When all your skill points are in strength

[@joshuabaker4916]

When your points are in endurance

[@gamman1]

When you try to stop the road pirates from taking your walk boat.

[@justinlezu793]

Those are the most patient cops I’ve ever seen

[@thelurkingpanda3605]

"I wasnt doing anything" *Yeah thats the problem*

[@ryanband0]

On of my favorite teachers would call out the fuckheads in the back when they weren’t messing around. They’d say “I wasn’t doing anything” and he would go “exactly” in a snarky voice lol. Even better, he just let people not pay attention and fail and laughed. Sink or swim.

[@silvermediastudio]

He couldn't have been *asleep,* because he be *woke.*

[@BobbySacamano]

I honestly thought I wouldn't make it through this whole video, but every time I was like, "oh, I'm gonna skip ahead a little," it became increasingly more hilarious. I'm somewhat newer to the channel, and working through the backlog.

[@vikinggracegaming4291]

“You might want to call the chief, or whatever” 😂😂😂🤦‍♀️ This dude and his boat 😂😂

[@marshallpaintingservices5335]

This guy sounds like every comedian imitating a drunk.

[@GalootWrangler]

Foster Brooks lives on.

[@scottkirkland6139]

Sounds like he is doing an inpression of a Martin Lawrence acting drunk.

[@ericgranberg7971]

What do you do with a drunken sailor?

[@CorundumDevil]

....that is... entirely possible, come to think of it. Not asserting that it's true, I just wouldn't be surprised by _that_ conclusion, either. People are trolls.

[@camerondiflo3828]

@@CorundumDevil Yeah but this guys sounds super drunk. I dont think that I have ever heard a drunk man or a sober person trying to imitate a drunk sound like this. Im not around very many drunk people so idk.

[@dot7084]

"I haven't committed an emergency"

[@ryanbahnsen9314]

" I don't under or overstand"

[@RedRider2001]

@@ryanbahnsen9314 time stamp?

[@RedRider2001]

15:14: "I don't I don't I don't I don't reckunize any car. I don't reckunize I don't reckunize any any any, any any being, so...."

[@notanaftagent8444]

I was just cringing thinking of how different the scenario would have been if an ambulance is trying to go down the road he was blocking

[@mr.doctor8899]

Hats off to them I would have not been so calm and collected.

[@shadowmaster7333]

“Train on the water, Boat on the track, Train and the water boat on the track” - oG Peter

[@cadman0752]

Vessel Owner: “Do you know Obama!?” Road Pirate: “No I do not know Obama.” Vessel Owner: *visible confusion*

[@duffeldoffer]

Osama-Bama has a boat..... full of holes.

[@erichighsmith7299]

I literally laughed out loud when the female cop said “step out of your vessel 🚢 “ 😂😂😂

[@christopherg9806]

I always appreciate subtle, wry humor.

[@ChuckFinelyForever]

Points for effort Lol

[@SwimDeeep]

Holy shit I just BUSTED out laughing so loud when I read this I haven’t got to that part yet 😂😂 Look when the cop opened the door he kinda got it together for a sec. I THOUGHT he was pretending to sleep and be drunk and like then perked up like “HAHA GOT YOU DONT OPEN MY DOOR THATS ILLEGAL”

[@Ropelessromantic]

She was a good sport

[@Lord_Shadowfang]

@DakotaWX Same as when he said, "I'm going to my mom's house to sleep," then he says "I'm on my way to pick up my kids." Almost immediately after he changed his story, the cop opened his car door.

[@chadmccoy8032]

Been watching his newer videos. Geez, just a kid! LOVE the channel.

[@felixlowe7997]

I have to admit, his logic is flawless.

[@WinterWolf1045_]

Anyone else notice that at first he said "I'm going over to my Mom's house to sleep!" Then he changed it to "I am going to pick up my kid."

[@mitchpatlin3978]

WinterWolf_Of_SoCal Weird if it wasn’t for that, I think he would have been good to go

[@tortillajoe235]

Just when i read this he said I am going to pick up my kid

[@Bakerstreetgaming]

He states multiple different things

[@mandydecosta180]

@@tortillajoe235 yea the moment he said "im just going to pick up my kids" DANGER WILL ROBINSON DANGER

[@GusMortis]

Lying perhaps? 🤔

[@punchdrunkatheist]

I feel sorry for him. It wasn't all that long ago that I was caught sleeping in my walk boat. I was immediately harassed by maritime felons who were trying to commit me with proper causes while I had done no emergency. They proved no civilish infraction, yet still pulled me from my vessel and illegally assaulted me in front of the red lights.

[@Greybews]

Aardvark hhhh, this can make it to Hollywood..

[@samfosdick9874]

Aardvark I'm sorry this happened to you. I'm an attorney...may I take your case?

[@punchdrunkatheist]

Unfortunately, as I'm a sovereign non-emergency maritime traveler, I will be representing myself in an open air court near the highway sea.

[@jayminer9416]

HAHAHAHA, Best post so far, Donut.....send this man a free shirt!!!!!

[@SkylabBeats]

pin this comment now 😂

[@beastmodeforever86]

Oh yes, it drove me crazy. I love that your videos like these are way better edited

[@justinkeys4461]

DONUTOPERATOR Rules!!! This is some of the most entertaining shit I've seen. I can't help but think that the first officer probably got chewed out for not putting an end to this in a more speedy fashion and wasting the brasses time. Funny as hell though!

[@jimmyyeakel615]

Maybe he thinks that if he filibusters long enough, his blood alcohol will drop into acceptable levels.....only 10 more hours to go.

[@bschoer3492]

Uhhhh... Filibuster

[@PSC4.1]

B Schoer Filibuster- an action such as a prolonged speech that obstructs progress in a legislative assembly while not technically contravening the required procedures.

[@Misha-dr9rh]

It would take a lot longer than 10 hours for his shriveled plum of a liver to deal with more alcohol than blood.

[@LordLongDong69]

This dude is going to wake up hammered still

[@ExternusArmy]

Robert Johnson it was a reference to a show - It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[@thoughtful_criticiser]

He has a cunning plan! He's going to waffle on until he is sober enough to pass a breath test. Absolute genius.

[@storm---2650]

Captain 5th of jack: "Is there anybody bleeding? Is there damage to a car?" - Officer: "No, not yet..."

[@deadeyetopher8621]

Ever turn off the TV and your dad snoring yells hey I was watching that😂

[@jonnyb.animationstutorials7119]

"Is Sleeping a crime?!" Yes, when you're sleeping in your car, in the middle of the intersection.

[@PeachyIceTea86]

Why is that so hard to understand? How many times did he ask the officer the same question over and over again, my god!!

[@michaelkorare3536]

Didn't you hear him Its a boat not a car

[@typicalasianguy1805]

@@michaelkorare3536 Ah yes! Sailing in 7th seas so nice until you have some pirates raid your boat because you were sleeping.

[@michaelkorare3536]

@@typicalasianguy1805 That's why you have weaponry on you boat at all times, like cannons to blast them pirates to the 8th dimension.

[@cprbird5464]

*boat

[@charlieemike]

It's like he was getting drunk at a party and someone explained the sovereign citizen shit, and he only kind of remembered.

[@outofbluepills]

Or he is permanently stupid, somebody explained some sovereign citizen bullshit to him, and he figured that this makes him an attorney.

[@jeffambrosia5678]

Did he just say,"you opened my vessel? you're charging me with no crime..this guy is the new Dave Chappelle..lol..what's your proppa cause?

[@jeffambrosia5678]

After explaining 100 times,drag his stupid ass out.

[@Lellobeetle]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@danfromga3002]

This comment is an example of comedy brilliance, perfect delivery.

[@agamnon2619]

I was playing Drunk Bingo, Bork Bork Bingo, and Soverign Citizen Bingo all at the same time.

[@Acesmcnugget]

Sometimes I have nightmares that I'm watching this video and it never ends, this guy just keeps going in the same loop forever and the cops just never pull him out of the car. In the dream I've been watching it for days, and he still wants to know what crime they committed him with.

[@simplekid4328]

"I have 5 kids" "Then act like it" "YOU act like it!" 👁👄👁

[@dartmoordave]

I'm amazed he could concentrate long enough to impregnate someone?

[@user-du1dm2ch4e]

he is probably on a bottle of whiskey :D

[@kiwisontoast]

@@dartmoordave surprised he was sober enough to get it up

[@Philostipher]

This dude walked out of his house that morning yelling that he can't breate

[@randygueller6252]

should of wrote him a ticket for not wearing a life jacket

[@gearreviewwithswampy5794]

Randy Gueller lol that’s good

[@SnuffitLabs]

You can also cite him for not having a fire extinguisher too. He's also missing his registration number near the bow of his "boat".

[@gearreviewwithswampy5794]

SnuffitLabs lol

[@gearreviewwithswampy5794]

SnuffitLabs I know I can

[@jonenglish6617]

beat me to it.

[@theschwentkefiles]

what better backdrop than the change of day to night while this guy drags things on forever

[@dudeimbaked1112]

“I don’t understand or overstand” 😂😂😂

[@JohnCyzycki]

You absolutely missed the fact he claimed he just flew in, was heading to his mother's to go to sleep...then seconds later stated he was just heading to pick up his kids...

[@cocaineinmyvein]

Why did you throw "absolutely" in there?

[@RavenWolf515]

I think his kids are at his mother's.

[@CleanMusicHD223]

His kids were probably at his mother's

[@Jack_Assin]

His mother also lives in Atlanta Georgia, while he’s talking to an Ohio officer 👌🏼

[@hello-nq3ze]

@@CleanMusicHD223 typically when you say pick up his kids, you're planning to leave the place with your kids you're picking them up from. But he initially said he's going to sleep at his mother's place. You can't both pick up your kids from your mother's place and sleep there

[@goawaybaizuo]

This officer should get an award for patience!

[@gypsy9280]

Truth & Knowledge I would have just pull him out

[@caulifleur]

No, for wasting waaay too much time

[@Eoccdb]

They are only making traffic worse. They wasted way too much fucking time letting that idiot talk.

[@paulcastillo36]

Truth & Knowledge Amen brother.

[@mattladds7502]

@@Eoccdb Attempt to talk!

[@Zachalackalackalack]

I just started following your channel the other day and I absolutely love it. Also I wonder if you have the 1 video of the Springfield Illinois cop fighting the ladies kid that wouldn't stop threatening him and the cop actually didn't arrest him after

[@chrscmp214]

People make fun of me but I fully understand the term "sleep". My friends make fun of me because they say you mean you were ",sleeping". I said nope, I'm sleep 🤣

[@ifly300]

This interaction went about 20 minutes longer then it had any reason. He got the 2 most patient cops in the world. 99% of cops would have ripped has ass out of that car 2 minutes in.

[@luisvelazquez7257]

If he didn't pause every 5 seconds to the video would have been 3 minutes long.

[@ifly300]

@@luisvelazquez7257 I see math isn't your strong suite. Even with donuts interjections the video is still substantially longer then 3 minutes. My point still stands that those cops where very patient with a drunk idiot.

[@denyosworld2620]

Agree, good cops

[@daviddonaghy7568]

I sure would have been one of the 99%.

[@HawkeyeCR52322]

Sarge is like.. Goddamn it boot, why didn't you taze him and be done with this

[@spoot3613]

omg its 2021 and im watching this donut frickin looks like a teenager

[@aidenpommee766]

Yes he does

[@ruffles886]

Mustaches work wonders. It’s like every man should have one

[@teutonicknight9041]

For real!!!!!! He looks like my brother, who ironically is in his thirties but looks like a 12 yo when he shaves.

[@winowarrior9392]

He does and.... Anyone like, uh gotta have a driver's license to drive so get tf out of the car. ???

[@nateharrington6773]

Key to getting likes - State the year. Noted

[@nicknamerogers]

I love it the dingus says “is anyone bleeding or any car damaged?” The officer says “not yet.”

[@readyeddie2065]

How is it that with cops they’re either super patient or super aggressive? 😂 there’s no middle ground I swear

[@isaacschmitt4803]

"I'm going to my mom's house to sleep." Not even two minutes later, "I'm going to pick up my kids."

[@DTCJimmy]

Everyone else: lol you ain't doing either

[@pelonrojo3584]

Of which he couldnt remember thier ages

[@sumvs5992]

I think he might still be in his dream of picking up kids

[@21stcenturystrengthethos47]

This guy was soo drunk he probably peep peed in his pants

[@owenpyott8739]

Plot twist: he fell a sleep on the wheel because of his kids keeping him up the day before and he just wanted to go to his moms house to get some sleep

[@rachel_dix]

The female officer sounded like she's dealt with some human flesh and beings in their vessels before. Got to give her props for trying to speak the lingo

[@catlover1986]

Being just outside of Cleveland, where around half the population is so inclined, it is a necessity to understand crazy.

[@joshm3297]

Man, I can't believe this video is 5 years old. How the time flies.

[@razorkay3212]

You stopped me from being moving..... wow damn wake up bro 😂

[@xRhadical]

It's almost like he got more drunk over the course of the video

[@Mugetsu_Gaming]

Digestion lmfao

[@ilia2010100]

Yeah next thing you know the vessel becomes a spaceship

[@jon9441]

He's on Xanax. He's too active to be presenting as drunk. Slurred words and confusion are also a common side effect of Xanax (or other benzodiazepine) abuse.

[@mateopavolini]

He forgets to hide hes high

[@Averagehazmat]

Pills

[@botcrack]

* Gets blackout drunk, and wakes up the next morning * "did i have too much to drink last night and teach an Intro to Law class again?"

[@molonlabe9785]

LOL “again”😂😂

[@briannotafan3368]

guy was still drunk 2 days later whares my vessel i docked it rite there

[@aro3275]

He did stay at a holiday inn express

[@GusMortis]

Knowledge

[@matthewbursik3715]

God donut you were so young xD I've been watching an the slow progression from clean shaven young sparkle in the eye to bearded Billy badass is just fantastic xD

[@itsumayo]

10:42 “I don’t see a vessel” Ah yes, so he’s in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy’s Invisible Boatmobile

[@thegreencat9947]

He even sounds like Mermaid Man.😀