DOOM Eternal Review Alpha Male Gaming Amogus Edition by Max0r | Bosses React

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[@Hl2addict1]

Fun Fact about John Doom: In the novels, he is known to be canonically celibate, as well as a firm catholic. What that means, is that Doomguy is legitimately available to become Pope.

[@azzyasbourne9107]

Flynn Taggart for Pope 2022

[@freakysquirrel7218]

So, in canon, John Doom is capable of reclaiming the holy land xd

[@jameswest1517]

He is the holiest man alive, he even has a holy shotgun. It makes holes in things.

[@clintbeastwood5116]

So you're saying HDoom isn't canon? Bullshit!

[@paul-antonywhatshisface3954]

Gmthat genuinely IS a fun fact. Probably the only one IV ever seen

[@heresywithana]

The fact Kit knew that Astolfo was male is both surprising and questionable

[@jibbygibs25]

A man of culture knows their references.

[@heresywithana]

@@jibbygibs25 and an advocate knows their numbers

[@diamondrhino64]

I respect it, he's been around the block and knows the ways

[@TheDwagonHD]

he knows that sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl.

[@WorldsTallestLeprechaun]

4:00 That character is Astolfo, and he is from a game series which is about “”””””historical figures”””””” who are summoned as mighty warriors to fight on behalf of powerful wizards, for the chance to win a object that has so much raw magic saved up inside it, that the winner can wish for anything they want. However, due to the nature of how those heroes are summoned, things like the fame of their legend, how embellished the stories may have gotten, along with what the history books would have left out, means the heroes will usually not resemble their “true selves”. In other words, the writers gave themselves a lore reason to smoke some GOOD drugs and say, “Okay guys…we’ll make Charlemagne’s knight Astolfo into a cross-dresser. And make half of the male historical figures be women, like King Arthur, Emperor Nero Claudius, and Leonardo da Vinci. And just for shits and giggles, you all know that Russian knight named “Dobrinya” something? We’ll make him a CAT-girl, because his name has ‘NYA’ in it and that’s the sound a cat makes!🤣” Basically, the FATE series is the Peak of Japan going “full Japan”. lol You want an example of what I mean? Google image search, type in FATE Edison. Thomas Edison, when summoned as a hero in the FATE series, looks like what would happen if you took an albino Mufasa, gave him the Captain America super-soldier serum, and then threw him into a Pride Parade. It is SO damn weird that I can’t help but laugh.

[@reaperofthings]

The writers actually made Da Vinci an eccentric genius who got bored and decided to become the very image of beauty AKA the Mona Lisa. Totally not tooting his own horn at all. Honestly I don’t even know what pronouns to use for Fate Da Vinci. Do I use female pronouns? I don’t remember if Da Vinci ever said anything about it

[@beo3828]

Or according to fate lore, what you get is they ACTUAL "true selves", or at least according to whatever legend of them takes precedent when summoned. It's messy and complicated, but that's literally how the plot of most Japanese light novels go. And never forget, Edison is also the amalgamation of EVERY SINGLE USA PRESIDENT, PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE, because yeah sure. The lion head is a callback to MGM, by the way.

[@Axindoor]

That Dobrinya is not the actual Dobrinya Nikitich but rather his wife Dobrinya Nastasia, who took over the summoning to replace her hubby for a while In folklore the Female bogatyr matched the men in strength and bravery with stories detailing instances where they save their husbands and outwit the enemy, that's why she's an equal and could be summoned

[@beo3828]

@@Axindoor actually a few of the genderbent servants are stand-ins from the actual article, for one reason or another.

[@Axindoor]

@@beo3828 I know, I was making clear who was this Dobrinya

[@smokinggnu6584]

Max0r is a goddamn international treasure.

[@beo3828]

Oh no, Astolfo is very much a he. He just like being cute. And is kind of insane in his own way.

[@GoodOlFiddle]

He gay but still uses he?

[@suffer3828]

@@GoodOlFiddle gay doesn't mean trans. Astolfo might be trans tho so idk

[@GoodOlFiddle]

@@suffer3828 soo its a Yesn't

[@IkarusFD]

@@GoodOlFiddle he's not gay He's European

[@seishinaozora5839]

@@GoodOlFiddle That might not be the case, but bisexual. Historically he beds a lot of women and seems to show maybe an interest in some female Fate characters.

[@Flynn217something]

7:20 while Billy Mayes was the spokesman for *many* products, his near universally most known one to me was Oxyclean. The absorbant cloth product you may be thinking of is the shamwow?

[@Dakota__69]

Flex Tape: It gets the tough stains out!

[@krakixel]

"Do they go to Hooters for the wings?" Oh me oh my, Kira is a tactical genius.

[@kiddosam8032]

You forgot the most important lesson of all: *We go to Hooters for the wings*

[@adamn74]

The moth sauce 165684 Yes thats one of the sauces. Im too lazy to put all of it so here's the artist and the group Artist:solopipb Group: sakekan memorial Also when max0r mentions that he's a small blonde anime loli some of you may wondering whats the title and its called Seitokai no ichizon(?) Yeah pretty sure thats the title

[@TK-7193]

btw her names Mashiro

[@beo3828]

@@TK-7193 Elise Toudou, actually

[@TK-7193]

@@beo3828 oh but there is a mashiro

[@beo3828]

@@TK-7193 I looked it up and couldn't find any mashiro. But hey maybe there is idk.

[@TK-7193]

@@beo3828 165684 if i were you, i wouldnt go too far into the rabbit hole. this is best i can get you

[@kayrum112]

I recommend (for the 40K initiated) bruva alfabusa's "If the emperor had a text to speech device", or their new series "Hunter: the parenting" (no prior knowledge required).

[@antimatter1075]

Great video to eat breakfast to before I die from doing calculus the rest of the day, great video as usual 👌

[@Irimu_]

Astolfo is just a dude. He's never claimed to be female.

[@Mugthraka]

WHats amazing about DOOM eternal is that, yes its wild, yes its fast and YES it is brutal. But evne tho the game does not take your hand, it shows you how to do things effeciently enough for you to learn the mechanics and become better at it. Even myself who was intimidated at first by it, foudn the game to be IMMENSLY fun and engaging. The use of the Arsenal The Speed and mobility of the Doom slayer The Brutality of the enemie deaths (each enemy has "destructible" parts that reflects the kind of damage they are inflicted with as fights progresses) After a while and if you ain't a Kotaku or Polygon ""JOurnalists"" you become so good, that you feel like a litteraly God of Death and destruction. YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS!. And Mick's Gordon soundtrack makes you feel like you have constant Boss music wherever you go.

[@kaiseryoshikage6246]

Gotta love the Kira and Kit dynamic. Hopefully they cover the rest of Max0r's videos like the Final Fantasy and Monster Hunter World Review

[@joshthcookiekinghermit8387]

Finally! Its been several months since Sonya reacted to this summary. I was wondering when someone else would cover it.

[@dotMSOffice]

Great Video for a Sunday afternoon, love from Germany.

[@FrostKnight1205]

Ich stimme meinem deutschen Freund zu

[@ChicagoReacts]

And much love to you, my friend, from all of us at Chicago Reacts.

[@01___01]

nice max0r is always great

[@ChicagoReacts]

Never fails to disappoint;)

[@_._._._._._._.__._._._._._._._]

NOICE....Part 2 intro started....Me: Finally some Lore, can't wait what you will bring....Max0r: "The moth "....Me: Sips coffee ..... I see, you also a man of culture as well. This rapid-fire editing style has my brain lagging!..I’m processing jokes 3 scene cuts later...Incredible...Peak content...Colonel I’ve been trying to transition but the amount of sheer testosterone from this video is rendering my estrogen pills completely ineffective....have you ever wondered what a female doomslayer would look like?If a woman played this game they would become a sigma male....If a Sigma Male played this Game, they would transcend beyond Mortal Limits.... Doom eternal is the real source of HRT for trans men, not that “testosterone cypionate injection” shit.I like how he still managed to convey the idea of "the fun zone".. .."You will play in a fun way or you will lose", that's exactly what Doom Eternal is about..The insanity of the plot does not end: Doom Eternal, officially turned 2016 from a reboot, into a sequel of the original games..This is the same Doomguy from the first Doom game.. Also if it still stands, he's the great great great grandson of B. J. Blaskovich from Wolfenstein..The red energy we see in those games, is argent energy..The Nazis pulled energy from hell itself.."I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying you're bad." This is my spirit animal!!.."wow, it's so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma"...."who thehell is Steve Jobs?"...."Ligma Balls"....john doom would later commit suicide.made me laugh so fecking hard!.."I hard simp for 2D women". Constant sprinkling of Vtubers. Could this man be one of my people?... Edit: Excuse my bad typing. Edit: Most of the time, the only thing stopping you from getting good at a game is time....However not everyone has that time, and that's okay....A lot of elitism regarding difficulty speaks of skill, but that's just gained through a time investment....If you want to enjoy a game on a lower difficulty, there is literally nothing wrong with that....People on the internet are cruel, but they are also wrong, I want to welcome as many people as possible into this hobby....You can turn up the difficulty later when YOU feel it is more fun to do so......(Posting this For people who don't pay attention to extreme detail when watching video and slow down the video as they rewind to find said detail and didnt see this in the video)...... Edit: You can’t hide your laughter at “my fellow sigma males”..... Edit: Astolfo is just a dude...He's never claimed to be female... Edit: moth sauce 165684.... Edit: "And I hard cope by simping for 2D women.....Me too Max0r....me too....

[@mrhyde1740]

4:00 KIRA DOESN'T KNOW 💀💀💀

[@TrueForm]

Great video to accidentally stumble upon when checking the channel and comment something before everyone else can

[@BottomlessCoffee.]

I’ve been waiting for this one :-D

[@Trashcan_Waifu]

I had to pause the video and order wings at the 17 minute mark lol

[@mrshadow4007]

If you like Maxor's comedic game reviews then you should try "An Actual Review of No Man's Sky" by Shammy.

[@theowl1737]

Yes! Man, do I miss that funky Owl.

[@MortemFalbare]

Billy Mayes was not the spokesman for shamwow, he was the spokesman for several products but most famously for oxyclean and flex tape/flex seal. Shamwow was Vince Shlomi.

[@MWkillkenny84]

23:29 In the "If DoomGuy Talked More" video serie, when they arrived at "The Ancient Gods" DoomGod's opinion on the suit "Nice Suit. Compensating much?"

[@daniel7035]

That but at the beginning with the alphabet was impressive

[@paul-antonywhatshisface3954]

That's the first time a American told me something I didn't know. Good job Kira!

[@devoutrelic1228]

Them saying that Billy Mays promoted Shamwow killed me a little inside.

[@BreedableVaporeon0978]

I was hoping more people on this channel would watch this

[@ChicagoReacts]

The others certainly will!

[@DannCaeruleum]

Thanks, Kira, for teaching us the other alphabet! Pretty Alpha of her!

[@ChicagoReacts]

She's the Omega!

[@christophervanoster]

I think you guys would love a huggbees video. He does parodies of tv shows like how it’s made and modern marvels. I would recommend the chocolate or bowling ball episode

[@gamergaming6604]

Hope they know the difference between rinsing machine and filling machine

[@rexamillion8446]

Oxyclean is what Billy Mays sold, Vince Shalomi the SlapChop guy did Shamwow

[@achka]

Kit sounding really excited when talkin bout monkeys...... really excited....🤔 ..

[@Burgerboy]

Pretty messed up considering you go to an endangered owl sanctuary to eat "chicken wings"

[@TheGentleCreepers]

Do you guys have cheesesteaks in chicago?

[@christiandavis8663]

Billy Mays here with the handy switch

[@cabal426]

Billy Mays sold OxiClean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, Zorbeez, and of course Sham-Wow.

[@GaryJust]

Nothing: This guy: Yes!

[@Alexrenda]

The anime character is Astolfo of Charlemagne from the anime series Fate and is a male character

[@TheFamilyLedger]

Billy Mays did Zorbeez. The Shamwow was done by Vince the Shamwow guy.

[@johnjonson6377]

I am surprised so many channels like this one react to this art form

[@Jeerin_]

what are you guys bosses of exactly

[@enragedcoffey4922]

Why is the $3.48 Tony Stark talking about sigma males?

[@conorstewart2214]

If your character beats every boss doesn’t that mean that you character is the boss, and every boss you fought along the way was just trying to stop your character from becoming the single person that controls everything. So is you character trying to be the bad guy? Is your characters cause the right one? So much that you don’t think about. Are you helping a bad guy get into power?

[@nosville22]

I think what we trully learbed is that John Doom is a hero.

[@theofflinedj5561]

Billy Mays also sold Oxyclean

[@Papa_Waffles]

I know NO ONE that goes to Hooters for the wings

[@AbyssWatcher745]

Doom Eternal is a 60$ music album that cones with a free game

[@LeethLee1]

MVP SHAMWOW 😎

[@zeallust8542]

Speaking of wings, my grandma is from Buffalo, and she swears by Buffalo Wild Wings original Buffalo wings being the closest to true buffalo wings out there. The wings she makes are wayyy better than BWW, but BWW is close. Buffalo sauce is like 50% reds hot and the rest, butter, white vinegar, Worcestershire, and some garlic and salt. Fuckn amazing.

[@HateMachinist]

Damn! Impressed me with the greek alphabet there.

[@nodeloliver6201]

Billy Mays: Sold everything... but mostly oxy clean products Vince Offer: Sold shamwow Phil Swift: FLEX SEAL! (The greatest thing since duct tape)

[@bombermanking]

Anyone notice that they use a green screen? I wonder why its only on the windows

[@ChicagoReacts]

It's a new look! We live stream the skyline and the trains that pass by through the windows while keeping the studio background steady.

[@ElloboFreak26]

YES

[@EldritchDuskvein]

Billy Mays sold Zorbees I think.

[@jehoiakimelidoronila5450]

Wow kira you got the alphabets! 😃👏👏👏

[@chanmeichoo3797]

Ay i am early cant wait to see what ridicoluos shit is in here

[@solar_dark3718]

You should react to dark souls challenge runs,those videos are great

[@ChicagoReacts]

Any and all Dark Souls is great! 😊

[@brandong3469]

Billy Mays sold Oxyclean. Shamwow is another guy.

[@bananabanana1985]

I do want to know if they're taking requests on videos still. However the literal only thing I'll request would be RubixRaptor if they are open.

[@asenticon]

Hail the BROTHER who knows about astalfo . The forbidden knowledge . Ps there's this well animated series of astalfo doing fun stuff with master chief pls react if u can

[@atomic747]

Well you should atleast leave the name so they will know about it. Pantsahat.

[@asenticon]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/oaKzeIqogap9j5o. Here's one of there vids

[@orein1880]

@@atomic747 in other words. "Give sauce"

[@burningfury6296]

You should react to the happy souls animation lol it's great

[@Oritsir]

Dude i swear the guy just watches other reactions to know when to do his forced chuckle

[@Oritsir]

This wasn't supposed to happen...

[@OrionoftheStar]

"Yes"

[@WolfVidya]

Violence is not the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is YES.

[@haxxormcbunny7456]

Glory to best boy astolfo

[@Alexrenda]

Watch Ghost Rider Spirit of Vengeance, Ghost Rider literally sends the Devil back to hell by launching him like a ball n chain

[@GoliathPyroson]

The shamwow

[@bruhbrother4805]

LETS GOOOO

[@1991KingLeo]

Astolfo is a cute guy who is also badass. Check out the Fate/series with awesome characters. Such as King Arthur and fantastic fights. Most notably fron Fate/stay night unlimited blade work. Great series in general

[@karindarin489]

You guys should react to What The Internet did To Undertale by Super Eyepatch Wolf

[@rangerghost2474]

The Shamwow?

[@skrub_king]

Kinda cool how he caught Astolfo being a he

[@bingbong1919]

Oh yeah you don't have to react to this "on camera" because there isn't much to commentate over, but if you wanna see exactly how insane someone can play this game you can look up "hell on earth except it's canon" by sylar.

[@v.d.d.1188]

I CRAVE to say something BRUTALLY MEAN but...... you two are cute enough to tolerate! 🤣 Keep it up!😉

[@winstonxi6627]

Oh trust me as someone who is obssessed with wings I go to buffallo wild wings and or some restaurant buffe with actual fresh juicy meat but fuckin Hooters their food is so shit I only would go there to risk my life by trying their menu because I'm fuckin sociopathic insane and I test god everyday by eating things that could possibly kill my internal organs. Hooters is basically a quick illness death challenge location do you wish for a really bad stomach pain or wish for kidney organ failiure then hooters is the place to go. Soft drinks are fine but it's fuckin wings are like a quick way to the hospital emergency room it's so bad that it was recorded that someone once got so sick the emergency responders showed up to take them to the doctors because of food poisoning and poor food overall.

[@fjparasite1172]

You can listen to Doom Eternal rap by JT music

[@obinous5782]

Yes…Yes…Yes

[@genericuser984]

verry neat

[@kakonoteouji4876]

Sham wow

[@rpgmafia8363]

alpha male means first male. sigma male means best male fight me

[@albertogibb3025]

Can you please react to mythrodak Minecraft prison escape

[@lordvile207]

Amogus

[@boltsfan2763]

Yo react to more Let’sGameItOut!!!

[@sarcastic_slob]

name 1 thing? Walmart went bankrupt in europe becuse of the unions xD Also, hooters doesnt exist here xD

[@jacobfield5227]

fun fact: Y E S

[@Tuna989]

what the fuck

[@cristianamiana1724]

I uh, hate to break it to ya but... That pink haired "girl" you saw... is 100% a dude... There's an entire sub reddit dedicated to this person named Astolfo. He's from the fate series and uh wears women's clothes for the memes.

[@cyprusgardiner8568]

E

[@holymosey2556]

Sorry missy, but you're wrong. It's ACTUALLY... Alpha, bravo, Charlie, delta, echo, foxtrot, golf, Hotel, india, Juliett, kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, tango, Uniform, Victor, whiskey, x-ray, Yankee, Zulu, for your information.