Doom Eternal - The Only Thing They Fear is You (Slowed Down)

[@Mizzen1]

Just in case anyone's still wondering: You can use this edit without crediting me, I didn't make the original song so it's not really mine. You might as well have slowed it down yourself.

[@Lu-bc3pl]

might wanna pin this, chief

[@Joshua-bv5bo]

No. Do it yourself 😠

[@tedhuggins764]

How did you slow it down while still keeping the audio quality good? Just curious is all.

[@delusionaltwats6969]

Can you link the picture in the video pleaseeee ?

[@magnusclay9978]

instablaster...

[@tracker7059]

With this on the radio, Doomguy isn't even strafing anymore. He's walking towards them. Menacingly.

[@iuryfilho4483]

Icon of Sin: "Oh? You're approaching me?"

[@vbgvbg1133]

Soukor Doomslayer: “I can’t glory kill you without getting closer”

[@iuryfilho4483]

@@vbgvbg1133 Icon of Sin: "Oh ho! then come as close as you like."

[@colejones8471]

Circling them like a shark

[@croatiaboy11]

Ayy pylot

[@piromansadran]

"Sir, he ran out of ammo" "HE RAN OUT OF AMMO?"

[@Shoxic666]

"And when I run outta bullets? They gonna wish I hadn't." - Coach

[@varden962]

Panik

[@yeetusdeletus8565]

*Oh Satan...*

[@daiq2947]

*chainsaw intensifies*

[@acarnivorouscat4549]

@@daiq2947 Blood punch intensifies

[@jorgyt754]

"Clean your room, or I'll start counting!" "Go ahead."

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

“What are you gonna do?” “Hit me?” “Better make it count.” “Better make it hurt.” “Better kill me in One Shot.”

[@mezenes9120]

massive balls ending

[@_Hiroshi1]

r/madlads

[@odstman2984]

When you pick up the school shooters gun

[@php1036]

chad

[@pasagoldpearlyou]

“9/10 people suffer from diarrhoea” *The 1/10 person who enjoys it:*

[@totalcomputerdependency]

Top kek

[@Jesús-l9i]

I literally read the comment before the first drop. This got me laughing💀

[@drkRoss89]

That one person: I'm going to shit yourself

[@Saprogen]

Какой же бред)))

[@LTSIMONRiley-f5e]

And 9/11 people died.

[@lopus312]

The longer this song is on youtube, the slower it will become

[@matom208]

Underrated comment lol

[@polpotbaza9489]

Underrated as fuck

[@gabrielgutierrez913]

Beautiful comment.

[@mdsnoob6278]

Lopus 312 well won’t be that long KZbin has a history of deleting doom eternal music off the platform.

[@lopus312]

@@mdsnoob6278 true, can only hope it won't happen

[@linc54]

POV: You ran out of ammo in Laser Tag so you bring out the knife

[@user-cb1zq7ge7l]

Oh yeah, this is big brain time

[@Djrwuzhere]

Rip and Tag until it's done.

[@dysfallacyyt]

@@Djrwuzhere that sounds so badass lol

[@carloslocatelli2519]

Don't you mean light saber?

[@minkabbey704]

Nahh my bfg

[@Some-oz6gh]

When you're a demon and your objectives change from "Kill" to "Escape"

[@hugoleclercq3026]

underrated

[@treywinters5679]

imps be like

[@Rager_Danger]

Kill the doomslayer Escape the doomslayer

[@Ivan-wg3li]

HALO REACH final mission be like:

[@mr.mayhem2345]

Current objective: *Survive*

[@EEBE64]

"I had a bowl of nails for breakfast this morning" "Nice spongebob reference" "Spongebob?"

[@stevenmcburney8167]

Underrated af

[@phillipslmao-b4m]

depends, i like metal nails

[@JesuscoolkidsXD]

@@phillipslmao-b4m what other type of nails are there

[@yEs__________________________]

​@@JesuscoolkidsXDtoenails

[@mrzirak792]

Original be like: "Too angry to die" Slowed version be like: "Too angry to keep you alive"

[@glenn_danzig]

Lmao

[@MattDrzewiecki-te5su]

Yes

[@DMZK44]

666 likes cool

[@mrzirak792]

@@DMZK44 lol

[@idiot2232]

The speeded up version:

[@NoThankyou-l6o]

Imagine how the demons feel after killing the Doomslayer just for him to get sent back to hell for dying

[@mrrice7860]

Underrated comment

[@yaboyjake111]

I think he would go to heaven

[@NoThankyou-l6o]

@@yaboyjake111 bro I wish, but whenever a living thing is killed by a demon they're immediately sent to hell

[@bigmantachanka2359]

The demon that killed the doomslayer, seeing a demon doomslayer come for him: If I had a nickel for every time I killed the doomslayer, I’d have zero...because that motherfucker was a demon already

[@NoThankyou-l6o]

@@bigmantachanka2359 is this how Demon Slayer started?

[@tacobombastic7909]

When you insult the kid in a wheelchair and he stands up

[@recreationalcreation3484]

Amazing.

[@elpashazo8390]

*run*

[@darkknight1604]

Sounds like Cyberpunk 2077 (:

[@ethandonnelly1973]

"What the fuck?!?" "What? Oh that fucking thing? Nah I'm not disabled I'm just fucking lazy!" BO2 was wild

[@yemmohater2796]

Literally happened in SMT Apocalypse when he faced demon summoners

[@Brendog316]

"Hey sir would you like to try our new-" "No"

[@Hexarius01]

"🤓Hey, you need to upgrade your battler to beat 3s EXTREME to get tar-" "No, no I don't think I will"

[@ILoveAnime10]

@@Hexarius01 nah i'd listen

[@Epsilon430]

"No" -Slayer

[@Jacob-2796]

Is everything ok bro? These are regular human interactions

[@ILoveAnime10]

@@Jacob-2796 “No” is Doom Slayer word.

[@giannijimenez5684]

When Doomguy falls he doesn’t take fall damage, the ground takes Doomguy damage

[@trulers8713]

Omg this is the first time in a while I have audibly laughed. Thank you.

[@Moroi92]

Underrated

[@gregheffley9099]

Fat

[@kyrostick]

@@gregheffley9099 yes

[@shantysixix]

666 likes

[@CatholicNiko]

"I'll wait till the class is quiet so I can continue" "Ok give me a minute, I'm in a conversation"

[@CatholicNiko]

@Marvin Banks "Okay im done with ny conversation. What do you want?"

[@dadog3008]

Dog approved

[@CatholicNiko]

@@dadog3008 Thanks, dog

[@qhxmusic]

i used this in class today and my teacher yelled at me :D

[@CatholicNiko]

@@qhxmusic Well now you have a reputation. Pog

[@go_go_shrimp_daddy6728]

When this plays, the demons aren’t trying to fight back, they’re just trying to run

[@Sorain1]

If they make a film of Doom Eternal, it should be a horror film about an unstoppable monster absolutely destroying the character's side. The whole film this unyielding force of destruction keeps getting closer. They keep assuring themselves that it'll be stopped, getting sparks of hope when it actually bleeds the first time, that even it's resources aren't unlimited, that the best and brightest are setting a trap to stop it. But this is the Doomslayer. The last hope they have is being assigned to under mars, where the Doomslayer can't go. Then the BFG 10,000 fires and they have to steel themselves to face it. The fight takes less than a minute as the slayer casually annihilates them on the way to an actual objective. Go for that Terminator 1 feel.

[@cr4kh3ddgaming96]

@@Sorain1 why arent you pitching this idea to the studio behind john wick? THEY WOULD FUCKING LOVE IT

[@vomErsten]

@@cr4kh3ddgaming96 Because it's gonna be awfully hard telling a sympathetic story from the demons' side given how evil and gross they look and behave.

[@Sorain1]

@@vomErsten I think that could still work. Mostly because you can play it entirely straight. You write the script and film it as if it's just some people, not literal demons from hell. It's jarring for the audience, but that initial jarring at how horrible they are wears off over time as these 'people' talking to each other and emoting (if you have decent direction and actors) will build up over time. Everyone's had something horrible coming they don't think can be stopped but desperately hope will be at some point in their life. (Be that 'when your dad gets home' or 'there is an upcoming performance review' or 'your sentencing is on' or 'The test results come in') The sympathy is to the situation, not the individual characters. Plus, being they are demons when they get annihilated at the end people will tell themselves 'well they were evil after all' and not be nearly as upset about you killing them off. At least, that's my thinking.

[@nikolajjochym372]

They are scared of the aong

[@retro_dev0]

"Did you like the gift?" "No."

[@PersonGuy-vw1on]

115 likes brug...

[@filorekXD]

"Your winRAR free trial has ended. Would you like to buy the full version?" "Yes"

[@danyal_a_8592]

YOU BROKE THE LAW

[@LeivenFrestea]

Even Satan don't do that

[@bleisenberg]

imagine using WinRAR

[@Yeth_jpg]

You've crossed the line.

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

True Chad

[@7inthemorning770]

“Nice conversation you two are having. Want to share it with the class?” “Sure thing.”

[@Chuked]

Ok so me and bobby were eating lunch the other day and this kid pulls out his Nintendo switch and we steal his $hit and punch the crap out of him

[@spaghetti-zc5on]

@@Chuked Bruh what

[@Chuked]

@@spaghetti-zc5on i was sober

[@seminarrfactor678]

@@Chuked thats rude dont do that

[@Chuked]

@@seminarrfactor678 no

[@UltimateMahonrinator]

Objective: Kill the slayer Obstacle: The slayer

[@sleepyHereplays]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@rion7088]

It’s now or never then.

[@yashu7093]

@@rion7088 its just never

[@jadynmurrell80]

Obstacle: The slayer, common sense, self-preservation

[@idk-gv8ui]

Ur 1k like

[@olindblo]

“Vodka? I like your style.” “It’s vinegar.”

[@star_boy2301]

my friend once gulped down an entire cup of vinegar thinking it was water💀

[@ryancrisp4947]

​@@star_boy2301 Is he still ok

[@Saprogen]

​@@ryancrisp4947Well...He's crushing demons in hell right now

[@NitroSheep]

@@Saprogen gah damn

[@disans2707]

@@NitroSheep bros helping doom slayer. or v1

[@belag9607]

This is literally like Doom Slayer who has ran out of ammo. Using his fists against the entirety of hell in one room.

[@dopey473]

Yakuza: Doom Edition

[@TheSkepticalPanda]

Just remember: *He’s not locked in there with them, They’re locked in with him!*

[@sniper3031]

Doom Slayer: *runs out of ammo* Doom Slayer: This is where the fun begins.

[@belag9607]

Funny how this video blew up, i commented when this had like 2,000 views lmfao. (for context my account was called Doom Slayer)

[@floofgamer]

It's funny cause, the weapons were the handicap he put on himself so he could make the demons suffer. The slayer only uses his backup weapons, his fists are a lot more powerful

[@ehxoz6365]

When someone breaks your MP3 player so you grab the MP5

[@djtankmaster5g382]

When you break the quiet kids mp3 :

[@drgamerj]

*Lol one of the best I have seen*

[@harpritamdhaliwal1636]

Fuck you that was too clever you smart intelligent person

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

Jokes on you i grab my MP7,it's more compact.

[@RadiZach]

@@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б Jokes on you back i got the MP9 or is it M9? im not sure.

[@TheCommunistColin]

This is like the alternate reality where you play the demons and the Slayer is the final boss fight.

[@phantasmalphoenix2990]

That should be a secret level, like an alternate version of Final Sin but you play as the Icon of Sin and no matter how hard you fight you can't kill the Slayer so it's just a race to see how long you can last

[@koreymosele3704]

That would be hard

[@jackmanzino9212]

And it is literally impossible to win!

[@EazziOnline]

and you will never win it. ever. just like the game

[@Jpg_man]

Yea

[@bedrock6531]

'What do you do when you finish a magazine in class?' ' _You reload_ '

[@AqilAnuar-ef8uo]

LOL😂

[@bedrock6531]

Thank you two replies 😊

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

Fact: Quiet kid with a gun and no Silencer is actually the loudest kid

[@Skylanceshorts]

I know. From experience.

[@Ojthemighty]

This is what everything feels like on 2 hours of sleep

[@finniangriffin7933]

Ive had insomnia all week

[@borgabuddana]

I quite always sleep a maximum of 3/4 hours if i'm lucky. I can confirm

[@justadummy8076]

This is exactly what I thought, that kind of strange kind of heightened senses and panic but weariness at the same time

[@dynkie7420]

As an insomniac myself, that is very true

[@ap17l93]

2 hrs in 3 days for me

[@kradool3344]

When Freddy krueger gets in your dreams but you're a lucid dreamer and a hardcore doom fan

[@lchapo6698]

Damn, Rip Fred.

[@sonofanarchy6254]

oh fuck

[@lonelyroach2003]

It's Freddy's nightmare now, this is playing ominously as he tries to flee

[@DoomooDguy]

@@lonelyroach2003 *Escapes are inexistent.*

[@Headgasket-]

Rip and tear until it is done

[@fuzzyapplepie6940]

When you're in a nightmare, but YOU'RE the monster.

[@nahboi483]

Under appreciated comment.

[@enfernotm2707]

the most creative comment on youtube, here's your crown my friend 👑

[@antimatterstudios8395]

And then the slayer appears

[@nicotine5182]

That’s just a fun dream

[@nauccx660]

Happened to me twice. I was in a dream but I was the nightmare

[@DEXTEXX]

*toddler chilling* 45kg pitbull named cupcake:

[@aryamanmani5531]

plot twist : the toddler eats cupcake * doom music but louder *

[@Imnottherubhioh]

That badass is inmortal​@@aryamanmani5531

[@ghost9499]

​@@aryamanmani5531Doom Slayer origin story confirmed

[@ozeangunawanan6353]

@@ghost9499fr fr fr

[@muhammadmq5387]

Pits: Rip and tear (through the preschool)

[@hotelsix72]

"Honey, i let your little cousins play with your computer, there's no problem with that right?"

[@resolute7799]

"No mom, that isn't okay" *loads shotgun with malicious intent*

[@lightsabercollector3096]

@@resolute7799 *realizes he installed fortnite on ur computer* "mom ima be right back in 30 minutes i wanna buy a tank so that i can kill my cousin"

[@judgement_kazzy68]

@@lightsabercollector3096 average reddit user

[@firstconsul7286]

The Demon, he's here?!

[@resolute7799]

@@lightsabercollector3096 Mother, can you please fetch me my chainsaw you got me last Christmas?

[@extremealpaca7297]

POV:the sleep paralysis demon see’s you stand up

[@runebowz191]

@Kiko What? That doesn't make sense.

[@JuanHernandez-wj8qq]

@@runebowz191 well i mean, if youre a demon haunting someones sleep paralysis. And they stand up and this starts playing. Then you are no longer haunting. You are being haunted. And you are litteraly shitting yourself

[@seba.4926]

@@JuanHernandez-wj8qq you didnt explain anything

[@JuanHernandez-wj8qq]

@@seba.4926 Well its a joke you know, like. The person stands up and well you know, ironic because the punisher became the punished.... And the music.... Emplies fear and violence?.... Its not funny when i have to explain it.

[@JuanHernandez-wj8qq]

@@seba.4926 Just adds a perspective, hence "POV" and adds a funny scenario that would fit the video and music...? You get it now?

[@smurlix5676]

"Yeah, I drink orange juice after eating mints."

[@chacescalf1510]

*sweats* N-no! You're t-too p-p-powerful!

[@athentdm5333]

I eat a mint drink water then wile the ice breath is in efect I brush my teath then drink orange juice then go to bed in jeans

[@pan2364]

@@athentdm5333 What in the name of fucking god.

[@athentdm5333]

@@greyistiredwe are gods

[@athentdm5333]

@@pan2364 I found God mode

[@ensxm]

you have no enemies left.

[@DeadpoolX9]

You win best comment

[@lh999space2]

This one had me ngl

[@ShizoidSProblemami]

That's what I am thinking while listening to this. You really read minds, god damn XD

[@Skylanceshorts]

This goes too hard

[@ILikeOctopusses]

Mufassa falling off cliff ah comment

[@MatheusRAlves-lg5nd]

The normal one feels angry, but this, this feels... Vengeful

[@cringevidshub3767]

With the slayers lore either way works

[@theguywhowearsamonitor6411]

*When Slayer dies from a demon, gets sent to hell, they won but when they return back, Slayer has already conquered hell.*

[@robertwilson4834]

The original fits with the pace of the game and feels like it's meant to evoke the pure rage that the Slayer is feeling at the time, this version just hits different, still anger but not quite as raw, like it has a purpose now and is directed at something. So yeah, totally agree with what you said Matheus lol

[@cringevidshub3767]

@@robertwilson4834 exactly what i was thinking

[@comradekirby9561]

*A N G E R Y 2 E L E C T R I C B O O G A L O O*

[@b0b121307]

POV: You're the weapon wheel

[@JJ_EETFUK]

underrated

[@boomerstein]

this is the best one

[@haydencomau]

Trinium tier meme

[@UntouchableViking]

*Multiple weapon wheel flashbacks*

[@thetruecreed8641]

In gta

[@alexm.8619]

"Are there any volunteers to go and present first?" "Yes, I would like to go first."

[@enzocarter6765]

I went first one time and no one wanted to go after me (Science Fair Practice Presentations)

[@alexm.8619]

@@enzocarter6765 I always go first (unless some tryhard ensured first place 2 months before the project was due,) because it makes you seem confident.

[@enzocarter6765]

@@alexm.8619 Agreed

[@funnysupernova96]

Katniss Everdeen be like:

[@IodizedNaCL]

tbh its better to go first and be done with it

[@Babyface_06]

“I’ll take that glass of milk… with ice..”

[@RAYNE_1500]

no but why does milk with ice taste SO good ...

[@tysonflamesnake1128]

@@RAYNE_1500*The song starts to play in the background*

[@HardMuh123]

@@RAYNE_1500*Grabs AK-47 from the backpack*

[@Yaboimigzz]

@@RAYNE_1500*Pulls out holy water*

[@The_final_bacon1]

@@RAYNE_1500*takes out a minigun*

[@avramcybele9018]

POV: you sneeze during ww2 and the shadows in your trench say "gesundheit"

[@seatray_real]

you sneeze in german-oslandian field bar and something from the corner says "Будь Здоров"

[@unsuspiciouschair4501]

Pov: your a 15 year old boy and the fuhrer orders you to defend Berlin with your life against the red army

[@Solrac731]

POV: you sneezed in a ruined building somewhere in Stalingrad and you hear Будьте здоровы

[@tog9341]

POV: you accidentally offend a bri’ish person

[@kingolympus2335]

When your walking through the jungle and the trees speak Vietnamese

[@rehobalint1100]

The proof that slowing down an already heavy song makes it even heavier

[@josephThaPimp]

I got the bright idea to play it at .75 speed

[@Stryker98]

Metal musicians should make a genre out of it! *cough* doom metal...

[@bravefire4103]

@@josephThaPimp forgot youtube had that, thanks uwu

[@NabeelZulkifli]

Yeah this is literally the thought process of Mick Thompson, guitar player for Slipknot. He said this in 1 of this interviews.

[@nova1134]

@@bravefire4103 What if we played this at 0.75...

[@scoundral2995]

when the deaf kid looks toward your direction after you talked shit about him

[@sparx0s]

when the blind kid catches the paper ball you tossed at him and starts chasing you

[@notamemethememe589]

when the guy without arms gets himself armed

[@Dew-se9hf]

When the blind kid says, “I’ve seen enough.” And starts chanting to the Elder Gods

[@chineseobama6043]

When the blind kid catches the rock you threw at him

[@scoundral2995]

@@balloon_doggo ok too far man

[@Winston709]

Roses are red, Demons are nocturnal Halo may be infinite But Doom is Eternal

[@BanesRevenge]

Nice rhyme

[@outlaw._.lazines]

Saw this somewhere else but nice tho

[@KyraHart-z2r]

@@outlaw._.lazinesyeah I’ve seen this somewhere else as well

[@emersonhayes5299]

Fam dis quote goes hard

[@zackisconfused8771]

FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHH

[@TheMemeSharky]

This is what plays when you are fighting a Gold Armor Slayer that beats Ultra-Nightmare for fun, in the multiplayer mode.

[@martarivera9489]

so... meeting zero master?

[@zanmorn1139]

you mean Oyff?

[@beronberon]

Basically SmvR

[@beronberon]

And dady Oyff 😎

[@vbgvbg1133]

Oyff you mean

[@hushnrush493]

Fps bots: Deadass aim Chess bots:

[@sputnickytorn8064]

And the uno bots

[@gutmeat2977]

this also the exact feeling when you win against a chess bot

[@Codex207]

When Alpha 0 (a chess bot) gives you a knight for free and you are confused as hell what that could mean.

[@alphaherculis3231]

you know I have been in multiple chess fights and they always ended in ties… I guess I’m smart enough to tie a robot

[@icii0i40]

Minecraft Bots:

[@poggersman9941]

When DOOM doesn’t win any awards.

[@mxm23adregalusandmore62]

Game Awards are just for one year, but DOOM is eternal

[@shawncc89]

Its pretty crazy that ff7 remake and it's no real musoc won ost of the year.

[@zil959]

game awards suck shit and bias as fuck, our lord doom slayer doesn't need this shit

[@thescarecrow897]

stop talking out of your ass doom got awards

[@journeytorainbownights]

@@thescarecrow897 where?

[@The_first_desciple]

"yes, I sleep with a warm pillow"

[@GrowlingSidewiker]

i do it every night, been doing it for 14 years

[@Mafferz]

*NO YOU DON'T*

[@Mafferz]

*sends in entire US airforce*

[@semmetry252]

"Do you want to give the answer to the class question?" "...No."

[@9deekay]

I do that alot.

[@agent7361]

When you have a nightmare but it turns into a lucid dream: MY TURN

[@balloon_doggo]

"Hey buddy. Remember 4 years ago I peed the bed because of you? Well guess what. Your bed is gonna have a corpse in it. And its yours." - Me :)

[@outofdatemayo]

@@balloon_doggo 😂

[@buragi5441]

Funny thing is that every time I have a nightmare, it always scares me to the point of realising it's a dream, so every time I have a nightmare it does turn into a lucid dream and every time I make sure the thing causing me distress gets fucked hard.

[@fatheryankee9045]

This happened to me but it was Mario Judah chasing me around my house and i had the super shotgun, mario judah was very fast

[@ryangoslingdrive]

@@fatheryankee9045 he found you n-...

[@ag23415]

POV: You're doing 100 mph in a school zone and someone passes you

[@MaybeAdvik]

😳😬😳😳

[@Beregond1861]

*The Slayer has entered the highway.*

[@d.ml.g9902]

The pfp is outright nightmare fuel. Seems like the moon from Courage show.

[@ag23415]

@@d.ml.g9902 thanks

[@reaperhunter7297]

@@Beregond1861 yes because the Doom Slayer is all powerful and school children are weak

[@confidentielalexandre5572]

we all got that one friend that is nice and never fight, but when he do... he do...

[@BlackWoolStudios05]

im that person

[@Skulk23]

I'm said friend

[@Demmeus]

I do not like to fight dialogue is better, but when I have to...

[@eve3461]

I'm that friend

[@BLACKOUTMUSIC3031]

That’s me fr

[@thegreatandpowerfultrixie7]

Cockroaches when they discover they have wings:

[@tritonics3118]

please no

[@imawafflethatlovescubes36]

SCARE AND PANICK (rip and tear)

[@tropicalplatypus3933]

Excuse me, what? I don’t think I hear that right

[@likehowdudehelp]

@@tropicalplatypus3933 Roaches have wings, run. Now.

[@1ztype343]

Where's my sniper rifle

[@kayden9103]

When you’re in sleep paralysis but you can move.

[@thedoomslayer1744]

Alt comment: you’re in a sleep paralysis dream but you can move but not the demon

[@zachlap3020]

When you are the sleep paralysis demon

[@kacperreczynski9383]

I never had sleep paralysis but I think I would punch that demon if he came too close

[@deathrace_hq]

I've had this omg yes

[@PLATESWEEPER]

@@kacperreczynski9383 ive had it only once. Its like your mind and eyes wake up and your body hasn't gotten the message and is lagging behind while howard the alien is dancing at the foot of your bed.

[@danielawesome36]

POV: You're the Icon of Sin, but there's a green man trying to stab your brain.

[@JA450EX]

LMAO I JUST FINISHED IT

[@zekkieIRL]

Who would win? *big ass demon* or *one aggressive green boi*

[@itz.just_nullproductions1038]

@@zekkieIRL you mean one space marine from an alternate universe?

[@kristinerabang2945]

Purple guy becomes green and saved earth from hell

[@meridiasbeacon7669]

dunno man, I've been using the Doomicorn skin the entire time, so white and pink could do aswell

[@BallisticMF]

when the shampoo says it kills 99% of bacteria so you decide to drink two bottles of shampoo

[@NotAnOutlaw77]

Achievement unlocked! "Iron belly!"

[@Vinraymi]

for that 198% bacteria killing

[@charwhit24]

tour profile picture would be proud

[@charwhit24]

your

[@JuanSebastian.]

"no, i don't like the haircut you gave me"

[@edwardskelly6332]

Dear god

[@turtlemaster2957]

Is it even possible to say that to your barber, you would have to be superhuman

[@memegod4674]

“I preferred the other guy”

[@dagda1180]

@@turtlemaster2957 Did it once because my barber misunderstood the fact I only wanted like 5 cm cut. Granted, I was on the verge of tears, but I still did it.

[@turtlemaster2957]

@@dagda1180 my god

[@seffviklysif8893]

Alt. Title: *"The Only Thing You Fear is Him."*

[@SalComPimenta]

The only thing *WE* fear is him

[@Ender-bl2mz]

@@SalComPimenta the ussr wants to know ur location

[@idk-cv1ht]

@@Ender-bl2mz LOL

[@dannyhaych]

"Creep through a swamp to meet the only enemy the covenant fear"

[@wallamazoo01]

That Marauder is a gangster until this version plays. Imagine you play as the Marauder and then Slayer walks around a corner with *Menacing Disdain*

[@yaboiswooner1440]

"The ice cream machine is working today, would you like one?" "No"

[@wacka1555]

"Is the ice cream machine working?" "No" "I'll have an ice cream then"

[@infinity9646]

@@wacka1555 badass response vs awkward ass response

[@SwagTinCommander]

I bite kikats horizontally

[@ellis1230]

I do too Albert I do too

[@AndersonIsStupid]

@@SwagTinCommander I eat them without pulling them off

[@IfeelNotSafe]

"what do you have in your relaxing playlist?" "some things with guitar" "nice some simple acoustic guitar to listen to" " *acoustic* ?"

[@AqilAnuar-ef8uo]

Underated asf

[@kabosui]

The Teacher: "Come up and show your work David" David: " *No* "

[@radcut7404]

@rodesidetrucks Chadvid

[@diviusvoldren6853]

lol my name is David

[@madecrystallized3541]

@@diviusvoldren6853 broo same

[@Furalit]

Пиздец давиду

[@ikophi7093]

damn, hits TOO close to home

[@shadowpants8727]

Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: No.

[@theCR0Wcalled]

*Top 10 quotes before disaster struck*

[@kanoakorai5320]

Fun fact: if you do this, they can arrest you for "Contempt of Court"

[@Otra_Chica_de_Internet]

Jail Speedrun

[@harisabdrashid8413]

@@Otra_Chica_de_Internet *message income* dream want to be friend with you

[@kirkknightofthorns6822]

Court: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth? Me: umm actually, why i should swear, when it's impossible to not fail this promise? Court: : Court: :(

[@masterchief4219]

Parents: "Look at them play!" Kids in the park with sticks:

[@Mafferz]

*team deathmatch*

[@bloodmarine7521]

"the fuck do you mean Issac Clark snapped, how bad can it be he's just a god damn engineer?"

[@JohnieCanine]

This actually sounds badass

[@synophi]

doom is always badass

[@_core9604]

this song is like playing on well done in blood

[@raywez1771]

@@_core9604 hey hey another man of culture!

[@Lucy-mg7cs]

I agree-

[@Stryker98]

Funny thing is this sounds like the Doom Metal (genre) version of the Doom song

[@sunnyyy1437]

DoomSlayer: Dies Demons: Yeah! We finally killed him! Also DoomSlayer: *_Slowly gets up._*

[@digimans901]

Demons: ●_● you were not supposed to do that

[@sunnyyy1437]

@@digimans901 "And?"

[@digimans901]

@@sunnyyy1437 Can i call mom at least?

[@sunnyyy1437]

@@digimans901 I doubt that demons have moms lol

[@unclespeedwagon1302]

You did it You finally did it You killed the Destroyer, the great and mighty Slayer lays before your legion of demons and hellspawn as they scream in triumph But something is amiss, you feel as though you've heard these screams before while atop your mighty Titan, and then you realize They are screams of Terror You look over to check the status of the Slayer, only to see that he appears to have righted himself, Super Shotgun in hand But he does not use it, instead voting to merely drop it to the ground, as it makes a metallic clang with the hellish concrete beneath him A Marauder goes for the neck believing his movements to be mere post-mortem reflexes, only for him to suddenly convert to a fine mist as the Slayer makes contact with his chest at blistering speed He punches his way straight to you, turning everything he touches into mere paste as he moves faster than your demons can track him And you realize, as he stand's above you, fists clenched and eyes filled with rage deeper than Satan himself That his weapons were but a mere handicap

[@chocodgoat]

when the nightmare turns into a lucid dream

[@Cwumb]

And you can fight back.

[@curgest6807]

*MUSIC INTENSIVES*

[@thewalker9013]

This is my world now!

[@Valjira]

AHHH LOOOVELY

[@ГонщикНелегальный-з1б]

Me in middle of hell going full melee:

[@2cs2s]

what the burglar hears after he breaks into my house at 4am only to see me standing at the top of the stairs holding a metal bat about to unleash fears that would even make Satan scared after loosing 18 ranked matches in a row because of the npc teammates i keep getting

[@noahcrowe6771]

Permission granted: Show 'em NO MERCY

[@yourlocalretard8732]

“Put your mask on, soldier! The gas is coming this way!” “I don’t feel like it bro.”

[@turtleperson3538]

-The Russians; August 6th, 1915

[@Аноним-п1ж]

@@turtleperson3538 ah shit

[@mignonne_]

@@turtleperson3538 The dead men

[@henrycor5057]

*emerges from the gas*

[@apache-attack-helicopter1303]

Big brain joke

[@lungshenli]

this is the Theme for the Character DLC where you can play Doomslayer's Grandma. She aint quick. But boy when she gets there, nothing is safe!

[@failtronic2646]

*THIS*

[@NoiseFlippin]

Imagine eating some of her cookies

[@KrankGoesMad]

the chancla with a blade on it

[@keelanmcghee1315]

@@KrankGoesMad No, it's just the La Chanclible Like the crucible, but instead of a blade, it has a flip flop.

[@benparker1749]

@@keelanmcghee1315 the flip flop rifle

[@WIHtheslayer]

Someone that disagrees with you: "I beg to differ" You: "then beg"

[@whsprLenYT]

Pukicho

[@the_baba_yaja1865]

* *racks shotgun slug* * *then beg*

[@michaelalex2714]

Furry

[@hellavibes1034]

😭😭

[@Chuked]

Ruega, ruega por tu maldita vida

[@Vinsedesign]

There could be one of this jokes, but seriously: I woke up with severe headache, which is not usual for me, so it makes my misery even stronger. I opened this video and listened to it for a couple of minutes. *THE PAIN IS COMPLETELY GONE*

[@LocalHolehead]

I promise that's normal.

[@xenird]

Adrenaline. I wonder if pain came back later. It is a crazy hormone, disables pain completely in extreme situations

[@Muzzle1300]

The secret lore is this is the normal speed of the song, however since doom guy is so fast the sound goes faster by 10x, meanwhile the demons can hear this and it turns into a horror game for them

[@booger0895]

That is actually sick

[@Bappster420]

thats awesome lore

[@kinglattice705]

Seems legit

[@morkeleezjr.1016]

more like just .25x more because if you put the playback speed to 1.25 it sounds normal

[@anthonywick6890]

Hahahahahahaha 😂😂🤣 I love this comment thank you sir

[@CheeseYourself]

The music that the enemy-team hears when 死の父 joins my team

[@blackmage1276]

LMAO

[@alinutz2469]

KAR.EN.TUK

[@jakethemoss240]

I am gonna say yes its Funny but I played against a full team of Asian players and I won with a positive K/D but still none the less

[@blackmage1276]

@@jakethemoss240 they play so much in South Korea dude, like SO MUCH. I think people have died while playing because they played too much.

[@kirbykinetics_372]

死の父 means father of death. Your time has come

[@EB-fc2mp]

Student: Yawns Teacher: "Sorry, am I keeping you awake?" Student: "Yeah."

[@athing4733]

ayo its kracc bacc

[@minecraftbasics8992]

I hate when this happen My brain at that time: I need to fuckin crush the skull of the teacher

[@asurasyn]

Student: "I'm sixteen, it's four in the mornin and yer borin the shit outta me!"

[@tsbrothinkstoomuch]

@@asurasyn "I wanna go Home!"

[@ralphsepicgaming7164]

@@asurasyn Godamn what highschool do you go to? Mine starts at 7:30 and is considered an early school even then. 4 sounds like a nightmare.

[@Jevilmon]

Normal games: Yes he ran out of ammo! Doom: oh sh!t, he ran out of ammo

[@unamelable256]

Team: We cant defeat him! Random Guy: I call my friend... 私はあなたの死です connected to the server.

[@joel612]

I'm your dad 💀😂

[@BenevolentBloodhound]

@@joel612 I'm your dad*

[@gdiggitydawg8408]

@@BenevolentBloodhound I’m your dad*

[@saeedded2755]

@@BenevolentBloodhound I'm your dad*

[@ThatGuy-wq7bv]

@@BenevolentBloodhound I'm your dad*

[@bazzosaurus]

Guys, this sounds really good at 1.25x speed, somebody should totally make a song out of it or something

[@balisticenderdragon3529]

Whos gonna tell him

[@L.jmkop-p]

@@balisticenderdragon3529 Mick Gordon Is. Mick Gordon. Mick Gordon Ramsay. Mick Gordon Freeman.

[@KaidenBird]

POV: You are the 69th like on this comment

[@SandBob45]

the normal song is at this speed Nobody was giving me hate comments bc my name was i ruin jokes

[@KaidenBird]

@@SandBob45 that's the joke edit: HOLY FUCK DID I JUST- I DID NOT NOTICE YOUR NAME

[@Saint-14s-Shadow]

Demons: "Slayer, we have you outnumbered 3 trillion to one." The Slayer: *"I like those odds."*

[@wednesdaygeckok.7899]

"Huh, 50 over my record"

[@xxraptorsc0pezxx]

@@wednesdaygeckok.7899 😂😂😂😂

[@gamzeemakara1659]

Then it is a even fight

[@chickencurry1033]

@@gamzeemakara1659 “All cruisers fire at will! Burn their mongrel hides!”

[@twu1909]

dream likes them to

[@Beorn_DLV]

"Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!" "No."

[@Av-xv5oh]

“Give me all your money this is a robbery!” “No”

[@geetarguy2539]

You're right *pulls out his own gun*

[@ckpum3p694]

-But... i have a gun -So what? -You can't just... -Yes i can

[@cardboardleaf7971]

-Understandable, have a nice day

[@marine6004]

*NO U*

[@human_organ_lover96_gamer]

*Uno reverse*

[@rexr0b0twars80]

honestly the original hits like "i'm too angry to die" but this one hits like "YOU die today, and there's not a damned thing you can do to change that."

[@acarnivorouscat4549]

The perfect description

[@undertalle5394]

WEEEEEEE WOOO WEEEEE WOOO

[@gavinsfriend5222]

So real life

[@rexr0b0twars80]

@@gavinsfriend5222 ok question, do mean that in a negative connotation or a positive connotation bcus if you mean that in a negative connotation you gon force me to inspire you but if you mean that in a positive connotation that is one fucked up mentality to go about life with lmao

[@rexr0b0twars80]

put simply my question is are you a psychopath who kills anything in your way or are you depressed at the merciless world you see before you

[@HopeIsntDead]

"Shit! The cops are here!" "Sucks to be them."

[@asurasyn]

"Those poor bastards!"

[@eriklidwall1807]

Trevor fillips quote

[@ft_lesserchungus1192]

I just imagine this is a line in an action movie

[@justsomeguywithahitlerstac4211]

*pumps shotgun*

[@pagman8489]

shit am out of ammo well i guess their easy mode trial ended ill start reloading my fists

[@snowcone9444]

Original: You stop the apocalypse. This: You *ARE* the apocalypse.

[@zekkieIRL]

POV: You're a boss in DOOM Eternal, and a green guy is looking at you. *menacingly* .

[@DorkMatter001]

"I'm fucked aren't I?"

[@chaster_mief]

*A N G E R Y* GREEN BEAN

[@Zackt._io]

"Why do I hear Boss Music?"

[@Rotten4Real]

*"I hear boss music... But this time it's not mine."*

[@kaetsk6544]

I heard a jojo reference

[@code_name1452]

Let's all be honest, DoomSlayer would go in any horror game and he would still be the scariest thing there.

[@anthonynguyen3731]

I can imagine him in the Paranormal Activity movies The demons haunting the house Doom Slayer:"Say hi to your friends in Hell for me and tell them I'm coming for them."

[@karierainey4435]

Doomguy vs. evil dead B)

[@kingfordvr5863]

@@karierainey4435 I would actually love to see that

[@greatwavefan397]

DoomSlayer vs Angels of Death

[@thatonepickle1857]

Now this brings a smile to my face

[@Las3r_Cat]

When people say, "Doom metal is characterized by the slower riffs and overall heavy-feeling atmosphere of the music," I don't think they meant THIS doom metal. This was a great drunk idea.

[@bruhomlet7649]

Because it doesnt know my bedside is a romanian ak74 and its within arms reach

[@aymanhamida201]

@@bruhomlet7649 Does it have the dong?

[@Donut6975]

Lol this sounds both nothing and exactly like Electric Wizard

[@deacon216]

Proceed.

[@iliahgranovsky3400]

@@aymanhamida201 dong is mandatory

[@VIPER4EVR]

Gordon Ramsey when I undercook a steak:

[@aliteralcabbage5296]

This is literally the emotion of what you feel when you kill a hacker in a game put into a song

[@ddddddd284]

I have done that before, I quickscoped a modder in black ops 2

[@adamlong6711]

In other words I should hear this at least every Tuesday?

[@dest891]

@@adamlong6711 in other words, you still play tf2 on a regular basis

[@aliteralcabbage5296]

@@ddddddd284 I bow. ▄█▀█●

[@wowdude6625]

Exactly

[@stacey8142]

"SIR WE'RE SURROUNDED!" "Good, that means we don't have to aim anymore."

[@command3rcodybrickfilms266]

Underrated

[@arnegraphics3380]

That simplifies the matter

[@CataphractVardhan]

All I'm surrounded by is fear and dead men.

[@switchblade8657]

@@CataphractVardhan love that Vader reference

[@randomikey5678]

Chesty Puller?

[@JonSudano]

This makes me want to write up my boss for excessive tardiness

[@sugar-freedaddy5105]

I sometimes forget that KZbinrs are people too and waste their time watching videos like the rest of us.

[@Donixdh]

Must be pinned

[@JM64]

Based True heroes of the working class fire their bosses not the other way around!

[@BenevolentBloodhound]

@@sugar-freedaddy5105 use their time*

[@halusky]

Don't use that word in front of Abed.

[@CHIRIPAVOLADORA]

"what if I didn't run? what if I wasn't a coward? What if I want them to kill me? What if I want then to TRY" -Markiplier

[@ry6n79]

POV: you accidently slammed your door at the end of an argument with your mum and this started playing

[@C3LBER]

*...* *I WILL DIE...*

[@kiryukazuma6995]

... You fucked up good luck

[@sleepnotfound8132]

Mom:Your life span has ended

[@ClownFromTheYear9998]

@@deleteduser4222 SHE BECOMES DEATH, OH GOD OF fU C -

[@shadowmilk3742]

I only like to get it to 666

[@TheDeagster877]

"Hey, I like you. Don't show up to school tomorrow." *Shows up to school tomorrow*

[@figuradificil8030]

* And fight with the quiet kid, then, saving Everyone. *

[@WARL0CK_P4]

* and then everyone stood and clapped*

[@aadead2908]

*then you searched for something in your bag*

[@paling1872]

*also brings a gun*

[@fredrix0688]

Brings a BFG

[@thegrape9017]

"Hey can you help me on this hard boss." Older brother:

[@freshymints2862]

The boss: why do I hear intense boss music

[@the_bloody_pilot2543]

This is me when my sister need help on a game

[@keepmadlol9320]

Killer queen had already touched that boss! Boooomm

[@overloadgames972]

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.

[@randomguy5816]

@@freshymints2862 wait this isnt my boss music? :looks behind: dear god..

[@doneft6431]

"What type of music are you listening to ?" -I listen to Mick Gordon music

[@Ronin_Sensei22]

Searched lofi so I could get some study jams. This was the second result. Study and memorize, until it is done.

[@quantumleap7964]

The only thing the homework fears is you

[@failtronic2646]

@@quantumleap7964 And as he scoured the umbral planes of Algebra, and into the second chamber of Geometry, all quadratics and complex numbers trembled with fear.

[@d1m4y3n]

A Ph.D felt your presence.

[@karelpgbr]

But honestly, slowed down Doom tracks are better tp study to than Lofi, which is pretty good ngl

[@karelpgbr]

@@failtronic2646 lol

[@imperialist4861]

Mom: “I’m going to go through your phone.” “Go ahead.”

[@kielgarcia5292]

Mom: Finds a bunch of Pornos and HentaI Websites.* Also Him: *Sits Dramatically*

[@kushagramandal1501]

@@kielgarcia5292 plot twists: shes also into that shit

[@agvomverma]

@@kushagramandal1501 ayo ayo ayo

[@dominiksz3883]

@@kushagramandal1501 back up demon

[@God-of-canine]

Kar en tuk (Little Timmy) And now I have to resort to violence

[@Joe_TradeMark]

"yeah, i eat cereal with water"

[@blackbootylicker]

noob i drink a full glass in water

[@Joe_TradeMark]

@@blackbootylicker i Just drink half a glass of nothing

[@northkoreabestkoreao9690]

Meth puffs

[@jacobt1593]

I drink warm milk.

[@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69]

*i drink warm water*

[@RandomYoutubeUser717]

“Did you do your homework?” “No” “You’re in trouble” “*no*”

[@basically_boring]

Impossible.

[@Frotheru_The_Dragon]

​@@basically_boring *_no_*

[@lilsavage944]

POV: when you catch the belt your parents were about to hit you with

[@imawafflethatlovescubes36]

Relatable

[@F-14B]

@@imawafflethatlovescubes36 hol'up

[@sniper3031]

You have now unlocked Nightmare mode. New objective added: *Run.*

[@animationglows3961]

@@imawafflethatlovescubes36

[@Gator.]

@@sniper3031 *ULTRA NIGHTMARE*

[@eryn974]

POV: you memorized your dad's belt beating combo

[@genericbean4727]

You've downloaded his moveset

[@thefatherinthecave943]

What dad hears after I perfectly blocked his attack flurry and broke his posture

[@ferdinandjoyes1632]

He will go with a power move first, then swings his belt to the right. Before that you must dodge so that the belt will miss and hit him instead, dealing at least 69 damage. At that point his anger gauge will increase at 73%, amplifying his attack damage and negating effects for a short duration. His next attack is an AoE so chances of you dodging it are very low. You must tank the damage and disarm him by pulling the belt out of his hand (The disarming skill is ineffective if dad wrapped the belt firsthand.) Disarming will force him to use his fists or other alternative as weapons (broom, cane, etc.) You MUST knock him out before this happens or else you will get punished. Once he is knocked out you can put him to his bed, get him to a therapy, or disconnect him from your life. I only got the neutral ending where we settle an agreement and live a normal father-son life.

[@nikks_2365]

TIME FOR REVENGE!!!!!

[@holorizu7316]

@@ferdinandjoyes1632 the good ending: "he listens to you and understands what's the matter" But beware this ending is extremely rare and hard to get

[@powerfakerr2542]

"this song make me want to eat a bowl without cereal and milk" -Random Guy

[@9deekay]

This made me want to invent bowls, milks, and cereals.

[@onion7067]

that random guy is you isnt it???? dont lie

[@powerfakerr2542]

@@onion7067 yes 😳

[@blackfalcon179]

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