Doorways: Holy Mountains of Flesh - Shitstorm 4: Matt & Pat's Scariness Marathon

[@gatoman46]

translations 9:18 "everything that walks will end up in the ovens" 14:18 "give back my family, murderers" 14:33 "drink from my blood" 21:29 "jeronimo dirty, jeronimo deformed" 22:58 "murderers, this place is hell, where is julieta? dross wishes you good nights" 23:54 "our flesh is yours oh holy one! flesh saint, satiate our thirst in your crimson abyss, let your blood illuminate us, feed and fill us of the perfect wisdom through the milk of the blessed ones"

[@DrakeVagabond]

Shits Locked 2

[@MostLikelyMortal]

+DrakeVagabond But spooky

[@770megaman]

Locked harder

[@SuperColdChaos]

+DrakeVagabond 2 Locked 2 Furious

[@PepperBeefSoSpicy]

+DrakeVagabond Shit's Locked 2: Lock's Revenge.

[@DrakeVagabond]

This time, Its personal... information

[@thedingo6577]

"Holy Mountains of Flesh" That's the name of Woolie's second studio album, it's much more conceptual than his first: "Pies n' Mahvel" Which featured tracks we all know and love such as: "Where my pies?" "Reading is for Pussayz" "WHEN'S MAHVEL?" "Where the short-haired girlz at?" "I lie when I die" a cover of Elvis' "Viva Las Vegas" and last but not least "I ain't been in a threesome but I been in a pie."

[@DarknessViper99]

Now with his new upcoming EP: COMP, starring his new hit single: COMP

[@tuck234]

+Cotter And His Potato Hopefully it comes out whenever Bowser releases his "Toadstools and Bitches" mix tape. haha

[@ldmt1995]

Your lore knowledge impresses me.

[@munnypantz]

Doorways: Holy Mountains of Flesh based on a real live trip to Pat's mom's house. (sorry pat)

[@qquil392]

+munnypantz Don't be

[@guywithpen]

+inoffensive coddler Makes him feel at home.

[@Rozothoth]

+munnypantz Why are you sorry? She does have the best holy mountains of flesh.

[@warlerker]

+munnypantz the mosnter at 7:52 through the door is her, just her shadow that looms over all in a mountain of cheeseburgers and peri peri sauce.

[@pmw1993]

Every horror game that uses a narrator should get the announcer from Darkest Dungeon. That man was destined from birth to read creepy lines into a microphone

[@JetJenkins]

I'm Argentinian. The developers who made this game are from my country, so people over here made a big fuzz about it. I don't remember it having that "flesh mountains" subtitle, though. Trust me: It's doesn't sound nearly as foreboding in Spanish.

[@agus9344]

+Juan Cruz Nicolas Maciel Wow, surprised by the ammount of argentinians that watch this show, i knew i wasnt the only one but damn!

[@TheOutageCouch]

We need more Karl Pilkington in this comment section

[@JetJenkins]

Agus Argenti You mean JoJo or 2BFP?

[@agus9344]

+Juan Cruz Nicolas Maciel I meant 2BFP, Jojo is preety well known everywhere (i think?)

[@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead]

Well shit even DrossRotzank is here!

[@CrankiestCrow]

I think my favorite part of the Shitstorms is being introduced to games I would otherwise would have never known about.

[@PepperBeefSoSpicy]

I had a Holy Mountain of Flesh once, but then Woolie stole it and called it his own. Man, I never get to have anything cool :(

[@SilvertonguedSaint]

+PepperBeef2Spicy This is why we can't have nice things.

[@attackcadillac2404]

+PepperBeef2Spicy He strip mined it and made a hole out of it... A woolie hole

[@LittleMountain90]

+PepperBeef2Spicy You know what? I really like this lore. Best Friends Play fans don't get to have anything cool, cuz Woolie will steal it.

[@LittleMountain90]

***** Even better - Woolie the Lore Stealer. We had Lore about him, but he stole it.

[@dirtcola]

+PepperBeef2Spicy There was a Holy Mountain of Flesh here. It's gone now.

[@Wulfsmasher]

Now this is a mysterious jogo

[@thunderphoenix440]

+Wulfsmasher It's spooky, but familiar.

[@alexanderjamesaustin]

+Teep like Wulfsmasher's picture, spooky but familiar

[@DapperDill]

I'll work harder this harvest, I promise!!!

[@Wulfsmasher]

conner mcmullin not a farmer

[@DapperDill]

Wulfsmasher BLAH BLAH BLAH!!!

[@ZanzibarJunker]

Gothic Mars Unifiwhatsit iss my favorite so far.

[@pyropoyo]

+Zanzibar Junker I hope they do a full LP for it, one of the best Shitstorm games they have played.

[@Nagittchi]

+Dalton McBleh Son, the shitstorm has just started. Also, I doubt it. Unfortunately Pat got his jimmies rustled with those puzzles.

[@pyropoyo]

Nagittchi Well yeah, Shitstorm 4 just started. I mean out of all of the Shitstorms passing, GMU has been one of my favorites.

[@cavs200]

+Nagittchi just get liam on it

[@Shadow60f]

+Zanzibar Junker I think they liked it surprisingly enough that they will hopefully do it dood :D

[@AgressiveMonkee]

What a mysterious jogo

[@madelinewoof7544]

+Capt. Colonel Koala It's spooky, but familiar.

[@JeedyJay]

+Francis Farterburger I hope that line becomes a thing.

[@arielcorrea6273]

Indeed.

[@TheTrueChuster]

+Capt. Colonel Koala Que misterioso juego...

[@madelinewoof7544]

Jeedy Jay Put it in the wiki.

[@AlarmedExiles]

I think we need a Plague animation of Pat wandering around, stabbing doors with his screwdriver and wondering why they're not opening

[@kazuya4916]

Antorbok, Pargon, Magromor, Pargon, Pargon, Xel'lotath, Pargon

[@chain_dive]

Needs more guts..

[@Grabehn42]

+smart ZAK Pargon, Pargon, Pargon, Pargon.

[@Knightess]

+smart ZAK I miss the days of Pargon and confused Pokemon elemental mechanics.

[@MegaRazor619]

+smart ZAK that voice is ingraved in my brain. they should get the true ending.

[@kainelobos8863]

Are people actually complaining about Undertale? Guys, it's been established that Shitstorm will ALWAYS take up the second video spot in October. You should know this considering this is the 4th one.

[@GhastlyThirteen]

"Familiar, but spooky" might be one of the best things I've heard in a long time, thanks person who made that MM level.

[@grimdeath999]

This has probably been already said but you were to plug in the tv, that was the last light source you were looking for, video was hilarious xD

[@DevonPalmer98]

3:00 lol Pat tried to crouch jump through the window

[@DevonPalmer98]

25:45 I take back what I said earlier about crouch jumping.

[@warlerker]

+Devon Palmer 7:52 monster shouldve crouch jumped, (shadow passes window.).

[@thunderkissacdc]

I'd just like to formally say how much I am enjoying this years Shitstorm

[@ColeVecsion]

Ahhhhh it's ben far too long since these two bumblefucked their way through a horror game set in a school

[@miserableoutcast]

Holy Mountain of Flesh is a fucking great title for anything. I'm stealing that for my bands name

[@mikethemotormouth]

Anyone notice how in the concert hall you're allowed to jump onto the stage that is higher than the benches but you're not able to jump onto the benches? Yep, that's early access

[@alexanderjamesaustin]

But guys, Liam taught us Incest is Wincest!

[@Treyman-yi7ei]

+Zepher0987 Depends on what city we're talking about here

[@everythingintherain5503]

Anime taught me incest is wincest.

[@kokobain]

+Alex Austin You mean Twincest.

[@first-last311]

People who really want to get it on with their non-existent sibling, who try super hard to convice everyone who think it's not okay taught me that "incest is wincest."

[@mastermarkus5307]

The Supernatural community told me all about Wincest. That is all.

[@Hanbei]

This game is spooky, but also spooky. i tried

[@Nagittchi]

+Hanbei Takenaka spooky? but also spooky. Fixed that for you.

[@brokenfiddle3379]

pls no skeletons

[@noporbebe]

+Hanbei Takenaka Spooky, therefore tongue but hole

[@MostLikelyMortal]

+Hanbei Takenaka But also familiar

[@brokenfiddle3379]

A spooky butt hole, a holy grail of buttness

[@lycaonvulpes]

Man, it just hit me that I've been watching this for four years now.

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

Holy Mountains of Flesh? is Pat's mom in this?

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

13:00 yes she is.

[@IceLizardsUnited]

+Knifey McStab To not disgusting to be ms. Patrick Sr.

[@KnifeyMcEdge]

+Questionable Videos didn't see her true form, that's all.

[@sinsoftheswamp8346]

no that's the unholy one

[@TheTokiEffect]

+Knifey McStab Spooky, but familiar.

[@BelinniFinalFantasy]

The jokes that come to mind with the title of this game are the breast.

[@doublevisiongirl]

Thank you guys for doing this!

[@thebigwagyu]

A Holy Mountain of Flesh is what you get when you pucker up a Woolie hole

[@kingdolani]

That's a funny way to spell Undertale.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

+PDolan I must be becoming dyslexic too.

[@zedre7633]

+PDolan The cycle repeats itself.

[@RoseTadajiyuNakahara]

+PDolan But it refused...

[@kevinpeixes3735]

+Bluttgesicht gr8 b8 m8 i r8 8/8

[@kainelobos8863]

+PDolan When Super Mario Maker was the first video of today, you should've know there wouldn't be any Undertale. Shitstorm always takes up the second video spot in October. Been that way since the first one.

[@LexBear]

What a truly terrifying Jogo

[@ColonelCorson]

The names of these games are getting better and better.

[@InVinoVeratas]

I miss this era where they would riff off of each other’s dumb comments, it was their Pax Zaibatsu watershed moments. Doomed to never repeat itself.

[@davidferguson8263]

Feels like a long time ago, and just yesterday at the same time

[@Shadic4101]

I've seen so many games like this that they don't even scare me anymore, and I'm a huge coward

[@heavilyaugmented5308]

5:05 Even in the Shitstorm, Matt can't help but find the opportunity for a reference of the Hella Chronicles.

[@MrStarkiller24]

That's at least the second time something from Game of Thrones got spoiled for Pat on this channel. Poor Pat.

[@finowa]

Jesus, these type of games are like the gaming equivalents of shit found footage "horror" movies. Jump scare monster, here it is, now here it is again, and guess what's next, here he is AGAAIN

[@saltykenny5370]

Hey don't you guys make fun of Gripe A, it's a serious Plague out there.

[@Opalance]

"That looks like something!" Looks like pitch black nothingness with my monitor's brightness turned all the way up to me!

[@arielcorrea6273]

I know this will never be read by Matt, pat, woolie or Liam but I hope ShitStorm 4 releases a full play through of Phobia.

[@kruaser123]

Doorways: Holy Mountains of Flesh? This game better have plenty of doors and many many mountains of viscera and offal with crosses on them to fight off the vampires with. Or should it be a Robin game where he says "Holy Mountains of Flesh Batman! There are too many doorways!"

[@stevencox3930]

Remember kids, if Woolie asks you if you want to see his mountain of flesh, say no and back away slowly.

[@Nightweaver1]

For those of you looking for "mountains of flesh" in this video, know that you may be slightly disappointed.

[@Sanguineviper]

I knew they weren't going to plug in the TV.

[@Revdiee]

I love how in the intro Liam's in a grave and on his tombstone it says "He's dead now"

[@xBloodLikeIcex]

Yelling at my screen 'PUT AWAY THE SCREW DRIVER, GAME LOGIC IS TRYING TO MAKE YOU SCREW THE DOOR HANDLE!'

[@sporepwner]

what a mysterious jogo

[@HarukoHoshiko]

"if I get so close to a wall, my face just start to project light" you could almost say that you're... "beaming" eh eh? ~

[@ElementalDAR]

4:23 - I see Matt is channeling his inner Peridot

[@LeaMurray3]

I think the actually scariest thing is the slight audio delay. That's got me more than anything else in the video.

[@lilpotayto]

Y'all guys should totes play Song of Saya. Pure, wholesome, Halloweenie fun that's perfect for the channel and the whole family. Just ask Liam, he probably knows lots about it. Or at least one of you knows considering you used a part of the soundtrack for your Divekick video you sick fuc- I mean, gentlemen of fine taste and high class caliber. N-not that I'd know anything about it or whatever.... *loud sweating*

[@smuggy3513]

+Reishyn I'd actually love to see them do a Saya playthrough if only just for their reactions. They could always just censor or cut the **ahem** naughtier bits.

[@LDsprite]

+Reishyn I'm glad I'm not the only horrible pervert who caught that sneaky soundtrack cameo. Unfortunately, considering being able to perv on Paz is enough to put them off Peace Walker, I can imagine them having some *serious* issues with Saya. It'd make for some great moments if they actually were ballsy enough to do a video on it, but I think even the best friends would draw the line at SPOILERS statutory rape, even if it's super consensual, hilariously weird, Lovecraftian statutory rape that's technically okay because weird Japanese age of consent laws.

[@smuggy3513]

BDsprite I think it was because of age ambiguity. Not just regular creepy Japanese age ambiguity either but crazy Cthulu bullshit ambiguity too.

[@lilpotayto]

+Melissa Tiernan You could make an argument for Pyramid Head rules but it's not exactly like the game is meant to be titillating anyway. It's more the, "Oh god, what am I watching?! I think I need to hire a therapist now." effect it evokes. Not exactly KZbin friendly unfortunately. I mean, it is Gen Urobuchi's self proclaimed darkest work. When the writer for Psycho Pass, Madoka Magica and Fate/Zero comes out and says, "Yeah, everything else I've done ain't shit next to this," you know you're in for a rough ride. I would love a website playthrough though I know it'll never happen.

[@smuggy3513]

Reishyn Oh, I know. Shit was fucked up. But at least it manages to avoid Serbian film status.

[@theaceofspades56]

Candles, doorways, stairs! Only the best names reserved for these horror jogos.

[@keystrix3704]

Now you just need to rub the Mountain of Flesh against the Pillar of Flesh and we'll have one hell of a fan fic.

[@Drawica]

I still can't get over how raw this year's Shitstorm intro is.

[@BKBMaster12]

Just in case anyone's wondering, 9:14 translated means: "Everything that walks ends up on the grill." Which matches the little fliers which say 'asador' (griller) over the crossed-out word 'casador' (hunter or predator)

[@Sephiko]

Here lies Liam: "It's fine."

[@TheGunboat]

Wow, that's one hell of a spooky ass title.

[@TheWastelandLegend]

No penalty = no fear Game design 101

[@trulythedude]

R.i.p. :(

[@RA9935]

"Thats bullshit!" Said Robert as he spat toothpaste all over the office floor

[@SilvertonguedSaint]

Holy Mountains of Flesh? HUGE TRACKS OF LAND

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Yo, when you guys playing Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm Revelaitons?

[@dokidokiduckie]

Definitely before they play BlazBlue.

[@ironicugandan5826]

When Pat grows a full head of hair

[@DapperDill]

I thought you had died, but it seems the swag kept you alive.

[@Nonon471]

+Swagbito Uchiha I love you. Please, never stop.

[@SwagbitoUchiha]

Jakuzure Nonon I do it for Nudist Beach. You can't see the rest of my body from my profile picture, but I'm always shirtless.

[@SquiboTheHomey]

WOAH-HOOOOOAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAOOOOAAHHHH Words that kill!

[@mrkraz]

Hmm so we need light. There's a TV on this cart... with the power plug hanging behind it. Also, we can push it right next to a power bar. Well, this is clearly unsolvable! -_-

[@mrkraz]

The TV! The TV! img.photobucket.com/albums/v186/dislexic/Simpsons%20Caps/vlcsnap-703557.png

[@WindWaker910]

Wow, I was just trying to remember the name of that The Calling game, and then they talked about it a few minutes later. Weird.

[@CharonsNightmare]

Ok, who else sreamed "PLUG IN THE FUCKING TV!!!!" in the end?

[@MiaowGaiGar]

It's called Doorways to represent where you'll be headed after fifteen minutes of fuckin' nothing happening.

[@xDaTrooper70x]

Yay! More games that show off how little Matt & Pat know about other languages which I find kinda funny.

[@GingerJack.]

I was thinking Hitomi J Cup but w/e this is cool too... I guess...

[@DarknessViper99]

I was expecting Bible Black, the scurriest hentai.

[@captltrl]

I just wanna say, even though it's probably been said before, the Shitstorm 4 intro is fucking amazing.

[@AfroMetalMizu]

Mountains of Flesh? Is Double gonna make a guest appearance?

[@canadian3mporium]

someone needs to make a compilation the 2bf shits locked collection

[@Shadar22]

Holy Mountains of Flesh, isn't that the name of Woolie's apartment complex?

[@TheEarthSheep]

Every now and again, for some reason, I have some vague hope that Pat will use his French-Irish skills to decipher the secret mystery jogo code words. And then he starts talking about blood babies. God damn it Pat! You were so close!

[@SturmWurm]

is this audio out of sync? I hear the guy grunt long before he jumps

[@_ArmIa]

It is a little bit. The second(?) time the monster spooks them, they yell about half a second before it actually appears.

[@tokiwartooth9935]

+Major Lag I think the door opening noises preceding the actual doors is the most egregious.

[@WillowMelody]

You're telling me that the best friends have audio desync problems? Since when?

[@SturmWurm]

A few times actually. Woolie is mostly the cause of this

[@ukokira9852]

He was being sarcastic

[@pmw1993]

"Holy Mountains of Flesh" sounds like a Berserk chapter.

[@dannyfitzgerald1593]

All they had to do was plug the TV in after they pushed it to create a beam of light. To be fair the power socket is pretty damn hidden though and you wouldn't naturally walk about staring at the floor.

[@Trawpius]

Shitstorm 4: The Shit's Locked Chronicles

[@doomdimention9787]

That name is so fucking good. I'm willing to bet that the reason they were stuck in the beginning is because Pat was only using one of the mouse buttons.

[@wretchedbivan1035]

Didn't that T.V on one of the push platforms have a cable dangling out of it? Could you have plugged it in and burned that creepy fucker up with the purging light of educational television?

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

Grey and Cry of fear were some of my favorite mods played during that first shit storm.

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

did they not like those games?

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

And I thought cry of fear and afraid of monsters were half life one mods but Grey was a half life 2 mod. hardly remember though

[@RodTheClan]

I shouldn't have had so much hope for the three video cycle.

[@MalisinECila]

Anytime you play a game where there's blood on the bathroom floor it's just us women having our periods.

[@Side_Of_Guac]

Tell me I'm not the only one that saw the extension cord on the ground for the TV in the "Bookcase Room"

[@zeezenfrozen]

Just got a few new sets of Knitting needles, yarn and popcorn.. Time for the spoopy!!

[@TheMrTangamandapio]

"Bebe de mi sangre" "I know what that means, it's Blood Baby!!" Oh I'm laughing, I'm loving these vids

[@booksimon8183]

Man, we're getting some epic titles this Shitstorm.

[@RadicalJellyman]

Okay, this game got to me in a really weirdly specific way... Too spoopy for me!

[@SymbolicShadows]

Is this just The Enigma of Amigara Fault?

[@them3otherguys]

I knew enough to be able to read "our flesh is yours" and "Saint of the flesh". Pat's hatred of children justified.

[@palaceofwisdom9448]

There's the good kind of darkness that elicits fear of the unknown, and then there's the annoying kind that just makes you want to see where the hell you're going. This game went with the second kind.

[@rickaay15]

This better have a ton of squelching noises...

[@mikethebunnywarrior]

"into the Wooliehole 2: The Backdownening"

[@drinklewinkle]

As a janitor I can assure you, any red goo you find in bathrooms is actually just people eating spaghetti-o's in the stall and spilling it everywhere.

[@wackedoutdj]

the intro is so good

[@LoganDolore]

Favorite Shitstorm opening yet.

[@CaylexT]

You figured out pretty quickly that the creature is averse to light, but then throw your hands up at the first real puzzle because you can't get it even after you move the obstacles around and light up most of the room. I can't even.

[@FullMetalOstrich]

Wow. That's a fucking title if I've ever seen one.

[@alazarielanderson5367]

Maybe they could turn on that tele somehow...

[@MARPOLO13]

Regardless of how this game will be when I watch the video, the name if fucking awsome

[@Rozothoth]

The title of the game sounds like what the super best friends see when they enter woolies apartment. Just Woolie laying in bed like a dead cow, mountains of flesh splayed everywhere. You know, from all the people he killed.