Dorkly Bits - Snaaaaake!

See NEW Bits www.dorkly.com !
Next time Campbell calls, let it go to voicemail.
Geek out with us...
FACEBOOK: / dorkly
TWITTER: / dorkly
DIGG: digg.com/dorkly

[@windrush4220]

Should be an easter egg in a new game.

[@Woods4guns]

Wind Rush to bad they removed codec calls from MGS5 and the next Metal Gear is a shitty zombie game

[@dragonsdragonseverywhere425]

Wind Rush h

[@dkrampage2933]

Woods4guns is Not a shitty zombie Game is a regular zombie game but with mgs whithout kojima And ALOT Of microtransaction.

[@obudanbondon]

Mark ManSteer ...uhm...no. It's a SHITTY zombie game L4D was pretty damn decent, bringing quite the spice & innovation.. also Dying Light was an excellent game this one was a *shitty* zombiegame P.S. Hey, Joe. Wanna play a zombie game?!

[@cheetusboladus9410]

We got to have faith.......…….…

[@zedc6072]

I'd pay to see David Hayter and Paul Eiding do this

[@TheCoreyd1086]

I would love to see that as well

[@PantyLunatic]

Agree.

[@RoyFan33]

If I EVER meet Hayter, I am going to request he screams, "I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!" for me. xD I absolutely had a fit laughing at this!

[@emanon8336]

Wow 10 years ago

[@parker-boy98]

"You called me in the middle of a life-threatening mission to ask me out to a TYLER PERRY MOVIE?!"

[@Southhs]

0:18-0:20 😆 0:36-0:42 🤣 Whoever voiced Snake f^^kin *NAILED* it!!!

[@parmpreetgill8205]

Whoever played Snake did a fantastic fucking job. The colon was pretty good too.

[@Omnificence2016]

Colonel.

[@Rashid_Emperor]

Colon?

[@IonicHyperspace]

WTF colon?

[@commandingjudgedredd1841]

​@@IonicHyperspace Must've been the corrupted AI, again.

[@CrazyBrick30]

*cologne

[@supermariofan03]

Snake: You called me in the middle of an important mission to ask me out to a TYLER PERRY MOVIE?!?!?! Colonel:...By David Fincher Snake: Be right back.

[@SpideyFan-onst]

The same guy who directed Alien³?

[@supermariofan03]

@@SpideyFan-onst It doesn’t exist in his mind.

[@SpideyFan-onst]

@@supermariofan03 oh. Yeah ig that makes sense.

[@omirosv]

"I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!" That's my new excuse for whenever I need to explain myself!

[@adventuretimegamer2253]

steak steak steaaaakkkk

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

Lake lake laaaaaaake!

[@adventuretimegamer2253]

TabbyclawProductions drake drake draaaaaaakke

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

Adventure time Gamer Brea break (nathan) breeeeaaaaakk!

[@adventuretimegamer2253]

TabbyclawProductions quake quake quaaaaaaaaaake

[@tabbyclawproductions7943]

Adventure time Gamer fake fake faaaaaaaake!

[@TheObserver85]

Dude, nobody wants to see Tyler Perry movies.

[@cherryshark9170]

same

[@kyleescribano6649]

I love Tyler Perry movies. Have a problem? Don't care.

[@chrismurch3735]

Tyler Perry rather be Madea.

[@quintondent5647]

What's wrong with watching Tyler Perry movies?

[@logansupersonic0474]

@@kyleescribano6649 well f*ck you then

[@danmeldrum312]

I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!

[@schon2395]

Who eats force field dogs

[@masterofgaburincho]

Schon239 (nice reference dude)

[@danmeldrum312]

0:18 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Southhs]

Whoever voiced Snake f^^kin *NAILED* it! I was rofling so bad...!

[@wilbwri]

Snakes voice is halarious awesome. Loved this video.

[@imcintyre01]

I was fighting a giant robot dinosaur!

[@iod353iw]

I was watching this, but I couldn't help but notice that they had the codex number wrong. Pretty sure it's 140.85. wow. I'm a dork.

[@Suika_Ibuki_The_Drunk_Oni]

NEEEEEEEERD!

[@Num1NoxusFan]

me as well

[@Lost_idiot223]

The nerd dis you did looks like a penis!

[@chrismurch3735]

Do you like....NEEEEEEEEERRRDS?

[@erikacutie69]

I guess you're DORKLY

[@LordAnasterian]

The guy they've got doing Snake's voice is just awesome here. There are circumstances where I still try to imitate that "TYLER PERRY MOVIE!?" line.

[@costacorous8106]

POV: You checked at Dorkly's oldest videos and clicked the second one because you're "built different"

[@dylanaroberts97]

Person 1: Hey Snake how are you today? Snake: I JUST FOUGHT A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR! Person 2: Hey Snake what are you eating? Snake: I JUST FOUGHT A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR! Person 3: OH NO! A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR! Snake: Meh, someone will take care of it eventually.

[@otispaul1]

That doesn't sound like me...at all. Pretty damn funny though!

[@Handgun777]

Cooool! It's the real Paul Eiding. :)

[@Akechi_The_Phantom_Detective]

Hahaha! Now it is %_%

[@MegaTaylor12345]

Handgun777 hahaha no

[@RangerMcFriendly]

Haha the comment is from Paul’s official KZbin account so... yeah this is really him! Love ya Paul!

[@martinbondesson]

"I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!" Epic! xD That is so going to be my answer from now on when my mom calls me on the cell and I'm too... erm, busy... to answer it. Gold!

[@samsamba08]

It just cracks me up when Snake just disappears...and he goes back into the whole "are you listening" thing in the game

[@Vaktalor]

that made me laugh so hard best videos ive watched for metal gear solid

[@666melodeath666]

why am i just finding out about this guy now? dude your awesome and underrated

[@tf2isagoodgame282]

How r u doing now

[@huuui8650]

Bruhh this channel is absolute gem

[@d4peters86]

i like it when says "u called me in the middle of a life threatning mission to ask me out to a TLYER PERRY MOVIE?!?!?!!?!?" XD

[@sizlax]

Dorkly should do a video like this of Mei Ling calling snake in the middle of a battle and spammer her "you know snake, in China..." stories.

[@danmeldrum312]

0:36 "You called me in the middle of a life threatening mission to ask me out to a TYLER PERRY MOVIE?!" 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

[@Xelights]

The voice actor for snake is awesome

[@MahBoi-rm1vz]

Snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake!!!!

[@supersonic20091]

+Davide Paparella The 3rd Mario bros. LIQUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!!!!!

[@IBroLLyISePhIrOtH]

Hahahahaha

[@TitaniumSteelGreatest]

Necroposting hehe

[@RGC_animation]

I was fully expecting Snake to be like: Sure and they went to watch the movie.

[@niceman2187]

Fun fact: the Shadow Moses incident was on 2-28-05 three days after the first Madea movie

[@reptile1677]

Do you really think a general would bug one of his men mid mission to ask if he wanted to see a movie

[@boybee9859]

Yes

[@NightShadow720]

It wouldn't be Metal Gear Solid without anyone shouting, "S-N-A-A-A-A-A-K-E!!"

[@Sinspiration]

Whoever voiced Snake sounds fucking awesome when he acts pissed XD

[@OoTrudabearoO]

Im in love with these videos now, just saw the Mario one on Facebook

[@BlueJourney2719]

"I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!" Super Mario Sunshine: Tell me about it...

[@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation]

Godzilla: I feel your pain but WAY WORSE

[@BlueJourney2719]

@@Godzilla_Beast_of_Revelation MechaGodzilla!

[@poisonpuffadder9352]

" I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!"

[@adammalkovich187]

You called me in the middle of a life threatening mission to ask me out to a TYLER PERRY MOVIE?!!!

[@barbicud]

Oh my goodness, Tyler Perry! love that guy.

[@sloppytightbottom]

How can anyone even on a crappy day downthumb this!?

[@Sonokido]

"I love your snake, General."

[@CarpettinginMotel.townson]

Calling him for THAT doesn’t seem to be worth by

[@tojo5068]

I feel soooo bad for Colonel because all he wants to do was go see the new Taylor Perry movie not by himself.

[@jan0195]

The best dorkly EVER

[@jakkuwolfinsomnia8058]

"SNAKE?! SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!!" "WHAAAT!? WHAAT! WHAAAAAAAAAAT!" ".... ....hi! :3 hehehehe!!"

[@blessedstellaronhunter]

Insomniac "You called me in the middle of a life-threatening mission just to GREET ME?!"

[@raffael.azevedo]

Imagine Joe calling him to talk about his top percentage Rattata

[@cyburntwentytwelve2455]

The colonel is the only white person who likes Tyler perry movies

[@neiljohnson291]

Joker does same thing lol BATS BATS batsssssssssssssssssssss

[@guimirez]

i know its old, but i would love hearing him screming "its over 9000"...oh sweet childhood

[@kintsuchi3618]

Omg, snakes voice is fucking hot

[@PacoCotero1221]

TYLER PERRY MOVIE?!

[@shane6205]

Hue hue hue

[@darthkahn45]

Colonels sad codec face might just be the greatest thing ever.

[@BrianTXtreme]

This was funny but now I have to do some yard work where's that rake? Has anybody seen my rake? .... Rake?..... Rake?.... RAAAAAKE?😖

[@iezaeyapeaterz4121]

_Carnel): Snake? snake..! Snnnaakkee!!!!!! _Snake):WHAT..!!!

[@fatherlist]

Bilal Jones Archer: Lana. Lana?Lana... LANAAAAAA!! Lana: What?!!! Archer: *whispers* Danger zone

[@justaprinny9940]

fi:link link liiiiiiiink link: what fi you have... four heart you get damage and you have... three hearts so you must hear a beep i beep to tell you about what is a heart link: beeep fi:link link liiiiiiiink

[@SamsarasArt]

Colonel: Hi *giggles*

[@shadow19831]

14 miss calls ... that's my wife for ya

[@everyoneash]

I mean he could just go to the movie...medea is in jail AGAIN, when will that ever happen for a third time?

[@ghostchaser1631]

I'm kind of busy right now...fighting a giant robot dinoaur...that's armed with a f*%cking nuke! WHAT DO YOU WANT?!?!

[@420sakura1]

Head not endangering Snake but also the entire free world.

[@bankai1981]

i am suprised that this hasnt gotten a million views yet

[@xoxjazzzy]

"i'm just saying maybe take my feelings into... you know, consideration."

[@ooFreeMan]

Dorkly videos is a Legend...

[@mrfun4isback]

It enlarges everything, not just the text.

[@globalpedro]

To much of a personal conversation. :3

[@ImAGlitchOfficial]

Snake snake snaaaaake

[@MikelAnimated]

Cernal: snake what happens snaaaake

[@DerGehurte]

I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!! i could listen to this 1000 times and still laughing the shit aout of me...

[@kaidos123]

something like this would be in the game

[@PokeymanTrainer]

It's not the comments that ruin the video, it's you for ignoring the video to go see what the comments are saying.

[@PrayingSeraph]

"I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!" haha that was epic

[@Baneheart666]

I puked my coffee. Damn good stuff :P

[@SpanishFly120]

I was thinking the exact same thing, haha. Especially when he yells.

[@EcdsKO1323O]

Given the Codec conversations in the game, this isn't outlandish.

[@jamauln1]

Fighting giant robot dinosaurs must make you cranky.

[@pawsfatherlord7]

Fighting a giant robot dinosaur? Didn't Snake mean he was in a dinosaur lazer fight? Jk, awesome video.

[@s0m30n3unavailible]

At least Snake managed to avoid drowning.

[@obachsk]

Voldemort vs. Colonel Colonel: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE Voldemort: NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the title for the best scream is on

[@MSTR]

why am i watching this like 10 times in a row

[@QuestionableRadioactivity]

That's a ladder. Use the button that does most other things to climb it. You can go up and down. Ladders are made out of metal and have rungs, and they sound like ring which is what I'll give my wife because it's our anniversary. I wonder if my daughter Mery- I mean...back to the mission...

[@SeoulMan]

There's only one explanation for this, the Colonel in this codec conversation must be an AI. The Patriots must be Tyler Perry fans, damn them...

[@thebaseballcardguru]

Toad would be interested in seeing that movie.

[@nlawrence488]

this was my fav game

[@cherryshark9170]

remember the drunk dial what if the girl called him instead and he says the same things like you called me in a life threatening mission just to see a fucking movie

[@TheBm1999]

My Computer Crashed After Snack Said: "I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!"

[@supercomicalbros3168]

I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR! Best excuse to not pick up the phone ever.

[@EarlFaulk]

Honestly this sounds like my wife calling me asking me where I am when I am working on something important

[@Teknanam]

@12aSHE The Colonel whether he be an AI or the real thing is absolutely eccentric.

[@yehbe]

Fight sarcasm with sarcasm... Smart

[@XxKyKiske2007xX]

Snake kinda sounded like Ragna when he yelled.

[@DravenR2019]

I totally get what you're saying.

[@charlieludwinski2969]

007: snaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake

[@BoxxlaVision]

Yo your avatar made me scratch my screen like it was itchy... the look on my girlfriends face was priceless

[@Sly88Frye]

Oh wow! That would be hilarious! That box trouble video is so funny!

[@TheGuilbran78]

I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSUAR laughed so hard when he said that

[@Koridai011]

I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!!

[@ChickenPizza]

Thanks, I didn't even think to enlarge the text.

[@robodroid00]

If you didnt get it , the ''giant robot dinosaur'' is Metal Gear REX.

[@datagrab]

am i the only one here who enjoyed the first one (PS, not NES) more than the 2,3,4 and 5? Great dialogues

[@chandlergodfrey5643]

Seconds 18-20 were hilarious.

[@Rexxvia]

Snake: I WAS FIGHTING A GIANT ROBOT DINOSAUR!!! Me: And I was fighting a giant robot reptile.

[@4Destiny4lifeXDXD]

the snake voice is perfect for snake :D for phantom pain

[@myphoneisdead333]

65 people were attacked by a giant robot dinosaut

[@Deagle-Beagle]

55 people got ate by a giant robot dinosaur.