Dorkly - Mario The Problem with Warp Whistles

[@Nobleheart111]

“There’s not even a toilet in here.” Are we saying bowser’s castle needs...plumbing?

[@misterpantherman7678]

Well no, princess. You’re a prisoner... lol

[@jeremybrown3271]

Maybe that's what the whole thing is about. Maybe Bowser put in a work order for plumbing that Mario never tended to. So he kidnapped the princess as leverage to get his plumbing done

[@RonaldRaiden]

@@jeremybrown3271 I like the way you think

[@ShootNowAskLater01]

This comment is funnier than the entire sketch was

[@kushbalaji1019]

The Mario Brothers are just ordinary plumbers in this game Period.

[@andyoats]

This is why Bowser always gets invited to go-karts with everyone else, y’know.

[@Lawsonomy1]

This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.

[@dandytastic7465]

@@Lawsonomy1 If being gay was a choice we would all be gay right now

[@philipmacedonia6429]

@@dandytastic7465 no.

[@knightrohan1]

He's so upstanding to the unspoken bad-guy rules

[@fuhkishoga5130]

and tennis.

[@mexikleo8449]

Bowser: "Oh you're one of those..." Me: "Is that like a personal attack or something?"

[@youraveragejoe2]

Bowser: now you're just being a whiny bitch.

[@Neo2266.]

Is that a reference to Moldy Cheese Larson?

[@connorcrawford7059]

yes it is

[@youraveragejoe2]

@@Neo2266. who?

[@rutso175]

Yes speed runners suck

[@stove3517]

*meanwhile, in another reality* Bowser: "how'd you get here so fast?!" Mario: "Imma-a every level completion speedrunnar." Browser: ".....Oh. I thought you used a warp whistle." Mario: "I woulda NEVER use thata abomination!" Browser: "Phew. I was fearing the worst."

[@davidkraft314]

That'sa right, I used a warp pipe, word 1-2 bitch

[@jmeister7482]

@@davidkraft314 Oh! You're one of THOSE people I see? I get it

[@blackout2986]

Ah yes. The browser thought you used a warp pipe

[@LastCatalyst24]

You forgot the part where he kills bowser instantly.

[@jibronyasein947]

internet browser

[@JonahBoing]

Bowser is the homie in this animation

[@alcatrazjyh6293]

True dat, brotha!

[@jaedenjae5439]

Yup

[@TylerJayWalker]

THIS WAS STOLEN

[@goatedkid9552]

@@TylerJayWalker ok but you’re a baby so get a life!

[@nathanielrobinson7533]

Yeah

[@Ursacke]

“You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.”

[@Lawsonomy1]

The counter to that is "Your a criminal, you are destabilizing entire nations with acts of terrorism. You dare talk about my personal growth when so many lives are on the line? My life is irrelevant before the interests of the state. Prepare to die!"

[@harryhealey4298]

@@Lawsonomy1 “I just took over a week ago. I’m trying to stop the archaic rule of the monarchy and install democracy and peace among the mushroom kingdom and all the subjects. Not just the toads but also the goombas, koopas and boos. And don’t ask about the lava pits, I couldn’t possibly put those in when I just took over. Peach must’ve put those there.”

[@StarflameCrimsonOfficial]

I need to remember to tell that to cheaters sometime...

[@justachilldude4356]

@@harryhealey4298 "Bowser, you're name is literally *King* Koopa, you talk about installing democracy when you yourself are an active monarch, an autocratic dictator who would sooner give control over the stretches of land you've seized to your 8 year old kids instead of handing that power to anybody capable of using it or letting the people elect somebody capable of campaigning for it, unless you want us to believe that it's just a coincidence that all 7 of the kingdoms you seized just happened to simultaneously agree that prepubescent children, all of whom belonged to you specifically, were the best people to elect into power. You can't be serious. Do you actually know what is happening in this war you've started, Goombas are walking off cliffs to their deaths, Bomb-ombs are blowing themselves up in droves, Bullet Bills are resigning themselves to an eternity of moving in one direction, all for a slight chance at killing me, all of whom fail and waste their lives for nothing because you lack the competence to hire somebody even remotely capable of keeping my in the grave. The condition of the the workers you claim to fight for is atrocious, and that doesn't even compare to the atrocities you've committed on those you deem to oppose you. You kidnapped Yoshi's unborn children and trapped him and his friends in eggs to humiliate them, you've used black magic to contort the bodies of lords and turn them into animals, you've kidnapped innocent toad civilians and turned their friends into bricks, all for what, to overthrow Peach's monarchy and replace it with your own, and you have the gall to act like Peach is the evil one for liking lava pits. You're evil Bowser, a cold blooded monster who would sooner ruin families and let his men die than not spend a day trying to conquer another kingdom because you're too lazy to simply build one of your own. I'm not here for a journey, I'm not here to have a fun time, I'm here to stop your crimes, save my girlfriend, and restore peace to the land, peace *you* took away, not Peach, prepare to die Bowser.

[@cobaltprime9467]

“Yeah, well, screw you!”

[@poisenouspuppy3822]

Bowser ready to build Mario 8 new worlds can't build peach a toilet. I think we know who bowser really loves

[@fixedfunshow]

well is more of sending his minions, he doesn't build much besides the castles if he does at all

[@CloakRyzn]

@@stevenedwards9262 Lmao, why did you have to take it there?

[@sjonnieplayfull5859]

Of course there was no toilet: Bowser used all the pipes in the previous seven worlds...

[@Lawsonomy1]

This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.

[@Raydnt69]

This has a special place in my heart, as it was my first exposure to british bowser. Sucks it keeps getting taken down.

[@harnessedcomic4381]

Wait why did this get taken down?

[@piercelindenberg6842]

British Bowser is great!

[@owoberon4947]

@@harnessedcomic4381 are you asking why nintendo does something?

[@SeanTrn]

@@owoberon4947 ah ok there’s the answer

[@endoftheleft2704]

@@owoberon4947 Why this one specifically and not Dorkly’s many other Mario/Nintendo parodies?

[@ymotechnopopfan]

Bowser has a awesome british/English accent.

[@resplndnt]

I thought he sounded vaguely Australian

[@thoruszwolf4153]

@@resplndnt Same thing -'J

[@flawlesssack1122]

Just a posh accent

[@Huhehat]

He sounds like the shame wizard from bigmouth

[@dissonanceparadiddle]

It feels great

[@videogollumer]

This... is actually pretty heart-wrenching for Dorkly/College Humor. I actually felt bad for Mario; he didn't realize he was skipping out on all the fun until it was too late. :'(

[@harrellt1405]

Heart warming for me...bowser is a great guy

[@videogollumer]

@@harrellt1405 For a militant, dictatorial, princess kidnapping king; he is. lol

[@MrRuePine]

@@videogollumer Heart-wrenching indeed. Why can't Dorkly be like that again :'(

[@bezimeni2000]

Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination

[@matthiasplatz5919]

*Mario's hat* Would you like to destroy some evil today?

[@corporalkarambit]

This is too wholesome.

[@siahwolf733]

This is the most wholesome dorky bets ever, I love this

[@RedDragonForce2]

Mario: Wait, all this aesthetic and you don’t have one single toilet, Bowser? Not judging, just curious... Bowser: To be fair, we have LAVA. I mean, Lava covers up the smell tenfold. You don’t even notice... unless your looking at someone taking a dump. Trust me, my henchmen are very respectful of one another. Peach: Hmm... didn’t think about that.

[@escopeto7849]

After all these years, "there's not even a toilet in here" still sounds hilarious. The anxious delivery is spot on!

[@SpoopySquid]

British Bowser is such a gem

[@supreme-ss777]

He’s pretty chill and doesn’t seem like a good guy.

[@mistermonologue2442]

1:12 The moment Luigi discovered his fur-sona

[@electroman1996]

He's probably just on his way to meet Snowtail, the Arctic Fox-Wolf :P

[@chloerogers8841]

Furries and fursonas are things like cats dogs, usually dogs. Frogs, snakes and dragons are known as scalies

[@Bro-cx2jc]

We ShOuLd AlL hAvE sEx

[@inspectorroy3096]

@@Bro-cx2jc it is I! Pond hopper!

[@dylanle6241]

2:11 “there’s not even a toilet in here...”

[@blob5907]

good

[@MichaelGonzalez-hd7kk]

Just go in the lava pit...

[@DamnDaimen]

Bowser wants to be her toilet.

[@kaizoisevil]

@@DamnDaimen He's a urophiliac?

[@DiddyKongVsLuigi]

Who said that?

[@infj-tguy6275]

What. a. TWIST! bowser actually made mario regret skippin the levels and helped him enjoy the game more, that's a very nice ending

[@Shady_Fungus]

::Mario feels bad about using whistles in Mario 3:: ::Uses Star Road in Super Mario World:: ::Abuses countless glitches in Mario 64:: Bowser: HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING!!

[@Sprigatitto740]

And then uses canons in NSMB

[@bbbazzinga]

This was fun but let's face it, it's Peach the one looking for being kidnapped, she's got a weird thing going on with bowser...

[@shvirasnowcat8622]

I heard that Peach is dating Bowser in secret

[@equinox2553]

She just have a weird fetish about getting kidnapped and this is the thing that 'turn her on' xxD

[@batfan1939]

In my head canon, Mario and Bowser are the same person: Mario, being their first name, represents their best days/qualities; Bowser, being their last name, represents their worst. Peach doesn't like "Bowser," but rather than leaving/escaping, she just waits for "Mario" to come and rescue her… from himself. Even explains why Bowser's invited to sporting events and go karts and the like!

[@madslayer4197]

Browses lines sound like something Ricky Gervais would say

[@Sergeantmajormario]

I'm now imagining Ricky Gervais voicing Bowser in the Mario Film... and honestly I want that now

[@decapitaregrimm6663]

You guy's know what's good

[@madslayer4197]

@@decapitaregrimm6663 having a go at mario for his round head

[@madslayer4197]

@@Sergeantmajormario and kemek voiced by Steve merchant

[@foxking6354]

Meanwhile in another reality Bowser:what took so long Mario: I enjoyed the levels Bowser: oh so you like to take your time and not stress Mario:yes Bowser:well let’s see you defeat me Mario:”activates invincible star” Bowser: welp I’m done for

[@vivid-creation]

Original Collage humor Dorkly Video by this guy... "Incredible... Everything you just said was wrong."

[@h2opuppet821]

I would gladly be bowser's homie since he's usually chill about most things

[@KasbashPlays]

Bowser's Fury should've been a story about how he's disappointed with Mario speedrunners.

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Finally some saint uploads this! Why did they take this classic down!? Thank you.

[@Jebu911]

Id assume it was nintendont steal our ips

[@emblemblade9245]

That’s an asinine and unintelligent assumption that totally betrays context and precedent.

[@jamesfowler5100]

The gigantic world was one of my favorites in the game. Bowser was right about that.

[@DartLuke]

What part is it?

[@toddseligmann2982]

@@DartLuke its been a while for me. I think its world 5 or 6.

[@jdb2002]

@@DartLuke World 4

[@DamontheDemon7]

1:57 I never thought I’d see Bowser and Mario hugging it out.

[@matthewscottshea]

This is why I never use warp whistles when I play SMB3. I go through the entire game, every level, every time.

[@somewagyuenjoyer]

This is so wholesome, Mario and Bowser being good friends, while they're their biggest enemies

[@svetlinnikolov8710]

I like how the dragon has a picture of his mom on the wall

[@halo1989100]

Um....thats himself.

[@ricaard]

The Princess' voice is perfect.

[@kimjongun2942]

I love Bowser's English accent It's dope

[@Odindoesstuffreal]

the feels like a futurama episode for some weird reason

[@nutter3074]

Bowser is the Frenemy we never deserved

[@MajinLD]

this is why i fully beat every mario game

[@roeuth]

Thing is the warp whistle is so secretly hidden, you’ve might as well earned it if you found it on your first play through. No feeling bad here. Yes you could’ve found the cheats somewhere but back then those were limited to gaming magazines not many people could afford a monthly subscription or players probably already played through the whole game and discovered the warp whistle on a 2nd or third play through.

[@choboy46]

"You didn't even rescue any of the kings"

[@robbiewalker2831]

Funny you say that, I once did an edit of the two sketches, this one and "Mario skips World 2" to give some kind of cohesive story.

[@DarkLordDumbledore]

Man! I love this! Their practically FRIENEMIES!

[@dfx13productions47]

“Luigi using the frog suit” giving me flashbacks to the fury Mario video

[@Bman-mh5gk]

I love bowers voice! I think it fits perfect! Same as Mario!

[@jhgolf25]

"That sounds like it might have been fun" 😂

[@RobeonMew]

Bowser is just upset that the warp whistle cut his "fun time" with peach. Why you think it's toad that always tells you that she's somewhere else? They're all in on it! 📯

[@AT-il2ej]

Bowser Jr came out of her

[@RobeonMew]

@@AT-il2ej Sunshine ☀

[@molink3123]

Lmao I like how he’s trying so hard to help him out

[@ArmyGuyDan]

Super Mario Bros 3 was my all time favorite game

[@MarcusDandridgeDee_Kae]

Rewatching this Makes me realize that Seeing Luigi of all People having something he doesn't Makes Mario Hate him enough to Push him out of his Life in Later Dorkly/Lowbrow Shorts

[@wolfey1579]

That ending with what peach said is the funniest part ever

[@satamsonic4026]

Dorkly in 2009 be like:

[@jordanpeterson5038]

I dont know why I like this one so much. Though if I may, bowsers doing this whole capture the princess thing for him then himself.

[@luckyday5721]

This was great.

[@damotoneko1500]

Mario is right though. Saving the princess with any means neccessary(except immoral ones) is the right way to go.

[@antenna_prolly]

internal logic vs. player logic

[@sithlordmikeyp]

@0:20 who does Bowser say made that quote? I searched it and it says Dan Eldon. But I can't really make out what Bowser says.

[@KnightRaymund]

Deepak Chopra, a quack

[@dragonstormx]

We always knew Mario and Bowser were secretly friends,

[@LizardFella2.0]

bro legit, mario and bowser are legit bros

[@zaidhernandez4601]

This was awesome

[@awm8414]

Bowser and Mario have a great bromance

[@Lawsonomy1]

This is the version of Bowser and Mario that start going out when Bowser turns into Bowsette.

[@andrewjbrave1370]

This is why Super Mario World was made

[@jayNicks10]

Bowser- you missed the snow world. Mario - there was a snow world? Me - yes, and it was a pain in the ass. Worth skipping. Bowser - the water levels aren’t so bad once you put on the frog suit. Me - the frog suit was a pain in the ass too. Great underwater, but terrible on land.

[@ARC-8846]

Bowser is the mvp here folks

[@2livenoob]

Bowser not keeping his accent stable ruins it.

[@yoshicrew9532]

Mario and bowser hug each other

[@terceljr]

frog suit in water levels were fun though. And the big goomba boot was also great as well as the hammer bro power up XD.

[@vhypnotic7825]

I love bowser how he is helping Mario

[@KuperSpyronicStudios]

Mario: **Courage** Bowser: **Wisdom**

[@8-bitepilepsy147]

“There’s not even a toilet in here.” Holy shit, bowser is into shitplay!!!

[@cherkovision]

Like most 80s kids, I learned about both warp whistles long before I could properly beat very many levels. So it was either skip to World 8, or else maybe make it to World 3 on a good day. Now nearly 40, I'm finally playing through every single level, and it's true: there are some really fun levels, especially in World 7.

[@IcebroYT5231]

Good, very good indeed

[@fernandod4046]

The relationship between all these characters is getting more confusing.

[@sonichart1364]

What did I just walk into?

[@matthewgamboaalvarado3067]

Wholesome video.

[@shoken4421]

Somewhere in this castle bowser jr is crying because his pop isnt grunting or growling when he speaks😳

[@holywarrior96]

What’s the song at the end

[@PhantomStar1987]

Bowser's voice is so cool! 👍😎

[@redfox-mg1gj]

In the underwater levels there's a fast and big purple fish who is hunting you down

[@jayNicks10]

If Mario uses the warp whistle, he takes Luigi with him.

[@chrisburrelljr9270]

Luigi finally got his shining moment

[@seth2111]

1: Everybody needs a Bowser hug from time to time. 2: My head cannon is Peach secretly pays Bowser to attack and kidnap her so she can get a vacation and Mario gets to play hero.

[@miketherobotinkling]

I approve of this bowser, bowser's not always the bad guy

[@TheAdventuresOfJimiJaden]

I remember seeing this a few years ago

[@joemasters2270]

Mario crying & hugging Bowser 😆😆😆

[@kalieffoster4607]

Have never felt bad about using the whistle and I never will lol....but you can try 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@leviprentice5689]

To be fair giant word was my favourite as a kid 😎👍

[@schwarzerritter5724]

Bowser should really be more impressed. If Mario did not even go to the desert, he had no clouds and, at most, one single p-wing.

[@ROMANEMPIRE69]

There’s not even a toilet in here. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. College humor always gets some great jokes in these shorts. 😜

[@PhantomStar1987]

Mario: I'm here to save myself.

[@Reddythedino]

T H E R E ' S N O T E V E N A T O I L E T I N H E R E

[@thedman1754]

Mario! Are you here to save me? No. Ima here to save myself!

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

they dont call him king of koopas for nothing lmao

[@rmt3589]

I want a bowser hug...

[@DarkSyntax]

THIS.....IS.......... BRILLIANT.........💯

[@josejoaquinbenitez6485]

I thought he said "I've come-o for the pizzas, Bowser." Hahahahah

[@keybladewar22]

That was wholesome.

[@furybolt1474]

It's really irritating when people say the video is stolen from the original when the person who re-uploaded the original video, especially if it's deleted or not, had literally gave credit IN THE DESCRIPTION.

[@christianmarshal6117]

😳....What have I just watched?!....

[@gabepenner3416]

Like I said There's always times when we simed to fall But, if it's easy it's not fun at all. ... got that one from a song

[@nucflashevent]

**IN** all fairness, lol, the concept of warp whistles was to make up for the fact the game lacked any kind of save/password feature...you weren't intended to use them to skip to the end "just because" but more to get back to where you were if you couldn't finish the game in one go.

[@johnepants]

The whistles are a double edged sword. Sure you get to skip to World 8 fast, but you have no power ups in your arsenal at all, so once you get to the airships, you better be really f’n good at the game. If you play through all of the levels, you should have 99 lives, a few P-Wings, and a cloud or two. Unfortunately I can never beat world 8-1 without a P-wing

[@bananaburger3194]

Bowser kidnappes peach for mario to have fun. He does it for mario

[@familygoyim]

I remember this every time I use a warp whistle or enter a warp zone on accident.

[@Naiddou]

bowser is so rich he have many castles without any toilets in them