Mario Messed Up

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[@dorkly]

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[@WickedSkyler]

Cool

[@dorkly]

huh neat

[@dorkly]

go watch Dimension 20. here's the first episode: kzbin.info/www/bejne/lau9qXaMd85qY80

[@legoking6165]

Still waiting for Kevin to come back.

[@atlasguytinyproductions55]

I just had the advertisement of the show from the beginning and now at the end ...

[@jeremyoakes1]

Mario singing the Dr Marion song while throwing pills killed me... and the koopa...

[@Quackery415]

Jeremy Oakes oh that’s so sad Poor koopa kid

[@theshadownator]

Killed you and the koopa

[@theshadownator]

Funny

[@bluedarkdarklin2552]

And grandma koops for that epilepsy from the star. But hey, it was funny.

[@nahumvas7375]

LOL

[@JustinY.]

Mario did an oopsie

[@camelat7228]

Justin Y. HOW ARE YOU ALREADY HERE

[@shockingjolteon3259]

You beat my record

[@johnkinsey6117]

Neat

[@blitzthespittah3712]

wowzers

[@schwi5425]

Kachigga

[@CrispyToast]

Mario better look for a 1-up Mushroom and fast.

[@NaiveGambler]

Underrated comment.

[@marcosgalvis3498]

@@NaiveGambler That's more efficient than collecting one hundred coins.

[@NaiveGambler]

@@marcosgalvis3498 True.

[@_ThatDudeAgain_]

Too late already got a game over.

[@marcosgalvis3498]

@@_ThatDudeAgain_ There's always continue

[@diegobrando5225]

“Did the pills work? Oh no, you’re dead!” -Dr. mario 2019

[@fallin5427]

I was going to say that but it seems you were here much earlier😆

[@AlmightyKarnage]

420th like 😏

[@dobmaster4412]

1up mushroom: am I a joke to you

[@Cazz8203]

No need to repeat everything ya stupid fuckin parrots

[@Ben-hf1kz]

Just like real-life doctors! So authentic!

[@GamingWithCalvin1]

can't mario give the poor kid one of his lives?

[@Freefork]

No way! Bowser could have designed bad levels in Mario Maker! He is a turtle! How is he suppose to use his claws to place actual platforms?!??!

[@QuartzOfficial]

@@Freefork uhh are you lost? the comment was about mario giving the kid with cancer lives

[@xuanbaoXb]

:(((

[@boudtroutepicanimations2323]

These lives are non-transferable.

[@p_p-qn8jp]

Boudtrout EPIC Animations what if he found a 1 up tho

[@threepunch5702]

Aye...Giuseppe reference!

[@dorkly]

;)

[@rewrose2838]

Is it about the Italian politician (Mazzini Giuseppe)? If so , please explain.

[@threepunch5702]

Rew Rose Dorkly made a video called “Regular Giuseppe, the Third Mario Brother” (one of my personal favorites) back in 2012: kzbin.info/www/bejne/iH6maoOZpq2YhLc

[@theyoungladd7700]

@@rewrose2838 hes an old dorkly character Check out their older mario videos

[@Ddanielgonzalez]

Payback for the yoshi

[@HTPCYMC]

Mario really be like that -sometimes- all the time

[@dorkly]

you know he had to do it to em

[@detectivellama6644]

How to properly clean your metal computer why are h everywhere

[@PAINNN666]

No

[@adammcfall5133]

Well, he does kill all the transformed citizens.

[@MaceJace]

You're everywhere and not funny

[@frizz3707]

You only just noticed? He kills turtles as a living and rescues Mushrooms

[@ChimpManZ1264]

He also murders his own people who have been turned into all the brick blocks he happily breaks. Though if he doesn't know I'm sure it is still manslaughter!

[@somacruz10]

It's kill or be killed. If he not kill koopas, koopas will kill him.

[@First2CommentF2C]

ChimpManZ1264 that's outdated/noncannon lore. If that's true, then peach would be killing her kind when she's sometimes playable

[@ChimpManZ1264]

@@First2CommentF2C It's definitely Canon! There would be no brick blocks if they no longer did it! Like I said they may not even be aware that they are living souls!

[@arielglr7177]

@@ChimpManZ1264 no, after the first game the curse was liften, the blocks now in days are just regular technologic brick blocks

[@_deletus_]

Dude I actually laughed when he said. I’m sonic! Gotta run quick! *CHILI DOGS!*

[@donacarmenmorales8806]

Hah neat

[@thewatcher5333]

Oh well.. Thanks anyways Mr.The Hedgehog

[@kwanholloway4112]

Lmao

[@Poker2735]

Huh, neat

[@limithecatgirl7996]

Huh, neat.

[@a.m.c.c.3356]

"Oh thank the stars, which are for some reason land based and caused the seizures that blinded me" XD

[@TheIceCreamWizard]

Dadoodoo

[@immortalyuki3153]

If this was realistic those one of those stars would’ve destroyed the earth becuase of high temps

[@lightskinlord7596]

I don't know how anyone can laugh at seizures or epilepsy not funny and not fun to see

[@cheesybeard]

@@lightskinlord7596 its a joke thats why

[@OidBuddy]

Fun Fact: Mario didn't go to medical school.

[@TheJECNova]

I think the "Gunna make you overdose" was the little clue there. X3

[@OidBuddy]

@@TheJECNova tru

[@hylianro]

Heh your likes is “123” as of now

[@InnocentC0]

He's a plummer, though

[@OidBuddy]

@@InnocentC0 no, he is "Sonic the hedgehog"

[@mariselojeda0810]

I honestly wish Mario would have actually saved Timmy, that would have been the most wholesome Dorkly bit apart from Mario goes beserk with kindness

[@koolaid33]

he did, in your imagination.

[@Joker3180Z]

In canon it would've worked Mario, Luigi and crew's miracle pills cure all diseases

[@TabalugaDragon]

he kills them all the time, why would he save one, lol.

[@sonic176yt7]

​@@Joker3180Znot when I play 💀💀💀💀

[@BenjiXAddictX4Ever]

When _doesn't_ Mario mess up? XD

[@dorkly]

he's truly the prank bitch

[@Lordeightbane]

I mean he keep showing up at the wrong castle

[@Zaire82]

He _did_ kill the entire family of a guy simply because he kidnapped his girlfriend, who is very prone to getting kidnapped. Then he killed the kidnapper by burning him in lava.

[@mattford6848]

BenjXAddictX4Ever When he's out doing crime like stealing from and killing innocent people like the criminal he really is

[@gamebag3097]

Hey I've seen u before aren't you from charmx

[@justgrec3640]

1:58 had me laughing so hard I nearly choked on my coffee

[@jestersareawesome4332]

I love it when Mario says, “Oh, Funky Kong!” 0:31

[@davidaustin2109]

Lol I thought he said f**King Kong !!! 😂🤣😂

[@christiansantiago5330]

@@davidaustin2109 nah, it is totally "all f*cking gone"

[@SwaggyG_2102]

The dark side of Nintendo they don't want you to see...

[@dorkly]

darkly bits

[@SwaggyG_2102]

@@dorkly dontcha mean, *Dorkly* Bits?

[@Jake2ndK9]

@@SwaggyG_2102 Dude, it's a joke.

[@songohan3321]

You are part of it Ness.

[@thev216]

*(GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)*

[@MikeDaddy]

Dr. Mario is OP

[@MrSuperbeast92]

You mean... OD?

[@danielchandrawinata9341]

Definitely

[@Songittheledgebog]

Oppressive Prick

[@xtzyshuadog]

Mike-Daddy this is because polypharmacy doesn't work and *cough pills actually make your common cold symptoms worse*

[@marshmellowpie2277]

Sonic the Hedgehog Shut up you idiotic sonic fanboy.

[@comediccenter7233]

*"Did the pills work? OH NO! You're dead."*

[@ryangainey94]

The most hilarious part of this honestly is watching Mario’s expression slowly transform from confident macho man to mortified

[@BonkBro]

I was expecting Dr.Mario to say "You have cancer I quit"

[@dorkly]

might've been a better move

[@BonkBro]

@@dorkly True that also keep up the good work

[@psnb1069]

That’ll probably would of been better. I wonder how the kid would act, when he says that. Maybe the kid will say “Wait what, you’re going to leave me here” as Dr. Mario runs out the door.

[@AnonymousFrogNG]

The line was already recorded. A fan could easily make it that way.

[@moviesonicthehedgehog349]

Thats how mario works

[@dorkly]

fair enough

[@Nov-5062]

THAT'S HOW MARIO M. DO!

[@moviesonicthehedgehog349]

@@dorkly k just wanna know how my docter got In this episode

[@ZackeryCochran]

Legendary comment status.

[@randomprofilethegnomefromr4053]

That's how MARfia works

[@elkbirabencherif5435]

"Giuseppi was right" Italy, 2021

[@vados8500]

@poisoned leaves Giuseppi Conte XD

[@BlueJourney2719]

"Too much? It's-a-perfect! Wahoo!"

[@acidmickey8092]

Like buzz light year said "I don't believe that man has ever gone to medical school".

[@waves2378]

Wait... GUISEPPE?! What are you planning?

[@peynnep6483]

Sonic the hedgethog sure sounds different than I remember must be puberty

[@dorkly]

nah pretty sure that sounds right

[@moviesonicthehedgehog349]

@@dorkly ye ikr

[@crispsi2078]

@austin potter r/woooosh

[@YennieFer]

Mario the hedgehog.

[@bluenationsbin2812]

Yennie Fer How is sonic messed up?

[@dr.crow8554]

Neat

[@anonymous-ei8cm]

Sonic the plumber

[@ironmaster6496]

SoMari

[@Opentil10]

@@bluenationsbin2812 its a joke at the end, not that he is messed up.

[@buffedLive]

Dogs :-barks Cats :-meows Idiots :- *FIRST* *FIRST*

[@switchboylobby4718]

arman mailk what does that make me i said second 😂

[@technomancer3373]

arman mailk idiots also repeat the same comment

[@SeithrEsm]

First! First!... Fi....first!! I am fir... Uhh.. Yea...

[@tommoore2012]

5th SUCKERS!!!!!

[@ov3rkill]

But what does the fox say though?

[@oops3798]

"Gotta run quick chili dogs huh neat." - Mario, 2019

[@codybaidoo713]

Mario isn't even a real doctor. Just throws pill. Also we must see more of Giuseppe. He is a legend.

[@waves2378]

About that...

[@somerandolad]

Is it weird that I associate this voice with Mario, rather than Charles Martinet?

[@Scourge728]

probably has something to do with the fact Charles Martinet Mario doesn't actually TALK all that much, while Dorkly Mario talks all the time

[@dorkly]

he's got a lot to say

[@dalemuir1105]

He's no Captain Lou

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

I often imagine him in the 2d games to have this voice, since martinet mainly do the 3d ones/styles(if you're counting mario maker)

[@thatguy3968]

And now you’re gonna associate Chris Pratt

[@nilionth]

_Country Roads_ _Let's a-go_ _It's-me_ _Marioooo_ _Mushroom Kingdom_ _Bowser's Castle_ _It's-a meee_ _Marioooo_

[@tomlawson4713]

Rainbow Roads*

[@Nov-5062]

amazing, my friend...😭

[@soulvz]

y e s

[@Aujuls]

Noiss

[@nate.robinson06]

1000 subscribers with no effort because im lazy you stole that

[@nickvang7]

Couldn't he just have given the kid that extra life he just collected?

[@coola1383]

That only works for Mario and Luigi

[@nickvang7]

@@coola1383 | Says you

[@L1n_]

I think coins magically turn into 1-up shrooms after you collect 100 of them, because the coin counter drops to 0 after do so.

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

@@nickvang7 well there is a life up mushroom a bit too late though lol

[@the8thark]

Gusippe - also doesn't like brother Mario :) More referencing the 3rd brother - awesome.

[@XL1GT]

Dorkly bits never get's old and boring they are still so much good even in 2019.

[@natetso3307]

Shoulda given them the 1-UP, Mario.

[@vados8500]

@Nate TSO Why share one 1-UP with a kid Koopa who will follow Bowser and become one of his enemies when he grows up tho? It doesn't make sense to save an enemy soldier from Mario's perspective

[@natetso3307]

Vados I mean, I don’t know about you, but if someone saved my life I wouldn’t want to join their enemy. We can’t assume that every Koopa is destined to join Bowser. Besides, it’s not like the normal Koopas are even a problem for Mario. He can literally jump right pass them and never have to kill them, especially considering they only die if he kicks their shell into a pit. Also there’s the whole being kind to a sick kid regardless of their species/potential future thing.

[@arielglr7177]

@@natetso3307 nah koopas and goombas are very dumb and only follow Bowser as their leader, there are exceptions like shy guys

[@roguishpaladin]

@@vados8500 ...someone might become an enemy combatant, so it's better for them to die now? Your world view is one of the most twisted things I have ever heard.

[@famaki8072]

@@vados8500 not every koopas are evil ? Same for goombas. And it's not just in the rpgs take 64 and odyssey for example.

[@fexxix4529]

make a video on this when a pokemon trainer enters a house whenever he wants

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

trainer-"if you didnt want random 10year olds barging into your house, you would have locked yours" homeowner -"the door IS LOCKED" trainer-"and not had a giant hole in the wall" homeowner-"GET OUT BEFORE I CALL OFFICER JENNY"

[@peesafpayper9688]

You know there's already a video for how link goes into any house and starts breaking pots

[@MegaMilesprower]

You mean...like every single generic rpg protsgonist?

[@dial3690]

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd not to be a buzzkill but the fact that the trainer is 10 is a misconception from the anime. Sun and moon is the only game that actually confirms your age. Though it is funny to think about a random child barging in your home

[@dial3690]

@Masara Town RGBY technically we can't assume their age but I see ur point

[@alexghost2099]

Mario killed koopa. In other news fire is still hot.

[@christopherchuauhang4829]

Alex Ghost Breaking: Ice found in Antartica

[@DragonGuy24]

Breaking News: Humans Exist

[@robindom.2186]

I don't believe you! I think fire is cool

[@robindom.2186]

I have to apologize good sir... it actually wasn't cool.... so ummmmm anyone up for some skin transplantation?

[@DToTheB]

GREAT NEWS: humans have eyes!

[@WomanSlayer69420]

Canonically, the pills would've actually saved Timmy

[@duderdudeman4851]

The Koopa child got in a crash with Yoshi, and now his spine is broken.

[@MrSir07]

!

[@past874]

You'd think it'd be easy enough to find 100 coins floating around in the air everywhere, but I guess after NSMB2, coins are probably a bit harder to come by.

[@me2olive]

Why has nobody revoked Mario's medical license yet? Or is it just the wild west in the mushroom kingdom and anyone can claim to be a doctor?

[@arielglr7177]

According to Smash Bros he was accused for negligence

[@me2olive]

@@arielglr7177 Really? Lol that's awesome.

[@MegaMilesprower]

Dr luigi... Dr wario... Nurse peach... Maybe bowser as a hospital janitor. Scrubs: mushroom kingdom anyone?

[@PBTV_25]

@@arielglr7177 Wait really? When?

[@nauter4859]

Thats because dr. Mario is not a real doctor. He dosen't have a license

[@cc-vidsyt]

”Gotta run quick, Chillydogs, Ha neat” Love that part

[@thewolfeden4778]

I love how Mario proves he's sonic by saying "huh neat."

[@clayperson444]

This is so funny on so many levels, great video man

[@paintguin9004]

How about using a golden flower to create lots of coins to give it to the blind koopa and her grandson?

[@dorkly]

well that wouldve been good to know BEFORE mario killed a kid

[@vados8500]

Or just ask Bowser for money? He's their boss and he got plenty of coins inside his castles..

[@NthDoctorWho]

@@vados8500 That's his emergency stash to repair the castle and hire new troops when someone comes along and blows it up and kills everyone. Besides, aren't the golden flowers exclusive to the 3D Mario games, and unavailable to 2D Mario?

[@dylanharding5720]

@@NthDoctorWho new super Mario brothers 2

[@agoosed3281]

@@NthDoctorWho Super Paper Mario

[@ZodR_ARG]

I want Dr Mario singing without the sound effects so I can use it as a ringtone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@poweroffriendship2.0]

*_DO THE MARIO! SWING YOUR ARMS ON SIDE TO SIDE COME ON IT'S TIME TO GO DO THE MARIO!_*

[@hakasek4052]

Remember kids, do the mario, or you go to hell before you die.

[@Ben-hf1kz]

Jeeezz guys you really made this dark quick.

[@Angrygreentea]

The reason why Mario's helping a Koppa is because not all Koopas work under Bowser.

[@darkkightdk3817]

Well i think "Try" to save them.

[@Christoph8]

Didn't know Mario had a conscience.

[@camelat7228]

the "_oohnoo you're dead_" killed me

[@dorkly]

it killed the kid too

[@camelat7228]

Dorkly come on man

[@dorkly]

just stating facts here

[@kiashangovender5221]

Mario stole the extra life from the small tortoise

[@dorkly]

this guy gets it

[@DragoonBB]

What?No it was clearly Sonic. I mean you can't have too many ri-coins am I right?

[@temp9st]

Holy shit no way

[@Hunni_Gummi]

One of the best things about dorkly is the style the choose to use for the mario animations like it works just so much better than the old retro style some animators use

[@ConnanTheCivilized]

Being a video game protagonist, Mario should have burgled their house to give them the coins for Timmy The Doomed’s surgery.

[@CanadianDan854]

What else is new?

[@dorkly]

killing children in surgery is kinda new

[@LegendaryHedgieMii]

@@dorkly LOL

[@dial3690]

When Mario doesn't kill someone/something

[@LegendaryHedgieMii]

@@dorkly Wassup?

[@dorkly]

not much

[@Mondo_182]

OMG when he's doing the Dr. Mario song 🤣🤣🤣

[@JerrytheVideoGamer257]

That made bust out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kpimpmaster]

Glad to see their going back to basics

[@dorkly]

our channel was founded on mario being an asshole

[@Xurreal]

"come on Timmy, let's find you a nice quiet place to die" Guilt Trip power level has exceeded 9000

[@Dashiell777]

I feel like these Mario videos on KZbin it always forgets that when the character dies they always come back that coupon will probably come back.

[@medrash8862]

R.I.P. Timmy Koopa, 2019-2019

[@haydendhonydja5238]

Poor kid.😔

[@a_random_lizard]

Mario: that's great, but I sure don't care

[@Cylapse]

I've never seen a Dorkly video before they added the thumbnail... Nifty...

[@Bobsheaux]

"Oh no, you're dead." Yup. Just like every OTHER Koopa you indiscriminately kill.

[@JYJnKumi]

One of my favorite channels just commented on a video from another one of my favorite channels. Is this what happiness feels like?

[@onurbas4160]

It's becaus those koopas are BAD guys, how well these koopas are good, however Mario made a mistake that he accidently killed him.

[@NopalManX]

Seriously Dorkly, I need a answer to that question, I need that guys autograph...

[@lightningshadows7610]

As a doctor Mario mustache forgotten Mario not to mix color pills 😂 I love how he did his own theme song

[@popculturehero]

The dr mario scene was so absurd. love it.

[@nataliemanahan5168]

"Gotta run quick!" That hurt my soul.

[@gentle68]

It's a me, Marioooooooooooooo...

[@BlueJay_18]

He only took one coin, Unless they scattered it throughout the level then that means that Mario is innocent

[@Bigcashmoney12]

this was the funniest dorkly animation that I have seen in a while

[@fewestplains8574]

Mario: *closes his eyes* *throws random pills in kids mouth* Kid: ok we’re going with this now

[@jamieTGD]

1:57 This is a REALLY funny moment (trowing the pills and making the DR. Mario Song)

[@LucasMBoysOurRoy]

RIP Dorkly website...I knew you well

[@noobyplays3981]

mario is no evil, he just is in a bad mood sometimes

[@gameniscord_5167]

To be fair, in Mario’s defense, the koopa literally put it in a floating box next to some bricks. She should’ve at least put up a sign that says don’t touch or at least make it not that easily accessible..

[@TismoProductions]

Jesus Christ. Mario’s a really bad person.

[@tahirprice3246]

I mean not really. He tried to help the best way he could

[@theatom1632]

Yep, lol

[@MuhammadFarukh]

@@tahirprice3246 Stop defending this psychopathic communist

[@mariocarabantes9410]

@@MuhammadFarukh why are you talking to a year old comment

[@dougymoney379]

1:08 How long has it been since Giuseppe was mentioned?

[@justanotherblackwhitemicke7817]

Plot twist: Thw doctor wasnt Mario, it was the third brother

[@Allu_-sl1zv]

Found these videos in 2020 lockdown. Still watching in 2023

[@Allu_-sl1zv]

:)

[@Allu_-sl1zv]

:)

[@Allu_-sl1zv]

Here on 30 dec 2024

[@tammieharrison5979]

i love the references to your older videos in these

[@NhilNinja]

"Chili dogs! Huh, neat!"-Sonic 2019

[@CosmicFlareYT]

I've never seen so many guilt trips in one short reel. lol

[@ruzzythefuzzy6146]

waaaait.... dorkly is owned by colegehumor?

[@vb4596]

yes

[@ruzzythefuzzy6146]

@@vb4596 cool

[@Dinoman972]

That explains so much...

[@noobez8o]

How did you not notice?

[@boudtroutepicanimations2323]

NOOOOO!!!!

[@deanmoncaster]

I like the advert at the end you created Rick and morty... Again!

[@amininja]

Dorkly videos will NEVER have a wholesome ending

[@gamegoodgg5240]

1:58 The US medical system in a nutshell.

[@grandadmiralthrawn8116]

Trust me when I say that it's no better in Europe 😪

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

@@grandadmiralthrawn8116 u sure?

[@wanegently]

off colored It is though?

[@guilhemoccitan6148]

off colored Except France.

[@wv4776]

You are dumb and 14 and don’t know anything about the US medical system

[@nobodyknowsforsure]

well...to be fair...Mario is a monster.... Oh and Mr. 'The hedgehog' nice save lol

[@littlemac4572]

Ironically almost everyone prefers their sidekicks over the main mascots

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

Yeah i know like in smash i dont play sonic but waluigi i dont play mario i play waluigi i dont play kirby i play WALUIGI

[@littlemac4572]

lucaSHINYchandelure good for u waluigi main

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

@@littlemac4572 thx big mac main :)

[@littlemac4572]

lucaSHINYchandelure fear the gloves!!!

[@lucazeroblueversion9346]

@@littlemac4572 i mean many caracters have gloves mario luigi sonic pac man wario big mac waluigi snake bayonetta joker dedede peace daisy

[@Aveyasha]

Mario singing the song while popping the pills killed me as the turtle slowly booped on

[@UzumakiNaruto010]

I loved how he mimicked the Doctor Mario's theme song xD

[@themajesticgeorge]

0:03 I like how he added an extra unnecessary "ah". Italians.

[@pinksheep752]

1:26 Huh, neat

[@blazeofglory4053]

-Mario- Sonic is such a great guy.

[@OidBuddy]

Blue clothes, red clothes. Totally sonic.

[@u-l-t-r-a64prod]

you are not great xD

[@Lonk2976]

Huh, neat

[@jacobfaro9571]

This was so brilliant and dark at the same time... Wow.

[@Anonymous-hx3pu]

Damn, I'm surprised this wasn't in the top darkest dorkly bits

[@גוהטנקס]

1:47 why won't timmy just take that star and boom he is healthy and even more than that

[@TheErikalovey]

Stars don’t heal

[@marcar9marcar972]

Mario is not a real doctor. If he tries to touch your genitals call the police immediately.

[@vahnycham7739]

0:10 that wouldve been funny as hell if he had died just then by that old koopa troopa 😆😆

[@Femaiden]

twist : the grandson needed the spine surgery because Mario jump stomped him and broke his back on the previous level

[@antonadams7999]

This reminds me of the Mickey short from 1999 called Mickey’s Mistake. I’m sure it was the inspiration for this video. That makes this video even more special.