Dota 2 Pros' Dream Dates

[@DarkFlameMaster1000]

No one said Drow? Her entire lore is about her thinking she's ugly cause she lived with the drow people her entire life but in reality, she's just some really pretty human girl.

[@MegaSven74]

She's crazy asf

[@NihilismEnjoyer98]

Wew! Make it drow for me then, I just live in a very hot place tho

[@adroitws1367]

@@NihilismEnjoyer98 if she human, why she blue?

[@gravinablancs4562]

she's a dark elf bro

[@DarkFlameMaster1000]

@@gravinablancs4562 it says on the wiki she's human.

[@thesamum6951]

No one chose TA, she seems like a humble girl that just keeps a couple of secrets

[@seeker530]

Good one😂

[@ke1daze]

i can't choose: Winter Wyvern - smart, intelligent, can heal you up both physically and mentally, have a human form. Marci - powerful, trustful, cute, a bit childish. Dawnbreaker - positive, brave, strong, can pop my head like a melon. Drow Ranger - bit mysterious, beautiful, cold in a good way, "i can fix her".

[@ashwina.vardhan5831]

You can see tofu is the sanest person there as he chose Mirana. Not one red flag with her. Ther other answer would be Drow.

[@benndarayta9156]

Slacks too😂

[@postmathclarity1765]

Marci best grill

[@scoobysharky]

Windranger

[@ennihu3954]

OD ma man with the rizz xd

[@warwarwa]

Sheever is gyattt frfr no cap OD goat

[@MyThoughts19902X]

Nouns team would probably need a lot of reserve time for this one.

[@769_tYu]

Dang OD Pixel with his rizz. That's good one actually

[@yeah5874]

KingRD with the greatest answer ever

[@jmr3178]

Kingrd's answers in these videos are easily the most entertainingly deranged stuff I've ever heard. From banning RTZ from TI in order to save him, to this. Peak.

[@herdina7]

@@jmr3178 He has easily one of the best live streams out there, even though he just speaks portuguese. We love him in Brazil. Imagine what it is to hear this type of shit all day. Dude is so funny that his voice and his laugh are already enough to entertain anyone. Too bad he's been away from twitch for quite some time now.

[@nikoskonstantinidis6239]

The kunka titanic take bro hahaha

[@KillerInstinct1]

Marci(loyal), Windranger(i think she is funny), Luna(accent), Templar(free ASMR)

[@Xweiyiq]

Jugg broke up with TA, there's something freaky about her

[@chesh1re_cat]

Not gonna lie, the slacks saying "what kind of idiot would chose queen of pain" into everyone saying QoP was some masterful editing

[@kevinnosaurus793]

Something about Dark Willow that pulled me and made me "yeah I can fix her" which I definitely cant. Wukong would be a fun one , little bit of mischief , pranks and just a good vibe in general. The greenest flag would be Miranda , Marci and Drow of course. Enchantress is kinda underrated tho.

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

🤨

[@2cifer747]

HUH?

[@xPeacemaker]

Dark willow is a teenager

[@ragingtomato04]

bro wants to date a literal gravity 😂

[@thehoops77]

Now I want to be witch doctor since NatTea mentioned him as her answer

[@thehoops77]

Wooo look at it go

[@mr.j5112]

Interviewer should've suggested Windranger to Slacks.

[@春菅原]

I don't know everything like Oracle, Resolution but I'd date you anytime.

[@akrit1990]

I asked Riki out for a date but he did not show up. Then I tried out go out with Spectre, but she ghosted me too :(

[@syahrulfauzi4428]

feel a bit sad coz i used to see these typical contents with some of old players back then (miracle, ee sama, notail, jerax, etc) . made me miss all ti's before ahaha

[@abdulfaqiman6822]

I'll go with mirana or windranger because they look normal to me

[@georgefenrirbitadze4757]

WR with arcana then.....normal WR is flat and ugly 😅

[@deadlywhitefoxcat]

ODPixel 😂

[@pistrov8150]

0:30 *I* have the perfect answer: Dark Willow or Dawnbreaker. Oh yeah right, there's also Marci

[@bickdig511]

sad women didn't pick LION WITH AGHS

[@gera5891]

drow ranger with arcana

[@loust1264]

OD the hero makes me feel things everytime i play him in game, ever since dota 1 him and jakiro has always been my favourite. OD also kinda reminds me of Asmodeus from Helluva boss, sometimes when i use his voicelines just to get the feels and wiggle my legs like when he says stuff like "i have solid intelligence on what is to come" LIKE DAMN my mind can understand that line in MANY different ways, id date the hell out of OD and listen to his voice talking about he wants to rrrravish and devou- i mean uhhhhh

[@slade3975]

You got problems

[@kimochiwarui5324]

calm down

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

The sanest Dota fan right there

[@johnsonmoirangthem.7828]

Invoker. Hes intelligent, clever and he knows magic .

[@NihilismEnjoyer98]

Slacks not answering coz he can’t just say “windranger” even tho that’s the only answer his brain is telling him

[@a_balogh]

You know physically speaking Enigma has the most irresistable succ... wait what

[@savahna2398]

Lone Druid because he comes with a cute lil bear pet 🥰

[@GrimmMask]

Book date with Winter Wyvern, listening to her reading me a story book all day

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

That's actually a nice choice

[@beanbbeans21]

you on some donkey from shrek going on

[@mochamadfaisalfitrah5104]

"Qop is the obvious one" oh yeahhh

[@cosmiccomet2327]

Hoodwink or Winter Wyvern FTW lmao

[@PhanDucAnh]

I'm a martial artist and I wanna sparring with Marci 💪She is my girl 😁

[@NightwatchRebel]

the right answer is broodmother ofc

[@Athenai.]

how come nobody said TA, shes best girl

[@달붉은-s1h]

idk about yall but it's Muerta for me, been in love with her design since her tease

[@ArcaneSupremacy1]

Nice design but imagine staring at her face to face,with ghost/undead face 😂

[@Xweiyiq]

Gilf

[@VincentVonDudler]

There are so many though: - Luna - Potm - Lina - Techies - Marci

[@markusdowney5457]

bro said he thought about kunkaa and the titanic lmfaooooooooooooo

[@Ren3072MF]

If i had to choose, she would be windranger arcana or anti mage persona

[@thepointiswhat]

Sheever should have pick Lion... He got the Ultimate rizz... Finger of death

[@marcusaureliusthe3rd]

Windranger and lowkey Legion Commander

[@tanyapunyo2074]

Spirit breaker so I can get on top of him and charge people😂😂

[@pongsakornonnim1845]

"What stupid idiot would say Queen of pain" - Slacks. This would be a really cool voice line.

[@spudnic5849]

Slacks is too shy to say Axe!

[@louisbryanmatondo5468]

I think yamsum is fun to hangout with.

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

I bet he is!!

[@miraclegigachad]

slacks GIGACHAD

[@fii6600]

I go with Lanaya bcs she mileena without her scary tooth

[@carlobunagan6681]

Player of keyd choose kunkak? Is he serious?

[@WhatDoYouExpectToHappen]

Oracle because I want to have some conversation with him. Also I want to know how many times he will make shit up.

[@FarmaanSidhu]

damm odpixel the rizz god

[@gray7098]

Bro really took his time only to come up with Bristleback 😂

[@vacanter9855]

Slacks: what idiot would date QoP? The next scene 😂

[@hungryvito]

NO DANWBRAKER? NOBODY SAID DAWNBREAKER? OMG BRO i'M SO PISSED

[@xynoxys]

Marci?

[@kochawskyalex8414]

DAWNBREAKER!! OH MY GOD PLEASE JUMP ON ME

[@lazzuuu21]

Saberlight is so unhinged LMFAO

[@mhrzdyazzz9429]

Marci is okay in room😁

[@homelesstogreatness6626]

I am down bad for Naga Siren. Although I kind of get them. Most dota 2 players are masochists anyways. Everyone or most of us probably had that extremely tilted moment but we still kept on clicking Find Match up until we win without realizing it's already morning and the the back to back losses we had that night became more or less an 8 game losing streak.

[@silentsword18]

no one picked marcy :(

[@sensoine]

Earthshaker sounds good in the bedroom

[@BlaCkySNipEr]

Yeah bro end the night with a GRAND SLAM up on my arse

[@corniel657]

🗿

[@GGhon0526]

Holy smokes where's best girl waifu Marci, nobody mentioned her???

[@KradDrows]

Why no one said Enchantress?

[@hyper_jomeng26]

IO!!!!! Guardian Wisp is so amazingly mysterious.

[@jhonmikhailsumawang4163]

easy, I'll go with Marci or maybe Tusk and go drink the whole night, and then we brawl after 😂

[@beanbbeans21]

morph can turn to anything

[@PoppyEvergreen]

What about Marci tho🥺

[@salad3955]

how is no one talking about marci or mirana

[@enaielei]

Marci for me. I like cute and simple girls.

[@DevinMoss]

It's Brewmaster cuz he loves to party

[@lightofheaven4381]

Marci and luna either of them

[@really0213]

This question made me think and I realized that my two answers are like on the opposite end of of each other's spectrum. TA and QoP. Lanaya and Akasha. Yeah, they're like the opposites the more I think about it. Although they're both red flags... HAH!

[@learningwithlioshad403]

I want QOP in my pleasure dungeon and i will be the tied up one

[@NihilismEnjoyer98]

My man 👊

[@punkwister]

Can i choose Slacks? Cz he seems like a dota hero for me lmfao

[@allenzinvlr]

I would date PA with arcana 🥵🥵🥵

[@sharlotanrovniy4174]

nobody mentioned dawnbreaker... her legs

[@souarvislam9663]

Nobody said Marci?

[@jeanvictorhajjar]

2:31 naaaah if you want to go normal you should've said Omniknight or Kunkka. Literally the only normal people, Sniper is a "Dwarf" which technically classifies as a separate race

[@blackkingbar8429]

quinn of pain fo sure.

[@DeeFox123]

OD smooth operator :D

[@lancechua859]

Lol I prefer Templar than qop, love mysterious girls hehe

[@arphrangkharkongor5911]

Luna cake so thicc no one come close

[@fourthnianga4649]

That's so cheesy! I definitely ship Owen and Jorien!

[@TheLapari]

Davion persona

[@thewrathofgodandallhisfury4870]

I'll go Broodmother.

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

You've got a nice stomach

[@dobattlers]

Centaur cuz well..u know

[@Zengod94]

None said gigachad chen

[@joeo_8968]

Windranger (ruru)

[@EndlessSolitaire]

Marci and Mirana

[@madara657]

I thought saberlight said he's gay?

[@cythefly]

Mirana or Luna

[@emmanuel3981]

Slacks is not wrong tho. DotA heroes are nasty as hell even the human ones.

[@blek5]

Templar Assassin

[@sypeartz3469]

damn odpixel

[@mn-6808]

ODRizzel

[@GosuGamersOfficial]

Rizzgod ODPixel haha

[@chhama5]

Snapfire for the cookies

[@kasugapepegon]

smoooooth from odpixel

[@GodR4]

i would date, qop coz i love pain :D idk what others

[@MasterSonja]

Queen of Pain 👌🤒

[@Daniel-zr4pk]

spirit breaker

[@postmathclarity1765]

Marci best grill, sweet and strong grill

[@7Exartive]

date? marci smash without responsibility? QOP