Please, Don't Touch Anything #3 - Doin' It Big Time

[@JCstock]

OH MY GOD. The mass button thing was a reference to the Stanley parable. That makes me happy.

[@polarvortex6496]

+pikariocraft The screen was gonna say "(something) You got the job, Stanley" and they got what looks like Stanley's ID card

[@KarstenOkk]

+Kreeper Gamer Ive got a feeling they haven't programmed this very well, that or Sips is just skipping through them by accident.

[@polarvortex6496]

KarstenOkk It was sips.

[@bee2bee880]

+JCstock Wait, Stanelys job was to press buttons.. *Mind Blown*

[@KamikazethecatII]

+Kreeper Gamer It looks like it pulled the restart switch by itself, so it was meant to end with St it seems. So it's not too obvious.

[@kaiserkase3621]

9:30 The date says October 24th 2077, that's the Nuclear War in Fallout XD Edit: It's actually the day after the Great War, my mistake.

[@DistinctionDave]

+Kaiser Käse Uhhhhh, AKSHUALLLY, the war in the Fallout universe started on Saturday October 23rd 2077 THANKYOU

[@gokce9521]

OWWWMYYGOD

[@tylertracey7182]

+DistinctionDave CHRIS TWAATTT

[@bruiserbrown9258]

+Kaiser Käse i bet of they just left it there and clicked the button it would have a fallout ending

[@randomcommenter5907]

Shouldn't it be raining? And why is moon wrecked

[@BrazenSolar]

Please, i don't know if you guys have the patience, but can you PLEASE finish this.... get all the endings.... i need it for my sanity

[@nikeeweston]

I may lose my mind. Yessssss it's gone.

[@100Peterll]

They need to try the GRBB= Green Red Blue Blue on the buttons where you use the screwdriver.

[@xray606]

Funny, I kept thinking this looks like it was made by the Papers Please guys.

[@leodalitz6885]

Same

[@falliantquelnath]

U weren't the only one :P

[@deathkiller7281]

The monarch

[@sylvester8369]

+xray606 thats because it was n00b lol

[@InsanelyEvolvedGamin]

just one guy i think

[@lexi143xx]

14:16 Passport in the bottom-right corner!

[@Rinthallion]

+Parasoul I cried when they didnt see it

[@matthew13099]

+Parasoul ... thats what brought the anonymous guy for the papers please reference at 13:18 you can see they pressed it.

[@silverskarmory5711]

And then it just disappeared like it wasn't there

[@jamesstaddon2329]

Having completed the game I really enjoy seeing you two puzzle through this. I thought I'd leave some hints for you guys or anyone playing the game, without telling you directly how to do it which is all the fun. But still SPOILERS -Sips' remix from episode 1 -The red poster -Instruction panel and time -5 pointed star -Don't Do It taped on -Grbb your hammer -Wires -Individual digits (aloud) -Order of Numbers -Follow the arrow And enjoy your coffee :) Good luck, theres some more but bit more difficult to give hints without just saying what to do!

[@onix9818]

dont forget to use the ghost number in the number pad to see what happens and love watching you guys playing the most random of games and making it fun, thanks for ur hard work

[@soupo-sandwich]

8:35 Is that something to do with the Stanley Parable? "You got the job, S-" and the ID card says Stanley. You get the ending after pressing buttons as you're told to, just like Stanley does. Interesting.

[@blackmask8190]

+Kara Hill Yes it is, there's also a secret ending in the Stanley Parable where you click on the awaiting input computer 5 or 6 times and go to Heaven.

[@notmartin-v2k]

+Kara Hill Yeah I'm pretty sure it's a reference to the Stanley Parable. This game is crawling with references to indie games!

[@monoman335]

+Kara Hill It actually says "You got the job, Sta-" then the restart switch flips. Edit: So yeah, it is a reference.

[@georgeainsley6658]

THEY MISSED THE THING IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT AT THE END FUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[@thehappysealbringinggoodvi4299]

No that was the papers please thing

[@georgeainsley6658]

yeah, and didn't click on it

[@mpspenguin2]

+George Ainsley They literally did that just before the end...

[@vonantero9458]

+mpspenguin2 They missed the passport in the bottom right.

[@georgeainsley6658]

mpspenguin2 nope

[@miltonaberg93]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!

[@KarstenOkk]

+Milton Aberg Arstotzka so great, passport not required.

[@TheCookieFlavaJAR]

Sometimes...they are not so dumb

[@andrewfoster4484]

Debatable XD.

[@falliantquelnath]

+Andrew Foster ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[@MintBiscuit]

I completely disagree

[@thealmightydave]

Ostap Bender is a fictional character from the books Twelve Chairs and The Little Golden Calf

[@shanadir]

got a little passport bottom right too

[@thesollock_3950]

+The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just yeah they clicked on it.

[@juriaanromkes7558]

you can unscrew the instructions tablet too :) and its something to do about midnight so try setting your PC clock to 23:58 or something

[@voicey99]

They already did that, at 5:15.

[@spartanjackwar]

+voicey99 They didn't change the clock though

[@RabbiHerschel]

Ostap Bender is a character in a novel called The Twelve Chairs, hence the chairs around the thing.

[@lowlycalvin5644]

GLORY TO ARTSTOTZKA!

[@WizardBrandon]

wrong game

[@VaidasKondratas]

+wizard brandon watch the video

[@edwinlee2343]

+wizard brandon watch the whole video friend

[@darby2062]

+wizard brandon Papers please

[@eastonboundanddown]

+Calvin Weustink At 14:19 there is a book or pamphlet from Papers Please from that scenario that they missed that disappears in the bottom right of the screen. Now I'll never know what it is.

[@Dad76]

IM TRYING TO DO COURSE WORK WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

[@adamcummings20]

111221 is 312211, because there are 3 ones, 2 twos, and 1 one. The solution is 1211, since there is 1 one, 1 two, and 2 ones.

[@ProMCGamer_]

and the number in the middle is 1211, because there is one 2 and one 1 in 21, then there is one 1, one 2 and two 2's in 1211... OMG that is so clever :D

[@adamcummings20]

ProMCGamer_ That is exactly what i just said xD

[@TriggerHapySheep]

14:14 a book appears in the bottom right

[@powfoot4946]

that's a passport from papers please

[@MysticJhn]

+your nan Yes it is, and I'm actually annoyed Sips noticed the badge, but failed to see the passport. Then he resets the thing, loses the passport, and it probably contained more clues for him.

[@axelfriedrich5756]

+MysticJhn you press on the passport to get to the stamp for the deny or accept endings that's all it does, and it'll be in that corner from now on too

[@aaronmontemayor6898]

anyone else see the passport at the bottom right near the ending.

[@matthew13099]

+Aaron Montemayor ... thats what brought the anonymous guy for the papers please reference at 13:18 you can see they pressed it.

[@wizzzard999]

Guys, the D4 is a number from the hex system that can be translated into binary, its 1101 0100

[@TheGruspastej]

+TheWizardMiner Good thinking, the binary thing is 7 numbers though, not 8.

[@MrRolnicek]

+TheWizardMiner But there are only 7 spots when they start putting in binary, I thought of this too, but it just won't fit.

[@themattenthehat]

+TheGruspastej Its also just 212 in decimal, so maybe that can be useful somehow..? Its the boiling temperature of water in Fahrenheit... haha

[@MrRolnicek]

Matthew Hennes Who uses Fahrenheit? DansGame

[@themattenthehat]

MrRolnicek Americans? Which the game creator might be? Idk haha just trying to think of some relevance for the number

[@dwale1860]

I would watch the hell out of back to the futurama

[@diedie5]

they are going through this pretty well actually

[@CarterArts]

Stanley Parable AND Papers Please all in about 5 mins of each other? Nice

[@Airheadz10001]

+CarterArts Not only those two references are in there. There is also a Fallout reference. The time of the future they went to is October 24th, 2077, the day after the nukes fell and the Great War ended in Fallout.

[@CarterArts]

Bio Aaron Oh yeah I noticed someone had already pointed that out though

[@charlieblows721]

Lewis is the only person who would call people nerds but understand a back to the future reference in seconds

[@G.R.Bridger]

Damn love this series

[@Lorissarusrex]

Anyone else notice the book in the bottom corner at the end -.-

[@Inferno505]

yes.

[@BalthorYT]

+themrmatthewalan That's what they clicked to get the Papers Please ending -.-

[@Inferno505]

+Balthor Right, from a cut it looked like the whole thing was just random after another ending. Really however they clicked it. What made it appear though? As if that is the most critical question of all this mess.

[@missusmousse]

Plus you got the passport at the bottom right! I am really enjoying this series, I can't wait to see more!

[@unitredacted9051]

The papers please reference though... So good

[@HelperBot5000_]

+Ethan Burgess ikr?

[@Mikej1592]

OMG when you went forward in time and got the marty mcfly I lost it. I was laughing so hard I started coughing and couldn't breath, holy shit, awesome stuff

[@desolatetree]

0:50 is what macros are made for.

[@toasty4000000]

+desolatetree I think they might be able to just click and hold

[@dorderino4591]

this was released as i was watching ep 2, perfect timing guys.

[@drhodson]

+Tyler Ray sames

[@sammullins3026]

Ostap Bender is a fictional con man who appeared in the novels The Twelve Chairs and The Little Golden Calf written by Soviet authors Ilya Ilf and Yevgeni Petrov.

[@sammullins3026]

N1ghtmeer I just thought I'd save everyone the effort :)

[@StarwaveTeam]

I went insane at the end when sips didn't see the book in the bottom right corner ughhghghgh those things annoy me, but i seriously love this series so much it's really fun:)

[@poodslolsasa]

That's how they activated the papers please thingy

[@sappydood8074]

lol sips just does random things and stuff happens. he's a GENIUSS!!!!!

[@xXDARKTERRORXx1]

One this is amazing please finish it ;)

[@FrazerHall]

do more of this stuff guys its soo intertaining.

[@kingkeifer3558]

I LOVE PROGRESS!

[@NuclearCraftMod]

Was the image at 4:35 a reference to the Lurg from the Star Control 2 fan-made sequel?

[@protozilla4092]

YOU GOT THE JOB ST- (not sure if that bit was just cut out of the video, but whatever) and then the card that says stanley on it were a reference to The Stanley Parable. His job is to push buttons at a desk all day.

[@CrazyKosai]

8:25 reference to Stanley Parable

[@andrewfoster4484]

There was an Arstotzkan Checkpoint Handbook in the bottom right hand corner before sips pressed the button to reset the console for the last time. I am so curious now!

[@CarterArts]

The new 1, 2, 3, 4 panel obviously is where you input 1243 from the instructions!

[@chrismckenna8218]

I was thinking the same thing

[@FYDSDNA222]

this is still fantastic

[@helloimash]

I hope that them unlocking the Papers, Please ending reminds Sips about that zero citations playthrough he was supposed to do and then stopped.

[@Barinthos]

"I see nothing with binary" ...FINALLY they figured it out. It was driving me nuts.

[@whitelion2020]

Ditto! XD

[@SP33DY444]

Me too man

[@muldoone6920]

GLORY TO GREATEST COUNTRY!

[@LetsPlayStarBound]

Wow, they're actually making progress. I wonder how much they cut out, though.

[@GEM4sta]

+Radon Bust Probably not much. Thew wouldn't put that much effort into this game. More likely is that they are looking up solutions.

[@absolut2013]

I have to say- this didn't have me at hello, but what a brilliantly clever game.

[@joshywoshy9724]

Try the book in the bottom right corner

[@verheijentwins]

+Joshywoshy That was the papers please ending

[@trentgreen5657]

That was the papers please thing.

[@StealthyCarrots]

+Sander Verheijen No, the place where they put their cursor at the end, next to Bender, was the Papers Please ending. This passport thing, whilst also a reference to Papers Please, is interactive.

[@IAmRileyMan326]

Anyone see that book in the corner near the end? They pressed reset before doing anything with it.

[@rahrahryn]

yeah, that bothered me!

[@BaeronBubba]

It was an Artstoska passport. Or possibly the rulebook from Papers Please. dunno.

[@POMZero997]

+Baeron Bubba Either way, it's a Papers please reference

[@matthew13099]

+Doughnut, Lord of Friendship ... thats what brought the anonymous guy for the papers please reference at 13:18 you can see they pressed it.

[@emmagyoung2940]

+Baeron Bubba Artsoska!! GREATEST COUNTRY!!!!

[@lostevesy]

Lewis as soon as the panel opens, you probably have to make a star/pentagram shape, he must be psychic.

[@m0h3k4n]

+Lost Evesy - Yeah, psychic /s That combined with his 8367 hint leads towards a bit of inorganic progress being made. That said, I don;t see them completing this game without hints.

[@Phabrysio]

Loving it guys

[@leoluster6403]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!!

[@simont.4633]

GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!

[@poodslolsasa]

+Simon Theunissen GLORY TO ARSTOTZKA!!!

[@legendofman12]

No no no GLORY be to Kolechia!

[@danielleday8954]

when the pad with random squares where you can only do 5 at a time try to click in all of the corners of the maze pad on the one that starts

[@Airheadz10001]

Anybody who noticed the time of when they went to the future is October 24th of 2077, which is one day after the world nuked itself in the Fallout Franchise, and the city is completely destroyed. I think this is a Fallout reference, if it is, it's a damn good one.

[@Jamesrobification]

I'm not sure but that thing in the middle at 4:45 looks like a feotus in early development when they look the same as all the other animal feotuses.

[@edouarddubois9402]

Is Sips working at the SCP foundation or something?

[@nicolofranzutti1851]

everyone's talking about references and no one mentioned that the fetus was a clear reference to the binding of isaac?

[@Dhendo7]

8:40 the card they got said stanley

[@meteorcity]

the papers please reference made me very happy

[@damightymoo_stache2196]

OSTAP BENDER is a fictinal russian con-artist

[@BlackCawthorne]

Haha, you can see on those golden watches (at 7 minutes-ish) how long their timeskips are xD (Basically, an entire hour happened where they didn't do anything, so they cut it out) If anyone's curious, the clocks go after your computer's clock. And the lights go green when the pointers are at the "12" mark of the clocks. Makes the puzzle kinda obvious. The difficult part of that one is what happens afterwards :P

[@RokuDragoon]

They will probably never get the exact timing one. That takes a lot of patience.

[@Zer0Tactics918]

Haven't watched it yet but I know that it's gonna be good. That and smash the button

[@jf4156]

13:30 9gag man!

[@poodslolsasa]

Did anyone see the passport thingy in the bottom right near the end?

[@TheBonzobonzo]

I demand every ending !

[@MsTeechar]

FINALLY Someone Who Knows What Papers Please Is

[@nicolasl]

Could you have clicked the passport in the bottom right at the end, before you reseted?

[@thesollock_3950]

+nicolasl 13:18

[@trizlet-]

The awaiting input one was a reference to the Stanley parable

[@Bloom_3D]

That game is so awesome :D

[@wiregoathanger1351]

Thats a reference and a half Papers Please and V for Vendetta what a game this is

[@TimsterisEon]

1211 is the missing number on the instructions

[@damightymoo_stache2196]

+Eon_Timster c'mon, spoilers. i wanna see them struggle. i just guesed that when i played.

[@myraniumz9143]

D4 could be hexadecimal, it translates to 1101 0100 in binary

[@tabben82]

This game is kinda awesome

[@thegamingnoob7967]

Man that aristotzka one was so satisfying

[@katie_the_qt]

The awaiting input thing is also the same as Stanley Parable if i remember correctly

[@Aravzil]

Ostap Bender, I googled it. He's a fictional character from a Russian novel apparently.

[@Tom_Hillman]

I've been waiting for that binary for 3 episodes XD

[@americanrambo6475]

damn keep these comin

[@Ryan_Davies]

Anyone saying that he missed the book, if you look at about 13:50 he does click on it.

[@icorbrey]

They're talking about at the very end

[@Ryan_Davies]

That book at the very end is just the same one used for the "Papers, Please" ending.

[@LuisQuintanaGlidder]

maybe the four numbers on the bottom-right panel are for the "1 2 4 3" sequence on the instructions?

[@dalhillama5858]

Maybe the letter-number combinations behind the instruction panel have something to do with the buttons above the 666?

[@spaceboysam]

Lewis is actually really smart for once, the show

[@chancelorpalpetine6926]

missing that passport in the bottom right is really annoying me.

[@chromaphasia453]

They probably will find it tomorrow/next episode

[@verheijentwins]

+ChancelorPalpetine That was the papers please ending

[@damightymoo_stache2196]

+ChancelorPalpetine they didnt

[@HelperBot5000_]

9:30 , That Fallout reference tho

[@XyleneOS]

This game is incredible xD

[@Tardytime]

Love the Stanley Parable reference...

[@ashydoodlez]

It Lives!

[@mattwiddow6796]

when you forward in time isnt that the date on which the bombs dropped in fallout 4??

[@trappedchicken2901]

I wish I could watch this with just Sips

[@oakley5488]

The Button ending was a refrence to the Stanley parable

[@gavyncoble4043]

this is fun

[@303HammerHead]

Next to the "don't do it" panel, there's the number 42 because of the sticker behind. coincidence?

[@cheukaidanwarburton2733]

Anyone see the Arstotzka passport in bottom right corner at 14:15?

[@thesollock_3950]

+Aidan Lo yeah because they clicked on it.

[@twistedfangs7752]

heres a tip for the thing behind the intructions cause youll never figure it out alones st your laptop time to just before midnight and watchs the magic happen after you unscrew it

[@owenloughlin2824]

GRBB GREEN RED BLUE BLUE!

[@legendsoftamriel7368]

ostap is patso backwards, or forwards i dunno :P