TOP 9 THINGS IN A QUENTIN TARANTINO STAR TREK MOVIE

[@paulmccloud9395]

Admiral - Kurt Russell. Captain - Ving Rhames. - 'do I look like I give a fu*k their shields are still up?' First Officer - Uma Thurman. Villains - Samuel L Jackson and John Travolta, ex starfleet captains gone rogue. Supporting characters: Michael Madsen - Head of a pirate faction. Tim Roth - A starfleet officer secretly in league with the villains. Harvey Keitel - A retired Admiral who gives aid to the heroes. Amanda Plummer - The slightly unhinged but brilliant chief engineer.

[@arnoldrivas4590]

WHY ISN'T THIS A MOVIE YET!

[@misterbuttcheecks61]

"Going where no nigga has gone before" -Tarantino's star trek

[@efnarios]

with a hard r

[@terryjacksonjr4137]

efnarios LOL

[@Bobby007D]

Ohura ?

[@jaygon8656]

Hard 'r's? We're gonna need a place to store that kind!

[@poihpioakarp8845]

the final motherfucking frontier

[@herrzimm]

IF Tarantino actually makes a Star Trek movie, it will be the first time in history that the "n-word" will be in Star Trek.

[@CoffeeMugTwentyFive]

actually, there was a DS9 episode with that word. (I sadly have geek/nerd cred)

[@KingOfMadCows]

Chantit Simma It was one of the best episodes of Star Trek.

[@jackbedient]

Haha!

[@Gears_Starting]

10:13 - 10:25 To be completely honest, that premise sounds very interesting.

[@JakeHunter2010]

Spock would be played by Samuel L. Jackson and say motherfucker every other line.

[@blueroninstudios]

at his age, I'd buy him as a badass Admiral, hero or villain (usually villain because Admirals usually turn out to be villains, which has been a trope on Star Trek for decades, lol)

[@joserielo1854]

1. Alien Feet

[@matthewd773]

He's great at writing conversations between characters...

[@ladedade23Blunticus]

if everybody in the world was a cunt and a criminal

[@matthewd773]

A star trek gun standoff would be crazy

[@eduardotorres6108]

Still waiting for Batman Ninja trailer review 😢

[@APlaceFromBefore]

eduardo torres that shit looks god awful

[@albalopez6542]

michael scotto What you mean!??? It looks incredible

[@hunterzolomon5090]

michael scotto What do you mean? That shit looks awesome

[@RuffWarl0ck]

You can just listen to their full episode (the audio version) on their Soundcloud. They talk about that trailer on the same episode where they got this video from.

[@hiramcaas]

Dialogue is his best attribute. Inglorious Bastards is brilliant.

[@DougUnfunny]

did you notice a sign out in front of my star ship that said "Dead Kligon Storage"?

[@el_torrez75191]

You should add: - A long single shot of the crew talking of everyday stuff. - A cameo of some old forgotten Hollywood star who QT loves - Gangster aliens - Steve Buscemi and/or Christopher Walken as aliens. I've never seen any of the old Star Trek, just the new trilogy (i actually like them better than any of the star wars movies), but if QT actually writes and/or directs a Star Trek movie then i'm all in.

[@glass12]

I actually think Quentin would do the most faithful and original Star Trek film. He's a huge fan of the original series.

[@pxlbltz]

Although I liked Casino Royale I always felt sad that we never got to see his version. He wanted to set the plot in the 1960s. I'm sure it would have been a great movie.

[@DetroitAlan01]

It’d be nice to see an exploration of the seedier side of the Star Trek universe. It seems highly improbable that crime and vice would go away simply because we developed the capacity for FTL interstellar travel.

[@echoststudio7252]

I'm thinking Tarantino making a Star Trek movie about a maquis crew like a bloody violent an adult version of Firefly

[@Wiiware2568]

“Did you see a sign on my ship that said dead Klingon storage?? No. That’s because storing dead Klingons ain’t my business”

[@Symbolkid88]

I think Christoph Waltz would work well as a romulen.

[@davidkite7529]

Christoph was only in two Tarantino films Michael madsen and tim roth are bigger regulars

[@TheDiagnoser]

David Kite Tim Roth in the hateful eight was so similar to christoph’s acting, I always think christoph was in the hateful eight as well.

[@CulainRuledByVenus]

There would also be a rape scene, or at least an allusion to rape or creepy sexual behavior.

[@hamhockbeans]

Culain ruled by Venus Alien crack and speed.

[@williamjones3534]

I heard about this. While I'm curious what I would really want to see is the Dark Tower done by Tarantino. I think you guys are being unfair. Just look at what Seth McFarline has done with the Orville. Seth was/is a Star Trek fan and the Orville plays like a love letter and I like the sweet nothings he whispers each week. New ideas and new blood needs to enter this franchise about as badly as it's needed in Hollywood and politics, so why not give him a chance ?

[@Terrafraid]

Especially dusk till dawn where he has a scene in there of him sucking toes

[@thewebchronicles]

0:55 looks like Bill came back to life

[@lukaxxlunchpailguyxxdoncic9293]

I miss spill days when cohost, Martin, Chris get to talk

[@sdrawkcab3710]

For your number 9, can we have the gimp be Chekov?

[@tristanmilner9511]

All this DT merch in your store but no copy of 2AM?

[@nono9543]

Did you notice a sign out in front of the Enterprise that said "Dead Vulcan Storage"?

[@derekseven1647]

Quentin is starting to look like the Tall Man form Phantasm.

[@KingOfMadCows]

The Vulcan nerve pinch will make people's hearts explode. Kirk will go back in time and melt Hitler's face off with a phaser.

[@ZachSMarsh]

Y'all forgot to mention that it'll have a soundtrack of some of Tarantino's favorite oldies!

[@organicstorm]

That music always makes me happy.

[@JohnBlack2345]

Korey is right....since WOK, every villain almost seems like a different or watered down version of Khan.

[@DavidLopez-rf6ye]

1:20 Quentin Tarantino played by Pennywise the Dancing Clown

[@luckychips2283]

The scene takes place in an interrogation room and Mr. Spock has just past.... An alien udders the name, "Khan" a bit to much... Captain Kirk: "Say, Khan one more time. I dare you."

[@sesfilmsllc]

I’d expect a lot of violence and a lot of cursing.

[@hamhockbeans]

Stefan Sharak maybe a new rating PG-17

[@ctiger789]

Love Tarantino, Most of his movies are excellent and although I can picture him as a Star Trek Director, i'm sure he would be amazing at it.

[@TheLuke2007]

I want a Martin Thomas double toasted t shirt style !

[@kirkdarling4120]

Tarantino will bring Franklyn Ajaye's old joke to life: "These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: To explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations... ...to boldly kick ass, where ass has never been kicked...before."

[@rebelpiggy]

I didn't know we were in April already.

[@JoseRodriguez-un2kc]

You can bet that the movie will start with Spock and Kirk talk about what they call the Big Mac in Klingon.

[@decorumnation4340]

Epic episode

[@PJVids83]

Tarantino is more than capable of directing a Star Trek movie the regular way. He's directed episodes of ER and CSI and you'd never know he was the one who did.

[@bw00d]

The flash transitions at the beginning of the video kill my eyes

[@DigitalInsurgent]

I never noticed that both Mexican standoffs in Reservoir Dogs and Pulp Fiction revolve around someone with a gun pointed at Tim Roth.

[@gbone1971]

If Quentin Tarantino sets his Star Trek movie in the goatee wearing, evil mirror universe where everything is so cut throat, then he can have all the cussing, sex and violence he wants! Long live the Terran Empire!

[@echoststudio7252]

I imagine in Tarantino making a Star Trek movie about a maquis crew like a bloody violent an adult version of Firefly

[@jervishorton7372]

RATED R STAR TREK OOOOHHH SSSSSHHHHHH TTTTTT

[@hamhockbeans]

Jervis Horton Hell it could be NC-17 Godfather in space man.

[@Wobbuffet0]

If you listen to the Nerdist Podcast, in his interview he said he wanted to explore the Next Generation episode "Yesterday's Enterprise."

[@Pheelleep]

I'd love love love to see Tarantino direct a film animated by Jamie Hewlett (The Dude who draws the Gorillaz)

[@bjamiork]

That whole foot fetish bit had me rollin' lmfao

[@captainramsey6121]

Klingon blood everywhere, a rugged badass James Kirk and overall intense actions

[@foldingchable1]

Another thing he will do is cast someone whose career is in a bit of a slump like he did for John Travolta, David Carradine, Don Johnson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, etc...

[@livly9]

That soundtrack will be fire

[@edwardicus4]

Did you see a sign on my hangar that said dead Klingon storage?

[@juliusc.8]

It'll be long and have blood and the n-word, GENIUS.

[@MsSphinx91]

I think Quentin Tarantino and Del Toro should've co-directed Dark Tower

[@jessejauregui]

Samuel L Jackson head of Starfleet

[@ItsTheFizz]

It wouldn't be a Tarantino film without an indulging of his foot fetish...

[@biguy617]

I don't want a Kill Bill 3. That movie would make Uma Thurman into a villain.

[@ohdogwow2]

I would add given Tarantino it would have to have a revenge based plot line. Only the last three ST movies each had revenge based plot lines. The first one Eric Bana wanted to kill old Spock. The second, NOT Kahn wanted to kill Robocop. The third Mr. Smooth UK accent wanted to kill a space station because the Federation abandoned him like a dumpster baby with a skin condition. I don't know what revenge plotline he could use now. Somebody stole Kirk's briefcase?!? OMG, that'll be it. It will be a full McGuffin chase. Well as long as he gets Simon Peg to write it, it might be OK.

[@DamjanPlamenac]

He's not making a fucking star trek movie, don't be gullible. Aint SHIT confirmed yet. He's making his Charles Manson 1969 in hollywood movie with Sony starring Sam Jackson, Margot Robbie, Brad Pitt, DiCaprio and Tom Cruise.

[@pinchealberto]

Am waiting

[@hendrsb33]

Tarantino on ST? Jeri curls in space? Now I've heard it all! If-- by chance-- this miracle does happen, I'd rather Quentin be in charge of dialog rather than plot. I wouldn't be able to watch it without internally referencing easter eggs from any of his other movies. Is there some other STOS episode Hollywood can pull from if they can't come up with something original? THE WRATH OF KHAN was a great re-purposing of an ST episode but it's more than done to death by now. Tribbles? A white gorilla unicorn? Something!

[@darkservantofheaven]

dont forget a trunk view

[@joshjones9749]

Replayed 10:40 SO many times lololol

[@johnp710]

Josh Jones I did too LOL! 😂😂😂I want to know what movie that’s from.

[@TheSpawnfan]

I wanna see him directing Star Wars so he can make Finn kick everybody's ass, corner Kylo Ren and go: "And you will know! i have The Force! as AH LAY MAH VENGEANCE... upon thee!" or corner Snoke and go: "Do i look like a Stormtrooper?!!!" before killing them in brutal fashion with gallons of blood on over the top scenes with great music, or better yet, have Rey become evil and Finn be trained by the ghost of Mace Windu, who will be the angriest force ghost ever.

[@edc2380]

Jesus. I'm trying to eat and you keep bringing up the effing toe sucking picture!

[@lochofmceo]

I have never had the urge to see what a QT Star trek movie would be like.Not the right genre for his work IMO.I like his weird off center shit.

[@Redem10]

Stuff that probably gonna get said during the script meeting "So instead of just teleporting, you have them use a shuttle to go down on a planet where they spend 20 minutes talking about a fictional tv show on their way there" "The tv show gonna be the basis of a spin-off movie" - "Quentin we've read your script and the first 10 pages are nothing, but description of Uhura painting her toe nail on the ship bridge" - "No Quentin I don't think people still uses racial slur in an utopian 23rd century society" "I'm out"

[@iSabier]

Now if this was Star Wars, we'd know for sure that Mace Windu would be resurrected. "Say Sith one more time motherf***er. I dare you, I double dare you!"

[@StudioADcomics]

Lmfao .. this is actually sounds like it might be good

[@sirjohnlegion2691]

Christolph Waltz wasn't in The Hateful Eight though.

[@DreamingInTechnicolor]

I'm late, seems like all of the good jokes are taken.

[@29AndreG]

So when will the highlights from the Tom and Jerry Willy Wonka movie be posted?

[@MrChupacabra555]

When it comes to the Tarantino/Feet thing: I know he didn't have anything to do with the following, but I could almost swear that Quentin must have wrote the following sequence from the first "X-Men" movie, with Rebecca Stamos as "Mystique" ^_^: kzbin.info/www/bejne/omLLiGt5e8eGqLsm33s That being said, you've got to give the man credit: Because he has such an unusual fetish, most of female stars in his movies have no problem walking around in bare feet, or having the camera focus on them for overly long stretches of time. Hell, if I had his clout I would get all my female stars to go topless ^_^ (and then have them sue me 20 years later for sexual harassment 9_9) At 10:40 : Holy Crap! Neil Degrasse Tyson was a pimp in the 70s? ^_^

[@Alfredo78666]

JJ and Tarantino, "originality" megaforce

[@Mr.BondJamesBond]

Samuel L Jackson to Spock ""Live Long and Prosper!, MotherFukkka!"

[@aaronventura1084]

Star Trek: Django Unchained. So I guess Jaime Foxx will be a Negro Kirk.

[@xavierbest9707]

Expect to see a scene with characters eating food as well.

[@JnGArtimation]

Quentin Toe-rantino

[@buckshoticus1065]

Nice vid. I think ni**** fit in Django. Didn't think it was overused either, great movie imo.

[@negavenom]

I wouldn't be surprised if there's a close up shot of someone's feet in his movie

[@devilishmode]

Missed the iconic Selma Hayek scene from Dusk till Dawn, Damn near gave me a foot fetish 😝

[@nosuchthing8]

I could see a close up of some of the green women in star trek and their feet.

[@lsipahelut]

How much for the Space Jam t-shirt?

[@williamclarke3026]

Feet? News to me.

[@APDaBaron]

Best thing about Tarantino is his foot fetish shots lol. That said, I don't think he could pull it off.

[@serenityq26]

so true lol. but they just hired a writer so yes its happening. doubtful martin. old people really have no hope

[@otisharris1607]

Number 9 😭😭😭😭😭

[@TechnicolourTV]

Bitches of the Enterprise, this is yo captain speakin. Set phasers to kill. YEEEE

[@lukesmith3618]

Holy Shit it's happening. Go to deadline!!!!

[@johnsonartchive8826]

I want to see Samuel L. Jackson as a Klingon.

[@Skrewz]

what happened to that Friday The 13th movie he was supposed to do...or the Manson family movie...he tryna do too much

[@jasonleach4445]

Quentin Tarantino Start Wars kzbin.info/www/bejne/hYXQp4yjfMmegMU

[@serenityq26]

will instantly be better than the crap abbrams did. hopefully he does new characters like discovery or at least do next generation. none of this "og" star trek crap that was out before my parents were born aka I DONT KNOW OR CARE ABOUT! give me new tarantino, give me different!

[@jasonfasthorse8939]

yep some alien chick with orange feet & like 20 toes that's definitely going to happen if qt directs star trek

[@gusrian8]

I wish Tarantino would cast Danielle Dallaire, Would love to see her feet soles.

[@alimfuzzy]

how young was the person that he was sucking the toes of? I thought that was a kid.

[@SCANLZ]

I See blood everywhere!!!!!

[@harley_yelrah9429]

Umm yes he writes amazing sharp characters have him write the Klingons

[@isaiahgarraway5568]

Harley_yelrah Kirk: Hello were from the Starship.. Klingon: Oh, What's up Nigga!!

[@Matt-rm5ir]

I think it's pretty ridiculous to compare Django's use of the N-word to the possible use of it in Star Trek. Lol you're saying just because he used the n-word a lot in a movie SET DURING TIMES OF SLAVERY (where it was pretty common to say) that he's gonna use it in Star Trek now. Doubt it, and a dumb argument. I get he uses it in his other movies as well, but those were HIS movies. This is a new property, he's gonna have limitations.

[@foldingchable1]

Matt D I have to agree with him. This is a Paramount ip and I highly doubt they would allow him to use the n word in the Star Trek franchise.

[@Infinilectics]

Hahaha

[@sue01234567890]

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