The Lincoln Town Car Was the Last True American Luxury Sedan

[@DougDeMuro]

GO BUY SIGNED DOUG PHOTOS! www.dougdemuro.com/ the-dougstore.myshopify.com/

[@jmartin95]

Hahahah... No

[@grunkohlaktionar7474]

Doug DeMuro BUICK PARK AVENUE ULTRA Btw: you need to update your playlists!

[@elenisco]

I will

[@pcarobsessed9778]

ReALly? 😂😂

[@joshuaduplaa9033]

Are people really buying those?

[@arielramos9614]

Stay tuned for the “Doug DeMuro premium Snapchat 18+ only” Edit:There’s clear demand for this, Doug were waiting

[@DrAlex-ly3kz]

He'd be wearing only one T shirt. Scandalous

[@mathewbsaenz]

You mean we'd get to see his quirks and features? And then we'd give him a doug score?

[@alexander1485]

hed be in tighty whiteys

[@thatrealba]

@@mathewbsaenz most things get a Doug Score only after they are ridden for a while. I'm going to pass on that, hahahah!

[@josem.alfaro8116]

@@mathewbsaenz lol

[@jubinkc]

Doug the kind of guy to put a character limit on a signed photo.

[@Raymo2u]

No symbols or numbers please ;)

[@cassandrafox8562]

He didn't say what language it had to be, so Mandarin it is.

[@RomainSandt]

That on a Tshirt would be fun.

[@jackn5866]

Honestly Doug should sell t shirts with like his favorite "Doug the type of __" comment

[@zloychechen5150]

That's a quirk, so give him a break.

[@Arthurzeiro]

The ammount of photos signed with "Doug the type of guy to ..." is gonna be astronomical

[@joespittle1]

But people are smart enough not to pay a small fortune for a little photo

[@ImperiaGin]

@@joespittle1 nah people will pay

[@cesareborgia9259]

@@joespittle1 I hope so.

[@NoNegotiations]

@@joespittle1 Yeah, people are dumb asses, they will pay.

[@robertlee9395]

To Robert; From Doug, the type of guy to sell $50 crappy photos I signed. Perfect. I can hang it on my wall and wake up to it every day !

[@skaterisme2]

Just bought one at 24 years old and I'm in love with the comfort and class of this masterpiece. Very happy with my purchase!

[@whitegoodman7465]

Still have it? how is it?

[@crowsbridge]

cool

[@debbierhode6291]

I LOVE my 2004, and yes I am 60 but my 31 year old daughter loves to borrow it for road trips. And my 6byear old Granddaughter LOVES it too!

[@patricioperez7323]

Imma get one and put some swangas or vogues on it 😂

[@russellhenrybieber6620]

Im 23 and just bought a grand marquis, class is the best word to describe it.

[@simonweekes3068]

Signed photos? Next he'll be selling VHS copies of his KZbin videos.

[@sjf1981]

Lord Epping hahhah

[@GinoWatch]

HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!!

[@DonBienveRosario15]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@DonBienveRosario15]

Best comment thus far

[@markvalenzo]

Lol should put that on a shirt

[@gabrielriveros4284]

Comments: 98% Negative opinions about the photos 2% opinions about the car

[@lapollamirko]

let's say 100% negative opinions about the photos !!!!

[@MrGubovas]

50% comments about comments.

[@thecman26]

Standard butthurt

[@MichaelRCarlson]

Mainstream channel viewers tend not to be the brightest, or kindest.

[@coachmcdermott4]

maybe he shouldn't have tried to E-beg

[@josipcuric8767]

I want "Doug is the type of guy to put a character limit on a signed pho-" on my signed photo

[@lharris428]

I don't think Doug has realized how may "the type of guy" requests he's probably going to get....

[@juggernaught069]

Who else counted the characters?

[@seanlyder3023]

this is an incredible comment

[@giftedone6766]

🤣

[@jaremypresnell8671]

Everyone: "A picture is worth a thousand words" Doug: "Best I can do is $50"

[@nicklasveva]

This makes literally no sense.

[@ChickenGaming-er2dy]

Bruh

[@saeedmahjoori]

​@@nicklasveva it's possible that they meant: Everyone: "A picture is worth a thousand words." Doug: "Best I can do is 90 characters!"

[@nm2000]

50 bucks of a picture is literally peak arrogance.

[@justme7920]

Fans: t-shirts, stickers, keychains! Doug: signed photos

[@BlackTownie999]

for $50 bucks...Lmao.

[@giggitygoo5623]

Not t-shirts. We want Doug shorts

[@MikeKayK]

Why sell a useful article of clothing when you can sell an expensive, pointless photo that you can add to your collection of useless clutter?

[@nfinzer22]

He should sell t-shirts to wear under your t-shirt.

[@j_freed]

I want a Doug Tee to wear UNDER my other Tee.

[@nydabeats]

love you doug but the signed photo thing is a bit cringy...

[@hannahokoniewski9834]

Very....

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...are naked ones extra $?

[@nydabeats]

signed photos is something you bury on the merch website, not promote so heavily before every video. just some humble advise.

[@nateg4336]

Well I mean its Doug...What do you expect 😂

[@legitdownz8926]

Y’all hatin on Doug but this man on his way to being the goat of car reviews. Next 3 years he might hit 10 mill or even a tv show/special. I think it’s a quirky cool thing.

[@mbaxter22]

I love this whole series of cars (Towncar / Grand Marquis / Crown Vic) and everyone thinks I'm nuts.

[@JohnDoe12515]

same here, My wife think Im an old man stuck in a young mans body

[@Will-pl4tp]

Joe Doe bro as someone who is 15 I’ve considered getting this as my first car when I get my license Edit: hi guys, a little update. I ended up getting a 2014 ford focus as my first car and at the time of me commenting this, I've owned it for a little over a month. So far I haven't had any major issues with the car

[@JohnDoe12515]

@@Will-pl4tp that's awesome! Follow your dreams buddy!

[@maddoxoliver2418]

@@Will-pl4tp As a 17 year old, I'm saving up for one as my first vehicle. There's one around the corner from me for $2200. I believe they are the best buy for a low price, especially for the comfort and reliability it offers (there are many Town Cars hitting 500k miles without a problem).

[@Will-pl4tp]

Maddox Harley I wonder if any of the town cars hit 1 million miles. Also from what I’m hearing it seems like a nice car. My dad owns the 08 Grand Marquis and my Gosh it’s comfy as hell!

[@crispchaos]

My dad had this car when I was a kid. We used to always get people coming up and saying “nice car” and looking at it when we stopped at gas stations. All I really remember was how much room we had inside, how long it was, the digital dash, nice sound system.

[@lejohnd2430]

That’s nice

[@cheryvids2487]

Digital ?

[@KentC5150Transport]

@@cheryvids2487 Dude there were "digital dash" (speedometers) in the 1980s..........

[@Mikecaserta]

I have a 2003 Lincoln towncar. The only thing that I hate about it is that its so long and wide and it makes it hard to parallel park LOL

[@iamnoel2]

"maybe a windshield sticker would be nice?" Doug: Here's a signed photo of me

[@johnnydeville5701]

And only with the cars I pick too! I say I'm not biased, but really I am!

[@Thanos.m]

I just love how everyone focused on the signed photos and completely forgot about the car in the whole video

[@theproffessional9]

Because it took up a huge chunk of the start of the video, lmao.

[@davidfrischknecht8261]

I just skipped over the promo.

[@raulio81]

And the car is great, I just love this old American style.

[@maciejmascianica7177]

It's only because it is worst that review. And this is kind of art that exist thing worst that Doug talking.

[@42luke93]

thanos mousios It sucks too because this is the video I have been waiting for and the beginning had to get bombed.

[@kuchenwesen8138]

Doug, the kinda guy who thinks people rather buy signed photos of cars than t shirts.

[@zechengwang9776]

just want a t-shirt!

[@OsellaSquadraCorse]

Doug; the kind of guy who thinks t-shirts are 'played out' DESPITE ALWAYS WEARING AT LEAST TWO!

[@theboogeyman5736]

2011 was a terrible year for car enthusiasts. They killed the crown Vic, the town car and they killed Saab

[@Memesfromthestreets]

They killed everything

[@saifulbinzainalabidinmoe8047]

evil omen;so srry 2 hear tht

[@GoldyCraft79]

This is why I don’t have a Saab…

[@laurinieminen8438]

GM killed Saab, started putting some terrible Opel parts in Saab and then people noticed that they have reliability problems etc

[@apimpnamedstreetmeat]

saab is underrated

[@ryanleed]

You have opened a hilarious can of worms with this signed photo thing...

[@Bobman84]

His wallet is getting full, while the cucks here complaining have empty ones. Now, back to the legendary Lincoln.

[@Jack_Stafford]

@@Bobman84 that is completely nonsensical. Why personal attacks when people are discussing the fun hobby of car interest and admiration? It's people that immediately go to insults that ruin and put a wet blanket on nearly every cool and fun Hobby and activity, it is a sad state of society.

[@vikingraiders4138]

@@Jack_Stafford You seen what Doug has put on Reddit

[@Bobman84]

@@Jack_Stafford How is it a personal attack when people here are the ones attacking Doug just for selling merch. I think many would like to add to their collections. He can do as he pleases!

[@killfeed5134]

Guess Doug thinks he is movie star famous now

[@Kalvinjj]

The only allowable text on the $50 pic is a "Doug the type of guy ..." joke

[@tadeumaghuhnchen1012]

So true...

[@veeti4210]

thats more overrused than youtuber merchandise

[@cannabinized]

"Sincerely, Doug, the type of guy to charge $50 for this dumb photo"

[@JoeMama-jq1st]

Your signed photo idea gets a Doug score of 0

[@jose01099]

T-shirts would be a way better choice

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...yeah it's a bit like when the commentator of a football match signs the poster of a famous player but the player doesn't sign it - and then 20 years later when cleaning out the cupboard you see the dodgy signed poster all ripped and folded up in a random manner crushed uncaringly under old Playboy and Metal Hammer magazines and you think "this poster sucks what was I thinking this is worth nothing - I think I'll throw this out"

[@rogelioa.c.4877]

I just need to know how much it scored at the weekend category in styling... xD

[@rickyether877]

Up to 90 characters face ass

[@chipskylark8869]

Lol, I know some people will pay, but what is this guy thinking? We just want Glamorous headshots

[@JohnnyS001]

This car is magnificent -- an absolute classic. Man, I wish they still made cars like this. A few minor upgrades is all it needs. Put a modern Ford 5-liter V8 under the hood, with a six-speed automatic transmission, and it would still sell like hotcakes!

[@whitegoodman7465]

They last too long..doesnt go along with cars nowdays and their planned obsolescence

[@TheCuriousNoob]

Modern car engines are ticking time bombs. They want cars to fail so people are forced to buy new. That anemic old V8 might have been extraordinarily underpowered even when it was new but they are known to last 250k miles with mediocre maintenance and over 400k with good maintenance... That engine puts any Japanese car to shame probably because they knew their market for the engine (police and livery use).

[@chr900]

I wouldve taken the shirt for $35. Wtf ima do with a signed photo from a dude who reads car manuals for a living?

[@Jk-cx7ko]

Chris B Best. Fucking. Comment

[@B0g3465]

Just go on Spreadshirt and search for Doug Demuro, you will find your shirt.

[@braxtonlewis3479]

Yes just get a guy beside a cool car and ya got one for free

[@vb-kj4em]

glue it to your t-shirt

[@joeg.1119]

Chris B oh yeah why u butthurt cause he makes more money than you jackass lol 😂

[@hellrock]

Doug the type of guy to print a screenshot from a video and signs it for $50

[@fvhghgbuntftfvtfv8429]

HA!!!!! Hope you don’t mind that I’m going to use your exact words when I order a pic from @Doug DeMuro

[@TheKaisarwilhelm]

Capitalism at its best. If no one wants it, then he doesn't make money.

[@christianboulay4722]

Doug type of Guy to have his photo taken with a professional camera, he then signs and sells to millions of happy viewers.

[@Altair-El-Haddad]

@Kevin Prima you hate him alot, I see. XD

[@hallucinatedovens8414]

@Kevin Prima Commie Trump? Where did you hear this?

[@JEMHull-gf9el]

The Signed photo thing is just the type of thing I'd expect from a Doug Demuro.

[@martintolovski]

A Doug Demuro 😂

[@Batman-wv5ng]

J.E.M. Hull Doug DeMoron.

[@Colt8722]

LOL right?

[@raoul3016]

So how would you like your car? Old people: *_L A R G E_*

[@ivanc9087]

Also me

[@ConklinTa]

I love my Town Car (I'm 30)

[@HUGEACT-MAN]

And slow

[@captainamericaamerica8090]

THERE IS EVEN A LARGER LINCOLN TOWN CAR= THE L!! AT THE END OF THE NAME PLATE

[@jedidethfreak]

So?

[@ropeyarn]

I have a low mileage Grand Marquis and it is my favorite ride to a McDonalds far, far away.

[@aaz1992]

Warren Buffet? Is that you?

[@aaz1992]

Don't forget your coupons!

[@TruckinRoundTv]

I have a 40k marquis time capsule Fantastic car!!!

[@Johnkoth]

That car will last the rest of your life and beyond.

[@warplane334]

Rezzo Jr my dad has a 2013 Honda Fit with more miles XD it’s over 56000 now

[@troy2478]

Doug's the type of guy who would charge $50 for a picture that cost him 50 cents.

[@dylangrounds9723]

You can get a 4x6 like that at walgreens for 39 cents after tax.

[@evelynlonely]

I give your originality a 10/10

[@joespittle1]

@@dylangrounds9723 lmaoooo

[@danthonyphillips1617]

🤣

[@dylangrounds9723]

@@evelynlonely Doug the type of guy to go for the 11 cent difference when hes charging $50

[@gz9975]

Signed photo? Who are you, Michael Schumacher?

[@hus-_-bro2993]

Lmaooo

[@marioh5172]

Michael Schumacher cannot sign anything.

[@orcite]

Michjael shoemasher

[@chintanjani]

Mario Huana chillllll that’s mad disrespectful

[@cvachty]

@@chintanjani no, it's a fact you melting snowflake

[@theboogeyman5736]

I will always choose this over luxury crossovers

[@yes8032]

Same here! Or any luxury sedan

[@AdventMusics07]

Old cars are more quirky than the clone cars we got now

[@brodyvermilyea114]

@@yes8032 you would pick a town car over any bentley or rolls royce?

[@yes8032]

@@brodyvermilyea114 no I mean I would get any luxury sedan over a crossover rolls and Bentley are still 1000x better than this tho

[@potatoes5829]

@@brodyvermilyea114 I’m not rich enough to maintain a bentley/rolls royce

[@lucpower777]

Signed Doug photos for 50$ ? 1st of april was 2 month ago !

[@arkad4357]

He raised the prices so he doesn't have to sign tens of thousends photos every week.

[@jose01099]

It’s still stupid

[@miguelsoto5436]

R A ignorant

[@Carlover20000]

@R A yes

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...is he naked?

[@Billy-qx4db]

I get the feeling that these cars either have 40,000 miles or 400,000 miles. Not much in between.

[@jamesslick4790]

And if it's in good condition appearance wise, It hardly makes a difference. The late Panthers are Zippo dependable. (And I'm a GM guy!).

[@mrschmoney6008]

Got mine for 85,000

[@jackhoff622]

Got a 1999 executive for $2400 with 118000 off some old people very well taken care of got a steal on it. When I found the ad listing off Facebook marketplace it was only posted for 23 minutes

[@toddedwards1371]

Mine has 243,000 it's a 99

[@alanholmes2366]

The 4.6 V8 was an iconic engine as far as reliability. We have an Expedition with a 4.6 with close to 250k miles on it. I would trust it to go anywhere in. We just picked up an 03 Town Car Cartier edition with just over 100k miles on it (all dealer maintained). Only way I'll part with it is if I find a deal on one with even lower miles. Our 1 German car is going to get angry if we bring home another v8 Ford product! Lol

[@somaanazam]

Doug the type of guy to sell his own autographs online..

[@tjk9263]

Im going to email Doug to send me a pic of him with the McLaren 720S Spider and have him write.." Doug is the type of guy......".....lol....i wonder if he would do it?...lol

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...I know, it's not good when things get this low.

[@tjk9263]

@@bradford_shaun_murray He is doing just fine in terms of income but the whole thing of selling autograph pics of himself is just a bad idea....live and learn i guess

[@abdullahrashid6118]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAH BEST XD

[@ParkerLewis912]

But someone out there will buy it anyways

[@robertcollins7025]

We bought used 2005 Town Car just yesterday. It is absolutely identical except the alloys are different in design. Same color and all. It's exactly what Doug says. Simple, cushy, lumbering, and low tech. Absolutely refreshing after our tight, high tech Prius with a bad ride. We bought the Lincoln for touring in comfort. I'm 6'5" 280lbs. It fits me like a glove. Thanks Doug!

[@marcowulliampopirers2216]

@@robertcollins7025 do you still have it?

[@SoHoDon_718]

$50 photo 😂😂, Doug turning into supreme

[@ja4122]

SoHo Don yo this nigga stupid

[@danger450]

That's $50 more than actual celebrities often charge ...

[@Fibrosis50Creations]

It's predecessor The Lincoln Continental demands a review (V8) and by it demands I mean me and by I demand I mean please.

[@goldenrackz6932]

Facts its not many people that want a signed photo. $10 wouda been fine

[@thaintriguing1]

10% of the comments: Lincoln Towncar 90% of the comments: Signed merchandise

[@Madroxide704]

If most are like myself they backed out of the video at that point. I've always respected Doug's reviews, but that's grimy &/or lazy at the least.

[@Demogame_54]

0%, Me want CVPI description

[@curleypubes3672]

No fool

[@AdamG1983]

Hot take: Doug is regretting those monthly Ford GT payments, so he's selling autographed pics Brilliant, really.

[@slyzool]

Absolutely excellent. Well done.

[@tqdinh2]

AdamG1983 😂

[@vollste]

😂😂😂

[@backfire5449]

Outstanding move

[@Conservativechristiancombat]

@Joe H he paid close to $200,000 so I'd say probably $2,000 I know he made a good down payment

[@DavidPysnik]

"The Town Car is body-on-frame... which is an old-school way of constructing cars you just don't see anymore, except for full-size pickups and some large SUVs." Yes, it creates a strong, solid, and extremely durable vehicle, hence why modern rugged vehicles use it and, as you cite later, is what gives this vehicle the ability to go hundreds of thousands of miles even under the heavy use and abuse of large city livery services. You also mention they didn't upgrade it over the years, expecting it to go out. I'd argue it actually went out because of lack of upgrades. From 1998-2011, it received very little treatment and the engine in 2011 was still lower in performance than a Cadillac Fleetwood from 1994. Have Mercedes or BMW not change or upgrade one of their models for over a decade and see how well their sales go. I think Lincoln wanted to phase out the Town Car, not its customers, so it could phase in cheaper, yet more modern, construction.

[@gregorsamsa1364]

No, the customers were drying up(or, more accurately, dying off). The vast majority of panther platform sales at that point were police cars and livery vehicles, but even those sales were drying up. Continuing the platform would have been a disastrous move, especially with all the money they would've thrown away on getting the 30-something year old platform to keep up with changing fuel-economy, emissions, and safety regulations. It was the longest running platform of any American auto maker ever- it was time to retire it. But they were fantastic vehicles

[@GoodAfterNoon]

All facts. The powers that be have been trying to destroy this type of car since the early seventies. These represent solid independence. That’s a no no

[@power7239]

Sounds pretty spot on

[@BRAINFxck10]

Well Ford didn't upgrade it because of the SUV trend, Lincoln only sells SUVs & Crossovers now and the Navigator has replaced the Town Car as their top luxury limo. They even tried bringing the Continental back but it wasn't very attractive and the Navigator killed it in sales.

[@ss-qw4bw]

Do you want to know why the Lincoln Town Car only has 224 HP? Do you know why? Because the elderly do not need more than this power!!! What silly and stupid excuses!! Lexus Ls and Mercedes S Class, most of their owners in the nineties were rich and elderly, but did this prevent them from putting a powerful engine in their cars!!! They will tell you that because of the low sales and high demand for 4×4 cars, is this the stupid reason that prevented them from installing a powerful engine, new transmission and improved suspension in the year 1990-2003 ?????

[@numbers9to0]

A signed photo doesn't keep your warm, nor does it protect your body from uv light.

[@anon457]

No but if a picture of Doug standing by a nice car smiling at you doesn't warm your heart idk what will.

[@thecman26]

You

[@jadenviljoen3800]

But it gives you daddy Doug's face

[@nsoldt]

I want a signed Doug photo for just $50! Said no one ever.....

[@-HighTide]

Hindsight 20 / 20 Funny your name handle Avatar ... must be how he's feeling

[@thomyorke69]

Bubble Bass 420 nein

[@4991dalex]

Doug is the real life Rupert Pupkin from the King of Comedy.

[@chrislentz1734]

Who the fuck would buy a picture of a car from a guy who’s is fucking annoying lol if you do slap your self your a dumb fuck 😂😂

[@CalQaida]

@@chrislentz1734 You said what I was thinking and expressed a little less harshly. A+

[@zackkontaxes]

Nobody: Doug: WHO WANTS KZbinR MERCH?? HERE ARE SIGNED PHOTOS OF ME WITH A COOL CAR

[@TrangleC]

Yeah, I really don't think he thought that through. Sure, T-shirts are kind of boring and everybody does it, but they at least are useful for something. Does he really think people will buy, frame and hang on their walls postcard sized pictures of their favorite KZbinr? Getting something signed usually is a souvenir, something to remember the moment you met some celebrity in public by and show to your friends to prove to them that you actually did meet that person. Buying a signed picture and receiving it by mail, doesn't even do that. I like Doug and this channel and I'm not one of those guys who only seem to be here to write "Doug, the type of guy..."-comments, but the idea to buy such a photograph is a pretty bizarre notion and I think only a small number of weirdos are likely to consider something like that.

[@davidlockard4321]

TrangleC I agree completely. I got excited when I saw he was talking about merch, then I saw the picture thing and I was like aww... I like Doug and I like this channel, and I really like this video the town car is awesome. But I don’t want a picture of a car with some guy on it. I guess I’ve never thought of you tubers as being famous enough for just autographing something to add value to it. I think Doug is missing how many of his older male fans are. It would be cool to have a shirt so maybe if I’m at the store or something someone will see the Doug shirt and know I’m a car dude or at least know I support Doug. If you need money ask for donations, I’d gladly give honestly. Hell even a large poster would be a lot cooler to hang up. But a small tiny thing what the hell am I gonna do with that. Love you Doug.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

@@TrangleC ...hey are you calling me a weirdo for lusting after a signed Doug picture to hang over my bed as I lay naked under it...how dare you lol! Hoovie would buy one!

[@mattconner11]

Its weird that this guy is famous

[@rezo84]

printed photo for 35 or 50 dolars? DAMN SON :D

[@CSifjrixhrj]

I have a hard time associating 2005 with “old school”

[@z609gaming]

Ikr. I have a 2007 Grand Marquis and to me it’s “new” just because growing up we didn’t have brand new cars. In 2006 my family had a 98 Grand Caravan, to put it in perspective.

[@MrAdamGC]

I consider anything made in the 2000's to be a modern car. Cars in general changed a lot more going from the 80's to the 90's than from the 90's to the 00's. For the last decade it's just been about engineering them to fail under the guise of 'innovative technology' and ever worse construction quality all around. Oh yeah, 2005 Grand Marquis LS Premium owner here.

[@truckernation7886]

They’ve been using this same frame since the 70s. And this particular engine was produced since 1991.

[@ChickenGaming-er2dy]

2001 is more old school and better styling imo

[@JordanHowellMusic]

I have a 2008 Honda Accord V6 coupe and it’s the newest car I’m gonna get. And even that’s rusted out and I’m probably going to have to sell it for parts this week. (𝑰𝒇 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒉𝒐𝒏𝒅𝒂, 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘!!!)...😚

[@octoman_games]

The Owner of this car after the video: " This Asshole changed my Clock!"

[@aoshi1992]

I fell like he is the type of guy who would fix that after the video

[@p.a.7075]

I immediately thought of both of those things. So glad you guys did, too! :)

[@zloychechen5150]

i read that in an old man's voice

[@edwardvalivonis23]

owner of this car cannot find owners manual after this video

[@vikingraiders4138]

Doug took a shit in his trunk

[@ShadowKnight97M]

A personalized signed photo up to 90 characters is the most Doug thing Doug came out with yet.

[@justme7920]

Doug the type of guy whose signature is worth $34.75.

[@cesareborgia9259]

Except it's not.

[@tqdinh2]

Just Me 😂

[@kennethjohndesouza2251]

I don’t think it’s worth 2 bucks also 😂😂😂

[@mr.slim6188]

I really miss these good old Town Car/Crown Vic/Grand Marquis siblings. Super comfortable,ultra reliable,good MPG for the size. I would take one of these over any new luxury car made today.

[@superdave2316]

Doug I used to drive the "L" extended version for an airport limousine company in Canada. Ford was stupid to end production of those cars as they were the finest mass produced livery car on the market. Many of them ran for a quarter million miles and the only surprise weakness was the intake manifold. They also gave up the Crown Vic at the same time which ruined the Police/Taxi market as well. I'll never understand that decision as it was a successful market for Ford. They just followed everyone else down the rabbit hole of front wheel drive cookie cutter cars. You could drive a Town Car 2,000 miles and not even feel stiff when you climbed out. They also looked great in black.

[@brad2012100]

It was government regulation that killed big cars like this they demanded more fuel economy and it just wasn't possible

[@robertvanderbush737]

Tell me about it, just bought a 2011 black signature long wheelbase Towncar today. What a great driving car, doesnt handle as good as my Crown vic interceptor but rides smooth as a cloud.

[@robertvanderbush737]

@@brad2012100 What we would like to know is, did Ford even bother to try shoving an ecoboost V6 into a town car for better fuel economy? The answer, probably not

[@SilverLightningXV]

@@robertvanderbush737 they could've even given us something like an EcoBoost V8 👀

[@realjordanbelfort]

sorr i can’t hear you over my LS400

[@hecticerectic9588]

Signed photo, PERFECT! It'll match the Doug pillow cases.

[@MrTPF1]

Talk about inducing nightmares!! 😂

[@Halfpipesaur]

it'll match the Doug body pillow

[@sbear8641]

I need a Doug Demuro bodypillow

[@hecticerectic9588]

@Tattle Boad r/woosh

[@gooondie]

Doug the kind of guy who thinks he needs to limit the order intake of signed pictures of Doug DeMuro

[@sqlim85]

With almost 3 mln subs I guest it makes sense.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...hey they might sell out you never know - these could be collectible in years to come like say um like um you know those things that um...i think i better head off now...

[@voltsoftruthBSbuster]

I've had 4 towncars, from 1994- to my 2011 last one. The most reliable car I've ever owned and drove. Every lincoln car I've owned made it past 400,000 miles. One of them, I don't remember which year model, I've racked up 486,000 miles. And the only thing I did was change oil on them. Ah im getting nostalgic.

[@goodgollyjosh]

I hate it when people say all they did was change the oil lol. You did tires, brakes, tune ups, etc. It's a fucking car, it needs things.

[@servissop151]

@@goodgollyjosh Some people are dumb enough they actually don't do those things and wait until the car craps itself

[@bennygreene1421]

I like Lincoln's. Are the air ride shocks real expensive?

[@supahotfire1185]

A signed thumbnail of his videos for $50.

[@mohameddikna2748]

We should stop watching his videos.

[@jaredshelton4718]

@@mohameddikna2748 Agreed

[@PhyuckYew]

He explained why they cost that much in his last video.

[@deletedaccount966]

@Mohamed Dikna Why? :)

[@zay7554]

Anton Chigurh why

[@rpm773]

I just acquired an unsigned photo of Doug DeMuro standing near a Town Car

[@jorgelbarral]

AHahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

[@visionist7]

I'll give you one Canadian Dollar for it

[@PACKERMAN2077]

Screen grabs don't count unless they're printed from Doug's own inkjet from 1997.

[@roshangomez]

That is worth even more!

[@fuckoffyou]

I have multiple photos of Doug standing near cars, some of those photos do have profanities written on them like "sell us fucking T-Shirts".

[@dante15511]

Doug your reviews are so good and merch is ok but pls forget your idea and make shirts

[@IEJ7654321]

Then he can make a lot of money.

[@_BangDroid_]

Ay I want some wearable merch. Fine I'll make my own Doug DeMuro top, with blackjack. And hookers! Ah forget the top. And the blackjack.

[@souldude6344]

I managed to snag one of these gems in good condition for $2,700 just four days ago. They are every bit as comfortable as they claim to be. Even with heavily worn front and rear end parts, this boat simply floats over the road without a care in the world. Potholes are merely an afterthought in these machines. Great car.

[@lochoangpham]

How about signed double T shirts for 50?

[@caseyman97]

Now that's good marketing!

[@Aff3ct000]

Absolutely. They've got to be shitty, a poor fit, with the collars washed and hashed all to hell.

[@lesliechow4719]

People: *wouldn't order signed photos even if it was 5 dollars* Doug: I'm trying to limit the orders

[@haseebbaig2953]

Leslie chow, great photo dudu lol

[@andredistefano2135]

“I rented these pens and photo paper through a service called Turo...”

[@vikingraiders4138]

I think Doug would steal the pen from the post office

[@kaihartmann9565]

Hahahahahaaa

[@rwdmae]

Doug is the type of guy to forge his own signature because of resell value

[@NONAMEGTAV]

Doug the type of guy to sell a thumbnail for $50

[@user-kc8yo9yy7o]

EL PATRON 😂

[@dimitarchardakliev5351]

hahahahhaha

[@RomainSandt]

an other great T shirt in the making...

[@POLITICALLYRICH]

😂😂😂

[@NoNegotiations]

It's called, I love money more than my fans.

[@savannahg5043]

Would’ve definitely preferred a Doug DeMuro hoodie..jus saying

[@Smearrrrrrgle]

Savannah G one with, “DOES THE GHIBLI¿”

[@mondomusic1284]

Same

[@hadevos]

@Savannah G - With print "Thisssss is a 2019 Doug DeMuro hoodie"

[@KillerViper16]

Nobody: Doug DeMuro: You guys said is there any merchandise so I give you signed photos

[@statesauce]

Emre Çiçekçioğlu lmaoooo

[@santiagoortiz3665]

I love these panther platform cars. I'm more of an old school guy, and for me, this brings that old school feeling into the modern era, and I adore that.

[@phronesismeister]

"Here's why signing autographs is Doug Demuro's worst idea ever"

[@torpmorp1324]

it’s a bit sad, really. Even sadder would be having one one, though

[@recon_ron7746]

@@torpmorp1324 dont be jealous cause your broke

[@pierrealindre7257]

😂😂😂

[@maximusextreme3725]

@@recon_ron7746 *you're

[@wakandawildman2043]

@@torpmorp1324 I'd rather buy Adolf hittlers autograph then some random guy named doug

[@fineoutside]

Man, glad that whole signed photo thing wasn't my idea. Feel like Doug could use a Hug rn

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

...he got desperate - this happens.

[@smamsp]

onthelibrarycomputer or he just had a lapse of poor judgement? I don't think this was an act of being desperate

[@itmustbelove08]

Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Doug: Signed photos for $35 and $50 just for you.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

Hoovie would buy one!

[@h.0436]

How about a Balenciaga x Doug Demuro double tshirt?

[@eliteultra9]

That's fire with quirks and features

[@RockSolitude]

Y/Project beat you to it. Check out the Y/Project layered t-shirt. Also their double and triple shirts.

[@h.0436]

RockSolitude yea but it aint from doug demuro

[@demnuh]

@@RockSolitude Yohji and Rick beat Y/ to it more than a decade ago, if not almost two lol. and I believe I remember an archive Rei Kawakubo's CDG from like late 80s or early 90s

[@macak3140]

Fans:Lets take a photo DougDeMugo:You need to pay

[@ayyahennesto4412]

That's the best car ever CATIER edition or the executive L The BEST, #FORGET ABOUT IT,,

[@powderedtoastfacekillah734]

Doug the type to wear two t shirts at a time and question if anybody would want a t shirt

[@bwilly8468]

My 05' Town Car has the retractable moon roof. Freakin' awesome cruising along the lake in the summertime in this car. Looks sharpe sitting in the driveway too. Beautiful car. I get lots of nice comments. They made a big mistake not making these anymore.

[@ph43drus]

My first wife and I rented one of these for our wedding back in '01. I likened it to driving our living room couch around. We liked it.

[@ChristianBiggins]

Oh Doug. I don't think you know your audience as well as you think. This is the first time I've been happy to miss out on US only orders.

[@emscape2]

Tbh i think these ludicrous prices only would do well in the usa

[@alp9321]

No shit...This asshole is trying to screw people

[@EddoWagt]

For that price I'd actually expect world wide shipping

[@alp9321]

@@emscape2 Not even!!

[@recon_ron7746]

No ones is forcing you idiots from buying photos lol, he could also care less if you do, this is all under the consumer's choice

[@GamersName]

Doug, you know a lot about cars, but nothing about selling merch :D

[@ilackedtheheart]

Seriously. If he just had some car stickers with the quote "Quirks and Features" he'd sell that shit like crazy. I'd put that on my car since I don't see too many Subaru Tribecas on the road anymore (if ever).

[@Wyatt_Spencer]

@@ilackedtheheart he could also sell tiny outlines of himself from the mid-thigh up, standing with his arms out like at the beginning of each video that people can stick on "whatever" car photo. Could also take requests for people to have someone on his team (or someone he hires on fiver etc.) to photo shop him into fan car photos. Could have someone produce an app that helps people do mock-doug-style reviews of their own cars, they could then post video responses directly to him on youtube as a form of fan engagement. ... so many things! Doug! You got this, man!

[@Pequenobote]

Who knows a lot about cars? him? oh hell no. Those scores are said by a 2yo kid

[@IAM_HC]

He doesn’t even know that much about cars. From the cars I’m very familiar with and the the knowledge of the fanboys in the comments section of these vehicles he is either wrong, off, or misleading with his review. But he gettin money so good for him I guess.

[@hallucinatedovens8414]

He doesn't know a lot about cars either

[@thomasthetrain789]

Just took my Town Car out to one of my favorite Greek family restaurants this year and I never had so many looks dropping my mom and the front entrance. Love it!

[@anonamous365]

Signed photos....who do you think you are an adult actress

[@snipelee2582]

Hand hurting from signing "all those photos", Doug stop it ok.

[@djtechinics97dj37]

I would be disappointed in anyone I know personally buying a signed Doug photo.

[@NickKautz]

If 1% of his subs buy one , that's 28,000 signatures. You want to do 1000 a day for a month straight?

[@neihomai8]

if i earn 35 or 50 bucks per signature, i'm sure i'll gladly do it lol, the more the better

[@rockernault]

@@NickKautz signing a photo should take him around 15 seconds, he should be done with 1000 in 5 hours and will earn 30k dollars (minus shipping/printing costs). Amazing.

[@NickKautz]

@@rockernault Lets not forget about hand fatigue and carpel tunnel which would set in on day 2. But yeah , if 1% of subs buys a $30 item .... thats like almost $900k

[@pauldzim]

"Hi Paul, love your quirks and features! - Doug"

[@bhud1972]

Awesome! I laughed so hard at that one I scared my dogs! Well played!

[@schmeaGT]

pauldzim You win the KZbin comments section today.

[@IgnacioAndres741]

Hahahahahahaha

[@IgnacioAndres741]

Hahahahahaha

[@fxprocc]

had the pleasure of driving one of these years ago for about a month and it was amazing. super comfortable and although it was fast, it was fast enough. on the highway you cant tell how fast your going, because it rides like a cloud. you can ride this car to the ends of the world and your back will not hurt. amazing car.

[@tomdaloon]

Hey Doug, I’ll buy one of your pics. I want it to say “I paid $50 and all I got was this lousy photo..”

[@DJRenee]

LOL

[@kevinjuarez541]

Lmao

[@screwedupastros6592]

That's 47/90 characters.. you good

[@sm00thgames63]

Is that a reference to Skippy?

[@holasoyalejandro9822]

Sm00th GAMES yes

[@MADMANB68]

$50 for a signed photo??! Who do you think you are Doug Cruise!? Dwayne the Rock Dougson?! FOH

[@blazeyfearey9001]

MADMANB68 the Dwayne the rock dougson killed me 😭😭💀

[@steyyJ]

$50 for a lot of his viewers is literally nothing.

[@TheChocolateChamp]

Lol lol lol

[@joespittle1]

I'm dying, Dwayne the rock dougson

[@91myroc]

Doug Cruise had me 😂😂😂

[@deepilt]

Doug the type of guy who sells signed photographs of himself lmao

[@mking9446I]

To himself

[@torpmorp1324]

Doug score on that?

[@albertorodriguezfernandez5956]

Absolutely gorgeous car to drive and own. Reliable and Comfy, with decent fuel economy. A true cruiser. And it is worth every penny. I even found an LPG version of it. Amazing value.

[@aky19832001]

I used to drive this as a limo driver and the acceleration was so effortless. Nothing like a v8

[@jefffields7582]

I also was a limo driver and that car was the most comfortable driving vehicle that I ever had the pleasure of driving

[@aky19832001]

@@jefffields7582 I miss cars like that. Everything felt heavy duty and quality made. You felt like a million bucks driving.

[@ThatGuy-te9wh]

aaaahhhh... my 88 Town Car was my first car and it was so smooth. Didn't matter that it was 12 years old.

[@captainamericaamerica8090]

The Presidential has a gold' clock! And a fold down table! I guess to Sign things. Lol.

[@dr.bunterhidenbrobruh5502]

Same here. Worked for a limo company that had a fleet of these, although they were a bit newer, mostly 2008-2011 models. As a regular driver of sports/performance cars, I wouldn't call the acceleration in the Town Car "effortless". The power is adequate enough, but that's about it. At times, I would say it was actually underpowered, and recall situations where I could barely get out of my own way. It's a V8 making only 240 HP in a big heavy car. To put that in perspective, I own two cars with turbo 4 cylinder motors making close to 300 HP that weigh a thousand pounds less. Do the math. Number of cylinders is insignificant when it comes to acceleration. That being said, the engine is nice and smooth, the car is extremely solid and reliable, and delivers a level of comfort and spaciousness matched by nothing anywhere near its price range. It was simple in terms of features, and had nice comfortable heated seats. It's a great car for long trips. Sporting around town is another story, however.

[@kazoo3434]

$35 or $50 for a 5x7 photo? Forget next day, there better be next hour delivery for that price.

[@ThePizzaDevourer]

I totally get not wanting to have to sign thousands of them though, lol

[@Wowezzersdozzers]

The price is high so he doesn't have to sign a ton of them, I remember him saying this somewhere. I can't blame him, would you want to sign thousands of pictures? Found it: www.reddit.com/r/cars/comments/brracy/the_2020_toyota_corolla_is_a_car_more_doug_demuro/eog0m96/?context=3

[@Quertziop]

@@Wowezzersdozzers he even said it in this exact video

[@chrispinto3351]

lets be realists hes not gonna see thousands of autographs.Doug loses points for this idea

[@theblackhundreds7124]

@@ThePizzaDevourer do you understand that it's not gonna be thousands? Its Doug demuro. No one wants to pay $10 for a signed photograph that costs 5 cents if he bought in bulk cause the idiot thought he would get thousands of orders. Even if they did. What's 10 × let's say 5000? That's $10 for 2 words.

[@jessiehermes2753]

Signed pictures!? Dude. If the internet asks for t-shirts you give it t-shirts, Doug.

[@danielcastaneda7801]

Doug ain't the internet's bitch

[@seanlyder3023]

@@danielcastaneda7801 lmao

[@ItsTheNada]

🤣🤣🤣

[@juancancino3921]

Best car ever made. Ever. Most beautiful color too. The cashmere paint truly matches the leather. I had the same interior in my grand marquis. I miss that baby

[@kdr_8389]

I seriously thought it was April Fools for a second and he was messing with us, signed photos for $50 lol

[@BILLY-px3hw]

Doug Demuro the kind of guy who thinks he would sell hundreds of thousands of autographs at $10 so decides to sell them for $50

[@ral6096]

@@BILLY-px3hw I wonder if he would actually write this onto the photo. 😂

[@modestustawfic3610]

He’s good at presentation and presents the car you can’t touch features on screen for free

[@gexpe2003]

i ll keep my dough

[@benrobinson375]

I love your content but I thought you were joking about the whole signed photo thing. It's a little bit narcissistic.

[@thespicemelange4536]

Oh narcissistic is a car rating scoring system named after himself. This is delusion of grandeur.

[@brandonalsop1281]

I kind of want to buy one that says Dear X, I pee sitting down. Love, Doug Demuro

[@benrobinson375]

@@brandonalsop1281 Doug is the type of guy who uses a toilet to check out its 'interesting quirks and features'.

[@ImTheMan78]

Ben Robinson 😂😂😂😂

[@drwho534]

Had lots of cars and my 2006 Town Car (same as shown) was the quietest, smoothest most comfortable car ever. Never any issues.

[@captainamericaamerica8090]

We have the 2006 PRESIDENTIAL MODEL.

[@jessicataylor4071]

Would you recommend it?

[@alekskensington5494]

@@jessicataylor4071 Yes yes and yes................well depends do you want a smooth ride with a luxury brand that barely if ever breaks down? Do you want light steering? Do you want to be in the most comfortable leather seats? do you want a 3 to 4 body trunk? and yes I did mean body that's how mobsters, when they would drive these, would refer to the truck space.

[@jessicataylor4071]

@@alekskensington5494 yes yes i do

[@alekskensington5494]

@@jessicataylor4071 Then yes I would get it I drove a 2019 Toyota Rav 4 and an 03 lincoln town car I would choose the Towncar hands down every single time! 2019 Rav 4 rental 7k miles (getting my 2015 lincoln MKX fixed) I could hear everything I had to yell to have a conversation manual seat controls no heated or cooled seats Toyota is more reliable but so is the lincoln Towncar that will easily go 600k miles I could feel every bump hell I could feel everything is sucked miserable driving 2 hours every day stiff cloth seats Lincoln town car 2003 166k miles (drove it for a week my friend let me drive it while he was in California cause I wanted to) I could whisper and have a conversation Seat controls wear like Mercedes Benz on the door and automatic loved them so much!! heated seats no cooled but still better than nothing like the 2019 Rav 4 I barely speed bumps going 15 mph potholes and the road itself were nothing plush leather seats

[@alf5835]

This was the typical taxi car in NY. I remember riding in one of these cars, and being impressed by the comfort. The motor didn't make any noise or vibration. Irregularities on the road seem to disappear. Wonderful comfort.

[@cramer5032]

I’d buy a signed T-shirt but not a 50 dollar photo

[@danger450]

Just take a screen grab, print a 14 cent photo at Wal-Mart, then add a scribble signature with a Sharpie. VOILA. Save $49.86.

[@cramer5032]

Lol

[@Carlover20000]

Or just beat him to death with a hammer 😀

[@quinton6463]

@@Carlover20000 what the hell is your issue?

[@taskerpro944]

The photo is like the dumbest idea ever. I give it a Doug Score of negative seventeen -17. Who's ever gonna see it? How does that promote the channel? I'd pay $50 for a Doug D hoodie however. And everywhere I go - everyone's gonna see it.

[@charliepetty9161]

You should do a Q and A livestream while you sign the pictures!

[@karlosbricks2413]

Good IDEA!

[@thearousedeunuch]

I like that idea.

[@Me-eb3wv]

Yea

[@josecarbajak6190]

I would wear the T-shirt Doug , GIVE US T-SHIRTTSSSS

[@Charlie-Charlot]

Jose Carbajak Exactly ! Some Doug Demuro’s t-shirts could be really cool, juste simple with a car drawn on it or .... and i think it’s a really good idea... a t-shirt that look like two t-shirt like the ones Doug use to wear on his videos.

[@sanslogique6061]

Doug doesn't give tshirts. He sells his signature. For 50 bucks. That's what his signature worth. Pay !

[@PACKERMAN2077]

He can't he's wearing them.

[@janm8027]

I would buy like 3 of them and wore it all at the same time just to be more Doug'ish

[@ironlung8331]

Yes! T-shirts with Quirks & Features printed on it.

[@yamajammer76]

The finest American car ever built.

[@collinsnider4179]

Um NO

[@businessman-wm8xz]

@@collinsnider4179 It’s the most reliable American car ever made , at least i can tell you that

[@theshield1613]

​@@businessman-wm8xz💯

[@redriver15262]

Doug REALLY trynna sell us Polaroids with his doodle name for $50 damn

[@alphatrion100]

It's a guy who thinks a 10 year old 35 thousand dollar mercedes is a cheap car

[@kraenk12]

He’s definitely gonna sell more than enough of them.

[@slothe4123]

Merch idea : car stickers Anything with cars Anything but signed pictures lol

[@STUNT_GRANNY]

Something like RCR's key tags would be great. "THIS is a key fob." "Quirks and features!"

[@jesusdominguez401]

Bro I've been commenting this for the past 2 videos since his brilliant idea of selling 50 dollar pictures of his ugly ass next to a terrible angle of a car.. I'd buy a bumper sticker that says "Doug score of 1000" or something like that 😂 car merch would only make sense.. in todays market, you can have keychains and bumper stickers made for cheap and you can sell for double. Idk where he got the idea of pictures tho 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@prodevus]

Jesus Dominguez Can somebody try and contact him??

[@slothe4123]

Iced Ink yeah like keychains or bumper / mirror stickers . Like you talk about cars if you don’t wanna see shirts there’s so much other stuff you can do involving cars for cars 😂

[@aymanamrani5952]

Keychains of cars

[@rajeshmohan4045]

Doug is the type of guy who closes the refrigerator door slowly to see its interior light go off.

[@MrMxxt]

😂😂😂

[@MagickzRex]

Lmao!

[@joeljeffrey9139]

When I was a kid did that too lol

[@John1992815]

This is what I want printed on them T-shirts

[@ItsNova816]

Part of what made these "underpowered" engines so great was the low end torque. Especially when paired with those tall geared, slushy 4 speeds. It could accelerate up to highway speed without revving, making noise, or jerking the passengers around with shifts. It will float around between 2 and 3,000 rpm and smoothly get you up to speed. honestly very overlooked.

[@TriniS2k]

Damn dude you literally just killed your image with that signed photo bs

[@aaz1992]

Already forgot about it lol

[@KarlHamilton]

Doug is the type of guy that signs his own photos.

[@shawbros]

And then hangs them all over his house.

[@WraithW9]

Good one 😂

[@Snippz]

He erased some other dudes comment about him selling them for 50 bucks.

[@OggaDugga]

As long as a place called “Florida” exists. The Lincoln town car will live forever.

[@COYGunners]

Brandon true story. 99% of those are in Jacksonville.

[@Lincolnator721]

It's unfortunate because it is a tank.

[@williestyle35]

True, lol

[@PatrickRoy30]

All Things Cars it’s fortunate for Florida residents though because 50% of the drivers can’t see anyways

[@Jpmpmpm]

Amen

[@aylamiller5752]

My mom has a 2009 Lincoln town car limited edition and I absolutely love it. It's very much worth it! I'd buy one If I could for myself. Handles well, cruises well and is definitely spacious. Pisses me off that they stopped making them. 😭😭🤧