Dr. Bright is Not Allowed to Use Victims of SCP-217 as Toys!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things involving SCP 217 and SCP 682.
Content relating to the SCP Foundation, including the SCP Foundation logo, is licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0 and all concepts originate from www.scp-wiki.net and its authors.
Based on: The Things Dr Bright Is Not Allowed To Do At The Foundation by AdminBright: scp-wiki.wikid...
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[@meggreen4058]

O5 council: Dr. Bright leave them alone, they’re suffering enough. Dr Bright: Their suffering’s not my problem. My boredom however is my problem.

[@jimboyarab1072]

O5-6:thats its were gonna contained you send a mtf here now Mtf NU-7:were coming sir

[@The_pitbull536]

@@jimboyarab1072 woulded it be alpha 1

[@krdctheknight5080]

@@The_pitbull536 they need a firepower to take him down

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Yes this cures my boredom…well for now-

[@crysmo247]

@@dr.ChainsawLover Hey if you wanna try pouring lava on 106 I would join

[@madhattergodess]

Dr. Bright is toddler in immortal body. That is both scary and entertaining.

[@spongerobert1752]

Dr bright can end his eternal life anytime he wants by killing himself. It only revives him when he does of external forcez

[@nickkozak4763]

Euclid and Keter represent how hard they are to contain or how dangerous... standard humans are safe as they are easy to contain and doctor bright is a standard human dispite the fact he can’t die because of the necklace. so he would be a safe class anomaly because all they would have to do is kill his current body and store the necklace in a container.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

IM NOT A TODDLER 👎

[@justsomedice2263]

@@nickkozak4763 whoevers touchs the necklace after dr bright dicovered that you need to die by someone,now the necklace infects whoever touchs it go see some dr bright videos and you will know how much theart he is after 30 days of the new host, after 30 days with a new host dr bright minds estabalize and now he can get out the necklace from his hand or neck and whoever touchs it becomes a clone of dr brights mind hive, one day they put him againts scp 682 they were having battle of minds and 682 like ussual but now 682 mind has a part of dr bright minds, he bassically make scp 682 have bassicaly a injury forever , he can bassicaly become a theart to EVERYONE if the O-5 didn't make the rule to kill dr bright before the 30 days like in the 29 day

[@PurgPurg]

That’s actually how it is irl too. The scp wiki admin Dr Bright (who the character is based on, it’s a self insert) is a middle aged man who is a proven child predator and the staff refuses to get rid of him because they don’t want to admit fault since they knowingly helped him for years and years. He often used to force underage girls to send him nudes to get power in the wiki ranks. That kinda ruins the name Dr Bright for me, ngl

[@Griefer_Jesus]

“They would really really really really prefer that he didn’t” that’s not a no

[@melatus9394]

"said dr bright after leaving with SCP-217"

[@crossoverqueen1775]

That is most certainly correct, that isn't a no, it's more of a suggestion when phrased like that.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

HMPH 😤 I’m bringing it(scp-217) back at my house bye

[@ducksongfans]

@The Emperor Of Mankind , Negahban Bozorg sus

[@Emmett_Br0wn]

True.

[@justradd]

Dr. Bright: Behold my greatest invention! *the invention proceeds to kill 1000+ people* Dr. Bright: oops

[@Dr.C.Shadow]

Dr. Bright is Dr. Doofenshmirtz. I knew it.

[@nicomoron001]

"A full minute of stunned silence means 'My God what did you do?' not 'Please continue'." -the O5 council to Dr. Bright

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

I ain’t some random doctor I’m immortal and who even is that doctor/scientist

[@ricardohoang8452]

@@Dr.C.Shadow Jack vs Heinz will be fun 🤣

[@Zak-tk8wv]

lol

[@coopdawg7203]

You know it’s bad when the 05 council rules on human decency

[@atheist2025]

What’s worse is there’s a ethics committee, it’s not what you think

[@Raw_Motivation12]

V1nce gang

[@Bisheimer]

I have a feeling that the name : "Jack" is very often screamed by the O5 Council.

[@nicktwolf]

And not in the fun way.

[@jacobbridges4332]

I think it would be dr.bright instead of jack sadly as funny as it would be

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Hehe my name is Jack Bright call me Jack or bright or Both

[@Bisheimer]

DR. BRIGHT. WHY IS THERE A TINDER PROFIL OF SCP 096? Thats enough. Time to make you into a lab rat for a few weeks.

[@dr.bright7552]

@@dr.ChainsawLover Hmm, well this is awkward.

[@GROOT0404]

“For the sake of Human Decency” While (sometimes quite literally) feeding people to weird stuff to see what happens.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Mhm 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏽👍🏿

[@dwaynecollignon2297]

Had the same thought….. the foundation and human decency? Those are two words who should never be in the same sentence

[@ineedanewname4844]

They literally do that in the next video

[@huhjanus]

the difference is the foundation mostly uses it for experiments while dr. bright uses it for entertainment. the foundation, while still inhumane, but at least has a better purpose.

[@doggydude2668]

@@dwaynecollignon2297 I think your forgetting the Ethics Committee exists

[@smoothmasterz]

The O5 Council acknowledges that calling this series "Bright Ideas" is, in fact, a good marketing idea for the KZbin channel. However, doing so would only expand Dr. Bright's ego from that of a mere narcissist to an actual Keter-level threat.

[@nickkozak4763]

Euclid and Keter represent how hard they are to contain or how dangerous... standard humans are safe as they are easy to contain and doctor bright is a standard human dispite the fact he can’t die because of the necklace. so he would be a safe class anomaly because all they would have to do is kill his current body and store the necklace in a container.

[@Spacebugg]

@@nickkozak4763 they cant tho hes contributing. why do you think theres a billion of things dr bright not allowed to do?

[@h3xad3cimaldev61]

Yes

[@thedbdentity2102]

Please be aware Dr. Bright is not allowed to coin anything that involves bright in it including bright ideas

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

@@thedbdentity2102 :( aw come on my name is “Bright” and maybe I have some “Bright ideas”

[@pmt1103]

PLEASE. Go over the SCP Speed dating incident that was organized by Dr. Bright

[@fromthethirdplanet]

This never happened. Please report to Site Command for amnestics.

[@kakyoinnoriaki6743]

It seems you having a delusion, you hereby given order to get amnestic

[@ObsidianHawk]

Here are you class A Amnestics.

[@ron234halt]

These responses tell us it went to crap WITHOUT telling us HOW it went to crap.

[@pmt1103]

@@ron234halt Well, on the actual list it pretty much goes along as "There never has been an SCP Speed dating event, and anyone who thinks otherwise must report immediately for amnestics"

[@ARGUS_THE_WIZARD]

Why do I feel like Dr.Bright has tried all of these more then once?

[@gregmcwest]

Because if he didn’t try them, they wouldn’t be rules

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Yes I made them like a thousand times 😀

[@rizzom5447]

@@dr.ChainsawLover hi Dr.Bright

[@waterandcereal]

The wiki page says every rule has been done at least once.

[@rizzom5447]

@@waterandcereal oh ok. thanks OMORI

[@gustavocavaca1757]

You know shit's fucked up when the O5 Council stands for Human Decency.

[@RM-zf4xy]

Fun fact:dr.bright can be the first one to actually see 096's face and dont die

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Yes it is a fact :3

[@RM-zf4xy]

@@dr.ChainsawLover no way its bright

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

@@RM-zf4xy yes way its me :3

[@RM-zf4xy]

@@dr.ChainsawLover say something only jack would say

[@narrativeless404]

Well, he will die, but will just get another body before getting murdered so 096'd lose his track on him

[@geardog24]

Oh so now the O5 Council worries about the D-Class.

[@organicrobot6425]

Remember cold not cruel

[@geardog24]

@@organicrobot6425 there are several stories that prove this wrong.

[@organicrobot6425]

@@geardog24 I would like to read and/or watch those. Can I have the names of the stories themselves? Also for the record it's not the same person writing all these so they're going to be a bit off sometimes (ignoring the difference between cruelty and coolness can sometimes come down to simply intent and the morals of the person making the judgment to begin with so it is kind of vague and subjective) My main point is that they still don't really worry about the d-class this is just an example of the difference between a test and a torture session... Although if it's both they often don't care it just has to have a good reason and playing with them like toys isn't really good reason. Sorry this turned into an essay

[@jamesfreeman3617]

@@geardog24 as a rule cold not cruel basically means it's fine to sacrifice lives and cause pain as long as it is for a reason. Researchers who forget this face the ethics committee and you don't mess with the ethics committee

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Dr. Bright: You mean extra lives?

[@noodlesgamebox5903]

"For the sake of human decency" and "the 05 council" aren't words you hear too often

[@samwill7259]

Someone needs to get this man a hobby.

[@austinreitan1179]

05 council says otherwise.

[@ARGUS_THE_WIZARD]

He has a hobby

[@ashurad_fox5991]

Oh no no no... last time he had a hobby he traumatized many jr researchers... and got banned from going near any highschool, elementary, and pre-school... (don't ask why, even amnestics won't help)

[@samwill7259]

@@ashurad_fox5991 Pedophilia is not a hobby, maam.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

This is my…hobby-

[@ObsidianHawk]

I'm waiting for the - Dr. Bright is not allowed to post memetic SCPs to image boards like 4chan and reddit.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

AW COME ON

[@thedbdentity2102]

That wood actually help All people NGL

[@nintendoboy3605]

You could just go on the site right now and post that.

[@smalldarkfan]

Dr Bright is just the random kid the foundation adopted from off the street 😭😭😭 what a menace

[@ARGUS_THE_WIZARD]

Incorrect

[@smalldarkfan]

@@ARGUS_THE_WIZARD do dip Sherlock, take a joke lmao

[@Agent_blablabla]

false he's only in the foundation cause his parents are, or at least where

[@DryWallMockery]

05-9: hey where's 05-2? 05-4: oh they went out with bright for some reason -9: oh huh, did they seem willing to do so? -4: ......no -9: 05-4, just because your new, I'll tell you this. Dont let bright do ANYTHING, with us. 05-2 is probably an ice cream cone right now. Bright crashing through a wall: HEY LOOK AT ME NEW DECORATION!!!!!! 05-9: GOD FUCKING DAMMIT BRIGHT WHAT DID YOU DO!!!!!!!!! Bright: 217 05-9 into mic: it fucking happened again get a replacement.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Yes a new decoration 😀🙃

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

And I broke a wall :^ eh I’ll pay for that later

[@avengerk7051]

Dr. Bright: i miss the part where that's my problem

[@jacksonstarky8288]

This begs another essential question: What would SCP-217 actually do to SCP-682?

[@Saint_nobody]

Yes but actually no.

[@adept151]

Nothing as that damned lizard has plot armor so dense it has it's own small gravitational field. You need able to get around that armor. Perhaps the scroll of genocide from nethack?

[@danielcraciun2589]

idk probably let scp 682 turn people into clockwork machinery hes really adaptable after all

[@beardpapa12]

Dr. Bright is an HR nightmare.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Aw how are you scared by an immortal human or is it what I do ur scared of?

[@chaoticgodly8833]

”For the sake of human decency” The water nymph: Are you sure about that?

[@battlesheep2552]

Well she's not human so it doesn't count

[@chaoticgodly8833]

@@battlesheep2552 still, what did she ever do to them?

[@furnoprime9439]

@@chaoticgodly8833 Clearly the Foundation staff at the site are Team Magma supporters and her being water is enough of a reason to not like her

[@chaoticgodly8833]

@@furnoprime9439 I see, i’ll go get Kyogre

[@markbruk2974]

Man, I hope that this virus won't accure after the current virus because it will be pretty hard to cure, even tho I kniw that the scps aren't present in this universe

[@loganlambert7996]

That looks fun to do Dr bright is a Genius

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

YES 👏 it is fun and FINALLY A PERSON WHO AGREES 👏

[@epayne6]

"For the sake of human decency..." Human Decency? FROM THE FOUNDATION!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@raisedrevolution4625]

I love how the 05’s know Bright so personally and understand him so well that their beyond just firing him or executing him and instead they have to tell him not to do things

[@The_Divergent]

Wasn't his father killed by 05? Or hmm..... Anyone help me????

[@maxlevirus]

@@The_Divergent Yes, his father was part of the O5 council before they killed him. Also, they can't fire Dr. Bright because he's an anomaly himself, so they have to keep him at the foundation, and while he's a troublemaker he also has done a lot of research that betters the foundation. A stern look and a slap on the wrist is more profitable than terminating him.

[@carbon-basedlifeform2562]

They cant fire him, for all they know there could be a thousand dr brights.

[@MonochromaDerg]

Lmao, i love him

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

:O….. :D

[@imgrankie7176]

c'mon he just bored, let him have his fun

[@MunchaBuncha]

he tried messing around with able by playing tic tac toe

[@SpeedIdran]

Doctor Bright is not allowed to create KZbin accounts just to defend himself

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

@@SpeedIdran I-

[@narrativeless404]

@@SpeedIdran Dr.Bright don't care

[@tacosformenow1175]

he's bored what do you expect

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Yep but these vids cure my boredom

[@tacosformenow1175]

@@dr.ChainsawLover Can I get a free Chainsaw Cannon?

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

@@tacosformenow1175 OFC i have millions of them!!

[@tacosformenow1175]

@@dr.ChainsawLover GIMME

[@narrativeless404]

Dr Bright is not allowed to make them (But who cares)

[@kitsunekage1313]

I really love that you are doing these, it just makes my day to watch things that Dr Bright is not allowed to do. you animation and voice just really make it all come together nicely :3

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

I agree 🙃

[@kitsunekage1313]

@@dr.ChainsawLover *gasp* Dr Bright!

[@WolfiaFan10]

Dr. Bright is the SCP equivalent of “See? This is why we can’t have nice things”

[@silverhawk8699]

I can understand if they really really really preferred it, but they really really really *really* prefer if he didn't?? Now that's pretty serious

[@parzivalalchema5870]

O5 Council: NO! Dr. Bright: but I want a steampunk toy! O5 Council: I SAID NO! Dr. Bright: *stops his foot down annoyed*

[@thegreatlordcthulhu9852]

Dr bright is like that one kid who always gets into trouble just by being curious

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Ok now you said that….I think of it this way O5 council:moms and dads Everyone in the foundation even me:the children XDD

[@callistoamore2769]

Dr. Brights maturity level drops the more interesting the death of the D class.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Huh….

[@dr.bright7552]

Sounds like a whole load of lies, lies and deceit because I in-fact still do this!

[@nintendoboy3605]

Why is there 2 of you in this comment section?

[@narrativeless404]

@@nintendoboy3605 Alternate timelines y'know

[@korok7523]

For the sake of human decency? What strings did the ethics committee pull?

[@sporepc14]

If the O5 council wanted to treat people with basic human decency, then start with the Bright family currently locked up in the SCP foundation.

[@user-yu8my5qr9j]

"For the sake of human decency" Jack: When has the scp foundation ever been decently treating humans

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

….cold not cruel…this might be very weird getting it from me..

[@oscarjerbyolegario1718]

After watching this video, Dr. Bright is more of an immortal child than a grown man

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Why does everyone keep calling me a child-

[@ranpoedogawa7326]

My 13 reason why I am scared of Dr bright and my friend is confused on his method of entertainment

[@athenablackheart8856]

Yeah I am confused

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

I won’t kill you….for now…AND also I’m just bored…

[@venuslightplays8676]

The way he said “another thing” caught me off guard

[@idksomething8044]

Remember they said they’d prefer that he didn’t do this not that he can’t

[@kamarulbahari152]

To Dr. Bright: Just glue some gears on it and call it steampunk.

[@3jaager57]

can you make a playlist on your acount about dr bright. I think that he will return often to your channel.

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

I do return to this channel often 👍

[@erensnumberonebreeder]

* i’m not gonna be surprised if Dr Bright releases a keter level threat entity onto society to cure his boredom one day

[@narrativeless404]

He's not that evil

[@erensnumberonebreeder]

@@narrativeless404 * would be hilarious though- for Bright, not for us MFTs or the researchers

[@narrativeless404]

@@erensnumberonebreeder Would it be though?

[@PrinceLuigii]

I can only imagine Dr. Bob writing up a few rules for Bright when it comes to educating new hires on what NOT to do

[@Tomato3njoyer]

“Another thing Dr.Bright isn’t allowed to do is play with victims of a painful incurable disease

[@christianswanson1568]

I feel as if at this point he just actually has a grudge against the ethics committee

[@OPernalonga]

Dr bright after being told not to play with the victims from the scp: I MISSED THE PART WHERE THAT'S MY PROBLEM

[@melancholicechosingstothemoon]

Every day i learn than Dr. Bright try everything he can to piss off the O5

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

?……I EXPERIMENT NOT P!$$ OFF O5 COUNCIL THEY GET PISSED OF BC OF MY EXPERIMENTS…and me-

[@adolfogonzalez3993]

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Dr bright was considered a kiter class anomaly because of his extreme boredom

[@labbit35]

I feel like every time he does something new someone will need to just restrain him from continuing it and the council will need to ban him from doing that

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

I feel like I wanna die :,)

[@labbit35]

Cool

[@doggydude2668]

The ethics committee:I just wanna talk with him

[@KyouheiKaizo]

Bright: Hey Kondraki look at my D Class Mobile!

[@reflection2681]

Dr. Bright is to epic for this job

[@humongousfungusamongus3871]

I would really, really, really prefer that he didn't as well! 😬

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

And another person who disagrees :^

[@IntuitionTickler]

Thr Foundation should be one of the few things that should NOT be allowed to talk about human decency

[@fromthethirdplanet]

Anything can be a toy if you are brave enough…

[@ashurad_fox5991]

(Dr. Bright looking at Mal-0 ver 1.00)

[@mr.bruhbruh9203]

I like how the 05 can't actually stop dr bright from doing whatever he wants

[@frandurrieu6477]

You know it's fucked when 05 starts speaking about human decency

[@Nightfire613]

"For the sake of human decency," is not a phrase you hear often around the Foundation.

[@Hyperion-5744]

682 would probably adapt to the clockwork virus anyway.

[@starsnake8176]

Maybe they should try to keep Dr Bright too busy to do weird things?

[@ARGUS_THE_WIZARD]

They tried that. It didn't work.

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

FOR THE SAKE OF HUMAN DECENCY...ha that's a joke

[@nickkozak4763]

the foundation is cold not cruel

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

Yep it’s cold not cruel

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

@@nickkozak4763 same thing.. fuck the foundation

[@doctorwhoscpblitzkrieg770]

@@dr.ChainsawLover same thing.. fuck the foundation

[@nickkozak4763]

no u

[@TheTony3749videos]

"For the sake of human decency, the O5 council-" Chief Imma stop you right there as that is already hilarious.

[@cameraman4549]

The O5 Council thinking about human decency is fucking hilarious

[@keadrawsyt938]

Dr.Bright is the type of person that makes a xk end of the world thing happen because he was bored

[@Benyamin1375]

Bro. step 1: kill mr bright Step 2: no more public indecency around the kids playground.

[@jamesmartin6719]

O5 council and human decency in the same sentence hahahahaha your hilarious

[@sm1ggles]

if he did, the 05 council would probably get canceled on twitter for letting him

[@justanomorifan3059]

Man: brutally dying Dr bright: LMAO 😂 😂 😂

[@purplesam2609]

I love how Dr. Bright is an anomaly himself

[@welcometo4beastsheaven788]

"HEY THAT'S MY PHONE"

[@dr.ChainsawLover]

“MINE NOW”

[@PtolemaicArmy_Guerrilla]

Yeah I find it hilarious how the SCP stories started as something like creepypastas but now they're mainly a joke.

[@bye3568]

I'm dying to see ONE person at least from the O5

[@d3cay1ngc0rpse8]

at this point I'm convinced that dr bright is just a scp him self

[@freakzoid__]

this feels like a reference to 'to be beautiful' and i dont know why

[@thecpmr6276]

Bright sounds like a menace.

[@kingsizyphus]

after all these lives dr.bright still gets no play

[@narrativeless404]

Nah, he just ignores it when he's bored and has no idea what else to do

[@idkunkownidkwhatgenderidku491]

Dr bright is having fun in his own life and imagination

[@radfarlander]

The 05 Council worried about "Human Decency?" Try again.

[@godlymemes5384]

Bright: Prefer? Suggestions are for the weak!!

[@omnivoidable]

05 council: don't take pictures of dead humans, it's inhumane Also the 05 council: where the next Bach of class D personal? We need another hundred

[@GornGornStudios]

They are just leaving that guy to become a steam punk nightmare

[@davethompson3326]

He only does it as a wind up.

[@jellyisthebest7386]

The O5 council knows about human decency thats surprising

[@themightypotatodevourer]

Jack does stuff even the O5 council would find a bit disturbing and dangerous. Which is impressive tbh

[@tutel1232]

O5 council: Dr. Bright you should not do that, it's inhumane. Literally every D-boi who ever existed: are we a joke to you?

[@Lucky_Lucas2__3]

"Human decency" coming from the council? Yea right

[@narrativeless404]

Would be good if SCP-217 worked on SCP-682 and Bright be toying with him XD

[@mouseblackcat5263]

Dr Bright seems to be the ONLY case where the 05-Council cares about "Human Decency". Now given the absolutely Inhuman things the 05's Authorize on a Daily basis, it goes to show just how depraved the Immortally Bored Dr Bright can be. O.o

[@trickygamer555]

Just give bright something to do, like video games or something.

[@mouseblackcat5263]

@@trickygamer555 But he wants to "Do" SCP-173, as one of the many things Dr Bright is "Not Allowed to Do" is use D-Clsss to go on "Romantic Dates" with SCP-173 O.O Do you think anyone bored enough to try screwing a homicidal, poop/blood spewing, concrete and rebar Statue is going to be satisfied by some Zelda or Mario Party? O.o

[@sovietbiscuit9918]

Dr. Bright is the reason chaotic neutral is a thing

[@FoxNoitre10]

This would infer that the hard to destroy reptile can be destroyed by steampunk.. but not by the knife that removes its trace from the timeline

[@lemondemondanganronpa572]

Interested in seeing SCP 682 take on SCP 4051 (Friendly Neighborhood Keter). Of course 682 will win but as long as 4051 doesn’t suffer too much from it I’ll be happy

[@lucaix00]

Yes because the O5 is very concerned about human decency as we all know

[@elmermendoza5927]

I like how Dr bright is acting like a literal child

[@TheLudicrousLuv]

SCP-217 be like: The door of darkness has opened

[@libraryheadlibrarian]

Ethics Commitee to the O5 Council: thats our job The council: WE DONT CARE YOU DONT EXIST TO THE COMMUNITY

[@minedude33]

Dr. Bright isn't allowed to do ANYTHING anymore as of recent