SCP-2399 A Malfunctioning Destroyer (SCP Animation)

[@Antwon316]

this is 1000 times better than listening to online class

[@mrradishlord7356]

SAAAAAME MY MAN

[@Indomie_kari]

This comment is claimed by : me

[@arandomvenipede7604]

Nice pfp shovel knight is ebic

[@gavincan5247]

dude right?

[@wanaiman6850]

Yeah bro

[@zillarex8628]

"It is currently indestructible" Dr. Bright after looking at a moon: Yo hear me out....

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824]

Brite

[@datboy038]

*Bright

[@akiro9951]

@@datboy038 brite

[@datboy038]

@@akiro9951 Bright

[@aanthirin]

@@datboy038 brite

[@nairobi8056]

Can we all just appreciate how a writer was able to take a natural phenomenon that happens on Jupiter and turn into a probable explanation through an SCP?

[@ovencore2549]

but what if its actually real and they say its fiction so we dont belive it (this is a joke btw im not that retarted)

[@NineWorldsFromDrew]

That’s just what makes it so damn terrifying!

[@Vysair]

ikr and it eerie and scary because it seems plausible explanation too. After all, that unit could really exist within the galaxy

[@fr4ctal272]

that's what i love about these SCP writers, they make natural phenomenons seem like they were made artificially and not naturally

[@Lionmonkey4real]

And yet didn't research enough to realize that Jupiter doesn't have a solid surface for the spacecraft to land on.

[@saltsaltius9831]

Shout out for my boy Jupiter from stopping all of us from dying for now

[@demon_xd_]

Yes

[@riciirizaldii8811]

But,scp 2399 is actually a good boi, scp 2399 purpose is actually to protect us from scp 001,the machine god,the goal of scp 2399 is to try and destroy scp 001 from being reborn as fully god being that will likely gonna destroy the entire universe

[@pokeymaker6729]

This is basically what Jupiter does. The amount of asteroids and meteorites Jupiter has been sucking up in 4 billion years could have killed all life on earth a thousand times

[@ivettrivera5306]

Scp-2399 watching the Foundation stop them from killing Scp-001: Hey stop killing me The Scp Foundation: *No*

[@blizzard1198]

@@pokeymaker6729 yeah sometimes the way our solar system is is perfect like aliens might think we humans have it gods cause we everthing for life a sun that will only start killing life in about 500million years or a billion and we have 2 gas gaints that protect us for meteors and the asteroid belt has so resources to make good technology and equipment also we have an extra planet to make habitable oh and the asteróds have water in them It's literally like a full starter pack for intelligent life like it was set up

[@sukuna7942]

Rubber: "false info is provided to prevent public exposure." Also Rubber: exposed almost all of the true info about 2399 to public.

[@sngaming9976]

lol

[@LuisFelipe-jb1bq]

lol

[@dogeinkorea2604]

lol

[@pat8060]

lol

[@mzuluz]

Lol

[@skunkbrains5656]

Imagine if if when it finally comes to earth, a message plays that says "Hello, humans, we of the galaxy zircon have noticed you haven't quite figured out pollution and warp matter yet. As such, we formally introduce ourselves as the embassy of the intergalactic union, and send this Mk-1 terraformer as a sign of peace and effort to establish contact. It is able to self repair, so you are able to partially disassemble it to gather components for your first true space-faring craft, while it neutralizes any effects of global warming on your planet. Apologies for not sending a more advanced model, budget cuts. We hope to see you soon at (COORDINATES)"

[@YuzuruA]

Hello, humans, do you know hypersquarespace?

[@sebgardiner4608]

Then gets a nuke to the face and changes its mind and goes peace was never an option

[@friendlyreminder3280]

That would be... Wholesome

[@thelittlepiggy430]

Underrated comment.

[@Naz1Killer]

That'd be an unintentional roast

[@somespectre7994]

SCP 2399: [ALL SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL] [REPAIRS 100% COMPLETED] Dr. Bright: Oh no, what are we gonna do? *Proceeds to vibe check it with a moon*

[@h4wk_4ver50]

Fucken yeeted the moon

[@kpqn]

lets send in the lizard

[@duckvidoesduck9983]

2399 : I fear no thing but that thing Bright It sacers me

[@jairuscaranza4061]

Only scp-343 can destroy scp-2399 becuase scp-343 is the most powerful scp becuase hes a god

[@Noobletines]

@@jairuscaranza4061 Bright destroyed it with jupiter's moon io

[@alleosussquirt8041]

"It's indestructable!" *2399: Breaks on collision with IO.*

[@thefirstsin]

Shield was down fam

[@thefirstsin]

It probably was going at extreme speeds and not calculating that jupiter has 80 moons, so a surprise in the face.

[@QuakenRaimon]

@@thefirstsin so basically b o n k?

[@gilby7340]

@@QuakenRaimon yes, it is a straight bonk

[@TheCrowOfJudgement]

Simple: throw Saturn at it

[@areallystrongvillain2603]

"it is currently indestructible" Dr. Bright: Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be *Moon*

[@lordscrubugus9897]

Unleash the chainsaw machine gun !

[@Star_II3S]

@@lordscrubugus9897 Allow him to grab all his weapons!!

[@DecimatorAnimationGames]

@@Star_II3S MAKE DEATH STAR, EXECUTOR SUPER STAR DESTROYER, 100 THOUSAND PLANET KILLER CANNONS, DEATH STAR 2 AND STARKILLER BASE AND LAUNCH THEM ALL AT 2399

[@Sumirevins]

Dr.Bright isn't unkillable just do the routine Killing of him after 30 days to not retain any copies cremat all bodies Put the locket in it's containment chamber *done* we Don't kill him just coz he's more useful being Alive than being in a box

[@areallystrongvillain2603]

@@Sumirevins it seems you don't know how the destroyer got destroyed

[@LNSO2006]

"SCP 2399 is currently indistructible." Dr. bright: *laughs in jupiter's moon*

[@Mo10tov]

SCP 1281

[@worldender7099]

yeah it got its ass kicked from bumping into it. what if the moon hit it instead, dedonate explosives till it gets into jupiter's gravity

[@LNSO2006]

@@l_dsz8840 it accually happend, that's what i mean with "laughs in jupiter's moon" (yes, its cannon, Dr. Bright somehow fired a moon of jupiter at him and destroyed it)

[@JustGOC]

@@LNSO2006 in another universe bright did that

[@starstorm5338]

Bright always finds a way!

[@1Individualist]

Plot Twist: We Aliens come in peace and send you this to defend yourselves from oncoming threats. Our prototype got messed up in Jupiter so it didn't make it in time. We are glad you tested out yall weaponry on our prototype to see if it's up to your standards. We hope you like it. Since giving this prototype we have made 10 superior models of this unit. May peace be to all.

[@trollmaster4523]

That's a good twist actually...

[@shadesghost2372]

Bigger twist the scp had an gender

[@eggboi584]

@Miguel Carvalho GOD NO but i'm intrigued.

[@Rohanperemperm]

@@eggboi584 Destroyer-chan when? I feel as if I am tempting fate here...

[@zefiroth2678]

@@Rohanperemperm hahahaha

[@samuelwilliams663]

The SCP foundation: *spends a whole lot of money sending weapons to (unsuccessfully) destroy SCP-2399* The SCP fanbase: "Have they tried using the lizard yet?"

[@V_Sans]

Or better yet, send 076. He's not only willing to help but he'll also not suffer any harm.

[@leneliesapong3759]

Send SCP-999.SCP 2399 will get happy:)

[@cloroxdisinfectingwipes7065]

@@V_Sans no harm but excruciating pain that just might turn him evil

[@cloroxdisinfectingwipes7065]

@@leneliesapong3759 that's cute but it's a machine

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@cloroxdisinfectingwipes7065 But It's Not Like Our Machines. Maybe It Has AI Advanced Enough To Have Feelings.

[@shaheertashfeen4414]

"One giant EMP, powered by God-knows-what" YES.

[@underinkwolf]

How does only 343 know?

[@jasonvoorhees6957]

You can actually say this to anything 😂

[@gh0st_str3am36]

Me:

[@CamDaCrusaderr]

The broken god

[@hellbusterdragon]

Actually, it can be powered by God, SCP 343 anyone?

[@dtg9k355]

"Currently indestructible" IO and Jupiter: Allow us to intoduce ourselves

[@shadydaemon4178]

SCP FOUNDATIONS NEEDS ARMAGEDDON TO DESTROY IT! FIND ONE, AND BRING IT TO JUPITER!

[@hellbusterdragon]

Wait, throw a moon at it!!! Where is Thanos?

[@caughtin4k959]

IO and jupiter:our time has come

[@LNSO2006]

Dr. Bright:"fine, i'll do it myself" *throws one of the moons of jupiter at him*

[@LNSO2006]

@@nonentity024 accually they only needed one to destroy it

[@antagonizingprotagonist8721]

"2399 is currently indestructible." The foundation: send in the lizard

[@mt9456]

2399: nuke the lizards

[@DezaltOfTheDreg]

@@mt9456 the lizard:tis' but a scratch!!!

[@ColdspaceDog]

Let’s see who is more immortal

[@mt9456]

@@ColdspaceDog wait until 682 learns to shoot antimatter beams

[@eleshasmithen5358]

what about the god scp the lizard will just bite

[@SunilNmb]

Step 1: Find a broken part from IO Step 2: Destroy that part Step 3: Since there's a part missing and 2399 can not be further repaired, it will stay there searching for the missing part, forever.

[@kristhedepressedhuman9337]

Big brain mode

[@rageraptor7127]

The issue is we don’t know if it’s capable of simply rebuilding the parts it lost or tracking them with impunity. Since it knows where the parts are and is capable of defending them if need be.

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

What If The Parts Are Indestructible?

[@SohCahToa_enthusiast16]

It doesnt need to be at 100% completion to destroy humanity, all it needs is communications (already acquired) Engines (near completion) And weapons (already acquired) In this situation it only need s a VERY small percentage to effectively destroy humanity, after a certain point it may just decide to destroy us first then search for parts later. Even more so, if it (as you imply) can track a tiny piece of destroyed metal on io, then how do you know that it cant track all of our efforts to destroy it on earth? If it did see us building an ungodly swarm of missiles to destroy it who is to say it wouldn’t decide to acquire all necessary parts needed to destroy us before we can destroy it?

[@rageraptor7127]

@@SohCahToa_enthusiast16 it would have done that by now. Plus it’s clear that it has set limitations. If it didn’t it never would have crashed into a moon or been fragmented in the way it was by a small moon non the less. It’s blasters still need power and it’s clearly conserving them. It’s defenses may be adept but not unstoppable. It’s sensors can clearly only detect things within a decently close range of itself. But it by no means is a world ender. It’s a probe that could easily wipe out a lot but I doubt it in itself would end earth. Simply create the circumstances necessary to end it. Plus that’s assuming it even wants to wipe out humanity. For all we know it’s a probe from an advanced empire trying to make us join by force. Or a peaceful race we have yet to contact. It might simply be coded to protect itself if attacked.

[@WeaponXSigma]

"It is currently indestructible" It WAS until Dr Bright launched Io (Jupiter's moon) at it. The video Dr Bright Loses His Spark brings this up.

[@excess2345]

So that's why the so called "Darkness" made IO vanish, it was Dr. Bright launching it at the Destroyer! It all makes sense now!

[@marcoucciso2196]

@@excess2345 Whether we wanted it or not, we've found a destiny reference in the comments of an scp video. So let's get to taking out their comments, one by one. The rubber . From what I can gather he commands the author of scp articles from around the world.

[@ineedabreak6063]

That’s a different canon

[@WeaponXSigma]

@@ineedabreak6063 True but I still felt like making that reference

[@ineedabreak6063]

@@WeaponXSigma Understandable

[@gloxiniaofrepost2649]

“Just throw the lizard at it” - Dr Bright

[@Billionairlee]

Thats what I said

[@simonwyzik8661]

Who wins: A giant antimatter space station OR one lizard boi

[@NineWorldsFromDrew]

This was one of my first thoughts, too. Except the lizard hates all life probably even more than 2399 does. So most likely, they’d just team up!

[@kessler682]

Scp 682 will help to repear It lol

[@simonwyzik8661]

ITS DA MOON!

[@Toon_Lucario]

The Foundation: how are we gonna beat it? Dr. Bright: y’all ever play Majora’s Mask

[@76paragos]

LMAO

[@joshuagaldonez6616]

@@76paragos oqqo

[@clairepeach7595]

lol

[@jblazeea]

You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? Don't tell me... my mask... you did get it back, didn't you? (he picks up Link and shakes him violently) What have you done to me?! If you don't get that mask back soon, something terrible will happen! Whenever there is a meeting, a parting is sure to follow.

[@yiseljaimemedina3817]

THE MOON! WE COULD DESTROY IT WITH THE MOON

[@wariyoshidirector]

You know when he was reading out the part where he said, "The SCP Foundation helps people who can't help themselves," I thought he was talking about a translation of a code sent to the destroyer. How cool would it be if the destroyer is from an alien world's SCP Foundation who is sending it there to battle something that the Foundation doesn't know about?

[@imveryhungry7841]

Or maybe we send it the message to defend the earth?

[@raw6668]

Or its the GPA version with the mentality destroy before its a threat.

[@jamil.8024]

Or it's a metal covered god

[@allspagonia3711]

Actually that would make sense as going by the lore of another scp (that I forget it’s name and number) stops earth threatening catastrophes

[@eobardthawne82]

@@imveryhungry7841 its suppose to protect the earth from scp 001

[@yasirakhdar2483]

Idk what’s for interesting, the SCP or how detailed his animations are.

[@user-Jesus_is_king]

IKR

[@jeffwheeler4693]

I like that he does some of the less mainstream SCPs too

[@JoyousAccusation]

Both

[@literallytired5469]

Aliens: *Were about to destroy the human race* Jupiter: *Its free real estate*

[@petergant8767]

So, why not go to a planet where's there's no one else living there!! Mars, or Venus, would be good, though, until you could terraform it, you'd have to live underground, or in bubble-cities.

[@sunshineboyy4564]

@Yousef we are talking about an alien creature that could end the earth, i wonder whats more dangerous

[@pluviosaurus05]

@Yousef It doesn't look dangerous if we have the right epuipment.

[@snowed08]

dr bright its free moon yeeting

[@ararararwta]

@@petergant8767 venus wouldnt work it is the hottest planet

[@cameosix7077]

Teacher: The Red spot is a storm in Jupiter Me who saw rubber's video: *I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you*

[@Pilot07-Milan]

Also home to the daughters of Cthulhu

[@HuneeBruh]

I mean they're not wrong. it's just that they left out why the storm's happening

[@Mithesil]

Oh it's more than a storm

[@fecklessowo7002]

Alien technology is like “Damn exploding bugs, I just wanna chill and repair and say hello to small flesh people”

[@sketchystudios7624]

>:( scp foundation too rude should ask scp for a tea party first with cookies

[@Lammwo]

@@sketchystudios7624 nah m8 they should just kill the bugger

[@MrW0rldWide]

@@sketchystudios7624 its impossible to be friendly unless it's the safe class

[@olac3228]

that’s danger of escaping they don’t do it like that. Keter means it’s hard to contain, Euclid means it’s mediocre, safe is easy. Thaumiel is helpful to containment and Apollyon is the end of containment

[@greasycheese8095]

@@olac3228 So it turns out that the destroyer was sent to stop when day breaks

[@kitma9]

I just realised: Jupiter actually stops most meteors from hitting Earth with its gravitational field. Just like it sucked in 2399. Clever.

[@Joelactic]

jupiter is our protector

[@crystal_shine-w6f]

Jupiter best boy

[@Asd-1474]

If Jupiter didn't exist life will Not exist

[@Mr_Jester980]

Jupiter is live, Jupiter is life. He is our protective boi and we must thank him. UwU

[@empireofitalypsstimfromano5025]

@@Asd-1474 It Did Exist On Mars And Venus Tho.... But Jupiter Was There

[@adriansimonsen6533]

SCP-2399: "Exists" Dr. Bright: Not for long.

[@Vckobra66]

*giornos theme starts playing* scp 682:golden expirience requiem

[@averagejidionenjoyer325]

@@Vckobra66 I WISH

[@scpfan9890]

@@Vckobra66 Dr.Bright cannot even see 682 and 682 hear about Dr.Bright SCP 682 be like: nope NOPE NOPE I WILL NEVER SEE HIM OR IM DEAD or problably no

[@animegod2517]

*Megalovania starts playing*

[@averagejidionenjoyer325]

@@animegod2517 a man of culture

[@DarkandTwisted]

💥Good job on this one, Rubber!👍

[@man95ster]

yes

[@_kitsunea]

yes

[@_kitsunea]

@IIReeperCreeperII yes -_-

[@chilliger7841]

Oh hello

[@androide_t5322]

What i think is that you wanted a heart only.

[@K_i_t_t_y84]

This is actually my favorite SCP and in my opinion, one of the scariest.

[@GLnoG420]

"It is currently indestructible" Fundation deeper thoughts: *Yo just throw that lizard boi in*

[@_mi_ch_a_el__4699]

but if 682 survives a blow from this kind of technologie, it will adapt and become omnipotent

[@eleshasmithen5358]

its a lizard with no powers except to regrow limbs and indestructible

[@godzilla9568]

@@eleshasmithen5358 thats why he can destroy it, no matter what hits him he will just get stronger until he can destroy it

[@Jasmdasmldm]

O-o

[@gift_for_el6396]

*Who would win?* An indestructible machine-like-space craft with weaponry, shielding, and self-reliant technology that surpass human current technological mastery and from an unknown origin of an advance civilization beyond the triangulum galaxy, and having the possibilities to easily destroy the planet earth vs One lizard boi too angry to die

[@breadbug6101]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t this thing also the thing that shot down SCP 4217-B as a space-faring creature causing it to enter Earth?

[@nyx-yc2jv]

I think so, because in an attempt to talk to it, it showed multiple flashes including one of Jupiter, and then zoomed in on it showing SCP-2399, thus getting agitated and violent. So yea I think your right.

[@ravenkk4816]

@@nyx-yc2jv there is mutable theory on what it is. Go to see SCP 001 doctor gear proposal. Read about where the part of weapons that destroy (dismantle) the SCP.

[@Directors.Group.43]

It is. The creature inside of scp 4217 is from scp 2399. And scp 4217 could be a scout.

[@quentincuevas3752]

How do you even know what SCP it shot down? OR HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW IT!?

[@SolaceKovac]

In the episode SCP - 4217 it is mentioned but it looks way different this one looks more alien compared to the last time which looked like a broken satellite but it didnt look like it could shoot but over time now we see what it looks like in the state to shoot so I believe your correct

[@Player_5A]

Foundation when a alien is in their terrain: And I contain that personally....

[@Downxtz]

25 years the estimated time till the SCP is Completely Fixed I'll be waiting for that

[@irrelevanttroll3312]

okay in serious nice job

[@sdguardscpfoundationbruh]

yeah man... i would see me smile if i could get this helmet off

[@sleepyjester5976]

@@Downxtz didn't DR bright threw a moon at it or is that non canon ?

[@AeroLMS]

good one

[@justhowoftendoyousleep]

SCP-2399: **activated** "golden wind starts playing"

[@detroitbecomedefective2762]

The rubber: "Today we bring you a keter class scp..." Also the rubber: * Dancing happily*

[@edbertdharmawan1819]

@filip galosic *EVERYBODY GANGSTA UNTIL SUN GOES RISE*

[@voracity2]

@filip galosic E+

[@wrath2501]

The foundation has things that LITERALLY alter the fabric of reality. Science and technology shouldn't compare to something that ignores the laws of both.

[@orennikkusu2643]

This is from another reality, Some scps came from other realities Like scp 001 ( when day breaks) it happened on another reality, On the original/canon reality its already destroyed by dr bright by throwing the moon io unto it.

[@java_ri]

Laws of the universe are overrated

[@Agent-Astro]

Yeah but those things are hard to control or effectively get them to Jupiter with out the ship disappearing or the people dying a month into the travel

[@proxy1359]

There's realities where some other aliens come along and destroy it, and realities where it proceeds to destroy earth unhindered. There's also realities where the foundation beats it. It's just a matter of the whole SCP universe having infinite different canons, because different realites.

[@wrath2501]

@@THE_MACHINE748 I am everywhere.

[@agent_w.]

batteries: being launched SCP 2399: i’m about to end this whole man’s career

[@crunk1101]

How did u check the whole video with 1 minute

[@ahuevo5606]

@@crunk1101 maybe he knows the scp The rubber isn’t the only one talking about scps

[@chubster3271]

@@crunk1101 the thing he is referencing was shown at the very start of the video. only took a few seconds

[@crunk1101]

@@chubster3271 a

[@Warrison_]

Lol

[@BLKMEX]

SCp 2399 is probably my favorite Keter...especially after listening to the SCP Foundation podcast

[@renzbognot9703]

Earth: HELP THERES A MACHINE THAT CAN WIPE MY PEOPLES Jupiter: I got chu homie

[@sovigndev5464]

Jupiter is the chad of the solar system

[@hero-scout9397]

Imagine it escapes, keeps getting stuck on planets, and eventually gets on earth, only to be grabbed by the sun and die

[@walnutkitsune1737]

@@hero-scout9397 then that is a true solar system friend group/family that are willing to give luck to their little Earth ^w^

[@naf5567]

@@hero-scout9397 To get "stuck" on other planets (or to crash into them) is highly unlikely, the space between the Solar System's planets is extremely large (if you haven't noticed). To travel between here and Mars at the most efficient transfer window (transfer window being a time in two planet's orbit where it is most efficient for rockets to travel through) with conventional chemical rocket engines takes 9 months to get there, and another 9 to get back, not including waiting for the next transfer window. Another thing, the sun cannot "grab" the SCP unless it is on a sub-orbital course, which is highly unlikely if it's travelling between the orbit of Jupiter and Earth, and, even if it was on a sub-orbital course and was due to enter the sun's atmosphere I doubt much would happen to it considering that it can survive the LOWER atmosphere of Jupiter, it might have a chance with a little dip inside the sun.

[@hero-scout9397]

@@naf5567 dude is that an airplane or a joke flying over your head?

[@muhammadeggy2129]

hypotethically speaking, if this was an automated thing, why dont just recreate the message from the creator that would say "Self Destruct" rather than try destroying it from earth, i mean the foundation already have a way to translate/decode the message from the creator. so they must be atleast can to make a reply message in same "Signal", but send it to the machine instead of the sender.

[@cyanide-3421]

we can. problem is how can we transfer the signal to the creator? which is 3 million light years away

[@MrNobodyMNY]

@@cyanide-3421 to scp 2399 thick skull

[@DeCarbonZo5979]

@@MrNobodyMNY imagine if they did that and it just sent another one lol

[@TacticalGoat]

200 iq

[@kimjimaple1237]

He means that send self destruct to scp-2399

[@princesandwichii7312]

Imagine if that scp was sent by an Alien foundation, trying to contain us before we become a Keter threat to them. 😂

[@Konsumgesellschaft]

what a great plot twist

[@ebenezeradumarfo3745]

Haha, it makes sense because we are a threat to many stuff, animals can't beat us...

[@Blac_KG.Krimson]

Lmao we will become threating soon enough but that is one hell of a twist

[@10o01semih10o01]

Oh, it is from a foundation. One that is similar to the SCP foundation or maybe... it is from the SCP foundation?

[@battlesheep2552]

That’s my theory, Earth has scips that can cause a ZK-Class reality failure event, which would destroy them despite how far away they are.

[@mrsmartlynoobcool4282]

This is still, by far, the best video from The Rubber in my opinion. Great work!

[@one8s7n]

" hello, I'm the rubber" just makes my day complete

[@saulidrobo5132]

Is like the Hey kids from sam o'nella lol

[@ComicalRealm]

Meanwhile in our reality Dr Bright: i'll yeet Jupiter's moon at 2399 SCP Foundation: wait wha- SCP 2399 has been terminated

[@endersteve3769]

after that was done however, dr Bright lost his spark

[@DashBolt]

Wait. That might actually work if we had the technology to move it. Also, knowing Bright, the moon he chooses would he IO for irony

[@vortex_1911]

I mean, how tf does that thing STOP A MOON. Now to figure out how to move the moon.

[@commanderkizza978]

@@DashBolt IOrony

[@genericname3685]

*Mission successful*

[@P01ntLoserss]

Scp professor:*smokes cigar* "Let's send that fucking lizard up there"

[@nightshade8953]

YOU JUST CHANGED THE FUCKING GAME MY FRIEND

[@Yomesto]

BIG BRAIN

[@ArceusDX]

Great, now you've just taught 682 how to fire antimatter lasers.

[@nightshade8953]

@@ArceusDX FUCK

[@syro1664]

INFINITE IQ

[@TheTaintedWisdom]

Imagine if the whole reason 2399 was sent to our galaxy in the first place was because the people who constructed it wanted something like 682 dead because they didn't want to risk Earth being destroyed and launching it to another occupied world? Or if they were aware of some other SCP(s) that posed a threat to them and they actually had no intention of threatening Earth's inhabitants?

[@oksure9261]

The people who constructed 2399 knew about the false Mekhane. In 2399’s article, they refer to it as “target”, and tell it that the target is the priority. In the 001 article, 2399 appears and nukes the monster so hard that it made the Gulf of Mexico. So, the people knew that 001 would someday come into existence and wanted it dead. My theory (which probably was thought up by someone else, IDK the origin) is that 2399 is truly Mekhane, and the people sending it messages are actually just Mekhane’s consciousness.

[@X67GH]

fc

[@justinz.4805]

Scp foundation: "Finds new anomalous object" Also Scp: "Test it on that lizard and see if it dies"

[@mynameisd2849]

the good old days when everything could be tested with the lizard

[@hunibear2193]

The SCP foundation should launch the lizard into orbit and see if it destroys the ship

[@XAAXii69]

Will see this in 5 years bet

[@alexfosberg5798]

@Justine Ochoa buuuut if they launched him to Jupiter and the ship attacks him he well in no doubt ib pure rage attack the ship

[@I11Vanon]

Justin.Y Justin.x and Justin.Z

[@SCPFoundationLORE]

I love the original article, but even more I like the use of that object in SCP-001 about the Broken God.

[@AzureRoxe]

It's also used in SCP-4217 as the main image the creature controlling the Bismarck focuses on and seems to go berserk over.

[@jeshmarionreyes3471]

scp ppl: this is a secret scp this is not allowed in the public the rubber: *post on youtube* scp ppl: *i n h a l e*

[@akon776]

SCP-5001 pls

[@anniekoenasdi2403]

The whole scp foundation is litelrly in a website

[@anniekoenasdi2403]

sorry bad spelling

[@Sumirevins]

It's possible that It's real and they're just Spreading awareness that it's fictional Organization as a mean to hid it What's better way to be secretive if people don't believe you're real lol

[@ermmwhatthe]

exhale

[@dominusauthorusplayz2172]

Me : *sees jupiter’s surface* Me: I thought it was a gas giant. My world is a lie my life is forfeit!!

[@bagelgeuse3079]

*AHctUallY* We don't really know what's beneath Jupiter's surface. Any satellites that get too close would get destroyed by Jupiter's winds, and light can't go through the surface.

[@dominusauthorusplayz2172]

@@bagelgeuse3079 oh

[@pikipeklover]

My brain imagining the worst. A person going there and being ripped to shreds

[@PerogiXW]

@@bagelgeuse3079 it's theorized that Jupiter has a core of ultra dense elements, ammonia ice, frozen metallic hydrogen, and a comet and asteroid remnants. You could walk on it if you had a magic spacesuit that made you immune to immense amounts of heat and pressure, as well as the forces of gravity.

[@vennzel]

Nobody: Not even a soul: The Rubber: *walking on a gas giant* SCP-2399: *LITERALLY DESTROYED A PART OF A FUCKING GAS GIANT*

[@owaterboy6892]

Lol ikr

[@camdenmelville7358]

Yep

[@user-ie4yk9gq2z]

@Jordan Bustle lol

[@francisthemanshis]

Holy shit 25yearsIsdoomsday

[@user-ie4yk9gq2z]

@NCR Veteran Ranger No. Jupiter's is only made out of just gas. No solid at all. Just a full gas giant

[@HAPPY-sr3yf]

This looks like somebody left his transformers toy parts in the wild.

[@lmao1660]

Chernobyl

[@Baconator20000]

r/cursedcomments

[@HAPPY-sr3yf]

@@lmao1660 makes sense

[@inagvozdenovic6980]

R/bestcomments

[@kristoferkamzarov1776]

Or its a failed transformer

[@Fauzerful-is3lj]

“But we must try. We must do something.” *SLURPS DOWN A CUP OF COFFEE*

[@di4doesstuff792]

Once SCP-999 becomes powerful enough to defeat The Scarlet King, we might have hope. As long as 2399 is not more powerful than The Scarlet King

[@hugstunts8177]

4:50 Of course he had to make a reference of Among Us

[@Balleringballerinboblox]

Yep,he had no choice.

[@thelego6349]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD

[@khawk3886]

Schools: Jupiter's red dot is just a mix of gasses Me an intellectual: scp 2399

[@Mo10tov]

Scp 1281

[@Xenoneity]

yes

[@cookiecrumbler2345]

@@Mo10tov ?

[@Limits7684]

We are smarter then out teachers

[@polyhedron6834]

Bigger than earth

[@salesmon7871]

" indestructible " Dr Bright: wanna bet

[@entityzero1269]

Who is dr. Bright?

[@pinkhoodieguy7703]

@@entityzero1269 An infamous foundation researcher who's unkillable thanks to an SCP. He's a bit on the crazy side and does some nonsensical things. In this case, Dr.Bright launched Jupiter's moon at this SCP and incapacitated it.

[@entityzero1269]

@@pinkhoodieguy7703 where do u read scp lore?

[@pinkhoodieguy7703]

@@entityzero1269 In the SCP wiki of course?

[@Abominable_Intelligences]

"Uranus has Awakened" "Keep out intruders!"

[@Mithesil]

Hehehe Uranus

[@Abominable_Intelligences]

@@Mithesil Theiranus

[@fyro4137]

Ouranus

[@annannanan3024]

How about mine

[@Abominable_Intelligences]

@@annannanan3024 Sultanus

[@thenormalformalandhormonal8531]

Fun fact, it's far more likely that jupiter is made up mostly of liquid, not gas. Jupiter is so big that the pressure from its gravity and atmosphere compress most of the gas into liquid. In a way, you can think of jupiter as a giant propane tank, but instead of being held in by metal walls, it's held by gravity.

[@zed_2ed929]

I love how u talk about lesser known scps

[@imveryhungry7841]

Yes, because everyone can create new Scps, it could represent the creativity of many people

[@LeonardoDiCapriSunn]

I just love the fact that certain SCPs took inspiration from real life, like this for example. This SCP is based on the real-life fact that Jupiter constantly shields us from asteroids that could have potentially landed here on Earth.

[@AndyHappyGuy]

7:09 There is an inaccuracy. The astronomer Cassini saw 2399 first, not the foundation.

[@LeonardoDiCapriSunn]

@@AndyHappyGuy Yeah ikr, I've read the original article awhile back too.

[@captainsquare6735]

Yes I feel that most SCP'S are based off of real life

[@05-8forgotten]

This would be cool if it can interact with some other SCP's like "The Gate Guardian"

[@ravenkk4816]

there is mutable theory on what it is. Go to see SCP 001 doctor gear proposal. Read about where the part of weapons that destroy (dismantle) the SCP.

[@kbibgamer2839]

Imagine the orange blob :3

[@legospaceguyok7100]

It be like 2399: let us explore here Gate guardian:no 2399:u ded Gate boi:no u

[@daspacito6546]

Yeah it would be so cool when all the scps attack us and end humanity are u mad bruh

[@iamme9338]

@@kbibgamer2839 ._. SCP 999?

[@Bread_is_good44]

I miss this old animation style I'm not sure if it's Nostalgia, but I like this style a lot better

[@eleanorcarpenter37]

Aliens: I'm gonna destroy humanity lmao Scp Foundation: looks like someone wants the lizard

[@ravenkk4816]

there is mutable theory on what it is. Go to see SCP 001 doctor gear proposal. Read about where the part of weapons that destroy (dismantle) the SCP.

[@averagejidionenjoyer325]

@@ravenkk4816 stop saying that everywhere

[@Shadowangel615]

Why don’t they? It’d probably be fairly easy to convince 682 to give it a shot

[@andrewcurtin7003]

God i wish we could launch 682 at this thing, that would be the fight of a lifetime

[@Shadowangel615]

@@andrewcurtin7003 I’m gonna be honest, in my opinion, I think this battle could end in a stomp from both sides. In one scenario, 682 would be able to shrug off whatever 2399 can launch at it, allowing it to tear it apart after getting through the shield, but on the other hand 2399 could also completely vaporize 682 as it could have weapons that we’ve never seen. Personally I believe the former is most likely to happen as its shield is able to take nukes like they’re nothing. Their best chance is if the Foundation’s EMP takes out the shield and fire that damn lizard into 2399 while it’s still under repair. If that happens 682 shouldn’t have any problem dealing with any internal defenses (if any) 2399 has. That’s just my opinion though.

[@matthewtatian1117]

wait he has scp on his jacket. theory: the rubber is a safe class scp who is given acces to files to share with people the contents of those files

[@ihatedio7513]

That would make sense considering he is a block of rubber while the other people are.. well regular people.

[@randommawdedededee5981]

Hes allowed with scps who dont attack him on his videos soo

[@smileguyanimations8776]

I don’t think he has access to these files, and can somehow gain knowledge of these unauthorized files, similar to the SCP “Cliche, right?” The rubber also seems to experience fear, shock and pain, yet seems to sustain no damage from extremely dangerous situations, aswell as contact with multiple keter class SCP.

[@leonardoheinrich5825]

Well he would be safe class and somewhere at level 4 Staff since he doesn’t talk about Level 5 Stuff but briefly mentions it! Also he appears indestructible since he always comes in contact with the most dangerous SCPs

[@randommawdedededee5981]

Also I think sometimes when he gets attacked he is still there so he can regenerate prob

[@theman6422]

Next thing you know, we’ll be getting messages saying “Hello, puny planet, this is de Incursean Empiah, and you shall all bow down tah me, Emperah Milleous”

[@johnx140]

I see jojo reference, my dude.

[@rokechikan4481]

Oh god Ben 10 is real

[@bubble5510]

@@rokechikan4481 *the profile*

[@lauriemulsman9267]

@@G4vinius the profile is Enrico Pucci, a gay priest.

[@blade10000]

I understood that reference!

[@rxquiem9701]

Plot twist: while 2399 is heading towards Earth after it has recovered, it intercepted Io's orbit and hit Io and fell to Jupiter again

[@theghostofprussia2438]

Scps want to destroy the world, but they still have a fandom

[@levd4685]

Still waiting for 096 Onlyfans...

[@calebp1423]

@@levd4685 Lmao

[@sokhanh35]

;-; why 096

[@theghostofprussia2438]

@@levd4685 i would pay to dont see them

[@levd4685]

@@sokhanh35 106 if u want :)

[@pork4823]

don’t call him malfunctioning he’s trying his best

[@mrsmartlynoobcool4282]

Lol ok

[@martinezjohnmatthewi.7141]

Yes

[@rachellelego4084]

@John Gray E

[@excellentfilms6988]

Geez, now I feel bad

[@mr_manza6531]

@@excellentfilms6988 dont

[@hanslorenzo3803]

School: The Great Red Spot is caused by storms that lasts for millions of years Me: Just look at TheRubber.

[@akifhassan4521]

This is a pretty cool scp. I'm sure Bright would've just fired a chainsaw cannon on 2399. And a cannon full of chainsaws

[@Deadman6]

This sounds like one of the SCPs that exist within a vacuum, as in other SCPs are not taken into consideration when figuring how to destroy this one.

[@dethaw6926]

The author definitely wasn’t thinking about any reality warping, wish fulfilling, or highly technologically advanced scps. A reality warper could fuck it up real good, a wish fulfilling or advanced tech scp could create the emp “that is currently impossible to make with our technology.”

[@syweb2]

Assume every SCP exists within a vaccuum/its own continuity, unless it references another SCP explicitly.

[@Dakka-do4cu]

Usually cross-testing or making different SCPs interact with each others is not liked by the foundation, due to the unknown consenquences behind it. If I were the foundation though I would ask the Devil Chair SCP to give a EMP weapon strong enough to put down SCP 2399's shields

[@ShaneGillislover]

Dr.Bright after smoking SCP 420J: Let’s just throw a moon at it.

[@caominhnhat1455]

Yeet the lizard.....then yeet the moon

[@AnakinFury]

Ha, gurren laggan ref.

[@Nnneemo]

Smart plan... Previously it work on IO. Maybe change orbit trajectory of large enough asteroid do thigs?

[@lordttblackwood8487]

Funny that in one timeline he actually did it and it fricking worked

[@RalseiSmokerOfBlunts]

we are going to steal THE MOON!

[@jmvt3]

Why didn’t you read out the new transmission “Stop repair. Go to third planet” or that it was first observed by Galileo.

[@sarthak.shrivastava]

Yeah I was waiting for that lol

[@vn9574]

Which is earth

[@kingragegaming7841]

Where can i find these stories is there 1 person who wrote all scp stories or are they all made by the community with esch person coming up with his version of an scp on a subreddit or smth

[@segghhs]

@@kingragegaming7841 scp Wiki

[@everythingisvibration]

The video with the Scientist talking that worked on this one was the Best SCP Video I have seen. It was better than most movies.

[@ComicalRealm]

I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens

[@bryantross6125]

I imagine what is really out there that we have no idea about. I’d love to see it. And work for the places that deal with them.

[@soupermohdo1598]

me remembering that jupiter has a red spot: "oh no."

[@jklghx462]

9:11 just the rubber doing the Kira Yoshikage challenge (btw you are my favorite youtuber)

[@EngineerRiff]

I can’t stop thinking about War Robots. This looks like an Arthur creepypasta

[@rohansewdien8086]

It looks like the baby between a Nodens and an Arthur

[@Xianyx_]

Lol

[@EngineerRiff]

I agree with @@rohansewdien8086

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

Jupiter is a gas planet Rubber: *gives it landmass*

[@h4wk_4ver50]

Lmao was about to say the same thing

[@macmiina]

Actually, Jupiter has a solid, rocky or metallic core. Imagine a terrestrial planet with a massive atmosphere.

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

@@macmiina I will throw you into 173

[@lucasa3983]

@@macmiina Even with a solid core, it's more likely that whatever thing trying to land on Jupiter will stop falling at certain point (like its floating), while being crushed by enormous pressure.

[@amirulamani1487]

Didn't rubber said jupiter condition was fed false information, what else was faked to hide this scp

[@alphawolf6334]

Solution: Independence day. The drones seem capable of passing through the shield no problem. Capture a drone and if able rig it with nukes then when it passes through the shield, detonate

[@Coco-by8qs]

The thing is, there's a chance the drone will pass through and whatever it's rigged with will stay behind

[@littlebaldedone]

But what if the SCP is able to sense that one of the drones has been tampered with and would prevent it from getting near.

[@Nnneemo]

No capture some parts, before drones do it, and using nanites download a virus!

[@joaquingiorsemino8343]

Yes, but as we have seen, the scp 2399 seems to be able to protect the drones with all its might. And also, we are talking about a civilization capable of creating a planet-destroying weapon, I don't think that such a plan can destroy the destroyer.

[@alphawolf6334]

@@joaquingiorsemino8343 true, the SCP protects the drones. But it was stated that the drones go as far as euorpa and other planets. Wait till a drone is outside the signal jammers that surroud Jupiter and jump it. If possible rip open the armor and plant a warhead then do repair. The drone most likely won't recognize the method of repair so it will head straight for the SCP to get an actual repair done

[@doctorgravy6892]

0:30 i love how it only takes the rubber a few seconds to get us entertained

[@da_cris]

Protocol LEGIONNAIRE: *fails* SCP Foundation: We must create a technology for destroy it! The SCPs which can destroy everything: We are waiting

[@omgem3669]

Ahah- I guess that’s true. Get 682 on there.

[@mateuszkubas4433]

Talking about ways to defeat this scp, why can't they just take some of the scattered parts, so the ship can never be repaired? What's the problem with that? There must be some parts on jupiter far enough from the ship, for it to be safe to take these parts, or possibly some are on the Jupiter's moons, as the repair drones also wander here. This is the way. And, well maybe throwing a moon at it...

[@bobbysebringstrout9787]

Just chuck every scp at it

[@siddharth1822]

Anamolous stuff: **exists** The foundation: and I took that personally

[@inagvozdenovic6980]

Lol

[@sagetheassassin3192]

Find it, book it, see what makes it tick.

[@siddharth1822]

It seems like the foundation can't terminate anything tbh

[@atownicpepperoni7217]

@@siddharth1822 I mean, if they could terminate an SCP, it is very likely that they would have done it as soon as possible

[@josantiago3652]

That's the GOC

[@t-virusterrance4734]

Hello, Humans. "The best way to have a good idea is to have a lot of ideas."-Linus Pauling TERRANCE OUT

[@eggflaireon7918]

I can actually tell the people my idea

[@lavernlove3778]

Im terrsnce

[@tekNicha]

5:36 that sounded like Zanes quotes in ninjago Protect those who cant protect themselves -Zane

[@arg6686]

Zane 🙇🏻🙇🏻

[@RandomNulls]

Idea that the foundation couldve done: make a message and use there language to send it to the scp and tell it to go to the longest place away from its home galaxy so it cant get messages and then if it hopefully complies we win

[@MrAzulmagia]

The moment it leaves the array, it will start receiving the original message, unless it is convinced to shut off all comunications, it won't work.

[@joaquingiorsemino8343]

Bro, the destroyer is thousands of times more advanced technology. It will track the IP of the message and from there it will know which one to respond to and which one not to.

[@idfkhowtodraw6678]

Everyone who looks at a large star: look it’s Jupiter! Me who know what the big red spot is: look it’s the impending doom of humanity!

[@ravenkk4816]

there is mutable theory on what it is. Go to see SCP 001 doctor gear proposal. Read about where the part of weapons that destroy (dismantle) the SCP.

[@samp7228]

Baloga

[@Mr.Plecostomus]

This sounds like something out of transformers

[@mrsmartlynoobcool4282]

It is

[@MAX_DJM]

Lol

[@webvivid]

TRANSFORMERS ASSEMBLE

[@grimlock8629]

Optimus Prime you cannot defeat my new “Malfunctioning Destroyer.”

[@primusstar5995]

Unicron or the necrotitan from idw

[@flaming7220]

20 Years Later: *Jupiters Great Red Spot is gone* SCP-2399: *oh shit-*

[@felop1187]

Dr.Bright after getting hight on 420-j: just throw Europa at it

[@owaisshah2597]

Plot Twist: Hes showing off his spaceship to take over the world

[@atampeersandmanlol]

lol

[@xxtrordinaryribbit5257]

Lmfao

[@pluviosaurus05]

Lmao

[@dayabedi8336]

lol

[@erika002]

that's...... a shallow reason.... and lmao it's not about that SCP Universe isn't for babies and it mostly doesn't your usual alien invasion stereotype in some Extraterrestrial SCP's

[@fedelava6305]

I'll wait for 25 years until the part 2 will be release

[@derpytuber2096]

Imagine if 2399 reaches earth and blasts Rick Astley's "Never gonna give you up". That would be the most dedicated rickroll to ever exist.

[@aiazalif5258]

Rubber : shows land in Jupiter. Any scientist: "that's illegal "

[@eleshasmithen5358]

XD

[@anextremlyobbisehoovy8254]

2399: I am invincible Dr bright: are you sure about that

[@dmitriysazonov7427]

So... did he actually destroy it or not?

[@matrich__5155]

I love how he's always chilling while talking about most terrifying things

[@rieJW]

Doesn’t help that actual sounds recorded from Jupiter are incredibly ominous and oppressive sounding

[@KINGMASKYT]

One of things Dr.Bright did is(words of O5): Dr.Bright launched moon into scp 2399 and destroyed it, we arenot shure how he did it.

[@hellbusterdragon]

Answer is simple, BECAUSE HE IS DR FUCKING BRIGHT

[@KINGMASKYT]

@@hellbusterdragon good question is what he cant do

[@hellbusterdragon]

@@KINGMASKYT exactly. He literally launched chainsaws once, he can do anything.

[@KINGMASKYT]

@@hellbusterdragon ah, chainsaw cannon, good times

[@LNSO2006]

Another thing he also can do great is scp hentai (for some weird Dr. Bright reason)

[@dynamosaurusimperious6341]

The animation is always a highlight of every SCP video

[@macncheeze3968]

I would honestly pay my teacher to just let me go home and watch these videos

[@b1battledroid476]

That targetting system seems to be top notch. Whoever designed the Navi-computer however, belongs on the far side of the airlock