DR. COX'S RANTS - ALL OF THEM [SEASON 1/PART2]

[@PyrozPlayground]

God damn it, if anybody else played Dr. Cox, this show would never have been as good as it is! Johnny C. McGinley is amazing!

[@joimumu]

He was the show 99,99% of the time

[@4horsemenoftheapocalypse58]

When Cox was backing up his ex when she was insulting JD was amazing.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

All JD had to do was keep his mouth shut.

[@Saphirakii]

The first rant felt like getting yelled at by my own dad, but it hit so much harder because you know Cox is genuinely disappointed for JD's own sake meanwhile my parents are disappointed in me if i make them look bad

[@sharpasacueball]

Goddamn

[@333ELBarto333]

Yup that's what being a Father/Mother is, while being a parent is about keeping up the appearance

[@danw.1250]

I've adopted and modified Dr. Cox's rants for my classroom. They're gold.

[@arturh.5197]

Worst grade school teacher ever.

[@painkiller256256]

You're gold

[@painkiller256256]

@@arturh.5197 oh hush Tiffany and do better then. It's just a push to be the best.

[@davidpaz9389]

@@arturh.5197 Whatever you say, Priscilla.

[@sognarerock]

Jajaja me too!

[@Y0G0FU]

The Virginity Rant is so underrated.. xD

[@sebastianemond5313]

4:12 "Think of what little patience I have as... Oh, I don't know, your virginity. You always thought it'd be with you, until that one night of junior year, when you were feeling a little down about yourself, and your pal, Kevin, who just wanted to be friends, well he brought over a copy of 'About Last Night' and a four pack of Bartles and Jaymes. And 😆🤌👉💫, *bahhh-dow!* It was gone forever... 😒Just like my patience is now."

[@GMCworldwide1979]

Anyone who is not familiar with this show and watches these clips featuring JUST Dr. Cox should clearly realize that Scubs is the best show ever...lol....the show is full of classic characters and brilliant writing

[@cOr3t3ecks]

Just a mild "Yeah Duh" is appropriate.

[@smaakjeks]

My hat goes off for the exemplary indexing for these clips. Season and episode registry for each clip. I am speechless. I have no speech.

[@ameagher2]

+Smaakjeks K. In that case and in the immortal words of Peri, "clam up." Thanks.

[@smaakjeks]

ameagher2 Silly sausage.

[@smaakjeks]

thagrammarnazi That's a lot of trouble to go to in order to spam a link to a website.

[@thagrammarnazi]

Website? Oh the Will I am part is highlighted, does that mean it became a link? That wasn't intentional honestly, I didn't even know that happened till now, I just wanted to write a long winded story to fuck with you

[@ameagher2]

thagrammarnazi. You're beginning to sound somewhat foolish ... Dr. Cox wouldn't like that you know.

[@chronicoco]

First rant really hits me.

[@realshaoran4514]

chronicoco me too, first time I saw this episode at first I though he was being a jackass for the sake of being a jackass and then after the rant I felt as if I had disappointed Dr. Cox myself, because there was a deep reason for this and I didn't see it coming.

[@johndsid]

My mom had me do something like this when I was teen acting up. Everytime I see this part I always think of her

[@Tommylad2]

This lesson didn’t have context though. Dr Cox should have at least told him that he wanted JD to fill his own one out so he would learn something and not act like it wasn’t important.

[@Celtic_Blade]

Tommylad2 that defeats the lesson. Some stuff has to be learned the hard way instead of it being handed to you.

[@Oly1y]

@user0413 "the only reason that it feels bad is because you allow it to feel bad" my God I've seen some bad first year psyche school bullshit but that probably takes the cake

[@derektetteh1608]

That Perry and Jordan tag team is classic. 😂

[@milfordjohnson2289]

they were some of the most beautiful bonding moments i recall both on and off the screen, which is how i became teh hopeful romantic i am today😍🥰

[@Kevin_R932]

Transitions to Cox suffocating a patient immediately after evaluation speech lol

[@darthlazurus4382]

I love that smile Cox gives as he raises the boxing gloves.

[@Gregsplays]

"Now if you are lazy and incompetent, you'll get a one way ticket out of here, Doug."

[@mf_________]

Lmfao

[@Stormkrow280]

Dr. Cox vs Red Foreman would be amazing

[@alonsoarana5307]

That power is unimaginable, it has the ability to do what took Thanos a billion movies to do

[@Yoderstein666]

The world would end.

[@tylertilwick6852]

Throw in Al Bundy as well😂

[@sirg-had8821]

Add that Fletcher guy from the movie Whiplash and Gunnery Sergeant Hartman fromm Full Metal Jacket.

[@tomdadwell]

Red would hate Cox. He talks too much.

[@aswallace88]

Gotta say, #26 is kinda Cox's own fault. He trusted JD to change the tape, and that's asking a bit much from JD at times.

[@joimumu]

I agree about that it was super unfair of him

[@Vexas345]

It's entirely Cox's fault. If someone hands you a camera and tells you to film, you expect it to already be good to go.

[@glenngriffon8032]

Yeah that was on his head 100%. Why would you ever had someone a camcorder without a fresh, new, ready-to-go tape already inside?

[@Jaymennn]

I come back and watch this channel with dr. Cox’ rants every so often. One of the best written shows I’ve had the pleasure of watching. Dr Cox is such an amazingly dynamic character, Bill Lawrence goes down in my book as a genius for giving us this show, and John C McGinley nailed the role. I still have all 9 seasons on dvd and even accidentally purchased season 3 twice (couldn’t remember if I had it so I panick bought it when I saw it at a store at the time I was trying to collect all the seasons). If anyone disagrees then you will have to feel the wrath of my mommy. No one steps on this precious flower

[@AntiSCO]

Doug's whimper at the end! That is the sound of a broken man.

[@MrUrlanjedozvoljeno]

I pissed myself when he called Doug, and the nervous guy start to cry:D

[@2ELI0]

LMAO me too xD

[@tinegah]

Most degrading nickname he can come up with to describe Doug? Doug.

[@Silentbob1494]

Just gotta point out the beautiful camerawork for rant #30, one shot, busy like a hospital typically would be, but not so much that it smothers you. They absolutely nailed it.

[@TheGaza93]

I love how Dr Cox can read anyone he comes across and can tell who’s faking illness

[@michaelpawlowski4779]

Someone needs to put "Help me to help you" on a 10 hour loop.

[@parkerthomas3803]

Or a techno remix.

[@konstantinschmitz3209]

Well, i found a 10 Minutes version :-/ kzbin.info/www/bejne/bWmZgZSsfqp0hbM

[@KabooM1067]

Puh-lease. I love it when he says that ahaha.

[@samsoncrosswood7259]

That's exactly the kind of doctor I want if I get seriously ill. Fuck bedside manner, I want this guy.

[@Azzataky]

This kind of doctor would make you quickly forget you are even ill. :D

[@mf_________]

and i like the sun, Noobie, it made me feel hopeful

[@dddrrmm]

06:45 Omg, kids these days will have no clue what tabs he is talking about...

[@markblakey3456]

Dr. Cox is simultaneously the most terrifying and comforting person to have chew you out. Change my mind.....

[@christiankarlkarganilla2763]

#18 is seriously one of the best lessons he ever gave to JD

[@lls3676]

9:32 "13 cups of Nurse Roberts' piss-poor excuse for cofee."

[@phoenixnyc]

The eight people who disliked this are precious flowers and we should all be super-nice to them.

[@normturner4849]

phoenixnyc Naaawww...screw 'em😆

[@keennickolas8575]

x)

[@matthewmcclain8273]

I do hope their mothers are aware that there is a societal- dictated age limit for breast feeding.

[@sebastianemond5313]

10:25 😊😂😂😂😂 Love how he emphasized "My" in "MYYY- GOD!!"

[@Kerorofan1990]

Elliot's face during that virginity rant. Someone is having a trip down memory lane.

[@Revancsg]

I've watched this so many times and never really noticed Doug throws a chart when Dr. Cox smacks the counter

[@tmac8396]

Then proceeds to plow through the nurses/admins behind the hub counter to keep up with Cox due to fear.

[@Bamoraga]

Dr.Cox made this show, him and janitor were the best

[@lorendaemon7945]

"Marshmallow, hush."

[@sebastianemond5313]

12:10 "It puts the lotion on the skin." "Oh, so you can quote movies, and I can't?" "It puts the damn *iodine* lotion on the skin, noobie! Give me a break!"

[@omairsh8]

4:40 - 6:08 was all ONE take. Incredible

[@MrCompassionate01]

10:25 everything he says while walking away is priceless especially "iesss- remarkable!

[@2ELI0]

LMFAO

[@luisluis2976]

It puts the lotion on the skin......Hahahahahaha that dude is awesome!!!!

[@bigmetroidfan1263]

Elliot: J. D. do you got a second? J. D.: Dear God yes.

[@inkblotthecolt]

We all need a little Perry in our lives

[@MrCCollins1993]

Dr. Cox truly loved JD!

[@Juk3n]

H'uuum gonna hitcha hard h'uuum gonna hitcha fast. 😂

[@cortster12]

6:00 Sick burn. Never tattle to your mommy.

[@alexlkklkl3667]

I always laugh when he says put the lotion on the skin and jd is like so you can do movies but I can’t 😂😂😂

[@shieldfaith1]

If I remember correctly, they find out nervous guy worked best as a coroner and didn't get nervous so they moved him to the mortuary to do autopsies.

[@ChristoWhat]

That they did because he'd killed so many patients he could identify all the reasons patients were in the morgue

[@NileKelly]

It puts the iodine on the skin! Great Silence Of The Lambs/Joe Dirt/Buffalo Bob reference..LOL!

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

5:52 I never liked this rant cuz it shows how Cox wears blinders alot of the time, if he had been paying attention he would've noticed that Carla was right next to him and JD when he was ranting.

[@beaney56]

Number 18 for me is a real life lesson. It really makes you think.

[@Ninja7546]

The review scene are start hits so hard. If theres ever a job you're in and you're serious about it, the way he framed the performance review really is familiar in so many ways.

[@davidthorpe3122]

Hif you screw up, H'am gonna hit you hard, H'am gonna hit you fast!! Hahah!!

[@Blazorbust]

29 and 30 are awesome continuous shots

[@Lufbery17]

The show had surprisingly good camera work at many points.

[@testikuskitestdrivr6012]

He is though, but evil too and leads his ward with fear - because he takes responsibility and is magnificent bastard of a human being.

[@sebastianemond5313]

3:52 - 3:56 When you're surrounded by gigglers.

[@sebastianemond5313]

😅😆Hahahaha! Stop! *No, you* stop! 😆😆😆HAHAHAHAH--🙄😒OH DEAR GOD!

[@1992crimsonnoble]

that Whistleling is just epic

[@rose444200]

#18 aka the very first one. I love it! One thing I like about Dr.cox, he is crazy and a asshole. But he is truthful and does give good points.

[@shieldfaith1]

I think deep down he genuinely cares and uses his form of tough love. That like a lot of the other staff he's dealing with high stress and not in the mood stupid stuff.

[@MatthewNGolding]

4:53-5:25

[@bc24txn]

the one at 1:45 is the all time best one. I am practicing it for that "perfect moment"......

[@donutlife1257]

I love this show

[@Darkstar263]

"And I like the sun newbie, it made me hopeful."

[@Blasted2Oblivion]

The whole video tape thing is 100% Dr. Cox's fault. He sprung that job on JD and provided the equipment. It isn't unreasonable for JD to assume that it was ready to go.

[@jameslaumand3686]

The great awaking,truth,

[@jonarnall7651]

If you screwed up today I’m gonna hit you hard I’m gonna hit you fast lmao 🤣 😂

[@rickyray2794]

"And I like the sun noobie, it makes me hopeful"

[@Racecarlock]

+ScrubsCoxRants I think season one part 3 got hit with a copyright strike, do you think you could fight that and get that part back?

[@scrubscoxrants]

Doesn't work. I've tried every year since 2014. This is it guys!

[@sudowoodo9579]

ScrubsCoxRants got 4 at least

[@charlatte793]

I forgot how much of a crush I used to have on Jordan. Daaaamn girl

[@gregorizakhaev7891]

11:49 to 11:50 what elliot said came out wrong

[@salmon131]

(me rn tbh)

[@joimumu]

I feel like 33 was a bit foreshadowing about lazy Ed

[@Doughty321]

That first clip has always stuck with me.

[@ElGranSanto]

Love the Perfect Game

[@Burkhart4192]

@9:23 Dr. Cox endorses kneeling in difficult times.

[@sebastianemond5313]

13:03 - 13:06 "Should I?" 😂😂😂😂

[@Asher_Tye]

Why did he leave a tape in the recorder of it couldn't be overwritten?

[@liquidsleepgames3661]

Asher Tye to mess with judith

[@Will_Bryan]

Rant 28 is great... Elliot is so clueless lol

[@Orweliannightmare]

John C. McGinley Is jusy brilljant in this role.

[@InkubozuNikki]

I wish season 1 part 3 was still up

[@DedricSilva]

Punching bag is my favorite rant from Dr Cox!

[@ArodWingfoot]

First clip. I had a mentor like that. Was my grandpa.

[@RedDawgTN]

Dr. Cox or Dr. House? And..... GO!

[@amalofoto]

First off, I love both shows (and I hate both a bit. I mean, the finale of House, season 7 is a freaking train wreck - or car/house wreck, to be precise. And the JD/Elliot on/off thing kinda puts me off scrubs, but overall, both shows are great.) Ok, so. I have to give Cox a point for having a great family - eventually. Also, he's not as much of an ass to everyone, particularly his patients as House, and he genuinely tries to teach his fellows stuff, and make them better people. House, on the other hand, is an ass to EVERYONE, and has very few moments where he shows that he cares. As for his relationships, he lets even fewer people into his life. (I blame Cuddy (or rather, the writers, because it was pretty OOC) for their breakup, they belong together imo) - and who knows what could have happened with Stacy, maybe they would have had kids or something if it were not for the infarction. But he's a very private man, definitely more so than Cox.

[@amalofoto]

And then you have to consider their totally different medical backgrounds - House is THE best in his fields, which are very special. Cox is 'just' a doctor who treats pretty much everything, at a teaching hospital where he actually teaches med students who then go through with their careers. House has doctors who have already finished their schooling diagnose obscure diseases. Cox and his mentees treats 'normal, everyday' (or how House would phrase it: BORING) sicknesses. All in all, I can't pick a favorite. Just as I love both shows, I love both characters. Sorry for writing so much, I just recently re-binge-watched both shows. Correct me if something's wrong, both language and show-wise, I'm not a native English speaker. And what's your opinion? Fire away =)

[@jobhunter5090]

bedside manner and physical medical ability dr.cox medical knowledge and application dr. house

[@Azzataky]

Dr. Cox all the way. :)

[@HeyThereCharlieGirl]

I wouldn't mind being the meat in that sandwich is all I'm sayin

[@TheSerpent21]

He might have been hard on JD, but he was a damn good mentor.

[@BuceGar]

"There it is!" - LOL

[@MsLogjam]

If Hawkeye Pierce had kept drinking after he came home from Korea--with 80% of his kindness and libido down the drain--he would have been Perry Cox.

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

No he wouldn't. Hawkeye was never bitter or mean with his patients like Cox usually was. I love both characters, but they're nothing alike. Cox is more aligned with House than Hawkeye. Only Cox was nicer.

[@What-go8ng]

If we're being honest, the recording of the baby was entirely Dr. Cox's fault.

[@Darkstar263]

He should've ensured there was a blank tape in the camcorder first before giving it to JD.

[@GalenNight]

10:20

[@thedubbey4617]

18 was more a speech than a rant

[@R3fug333]

Where's part 3?

[@scrubscoxrants]

I've tried to upload it several times but Disney won't let me. What you see is what you get.

[@marcelparker6755]

That takes REAL talent @4:09

[@dancingdan1994]

Did the vid for some loop back to the start constantly

[@kennethwatkins4835]

doctor cox is cool

[@PyrozPlayground]

Btw, what the hell does Cox say at 9:23? "Take a knee, ya -------" Anybody know?

[@PittsburghSportsFan43]

Sounded like confoundeds.

[@cirrustate8674]

I think it's "if you need to"

[@PyrozPlayground]

@@cirrustate8674 After that. It's "take a knee if you need to, you ________"

[@PyrozPlayground]

@@PittsburghSportsFan43 It really does, doesn't it? 0_o

[@PyrozPlayground]

@@PittsburghSportsFan43 I just put the video to the slowest speed, and I do believe that it is "confoundeds". Which is weird, because that's not really a word.

[@SpeedyEric1]

Perry hated Bob Kelso as much as I will always hate Donald Trump.

[@HAL-vm3wn]

SpeedyEric1 they became friends later on!

[@SpeedyEric1]

I knew that. I said "hated," and not "hates." Bob Kelso is likable, and Trump is the most corrupt human being on Earth and may in fact be Hitler reincarnated.

[@jaganjoseph386]

Did anyone feel like they did something won't after the first rant Felt so real

[@sumojack99]

where’s part 3 at though?

[@sinisterhunter]

that whimper from doug.

[@TonyWhite-s4c]

I very easily got a massive crush on Sarah Chalke in my teens, still have it. She is so gorgeous

[@niklas3595]

30 was so good

[@MikeyG-13]

I use the "wrong song" on a regular basis... 🤨

[@thomasdevine3716]

Part 3?

[@scrubscoxrants]

Copyright. They all go with time.

[@SKINWALKER]

Dr. Cox vs Dr. Benjamin Franklin Pierce....

[@FishTheJim]

Was it the don't or was it the say it .

[@Fingnonner]

28 is my favorite

[@RG-zt4ox]

I love cox and Jordan teaming up

[@Dolphynoid]

joe dirt reference ;D