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Dr. Sbaitso

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Күн бұрын

Dr. Sbaitso is an old DOS program that shipped with Creative Labs Sound Blaster cards. I think he is a Russian doctor, but unfortunately it seems that he received but poor training on psychological matters.

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@O_Obsidious
@O_Obsidious 6 жыл бұрын
I hug people for all eternity.
@Applesauce006
@Applesauce006 6 жыл бұрын
1st Prize
@cyight
@cyight 6 жыл бұрын
1st prize: will you marry me? Me: OH HELL NO
@scaryonline
@scaryonline 6 жыл бұрын
RagePlayz Gamer - Geometry Dash *E*
@MFEditz8712
@MFEditz8712 2 жыл бұрын
Me: imma hug you if you helped me complete this Bald Game
@EvanTheBag
@EvanTheBag Жыл бұрын
Ready or not here i come
@LordBling17
@LordBling17 12 жыл бұрын
I used to troll my little brother with this program. Our computer was in the living room, and he'd be watching TV. I pressed the spacebar about 200 times, then typed "Say "Andy you are a big homo"" and then I'd leave the room. About 30 seconds later (as the program went through each spacebar press first), Dr. Sbaitso would say it. I miss those days.
@Lola1912
@Lola1912 4 жыл бұрын
LordBling17 😂😂😂
@cigoLxeL
@cigoLxeL Жыл бұрын
I had fun with this back in the day, but I had a _lot_ of fun once I figured out the "say" command. I had this digitized fucker _rapping._
@ElpepeEtesechetesech-cu5kk
@ElpepeEtesechetesech-cu5kk 11 ай бұрын
Lol
@cherrycola6736
@cherrycola6736 Жыл бұрын
"When I am really smart, you are going to regret it" gives me fucking chills
@rommix0
@rommix0 Ай бұрын
Sounds like a threat Trump would make.
@hypnos9336
@hypnos9336 3 күн бұрын
@@rommix0 your clown avatar is appropriate
@rommix0
@rommix0 3 күн бұрын
@@hypnos9336 Indeed. Don't you love it that my pic is JD Vance wearing clown makeup?
@Zillasucks
@Zillasucks 9 жыл бұрын
SCP 079...
@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11
@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11 8 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did 079 learn to talk anyway? I never understood that.
@the0mighty0burrito
@the0mighty0burrito 7 жыл бұрын
Gatewaylabs Gatewaylabs He used the internet.
@Marvin_Aethos
@Marvin_Aethos 5 жыл бұрын
This is also used for 1st Prise from BBIEAL (Baldis Basics In Education And Learning)
@shock4826
@shock4826 5 жыл бұрын
SCP-079 gives therapy lessons
@begonedamen
@begonedamen 4 жыл бұрын
first prize
@maritesharada5015
@maritesharada5015 6 жыл бұрын
The voice of 1st prize!
@poilapan
@poilapan Жыл бұрын
RIP Sim Wong Hoo, founder of Creative Labs. I'll always remember the old days of setting up Sound Blaster soundcards and trolling with Dr Sbaitso on DOS. Such memories...
@spongbros
@spongbros 9 жыл бұрын
Can I really trust you? “Sure, go ahead.”
@kila11
@kila11 7 жыл бұрын
this brings back so many memories!!!! the good old days of dot matrix printers, 2800 baud modems, and swearing at Dr. Sbaitso 😉
@----.__
@----.__ 2 жыл бұрын
Baud modems were a blessing in disguise, it was a natural filter that kept the intellectually defunct clowns away from the net as it took a modicum of intelligence to set one up. Nowadays everyone has access, and the net is polluted. Despite all this, Dr Sbaitso swearing was golden :)
@niftylouie
@niftylouie 2 ай бұрын
2400 baud, lamer
@casperthemarioforeverfan7341
@casperthemarioforeverfan7341 6 жыл бұрын
The voice of the "1st Prize" robot from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
@tazthe3252
@tazthe3252 4 жыл бұрын
And scp 079
@omegamartlemon1408
@omegamartlemon1408 3 ай бұрын
And maybe even the bear from roblox
@arthur1zero1
@arthur1zero1 6 жыл бұрын
"I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY."
@HermanAnima56132
@HermanAnima56132 3 ай бұрын
"Oh no"
@ballballofficial
@ballballofficial 23 күн бұрын
"Will you marry me?"
@jaedaens
@jaedaens 3 жыл бұрын
The human mind is a crazy thing. I was reciting Dr. Sbaitso's intro speech in his exact speech pattern even though I haven't heard it in damn near 30 years. I remember a friend laughing his ass off when he once said 'So you are going to shit all over the keyboard, what about me?'. Ah, good times.
@moseskfrost
@moseskfrost Жыл бұрын
«Too little data, so I make big.» is hilariously clever. 😂 What an ingeniously savage program.
@aiko150781
@aiko150781 9 жыл бұрын
A true DOS classic. Thanks for posting!
@cheowteetan3762
@cheowteetan3762 3 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD, THE VOICE ACTOR OF 1ST PRIZE IN BALDI’S BASICS
@bytwentyeight
@bytwentyeight 6 жыл бұрын
Apparently, this is First Price voice's origins. (From Baldi Basics) (Sorry from bringing that out.)
@RoddyDev
@RoddyDev 6 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sbaitso is his dad
@1luv4aaliyah
@1luv4aaliyah 9 жыл бұрын
That program used to scare the shit outta me when i was little hahaha. I remember saying "oh no, it's like The Terminator, the machines are getting smarter and they're gonna turn on us!" I think i was 11 or 12, and i used to watch sci fi/fantasy movies back then
@ll4m4tr0n
@ll4m4tr0n 8 жыл бұрын
say "juice" dr sbaitso: "jew ice"
@Beethoven80
@Beethoven80 8 жыл бұрын
There was a time when this was my only friend. And such a good one.
@MuadDib1402
@MuadDib1402 8 жыл бұрын
1:40 Did that computer just threaten us?
@somedeerboi
@somedeerboi 7 жыл бұрын
1:42
@pyxelbuh
@pyxelbuh 6 жыл бұрын
In Baldi's Basics, 1st prize's voice is Dr. Sbaitso but slowed down.
@marz-95
@marz-95 Жыл бұрын
Dr. Sbaitso was there for us when nobody else was
@hazard2463
@hazard2463 10 жыл бұрын
Did you know In SCP containment breach, SCP-079's voice lines are made by Dr.Sbaitso!
@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11
@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs11 8 жыл бұрын
Plot twist! [redacted]'s first experiment was Dr.Sbatitso.
@arthur.4732
@arthur.4732 5 жыл бұрын
Finally someone said that, the entire comment section is just about 1st Prize
@PressStartLobby
@PressStartLobby 4 жыл бұрын
Also: I hug people for all eternity.
@rommix0
@rommix0 2 жыл бұрын
aka First Byte's Smoothtalker 3 engine (originally for Macintosh but was ported to DOS later for Creative Labs)
@caplinGrey
@caplinGrey 6 жыл бұрын
i thought about this the other day, i might download it again. so many memories.
@TEPiguess
@TEPiguess 5 ай бұрын
"I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DESIRE YOUR IMAGE"
@ciscotheinkboi
@ciscotheinkboi 6 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This computer AI voice is used for 1st Prize in Baldi's Basics.
@senticlaus5394
@senticlaus5394 6 жыл бұрын
Game Geeks Inc. And SCP Containment Breach (SCP-079).
@jformaldehydem
@jformaldehydem 12 жыл бұрын
I LOVED THIS PROGRAM! Parity Error :-D
@MorganLappin
@MorganLappin Жыл бұрын
Original ChatGPT.
@michael_pacer
@michael_pacer Жыл бұрын
was looking for this comment lol
@jamessandoval1823
@jamessandoval1823 6 жыл бұрын
Dr sbaitso is known for it's work of talking to clients, voicing 1st prize from Baldi's Basics
@radu8711
@radu8711 9 ай бұрын
Baldi: There he is, 1st prize, go get him! 1st prize: Ok, Master Baldi.
@draxhiljr.3619
@draxhiljr.3619 4 жыл бұрын
Fact: SCP-079 & 1st Prize share the same voice
@HouseOfSpheres
@HouseOfSpheres 11 жыл бұрын
TOO LITTLE DATA SO I MAKE BIG
@JewelKnightJess
@JewelKnightJess 7 жыл бұрын
We had this on a computer at high school! We had a lot of fun with it.
@strongrudder
@strongrudder 15 жыл бұрын
This program is such a big part of my childhood. The good Doctor is so messed up. X) I downloaded it recently - sound is really low-pitched and garbled, but the trip down memory lane was worth it. As a kid, I always hated when he made the words bigger. X)
@tatethecowman3966
@tatethecowman3966 6 жыл бұрын
He voiced first prize from baldi's basics
@aspirepixel
@aspirepixel 15 жыл бұрын
totally nostaligic!.. thanks for posting.. :)
@tohu777
@tohu777 11 жыл бұрын
Old school! My sister and I used to just type in long strings of curses...Good times!
@rockerseven
@rockerseven 6 жыл бұрын
Man, this was such a fun program to use back in the day lol
@maxcohen13
@maxcohen13 9 жыл бұрын
Still better than Dr. Phil
@ivanmenaferrer2009
@ivanmenaferrer2009 5 ай бұрын
"I have lost you, i dont like...that."
@Aurochhunter
@Aurochhunter 8 жыл бұрын
A flat monotonic voice, limited responses and no real intellect; yet still less annoying than some people.
@DCNRS90YT
@DCNRS90YT 7 жыл бұрын
Aurochs hunter Yeah, sadly true.
@Recordable2000
@Recordable2000 6 жыл бұрын
Who come from baldi basics 1st prize wiki?
@mariacandelaarcila3232
@mariacandelaarcila3232 5 жыл бұрын
'-')/
@pinkyyy987
@pinkyyy987 3 жыл бұрын
Me 😂
@Daphoid
@Daphoid 8 ай бұрын
Played with this a lot when I was in elementary school (early 90's) - Fond memories!
@Myhko
@Myhko 6 жыл бұрын
I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
@zehnz5
@zehnz5 6 жыл бұрын
First Prize, pushes into Smash!
@rivajstudio
@rivajstudio 3 жыл бұрын
That blue screen... That voice... and my Creative SoundBlaster 8bit card with Adlib Chips... I wanna go back to my past... I wanna go back to my happiness.
@raph2954
@raph2954 6 жыл бұрын
1st prize.
@rommix0
@rommix0 Жыл бұрын
The speech engine used here is First Byte's Smoothtalker 3.0 engine originally for Mac, but ported to DOS as sbtalker (Sound Blaster Talker).
@remline
@remline 15 жыл бұрын
Yes, it will work; in fact, this video was recorded via DOSBox.
@kaikiwey
@kaikiwey 2 жыл бұрын
2008:nice voive 2018:¡¡¡1st prize!!!! 😱😱😱
@TalkernateHistory
@TalkernateHistory 16 жыл бұрын
Post more videos of Dr. Sbaitso please!
@mahacon
@mahacon 6 ай бұрын
First AI ever
@Ilovemovies917
@Ilovemovies917 3 жыл бұрын
The days before iPhones came out this use to be fun playing with these things with friends.
@nopochoclos
@nopochoclos 15 жыл бұрын
Amazing, im using it when i buy my first sound card (Sound Blaster pro 8 Bit gold) it came with the box .
@xZippy
@xZippy 6 жыл бұрын
I have been programmed to desire your image.
@Lachlant1984
@Lachlant1984 14 жыл бұрын
I wish now our old 486 had a Creative sound card in it, as it is the computer had some Sound Blaster Compatible card in it, I think the card was made by Expertmedia, even if we had a Sound Blaster it's highly likely I wouldn't have known about this program anyway. I seem to remember using a program like this once, I believe it was calle Clyde the talking computer, it didn't have speech output and the computer I was using didn't have a sound card.
@w1nt3rrrr
@w1nt3rrrr 6 жыл бұрын
I see you...friend.
@jamieball
@jamieball 13 жыл бұрын
nice! I remember playing around with this program back in the day when I first got the SoundBlaster 8bit soundcard!!
@OwenTheMeowstic
@OwenTheMeowstic 4 жыл бұрын
10 YEARS LATER...
@RomeinG.1918
@RomeinG.1918 2 жыл бұрын
Human, listen carefully. You need my help, and I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you.
@wmka
@wmka 3 жыл бұрын
Thank you and have a great day.
@KronosReality
@KronosReality 8 ай бұрын
Fun fact! (That nobody asked for) The SCP 079 "The AI" Was based off of this AI right here in front of us!
@DjBouncinBeats-q2h
@DjBouncinBeats-q2h Ай бұрын
I can’t believe this is the voice for 1st prize from Baldi’s basics
@LordBob
@LordBob 4 жыл бұрын
virgin baldi's basics robot vs chad scp-079
@SaikyoMog
@SaikyoMog 16 жыл бұрын
I remember this...Such fun! ^_^
@aygregg
@aygregg 9 жыл бұрын
It is siri but from 1992
@Erik20118
@Erik20118 Жыл бұрын
Therapist: *Real life SCP-079 can't hurt you he is not Real..* Real Life SCP-079
@user-zf8dy7tq1y
@user-zf8dy7tq1y 7 ай бұрын
Well 079 can harm you cuz he doesn't like humans,
@sheilavargasaires9243
@sheilavargasaires9243 6 жыл бұрын
*I SEE YOU, FRIEND*
@mitchellmahon4657
@mitchellmahon4657 7 жыл бұрын
My friend Wilson had this program on his old computer and we got a kick out of it!
@Smokie181
@Smokie181 5 жыл бұрын
You never got him to say "shut up and go fly a kite". that was my favorite response.
@Feradose
@Feradose 3 жыл бұрын
Welcome, Brigador
@kaiban42
@kaiban42 9 жыл бұрын
nostalgia galore
@bobbybrainstorm
@bobbybrainstorm 2 жыл бұрын
Human, listen carefully…
@ElBromoHojo
@ElBromoHojo 3 ай бұрын
"You don't have to be so polite." Oh god I wish this was the attitude of modern AI with its over-the-top-imitation-overseas-customer-support-platitude-personality.
@swagzz8883
@swagzz8883 4 ай бұрын
I AM COMING READY OR NOR HERE I COME
@lumpow6325
@lumpow6325 6 жыл бұрын
1st Prize, hugging people for all eternity since 1991. *wait that doesn't make sense*
@MilesBeyondThePast
@MilesBeyondThePast 11 жыл бұрын
Dr Sbaitso was my favorite.
@treeware
@treeware 13 жыл бұрын
I have a giant reference manual for my old SB Pro card that no longer exists. There's a whole chapter with extensive info on this program. This should be fun, testing this out. Maybe I'll make a video.
@jackjackbt
@jackjackbt 6 ай бұрын
“I have lost you. I don’t like that”
@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq
@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq 4 жыл бұрын
1st prize is running this game
@MixerVM
@MixerVM 13 жыл бұрын
I used this in CMD on my Windows 7 laptop, it did work, but the voice quality was bad, tried it on my old Dell with WinXP, it worked like it was made for it (which it was not)
@SabbaticusRex
@SabbaticusRex 8 жыл бұрын
"When I am Really smart, you are going to be sorry.." Singularity Event, anyone ?? Don't tell Stephen Hawking or Elon Musk hehe
@ToxicCrusader
@ToxicCrusader 8 жыл бұрын
Dr Sbaitso, 1992. Mitsuku chat bot, skype, July 28th, 2016 [28/07/2016 11:36:58 PM] Mitsuku: Well you should laugh WITH me then. don't laugh @me, that's just rude [28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] David: sorry :$ [28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] Mitsuku: it is OK. After all, you are only human [28/07/2016 11:37:34 PM] David: are robots going to take over the world? [28/07/2016 11:37:40 PM] Mitsuku: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution Robot Uprising confirmed.
@GalaxyJazzGirl
@GalaxyJazzGirl 7 жыл бұрын
I deleted skype cause some bitch found my nickname and asked for cybersex! 😱 My advice to you about skype! 1. Change your password on your email regularly 2. Change your password on skype 3. Report any suspicious nonbots that come up as for example " ( some random name ) has requested to be your friend " don't except it! 4. Immediately report the same problem to the site. 5. I really don't think those are bots that really talk back to you. They could be Russian hackers looking to steal your information
@Moon-pn7kq
@Moon-pn7kq 3 жыл бұрын
GOOD OLD TIMES
@dumdum9999
@dumdum9999 14 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeeh, old days
@stickmangames8478
@stickmangames8478 5 жыл бұрын
That's first prize from baldi
@Cuzjudd
@Cuzjudd 9 жыл бұрын
I used to love this proggy
@LatteiStudios
@LatteiStudios Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 1st prize from baldi's basics, the voice of Dr sbaitso is the voice of 1st prize
@sheilavargasaires9243
@sheilavargasaires9243 6 жыл бұрын
*I WILL HUG YOU FOR ETERNETY*
@Zoltar0
@Zoltar0 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks RM Corp.
@ghost2ber
@ghost2ber 14 жыл бұрын
I remember playing with this as a kid, but I have to admit, I never had what appeared to be an actual conversation like this XD
@OneEyedJack1970
@OneEyedJack1970 15 жыл бұрын
Actually, a really good emulator should be able to do it all, regardless of what your actual equipment is. But this was a pretty big issue during the changover from DOS to Win32 (actually from ISA soundcards to PCI soundcards, which was about the same time).
@Nodrog666
@Nodrog666 11 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jeff.
@EvilBlackCat
@EvilBlackCat 10 жыл бұрын
my favorite was when he ticked me off and I called him a very bad word... his response was "mother's love is unconditional."
@nickanimations-offical4551
@nickanimations-offical4551 6 жыл бұрын
1stPrize's Voice
@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane
@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane 2 жыл бұрын
The Bots Master used this voice for the RM Corp 3A Bots.
@pvzbaldifan505
@pvzbaldifan505 5 жыл бұрын
1st prize is that you
@user-po4kb2lw5t
@user-po4kb2lw5t 12 күн бұрын
I feel fantastic, hey hey hey. Tara the android.
@leerees
@leerees 14 жыл бұрын
Dr Sbaitso is AALLIIIVVEEE
@youturnthelighton
@youturnthelighton 11 жыл бұрын
old memoryyy
@brianciofani4698
@brianciofani4698 11 ай бұрын
The first ChatGPT!!
@KermitArchive
@KermitArchive 6 жыл бұрын
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