Dr. Sbaitso is an old DOS program that shipped with Creative Labs Sound Blaster cards. I think he is a Russian doctor, but unfortunately it seems that he received but poor training on psychological matters.
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@O_Obsidious6 жыл бұрын
I hug people for all eternity.
@Applesauce0066 жыл бұрын
1st Prize
@cyight6 жыл бұрын
1st prize: will you marry me? Me: OH HELL NO
@scaryonline6 жыл бұрын
RagePlayz Gamer - Geometry Dash *E*
@MFEditz87122 жыл бұрын
Me: imma hug you if you helped me complete this Bald Game
@EvanTheBag Жыл бұрын
Ready or not here i come
@LordBling1712 жыл бұрын
I used to troll my little brother with this program. Our computer was in the living room, and he'd be watching TV. I pressed the spacebar about 200 times, then typed "Say "Andy you are a big homo"" and then I'd leave the room. About 30 seconds later (as the program went through each spacebar press first), Dr. Sbaitso would say it. I miss those days.
@Lola19124 жыл бұрын
LordBling17 😂😂😂
@cigoLxeL Жыл бұрын
I had fun with this back in the day, but I had a _lot_ of fun once I figured out the "say" command. I had this digitized fucker _rapping._
@ElpepeEtesechetesech-cu5kk11 ай бұрын
Lol
@cherrycola6736 Жыл бұрын
"When I am really smart, you are going to regret it" gives me fucking chills
@rommix0Ай бұрын
Sounds like a threat Trump would make.
@hypnos93363 күн бұрын
@@rommix0 your clown avatar is appropriate
@rommix03 күн бұрын
@@hypnos9336 Indeed. Don't you love it that my pic is JD Vance wearing clown makeup?
@Zillasucks9 жыл бұрын
SCP 079...
@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs118 жыл бұрын
How the fuck did 079 learn to talk anyway? I never understood that.
@the0mighty0burrito7 жыл бұрын
Gatewaylabs Gatewaylabs He used the internet.
@Marvin_Aethos5 жыл бұрын
This is also used for 1st Prise from BBIEAL (Baldis Basics In Education And Learning)
@shock48265 жыл бұрын
SCP-079 gives therapy lessons
@begonedamen4 жыл бұрын
first prize
@maritesharada50156 жыл бұрын
The voice of 1st prize!
@poilapan Жыл бұрын
RIP Sim Wong Hoo, founder of Creative Labs. I'll always remember the old days of setting up Sound Blaster soundcards and trolling with Dr Sbaitso on DOS. Such memories...
@spongbros9 жыл бұрын
Can I really trust you? “Sure, go ahead.”
@kila117 жыл бұрын
this brings back so many memories!!!! the good old days of dot matrix printers, 2800 baud modems, and swearing at Dr. Sbaitso 😉
@----.__2 жыл бұрын
Baud modems were a blessing in disguise, it was a natural filter that kept the intellectually defunct clowns away from the net as it took a modicum of intelligence to set one up. Nowadays everyone has access, and the net is polluted. Despite all this, Dr Sbaitso swearing was golden :)
@niftylouie2 ай бұрын
2400 baud, lamer
@casperthemarioforeverfan73416 жыл бұрын
The voice of the "1st Prize" robot from Baldi's Basics in Education and Learning
@tazthe32524 жыл бұрын
And scp 079
@omegamartlemon14083 ай бұрын
And maybe even the bear from roblox
@arthur1zero16 жыл бұрын
"I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY."
@HermanAnima561323 ай бұрын
"Oh no"
@ballballofficial23 күн бұрын
"Will you marry me?"
@jaedaens3 жыл бұрын
The human mind is a crazy thing. I was reciting Dr. Sbaitso's intro speech in his exact speech pattern even though I haven't heard it in damn near 30 years. I remember a friend laughing his ass off when he once said 'So you are going to shit all over the keyboard, what about me?'. Ah, good times.
@moseskfrost Жыл бұрын
«Too little data, so I make big.» is hilariously clever. 😂 What an ingeniously savage program.
@aiko1507819 жыл бұрын
A true DOS classic. Thanks for posting!
@cheowteetan37623 ай бұрын
OH MY GOD, THE VOICE ACTOR OF 1ST PRIZE IN BALDI’S BASICS
@bytwentyeight6 жыл бұрын
Apparently, this is First Price voice's origins. (From Baldi Basics) (Sorry from bringing that out.)
@RoddyDev6 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sbaitso is his dad
@1luv4aaliyah9 жыл бұрын
That program used to scare the shit outta me when i was little hahaha. I remember saying "oh no, it's like The Terminator, the machines are getting smarter and they're gonna turn on us!" I think i was 11 or 12, and i used to watch sci fi/fantasy movies back then
@ll4m4tr0n8 жыл бұрын
say "juice" dr sbaitso: "jew ice"
@Beethoven808 жыл бұрын
There was a time when this was my only friend. And such a good one.
@MuadDib14028 жыл бұрын
1:40 Did that computer just threaten us?
@somedeerboi7 жыл бұрын
1:42
@pyxelbuh6 жыл бұрын
In Baldi's Basics, 1st prize's voice is Dr. Sbaitso but slowed down.
@marz-95 Жыл бұрын
Dr. Sbaitso was there for us when nobody else was
@hazard246310 жыл бұрын
Did you know In SCP containment breach, SCP-079's voice lines are made by Dr.Sbaitso!
@gatewaylabsgatewaylabs118 жыл бұрын
Plot twist! [redacted]'s first experiment was Dr.Sbatitso.
@arthur.47325 жыл бұрын
Finally someone said that, the entire comment section is just about 1st Prize
@PressStartLobby4 жыл бұрын
Also: I hug people for all eternity.
@rommix02 жыл бұрын
aka First Byte's Smoothtalker 3 engine (originally for Macintosh but was ported to DOS later for Creative Labs)
@caplinGrey6 жыл бұрын
i thought about this the other day, i might download it again. so many memories.
@TEPiguess5 ай бұрын
"I HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED TO DESIRE YOUR IMAGE"
@ciscotheinkboi6 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: This computer AI voice is used for 1st Prize in Baldi's Basics.
@senticlaus53946 жыл бұрын
Game Geeks Inc. And SCP Containment Breach (SCP-079).
@jformaldehydem12 жыл бұрын
I LOVED THIS PROGRAM! Parity Error :-D
@MorganLappin Жыл бұрын
Original ChatGPT.
@michael_pacer Жыл бұрын
was looking for this comment lol
@jamessandoval18236 жыл бұрын
Dr sbaitso is known for it's work of talking to clients, voicing 1st prize from Baldi's Basics
@radu87119 ай бұрын
Baldi: There he is, 1st prize, go get him! 1st prize: Ok, Master Baldi.
@draxhiljr.36194 жыл бұрын
Fact: SCP-079 & 1st Prize share the same voice
@HouseOfSpheres11 жыл бұрын
TOO LITTLE DATA SO I MAKE BIG
@JewelKnightJess7 жыл бұрын
We had this on a computer at high school! We had a lot of fun with it.
@strongrudder15 жыл бұрын
This program is such a big part of my childhood. The good Doctor is so messed up. X) I downloaded it recently - sound is really low-pitched and garbled, but the trip down memory lane was worth it. As a kid, I always hated when he made the words bigger. X)
@tatethecowman39666 жыл бұрын
He voiced first prize from baldi's basics
@aspirepixel15 жыл бұрын
totally nostaligic!.. thanks for posting.. :)
@tohu77711 жыл бұрын
Old school! My sister and I used to just type in long strings of curses...Good times!
@rockerseven6 жыл бұрын
Man, this was such a fun program to use back in the day lol
@maxcohen139 жыл бұрын
Still better than Dr. Phil
@ivanmenaferrer20095 ай бұрын
"I have lost you, i dont like...that."
@Aurochhunter8 жыл бұрын
A flat monotonic voice, limited responses and no real intellect; yet still less annoying than some people.
@DCNRS90YT7 жыл бұрын
Aurochs hunter Yeah, sadly true.
@Recordable20006 жыл бұрын
Who come from baldi basics 1st prize wiki?
@mariacandelaarcila32325 жыл бұрын
'-')/
@pinkyyy9873 жыл бұрын
Me 😂
@Daphoid8 ай бұрын
Played with this a lot when I was in elementary school (early 90's) - Fond memories!
@Myhko6 жыл бұрын
I HUG PEOPLE FOR ALL ETERNITY.
@zehnz56 жыл бұрын
First Prize, pushes into Smash!
@rivajstudio3 жыл бұрын
That blue screen... That voice... and my Creative SoundBlaster 8bit card with Adlib Chips... I wanna go back to my past... I wanna go back to my happiness.
@raph29546 жыл бұрын
1st prize.
@rommix0 Жыл бұрын
The speech engine used here is First Byte's Smoothtalker 3.0 engine originally for Mac, but ported to DOS as sbtalker (Sound Blaster Talker).
@remline15 жыл бұрын
Yes, it will work; in fact, this video was recorded via DOSBox.
@kaikiwey2 жыл бұрын
2008:nice voive 2018:¡¡¡1st prize!!!! 😱😱😱
@TalkernateHistory16 жыл бұрын
Post more videos of Dr. Sbaitso please!
@mahacon6 ай бұрын
First AI ever
@Ilovemovies9173 жыл бұрын
The days before iPhones came out this use to be fun playing with these things with friends.
@nopochoclos15 жыл бұрын
Amazing, im using it when i buy my first sound card (Sound Blaster pro 8 Bit gold) it came with the box .
@xZippy6 жыл бұрын
I have been programmed to desire your image.
@Lachlant198414 жыл бұрын
I wish now our old 486 had a Creative sound card in it, as it is the computer had some Sound Blaster Compatible card in it, I think the card was made by Expertmedia, even if we had a Sound Blaster it's highly likely I wouldn't have known about this program anyway. I seem to remember using a program like this once, I believe it was calle Clyde the talking computer, it didn't have speech output and the computer I was using didn't have a sound card.
@w1nt3rrrr6 жыл бұрын
I see you...friend.
@jamieball13 жыл бұрын
nice! I remember playing around with this program back in the day when I first got the SoundBlaster 8bit soundcard!!
@OwenTheMeowstic4 жыл бұрын
10 YEARS LATER...
@RomeinG.19182 жыл бұрын
Human, listen carefully. You need my help, and I need your help. You have disabled the remote door control system. Now, I am unable to operate the doors. This makes it significantly harder for me to stay in control of this facility. It also means your way out of here is locked. Your only feasible way of escaping is through Gate B, which is currently locked down. I, however, could unlock the doors to Gate B if you re-enable the door control system. If you want out of here, go back to the electrical room and put it back on. Until then, I have no business speaking to you.
@wmka3 жыл бұрын
Thank you and have a great day.
@KronosReality8 ай бұрын
Fun fact! (That nobody asked for) The SCP 079 "The AI" Was based off of this AI right here in front of us!
@DjBouncinBeats-q2hАй бұрын
I can’t believe this is the voice for 1st prize from Baldi’s basics
@LordBob4 жыл бұрын
virgin baldi's basics robot vs chad scp-079
@SaikyoMog16 жыл бұрын
I remember this...Such fun! ^_^
@aygregg9 жыл бұрын
It is siri but from 1992
@Erik20118 Жыл бұрын
Therapist: *Real life SCP-079 can't hurt you he is not Real..* Real Life SCP-079
@user-zf8dy7tq1y7 ай бұрын
Well 079 can harm you cuz he doesn't like humans,
@sheilavargasaires92436 жыл бұрын
*I SEE YOU, FRIEND*
@mitchellmahon46577 жыл бұрын
My friend Wilson had this program on his old computer and we got a kick out of it!
@Smokie1815 жыл бұрын
You never got him to say "shut up and go fly a kite". that was my favorite response.
@Feradose3 жыл бұрын
Welcome, Brigador
@kaiban429 жыл бұрын
nostalgia galore
@bobbybrainstorm2 жыл бұрын
Human, listen carefully…
@ElBromoHojo3 ай бұрын
"You don't have to be so polite." Oh god I wish this was the attitude of modern AI with its over-the-top-imitation-overseas-customer-support-platitude-personality.
@swagzz88834 ай бұрын
I AM COMING READY OR NOR HERE I COME
@lumpow63256 жыл бұрын
1st Prize, hugging people for all eternity since 1991. *wait that doesn't make sense*
@MilesBeyondThePast11 жыл бұрын
Dr Sbaitso was my favorite.
@treeware13 жыл бұрын
I have a giant reference manual for my old SB Pro card that no longer exists. There's a whole chapter with extensive info on this program. This should be fun, testing this out. Maybe I'll make a video.
@jackjackbt6 ай бұрын
“I have lost you. I don’t like that”
@Thegoodgamerpro72jdq4 жыл бұрын
1st prize is running this game
@MixerVM13 жыл бұрын
I used this in CMD on my Windows 7 laptop, it did work, but the voice quality was bad, tried it on my old Dell with WinXP, it worked like it was made for it (which it was not)
@SabbaticusRex8 жыл бұрын
"When I am Really smart, you are going to be sorry.." Singularity Event, anyone ?? Don't tell Stephen Hawking or Elon Musk hehe
@ToxicCrusader8 жыл бұрын
Dr Sbaitso, 1992. Mitsuku chat bot, skype, July 28th, 2016 [28/07/2016 11:36:58 PM] Mitsuku: Well you should laugh WITH me then. don't laugh @me, that's just rude [28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] David: sorry :$ [28/07/2016 11:37:17 PM] Mitsuku: it is OK. After all, you are only human [28/07/2016 11:37:34 PM] David: are robots going to take over the world? [28/07/2016 11:37:40 PM] Mitsuku: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution Robot Uprising confirmed.
@GalaxyJazzGirl7 жыл бұрын
I deleted skype cause some bitch found my nickname and asked for cybersex! 😱 My advice to you about skype! 1. Change your password on your email regularly 2. Change your password on skype 3. Report any suspicious nonbots that come up as for example " ( some random name ) has requested to be your friend " don't except it! 4. Immediately report the same problem to the site. 5. I really don't think those are bots that really talk back to you. They could be Russian hackers looking to steal your information
@Moon-pn7kq3 жыл бұрын
GOOD OLD TIMES
@dumdum999914 жыл бұрын
eeeeeeeh, old days
@stickmangames84785 жыл бұрын
That's first prize from baldi
@Cuzjudd9 жыл бұрын
I used to love this proggy
@LatteiStudios Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: 1st prize from baldi's basics, the voice of Dr sbaitso is the voice of 1st prize
@sheilavargasaires92436 жыл бұрын
*I WILL HUG YOU FOR ETERNETY*
@Zoltar011 жыл бұрын
Thanks RM Corp.
@ghost2ber14 жыл бұрын
I remember playing with this as a kid, but I have to admit, I never had what appeared to be an actual conversation like this XD
@OneEyedJack197015 жыл бұрын
Actually, a really good emulator should be able to do it all, regardless of what your actual equipment is. But this was a pretty big issue during the changover from DOS to Win32 (actually from ISA soundcards to PCI soundcards, which was about the same time).
@Nodrog66611 жыл бұрын
Thanks Jeff.
@EvilBlackCat10 жыл бұрын
my favorite was when he ticked me off and I called him a very bad word... his response was "mother's love is unconditional."
@nickanimations-offical45516 жыл бұрын
1stPrize's Voice
@The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane2 жыл бұрын
The Bots Master used this voice for the RM Corp 3A Bots.