when I heard oxygen and magnesium were hooking up I was like [o] [mg]
@spacecoremusic49947 жыл бұрын
Tysen Fudge Absolutely hilarious we have a winner
@tobbenjees9417 жыл бұрын
Tysen Fudge change "O" to big and "M" to big asswell
@veganwater3817 жыл бұрын
Tysen Fudge | Haha! Nerd jokes Argon Etherium the best!
@TheFurry7 жыл бұрын
Na
@idontbelieveinpenises19527 жыл бұрын
Tysen Fudge Glad I passed Grade 8 Science so I actually get that joke.
@Uhreg7 жыл бұрын
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
@pepsiipep78427 жыл бұрын
Cruel... xD
@erikbeadow80657 жыл бұрын
You know the guy who invented the door knocker? He won the no-bell prize
@arifhossain97517 жыл бұрын
Erik Beadow good one. classic.
@arifhossain97517 жыл бұрын
Erik Beadow a lonely photon decided to stay at a hotel. the bell-boy asked "may i carry your luggage". he said " no. im travelling light" #physicsjokes
@mrshamaki7 жыл бұрын
Arif Hossain yeah but a good one x)
@tobbenjees9417 жыл бұрын
Erik Beadow kinda old but still works
@TheeRat_King7 жыл бұрын
I hone you like my joke A man and a small child walk into a deep dark forest. "Dad," the child says. "I'm scared." "You're scared?" the man scoffs. "I've got to walk back this way on my own!"
@TheeRat_King7 жыл бұрын
If you like that one you'll like this one Dark humor is like food not every one gets it
@TheeRat_King7 жыл бұрын
Sorry if I offended someone
@TheeRat_King7 жыл бұрын
Here's one more So I walking on the road with my girl friend and a bear popped out of the woods luckily I had my 9mm pistol one shot to my girlfriends kneecap and I could walk away peacefully
@arifhossain97517 жыл бұрын
SKULLFACE why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the "OTHER SIDE". (i mean death)
@kingdian77 жыл бұрын
that's so dark
@brodypullishy9327 жыл бұрын
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Irish cop's expense! Irish cop says, "License and registration, please." London Lawyer says, "What for?" Irish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign." London Lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming." Irish cop says, "Ye still didnae come to a complete stop. License and registration, please" London Lawyer says, "What's the difference?" Irish cop says, "The difference is, ye huvte come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" London Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket." Irish cop says, "Sounds fair. Exit your vehicle, sir." The London Lawyer exits his vehicle. The Irish cop takes out his baton and starts beating the living crap out of the lawyer and says, "Daeye want me to stop or just slow down?
@arifhossain97517 жыл бұрын
Brody Pullishy i got one. how many cops does it take to fix a light bulb? none. the beat up the room for being black.
@brodypullishy9327 жыл бұрын
Arif Hossain Ah, it's like being on /r/jokes all over again.
@raspberry_picker3957 жыл бұрын
Brody Pullishy i hope he reads this
@tobbenjees9417 жыл бұрын
Brody Pullishy brosys reply was better in my opinion..
Chrome Freddy why do skeletons hate wind? it blows right through them.
@michelebarton77307 жыл бұрын
Arif Hossain good one
@seigeengine7 жыл бұрын
Why don't vampires dine at steakhouses? It's bad for their heart.
@CP-bb3wy7 жыл бұрын
My friend thinks he's smart. He said that an onion is the only food that makes you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.
@jamesshabizz86377 жыл бұрын
The13thEagle thats a winner
@MxAriDuck7 жыл бұрын
ur friend~~~>😃 you😑 your friend😭🍪~~👋👺you
@Crouching_Oni7 жыл бұрын
Dreagast this is the joke for the new duplicate "what happened to the guy who lost his left arm and left leg?" "He's all RIGHT"
@oszkar14677 жыл бұрын
ba dumm tssss
@sirlikeasir78367 жыл бұрын
Thomas Siry "laugh along with 'ha ha ha' on Cartoon Network"
@jaxpro6117 жыл бұрын
cancer
@samuelsoetratma44157 жыл бұрын
Thomas Siry are you all, all right? NO you are all, all left!
@hatdogatpuso7 жыл бұрын
Am i the only asian here
@kadinbob74797 жыл бұрын
Do you want to hear a joke....... Titanic, oh sorry that was a bad icebreaker Just a bit dark
@bruh76587 жыл бұрын
Schrodinger’s cat walks into a bar. And doesn’t. I'll see myself out.
@spookydabloob347 жыл бұрын
Bruh amazing
@lordpotato83777 жыл бұрын
Bruh a lot of people won't get this joke, but I applaud you, good sir.
@bruh76587 жыл бұрын
I hope that one day all people on earth will be able to appreciate a pun such as this.
@vincentlam57467 жыл бұрын
Quantum mechanics haha
@navyotter61437 жыл бұрын
Thanks a lot Draegast! Amazing to be in there :)
@ronex80957 жыл бұрын
Draeg,you have to hide the cables and the water pipes,these stuff will lower the decor,and to do that you have to build them inside the walls,also you have to unlock the water flitration.
@PaSkull7 жыл бұрын
The best joke? That's not fair, Draegast. I'm German and Germans don't have humor.
@zfrenks43837 жыл бұрын
probably the best one so far
@wolf_charmer1107 жыл бұрын
TRIGGERED
@proxy10357 жыл бұрын
We Germans have Humor, but it is a Bit Different.
@ViktorKN027 жыл бұрын
ohhhhhhh
@kaksspl7 жыл бұрын
Germans have the best humour. They created most of the Jew jokes after all.
@raysadofficial7 жыл бұрын
What say a ghost to another ghost? That's the spirit!
@serbanandrei76247 жыл бұрын
+Ray Sad nice one XD
@retrx42367 жыл бұрын
:))
@rileyblair72737 жыл бұрын
you should name a duplicate riley because he has basic intelligence and won't be suicidal for resources
@burmesebeef7 жыл бұрын
Drinking Game: 1) watch any Draegast video 2) take a shot when he says "obviously" good luck, i'll pray for your liver
@Sir_Steven7 жыл бұрын
works perfectly with "actually" too
@XpythonX-ne8vb7 жыл бұрын
burmesebeef ill be dead after a 1 minute video 😂😂😂😂
@SangerZonvolt7 жыл бұрын
Bonus shot if he misses something totally obvious.
@joe125ful7 жыл бұрын
Agreed,i barely stay on legs..
@magnusnope7167 жыл бұрын
and "as well"
@teskz6657 жыл бұрын
My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish I started yelling “You don’t have enough badges to control me!
@dianegoethals4787 жыл бұрын
RareDev good one
@Xixaooolittleshark7 жыл бұрын
You could have just repair the leak by putting a Tile block there and then mop the contaminated water that came in. Also the Super Computer is for intermediate research which you arent using right now, and the other research station is for novice research. You can make them research it until its done by clicking on the arrows to repeatly research it. Also please stop saying "oh they wont build this" or "why are they not sweeping the place?" because they do what they are meant to do, so if you want something to be done you have to prioritize things. To prioritize sweeping just put the storage boxes on a prioritazion of 7 or 8.
@OdinJS7 жыл бұрын
I have a few jokes for ya. "I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. " "My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad, finally I had to take his bike away. Your welcome :)
@OdinJS7 жыл бұрын
dammit lol
@jackmartin1567 жыл бұрын
Hey Draegast... I would, love, to eat your "mush bars"
@Stinger-vj1ge7 жыл бұрын
just no stop now
@shanecei78607 жыл бұрын
A man told his friend ten puns in an attempt to make him laugh. Unfortunately, No pun in ten did.
@harrycrab16777 жыл бұрын
that's so funny I forgot to laugh
@ivystar28237 жыл бұрын
no pun intended tho
@kylemcintosh88747 жыл бұрын
My Joke: So... if "pro" is the opposite of "con," what's the opposite of "progress?"
@damidgetutubes17717 жыл бұрын
The Dankest Meme. Congress!
@zachantes11617 жыл бұрын
The Dankest Meme That was bad...
@lordpotato83777 жыл бұрын
The Dankest Meme good shit, mate.
@arifhossain97517 жыл бұрын
The Dankest Meme dark af.
@raspberry_picker3957 жыл бұрын
mazing
@necrokind7 жыл бұрын
joke for duplicate " Hey do you why the airs contaminated here?" "yea drae gassed it "
@addisonwoods93677 жыл бұрын
Confucius say: woman who cooks carrots and peas in same pot not sanitary (it works better if you say it out loud)
@raspberry_picker3957 жыл бұрын
Matthew Carlson this is like sex i dont get it
@thelegendaryspoon13377 жыл бұрын
Professional Spooner. I can eat very fast and I can unclog the toilet easily.
@GatorGaming7 жыл бұрын
hi how are you? I'm fine just watching THE BEST KZbinR EVER!!
@Felchii7 жыл бұрын
GatorGaming lol
@babaganoush92377 жыл бұрын
GatorGaming waaaaaaaat!!!!!!!
@skylandgaming8267 жыл бұрын
GatorGaming 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
@luk4aaaa7 жыл бұрын
GatorGaming That was a good joke Jk
@reecereecej10jackson957 жыл бұрын
what's brown and sticky a stick
@eenbeenmaster83367 жыл бұрын
6:23 When your sick of Ctop coming over.The way Drae handles the problem.
@solis_void7 жыл бұрын
drea this game is super simular to a game called rimworld and if you like this you might like rimworld
@pieguy69925 жыл бұрын
One time I was playing ONI on my colony. It was something like cycle 40, everything was looking good, my base was becoming self-sufficient; then, I realized too late that my water reservoir had become extremely unstable. With seconds to spare, I managed to build a wall to block off the flood. Just as the last piece fell into place, the load-bearing piece of sandstone gave way, and basically an entire lake flooded the small area it could. I ended up reinforcing the wall later on and moving around my setup to take advantage of the water. Untrue story, I made this entire thing up. Hope you enjoyed reading.
@roryhazlett78857 жыл бұрын
What is red and is bad for your teeth? A brick Badum Chhhh!
@undeadmay72377 жыл бұрын
drea ive only been watching you about a year now but you have very quickly grown to be my favorite youtuber
@marionettethepuppet89457 жыл бұрын
when does the astronouts eat? at LAUNCH time ;D
@sulthanfatah78027 жыл бұрын
Everytime drae does a survival game and something goes wrong his brain sends him options such as; -pauses game -doesnt know what to do -panic -cram -hide
@rhetttherhett7 жыл бұрын
Here's a joke... Oxygen asked Nitrogen out on a date, She said NO! Hahahahaha please name me after a character
@spookydabloob347 жыл бұрын
Rhett Allen AHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
@spacecoremusic49947 жыл бұрын
Rhett Allen ha ha ha ha
@skalesov93247 жыл бұрын
What do you call a dead cow? -Ground Beef BONUS What do you call a Pig that knows karate? -A PORKCHOP
@kamododragon21567 жыл бұрын
whats the difference between a Jewish boy and a boy scout. the boy scout comes home from camp
@growlstudios27017 жыл бұрын
Nothing, they both make smoke. Dark humor is great.
@growlstudios27017 жыл бұрын
Get it, the boy scout makes fires, the jewish boy IS smoke...
@DustZMann7 жыл бұрын
get otter here you putting us all in otter disbelief that you would pick us otter the water
@gavysambo22727 жыл бұрын
how do you make a tissue dance. you put a little boogie in it.
@VoidAsmodeus7 жыл бұрын
this game is like fungus it grows on you but it makes you a complete servant which is very tedious
@soundracoon24587 жыл бұрын
That cot got cotaminated
@XpythonX-ne8vb7 жыл бұрын
Elvis Ševčuks budum chh
@CoperGaban7 жыл бұрын
Elvis Ševčuks why
@JulTeb7 жыл бұрын
Next time, remember you can build a pneumatic door made exactly for this kind of situations. To find it, simple: it's the thing right under the button for the tiles you were building. Same menu, except it's the good solution.
@simongorke82257 жыл бұрын
whats the difference between a fish and a piano? you can't tuna fish!!! >:-)
@lenyshrektdoggo95647 жыл бұрын
Windy Lizerd not classic I've heard that every where XD
@simongorke82257 жыл бұрын
LenyShrekt doggo dont judge me
@Bonkers_P7 жыл бұрын
Windy Lizerd that my friend is cheesy (σˋ▽ˊ)σ
@hatdogatpuso7 жыл бұрын
I dont get it and im asian
@suturangeuduude54687 жыл бұрын
Net Phant you can't Tuna (tune a) fish
@mrmunchkin21817 жыл бұрын
The sleeping quarters were pretty GASTED. Great series by the way!
@dantastikgaming64467 жыл бұрын
more more plz make more
@d.o.f.t.15787 жыл бұрын
Dantastik gaming I just cut my thumb with an exacto knife
@CasanisPlays7 жыл бұрын
I thought the joke idea was a good one until I read some of the comments. Game looks amazing though. thanks for introducing me to it!
@matthewfindlay62757 жыл бұрын
Legend says if you say dreagast 3 times if your early he will comment back Dreagast dreagast dreagast lets hope its true...
@Kikolyu7 жыл бұрын
theyre all spelled wrong, it's drae not drea
@crackedemerald49307 жыл бұрын
you said it four times
@lordpotato83777 жыл бұрын
Unorthodox Potatoes that's probably why it didn't work
@Kikolyu7 жыл бұрын
oh hey bro
@crackedemerald49307 жыл бұрын
POTATOES EVERYWHERE
@jacobpreece22767 жыл бұрын
two scientists walk into a bar, the first one asks the bartender for some H2O and the second one asks for H2O too. the second one dies.
@joof82457 жыл бұрын
A joke? Ummmm.... Oh! My life is a joke! Is that funny?
@oszkar14677 жыл бұрын
I think yes and my life is a joke too
@mr.woooshyourjokes30467 жыл бұрын
ICan'tThinkOfAName best name ever
@guotyr25027 жыл бұрын
Please keep playing this game, it's so fascinating
@rng-_-silver15357 жыл бұрын
what do u call a rat.... A RAT
@XpythonX-ne8vb7 жыл бұрын
The Apple Gaming lol
@someonerandom99397 жыл бұрын
capt. james T. ctop always puts the benefit of the colony before his life
@spacekat5397 жыл бұрын
What do you call a stolen Xbox An "EX BOX" Is that good enough ;3
@raspberry_picker3957 жыл бұрын
LostWords dude i lost my words
@spacekat5397 жыл бұрын
berac_malina39 m'kay ;3
@jakeschollenberg93767 жыл бұрын
So theres two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "Hey, is it getting warm in here?" The other muffin looked over and said "AHHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!!"
@winterwaffle25717 жыл бұрын
Not sure if this is a joke but "If I wanted to kill myself I would climb to your ego and jump down to your IQ"
@winterwaffle25717 жыл бұрын
Does it count?
@jamesshabizz86377 жыл бұрын
Winter Waifu yes
@CoperGaban7 жыл бұрын
Winter Waifu sadly it does
@chihuahuaankle27677 жыл бұрын
take a shot whenever draegast screams or says okay
@redtheviking357 жыл бұрын
Here are 10 facts about you. Fact.1 you are reading this. Fact.2 you can't say letter m, without your lips. Fact.3 you just tried. Fact.4 your smiling. Fact.6 your smiling or laughing. Fact.7 you didn't notice I missed Fact 5. Fact.8 you checked. Fact.9 your smiling. Fact.10 you look good
@redtheviking357 жыл бұрын
That is for the dupicant and for the name plz put Eric
@erikho69367 жыл бұрын
Radical Man sup
@callumw26497 жыл бұрын
Radical Man no you didn't trick me so what do I get
@XpythonX-ne8vb7 жыл бұрын
Radical Man fuck u 😂😂😂😂 thats a good one
@BP2BassBoost7 жыл бұрын
awesome man! u totally got me there
@DrDumplingMD7 жыл бұрын
this one has got me hooked! thought i will watch for 10mins, but ended up watching all 3 episodes! wow. seriously drae, Do you want us to be so competitive.. i thought you were little more chill.. besiege competition, giveaway, jokes... phew
@magnusfolke80917 жыл бұрын
Oh boi im early
@arifhossain97517 жыл бұрын
magnus folke oh shit. waddup.
@nemesiswh71567 жыл бұрын
The early bird gets the worm, but the late worm gets to live.
@Ky-Nas7 жыл бұрын
I've got THE BEST joke... "Ctop is filled with determination.... ....and toxification."
@thekingshake74857 жыл бұрын
Jeff was playing with his friends one day and then he did walk in to his Mom and ask can little girls get kids and she did say No he did walk out again and sad to his friends Its ok we can keep on playing
@DieGebruederSmash7 жыл бұрын
Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair
@fireborn40227 жыл бұрын
drae you just mined oxygenite!! omfg drea you just got rid of the best ore it cant even be replaced!
@sporkreviewer73177 жыл бұрын
I gotta make sure all the sporks are up to code.
@JoseSanchez-wi8wd7 жыл бұрын
I love farming I even do it sometimes with my dad! I gather seeds and then store them
@GameBanditPc7 жыл бұрын
In New York City 2003 Thursday August 14th there was a power outage.That night citizens reported seeing strange lights in the sky, nearly half of the city called the police claiming to se UFOs.That night an EMERGENCY broadcast went on TV telling the citizens of the city that they where just stars...
@dr.caboosejuicem.d.81607 жыл бұрын
i will ensure your duplicates have a heathly colon as a proctologist
@curph3y5007 жыл бұрын
Joke Me: knock knock You: who's there Me: cows go You: cows Go who Me: no silly cows go moo 🐮🐮🐮🐮
@berkutcy477 жыл бұрын
"knock knock" "who's there?" "dan" "Dan who?" Dan then broke into tears for his grandmother's dementia has gotten worse.
@althealligator14677 жыл бұрын
IMAGINE ONI AND WNGD MIXED TOGETHER TO FORM ONE GAME!!! THAT'D BE SOOO AWESOME!!!
@Kodygreen10k7 жыл бұрын
What's blue and smells like red paint??? Blue Paint... hahah Love your stuff Drae!
@hashtagrex7 жыл бұрын
and by mistakes, you mean nearly killing your best buddy Ctop in a horrible contaminated water leakage
@partlyfire7 жыл бұрын
A guy walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. He says to the bartender "I would like one drink please and one for the road!"
@Bonkers_P7 жыл бұрын
knock knock "Who's there?" "Little old lady." "Little old lady who?" I didn't know you could yodel! lol
@veganwater3817 жыл бұрын
-A guy walks into a Bar with a peice of asphalt under is arm, he shouts:- "A Beer pleas! and one for the road!"
@jasongignac81267 жыл бұрын
dragast what i am about to tell you is important 1:you can infinit craft by presing the two arrows next to the boton you clic to craft 2:the super computer is for the 2nd and 3rd line of reserche
@roosternugget694207 жыл бұрын
The battery went out in my flashlight the other day, I was delighted
@SlyphYT7 жыл бұрын
lmao the way Draegast says Decor sounds like he's saying Dcore gg
@iamgod48377 жыл бұрын
What's a joke is how short these videos are make them longer loving this game
@alfiehellier93477 жыл бұрын
One of the research stations does basic research, the super computer does complex research. You need both to unlock some things.
@360noScoop7 жыл бұрын
okey okey this one is great: A dude is in a restaurant and orders some soup. After some time the waiter sees that the Guy has not even tryed the soup so he walks to the soupdude and asks: "Hello Sir is there something wrong with your soup?" The soupdude looks at him ans sais: "hmm I dont know maybe you should try this soup." The waiter looks at the soup: "why? what is wrong with it?" the the soupdude starts to become angry: "Just try it ok?" the waiter asks: "okey.. w-where is the spoon?" and the soupdude stands up: "exactly! where is the spoon?" and walks outside
@FBIIlIlIlIIlIl7 жыл бұрын
When you're praying for the leak to spread and ruin drae's base
@anu-uu8mn7 жыл бұрын
U know what's the movie about a ginger shaving his head called? "Deceive the destiny" call my guy Imaqtie
@alikat12557 жыл бұрын
love this series almost as much as i love draegast! 😄
@gopnikusprime28557 жыл бұрын
That moment when you realised you forgot to flush the toilet,and all the "contaminated water" starts attacjing back
@WarIsHellYT7 жыл бұрын
Of course it starts a leak when you tell them to dig the thin wall. You put tiles under it so they start to dig the wall away!
@josephfarrell39337 жыл бұрын
new duplicant arrives and gets a tour.he's shown the super computer and a load of other advanced things.duplicant gets assigned job of running in hamster wheel.Called it the most important job.
@LinKonSpelar7 жыл бұрын
The fact that you made a character named Ctop and proceeded to attempt to gas him seems pretty funny to me
@octagonaljet01387 жыл бұрын
draegast you make me laugh and every time I get on you tube I see what you put on and I will watch it
@biggaminggamer26567 жыл бұрын
Three guys stranded on a desert island find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy says: ‘I’m lonely. I wish my friends were back here
@CP-bb3wy7 жыл бұрын
Math teacher: If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other what do I have? Student: A drinking problem.
@shaneosomthing53187 жыл бұрын
three guys walk into a bar you would think the third guy would of ducked
@Trivonious7 жыл бұрын
Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: “I really don’t get how he can feed himself with that thing!”
@lightswitchy7 жыл бұрын
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel on your pants." The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It's driving me nuts."
@Nikolas_conk7 жыл бұрын
I'll do algebra, I'll put up with calculus, I'll even push through trigonometry. But graphing is where I draw the line!!
@noahp5557 жыл бұрын
Dreagast, please do more of this game I love it :D
@alecclavet20577 жыл бұрын
Do you Know What Is worst than finding a worm in your meal? Finding a half worm in your meal;)
@calitotos48527 жыл бұрын
best joke ever: There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
@FrostyTheMoon7 жыл бұрын
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark's teeth? A slow swimmer.