Dragon Age Inquisition - Jerk Inquisitor

[@RashidMBey]

Jerk Inquisitor is singlehandedly giving Solas the motivation he needs to go through with DA4. lmao

[@snappycenter7863]

Solas will probably blow up the world just to kill this guy.

[@gipsymelody1268]

@@snappycenter7863 excatly! I not finished the 3. (I am after wicked quest) but still i am with very goodship with solas even the inqu. Show the best side of humanity Well i hope there is will be a good cliffhanger or ending /reason about this because in writer side it is very good (i mean the characters is more complex there is no always Pure hero and Pure evil)

[@gipsymelody1268]

Also maybe it is just mean it is the canon inquisitor 😂😂😅

[@kiaraagomez.cantres]

@@gipsymelody1268 Xd the inquisitor is something else

[@Dark_Voice]

Now imagine what Solas would think if he saw "Hero" of Feralden that slaughters the dalish with the warewolves, lets entire Redcliffe village die because there are more pressing matters, agrees that all mages need to be killed in order to bring peace to the circle while siding with Branka and taking away souls from Dwarfs.

[@MonarchMKUltra]

You can take the dwarf out of the carta, but you can't take the carta out of the dwarf.

[@chaoton]

-Thug- Carta Life

[@ChristophelusPulps]

He didn't choose the carta life.

[@pedroneves194]

Hahaha

[@kayrolima4272]

Carta 4 Life

[@spiderz5145]

Grand Theft Carta.

[@cassandra9581]

I want him as a companion.

[@Yummibear7]

Hopefully in dragon age 4 they'll put a romancable dwarf in it.

[@melrakan]

I want him as a companion just so I can kill him. What an insufferable character this jerk inquisitor is lmao

[@bestkidsk9507]

You can romance gays, lesbians, bisexuals ,qunaries ...but no dwarfs in any of the dragon age games ... Why are not SJW mad about this one ? :D

[@novatanical9285]

Jožko Predkožka Oh trust me, we are.

[@jaybrooks965]

Me too I want a companion who is just the biggest asshole, with no redeeming qualities. No joke...It will make me feel better about myself.

[@crusaderofthelowlands3750]

Blackwall: "Inquisitor?" *Inquisitor runs away with his short stubby legs* Black:wall: "And.... There he goes." Best part.

[@BrawlerDonna]

Wait... Where? XD

[@PlanetLovingMom]

@@BrawlerDonna the very last clip 🤣 It was pretty funny!

[@BrawlerDonna]

@@PlanetLovingMom Oh! Thank you so much! ♥️ XD

[@sydneycarrie7283]

I love when Blackwall does that~ Another reason to just run of the conversation instead of finishing it properly :')

[@RainbowEssence-c3w]

Off into the sunset, bound to ruin more people's day. XD

[@grae2621]

The true hero is the person who picked every asshole dialogue option in the game so that I wouldn’t have to. Pouring one out for you bud

[@MrNoBody198]

Honestly, this is how I would play the game on my first start. Being an asshole in games is more fun than being the good guy, no restraints.

[@ibreathexcellence]

him being a dwarf makes it so much funnier. This tyranical, angry, manlet ruining everyones day, bravo

[@ChitenBugMan]

Man Kev OH LORD, ITS INQUISITOR FARQUAD!

[@sauldownbadman876]

Man Kev using your body as a KZbin profile picture... You're a tool

[@heartoffire8481]

just how is he a tool? lol if you work hard enough so that you look better than everybody, show it off

[@ibreathexcellence]

@Heart Fire thank you :D

[@sauldownbadman876]

Heart Fire Look better than everyone? There's a reason why he's not showing his face lmao

[@Saralalah]

"You stabbed him! In his own shop" Vivienne slightly approves

[@joaogomes9405]

"I did."

[@scp--297]

😂

[@thegreywardenherald8923]

How do you trigger that interaction?

[@fjlsfljsalfkjasdflka]

Brennen Myers I read it happens during Dorian’s romance

[@connorolive5970]

Brennen Myers one of Dorian’s personal quests. once you have enough friendship there’s a messenger who says Dorian was arguing with a merchant over an amulet. go to val royeaux (?) and go to talk to the merchant. not quite sure what you do to stab stab bc my inquis is too nice but like ,, p sure that’s the way u do it

[@luxerya9779]

The last one. xD "Inquisitor." *runs away* "..And...there he goes..."

[@nighthorder6542]

And...there he goes.

[@medallionvaliance5349]

That was way too perfect XD

[@heartoffire8481]

I literally spat out my fking water

[@leooconnor7197]

kills random shopkeeper in cold blood *Vivienne slightly approves*

[@iamnotglenn]

vivienne suffers no fools. she was ready to kill someone for insulting you at her party.

[@englishvampirexx]

Leo O'Connor further evidence vividness is just an asshole

[@farisanwari777]

Didn't Vivienne set up the marquis to confront you? In the ball where you met her, I mean.

[@fizzlock]

@@farisanwari777 Where did you see that?

[@ChronicaErys]

@@fizzlock I don't know about her setting anything up (though o don't doubt it) but she does kill someone at her own party in front of lots of people and no one says anything

[@the_lara_and_Matthew_show]

30 seconds into this video already has more jerk lines than Rook in the entirety of Veilguard

[@sidneyr525]

the funniest part is seeing all the "___ disapproves" after everything he says

[@ma1ist]

The "___ slightly approves" are nice funny surprises in-between also

[@isidorodaviddoro1920]

Yes lmao

[@matteobuccafusco]

@@ma1ist 90% of the times is Sera, classic.

[@nestonboy1]

2:54 😁

[@Skaed]

@@ma1ist absolutely, the approvals are actually the most entertaining :D

[@princesssheogorath1979]

"Watch that this enthusiasm of yours doesn't get you killed." "I wouldn't be the first to die in your service". TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

[@savapavlovic3956]

Fr that was savage

[@ladyren1575]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/bmqzfHWmfNJnmLM

[@ellie7200]

"How does it feel to have the power of an ancient elven goddess flowing through you?" - "I don't feel any different." He's such a troll I'm crying

[@egg_lover7725]

I KNOW

[@SoleNero21]

*being me feels great, like pulling on a warm pair of stockings*

[@soundstoriffic8178]

I SNORTED, THIS SCENE KILLED ME THE MOST

[@_Hamish]

Didn't watch the whole video, scrolled down and read this comment, literally in tears laughing for 2 mins straight.

[@angelajennings1633]

I Died!

[@MerickFox]

“The inquisition will be a force to rival any in Thedas. In my Name” Everyone disapproves

[@MerickFox]

2:53 is where he says it btw

[@stonedrat24]

Watching the whole list of disapprovals is so hilarious.

[@abilawaandamari8366]

This inquisitor is hilarious, I'm sure even the demon of envy is like. "damn this guy is more evil than me"

[@fl1ckr145]

@@abilawaandamari8366Evil HoF : Finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[@pativi6643]

*Everyone GREATLY disapproves XD I do wonder if there is a single person that even slightly approves, the list didn't stop rolling, before it ended

[@frinkanoid]

The Inquisitor really is the glue holding this motley crew together, and it never becomes clearer than when you're actively not doing that.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Yeah the only reason anyone stayed around that asshole was the hand. Without it, he would have been killed already.

[@kidprince8578]

- I'll pay you back, your worship, I promise! - Right...and who are you again? I DIED LAUGHING

[@Thewolfstation24]

xDDDDD

[@scarletangel972]

Damn, man

[@yoopark6965]

Omg i was watching perfect timing

[@UncleJunkyard]

Poor Sutherland

[@RanisAthrys]

I admit I used this answer while playing Ellana Lavellan, I was like: ,,Jeez, do I have to know every single human here?'' lol....

[@NarutoSakuraSasuk100]

I tried playing the asshole Inquisitior, but it physically hurts me to try and pick any of those options

[@lsfaraone]

Same. I've played the game three times and I can't do it. Unless it's Solas. That fade-humper can go fuck his staff

[@Njald]

Have you played Trespasser DLC? You can really snark the shit out of Solas at one point in that.

[@dark-ambition]

" That fade-humper can go fuck his staff" You, sir, win the internet. Bravo.

[@thewitchofsloth]

Exactly...I'M WEAK!!!! Just watching this hurts...Dx

[@kylepessell1350]

As funny as it is to watch this I know that I'd never be able to play like this in any game. I simply can't help but answer like I would in real life. This means that I would be willing to please people and listen to their problems as long as it doesn't make me a pushover or threaten my goals. I can accept the reasoning of this inquisitor because his methods do get results but alienating yourself from those trying to help you will backfire when it really matters. History says that guys like this eventually get stabbed in the back no matter how good they were at their jobs.

[@jconte2343]

Guess he has a "short fuse". He really likes to "cut" to the chase. His ruthlessness can go to great "heights". He has a talent for "sizing up" his enemies. But he's not exactly someone to "look up to". Sometimes he can be a "little short" sighted.

[@shadowofthehitokiri5787]

*Groan*.

[@stabbypandarogue8164]

(Disgusted Noise)

[@Rattrik]

I hate you

[@colin-campbell]

His hatred *dwarfs* his other feelings.

[@ScrilboBaggins]

Lmfao

[@OroborusFMA]

He needs to be a recurring character on Game of Thrones lol.

[@OldManEsteban]

OroborusFMA Phuccboi Dwarf

[@DonnaCPunk]

He already was. You remember what happened to Joffrey. 😂

[@catoverlord1185]

he must replace Tyrone Lanester,!

[@katemccormick9036]

OroborusFMA He takes the Iron Throne, spoiler

[@OroborusFMA]

@@katemccormick9036 A jerky dwarf on the Iron Throne! Kneel before him!

[@RoxyGotMoxy.]

"You deliberately sabotaged my formula. Why?" "You're manipulative and shallow, and I wanted you to fail." Dayum. There is such a thing as being Too honest XD

[@Not-an-Alien]

I always liked Vivienne. I mean I never used her but I liked her sensible attitude, and her mannerisms were funny.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

he said exactly what I felt. Wish there was a renegade interrupt to kill Vivienne off by pushing her off the balcony

[@shyramarrero9349]

@@Not-an-Alien right lol NEVER used her but she was the bae i wish i coulda romanced

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Not when it comes to Vivienne, no. Everything to make her more miserable is a worthy goal.

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

@@DraculaCronqvist which is why there HAS TO b an option to kill off the snobby black bowling ball and annoying elven chav in DA4

[@IFYOUCOULDFLY]

There's something about the way Solas whirls around after being punched that just makes me lose it every fucking time I watch it. He just looks so dramatic.

[@nicoleclee7718]

It's like if you hit your sibling and they give you a look as if to say "I'm telling mom!"

[@scp--297]

@@nicoleclee7718 So true.

[@lifedevice]

Reminds me of that game of thrones scene where Tyrion slaps Joffrey in season 1.

[@SeriousJester251]

@@lifedevice which one? Lol

[@ninethreefivesix]

It's very Mexican telenovela lol

[@MJSpiritual]

The image of a dwarf dancing with the duchess had me in stitches hahaha.

[@Hpollan89]

I didn't even catch that. That's glorious!.

[@brunocobos6646]

Yeah it was like a kid dancing whit is mom

[@SoleNero21]

And then he serves her swift justice

[@freakcount1203]

You mean dancing in her cleavage? My god, I lost my shit when I realized that 😂😂

[@macchiavel]

Here to contemplate of low the Veilguard has fallen, thanks for that edit man; sweet old memories

[@JJDani]

@@macchiavel yea I feel ya seems super disappointing already not gonna lie 😕

[@Jas-hi9nb]

they say shorter people are meaner because they're closer to hell

[@mittenstherealest]

And being a dwarf... make it double!

[@ThatSilentGuy]

Then how about Varric?

[@prismanic24]

Lmao

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

People say a lot of dumb shit.

[@tuikku8645]

@@Fragenzeichenplatte that was a joke.....

[@HippyMetalhead]

"Forgive me. I doubt you came here for a lecture." "I hadn't planned on it, no."

[@toomanylives258]

Poor Cully Wully

[@randomguy6679]

Got em

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Being mean to Cullen of all people is something I’m incapable of

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Unless it’s Origins or DA2 Cullen. Him I can be sorta mean to

[@discountdisco2273]

I like how the duel went. Both guys get rejected and are like "Bro wanna continue playing?" "Oh hell yeah bro I gonna beat you!" "haha as if!"

[@blakechandler167]

I fucking love that guy.

[@sweetea6550]

@@blakechandler167 and who is he?

[@EnclaveColonel]

Duels were duels tp the death. Otranto was dead by the end of the duel

[@iang8032]

.........I ship it :P

[@Gustavo-xw1ml]

@@EnclaveColonel he dies on the funny, very proud of he

[@gsimon123]

Jerk Inquisitor and Jerk Shepard need to have a conversation. It would be legendary.

[@bignigga2238]

gsimon123 universe EXE. Has stopped working

[@scp--297]

Yes.

[@noble5856]

gsimon123 shepard: ... inquisitor: ... shepard: fuck you inquisitor: fuck you too

[@vexjaeger4314]

No! The fabric of space and time can’t take such... such.... power

[@guifire9747]

@@noble5856 I'm pretty much they would go along just well Inquisitor: I'm surrounded by stupid assholes Shepard: I'm the only one around you Inquisitor: What i said Shepard: You prick... i'm might use that one again tho Inquisitor: Be my guest, the level isn't really high even in space huh? Shepard: Coming from a dwarf... Inquisitor: I can punch you in the jewels you know that? Shepard: Don't bother, they are iron-solid *we'll bang okay? flashback* ("if he knew, i was pretty crazy back in the day") Inquisitor: *Hit him anyway* Inquisitor: Shit that hurt, last time i hit a stick it was not that hard, what did you do? Shepard: Punched that journalist before coming, it's my morning routine, you should try it, but whose stick did you punch tho? Inquisitor: Solas Shepard: That bald elf? Hitting the balls is a low blow, i like it Inquisitor: No i didn't, Solas IS the stick Shepard: ... Inquisitor... Shepard/Inquisitor: *Laugh in Cruelty* Shepard: well i still have this weird child and his army of spatial robot to kill, i'll have to go bro Inquisitor: Don't tell me about it, the Inquisition will not spread by itself *Walking away with explosion behind because Rules of Cool*

[@Muzzle1300]

I feel like this inquisitor loves tormenting Blackwall because he’s jealous of his beard.

[@NukeIzka102]

"You stabbed him! In his own shop!" "Yes I did." why am I laughing so hard at this

[@Wendy-zv7jy]

"You stabbed him.. in his own shop?!" "I did" LOL... Your Inquisitor is a total jerk :D

[@AB-ez4rm]

Where and when does this happen?

[@Cantina1227]

@andrew bauer You have to romance Dorian to get that quest.

[@AB-ez4rm]

Ahh ok thanks!

[@moomimi]

Beware of dwarves. I wish Elgar'nan was still alive to push them back to their hideous blighted caves. Let them have their own feuds based from their caste.

[@skyflysky1919]

THIS! ROFLMAO

[@ZoLeuB]

I love how the attitude of the npcs changes according to how you treat them. beautiful game really.

[@doxasophosmoros]

It doesn't change at all.

[@DormantRooster]

Zelda, right? Their dialogue does, but no real impact on the game.

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Dystopia Music Leave it, they're DA:O fanboys, they won't be swayed.

[@MavenFade]

My only issue with this game and the series as a whole is ive never been a fan of its combat. Outside of that, gotta love shit like this

[@MCPunk55]

@Kleptonic She doesn't leave. She finds herself in the bottom of a bottle.

[@EarFarce4]

This Dwarf.I like him.

[@gicicco567]

EarFarce4 Thor proceeds to pick up said dwarf and chuck him through the air🤣

[@EarFarce4]

@@gicicco567Iron Man catches him and both proceed to flip off Thor.

[@candles09]

I'm absolutely fuckcing losing it over his deadpan remarks

[@atheaus3917]

You know you’re doing a good job of the villain route when nearly everything you do causes “Varric/Cole Disapproves” to appear

[@poofyspoofy5695]

"...and i wanted you to fail" lord jesus, help Vivian retrieve her pride!

[@lsfaraone]

The burn was far too intrusive. It may never heal. LOL

[@poofyspoofy5695]

+L Faraone If she ever had feelings, he definitely snatched them away... along with her edges.

[@VashdaCrash]

PoofySpoofy Hey, that was important for her, wasn't it?

[@apollo5251994]

Maybe she should have explained her case instead of having us assume...

[@turkeysub24]

I would do the same to vivienne. Deserves It

[@Alex-vu3dm]

Something about this makes me think this is what would happen if Ron Swanson from Parks and Rec became Inquisitor.

[@allegedcombustion9014]

Alex LoCurto me too

[@MasteringJohn]

Cassandra: "You said you don't believe you're the Herald of Andraste...does that mean you do not believe in the Maker?" Inquisitor Swanson: "I'm a practicing None-of-your-*******-business."

[@jayweinzatl6971]

this is my favorite comment

[@oneshotonehit6731]

Top comment, I'm dying laughing get help XD

[@hannahhobnob20]

Oh my god I'm crying! Best comment ever and so true 😂

[@Sheketo]

This was way more entertaining than it should have been xD

[@lsfaraone]

ikr? I saw this and was like, meh why not? Seeing a douchey angry dwarf inquisitor was just too entertaining to stop XD

[@isidorodaviddoro1920]

Exactly lol

[@vardellsfolly5200]

In the end, he pissed EVERYONE off against him and he fought Corypheus all alone. But not even the ancient magistrate tolerated his rudeness, therefore he left, too, and the world was saved by him being a prick.

[@lindseyde4303]

16:56 *Blackwall:* "Inquisitor?" *RUNS* "And... there he goes..." *LITTLE LEGS RACING AGAINST THE WIND, PUSH FORWARD ANGRY MIDGET TYRANT* I'M CRYING

[@sonic26000]

Mage: "Then may the Dread Wolf take you, fool." **Camera turns to Solas** I died. XD

[@taylorinchains]

Same!

[@cokelane5720]

SPOILERS

[@scp--297]

😂

[@pedroneves194]

@@cokelane5720 hahahaha

[@yoga5631]

Also the fact that he turn away makes it much more hilarious

[@sirdamned9272]

"You're manipulative and shallow, and I wanted you to fail." LMFAO she's trying to save her dying boyfriend.

[@turkeysub24]

She deserves it

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

that was the least Viv deserves, I wanted to tie her up and go hire some Ramsey Bolton type character to go to town on her. Both Vivienne and Arl Howe are just as evil as each other.

[@johnathanrodriguez445]

Vivian is a stuck up bitch

[@ogsavage8467]

Not gonna lie I almost felt bad... But then reality set in how she was an arrogant bitch. 1. She wanted the circles restored without a bar for her fellow mages to receive fair treatment. She could have set a standard. (Circles were beneficial, but didnt have rightsfor mages.) 2. Her experience in the circle was good and she lived in a mansion. She just simply assumed everyone should have her mindset. 3. She was the First Enchanter aka the first mage to get a seat and become respected and still wanted power. She was basically a queen/dictator when it came to mages. She didnt use her political background to really benefit anyone but herself. 🤔🤔 Don't get me wrong I loved her attitude and her poise, but she had some fucked up morals.

[@ogsavage8467]

@Lucas Dias NANI!!!! I have never had a run where I put her as divine!!! I always chose Leliana?? SOOOOOO she actually does a great job as divine and her only negative feedback is her demeanor and poise? I always loved her mannerisms and flair but heavily criticized her position and morals. Thats actuallt refreshing to hear. Also I know she wasnt "In control of all the mages." She is just an important figurehead etc.

[@SledgeHammerGai]

Florianne: "You are a curiosity to many, Inquisitor... and a matter of concern to some." Inquisitor (motorboating the duchess): "blbllblblblblblblblbl"

[@mee091000]

Jason I laughed harder at this comment than anything else in this section. Congrats! LMAO

[@woah3592]

AYY LMAOO

[@toomanylives258]

You deserve more likes good ser

[@Linda-cc2ts]

Commenting this in the hopes it will be bumped up higher in the comments 😂😂😂

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

@AlreadyWon it's a joke, dipshit. Take that stick outta your ass

[@AccioNox]

0:40 He was so polite and posh in saying "Forgive me, I doubt you came here for a lecture." And all he got was, "I hadn't planned on it, no." Why is that so funny to me? I have tears in my eyes from laughing at that.

[@Adanu191]

This isn't being a jerk, this is being pragmatic in the reality of the breach.

[@QuixoticUkulele]

"You're manipulative and shallow and I wanted you to fail." Roflmao!!! 💀😂💀😂💀

[@TheLukaszop]

[NQZATR] o

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

I did too

[@Nejdii]

I like when he's doing a speech at 2:54 and there's a wall of "X Greatly disapproves", I burst out laughing. I like him a lot, I wish he was a companion

[@heartoffire8481]

the inquisition will be a force to rival any other and *rule in my name* >:))) lmfao

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

What is there to like? He's an asshole who doesn't give a fuck about anyone.

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

*[Everyone Disliked That]*

[@Dommie222]

If Morrigan was a companion like in Origins: "Morrigan slighty disapproves."

[@Barumonster]

I... I kind of love him.

[@vanyadolly]

Now THIS is the guy we needed in DAV! 😂

[@GamesCooky]

Glad we picked the right guy to be Inquisitor. Who's idea was it again?

[@gzapray7203]

Leliana and Cassandra, because they didn't want to claim responsibility (Cassandra is technically the leader of the Inquisition, being Justinia's Right Hand) when they should have once things go south so they have a scapegoat for that. I wouldn't blame an Inquisitor being a jackass for that.

[@Ramegon01]

"So you're telling me this because?...." LMAO

[@Samm815]

So much hate inside such a tiny body. Napoleon the 2nd?

[@JJDani]

haha i said the same thing! i think he has napoleon complex XD

[@TheMrromanthx]

Common mistake! Napoleon wasn't short! He was 5'7 which is considered average height especially back in the 18th century. Also the british propaganda machine made him look intentionally smaller.

[@Samm815]

Archangel i know.

[@TheMrromanthx]

Sam Lucas you obviously didn't

[@Samm815]

Archangel so my history teacher who i had an argument with was wrong?

[@Fr0st1989]

Hitting Solas never gets old

[@moomimi]

*Greatly Disapproves*

[@steelbear2063]

Yeah, and he later chopes off your hand

[@sweim1831]

+Олег Егоров i think thats star wars

[@MrChibblez]

Whaaaat? Does he betray you?

[@leubzo1436]

Hope Basden spoiler alert

[@mostar065]

4:53 Inquisitor: "Do you care about anything in the world beyond the fade?" Solas: ah Inquisitor: AH That "Ah". This is killing me OMG hahaha

[@m_yna_st]

I’ve watched this twice now and I can’t stop laughing. This is the companion we all need in DA4

[@BLCJ123]

"Then may the Dread Wolf take you, fool." *pans camera towards Solas*

[@gameover878]

The next scene: punches Solas in the face.

[@YurJaeHuyk]

Solas: " every great war has its heroes , im just curious what kind u will be " inquisitor: " the kind who wins " im lost lol

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Yes, you are.

[@AbdullahSediqi23]

Damn calling Sera out on how she profits from being a Red Jenny instead of doing it for the "greater good" felt very satisfying

[@sergiyradonezhsky634]

true, still 100%better than the rich tits that don't actually do anything about it whilst still filling up their pockets.

[@eln5343]

Sera would have been my fav character if she had a meaningful arc and learned something, but nope, she just sticks to her attitudes and prejudice like the moron she is. It's particularly frustrating if you're playing as an elf. I guess it makes the world more believable to have a character who's just too dumb to change.

[@swordshield3321]

@@eln5343 I have lost so many friends because of this. They were always in a predicament as most people are, I pointed their failures and shortcomings and where they needed to improve, all constructive criticism without any ego behind it. They always would look at me as if I were a demon, and the relationsgip would fizzle out, not returning phone calls, not wanting to hang out, etc. Eventually I would learn that people just love wallowing in misery and general weakness and that thise people are just lower tier than others. The worst offenders are the first ones to say they can "take" the criticism.

[@ravenstrategist1325]

@@swordshield3321 You are better off without them. They were not really your friends.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

@@swordshield3321 If everyone left you then maybe it's you who is the asshole who wallows in misery and weakness. No one can stand a person who constantly complains. Have you ever looked at yourself? Have you taken their criticism? Clearly not. It's all their fault and you have done nothing wrong. To you, they are just too stupid to see your genius.

[@paulmares9815]

11:24 That's almost the exact picture of the bearded chad-meme: "Yes"

[@onoe6007]

2:53 EVERYONE disapproves. No Excepetion. Meanwhile a mean old dwarf talks about how amazingly badass this millitary is going to be, all in his name.

[@ಇLiv]

"are you alright?" "yes i'm fine" "you walked into the fade, lived to tell the tale, and youre fine?" "yes" "well bravo" Im losing my shit here 11:21

[@missmist97]

"Wisdom spirit my ass!" Man I love the Assquisitor :D

[@stefanodegioia1598]

Borbála Czinkos ..."Assquisitor"?.... You won everything.

[@mazzatti8046]

Oh god when he hit Solas, I died. XD

[@lsfaraone]

I love his *gasp* face when you punch him. lol

[@OroborusFMA]

"You're my bitch now, elf-boy."

[@lukeriftwalker1306]

*IKR* LMFAOOO

[@perrocamarada3263]

And then... the dlc lol

[@thelaw6267]

The Virgin Rook vs The Chad Inquisitor.

[@swagdaddy8298]

Rook: *says sorry to Harding or Bellara everytime he discovers how bad it was for the ancient dwarves and elves as if they got anything to do with their ancient counterparts* Inquisitor: *makes everyone dissaprove without any concern or second thought*

[@Agent_Chieftain]

And the Gigachad Warden.

[@vanyadolly]

The Sociopath Purple Hawke

[@TheGhostSem]

Ahahah yes

[@hansofaxalia]

I wish we could see the longterm impact of the herald. The clergy reacting to an elf mage player character is so funny, their religion is having an existential crisis because of you

[@wizzi11able]

"The inquisition will be a force to rival any in Thedas, in my name." Solas Greatly Disapproves Cassandra Greatly Disapproves Blackwall Greatly Disapproves Sera Greatly Disapproves hahahahaha

[@Kamianarchy92]

The actor voice from the dwarf is amazing.

[@BarlytheDwarf]

By far the best in the game.

[@wizzi11able]

Its the same as the human male? lol

[@yang6642]

Wigiloco zambi Default voice for the human and Elf Inquisitor is the British voice, default one for Dwarf and Qunari is this one

[@amberhernandez]

American male (need to check his name) and British female (Alix Wilton-Reagan) are the absolute best for each gender.

[@yang6642]

@@amberhernandez Jon Curry is his name, believe it or not he also provided the voice of Zevran in Dragon Age: Origins and Dragon Age II.

[@surajpatel7465]

"And there he goes" is epic😂😂😂

[@Chillkrokette_]

"You walked into the fade, lived to tell the tale and you're fine?" "Yes" fucking god I'm laughing so hard

[@rebeccachaloux6167]

Chillkrokette that had to be the funniest 😂

[@igorbrasilense2396]

16:38 "Two bros dueling after a break up five feet apart cause they are not gay"

[@gazymerlelug6958]

Best comment here

[@TakedownShoe]

"The inquisition will be a force to rival any in thedas, in my name" *everyone greatly disapproves*

[@anthonymurano4775]

Vivienne: You deliberately sabotaged my formula... Why? Inquisitor: Because you're manipulative and shallow... and I wanted you to fail... You know, he does kinda have a point. Still, I like having Vivienne around because Knight Enchanters are so OP.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Acting in a manipulative way is not the best way to point out the problem of being manipulative. If he wants her to fail then why does he want her around? Why should she stay?

[@sauldownbadman876]

When the dwarf is dancing with that woman Lmao looks so awkward

[@DeoVindice999]

he's looking straight into her "soul"

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

Pretty much anything with a dwarf is hilarious.

[@jazzydragon4498]

I only choose the jerk option if the person who is being directed towards deserves it. Other than that, it's impossible for me to choose the jerk option towards my companions and advisors. Even if it is a video game, I'm still a cowardly/kind person.

[@jazzydragon4498]

Omg the last one! X-D

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

Same 😅

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

@@sneakybastard3556 Why is this coming from someone called "sneakybastard"? 😂

[@gzapray7203]

You're not a coward if you say something to someone who truly deserves it. That's me whether irl or in video game, don't give a damn about the approval system.

[@smoogieboogie1694]

2:52 The fucking list of "x disapproves" on the side of the screen killed me

[@somedwarvenwriter7535]

Dorian: you stabbed him in his own shop! **Vivienne approves**

[@lancsFrogger]

i shoulda been a jerk. i spent the whole time trying to be cool & diplomatic in the hope of getting in cassandra, leliana or morrigans knickers & all i got was an accidental gay affair with dorian

[@turkeysub24]

You would of had to delibaretly flirt with him

[@scp--297]

Lolz.

[@tha1885]

cassandra sex sceneS>>>>

[@olegshtolc7245]

Lol you are a pewd’s nice guy !

[@Villalbacon]

"Accidental". I trust you

[@corialote122]

Awww, so cute that Mr Jerk is apparently very much taken with Josephine! That pout after the duel, hilarious :D

[@SuperhotdogZz]

And it was so brilliant. Bravo The best part of this video

[@UncleAgente]

That's one sexy dwarf

[@jackharper8370]

I’m late to the party, but this video has convinced me to replay inquisition... with a jerk dwarf inquisitor.

[@shadowofthehitokiri5787]

Me also.

[@jellyfish1213]

11:16 Dorian: Are you... alright? Inquisitor: (deadpan) I'm fine Dorian: You walked into the fade, lived to tell the tale... and you're FINE? Inquisitor: (even more deadpan) Yes. Dorian: Well, _bravo_ My favorite one.

[@fablefear]

HES SO FKING SHORT IN THE DANCING SCENE I DIED

[@marcussmith7409]

I love the sarcastic responses in modern rpgs. It's really something you don't see much of in other media beyond some antagonist or an ally to the antagonist getting in a few lines.

[@basedbattledroid3507]

'Let's put him in that thing... What do they call it? A gibbet or something? Chief Movran... You will placed in a Gibbet to serve as an example to... Someone, then probably released.' XD, best sentence I've ever heard in a courtroom.

[@kjen20]

billy Siravo jr oh lordy "community service" followed by a war table mission :)

[@mee091000]

Vegetarian Soylent-Green I did that on my first playthrough. lol I didn't realize it was a bad thing on until my followers disapproved

[@blakechandler167]

@@kjen20 "I also sentence the Box, an End table for orphans."

[@j.vinton4039]

“Do you know what I did?” “I wasn’t there, how should I know?” I’ve always wanted to say that to people.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

Normal, well-adjusted people just say "no, I don't know" or "what happened". You do realize that people can know about an event without being there, right?

[@gzapray7203]

@@Fragenzeichenplatte What? XD

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

@@gzapray7203 Huh? XD

[@Adahleni]

The moment he say Solas “If you have a problem tell me, I don’t have time for your feelings” crackled me 😂

[@PARAMYTAS]

Apparently carta life is this worlds version of thug life.

[@redvintner1094]

Working in customer service, this is basically my internal monologue daily.

[@charlestabing9777]

I don't have the guts to do thiese. Thanks for the upload!

[@Viper3220]

Charles Tabing - I'd do this if I could guarantee that even if they hated me, they wouldn't leave

[@iamthecommentman]

"blackwall is gone" "TRACK HIM DOWN!" 😂😂😂

[@rovena996]

Feel like he'd get along with Sten.

[@christyshultz6443]

Yes probably since Sten and morrigan seem to like your dialogue and the original game if you're a jerk at the time and go around killing people.

[@pbonfanti]

@@christyshultz6443 Yes i remember when i punched the mother and killed the boy, Sten went to pay respects to me later.

[@NoFunney]

"MONTHS? YOU DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME SOONER?" "Has it mattered?" "I dont know"

[@CrustyMuffinsify]

ok i laughed at all of the dialoges and then he was a jerk to cullen and i lost it 😂😂😢😢😢

[@SquiffyMagoo]

IKR! No- one is mean to my Cully- Wully!!

[@EmoBearRights]

I think that's reasonable - at the end of the day however much of a jerk you to most of your companions they will be ok in their own ways they're strong people with a strong sense of their own destiny and things - Blackwall and Cullen are fragile and in a way so is Leilana certainly her soul is so the decisions that affect them are all the more heart-rendering because of it. You may get to punch Solas and Dorian in the face but you can destroy Cullen, Blackwall and destroy what's good about Leilana and let her because a person that is the worst side of herself and spoilers ahead you can teach the Iron Bull the wrong things too with some pretty horrible consequences.

[@CrackerXZ]

"You're manipulative and shallow and I wanted you to fail". Have to use that on someone! :D

[@DiggityDawgDiggity]

I feel like this inquisitor feels a lot more real rather than the lovey dovey lets all be friends inquisitors I usually see

[@_Hamish]

Exactly. Same with redditors and actual people.

[@_Hamish]

@AlreadyWon I agree, that's why i made the comment calling redditors fake people.

[@Fragenzeichenplatte]

If being a huge asshole to everyone feels more real then that says a lot about you as a person. And it's not good. It's also self-destructive. Being a jerk is not a good strategy if you want to keep people motivated. How exactly will you expect people to fight the enemy when everyone hates your guts?

[@dirtydan9153]

@@Fragenzeichenplatte It doesn't matter if they're a jerk or not cause the Inquisitor is irreplaceable and their only hope of saving the world. They need to help Inquisitor or they all die. That is all the motivation they need to fight. They're fighting the enemy regardless if they like Inquisitor or not as a person, they can still respect them as a leader cause Inquisitor is fighting alongside the people and saving them. An asshole who saves lives is better than an asshole who tryna destroy the world. Sometimes heroes aren't morally righteous social butterflies. That is what OP meant by being "real", as in a flawed person. Sometimes even heroes who do the right thing and are nice can still be hated by lots of people because they disagree. Can't please everyone no matter what Inquisitor doed. The Inquisitor is always a jerk in someones eyes.

[@bonitobonita9263]

@@Fragenzeichenplatteit feels real not because the OP would do act like a jerk in realty, but this is how the big slice of people with power acts. Majority of powerful people like powerful politicians act like this, right?

[@Alliniska]

I love him being confused at Cullen winning the game he cheated in

[@lordfreiza6548]

I cant believe i came back to this video in 2019 jerk dwarf inquisitor never gets old

[@Dubious_Kieran]

this games feels much bigger when playing as a dwarf

[@houseofbehr9983]

I humbly wish for a companion exactly like this in dragon age 4

[@caro666]

The editing is flawless xD I cant stop laughing!

[@渚カヲル-u8x]

A handsome dwarf and epic voice acting! Love it!

[@saraheren2503]

Ohhhh Sera's little sad face when the inquisitor was so mean to her!! :c The one liners from the Jerk Inquisitor are kinda epic lol