Dragon Age but Mostly Memes

[@Pongsifu]

Since YT loves to introduce new video guidelines and then retroactively strike old videos that break the new rules, this needed to be re-uploaded. Several other vids got hit as well but I'm just re-uploading the most recent one.

[@axellenhart7890]

Man what a piece of shit youtube ia becoming

[@RauschenPauli]

sounds like youtube.

[@XXmetalbastionXX]

I've been going through your old videos recently. Sad to see them removed

[@makotoyuki9498]

Sounds like a pain in the ass, hopefully it doesn’t happen again!

[@imnotsarcastic4085]

what did youtube change?

[@Atomprofessor]

If Zevran likes you he will not only not betray you he will help you fight the antivian crows!

[@WynneL]

And Nathaniel totally gets over the whole dead evil dad thing. I find it way easier to not kill someone who only thought about killing me, rather than someone who tried really hard in a big gang of others for money. I love Zev, don't get me wrong, but every time I have to do some mental twisting to take him along. Nathaniel, on the other hand, is a total bro. He never would've left Pong hanging. Whereas Pong, uh... 😂

[@LyllianaofMirrah]

the hand glitch still present til this day lmfao

[@gamerguy19981]

The few times I've encountered it, I always think of this video. "Someone, please hug me" 😂

[@redgarlicbred6228]

I've rewatched the original an unhealthy amount of times, I'll gladly rewatch this a couple more

[@thatgrimdude1453]

What's "the original"?

[@RebelNutts-gg1xf]

The first part of the game ​@@thatgrimdude1453

[@Baraz_Red]

The Blighted Children is a longer series of tiny quests from that spot in the inn, like a running joke but with an interesting ending. You can do them pretty fast in town and worth the giggles.

[@charnel8435]

I kind of missed it but are there actually orphans or are 2 drunks trying to take advantage of me?

[@Baraz_Red]

@@charnel8435 They could be drunk orphans? I prefer not to answer, but you can check the fandom wiki if you want to read that story.

[@hey__jayjay]

Literally my favorite youtuber. I smile immediately when I see a new Pongsifu upload, even if it's a re upload. Thank you for doing what you do and being so funny.

[@MDOC321]

I find it amazing how KZbin loves to make the life of their creators worse each day... Thanks for uploading again! Your content it's always welcomed to be binged again :D

[@CarryPotter007]

my guy the more kids are likely to watch yt the more yt has a chance of getting stonks

[@avaluggglazer445]

@@CarryPotter007 Funny you say that since kids watching KZbin made them lose 170 million dollars in 2020

[@hop-skip-ouch8798]

@@avaluggglazer445 How so?

[@Baraz_Red]

Your edit adding the white container was freaken great ! Impressed.

[@ichigokage]

Sipping from such a cursed vessel would leave anyone Blighted.

[@zolazar6928]

You know, I've haven't played most of the games that are on your channel, so every time you add some audio to make a scene funnier I sometimes can't tell if it's actually part of the game or not, and I honestly prefer it that way XD

[@Hallalemon]

I am in the same boat. Some of his edits I legit can't tell if they are edits or not.

[@Shadowhunterbg]

Lmao that Goblin Slayer thumbnail. Tbh Goblins are angels compared to what the Darkspawn do to ladies they get their hands on. I really wished that we got a special dialogue from Leliana, Wynn or Morrigan after we found out about Broodmothers. Them being silent about it was kinda iffy.

[@Blackemperess]

Problem is, Bioware bitched out by retroactively sweeping the broodmothers under the rug and how they are made after the first game.

[@ChrisDeebo]

The games have gotten progressively less dark since Origins sadly, based on what I've seen from Absolution everyone will apparently be either broody,quirky, and only homosexual in DA Dreadwolf

[@aspectofdecay007]

@@ChrisDeebo absolution?

[@excaliburv4332]

@@aspectofdecay007 A DA show on Netflix.

[@TheVincenzoGaming]

@@ChrisDeebo that was already the case in Inquisition, it'll only get more prevalent in Dragon Age 4

[@dragonsheen3049]

dragon age is peak comedy. would love to see your humor with inquisition. that game is goofy as hell.

[@CoopHawke]

Unfortunately it's boring as hell though

[@spahghettiboi4150]

this video was so good, i'll gladly rewatch it

[@breakfastatepiphanies]

How did you know I'd been on a dragon age kick lately sifu? KZbin taking the old one down and you reuploading it is the best Christmas present ever!!

[@privateuser3726]

10:09 Wardens actually need archdemon blood aswell, since his purpose is to stop blights waking up archdemons for their blood would be counter-intuitive

[@radonstone]

Yeah, I can watch this again for sure.

[@gelenamurena]

thanks for re-uploading, your content is a pure gold!

[@WorldGoods]

All my homies hate the fade

[@Sotergarm]

Hate the Fade, but love the free stat boosts

[@WynneL]

@@Sotergarm That's what I'm talking about. YES GAME, BRIBE ME FOR MY SUFFERING

[@sangelititan1171]

Insanity that this had to be re-uploaded. One of these days KZbin's gonna run out of feet to shoot.

[@regisatlas]

''Arl Howe in a fucking wig'' bruh lmaoo

[@lagaul5124]

I'm laughing way to hard for this. Just when I think the joke is over, BAM!!! its back.

[@kyle857]

Howe didn't try to kill you. His redemption is actually really good.

[@DaLiJeIOvoImeZauzeto]

He must be the kind of guy who destroys Andraste's urn. *smh*

[@Erreul]

He's a Howe, he can redeem himself by getting me to pay the local Cordier that made money off the sale.

[@renatlottiepilled]

Yeah whatever man I'll still be watching it like 4 times in a loop as I do always, thank you Pongsifu ily

[@privateuser3726]

1:13 jesus christ I didn't even think of that what happens if you kill him in the expansion

[@EwiwasSmile]

He shows up in the second game regardless as if you never killed him. Kinda lame imo.

[@samwich9242]

Shame you missed nathaniel, he's unironically the companion with the highest dps in origins. In my playthrough i was roleplaying as a lawful neutral mage so i executed anders but kept nathaniel

[@privateuser3726]

7:58 that was actually meant for the companion you meet literally right after you sold it. It's so she can write new dalish myths

[@MortSalazar]

Architect couldn't replicate grey wardens easily He'd needs archdemon blood for that And you kinda killed the last one

[@kayliibensen387]

6:25 with CC She's here about the good oral

[@PaidHits]

Nice to hear the Mass effect voices in other BioWare games 😂

[@Pure_Vodka]

This kind of deja vu is welcomed.

[@TheStorm119]

A video so nice I've watched it and liked it twice.

[@LocalGrimlin]

i found my new fav youtuber ima now bring all the videos

[@OBeast617]

It might be a reupload but still worth the watch

[@Dare4ce]

Hell. I'd rewatch it at some point anyways. Right now is as good time as any.

[@EverydayNormieMadafacka]

You are as funny as ever 😂 ty for this

[@ingolf82]

the blank journal is for Velanna :)

[@DeadBatteryRed]

Sucks to hear that but that gives me an excuse to rewatch this video again.

[@mandyjones9329]

Please play Fable 2 and make a video. I love hearing what you think about games and that one is great.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

The "Blank Journal" is for Velanna

[@Malthanos]

Just to spite KZbin I'm going to like and rewatch this entire video just to force them to pay you.

[@h3llb0rn3]

Damn, and here I was hyped for a new pongsifu vid

[@OneWingedSephiroth]

Well that just means I'll have to rewatch it. Oh no, woe is me. Psssst give us parasite eve already, I can't wait for the weird horses treatment.

[@Pongsifu]

I'd like to replay Parasite Eve at some point, and I've never played the sequel so it will probably happen eventually.

[@abingeorge4984]

You got me playing this game, i love it.

[@theliveing]

Let's bring those numbers back up, folks.

[@arcainesanctuary1237]

Weeeeee! I love KZbin's rule changing. All the same love your Dragon Age vids.

[@fenharelenansal707]

Watched the original video a few hours ago.....still find it funny

[@cheezburgrproduction]

It’s even funnier the second time!

[@AzweeeL]

This reupload is even funnier than the original upload, shame on you, youtube!

[@AaronDaDon]

Now we got a director’s cut

[@1000Gamernerd]

KZbin: We care about the mental health of content creators. Also youtube: (Constantly changes the rules)

[@german2122]

ah man! good memories! first time i decided to play dragon age i was unsure about if it was going to be the same as Dragons dogma.

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

So when are you going to do Dragon Age 2 and Dragon Age Inquisition? Would love to see what words of wisdom you have on those

[@Pongsifu]

Currently making my way through DA2 now.

[@wolfmirebacta8710]

@@Pongsifu oh boy, can’t wait

[@RudeCanine]

I wonder what the differences are between this video and the old one

[@The_Malcontented]

Blank Journal is a gift for Velanna

[@king_kipi6340]

i'm i the only one here liking the video before it's start ?

[@bigflip3714]

Great vid

[@KollbjornYT]

Can anybody find Pongs.....SOMEBODY TO HUUUUUUUG?!

[@KB-fk3jj]

Adding my views and comments to support you

[@nt9556]

i love the anime references: goblin slayer LOLOL

[@Beanie.Boo.54]

I got that armour and I was so happy. Then I lost it to that Architect guy and got so angry that I killed everyone in that city

[@Awesomewithaz]

I simp for Morrigan like any normal straight male would. *Update I had a gay dream so I'm now bisexual.

[@LadyDecember]

As a straight female, this popular opinion befuddles me. Is it Morrigan's voice? Attitude? Lack of clothing? Please explain.

[@liams366]

@@LadyDecember All of the above

[@Awesomewithaz]

@@LadyDecember absolutely her attitude

[@Sotergarm]

@@LadyDecember Essentially, our options are this: the hot goth girl with mommy issues, the religious fanatic with a history of murder, and the hot elf with mommy issues and a present of murder. Straight makes us knock the last one off the list instantly and schmoovin' with someone who praises God for everything that happens isn't on my to-do list.

[@evak5673]

@@LadyDecember fellow straight female, it's the attitude

[@saga2964]

Awww, I'd give you a hug!

[@andrews.5212]

Pongsifu in secret dealings with youtube to avoid uploadings XD ;D

[@songnai145]

Jokes on YT, I'll rewatch this anyways

[@JordanJumpin]

'where my hug at'

[@AmnestiaInc]

Rock excavation made my day! :D

[@jelal7768]

Boys, wake up, new Pongsifu video is out

[@makotoyuki9498]

Not a new video, but an old one that got on KZbin’s bad side.

[@jelal7768]

@@makotoyuki9498 ohh, didnt know that, thanks for letting me know

[@renatlottiepilled]

Boys, wake up, a re-run of Pongsifu is out

[@makotoyuki9498]

@@jelal7768 No problem, I also at first thought it was a new video! 😅

[@Cyrops]

Saw the original, commenting for algorithm.

[@lukeamparo6586]

I hope you do Dragon Age Inquisiton.

[@The_Malcontented]

@6:55 Do you have some mod installed or is that soldier just EXTREMELY well-endowed?

[@Taylor-bw4zg]

10:20 wait I thought the darkspawn blood was like enchanted or something to not turn them into darkspawn? thats why the just die instead of turning isnt it?

[@caiorodriguesmonteiro4768]

No, if you drink it you can either die, get crazy or if you survive and not become crazy you have part of the taint inside you

[@captaina-d7871]

That new goblin slayer thumbnail.

[@ShadowFenix98-Official]

Your stuff is good anyway

[@Mysticleo42]

I thought that thumbnail looked familiar 🤣🤣🤣

[@Doubtfulgrace101]

2:04 me when Nyquil

[@mortedefragum6406]

*happy noises*

[@kingtachalla6181]

(makes happy noises back to you)

[@jeremiahmud]

It must have gotten striked recently. I just watched this video last week

[@rogue-paragon]

"Aren't you a boss in dragon age 2" and the third one, coincidentally

[@xnappy4564]

All of your videos might as well be reuploads because I've watched them all twice.

[@miffedman4209]

Hey will you do a video on Bionic Commando (the 2009 one)?

[@ovhek1]

I feel like Ive seen this before

[@gamergirlbathwater7605]

Hmm, perhaps I should partake in the joining

[@nyarukochin4130]

Grey Wardens aren't just tainted with darkspawn blood, the archdemon's blood is also mixed with the blood you drink in the joining

[@JJJBunney001]

Theres only been 5 archdemons, that doesnt make sense if theyve managed to continually make wardnes for hundreds of years. Darkspawn blood, magic and herbs are literally the 3 things you get at the start of the game, 0 mention of archdemon blood

[@apuffball5754]

hey, I remember this-

[@SnakeOmni]

You hung Nathaniel?!

[@kylepask4989]

Actually tragic. One of my fav DA companions tbh.

[@beefnoodles95]

can the originals be on patreon or something else for archive access?

[@Pongsifu]

If it starts becoming a major problem then I'll look into archiving somewhere

[@AtreyusNinja]

I'M GLAD TO WATCH IT ONCE AGAIN

[@UnLuckyToo]

WTF IS YOUR CHARACTER LOOKS EXACTLY LIKE MINE??!

[@ronanmoore9562]

6:23 wtf was that? lmao

[@randomsleepyness]

This is mostly memes, as promised (comment re-upload).

[@SilvyrS]

KZbin sucks, I love the dragon age videos you've done. I'll watch through again so you still get proper engagement ;)

[@orionmcbear]

I'm the pongu ultimate

[@mistershablagoo]

Heyo Pongsifu what's your favorite DK Country game?

[@Pongsifu]

Number 2, but the whole trilogy is top tier

[@CheekySkruby]

Let's goo

[@Blazieth]

There is some weird crap going on in this. Bugs, or weird mods?

[@Splintered-Sahs-EX]

pongsifu you should play yakuza 0

[@Pongsifu]

I tried one of them a few years ago but there were just... so many.... street fights

[@Splintered-Sahs-EX]

@@Pongsifu oh i dont blame you but if you tried yakuza 5 then thats why

[@theokusuma7268]

what changed?

[@Pongsifu]

A lot about cursing. Before it used to matter the context (angry cursing rants vs a confused "what the fuck?") but now it doesn't matter. In this video's case they also got more restrictive about the first 15 seconds.

[@haphazardlark1502]

Someone to hug??

[@EZVeske]

xdd engagement

[@funkySL]

Why are so many creators old videos just getting reuploaded? HMMMMM😐

[@jsmith434w]

re-uploaded? re-watched.