Basically All of Dragon Age Origins

[@Pongsifu]

For those of you expecting Fallout 2 next, I thought there would be almost no interest in the first game and when it turned out to be the opposite, I was not prepared at all. These things take me a while and Fallout 2 is the last video I'd want to rush so it will be next month at the soonest.

[@cereskerrigan]

Take your time.

[@hasantz]

Yes sir

[@hiccup3.14]

You really expected people to be not interested in fallout? Brah I really want the entire dark souls series again You never played scholar of the first sin anyways

[@dandykuma]

How is this comment older then the video? Lol 😂

[@Pongsifu]

@@dandykuma Because KZbin decided to age-restrict this for 2 days then mysteriously un-restricted it without telling me why.

[@Zigzf]

Look at that subtle games selection on a channel. The tasteful vastness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a Dragon Age.

[@deadinside9565]

You're sweating.

[@alexxx4434]

Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?

[@андрейххх-щ6л]

Lol good one

[@fastec5]

Let's see Paul Allen's game catalog

[@larsmuller97]

based

[@VoiceQuills]

That ain't a crumb, she got the whole LOAF

[@Throckfest]

Holy shit, its Voice Quills.

[@pouncelygrin6699]

facts

[@deadmeme902]

@@Throckfest with her iconic quote: “every Voice has its Quills.”

[@VoidZeroNothing]

See, I knew I liked you for more than your very funny content! You also watch other people's very funny content!

[@theeternal2734]

Obama

[@akaErma]

Talking Alistair into knocking up Morrigan is one of the funniest conversations in the entire series.

[@Demonchild-ru9dj]

Playing a female warden and pimping alistair out to half the important woman in the country is always hilarious to me

[@Hoezi02]

You should see the tantrum Behlen throws, if you're his sibling, work for him in Orzammar, and then betray him at the very end and make Harrowmont king.

[@adeptdamage3669]

My Warden is always the one to knock up Morrigan.

[@slynt_]

I had no idea you can do that. So funny

[@jesustyronechrist2330]

"Hey Morrigan, I know your my GF and all, but... My genes suck. Like my grandma, dad and sister all have diabetes so it's clear it's genetic. But you know who has really excellent genes, guaranteed chiseled jawlines? Eh?"

[@xXRazorbacksXx]

I died a little inside when he opted to skip getting Shale. Pongsifu's sense of humor and Shale's dialogue would have been like peanut butter and jelly.

[@ZackTheGiant]

Same, Shale would've been funny

[@mr.stotruppen8724]

And a better tank than anyone else in the early game

[@Relhio]

The best part about this game was just because you would succeed a Persuasion or Intimidation check, didn't mean the character would actually want to hear that, it was such a great slap across the face that you couldn't bullshit your way through everything.

[@SpecShadow]

the only game that did that was Age of Decadence, but that's for trv hardcore RPGs enjoyers

[@dogboy0912]

I remember falling asleep playing that part and never finishing

[@qzamap3870]

@@SpecShadow AoD puts hair on your balls

[@KopperNeoman]

Although it's even better when you persuade and it reduces the relationship penalty to a pittance by defeating logical arguments and reducing the other party to sputtering emotion.

[@remydetrou734]

This sprussy got them obedient was the funniest shit I’d heard in a while. Post moreee

[@sixwings6932]

Origins was the first real RPG game that I played on a console when I was a wee lad and I loved every second of it, I did at least 6 or 7 full playthroughs. So much nostalgia, I have it on steam but I haven't had time to play a game like that in a while.

[@ZorgKingOfMonkeys]

Same! This, the first mass effect, and fallout 3 where 3 games I replayed probably something like 5 times each if not more

[@whowhyidk4550]

Was one of my first RPGs too that made me fall in love with the genre. Such a great game

[@tidus342]

i made the critical mistake of going to the dwarf city first and payed for it

[@RustCohle072]

@@madmoonrabbit Best played on 360 or ps3 then... Some games are just better played on consoles, lol, depending on your luck. They're dirt cheap these days and it's worth it because it's a masterpiece.

[@madmoonrabbit]

​@@RustCohle072I agree! Only game I have 100% more than once over multiple builds. I adore it. I still wanted to putz on it through steam every once in a while, but the port seems to dislike my hardware.

[@SPITSPHIRE]

"is there a world where elves aren't second class citizens?" Lord of the Rings. Also The elder scrolls depending on which era/region you happen to be in. Honestly in TES it just seem's to be whichever race is the dominant one in the region, all the other races are treated like shit. "here in tamriel, were an equal opportunity discriminator."

[@quint3ssent1a]

Literally everywhere, from the top of my head I can remember only two settings with "oppressed elves", one is the Witcher, the other being this game. In all other games being an almost immortal dude with innate magical skills is enough to promote you to first-class citizens.

[@LyaksandraB]

Ah, shit, just saw your comment after going off on a rant about this. Now I feel even dumber. Oh well.

[@LyaksandraB]

As the other guy said, there's actually very, very few works where elves are treated as allegories for slavery.

[@Noperare]

I think Pongsifu is reading too many hentais. On hentais, elves are sex slaves, on every other midia they are the immortal elitist people looking down on the other races.

[@quint3ssent1a]

@@Noperare there's also Spelljammer, where elves are basically space fantasy England (in a sense that they are superpower with dominance over space warfare and trade).

[@nickj9052]

Just realized how hilarious it is that as a Grey warden, the only real benefit is sensing darkspawn and yet you get surprised by their rogues all the time. The goosebumps song made me laugh

[@TrueCarthaginian]

13 years of wanting to devour Morrigan's ass.

[@justcast1429]

Fax no printer

[@metetural9140]

@@justcast1429 I got u homie 🖨

[@standingdoor7077]

@@justcast1429 🤣

[@steelbear2063]

Same

[@30cal23]

ill admit first time i saw her i was thinking "bitch if i took you to pound town you wouldnt have such an attitu- GOD DAMMIT" shes still a bitch even if you bang her uhm no going for leliana, ill take the sweet faithful singing redhead than the pretty but cunty goth lady

[@nervatraianus]

The guy at the entry of the mage tower was just trying his best to save you from the most obnoxious part of the game the true unsung hero of dragon age origins

[@Girkon]

No kidding, it took my enthusiasm and said “no…..you’re slogging through this.”

[@GrugGangGrugGang]

Bioware understood unsung heroes. Marauder Shields died for all of our sins.

[@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem]

​@GrugGangGrugGang Not Marauder Shields!

[@TheDan965]

Ah skipping the Fade, the true Origins experience.

[@jacobbearnson5874]

Honestly the only good part of it is the permanent +1 stat totems everywhere

[@guesmouh6814]

​@@jacobbearnson5874 i always find the golen transformation fun at least

[@AverageDunce]

@@guesmouh6814 I always just spammed flaming dude.

[@ElMarcoHoJ]

People's annoyance with it is so overblown. It takes an hour tops. Now Orzammar, that's a pain in the arse get through until the Deep Roads.

[@Xaevryn]

YOU CAN SKIP THE FADE?! FUCK!

[@psycosanches589]

The internet has ruined me so much. When he hit the magic anvil and the screen went white, I was fully prepared to have Ralof telling me I was finally awake only to have it violently snatched from me.

[@blackouthorus1519]

Touch grass

[@C0sm0sis]

This game brings back memories. The top 3 most memorable moments for me was the annoying long Mage dream segment. The dwarven area taking me days to complete. And the magnificent Morrigan bang before the last battle.

[@javierb.4447]

The Mage dream is where you fight against Sloth? I remember there was a boss in the Veil that made me lower the dificulty from the max. First 30 hours in Nightmare and this motherfucker made me go Easy or something like that, it was humilliating, I'm gonna play the game again in the future so it can go different.

[@matejbosela9093]

@@javierb.4447 yep, the Veil segment. The most awful thing in the entire game.On the other hand, Broodmother (Orzammar quest) was though, but it was hella interesting both mechanic and lore wise. The parts about how it was created gave me chills...

[@xXRazorbacksXx]

@@matejbosela9093 You know it's bad when they make a mod to skip the entire segment and it's one of the most downloaded mods for the game of all-time lmao.

[@victorhladun2751]

Is really surprising to me that people hate Fade, considering it was always among my favourites. Just out of curiosity, is it because its long?

[@xXRazorbacksXx]

@@victorhladun2751 For me personally it wasn't that I hate the Fade exactly, it's that I hate the Fade the 3rd-13th time. It's just one of those things that's cool the first couple of times and then it starts feeling like a chore you have to do to get to the to the part you really want to do.

[@LukasKain]

That editing from 4:30 to the transition of her talking about him dying is simply chef kiss.

[@raphaelambrosiuscosteau829]

"Morrigan is the glue that holds this crew together" In more ways than one i bet :)

[@NotMikey437]

I miss playing dragon age. It's such a nostalgic feeling. I got halfway through inquisition before my pc decided to off itself and I lost my save file.

[@ncrxghost8075]

Life hack: play it

[@r.i.pashleybamboo6215]

PC MOMENT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

[@derokdeathaxe6984]

chloe...you didn't miss a thing, that game is a cesspit of retcons and boredom

[@ncrxghost8075]

@@derokdeathaxe6984 most people enjoy it so idk about boredom

[@MrSpartan993]

@@ncrxghost8075 I thought it sucked tbh

[@Torque_Mk1]

"Bodahn hit me up!" - that should be the official creed of Ferelden Grey Wardens! I need to slap this on my shield if I ever come back to DA:O xD Excellent job as always good sir!

[@ray-tx8yx]

The editing at 11:20 is so good that people might think it was an actual game footage.

[@trialnerror3643]

Never played so I did. Though I was a bit skeptical since it seemed slot like bezerk

[@SolusBatty]

That one mod that helps you skip the Nightmare should look exactly like this with the Sloth dying and 'Zerk in the middle.

[@javierb.4447]

@@SolusBatty Why is there a mod for that? lol

[@SiddarthaTB]

@@javierb.4447 bc ALOT of ppl hate the fade

[@javierb.4447]

@@SiddarthaTB I'm surprised, is one of the best parts, with the riddles and stuff

[@PeCzech]

God, one of my favorite creators and one of my favorite series. I'm loving this already

[@hideakiakio6698]

Alastair actually was supposed to warn you of the darkspawn ambushes in the starting area but the mechanic is broken I had to install a mod to fix it

[@fluxuser749]

After years of always starting new playthroughs and then abandoning them, this video is what got me to finally finish this masterpiece of an game. Only Pongsifu can convince me to playthrough a 50+ hour game in a week's time, just so I can get the jokes in a 20 min video.

[@saga2964]

That's the insane magic of Pong's vids. 99% of the jokes are so well edited and hilariously commented on that you don't even need to play the games to appreciate the humor! I've absolutely fallen in love with this channel, and Res Evil 2 and 4 remakes are the only game I've played from start to finish.

[@Tuschi17]

This has quickly become one of my favorite channels in recent memory. Your commentary and editing are top notch.

[@nobreclara]

Dragon Age: Origins is my favorite DRAGON AGE. It's been ages since I finished it, though, so it's good to see you playing it now, Pong. Hope you're ok. :3

[@k3salieri]

Could say it's been a dragon AGE since you played it?

[@nobreclara]

@@k3salieri I was controling myself not to make that joke. lol

[@romanzusman2892]

@@k3salieri careful, careful! This joke is fatter than it looks!

[@JohnSmith-bs9ym]

Same. I did not like the sequels at all. Been wanting to play it again for ages, but never found the time to...So much nostalgia.

[@sillygee23]

I can't believe he got through an entire playthrough without bringing along Zeveren for his witty banter.

[@KepleroGT]

Not recruiting Shale is criminal

[@m1lanov]

A Dragon Age Origins video ? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

[@thegaminglord2190]

The part where you talk to Alister's sister, it's one of the most important quests in the game, depending on your dialog with him, you can literally change Alister's way of thinking and personality not just in this game but in do2 too, you can still leave hi as the funny guy in the team or you can talk some sense into him and turn him into a leader,he would actually approve the marriage if you changed your dialog in this quest, i love that a change this big, this important, some people never even notice it.

[@rsync9490]

There is no way that chick is fiona's daughter.

[@zmokedjallday8098]

Thanks for all u do! Keep up the awesome content also this is top tier quality do u on content man cause its one of the best on the platform also was wondering if u would ever put any content out for God of war or borderlands and again thanks for these uploads! :)

[@Pongsifu]

One in our group keeps trying to get us to try Borderlands so that might happen eventually. IDK what it is about God of War but it just never seemed that appealing to me. Probably because I don't care about "cinematic experiences" and that's what a lot of Sony games focus on. I am looking forward to The Last of Us series, though.

[@zmokedjallday8098]

@@Pongsifu awesome man only can hope for borderlands it's fine and understanding on the god of war not everyone's cup of tea and honestly never played the last of us but when ur video drops regardless I will be watching it! Thanks for the response keep up the good work man!

[@TheCamster4545]

I like the forgetting to pick up leliana then having to go back and grab her after not getting the “elf archer chick” in the woods. The exact same thing happened to me my first play through lol, didn’t even know I had missed her

[@AdventurousJohnny]

Finally another video I can immediately like without even having to watch it. Like first, watch later. Pongsifu never dissappoints.

[@kamalab2332]

7:32 Man your morrigan voice here has me dying 😂

[@welton9748]

Man, coming here to watch it after seeing that trailer of DA The Veilguard was a mistake. I'll miss this franchise

[@Dizzy205]

@5:30 idk why this part where morgan is saying "gay" is so funny. kills me everytime.

[@arcainesanctuary1237]

DA:O is such a landmark game to me, the little character interactions your party can get into are some of the best parts in this game. I love how personal each place can be for your characters' different Origins, that you get to (through the clan you meet in your travels) communicate with your original clan as a Dalish, you get to return to the tower and see it so wrapped up in chaos when what could have been days before you left it clean and tidy, and the intense hatred you could have for Balin when returning to Orzammar as a Dwarven noble. Or you can ignore it and systematically kill off every one of your companions leaving you the last man standing.

[@Majora64]

I happened upon one of your video's in my recommended feed a month ago, since then I have watched every one of your video's and subscribed. You are fucking hilarious. The love triangle scene had me laughing so hard when you voiced Morrigan being pissed in the background lmfao.

[@Av1cenna]

I already know its gonna be a banger. Love your Mass effect videos.

[@Metaretru]

18:55 This skit literally makes me choke on my coffee, thanks a lot Pongsifu!

[@mickeylouisoix5976]

I played dragon age when I was like 14 and I've been chasing that high ever since now I'm playing though divinity and I'm only 10 hours in but it's so fun! Love the memes. very funny video.

[@killazaawl]

check out tyranny, pillars of eternity and pathfinder. the two older games from these series are an unoptimized mess though, better keep it 1080p

[@vanyadolly]

I always give Alistair survival just so he isn't lying through his teeth.

[@smokingblaster1764]

Oh bless, you upload a video as I get off work..... truly, a hero.

[@NighttimeJuneau]

18:27 is why I am your eternally grateful viewer, well done, Pongsifu, well done.

[@Snusmumrikean]

> Looks completely human. > Wrong Skin Color Morgana: "THIS CREATURE"

[@nimsay3531]

I can't get over the fact that you missed such a VITAL CHARACTER AS LELIANA

[@entertheunknown3554]

Well he did pick her up, just didn't mention it

[@mistermister4525]

6:33 Missed? Child, what 'chu talkin' 'bout?

[@JayTohab]

@@entertheunknown3554 Yeah, but why though?

[@nimsay3531]

@@mistermister4525 when you are 20 years old but still get called a child. I'm forever young thanks to the KZbin comments. Yes, I realized that he brought her with him. I made this comment when he left the effing city WITHOUT making it clear that he has her. xd

[@deptusmechanikus7362]

Just wanted to thank you for putting all meme sources in the description!

[@RockorSomething83]

5:33 _Merchant going on about flowers or some lame shit_ _Bird in the background: Hoppin' and a boppin'!_

[@JuliVibme]

I've tried to watch this video 4 times now... Pongsifus voice is just so calming that I almost immediately fall asleep

[@JuliVibme]

I'm back, I still haven't made it boys

[@paololololol]

@@JuliVibmehow about now?

[@JuliVibme]

@@paololololol i tried it and fell asleep at the wheel of my car 0/10 would not recommend for driving

[@specterdoggo2060]

The fucking handshake at 4:30 blindsided me. I'm fucking laughing my ass off.

[@tni333]

1:44 yeah don’t mind the massive scorpion running with you, the dog‘s the issue here

[@callumdoyle5475]

11:30 the berserk edit is pog

[@EdenHolder]

I've been meaning to play this game since I recently played through KOTOR 1 and 2 (I highly recommend these by the way,) and was wondering if the Dragon Age games were worth a play since I've been craving a similar style.

[@KillerA15]

Yes

[@heartysquid]

HELL YES Just be ready for some dissapointment with 2 and a lot more with Inquisition.

[@quint3ssent1a]

Kotor 2 was made by Obsidian, and it had that distinct sharp writing style where every word said is there to hammer the nails in your skull about the point being given. DA:O is closer to Kotor 1 and other bioware's works (kinda sad that there were no second game made by Obsidian for this one, I bet it could be a banger of cosmic proportions.)

[@EdenHolder]

@@quint3ssent1a oh yeah, I should probably check out Obsidians other works other than New Vegas, not sure where to start there. I'll go in expecting something more like Kotor 1 for sure, which I did enjoy a lot! Although in the end I ended up favoring KOTOR 2.

[@solwindp78-1]

If you enjoyed KOTOR, Dragon Age: Origins is indeed worth a playthrough. I would see how much you enjoy the story and gameworld from DAO as the sequels are fairly different gameplay wise and are much more action RPG focused, so you if you're not a huge fan of the setting and lore you might not like them as much. In particular DAO is the only one that was really designed to be a PC game from the start and so it controls in a much more tactical traditional RPG way similar to KOTOR. I found micromanaging teammates to be a pain in the ass in both Dragon Age 2 and Dragon Age Inquisition for various reasons and so I just turned the difficulty down and played them as straight up hack-n-slash action RPGs with an emphasis on story. DA2 was plagued with repetitive content due to rushed development, and DAI is closer to an MMO with a ton of mobs and fetch quests. Personally because I love the series and the lore I played through all of them and actually fairly enjoyed DAI despite its repetitive nature and length (to complete all the content, dlc, and quests took me ~80 hours). One thing I really enjoyed was the persistent worldstate which is reminiscent of Mass Effect where your decisions play out over the course of the series. It's not as apparent in DA2, but by the time of DAI it becomes noticeable. Note that unlike Mass Effect you cannot simply import an old save, you will have to use a website maintained by Bioware to set your particular worldstate. My controversial opinion: I would probably play through DAO, and if you liked that then skip straight through to DAI and see if you can tolerate the gameplay. Watch DA2's cutscenes as a movie. I thought DA2 meandered quite a bit.

[@alrightalright4585]

2:00 nice edit. I genuinely thought she only had 1 eyebrow for a sec, and had to rewind to check.

[@MrGuy125]

Man I wasn’t ready for how funny your jokes and editing are

[@MXjesar]

Pongsifu the amount of abridged references in your video make me feel like kiaba and kririto from sao abridged by something witty "wait you get my references" aww please never change

[@Warhammer_lover]

17:27 There are literally 2 fantasy universes - Dragon Age and Witcher, that's all.

[@Zyzyx442]

man your stuff is great, so happy I found this channel.

[@kendiracollie4642]

bro i fucking love you, you have no idea how addicted i am to this series and to see one of my favorite KZbinrs play it that's a sub from me cause I watch wayyy too many of your vids not to be subbed anymore

[@Birdseed99]

18:54 that joke reactivated my braincells

[@feralcat89]

Man what a game. So many great memories. And your videos are the best man.

[@Leomerya12]

2:15 OMG

[@DbleOohWoo7]

R.I.P Dragon Age (2009-2012) we finally killed the imposter masquerading as you… you can now rest. 💐

[@ughugh3767]

I’m loving the fantasy rpg streak you’re doing, Sifu

[@mcdoesntexist3569]

15:10 Beautiful use of DBZA. Kudos

[@davidhughes9535]

The frigging goosebumps theme as the darkspawn sneaks by kills me. Love your content pong made me get back into the game

[@hiccup3.14]

These videos are truly a blessing from our lord and savior, Bust seriously, your quality of videos has gone up exponentially... Always love them

[@Superalidocious]

Oh man, this is my favorite video of yours period. Berserk reference, warhammer 40k reference, one of my favorite games of all time. It's way too short, tell me you've got more footage or something. I love this so much.

[@Pongsifu]

Well I did also play the expansion, that will be a separate video.

[@cheapthought9200]

God i was in tears the whole video. Right from the get go raggin on allisters warnings. As usual cant wait for more lol

[@graham1230]

The editing is beautiful as always

[@ik-y]

How to Handshake a Werewolf: the video

[@austinperera2981]

Oh my god Pongsifu playing my favorite game. This is gonna be a hell of a video ❤️❤️

[@duckboy7407]

Man this is now one off my favorite videos from you.

[@lionidas4902]

Wasn't expecting a DA video and boi, what a pleasent surprise

[@empirednw6624]

You should always play as a mage. They are absolute chads. They also get a bunch of unique dialogue options.

[@RobSandman]

great Hudson from Aliens impression with the Dragons "They're coming out of the fecking WALLS!"

[@xAkiricx]

Bruh I've been binge watching your videos ever since I came across you in my recommended. Excellent editing and very funny easily subscribed. Keep it up

[@Heavenly_Dragon_King]

0:02 Love it. Absolutely amazing.

[@NekoTalks]

This is my favorite single player game to constantly go back and replay. Love it so much

[@deaddiegraves4363]

Finally. Favorite ytuber and favorite game

[@dakotafrazier2985]

11:38 yeah the nightmare section of the mages tower is a slog. It's not even fun. I try to Speedrun that section specifically

[@fangsofthefenrir0027]

4:15 Broke me.

[@knotz909]

I've NEVER seen darkspawn running around during that first Alistair cutscene in the Wilds lmao holy shit

[@Sallet1900]

Always love the videos where he edits something in and I'm not quite sure if it's in the game or not and I have to look in the description.

[@saga2964]

2:38 - Pong, you have the cutest, faux-awkward stumbling voice!

[@BenTheITGuy]

The editing is great on this vid, epic :)

[@daltmandev]

I just finished Dragon Age Origins and am on DA2, I am loving that you are playing them as well

[@xnappy4564]

I don't understand how you have this little subscribers you're absolutely hilarious. you really make the most boring situations pure comedy. thank you for your videos.

[@williamelliott186]

I NEEDED THIS TONIGHT!! THANK YOU PONGSIFU DADDY!!!

[@rveliz]

So glad to see you play dragon age. One of my favorite games along with mass effect.

[@mox0485]

The clip from Robin Hood Men in Tights was absolute gold. I love the Dragon Age series *and* it provides countless meme opportunities.

[@EmpireofAngryCows]

you just straight up didnt bother with two of the best companions my dude, i love it

[@mrchiefbs]

This video feels like it was made for me. Thanks Pongsifu

[@stardusst]

0:20 i know it's a joke but alistair will actually warn you about darkspawn, it's just a bug that prevents him from talking. you can fix this by getting the quinn's dao fixpack on nexxus, which is a very recommended mod to play origins with.

[@arck2n]

Top tier production as always

[@benjohnston3369]

So many memories and a great video, as always!

[@GGSairen]

I saw your other dragon age video, and I’m definitely late to the party, but your humor is just fuckin fantastical 💀 I found myself genuinely chuckling like emperor Palpatine in Lego Star Wars. LOVE IT!

[@johnzackarias11]

This game was so fucking good. I was completely hooked by the story from the very start to the very end. Even the side quests felt rich in personality! I can't see myself playing it again, because I fear it might not live up to my extremely high regard for it, but I'm ok with that. I like to keep it in the past and remember it fondly, almost like I was one of the characters in the story. I never swapped out Alistair, Morrigan or Leliana because the game was so immersive that the characters almost felt like actual friends. It may sound a bit sad, but I don't see it that way. I had a rich social life outside of my PC, and in DA:O I had this slew of wonderful characters to interact and build relationships with, and I loved every second of that. Although the graphics are a bit outdated by today's standards, I hope it'll find new players for years to come!

[@TheDavidregan]

Your editing is godly

[@wonderland07209]

i tried going to orzammar first since i played as a dwarf noble. made it halfway before giving up bc it was too difficult 😭 did not realize i wasnt supposed to be there on like level 6

[@k3salieri]

"Can I get you a ladder so you can get off my back?"

[@TheHippyProductions]

to be fair, elves usually do shit that causes humans to treat them like second class citizens. in Witcher, they were awful to humans long before it was vice versa. and in Elder Scrolls, high elves did shit like HIDE THE MOONS THAT KHAJIIT ARE BIOLOGICALLY TIED TO IN ORDER TO GET THEM ON THEIR SIDE WHEN THEY MAGICALLY BRING IT BACK