Dragon age: Inquistion - Funny Moments Part 3

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final bit of funny moments, still sooo much more funny banter but didn't wanna make the video too long. See ya in DA4!

[@CelestialDraconis]

"It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire" *Cole breaks the fourth wall, again*

[@yourlocalengineer]

Chaos Draco And with a pun *OVERKILL*

[@gabielund9872]

Chaos Draco friendly fire oh cole

[@cpresuttis]

greatest line ever

[@junnyxj5692]

Chaos Draco he's so adorable

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

Plot twist: Player disables friendly fire in the game

[@turkeysub24]

Inquisitor and Cassandra having romantic moment saying they love each other and then Dorian butts in emotionally saying "enjoy me while you can". My favorite Dorian line

[@turkeysub24]

Saw I got a few likes on this comment and noticed I didn't put a time stamp thing. 25:25

[@williuscaesar1654]

I know! My favorite was the touching moment in the deep roads. If you have Dorian with you when Cassandra talks about caves he’ll butt in and say “why seeker, I didn’t know you felt that w- oh you mean him”

[@gzapray7203]

Dorian enjoying being a third wheel LOL.

[@combinecommando001]

I just love how Blackwall constantly humors Sera.

[@GaldirEonai]

He kinda adopts her as a little sister.

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

Such an odd friendship, but a good one nontheless!

[@FelixEarth]

The "servant retainer" story is funny as hell at 7:46

[@varric]

That demostrate that Blackwall's sense of humor is not more mature than Sera's.

[@chaoitcdie6444]

@@varric have you ever been around a soldier and heard their jokes?

[@finmetalwarrior]

I lost my shit after that "You are here to propose are you not?". The inquisitor is thinking one thing, and one thing only: "well... shit"

[@avelylancaster6256]

Hannes K I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@mrrey3481]

well, I was thinking like "Shit! Now I won't have to see a surprise on her face"

[@sskhinata6613]

CASSANDRA :You're here to propose, are you not ? INQUISITOR : " ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Blue screen."

[@danielharvison7510]

If that truly happened to you, my condolences!

[@sskhinata6613]

Daniel Harvison yeahh, that was sad :(

[@ShadowQuickpaw]

How can I get out of this with my gonads intact...

[@thekeeperoftwindragons5976]

Hahaha that fits so well....god I love these games so much.

[@christyshultz6443]

To be fair it is no less awkward if you're romancing Dorian because she's all like what?

[@fioraei9034]

"but you're MY weird squirrelly kid" THAT WAS CUTE 😂

[@nortalian549]

Dorian and Bull and their slightly strange adopted son, Cole!

[@GoodLuck-eh4sk]

@@nortalian549 IKR perfect family

[@zalizoo0402]

Wholesome

[@ThatSilentGuy]

@@nortalian549 No. Cole is Varric's son. And Bull will hate Cole later for taking his son Krem's crush.

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

@@ThatSilentGuy Bull is Cole's uncle ofc

[@proverbialking3452]

I love how the inquisition treats Sera with so much patience

[@SeventhheavenDK]

Noy mine, definitely. Especially after she kicks her out.

[@sujeidyalvarez]

And cole😉😂 they are the children 😂

[@ryosfatbutt1741]

@@SilenTHerO78614 Tf ?? You can say you dislike sera without being abliest 🤨

[@SilenTHerO78614]

@@ryosfatbutt1741 call me every istophobe synonym in the book, an unlikeable cunts a cunt.

[@michaelpoulsen9988]

"Yes, marriage! You're here to propose, are you not?" "Well... Shit."

[@mr5yy]

Michael Poulsen Yes! That face at 0:51 is the exact expression of “Well... shit.”

[@VVishq]

"Then why did you drink it?" "I couldn't stop. With each sip, it was, 'it can't be THAT bad, can it?'"

[@tosen69]

i have been there.... it is not good xD

[@acroties9304]

pretty much every time i drink vodka

[@aubreyhuff46]

11:48 yeah that was funny

[@shimmyking4]

for me, that's most beer in a nutshell

[@alyo7774]

Would be nice to have this line as an option while talking to Solas after drinking the Well.

[@jacbob53]

I love how Vivienne tries to shit talk Solas, especially when you find out about what he really is at the end of trespasser

[@SeventhheavenDK]

I hope the game gives me the chance to destroy that annoying egghead

[@linasalazar4906]

@@SeventhheavenDK he should be the main villain so… you might get your chance

[@BHRamsay]

As a rule, Vivienne gets along well with anyone that's not concealing their identity or true loyalties. Blackwall isn't a Grey Warden, Solas is, ... Well he's absolutely hiding stuff and even Sera, according to the Game's writers, is secretly hiding the fact that Cookie Lady left her entire estate to Sera and fixed it so Sera can't get rid of it. Yes, Sera is a noble and it's implied Vivienne is aware of her background.

[@hommefataltaemin]

@@SeventhheavenDK he’s not annoying 🥺 he’s amazing. Although he is an adorable egg head.

[@gzapray7203]

As much as I found Vivienne annoying, she is truly sharp for not trusting Solas. So many knowledge yet has a little background. Same goes with Blackwall pre-Revelations.

[@BrievaryZowan]

"Was it rainin? Coulda been rainin." Yes, actually, Sera. It was raining.

[@samuelthompson3327]

JHenry My responce whenever I hear her say that.

[@blackheartthedarklord6428]

Let's not m introduce her to Preston

[@Sylvain_Adventures]

IM NOT THE ONLY ONE

[@star0kat]

"It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire" COLE YOU PRECIOUS BEAN.

[@Senok13]

There is nothing "friendly" in a "friendly fire"...

[@lonelyqueen86]

Its just so sad that most players never hear these wonderful interactions because the game is bugged to where party banter doesnt trigger most of the time! Bioware, for the next Dragon Age, FIX YOUR BANTER SYSTEM! I shouldnt have to go to KZbin to hear it! I wander around for hours and never hear a stitch of banter! FIX IT!

[@sonofart5409]

I actually got the same banter three times in a row. Super annoying

[@Malveina]

@@sonofart5409 I may be late, but if you're playing on PC there's a mod on nexus that fixes the banter time, triggering it every 15 mins. You can also try by switching companions at camp.

[@beverlyarcher3744]

I take it actually he took it 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 die everytime it's like do you ppl not know how to knock before entering

[@ODST_Bailey]

It is sad, i run around for hours and hours, but no banter and it's very depressing not hearing them talk and joke

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

At least its not like andromeda, where conversations will end unless you stop everything youre doing to listen.

[@chelseam.6517]

There was a funny dialogue at the war table between Josephine and leliana about the ladies at the winter palace wanting to join the inquisition just to “ have a chance with the commander” and cullen says something in defence but leliana was like: “ oh hush now. Just sit there a look pretty Commander!” xD Made me chuckle the way she said it to him.

[@Shae_Sandybanks]

he says "I'm not bait!"

[@hekatebleble4800]

Also, let's be honest we like those fictional characters more than we like our real friends xD

[@Arianith]

haha :D Yeah. Sometimes :'D

[@hekatebleble4800]

:'D

[@Tokkoking]

Let's be honest our real friends suck

[@basedbattledroid3507]

What real friends?

[@deathknight2425]

Real...friends? What are these words you speak? They are a mystery to me.

[@supervegito2277]

Dorian talking about corypheus like a dog is HILARIOUS.

[@teafloofs7091]

"Dorian, take better care of your pets, Corypheus peed on the floor again!"

[@Applesyn]

When the inquisitor is just a walking meme 😂

[@beverlyarcher3744]

Embearrassment unbearable

[@MystMarsh]

"You are here to propose, are you not?" *insert confused stare here* Me: dies of laughter within the first few minutes

[@comtruise311]

listening to how the inquisitor laughs kills me for some reason lol

[@pinkfox986]

Dorian: a....achoo........ He has the most REALISTIC sneeze EVER

[@dudeboykaid]

Ariwulf 88 I’m seriously convinced they actually got Dorian’s VA to sneeze

[@supervegito2277]

@@dudeboykaid Wouldnt surprise me. Its very easy to provoke a sneeze.

[@rngrtt3689]

Solas burned Vivienne so hard... The Rift at Haven.

[@skyhawkslcb18]

yeah he got her good

[@sujeidyalvarez]

It was brutal

[@gaaraofthefunk7163]

2:00 IronBull; “When this is over, I’m going to need someone to beat me with a stick again!” Dorian; *impish grin* “I’m not sure whether I want that to be a metaphor or not” lol 🤣

[@Simply_A_Crow]

2:46 What funny for me as that when I heard this convo, it went, "When you're little, everything is Ahh!" Only to hear from a charging Templar, "AHHH!

[@Ximares]

These bunch of people are such a great group to see and hear. Delightful humour and camaraderie :)

[@thefiresworddragon927]

"Majestic? Say that after you see a pile of dragon shit bigger than your house." Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Oh my god, that is the best

[@steel58836]

"You're a real Sera-bas" Bull.... Never change

[@Scorecatron]

These videos are like a crossover between Game of Thrones and some sitcoms. And the cutaways add a bit of Family Guy in the mix.

[@TheSkyrimInquisitor]

Damn, I love Dorian so damn much. And I have the most serious love/hate relationship with Sera

[@cocoabean6180]

"It won't hurt me, it's friendly fire." I should say that in my next match of halo.

[@thestonedwolf3158]

Cassandra made me melt when she said "my love" and all that sweet stuff. Now i have to make a male inquisitor to romance her.

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

I recently did and it is WORTH IT

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

I might actually romance her in my next playthrough because her romance scenes are really adorable and I'm all about that

[@yvetteszentesi6077]

*ROTFL* You know, after watching these three vids I keep being reminder of something the Warden quoted to Oghren in DA Origins. "Don't I have enough armed lunatics following me?" .. it is certainly appropiate here too.

[@MrDoot-hj2ir]

Cassandra: *Tired Neutral Good knight* Varric: *Chaotic Good sponsored by Chaotic Neutral gang* Solas: *True Neutral bastard* Vivienne: *Passive-agressive Lawful Evil sis* Bull: *Horny Chaotic Good* Dorian: *Sarcastically Chaotic Good* Cole: *Freaky True Neutral that drinks Stalker juice* Sera: *Reverse Joker*

[@georgemeyers7172]

I thought Cole was CG to be honest, also Sera, reverse Joker? What does that even mean?

[@georgemeyers7172]

Hey... what about "Blackwall" what would you think his allighment is?

[@eternyti]

Cole is definitely more Chaotic Good or Neutral Good, not True Neutral. Cass is more Lawful Good with some Neutral Good thrown in. Additionally.... Blackwall: Depressed Lawful/Neutral Good Cullen: Adorkable Lawful Good Josephine: Responsible Lawful Good/Neutral big sister Leliana: Idealistic True Neutral bird mom Bonus- Corphyeus: Cranky Chaotic Evil Grandpa

[@Kojak0]

@@eternyti Cory is not Chaotic - he wants to install himself as a god, remember? That would make him Lawful Evil, with him being the (evil) law). Besides, did you forget Blackwall's backstory? If anything, he's on the neutral side having worked off some quite evil shit...

[@barbiecore_]

Vivienne is Lawful Neutral.

[@arriettyplaysgames]

I used to watch these while preparing for school in the mornings, always funny.

[@spiderlover888]

"Elven expert" she says to Fen'Harel 😂

[@Cooper121842]

“Drinks and insults later?” “We’re both buying, then there’s double” Man I love these characters

[@EthanSchmethan]

"I smile at clouds!" She must be from Ohio

[@beastwarsFTW]

I'm an Ohioan. Is that because it rains, like all the time?

[@averongodoffire8098]

Gabriel Thesken Hey it’s not always like that!... sometimes it comes backwards

[@markusallen102]

I remember we once had a hale storm in summer

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

@@beastwarsFTW does it rain much in Ohio? because if so then i might like it there.

[@sapphirex4847]

Jack the Omnithere Honestly, if you don’t like the weather in Ohio, just wait ten minutes and it’ll change.

[@ShadowCeres]

Sera's laugh is contagious. I love it so much!

[@heartoffire8481]

I hated it. it was so damn forced and grating

[@SergioAzamuth]

That's the point methinks. I know, old comment but what can you do, only got Inquisition recently \o

[@sojikuogami8341]

OMG SAME IT IS SO AWESOME ! VOICE ACTRESS IS PERFECT FOR HER !

[@JamesSerapio]

Eliseo Rengel Garcia you missed out. Once you get to know her, she actually makes the most sense among the companions.

[@shaneoneill1396]

Someone in fable has same laugh... But its.... Disturbing........ AAAAAHHHHHHH RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!

[@hekatebleble4800]

Please don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to force people to not enjoy stuff they find funny, but I think you may find it also interesting what that conversetion between Sera and Solas about 'dead elves' was actually like. I believe this is one of rare moments when Solas gets really mad and something...dreadful awakes. His answer said in deadly voice: "din elvhen emma him?" is actually a question which can be tanslated as 'would you like to be as dead as those elves?' (suggesting: if so, I can make this happen) O.o This was not meant for Sera, he knows she doesn't understand, so it was not said to shut her up with a threat. It was what he was thinking at the moment. I adore his character, but let's not forget he's not always just a victim of his good intentions. Perhaps Fen' in Fen'Harel is a little more suitable than we know ;)

[@cairrean2412]

... Pretty sure the Fen part means wolf? Cause Harel is in the word Harellan, which basically means traitor.

[@Knallbart]

Hekate Bleble i think it directly translates to "death elvhen my become" so maybe it could mean something like "hot diggity, i sure wish i was one of them right now"? Maybe? Like as an exasperated... question? Elvhen is super loose and one word can mean so many things, it's hard to translate! Just playing the devil's advocate here 😁 by all means, he can be a bit murdery, so i wouldn't be surprised if it was a threat...

[@js1031]

Hekate Bleble He says to an amnesiac Andruil. Why do you think he's pushing so hard with Sera and not the elven Inquisitor? It explains her affinity with a bow, and how she gets off on hunting big game. It also explains that beehive in the training dummy. Asking Cole for an assist would be out of character for her so...yeah. Sera is an amnesiac Andruil.

[@tsrboomer09]

The dread wolf rises.

[@terra_the_nightingale135]

Hekate Bleble it was actually kinda scary hearing Solas actually sound pissed. Like actually, there was venom in his voice there

[@AelitaUndomiel]

No one, absolutely no one: Sera inviting someone to her house: SHUT UP AND EAT MY SHITTY COOKIES!!!!!

[@literallyanangrymoose7717]

I was taking a drink when that scene came up and I promptly choked on my tea

[@user-kt3zv1cm5j]

There's no way to pick a favourite moment with this game's brilliant sense of humour, but I have to be honest, the way Solas says 'it is not as if I know who filled my bedroll with lizards' is one of the funniest fucking things 🤣

[@flowergirl287]

You are here to propose! are you not? * confused staring intensifies *

[@jayce1850]

16:52 THERE WAS ONCE A MAN WHO HAD BEES COMING OUT OF HIS MOUTH. 😂😂😂

[@owlpharaoh7023]

I need a "Hate this rubbish guild" tshirt

[@GRIMHOOD99]

Dynamic between Dorian and Bull is like the best thing about this game.

[@AdventurerOfOblivion]

You're here to propose, are you not? Inquisitor: Awkward stare

[@ronank.6608]

I like how during the snowball fight , it cuts to the inquisitior and sera throwing snowballs at eachothers faces at a split second

[@5223142]

Pies actually

[@coraline3767]

25:30 INQUISITOR - I love you. Kassandra - And I love you! Dorian - I know right? Enjoy me while you can ;) Inquisitor and Kassandra - . . .

[@dulguun571]

FRIENDLY FIRE>>>> IM DONE

[@hufflepuffler2575]

When i heard that i literally stopped and told cole if he made that pun again he was grounded than proceeded to continue on our way

[@markusallen102]

“I have horns you have those pointy ears and those big creepy elf eyes were not the ones to decide what’s normal” “I was just hoping I’d find something on the map that rimes with arse” “(Sigh) arse” “Aww for me” “(Cough)whosabitch”

[@SasjaAnne]

I thnk I'm starting to like your inquisitor as much as my own xD You're editing in these is so great btw lol

[@JasonsGettingCloser]

*mines better*

[@JillWouters]

@@JasonsGettingCloser He's lovely, but I like his long hair best.

[@anna-friedavandyk]

I love that he got a haircut between the main game and Trespasser

[@MondkeksLP]

''Floating crap, magic mirror crap, evil demon crap. When this is over, i'm gonna need somebody to hit me with a dtick again.'' Love how Iron bull is just so over it. XD

[@KevinLopez-ss7xk]

22:15 was that snake in a body of a dwarf? SNAKE!? SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAKKEEEEE (dramatic music plays)

[@atol671]

Kevin Lopez I KNOW RIGHT OMG SO COOL

[@azmin92]

Maker's balls...

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

Solas doesn't take any of Vivienne's shit and it's hilarious

[@KayderimGameplays]

I can totally see him killing her in the next game

[@ann5935]

oh that last bit "It's friendly fire" I'm crying a little XD

[@isabellataylor8810]

The spa one killed me. I am deceased. As a side note, we need a "well, shit" compilation

[@jessethecomet]

cassandra: you're here to propose, are you not? inquisitor: *blank stare*

[@GaldirEonai]

Dorian and Bull are the best couple ever. I'd kinda feel bad romancing either of them as the Inquisitor now.

[@andiebug_]

I loooove these! Listen to them whenever I am feeling a bit down!

[@Ahhh_its_a_rat]

Dude this video made realize how good Cassandra's romance is

[@themightiestofbooshes9443]

i want to talk about my feelings, dorian. 10:30

[@lovesbela]

Cassandra punching a bear xD THAT I'd love to see

[@JoshJenrayAK47]

It would apologize like “Whatever I did, I’m sorry…!”

[@Blurgamer17]

22:12 "You killed a dragon?" "I can't even imagine! Tell me about their teeth." "..." _"Great, so how does it Taste?"_ Pretty *_T A S T Y_* meme if I say so myself.

[@biobeckerrr]

I simply LOVE your Inquisitor! He's the best!!!

[@JJDani]

Thank you! you just made my day with this comment lol Glad you like him :D

[@jacktheomnithere2127]

@@JJDani i do too. i don't want to unhear his voice or any of the other characters. ever.

[@bafbaas1210]

I honestly think Viv is such a great character, i love her interactions with the others cause she seems so out of place and yet realistic (though she can be a lil too cruel to cole)

[@mgeldarion58]

25:27 Oh, so romantic T_T 25:37 Begone, Dorian, you're ruininig the mood!

[@lemontreewhoop7317]

Mgel Darion No let him stay 😂

[@missdarkknight3059]

I adore Dorian tho!!!! 😂😂😂 but its just a matter of preference i guess lol!!!!

[@Nachovyx]

I wish I had friends to have conversations like these... I wish I had friends :(

[@masquerademage]

I'll be your friend, I also need a gang to banter like this with :)

[@matthewmartinez3907]

Goes to show how pathetic and boring our world is. Damn our reality sucks.

[@SentientPotatoXIII]

I love Blackwall and Sera together 😂 they are too much

[@averongodoffire8098]

18:07 if you look closely it looks like Dorian is slowly dropping his mouth in anxiety and fear of going home😂🤣

[@emilymacewen8926]

"You are here to propose are you not" ............ I bet he was thinking "Well shit"

[@izzythurman6322]

"they don't make a thread strong enough for your tongue" Sera- that's what she said..I think

[@marzipanmango]

I'm not the biggest fan of Sera (I can't tell what she's saying 95% of the time, probably just because I'm stupid), but her laugh is the cutest thing I've ever heard.

[@Sekipable]

"After all the places we have been, I hardly expected to find us in another cave" Yes...exactly my thoughts.

[@djdreamyboy8804]

Dorian has some of the funniest lines in the game and sarcastic conversations with others npc-s . I like keeping him around for his jokes and because he is the best mage of them all :)) And you can romance him as a male too . :D

[@branflakes523]

(Coughs) Who's a bitch?

[@xxMiraclesMay]

Charming.

[@samuelmerrill7661]

Iron bull being like coles dad is perfect

[@maiadraconica6488]

i feel like the inquisitors armor fit alot beter on the males, the women are to slim and got that awkward stance and running animation

[@happyd6426]

yeah, wish it wasn't like that.

[@joshuavasquez2180]

“Now why would I do that? It’s not as though I know WHO filled my bedroll with lizards”

[@liraelgirl8]

Solas and Vivienne being snippy with each other is some of my favorite dialogue

[@dorianhazel7491]

I realize this is a million years old, but we found these recently and are having the freaking time of our lives watching them and laughing our asses off. I named your Inquisitor "Scallions," lol. But we are dying to know what you named him! The entire family has fallen in love with him because he is just so aggro and hilarious! At a terrible time like this, thank you so much for posting this so we can laugh freely and joyfully.

[@masquerademage]

This is freaking adorable and I hope you and your family continue to enjoy this awesome game

[@oreochema7709]

I may have gushed over that last "goodbye" between your Inquisitor and Cassandra. ;_; I never romanced anyone, just flirted with Harding and wished she was a romance option. XD

[@connorsydney5457]

Oreochema She kind of is, there are no cutscenes unlike the other bachelors and bachelorettes, and I think you need to be a dwarf

[@UncleJunkyard]

Varric: **exists** Cassandra: I'm going to keeel Varric!

[@jordannewthomas3293]

I still think my favourite dialog is between sera and iron bull specifcally about if you have a female elf inquisitor and romance sera, bull asks sera what it's like when her and the inquisitor do it and the inquisitor imitates the sounds of bones rattling and sera laughs her ass off.

[@johnkirsch5479]

Dorian and Bull are hilarious and adorable at the same time, I can't handle it!

[@byerage]

24:50 "Flip?" "Ass over tea kettle, you know..." "haha, ass kettle" that ones always been my favorite!!!!

[@redemption101caleb]

“He will think I miss him, of course. He will be insufferably pleased with himself.” Daylen, “ha ha you miss me.”

[@bronzemcalloy]

“It is not as though i know *who* filled my bedroll with lizards.” ah, solas, you aren’t so above it after all. i love this interaction

[@alavender4305]

Senpai Solas~ Don’t judge when I first met him I fell in love XD

[@brandynicole7410]

No judgments here. Three years later and I'm still in love. I was new to Dragon Age games and he provided me all the answers to my many questions. Not to mention the Fade is amazing and I've always had a fascination with spirits. Guess we're weirdos :)

[@protodominichusplay]

lol the way Sera react to women version of Qunari and yes she's talking about them with Bull in the party banter 🤣

[@luciferstea5628]

'Corypheus peed on the carpet again" bruh im fucking dead, thanks dorian.

[@VannyEmbers]

14:44 I'M CRYING! COLE NOOOOO!😂😂😂

[@HyperVegitoDBZ]

Leave it to a dward, always lowering the bar

[@gravytrainn]

We all need a friend like Dorian in real life

[@aris4754]

14:57 iron bull, making sure cole hears what we're all thinking, a true voice of the people

[@bigyolo9957]

Varric: everyone leave Iron bull: Tama!!! Varric: you can stay

[@spalenzagabriel]

Morrigan avoiding demonstrate that she misses her beloved Warden is always funny since DA: Origins.

[@WildRaven8472]

Sera's laugh gets me every time.

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

0:49 hello darkness my old friend

[@bushidotestu1997]

i swear to god sera is my spirit animal

[@shaneoneill1396]

But she's hates spirits.....

[@Danielerrden]

Mabalsych of korse

[@lizzieandmocha1131]

@@Danielerrden my favorite part