Dragon's Dogma Slander

[@yoredrag-onight4204]

When you hear "Masterworks All, You Can't Go Wrong" for the quintillionth time:👌🏻🗿

[@Codamans]

The same vibe as "what are ya buyin?"

[@Volgeirea]

Gotta admit it was annoying but when I learned that every DD fan says it to eachother I loved it haha.

[@Doom_Head95]

"They're masterworks all, You can't go wrong"

[@christbenitez8797]

Idk man I grew tired of him and his daughter to point I cast Maelstrom in his shop. Btw. I have 30 skeleton keys lmap

[@larryjeff]

People (me) who didnt know romance was in the game getting Fournival as their Beloved

[@cmstone5178]

Fourni is the pro-gamer wife.

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Me intentionally getting Fournival as my beloved so I can buy periapts easier in endgame

[@yds6268]

Fournival is best girl, especially when you want to farm online Ur Dragon

[@GeminiFate]

You'd be lucky to end up with such a chad for a spouse. Be grateful.

[@Scrubwave]

Much better than getting fucking P*blos. He leaves his inn, moves into YOUR house and starts charging if you want to sleep in YOUR house.

[@giacomomeluzzi280]

the sorcerer pawn obliterating a single goblin with bolide never gets old

[@TherapscallionYT]

imagine if they added Grand Bolide and Grand Maelstrom

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

Grigori's voice is so great I can feel the dogma coming inside of me.

[@RougeMephilesClone]

You are the dangan.

[@beCoCOi]

🤦

[@SensuisRevenge]

ayo

[@samreddig8819]

He voices a care bear too btw

[@nestorgamer9746]

Bro ?¿¿?

[@SchifferThe2nd]

That post game slander is quite me literally. I just "finished" the game a few weeks ago, and that scene with the Duke, the sky turned dark, and there's a freaking giant sinkhole in the city which turns out to be the Everfall. All that just blows my mind.

[@Loewenphilosoph]

How did you like hellhound infested roads, grim goblins stomping your face and dragon's being a common sight outside of Gran Soren?

[@Grim_Bud]

@@Loewenphilosoph One word, Ferrystone.

[@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian]

​@@Loewenphilosoph You think that's tough? How about facing Pip after his parents died because you helped them keep their house? That shit was harder than all of BBI for me ;w;

[@Loewenphilosoph]

@@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian Lmao, never had that problem, I always helped Fournival, as the good arisen that I tend to play.

[@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian]

@@Loewenphilosoph Good being relative, considering how corrupt he is XD

[@alejandrom5314]

They're masterworks, all. You can't go wrong!

[@ShadowNemesis575]

Come again

[@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian]

So what'll it be?

[@theobell2002]

@@ShadowNemesis575 c*m

[@abeldiaz3877]

That Sorcerer there, invoking blazing rocks from the heavens when he sees as much as a spider, is me.

[@lurkingblayd3470]

magic boi casting maelstrom in a 2x2 apartment while still inside being utterly blinded and deafend but enjoying it anyway

[@abeldiaz3877]

Definitely. And, while enjoying himself inside the first tornado of darkness, he be casting another one for good measure.

[@kdawg2468]

Okay but I think we can all agree that flying into free was the raddest main menu song in gaming

[@plot6520]

Eternal return was better was in tune with the theme of the game.

[@raisnhed]

It was terrible lol. It had the same vibe as the Berserk intro song bc it was so unfathomably out of place.

[@drfake1110]

It was a missed opportunity to not let us switch soundtracks

[@Kidneyjoe42]

@@raisnhed This first time I heard it I listened to the whole thing. Tell Me Why is also great.

[@venom-beeb]

​@@raisnhedgayest fucking comment holy shit

[@nathanferm7111]

Me hearing Olra say “If there is aught I can do, say it” for the 2 quintillionth time

[@asolomoth1066]

As an assassin main, i can accept that other skills exist besides Masterful Kill There is Dire Gouge... and thats it

[@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell]

There's the one goes boom that's not great but pretty fun

[@gerardfarresfranch7242]

the sword windmill one is almost like strider's skull splitter

[@LexisVoyage]

@@Smokeyourselfstraighttohell i dunno i like the one where i go funny see through and no get hurt

[@hollowboy5899]

tempest harnees

[@hollowboy5899]

try dagger and shield assasin

[@TheDeadmanstrolling]

0:15 new context for the sequel

[@theguywithnoaccount]

Ok, that Death one was genuinely brilliant. Video was already great but then that immediately bumped it to an A+! Love the way the music came back in as Puss started running too! Also, I hate how accurate the Assassin one is to me and my first time using that Vocation. 😫

[@dezdanna9297]

I understand the co-op crowd for I also want to beat the shit out of big monsters using magic with my friends, but I'm also just happy there's a new Dragon's Dogma, and that's enough for me. Hopefully the fan-hosted Dragon's Dogma Online project will work out soon enough, so everyone can be happy. Dogma Balls.

[@ShadowNemesis575]

"Dogma balls" Take my like and leave lol

[@XwasredX]

Personally I like the current balance of DD story being single player with Pawns. However, I would still like to play with friends in one of my favorite games. If they added liek a hoard mode, rougelite mode, or chalice dungeon I'd be pretty happy.

[@ShadowNemesis575]

@XwasredX I feel like the balance for multi-player wouldn't shake it up too bad because the only reason pawns DPS isn't as crazy is the vocation restrictions and they don't always do the most optimal thing. All of the vocations have access to some RIDICULOUS DPS tools it's just a matter of knowing how to use them. And with no scaling the balance goes from "these bandits are 1 shotting me" to "oh look a dragon, *"X" equipment is now dragonforged*" pretty quickly outside of BBI so I don't think balance is the issue. I feel like they don't want to have to actually deal with multi-player connections at all and that's it. I mean look at how they did it for DMC 5. People thought it'd be drop in drop out co-op but it wasn't anywhere close to that.

[@Steak818]

@@ShadowNemesis575 Can't take the risk that the coop mode would even rob the game of 1 yen of budget. Plenty other games to play coop, only ONE Dragon's Dogma 2.

[@HA-ot6uf]

​@@ShadowNemesis575 Maybe not so much Drop In, but "Drop-Out" wouldn't be a bad descriptor for DMC5 multiplayer. I think I only stayed connected to another player from start to finish of Missions 7 and 13 once.

[@didaibr1]

Man I love how end of the struggle start after you do something to the enemy, its the same feeling when fighting a colossi in shadow of the colossus!

[@waitingwarmly]

Goblins who ill like fire? High Bolide. Wolves hunting in packs? High Bolide. Walking bones that move on their own? High Bolide. 10/10 would cast again

[@willstob]

These hit me deep Except Feste, I would let the dragon take Feste as a sacrifice even if it made the fight *harder*

[@Pendergast891]

give feste the arisen's bond just so you can watch him being attacked by goblins over and over

[@yusryburnn]

But Feste wouldn't violate his majesty's privacy while he violates his lady's privates 🫣

[@custodesmarco]

I raised my affinity with Feste so that I could throw him over a cliff.

[@Grim_Bud]

@@Pendergast891 then enjoy the cutscene after defeating Grigori.

[@XTGAMEZ009]

I just did XD

[@aeloswindrunner]

Did I turn the video down to 0.25x speed to properly look at the memes in the intro? Yes. Was it worth it? Also yes

[@GeminiFate]

But muh awesome music...

[@abeldiaz3877]

And here I am, rewatching for the third time, having forgotten you can slow down the speed.🤦

[@eleazarmlt5246]

Too much work, i just paused

[@dylanmonstrum1538]

They were good memes Mercedes one was personal, but they're still good

[@DANCERcow]

First time playing this game back in 2013, I literally kept Rook for like the first 60 hours till I finally started post Grigori lol I'm like level 120 something and still had Rook with me lol

[@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian]

I'm still trying to this day to complete his bestiary. It's real hard since he tends to walk into one-shot attacks everytime I attempt to show him a new technique to defeat any enemy Cx

[@lurkingblayd3470]

now that is playing hardmode

[@ardenorcrush649]

Brings a tear to my eye. Proud of being part of this Dangan community.

[@L0rdLexan01]

Syncing the ending guitar riff with the Bocchi scene was clever

[@TheLucidChiba]

Yeah, it rocked.

[@Scribby87]

0:21 It's a mandatory mod to put it back in the game.

[@larrydavinci2844]

I just hope that with the sequel Dragon's Dogma gets as much recognition as it truly deserves

[@DragonKnight90001]

1:02 grigori when the arisen is a archer and has makers finger equipped. It was so stupid yet so bloody hilarious XD.

[@valdirarruda1576]

This is a masterwork. You can't go wrong!

[@4fives992]

I am so guilty of that fashion meme. Fashion Dogma is very important to every character that I use during a playthrough.

[@dreadreaver7953]

1:31 "weakest assassin/fighter power build"

[@yds6268]

Now I want to do a Bocchi the Arisen playthrough

[@TheDarkEnigma]

Bocchi the rock mage. Attacks by doing nothing and occasionally shreddin tunes.

[@acolyte1951]

that would be a great spin off anime

[@DamascoGamer]

Gregori seeing the pink haired Arisen convulsing and screaming in the ground after stealing their heart: _What in the goddamn?_

[@fukunaga-kane]

good because you can make a team of 4 with different hair colors

[@patinthesnow752]

These were getting a few laughs out of me, I’ll admit. But I fucking lost it at the “Sorcerer pawns when they see one goblin” meme. I always yell at my sorcerer pawn like “Why are you casting that? It’s one goblin?”

[@didaibr1]

I love that chunky gregori at 0:07

[@blakeslone9820]

Thank you for giving the absolute banger that is the metal version of the boss theme the recognition it deserves despite not being in the game. Also, fire video

[@Firetailisafk]

honestly im excited not just for DD2 to come out but for you to have another decade worth of content to farm

[@Livvy_lu]

Did not expect to see Bocchi in my Dragons Dogma slander

[@99bulldog]

Holy hell that MK slander had me rollin'. 🤣

[@steveroyal6229]

A rite of passage every warrior main goes through is one shooting an armored cyclops with your charge skill.

[@justsomerandomguy1589]

"When Death's theme starts playing." Me with 999 blast arrows: "How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, Old Man!?"

[@cmstone5178]

I just roll my eyes at the co-op crowd nowadays.

[@GeminiFate]

Yeah, I mean the game can't be balanced around both co op and single player, Dark Souls/Elden Ring are good proof of that. It takes a challenge and turns it into a joke. Besides, the improved pawn AI should make for a truly special experience.

[@Grim_Bud]

I was disapointed but I would rather have another Dragon's Dogma than nothing, plus the DDO private server is making progress so if I ever wanted to I know it is a possibility.

[@tiller9785]

@@GeminiFate Dark Souls and Elden Ring aren't really good proof considering it's highly dependent on which boss you're fighting. Coop can straight up make a boss fight harder than it was solo. Aside from that multiple games have been able to balance both co-op and single player.

[@uggachugga760]

I don’t mind DD having no co-op, but the problem with co-op in DkS/ER is that you don’t have to be specialized in a role - because you aren’t expected to work in a party. Besides they’re totally different games, I hate when people compare Souls to everything or treat it like the standard for action RPGs when it has so many of its own set of problems (speaking as a veteran player). The damage Souls games have done to the arpg hack and slash genre honestly sometimes feels like what Gears of War did to third person shooters

[@Kidneyjoe42]

@@uggachugga760 People are comparing them because in this case the comparison is extremely apt. Both are mostly single player action rpgs. But souls has the option for direct multiplayer just like what co-op people want for dragon's dogma. And the souls series has repeatedly and definitively proven that the mere existence of optional co-op in a game results in design decisions that bleed over and affect the single player experience. Pawns already work as a fun way to interact with other players without having to change the gameplay to suit direct multiplayer.

[@LochNessHamster]

My character is relatively short, so I never thought Selene seemed like a loli. The only thing that ever gave me that vibe was her hairdo, which I'm not crazy about anyway. I just like witchy girls, and she's by far the most interesting and endearing character in the game (which isn't saying much because most of the characters have the personality of damp cardboard).

[@TherapscallionYT]

they're still masterworks all, and you can't go wrong.

[@GeeGe.]

I can agree with that take. I never cared much for her but I do like her 'story' quite a bit. Not just because I'm also a fan of witches but because of how her background explores the relationship between pawn and Arisen. I'm sure she'd be one of my favorite characters if she didn't, you know, look like bait.

[@daevenville7114]

Selene Fans when the Simone Fans walks in:

[@raphathekid]

It's decided, Fat Grigori is new meta.

[@whitecat1441]

Death theme is so true but i decide to face my fear and manage to kill my first "Death kill" this week, ngl i feel more achieved than getting my degrees

[@fatguy4137]

Death scares me. As I don't want my Pawn being constantly not existing everytime he appears.

[@facundocerisola2633]

But the question in everyone's minds still is: Does the dragon have a dogma?

[@Megalomaniac_Trans_Lesbian]

Yeah it's called the Seneschal

[@wahatda8944]

0:33 Delta Guard + Flame Skirt + Chest Guard + any circlet - shoes = Perfect One-shot drip.

[@GeminiFate]

"Is no slander beneath yeuh"!?

[@heartbeat4atinman]

Needs more Aelinore slander. She has cucked far too many people out of their true Beloveds

[@zzodysseuszz]

0:08 I really love this drawing of fat Grigori. He actually has the same sort of personality as an adult crocodile as well

[@dalgonafox]

Truly THE slander of Wagon's Ligma™ When i saw the notification i realized how much i needed this lmao

[@Nackols]

I'm definitely the one crying about no co op in dd 2 I mean come on it would have been so good lol

[@Navigator78]

i'm absolutely happy with this new tsunami of DDDA videos i can see lately on yt.

[@PropaneWP]

Ngl. The first time I fired up DD and heard Into Free, I thought the vocals were cheesy af. Now I'm all nostalgic about it and think it's pretty cool. I still don't know why they removed it from the game tho.

[@ABadassDragon]

Apparently, whoever the singer is wanted it removed/had an argument with the studio and it got pulled. I dont even remember where i heard this from tbh

[@Nasgatemk2]

almost certainly a licensing issue. The vocals actual spoil the ending lmao.

[@Kidneyjoe42]

@@ABadassDragon Nah, Capcom just didn't bother paying to renew the license for dark arisen. It's the same reason the Berserk armor got taken out.

[@ABadassDragon]

@@Kidneyjoe42 checks out

[@GeeGe.]

Honestly, I've talked about this before with the community but, as cool as Into Free is, the Dark Arisen theme is beautiful and fits the game much, much better thematically, imo. So I'm pretty okay with the switch.

[@552porotogym]

This is gold. Thank you.

[@TheHydraByte]

0:20 CORRECT Also fun fact it's possible to transfer saves from console to PC but not if you played the original version of the game, only possible if your save was made in ddda. Because of this it actually took me like 3 years to actually try the PC version, and then I 100% it and speedran the game under 35 minutes, and got my brother into the series after curating a modpack just for him to help with the jankness of the game.

[@s1eepymommaaa]

Okay but the Death’s theme one is on point 💀 I still can hardly hurt him and I’m soooo close to max level! 😩

[@Scrubwave]

MY SAVE FILE GOT CORRUPTED, LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO

[@zombiesalmon4997]

Maybe the most underrated rpg or all time. Honestly hype as fuck for DD2. Instant subscription 💙

[@koolkillarz]

Absolutely perfect. Strider speedrunning everfall really called me out.

[@Scrubwave]

Missing "Daimon seeing the Arisen again 2 minutes after being killed".

[@DracoTheBlack]

Neither Eternal Return nor Into Free matter when Coils of Light exists.

[@shaydilane2172]

THE ONE ABOUT SEEING THE POST-GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IS SO ME I WAS CRYIGN

[@NeedmoreVodkaASAP]

You are literally the only reason I play dogma to-date and I still play warrior even though it's already maxed out

[@syukrir.robert8994]

Casting Maelstrom on everything for giggles and shit until you found yourself go against a rock troll

[@jonasfull]

the level 200 pawn jumping off a cliff when youre afk

[@imannam]

did you know that there's strength in numbers, arisen?

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Rook's been thrown into the ocean so many times he's become immune to the Brine. Also, the "DD2 No co-op" thing is true.

[@hovsep56]

Once i discovered coop in dragons dogma online i just cannot go back to the smoothbrain AI of pawns.

[@theAlchemyst11]

As someone who romances mercedes every playthrough, I have never even read Berserk. I just like the cute knight princess with the nice accent. (Honestly Berserk seems a bit rough for my soft empathetic heart. I know its really good but I don't want to put myself through that emotional pain just yet...)

[@badthenomadp4658]

Played though the game twice, didnt know you could do that.

[@pierrepradel3902]

that f hurt learning that there is no multiplayer in dd2 while watching a nice and funny meme compilation about dd, i was legit crying like that guy in the funny meme compilation about dd

[@billyvue98]

When you play a child arisen and got the innkeeper as your beloved because you only talk to him

[@Xionxys]

Into Free being replaced makes me so sad

[@berryven]

The fashion one really got me 😭

[@ThroneOfSalt]

Can’t forget your force hatchet with those blast arrows good sir

[@puhpuhpuh]

You can't make me use skills other than masterful kill!

[@OffToBattle]

(Chef's kiss) A masterwork indeed.

[@incubus_valentine]

Me when I get to a place I wasn't supposed to in Blue Moon Tower (I died instantly, the devs hate me???)

[@Ink_T]

I was very confused and thought I hit an alternate timeline when I heard the title menu music change.

[@number1dstapp]

broooooo when you played deaths theme i immediately looked over my shoulder lol.

[@Th3Messenger99]

@ 0:52 that was definitely me when I saw Feste. 🤣😂

[@ABadassDragon]

My first (and possibly my favourite playtrough) was with mystick knight that looked like meme Chad. Such a damn fun way to play. Just Full Counter everything. Actually playing Mystic Knight with a staff now and its damn fun. Sopor, Brontide, Holy Focused Bolt (when my sorc pawn feels like it) and Comestion, rusted staff for torpor and poison and a BB staff for damage. Its suprisingly usefull.

[@level6388]

"Strength in Numbers, Arisen."

[@Fokkusu]

the entire slander is so fucking good, sheesh

[@Yo-Jimbo]

0:32 With resistance and intervention augments, you can fashion dogma like belinciaga hunny..

[@Concerned_Custodian]

As a Mystic Knight, I can confirm that I do not respect the lives of anyone other than my pawns.

[@Kit76879]

An arisen sorcerer aproaches you:😰 But you are a metal golem:🤣 "Wait are those mushrooms on it's left hand":🌚

[@laggy-a-cruise7845]

have only ever watched a playthrough of dd and i feel this is very accurate

[@lurkingblayd3470]

YOU ARE SO VERY CLOSE TO ME NOW ARISEN! *Big Sniff*

[@hugodogobob]

Beautiful as always

[@doryaman]

1:51 I just got post-game yesterday, and this is so damn accurate. Lol

[@spacecowboy5486]

DD fans fighting goblins and wolves for 99% of the game:

[@SandyTheTryhard]

That Madeline Irl jawn is hilarious 😂

[@Markym8]

Oh that last one so true I loved the menu music from dragons dogma was so cool

[@sarkness8317]

rook being banished AGIAN: hope we meet him in a DLC

[@tinycrimester]

too true. also magick archer here! thank you for remembering us! *cri*

[@zaelheimricht4978]

Arisen when they see the duke post ending: *Tom cruise laugh*

[@LemonPoppyMuffin]

They're masterworks all!

[@williamsolis3678]

I'm so happy they're making another❤

[@roxas3soraxxx]

this video hit me in the feels...

[@prinnydadnope5768]

This video is perfect. Also, I spend more than 2:08 looking at the 0:08 first seconds so yeah, thanks for the 6:12 min long video

[@Leviticus-One]

I had purchased so many Conqueror's and Demon’s Periapts that my main love interest went from Madeleine to Fournival

[@Nigua]

The part about people crying and shitting themselves over there being no co-op is so true. It's always a pleasure seeing their cope.

[@AlexPerez-tt9ru]

I didnt know throwing rook into the brine was a thing lol. Wow guess its just in everyones head to toss him the moment you can