Dragonball Evolution - Nostalgia Critic

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6 жыл бұрын

Little Kuriboh and MasakoX join the fight against the worst anime adaptation of all time, Dragonball Evolution. It kicks you right in the Dragon Nards.
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Dragonball Evolution is a 2009 American action-adventure fantasy film directed by James Wong and produced by Stephen Chow, Tim van Rellim and written by Ben Ramsey. The film is loosely based on the Japanese Dragon Ball manga created by Akira Toriyama, and stars Justin Chatwin, Emmy Rossum, James Marsters, Jamie Chung, Chow Yun-fat, Joon Park, and Eriko Tamura.
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@ChannelAwesome
@ChannelAwesome 6 жыл бұрын
What do you think, worst anime adaptation of all time? Check out Little Kuriboh's channel - kzbin.info Check out MasakoX's channel - kzbin.info Thanks to Kyle Hebert - twitter.com/kylehebert Thanks to Jon Bailey - kzbin.info
@tylord2912
@tylord2912 6 жыл бұрын
FIRST JK
@LordMoonshadowGaGa
@LordMoonshadowGaGa 6 жыл бұрын
The Last Airbender. No exceptions.
@AceTrainerRyan12495
@AceTrainerRyan12495 6 жыл бұрын
I've waited literal years for this video to exist! Thank you all!
@vampirejade7198
@vampirejade7198 6 жыл бұрын
it's a tie between this movie and the Black Butler live action one. so much shit.
@MegaTimmytommy
@MegaTimmytommy 6 жыл бұрын
Channel Awesome Now do the Death Note movie.
@grantpflum6844
@grantpflum6844 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, Akira Toriyama was so horrified by this movie that he cited it as his motivation for creating Dragon Ball Super
@lolno6015
@lolno6015 3 жыл бұрын
Shit really?
@matthewtucker2765
@matthewtucker2765 3 жыл бұрын
@@lolno6015Apparently so.
@astrowolvez
@astrowolvez 3 жыл бұрын
Holy shit
@wilsonjonah
@wilsonjonah 3 жыл бұрын
Dude, seriously? 😮
@matthewtucker2765
@matthewtucker2765 3 жыл бұрын
@@wilsonjonah I mean, I'm just guessing. Might wanna take that with a grain of salt though.
@stylishyak6643
@stylishyak6643 6 жыл бұрын
"The biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima"
@Heranara
@Heranara 6 жыл бұрын
Nagasaki don't forget Nagasaki.
@archnexus3936
@archnexus3936 4 жыл бұрын
@@Heranara but this is worse than both simply because this is an assault on 2 countries
@justsnortingbutt7821
@justsnortingbutt7821 4 жыл бұрын
hiroshimas what fucked them up in the first place
@Heroinedown
@Heroinedown 4 жыл бұрын
Heranara This would have been concidered an act of terrorism if Japan won the war or if it was done in modern times. Instead America is seen in history books as the hero for killing tons of civilians instead of soldiers : go USA, USA.
@justsnortingbutt7821
@justsnortingbutt7821 4 жыл бұрын
@@Heroinedown libtard
@jay.hartman1789
@jay.hartman1789 4 жыл бұрын
"Goku, who hated fighting--" Let me interrupt you right there. Goku hated fighting NEEDLESSLY. He actually quite enjoyed fighting, but only once everyone involved agreed to do it.
@ekiahjohnson4093
@ekiahjohnson4093 4 жыл бұрын
I was just about to say that
@Mishu31
@Mishu31 3 жыл бұрын
He practiced consensual fighting!
@Ticketman99
@Ticketman99 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it's easy to confuse Goku with his son Gohan when watching this movie.
@josukejostar277
@josukejostar277 3 жыл бұрын
THAT QUTE MADE ME ANGRY FOR SOME REDON
@mrobvious2999
@mrobvious2999 3 жыл бұрын
I was just about to comment this
@theboulder027
@theboulder027 4 жыл бұрын
How sad is it that scott pilgrim had better dragonball fights than this movie
@wilsonjonah
@wilsonjonah 3 жыл бұрын
Scott Pilgrim is a masterpiece, both in graphic novel form and in Edgar Wright's fantastic movie 😁
@cameliongrim183
@cameliongrim183 3 жыл бұрын
Burn🔥
@intheclear3492
@intheclear3492 3 жыл бұрын
Man of Steel had better Dragonball fights too
@wilsonjonah
@wilsonjonah 3 жыл бұрын
@@intheclear3492 yeah, and that is saying a lot
@artbargra
@artbargra 3 жыл бұрын
@@intheclear3492 Man of Steel + Matrix Revolutions = The perfect DB movie. ... ...when it comes to the wanton destruction and fights, that is.
@eggomanpeggo3558
@eggomanpeggo3558 6 жыл бұрын
Friend- "Want to watch the live action Dragon Ball movie?" Me- "There is no live action Dragon Ball movie." Friend- "Yes there is it is ri-" Me- "I said there is no live action Dragon Ball movie."
@Hollyclown
@Hollyclown 6 жыл бұрын
That PS Gamer * friend lays dead on the ground with a broken neck.*
@gamelegendalpha1737
@gamelegendalpha1737 6 жыл бұрын
Technically there's 3 of them. 1 is surprisingly not bad actually
@gonzaloperez4618
@gonzaloperez4618 6 жыл бұрын
That PS Gamer i have a friend he want go to se with me thank god i have ecperience wirh him choising movi the two previous movie he dragme are hause of the dead and dogs vs cats
@eggomanpeggo3558
@eggomanpeggo3558 6 жыл бұрын
Really? What are they called?
@dragoncatsage3049
@dragoncatsage3049 6 жыл бұрын
That PS Gamer just like there's no batman movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it.
@thefreakmachine
@thefreakmachine 5 жыл бұрын
That low budget sketch WAS more faithful. A LOT MORE FAITHFUL!
@Nintendon85
@Nintendon85 4 жыл бұрын
And hilariously true. I think it's actually my favorite part of the review.
@williaml0g873
@williaml0g873 4 жыл бұрын
Tabula Rasa same
@HonkGodofGeese
@HonkGodofGeese 4 жыл бұрын
It was Leonardo Crocetta
@HonkGodofGeese
@HonkGodofGeese 4 жыл бұрын
@@lordgazimus5662 no
@logicaloverdrive8197
@logicaloverdrive8197 4 жыл бұрын
Because the jokes alone tell us "hey! *They bothered to watch an episode of the show!"* while the movie said, "They read a half-assed sparknotes summary of the original Dragonball's plot."
@thescreenslaver8520
@thescreenslaver8520 3 жыл бұрын
I’ve never even seen Dragon Ball Z and even I can tell that low budget skit was more faithful than the movie.
@animegamerjace9851
@animegamerjace9851 Жыл бұрын
@Kryptoskillet Lmaooo
@raymondvanderbunt6402
@raymondvanderbunt6402 Жыл бұрын
Nicolas Cage gets announced as Vegeta, then later that week is found beaten in an alley hogtied and hancuffed with a rubber ball gag in his mouth, placed there by enraged DBZ fans. Enough said.
@jeannesery9936
@jeannesery9936 Жыл бұрын
​@Kryptoskillet did not even get that right
@jeannesery9936
@jeannesery9936 Жыл бұрын
​@Kryptoskillet nah it's just a super hero movie called dragon ball
@acejumper1681
@acejumper1681 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: James Marsters aka the guy who played Piccolo in Evolution played Zamasu in the Dragon ball Super English dub. He did a fantastic job.
@bria.w4073
@bria.w4073 Жыл бұрын
I also heard he did it for free
@mathewadams2929
@mathewadams2929 11 ай бұрын
I didnt know that. Im already a fan of his from his reading of the Dresden Files
@allosaurusanimations
@allosaurusanimations 11 ай бұрын
Another fun fact, during his first time getting into his full Piccolo outfit, he’s the only one who asked where Piccolo’s antennas were.
@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay
@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay 10 ай бұрын
That is true, I think it was like an apology to the fans of Dragon Ball that he went on to voice Zamasu after being in this terrible film
@TheAllSeeingEye2468
@TheAllSeeingEye2468 10 ай бұрын
Ironic
@PotatoMateYT
@PotatoMateYT 5 жыл бұрын
The creator of Dragon Ball actually said that this movie wasn’t Dragon Ball
@jcast39atmsn
@jcast39atmsn 5 жыл бұрын
PotatoMateYT !!! This movie actually inspired Super. As in it was so bad that Toriyama was like I need to continue making good shit, not Hollywood ruining my shit.
@RaikanGinro
@RaikanGinro 5 жыл бұрын
@@jcast39atmsn at least super is *DRAGON BALL*
@sleipnirodin2881
@sleipnirodin2881 5 жыл бұрын
@@RaikanGinro Shity Dragon Ball tho' *[imo.]*
@RaikanGinro
@RaikanGinro 5 жыл бұрын
@@sleipnirodin2881 can you agree that ultra instinct is cool
@sleipnirodin2881
@sleipnirodin2881 5 жыл бұрын
@@RaikanGinro hmmmm... I must admit it is more "imaginativ' " than just changing hair color,... And the animation step up sooo... Ya, kinda.
@animeking1674
@animeking1674 6 жыл бұрын
A movie sssooo bad, it forced Akira Toriyama out of a 10 year retirement and back into DBZ. Let that sink in... And that's LITERALLY the only thing that came out of db evolution
@shardfox0662
@shardfox0662 6 жыл бұрын
anime king It was useful for something after all.
@toontrooper4103
@toontrooper4103 6 жыл бұрын
Jay Mike Nope
@beastvicious8672
@beastvicious8672 6 жыл бұрын
It's still better than Dragon Ball Super.
@jekblom123
@jekblom123 6 жыл бұрын
sooooo........ it was for the better...
@lonewolf202
@lonewolf202 6 жыл бұрын
Not quite retirement, Dragon Quest and Chrono Trigger anyone? He also had students that drew the Spartan 1337 episode to one of the Halo movies.
@ryanangelastro504
@ryanangelastro504 3 жыл бұрын
Only Hollywood can turn one of the most original manga and anime series into one of the least original movies.
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 3 жыл бұрын
Most original? The opening arc of Dragon Ball is just a retelling of Journey to the West. Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z both have good ideas, both have very good aspects, but neither are particularly original.
@juliansummers5983
@juliansummers5983 3 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreysorkin5774 maybe but the fanbase is still HUGE
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 3 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreysorkin5774 As Shakespeare said: There is no original under the sun.
@geoffreysorkin5774
@geoffreysorkin5774 3 жыл бұрын
@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec of course. As I made clear in my comment, I like both series, they are good, but not original
@freddyromariovasquezcairo2250
@freddyromariovasquezcairo2250 3 жыл бұрын
@@geoffreysorkin5774 a retelling? I don't remember journey to the west with a dragon that concedes wishes. For me it's just the names and that goku is part monkey.
@brae_the_sway2224
@brae_the_sway2224 2 жыл бұрын
The first few minuets of Nostalgia Critic's intro was more accurate to dragon ball then this entire movie.
@jeremymott
@jeremymott 10 ай бұрын
Agreed and they weren't even trying
@RevilloPhoenix
@RevilloPhoenix 6 жыл бұрын
Goku hated fighting is an overstatement. Goku hated meaningless violence, he f-in loved fighting...sanctioned fights.
@Ponakalaranjit456
@Ponakalaranjit456 5 жыл бұрын
And Food
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 5 жыл бұрын
Those worthy of fighting, specifically.
@solaris9426
@solaris9426 5 жыл бұрын
Goku is a blood knight. He loves fighting to push his own limits. It's why he wanted the Tournament of Power in the first place.
@matthagen67
@matthagen67 6 жыл бұрын
"Meanwhile, on Bowser's airship..." I'm dead xD
@LiveNiceness14
@LiveNiceness14 6 жыл бұрын
15:47 and 16:02 I love how this movie decides to be THE MATRIX FOR A MINUTE!!!
@tecramos
@tecramos 6 жыл бұрын
Disclaimer: He writes this comment from the afterlife.
@TerryFGM
@TerryFGM 6 жыл бұрын
good.
@WilliamHasMelted
@WilliamHasMelted 6 жыл бұрын
Alucard J.B M.P HOLY SHIT! THIS MAN IS DEAD! SOMEBODY HELP! WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE MATRIX?! A MAN IS DEAD!!
@desmondmalone438
@desmondmalone438 6 жыл бұрын
It called Doomship little kuriboh lol
@RaynForce58
@RaynForce58 3 жыл бұрын
Fun Fact: James Marsters, who plays Piccolo in this movie and Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, became the voice of Zamasu in Dragon Ball Super.
@kannonball5789
@kannonball5789 3 жыл бұрын
From fraud to legit, honestly congrats to him
@BlueBlazeKing
@BlueBlazeKing 3 жыл бұрын
@@kannonball5789 He did what he could given the circumstances and redeemed himself
@kannonball5789
@kannonball5789 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueBlazeKing his agent done him dirty with this movie. He looked like the ugly spawn of an Orion and Vulcan.
@gilessaint-loup2426
@gilessaint-loup2426 3 жыл бұрын
I just find it funny that in the TFS DBZ Halloween special, Piccolo was dressed as Spike.
@anhilliator1
@anhilliator1 2 жыл бұрын
Fun fact, he was literally the main reason Piccolo was GREEN.
@qorirazzani2298
@qorirazzani2298 3 жыл бұрын
Well, we should thank that the movie exist. If it wasn't for *Dragonball Evolution* , Toriyama would've not had come aboard for BOG, ROF, and basically revived the whole Dragon Ball series
@macdaddymario
@macdaddymario Жыл бұрын
Ah yes. What would we do without Ultra Ego, Ultra Instinct, Super Saiyan Rage (literally a name pulled from the ATARI game Legacy of Goku 2, for the at that time unnamed Super Saiyan 2), Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Evolved, Final Gohan, Yellow Piccolo, Orange Piccolo, Cell Max... Yes. Thank goodness BOG, ROF and DBS exists as a whole...........
@ericthedreamwarrior2912
@ericthedreamwarrior2912 Жыл бұрын
@@macdaddymario Hey, man, I don't mind Final Gohan and Yellow/Orange Piccolo. At least they're trying make characters have their big moments beside Goku and Vegeta.
@olivia.martin
@olivia.martin 6 жыл бұрын
*Goku:* "Teach me to be normal" *Goko, ten minutes later:* * spouts some shit about an alien race that nearly destroyed Earth 2,000 years ago *
@redeclipse2602
@redeclipse2602 6 жыл бұрын
Well of course that happened, he STILL wasn't taught how to be normal.
@karsten69
@karsten69 6 жыл бұрын
Given how many relics we have found that are far older than 2,000. There should be at least some evidence that Goku's story is true.
@NateSean
@NateSean 6 жыл бұрын
Well, also, the teacher didn't contradict or make fun of him. So maybe in the film universe the legend is like our Atlantis.
@Godzillakingofkaiju1
@Godzillakingofkaiju1 6 жыл бұрын
Also, they couldn't even get the name right. Namek is the name of a planet. NAMEKIANS are the names of Piccolo's race.
@animegx45
@animegx45 6 жыл бұрын
Later... Goku: Hi, how are ya?
@mrqsandas
@mrqsandas 6 жыл бұрын
To those confused about MasakoX's comment about Goku hating fighting, I believe it was just worded poorly. Goku enjoys and excels at combat, but he hates confrontation. He doesn't like fighting in a negative connotation. The fights he enjoys the most are those that are done for sport, not out of aggression.
@R3SerialPro
@R3SerialPro 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's what I think he meant. And everyone above us is chastising poor MasakoX for this and questioning how much of a "fan" he is (there are layers of fanship now? 404 sense not found).
@handsomebrick
@handsomebrick 6 жыл бұрын
I would like to give the benefit of the doubt, but that is some EXTREMELY poor wording.
@mrqsandas
@mrqsandas 6 жыл бұрын
@handsomebrick It's mainly the fact that the word "Fight" can have several different definitions. It's like the difference between "getting into a fight" Which usually means somewhere between petty bickering and violent altercations and "To fight someone" which is more around the definition of combat in general. The former being something Goku dislikes and the latter being what he loves to do. Like I said, it was just poor wording.
@RedSky-vf8bf
@RedSky-vf8bf 6 жыл бұрын
+Remus Lupine Glad to see I'm not the only viewer baffled by these comments accusing MasakoX of being a "casual" fan. To me, it sounds like that pre-recorded line was taken out of context and edited in to the video at a poor moment. The only incarnation of Goku we know of that doesn't actually like to fight is the one from this film- perhaps MasakoX was referring to this? It'd be funny to see these comments calling him a "casual" if I wasn't aware of how much work MasakoX puts into Dragon Ball related material. One glance at his channel makes it clear that if there was ever a "Goku expert", that's the guy. And most of these people saying this crap about him probably don't even know the origination of his alias "MasakoX"; for those ignorant, Masako Nozawa is the *actress* (yes, a female) who voices Goku/Gohan in the Japanese version. MasakoX voices Goku/Gohan in the parody series "Dragon Ball Abridged". The sheer number of hours MasakoX had to have spent just working on Abridged makes him more knowledgeable on this subject than all of these commenters put together.
@SteelandSouls
@SteelandSouls 6 жыл бұрын
I'm not even entirely sure I agree with that statement since he let Frieza power up to 100%, the fate of the world hinged on his fight with Cell and he treated that fight pretty casually and he enjoyed fighting Kid Buu despite the world ending with the "I hope you come back as someone good" line.
@animationfan957
@animationfan957 4 жыл бұрын
Goku was never a perv in the manga. He was basically asexual. He had never seen a girl before he met Bulma though, so was initially perplexed and curious to why she didn’t have any ”balls”.
@MariOmor1
@MariOmor1 4 ай бұрын
He did the same thing to Chi-Chi when he first met her
@ZackRToler
@ZackRToler 4 ай бұрын
@@MariOmor1 and an old lady, who seemed to find it funny, in a weird way.
@thechaossociety7453
@thechaossociety7453 2 ай бұрын
His sexuality is fist
@FelipeASaito
@FelipeASaito 3 жыл бұрын
When I see little Kuribo speaking, all I can hear is the pharaoh dissing on this movie
@devonchafe2764
@devonchafe2764 3 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping he'd break out his Frieza voice
@AshKetchum-tj8iz
@AshKetchum-tj8iz 4 жыл бұрын
What's sad is that the parody they did WAS actually closer to the anime then the movie.
@robert23456789
@robert23456789 4 жыл бұрын
oh man anit that a kick in the head
@SoapCkat
@SoapCkat 4 жыл бұрын
@@robert23456789 yeah
@gianinabadami5341
@gianinabadami5341 4 жыл бұрын
I agree Ash Ketchum and I even only glanced at scenes of episodes here and there
@supervegito2277
@supervegito2277 4 жыл бұрын
It was a bit cringey.. but Looks? Accurate. Lip Lock? Funny parody of dubs with issues (not always the dubbers fault). THE KI ATTACKS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO!!!
@Superstar5_
@Superstar5_ 3 жыл бұрын
Even ERB did a better Goku than the live action adaptation.
@JaxBlade
@JaxBlade 6 жыл бұрын
I'm RIGHT THERE WITH YA MALCOLM! F*CK THIS ABOMINATION
@jezus1129
@jezus1129 6 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade Hey it's you!
@gslinger19
@gslinger19 6 жыл бұрын
I like your channel dude. That was easily the funniest part.
@dougcrouse9806
@dougcrouse9806 6 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade same now I'm plz he did my top most hated adaptations ever made Super Mario Bros., The Last freaking Airbender, and now Dragonball Evolution
@sekiko7183
@sekiko7183 6 жыл бұрын
THE RITUAL SHALL BEGIN!!!
@loganblood9671
@loganblood9671 6 жыл бұрын
JaxBlade hey how ya doin
@cjhs2006
@cjhs2006 3 жыл бұрын
Why Wouldn’t Goku’s Grampa Let Him Out of The House Just to go to a House Party?I Totally Thought His Gramps Would be Cooler Than That
@fireblast8972
@fireblast8972 3 жыл бұрын
Good question. The better question is why does Goku even care about a house party? He's never had any interest in social gatherings unless food/fighting is involved. Hell, at the time he was still living with Grandpa Gohan, they were living in the middle of the wilderness in a house the size of a shed, with Bulma hitting him with her car being his first instance of human contact outside his grandpa, so why should he care about parties?
@MasterDoctorBenji
@MasterDoctorBenji 3 жыл бұрын
Gohan would definitely have let him! This is the man that said he didn't want to be brought back because he found a girlfriend in the after life
@OCTO358
@OCTO358 3 жыл бұрын
Why Do You Write Like This
@adamsarufan2656
@adamsarufan2656 3 жыл бұрын
I don't think Goku even asked him.
@cjhs2006
@cjhs2006 3 жыл бұрын
@@adamsarufan2656 oh,Yeah,it is Polite to Ask 1st
@reidt182
@reidt182 4 жыл бұрын
13:07 Isn't that more of a Gohan thing? "Hated fighting and only did it when he had to"
@TheFrontLines955
@TheFrontLines955 3 жыл бұрын
Hey all that weed really got too him
@z.a.y.n-5053
@z.a.y.n-5053 2 жыл бұрын
Don't think he knows himself.
@reidt182
@reidt182 2 жыл бұрын
​@@kayzeaza and in all of the OG dragon ball, did Goku ever *hate* fighting? who's the one who enthusiastically wanted to fight the mummy dude and smiling throughout that? who's the one who agreed joyfully saying he was also just going to ask to train at Kami's after being offered the chance? what was the entire Roshi and Krillin training story before the tournament? there's a difference between only having to fight when someone has to while being happy about it and only having to fight when someone has to and hating it, dear stranger who's acting like DBZ/S Goku ain't used to be DB Goku
@nothanks7063
@nothanks7063 2 жыл бұрын
Goku in DB was much less prone to fight for no reason, that was a DBZ thing Toriyama added along with the whole saiyan lore.
@MegDoesStuff0
@MegDoesStuff0 2 жыл бұрын
@@nothanks7063 that’s not true at all! Goku’s favorite activities from the very beginning are fighting and eating, in that order
@ssfbob456
@ssfbob456 4 жыл бұрын
One correction to the commentary: Goku only *killed* when he had to, fighting was usually his first reaction to meeting new people.
@darkmagician290
@darkmagician290 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah. That's what he did with Frieza.
@obisvanainobis9950
@obisvanainobis9950 4 жыл бұрын
@@darkmagician290 and he kept letting him go so he could be a better fight later
@theinimitablejora522
@theinimitablejora522 4 жыл бұрын
But only if he thinks they're strong. He doesn't like to *settle his differences* with violence. He punches the things he thinks can punch harder than he can, not always the people who're mean and are totally beneath him- except for Freeza's soldiers, for obvious reasons.
@kouseiblack8289
@kouseiblack8289 3 жыл бұрын
Yes and no. He always wanted to spar with everyone he met. Go figure, he's a martial arts nut and wants to test his skill wherever he goes. However, he never seeks out a fight. He could have gone full superman, picking off petty criminals day after day and getting constant fighting, but he didn't. There are only ever three places you see him; Fighting to save the planet/universe, training, and home.
@saharzaidi1018
@saharzaidi1018 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you were consumed by your species?? Have you been revived by the pecking order??
@HumanoidMachine
@HumanoidMachine 6 жыл бұрын
"Beware the Nemeks..." You mean the N A M E K I A N S??
@somed214
@somed214 6 жыл бұрын
Surely you mean Namek-jin.
@HumanoidMachine
@HumanoidMachine 6 жыл бұрын
Yes...just anglicized.
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780
@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780 6 жыл бұрын
I think that halfway through that sentence Justin just threw up in his mouth after realizing he's in DBE. "Okay, Justin, you got this, every young man alive would kill to play Goku in your place, just stop farting and deliver the line for once... Beware the Namekians... Come on, it's just three words, you can do it..." *"Beware the Nae BLOARGH! meks..."* "What the fuck was that? Oh, God, I'm in Dragon Ball Evolution... Who the hell am I kidding here? It's awful, it's all fucking awful and my career is dead... Dead before it was ever even born... Maybe we can still reshoot that?" *"Hey, director, can we reshoot that?"* *"What the fuck do you think this is!? This is DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION, of course we won't reshoot that. Do you think we have the budget for that much tape? Did you see our CGI? Did you see Chow's cocaine bills? After we're done shooting you guys will still owe 20th Century Fox 20 000$ each, your salaries included"* *"Oh, man... I am beginning to think this was a bad decision from my agent... I mean my mom's part..."*
@HunhowsShadowStalker
@HunhowsShadowStalker 6 жыл бұрын
In various English dubs of DBZ, they were referred to as "Nameks", so it's not entirely inaccurate.
@dnmstarsi
@dnmstarsi 6 жыл бұрын
EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN It's sad, too. From what I heard, this guy did some research on this series. It may not be much but it's hell of a lot more than what the director did for research which was nothing.
@Weak_Tea_903
@Weak_Tea_903 2 жыл бұрын
27:42 I love how you can see everyone trying not to laugh their asses off when he starts screaming
@RomanceFreak
@RomanceFreak 2 жыл бұрын
13:02 Honestly, let's just be glad Krillin was spared from this suck fest movie. With how bad it is, I could easily see them turning Krillin into the stupid geeky-best-friend-that-main-character-leaves-in-the-dust-to-look-cool trope rather than giving him the respect he deserves.
@ramirezthesilvite
@ramirezthesilvite Жыл бұрын
Movie Krillin Owned Count awaaaaayyy!!
@blippitybloo
@blippitybloo Жыл бұрын
That'd kind of whst happened to Krillen anyway lol
@stebsis
@stebsis Жыл бұрын
Well Krillin would've been the only thing faithful to the source material at least
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 Жыл бұрын
Krillin wasn't in the Pilaf arc and was dead in the King Piccolo arc anyway which this movie adapts.
@MrHerbsti
@MrHerbsti 6 жыл бұрын
There is only one thing that bothers me: "The original Goku who hated fighting and only did when he had to..." - WTF? The original Goku LOVES fighting, he even gives enemies the chance to heal themselves if that helps them to reach their full potential.
@coreydaprince
@coreydaprince 6 жыл бұрын
MrHerbsti they’re are talking about how “Goku” was in the beginning of the movie compared to how he was in that particular scene
@MrGukkos
@MrGukkos 6 жыл бұрын
MrHerbsti I reacted the same way. What I think they meant is hated to hurt others.
@MChedderbeef
@MChedderbeef 6 жыл бұрын
MrHerbsti By "original", they probably meant the OG Funimation dub. You know, the whole "I am the hope of the universe" thing?
@TheMasterQuests
@TheMasterQuests 6 жыл бұрын
They obviously didn't watch DBZ Kai
@Subiren
@Subiren 6 жыл бұрын
Goku ONLY likes fighting strong enemies, he will give weak foes the option to not fight and give up
@psycane8462
@psycane8462 6 жыл бұрын
"Piccolo is dressed like a piccolo" *shows a picture of a clarinet*
@Carewolf
@Carewolf 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I wonder if there is a meta joke there somewhere or somebody tricked them
@masonallen3961
@masonallen3961 6 жыл бұрын
Nostalgia Critic made the same mistake in his Gordy review where he called a pot a pan.
@jonm4736
@jonm4736 6 жыл бұрын
As a professional musician who doubles on clarinet and bass clarinetI found this incredibly offensive haha. Glad someone else noticed.
@WorldWalker128
@WorldWalker128 6 жыл бұрын
I'm sure you'll live.
@chapacoka
@chapacoka 6 жыл бұрын
Cue Big NO.
@InkAndPoet
@InkAndPoet Жыл бұрын
The quote "WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!" basically describes what the writers felt about the source material.
@Takato2527
@Takato2527 11 ай бұрын
even the write hated the movie
@InkAndPoet
@InkAndPoet 11 ай бұрын
@@Takato2527 that doesn't surprise me.
@Takato2527
@Takato2527 11 ай бұрын
@@InkAndPoet if you wanna blame, blame Fox or the director (or both). Imagine hiring a director who hated DBZ just to cash in the popularity. Not to mention, even the director rejected Akira Toriyama's help.
@KEN-1991
@KEN-1991 8 ай бұрын
@@Takato2527 who pushed the writer into typing the dialogue into this sh!tshow?!
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 ай бұрын
The writer tried writing something more faithful but the studio wanted something more generic and marketable.
@houldenmelville5530
@houldenmelville5530 4 жыл бұрын
Oddly enough Critic's rant at the end actually raises some questions, why does no one ever wish for the ability to raise the dead. It makes more sense than having to go to hell directly to keep bringing the character back. Seriously this is the fourth time Frieza's come back to life and he's the villain!
@erickamakeeaina1649
@erickamakeeaina1649 3 жыл бұрын
You just reminded me of the TFS version of worlds strongest
@Cody_L._Brock
@Cody_L._Brock 2 жыл бұрын
Giving someone the power is different than actually using it. It may be tougher than it looks since you’re violating the laws of physics
@animegamerjace9851
@animegamerjace9851 Жыл бұрын
Exactly
@macdaddymario
@macdaddymario Жыл бұрын
The dragon can't grant a wish beyond the power of the person that created him. We hear this line a number of times later in the series. This means Kami could revive people and didn't (Krillin, Roshi, Chiaotzu in DB when they die fighting King Piccolo and their bodies remain on Earth), could grant immortality and didn't (at all, to any time, to any of the heroes of the series), could create planets, and didn't... You're asking why no one wished for the ability, when half of the wishes in the series were unneeded to begin with?
@amadorcortinas2749
@amadorcortinas2749 Жыл бұрын
He only died twice but I get what you're saying!
@KellyK
@KellyK 6 жыл бұрын
Sad part is... They barely scratched the surface on how badly the movie didn't follow its source material. Tooooooo many to list
@nediojon749
@nediojon749 6 жыл бұрын
Kelly K yeah if they did we would be here for days
@Asher_Tye
@Asher_Tye 6 жыл бұрын
Kelly K To be fair they only had a half hour...
@bigstunna2049
@bigstunna2049 6 жыл бұрын
Kelly K needs a part 2
@ianr.navahuber2195
@ianr.navahuber2195 6 жыл бұрын
Sadder. The latin American dub had the voice actor of the real (real franchise) goku and pikoro (thats his name in latin american dub), voicing fake (dragon ball evoution) goku and picolo. and not even that could save it
@mrbanks456
@mrbanks456 6 жыл бұрын
Kelly K That's why I don't think he should've reviewed this movie, he doesn't give a shit about Dragon Ball.
@QrowVang9801
@QrowVang9801 6 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard when Malcom came in with a gun!
@gslinger19
@gslinger19 6 жыл бұрын
Same, I was a goner.
@firetiger-io7no
@firetiger-io7no 6 жыл бұрын
lol
@Chaos89P
@Chaos89P 6 жыл бұрын
I feel *SO* bad for him, especially when he was hitting that giant joint.
@BamaCJ334
@BamaCJ334 5 жыл бұрын
AudioCultSG Official in the show it’s called a “Dragon Radar” . Her calling it Dragon Ball Energy (DBE) is a meta joke because Dragon Ball Evolution abbreviated is DBE. It’s a shitty joke
@masterroshi885
@masterroshi885 5 жыл бұрын
lol
@jadynmurrell80
@jadynmurrell80 3 жыл бұрын
bully: show me what you got goku: no bully: **throws his food in the bin** later news reporter: 34 million dead and the world governments are using all their warheads to get rid of this monster
@penguinman2233
@penguinman2233 2 жыл бұрын
Ok if that happened in the movie, I would have given it 11/100 instead of 8/100.
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin
@sweetcinnamonpnchkin Жыл бұрын
Someone needs to make a short parody of this. PLEASE
@PatheticJedi
@PatheticJedi 2 жыл бұрын
Hearing the abridged voice of Freeza come out when LittleKuriboh gets really pissed and the voice of abridged Goku yell "CHRIST" really makes this video special.
@Cantbearsed447
@Cantbearsed447 3 ай бұрын
Hello beautiful
@AlJP286
@AlJP286 6 жыл бұрын
It's really sad when you realize that The Last Airbender movie, was more faithful to its source material than this one.
@crescentmoon3764
@crescentmoon3764 6 жыл бұрын
Alex Paulino The Last Airbender was still worse tho
@gamelegendalpha1737
@gamelegendalpha1737 6 жыл бұрын
Black Panther I think the "faithfulness" (in HUGE air quotes there) of the movie made it hurt more.
@mistydolphin2524
@mistydolphin2524 6 жыл бұрын
Oh gawd, your absolutely right!
@legomichealangelo3770
@legomichealangelo3770 6 жыл бұрын
Black Panther i disagree but you are entitled to your own opinion
@rainmanslim4611
@rainmanslim4611 6 жыл бұрын
At least in the last airbender they at least tried to base it in the show's universe, DBE is just... nothing.
@hathorliderc
@hathorliderc 6 жыл бұрын
I have an interesting story with this movie: When it first came out in theaters, a friend of mine had a masochistic idea to go watch this film, So we decided to go and torture ourselves. Along with us was a female friend of ours and her 10-year old son, who was a relatively new fan of the series. Well We go into the theater, and aside from us, it was one other guy. So the movie starts, and within the first 10 minutes, our friend's son started yelling at the screen about how they got the lore wrong and spent the entire movie and what the actual lore was, and he CONTINUED to do this throughout the film's duration and to be brutally honest, it was more entertaining than the actual movie.
@callousTelegnosis
@callousTelegnosis 6 жыл бұрын
the fact a 10 year old kid can get the lore better than the movie makers made it more hilarious + entertaining to imagine
@Jargas101
@Jargas101 6 жыл бұрын
Oc Fandom oh ya who'd of thought a fan of the show could recount the story better than some studio execs who looked at a chart. Crazy, right?
@callousTelegnosis
@callousTelegnosis 6 жыл бұрын
what are you implying?
@tai-imyr849
@tai-imyr849 6 жыл бұрын
“Well the chart says...”
@hathorliderc
@hathorliderc 6 жыл бұрын
I did say the kid was a new fan, which meant at the time, he was recently introduced to the original series.
@Fafnd
@Fafnd 3 жыл бұрын
There's not enough weed in the universe to make this movie watchable.
@BlueBlazeKing
@BlueBlazeKing 3 жыл бұрын
There is but it’s way past the nonlethal limit
@cyclops8238
@cyclops8238 3 жыл бұрын
@@BlueBlazeKing there’s a lethal limit?
@BlueBlazeKing
@BlueBlazeKing 3 жыл бұрын
@@cyclops8238 There’s a lethal limit to anything from water, weed and even walnuts
@hawkeye18100
@hawkeye18100 3 жыл бұрын
27:46 Look at Doug and MasakoX... they’re trying hard NOT to laugh. Wonder how many takes that took?
@brockmartin-sparkingtourna6108
@brockmartin-sparkingtourna6108 6 жыл бұрын
Malcolm's part....... too fucking true
@raulviii60
@raulviii60 6 жыл бұрын
The Driftersoul I didntt understand it
@ohamatchhams
@ohamatchhams 6 жыл бұрын
Victoria's Thoughts He's a big fan
@wildweurger
@wildweurger 6 жыл бұрын
He needs a hug... poor guy...
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 3 жыл бұрын
TBH Malcolm's Reaction is *Actually* DBZ Fandom's Reaction when this Piece of Hot Garbage showed in Theaters everywhere Lmao
@QuartzIsAnOxide
@QuartzIsAnOxide 6 жыл бұрын
Screw the rules, i'm Vegeta
@legokiller3579
@legokiller3579 6 жыл бұрын
Screw the rules, I have money!
@kojiro00
@kojiro00 6 жыл бұрын
How can you screw the rules when the are no rules, Koiba?
@Gooberpatrol66
@Gooberpatrol66 6 жыл бұрын
Screw the rules, i have spiky hair
@syedali-rs8cj
@syedali-rs8cj 4 жыл бұрын
@@legokiller3579 Now I want to see DBZ abridged Vegeta and Yuguioh Abridged Kaiba meet they are pretty similar.
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 4 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, did you just make a bunch of Yugioh and Dragon Ball Z references in one turn??
@Xenovation3334
@Xenovation3334 4 жыл бұрын
13:09 "Hated fighting" Goku now: *Sacrifices the safety of every universe just so he can throw hands in a tournament*
@rundamic3373
@rundamic3373 3 жыл бұрын
I have no idea why he said that. Since when does Goku hate fighting? He’s a full bred Saiyan , he lives for fighting
@Xenovation3334
@Xenovation3334 3 жыл бұрын
@@rundamic3373 i think Masako meant "hated killing"
@MadTurnip
@MadTurnip 3 жыл бұрын
Well, imagine some stupid teens trying to bully the real Goku. I doubt he'd even understand what they are doing, let alone fight them.
@erickamakeeaina1649
@erickamakeeaina1649 3 жыл бұрын
@@rundamic3373 I'm pretty sure what he meant was more along the lines of 'Hated HURTING PEOPLE'. The fight with the Bullies in the movie wasn't the type of fight you would see Goku do. He'd fight actual fighters for sport or Cause they were doing evil stuff. rather then just some bullies for being a holes.
@monsterhanna6691
@monsterhanna6691 3 жыл бұрын
"Ariel would be light years ahead of her time if she was named Bob." Why did this make me laugh so hard? 😂
@InkAndPoet
@InkAndPoet Жыл бұрын
One word: randomness
@misseli1
@misseli1 6 жыл бұрын
"He's literally dressed like a piccolo" *shows image of a clarinet*
@crustpunkjesuschrist
@crustpunkjesuschrist 6 жыл бұрын
elizabel S H E B L O W S M Y D I C K L I K E A C E L L O.
@SilhouetteValentine
@SilhouetteValentine 6 жыл бұрын
Dang, film is so wrong it can’t even get him dressing like the right instrument. *As a piccolo player, I am saddened...
@MrThePaulverizer
@MrThePaulverizer 6 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad I’m not the only one upset by that.
@keesalemon
@keesalemon 6 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this comment! Instantly irritated me too :p
@ravager48
@ravager48 6 жыл бұрын
This should be in his top 11 fuck ups...if he brings that back.
@acerumble4991
@acerumble4991 6 жыл бұрын
This intro was more true to the source material than the actual movie itself
@warlock984
@warlock984 6 жыл бұрын
They even joked about it.
@duomaxwell6523
@duomaxwell6523 6 жыл бұрын
Should've been made DB canon.
@xi1dstorm575
@xi1dstorm575 6 жыл бұрын
Duo Maxwell what
@duomaxwell6523
@duomaxwell6523 6 жыл бұрын
Xi1D Storm I'd rather see their spoof skit be made canon rather than Dragon Ball Evolution. (My brain's getting worn out I can't think straight...)
@Nintendon85
@Nintendon85 4 жыл бұрын
It was hilariously true. I love the show, but everything they said was right.
@eswan8900
@eswan8900 3 жыл бұрын
Oh my gosh Kyle Herbert was the actual narrator of the english dub of Dragon Ball!? That's so cool. And even as someone who has never seen the show, this was painful.
@danromes6319
@danromes6319 2 ай бұрын
Any one else here after the legendary creator Akira Toriyama passed away 😔
@lc3212
@lc3212 2 ай бұрын
Yup
@luigipowdemo6458
@luigipowdemo6458 2 ай бұрын
Somewhat.
@OrionWhite
@OrionWhite 6 жыл бұрын
"...Picollo. Who is literally dressed like a Picollo." *puts Clarinet on screen* I can't be mad that people who aren't that immersed in that side of music don't know, but it hurts little ol' Music Major me.
@deltaket6485
@deltaket6485 6 жыл бұрын
Orion White LOL
@jordangrant4252
@jordangrant4252 6 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeaaaaah...that was more disappointing than it should have been.
@jefferydunham6097
@jefferydunham6097 6 жыл бұрын
Glad it wasn’t just me.
@ryansanagustin6553
@ryansanagustin6553 6 жыл бұрын
Orion White u spelled piccolo wrong but anyway that really upset me
@franciscoventura9639
@franciscoventura9639 6 жыл бұрын
Orion White naw u right he fucked up
@highdefinitionapollo2189
@highdefinitionapollo2189 6 жыл бұрын
If you listen closely enough, you can actually hear Chris Stuckmann screaming into the void at the mere mention of this movie.
@jbearclowater
@jbearclowater 6 жыл бұрын
So THAT is what that noise was outside my apartment...
@KajiRider1997
@KajiRider1997 6 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure that's just Vegeta.
@liaminator4950
@liaminator4950 6 жыл бұрын
I went deaf.
@Kendakki
@Kendakki 6 жыл бұрын
is it bad if you actually hear a real scream after saying it?
@John-Stark
@John-Stark 6 жыл бұрын
Volt Shock did it sound like someone yelling fuck for a long time
@Twinklethefox9022
@Twinklethefox9022 4 жыл бұрын
The ending of where that woman brings the medicine to picolo was hilarious. Just their reactions alone.
@garrtoons4303
@garrtoons4303 3 жыл бұрын
On the other hand, maybe it is okay that Krillin actually isn't in this film. Otherwise, he'd be ruined, too.
@cristhianmunoz7025
@cristhianmunoz7025 3 жыл бұрын
He'd die every 5 seconds...
@poggersuni9637
@poggersuni9637 3 жыл бұрын
@@cristhianmunoz7025 that's yamcha
@themacca277
@themacca277 3 жыл бұрын
@@poggersuni9637 yamcha only dies twice, krillin dies like 4 times
@UltimateGamerCC
@UltimateGamerCC 3 жыл бұрын
thank god for that, Krillin has gotten enough abuse from writers as is.
@UltimateGamerCC
@UltimateGamerCC 3 жыл бұрын
@@themacca277 four? let's see once via Piccolo's Henchman... two via Frieza... third was the Buu Saga... am i missing something?
@wjzav1971
@wjzav1971 6 жыл бұрын
Never saw the show. But a friend described it like this: "The world is going to end in 20 minutes!" Five episodes later "The world is going to end in 10 minutes!"
@DeathGodRiku
@DeathGodRiku 6 жыл бұрын
WJZAV to be fair, that's DBZ, not dragonball
@wchan39
@wchan39 6 жыл бұрын
Isn't anime logic wonderful?
@DeathGodRiku
@DeathGodRiku 6 жыл бұрын
wchan39 just DBZ logic
@UltimaKeyMaster
@UltimaKeyMaster 6 жыл бұрын
To be fair, Frieza's timer is probably way longer than Earth's. ;P
@Sublim3Transc3nd3nc3
@Sublim3Transc3nd3nc3 6 жыл бұрын
@deathgodriku @wchan39 Well, that same logic occurs during DBS as well. Multiple fighters battle it out on the combat stage. End of episode, only 5 minutes have passed.
@psychosociety7910
@psychosociety7910 6 жыл бұрын
You know that your movie sucks when a KZbin team up has better acting in it then a fully funded cinema release. Great work guys, I enjoyed this more then the actual movie you guys broke down.
@SerpentHashiraObanaiIguro
@SerpentHashiraObanaiIguro Жыл бұрын
Getting Kyle Hebert on this made this _so_ much funnier!
@hehuho890
@hehuho890 2 ай бұрын
RIP Akira Toriyama :( he ain't involved in this atrocity but dragon ball will always be a shounen masterpiece... shout into the heavens for him.
@loalen7561
@loalen7561 5 жыл бұрын
Chi chi says "nobody at home knows this. But i'm a fighter too!" Wtf is ox king in this movie? A rich non violent human right activist?
@razkable
@razkable 5 жыл бұрын
wtf was the point of the chi chi stuff besides the clone fight?..it just adds more questions then answers like whats her story....every time goku is near her bad stuff happens like his grandpa dying when hes at her party or when hes with her and mai and chooses the wrong one to hit and mai gets away with the balls..like hello geeko ..the movie would be so much better without that cringe romance subplot..it really would just become a bad action adventure comedy and you know what that's fine..adding romance to a film that didn't need it when they couldn't balance it must have sent it over the edge and made kids disinterested ..I know I was..i actually would of liked a quest for the balls..that was what the first arc of the show was about after all..seeing an adventure would of been nice..but nope...gotta make this about piccolo...and romance..smdh
@JoshuaIssac
@JoshuaIssac 4 жыл бұрын
Business man. Made a fortune off selling ox meat.
@leandrojacobik6019
@leandrojacobik6019 4 жыл бұрын
Dont ask Question you dont want to now the answer
@JustinY.
@JustinY. 6 жыл бұрын
*I think it's a given that virtually 99% of live action anime adaptations will suck*
@weeping_me362
@weeping_me362 6 жыл бұрын
Brandon Lyon I belive I heard that the majority of Japan actually liked our American Ghost in the Shell. I haven't seen either of the versions so I wouldn't know if it was good.
@zecorezecron
@zecorezecron 6 жыл бұрын
The original live action Death Note was pretty good.
@I.S.N.O.B.
@I.S.N.O.B. 6 жыл бұрын
In America.
@RurouniZakruo
@RurouniZakruo 6 жыл бұрын
Mothra Leo the Divine Moth from what I undersyltan, US Ghost in The Shell is a decent action film.
@SkyExplosion
@SkyExplosion 6 жыл бұрын
Actually no. The reception for Japan was split.
@samfilmkid
@samfilmkid 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Malcolm break down for once is probably my favorite part of the review.
@angelmacias1293
@angelmacias1293 3 жыл бұрын
"Get put of here Yugi-blow, you're not even from the right anime." As funny as this is, all jokes aside though, doesn't Littlekuriboh play Frieza in DBZA?
@quinnramirez5907
@quinnramirez5907 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah. He does.
@mdalsted
@mdalsted Жыл бұрын
I thought MasakoX did?
@seansilv25
@seansilv25 Жыл бұрын
@@mdalsted no, MasakoX is Goku and Gohan
@mdalsted
@mdalsted Жыл бұрын
@@seansilv25 I know that part, but I thought Frieza might have been another role he played.
@brideofcthulhu347
@brideofcthulhu347 4 жыл бұрын
"He's literally dressed like a piccolo" - proceeds to show a picture of a clarinet - Uuuh....
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 4 жыл бұрын
Bailey Ray I didn’t think many could tell the difference. Kudos.
@brideofcthulhu347
@brideofcthulhu347 4 жыл бұрын
@@daelen.cclark played flute for 5 years and my fiance is a musician so I guess it's a bit easier for me
@rhondaelliott2558
@rhondaelliott2558 4 жыл бұрын
I played the clarinet so I also knew the difference
@Valic7690
@Valic7690 4 жыл бұрын
I think they put in as much effort in finding the proper instrument, as the film did finding source material.
@Valic7690
@Valic7690 4 жыл бұрын
So in that sense it kinda fits
@SmashBros1235
@SmashBros1235 5 жыл бұрын
What's Ironic though is that the actor who played Piccolo is a fan of Dragonball and would voice Zamasu in DBsuper.
@WarmLusamine
@WarmLusamine 5 жыл бұрын
Like Trunks, I have come from the future! *FROM THE ASHES OF THIS SHITTY MOVIE, THE PURE AND ALMIGHTY ZAMASU HAS BEEN BORN UNTO THIS SINFUL WORLD!!*
@Kahuna404
@Kahuna404 5 жыл бұрын
So he became a real villian
@georgehutter339
@georgehutter339 5 жыл бұрын
Piccolo was in this? It dont look like him.
@kirisen7327
@kirisen7327 4 жыл бұрын
Huh... Ironic
@DrowzyDruid
@DrowzyDruid 4 жыл бұрын
*WHAT?!?*
@Amber_xo_133
@Amber_xo_133 2 жыл бұрын
Dragon Ball" creator Akira Toriyama was initially supportive of the announcement of a live action adaptation and asked fans to treat the film as a different interpretation of his work, but after watching the film he was so horrified at this adaptation of his work that he decided to revive the series with the animated film Dragon Ball Z: Battle of Gods (2013). He later revealed that he wasn't allowed to have any creative input on the film and all of his suggestions were rejected.
@huntermccaskill3938
@huntermccaskill3938 4 жыл бұрын
You know, now I just want the Pilaf arc with Peter Dinklage
@aquawarrior12E
@aquawarrior12E 6 жыл бұрын
Ok when Goku asked "Are you Piccolo?" I wouldve given this movie some points if Bulma responded back "Do I look like an instrument to you?"
@travelerluke5748
@travelerluke5748 6 жыл бұрын
aquawarrior12E yup.. Brought up from -100 to -99 lol! Then back to -100.. Because its that bad.
@NeoSaturos123
@NeoSaturos123 5 жыл бұрын
"Do I look like a flute to you?" "Well I sure would love to blow you..."
@djwaluigi1686
@djwaluigi1686 5 жыл бұрын
Is Piccolo an instrument?
@justanordinarycritic4953
@justanordinarycritic4953 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it is.
@SetSeth-yl6ke
@SetSeth-yl6ke 5 жыл бұрын
@@justanordinarycritic4953 is mayonnaise an instrument?
@MinscFromBaldursGate92
@MinscFromBaldursGate92 5 жыл бұрын
Goku hated fighting? He's always enthusiast of fighting a strong opponent in the series.
@jhonjacson798
@jhonjacson798 5 жыл бұрын
I think hes reffering to the movie goku. The image is just misleading
@burningsexuality1540
@burningsexuality1540 5 жыл бұрын
He didn't like fighting that much in OGDB
@brometheusthefirstbro4302
@brometheusthefirstbro4302 5 жыл бұрын
I think he loved they idea of getting strong physically and testing your strength in combat but never actual fighting like school fights and stuff
@mentaya11
@mentaya11 5 жыл бұрын
He liked a challenge and competition. He loved seeing who was the best, even if it wasn't him, and working to overcome obstacles.
@razkable
@razkable 5 жыл бұрын
its like the only character trait he has left by the end as they make him dumber and dumber and less likeable while trying to make his sons the main characters...goku even was willing to risk the safety of earth vs piccolo just so he could win the tournament finally...its actually a pretty big arc where he lost the first 2 to 2 allies and wants to win legit with no help for once...out of the 5 canon tournaments he entered its still the only one he won..and no one was around but the people close to him to see it as it should be since they destroyed the area and people fled..only the old announcer stayed ...the same goku who saved them from piccolo and gave his son a bean to recover..gokus crazy man
@LandonTheDM
@LandonTheDM 2 жыл бұрын
I was so excited to give this movie a chance when it first came out. My friends and I went to see it, and we were basically the only people in the theater first day. I threw myself hard into suspension of disbelief, gave it every benefit of the doubt. But in the end, I couldn't deny the emptiness it left me with. Nice review
@apollorock3r244
@apollorock3r244 2 ай бұрын
Rewatching this review in memory of Akira Toriyama. R.I.P. to the legend. 😢
@masonmancoffey1722
@masonmancoffey1722 2 ай бұрын
Same here
@dsilvermane_
@dsilvermane_ 4 жыл бұрын
This makes the Attack on Titan live action movie look like Avengers: Infinity War
@Kalossupremacy3356
@Kalossupremacy3356 4 жыл бұрын
Captain Rupertikjakmos wait what
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist
@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist 4 жыл бұрын
And also this Makes Fist of the North Star Live Action Movie look like a *Masterpiece*
@Stonk5331
@Stonk5331 4 жыл бұрын
@@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist It is a Masterpiece
@jakubgodyn7413
@jakubgodyn7413 4 жыл бұрын
@Captain Rupertikjakmos You're kidding, right? Infinity War is awansome
@SlashinatorZ
@SlashinatorZ 4 жыл бұрын
Same with the live action Diamond is Unbreakable
@matthewscorner2990
@matthewscorner2990 6 жыл бұрын
Wait a minute, Goku DID NOT hate fighting! He trains CONSTANTLY and is always looking for a fighter to match him and grow stronger. He just originally hated when innocents or potential allies are hurt or could get hurt.
@TonyHill2335
@TonyHill2335 5 жыл бұрын
They mean that the Goku introduced in the beginning of the movie isn't consistent with the Goku fighting the bullies
@thecouch1404
@thecouch1404 2 жыл бұрын
This movie feels like it was written by a group of 40 somethings that read a plot synopsis and a character list and decided that was enough research
@peterbach1126
@peterbach1126 3 жыл бұрын
27:40 I can't believe you guys almost kept your faces for that one. I love Littlekuriboh ! Had me rolling ! Had to rewatch again and again xD
@austinfranklin2861
@austinfranklin2861 6 жыл бұрын
We can all agree that the creator of this movie has never watch one single episode of DBZ at all
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr
@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr 6 жыл бұрын
Austin Franklin yup that's the one thing we can all agree on.
@austinfranklin2861
@austinfranklin2861 6 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's not any where near to the anime this really shows no anime should be reality movie
@Poever
@Poever 5 жыл бұрын
He probably still hasn’t
@genericstickman5967
@genericstickman5967 5 жыл бұрын
Well obviously this is a movie about Dragon Ball
@tyroneybaloney
@tyroneybaloney 5 жыл бұрын
Austin Franklin yeah there just like *add random personality to a character*
@noellehollar4347
@noellehollar4347 5 жыл бұрын
"You're not happening, sequel." "RIGHT? RIGHT?? That was SO......STUPID!!!!" XD
@chendror872
@chendror872 4 жыл бұрын
Hopefully
@oneandonlysound3453
@oneandonlysound3453 4 жыл бұрын
Most amusing thing was that the film actually made money, as part of the reason the effects were seemingly unfinished or just plain bad was constant budget cuts. So essentially they were going to use some of that money cause it did well in the chinese market, but then they became too afraid over the hate and backlash to do so.
@theweysermanisback5205
@theweysermanisback5205 4 жыл бұрын
So, that was Dragonball Evolution. Whether you're an average movie-goer, or a Die Hard Fan, IT BLOWS!
@Arxiuz2
@Arxiuz2 3 жыл бұрын
MasaoX lost half a brain cell reacting to that lmao
@vilmublues752
@vilmublues752 Жыл бұрын
Young Goku was like the complete opposite of horny. He had lived a very sheltered life, so he didn't know what girls were, saw no problem in nudity and had no interest in things like that. If he looked and touched people inappropriately, it was only out of curiosity...and not the dirty kind.
@ianr.navahuber2195
@ianr.navahuber2195 2 жыл бұрын
9:17 In hindsight, if they REALLY wanted to make a "teen goku in highscool" (for some reason.... why not just adapt Gohan at that point?), the best way to introduce him would be him fightning bullies, attacking a young kid, and defeating them with martial arts, and when they thank him, for the help teen goku just says "oh right... i just wanted to have a fight, and they looked strong, so i stepped in" AT LEAST that would be semi faithfull to goku to a degree... OR AT LEAST start the movie from Bulma's perspective as a teenager hearing of the Dragon Balls and then we cut to a more faithful Goku (either as a kid or as an adult)
@KyleEvra
@KyleEvra Жыл бұрын
It's best not to make anime into live action.
@DefgirRZawa
@DefgirRZawa Жыл бұрын
@@KyleEvra Japanese Adaptation of Death Note would want to have a word (Not counting "L change the World") Also Shinobi as the adaptation to Basilisk (which wasn't very faithful, but still well made).
@antoniomerette8393
@antoniomerette8393 3 ай бұрын
@@KyleEvralast I heard, Netflix’s One Piece is doing good, partly cause they had some supervision from the original creator of the manga
@timgreten67
@timgreten67 5 жыл бұрын
The sketch really was surprisingly faithful to the source material.
@starrynight2963
@starrynight2963 5 жыл бұрын
Z & onwards yea
@Grim_Sister
@Grim_Sister 5 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this, but it has 69 likes and I'm an immature dork
@eyuin5716
@eyuin5716 6 жыл бұрын
The sight of the Nolstalgia Critic, Little Kuriboh, and MasakoX coming together for one huge project is equivalent to the second coming.
@thedoctor2099
@thedoctor2099 6 жыл бұрын
Ęÿūį Æßñ the end is coming 😂
@shnoozezzz9752
@shnoozezzz9752 6 жыл бұрын
Ęÿūį Æßñ of SANTA CHRIST
@MickeyMouse-lw9hg
@MickeyMouse-lw9hg 6 жыл бұрын
Ęÿūį Æßñ but what about jontron?
@robertdelgado5240
@robertdelgado5240 6 жыл бұрын
Ęÿūį Æßñ Our Savior has come...for 2000 years!!! Where the fuck were you?!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
@DeathGodRiku
@DeathGodRiku 6 жыл бұрын
Chris Stewart only 3? Newbie. I'm always cumming
@DarwinskiYT
@DarwinskiYT 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the characters in the intro aren’t lip syncing right
@IbadGrammarX
@IbadGrammarX 4 жыл бұрын
just like anime is english dub always bad lip syncing
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 4 жыл бұрын
"IT'S OVER 9000!!"
@gavichealsomething2169
@gavichealsomething2169 2 жыл бұрын
Years later, we did an actually good anime/game based film in Detective Pikachu and Sonic
@Viciousotk1
@Viciousotk1 6 жыл бұрын
If you say to goku when he was a kid that he was a special he will probably answer "My name isnt special, my name is goku. "
@killer92173
@killer92173 6 жыл бұрын
I think the ONLY GOOD THING that came out of this movie is that now Akira Toriyama is determined to make as many new DBZ content as possible so that the fans can forget this movie ever happened. I'm sure i got some of the facts wrong, but that's what i heard.
@zaidabraham7310
@zaidabraham7310 5 жыл бұрын
He's doing it for money.
@blueaero3284
@blueaero3284 5 жыл бұрын
So you're saying DBE gave the real DB a zenkai boost? Clever.
@killer92173
@killer92173 5 жыл бұрын
@@hugov9671 WAY better!!! It's out of the question!!!
@thekiller7994
@thekiller7994 3 жыл бұрын
Even though I’m not an Anime fan, I feel bad for any Anime fans when Hollywood ruins the Anime with a live action adaption that disrespects the source material
@KyleEvra
@KyleEvra Жыл бұрын
It happens a lot and we anime fans are tired of it.
@dilfasriel6354
@dilfasriel6354 2 жыл бұрын
9:55 "meanwhile on bowser's airship, a villan named *yoshi *..."
@mistercharmander2669
@mistercharmander2669 5 жыл бұрын
Critics version of dragon ball is better than the actual movie!
@daelen.cclark
@daelen.cclark 5 жыл бұрын
mister charmander Well it does have little kuriboh and masako x so it does make it much better than the movie.
@jeremycrouch4356
@jeremycrouch4356 4 жыл бұрын
Masako was almost Vegita in that sketch. He thought it was part of the joke.
@the_illest7029
@the_illest7029 4 жыл бұрын
@@jeremycrouch4356 you spelled Vegeta wrong
@jeremycrouch4356
@jeremycrouch4356 4 жыл бұрын
@@the_illest7029 my bad. I'm not the best at spelling, or speaking without getting my words jumbled, and English is my native language. So I think to myself, "Stick to sucking at one language instead of broadening you scope of bad."
@mikej8542
@mikej8542 4 жыл бұрын
no shit
@Guntherson220
@Guntherson220 6 жыл бұрын
"People who don't know the show are being duped into thinking it's good", My mom and both of my sisters had never seen a single episode of any Dragonball series and even they thought this movie blew worse than The Last Airbender and Fan4stic combined.
@long_dennis
@long_dennis 3 жыл бұрын
Everyone to the makers of this movie 21:45
@reportman101
@reportman101 3 жыл бұрын
Anime: Goku does the Kamhama wave At Age 10. Movie: AIR BENDING?!?!?!?🤬
@cheatcode436
@cheatcode436 3 жыл бұрын
Yes. (also it's Kamehameha)
@JoshTanner
@JoshTanner 6 жыл бұрын
13:33 “Literally dresses as a piccolo”. *SHOWS CLARINET*
@sylvianraccoon
@sylvianraccoon 2 ай бұрын
RIP Akira Toriyama 1955 - 2024 🙏🏮💐♥️
@newguy186
@newguy186 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think a movie directed by Michael Bay with his typical style, particularly buff men and explosions, would actually be more faithful to the source material than what this film attempted. I could even imagine a few actors that would fit the characters: Chris Pratt: Goku Dave Bautista: Piccolo Hugh Jackman: Vegeta Peter Dinklage: Krillin Tom Holland: Gohan Jack Black: Yajirobe Jackie Chan: Master Roshi
@NeedyBoBeedy
@NeedyBoBeedy Жыл бұрын
is it bad i think hugh jackman should play raditz instead
@toxicdemon1315
@toxicdemon1315 10 ай бұрын
​@NeedyBoBeedy Then who would you suggest play Vegeta? I personally don't see Hugh as Raditz, due to his time as Wolverine. Plus, considering Vegeta is oftentimes very angry and prideful, I think Jackman could protray that pretty well.
@NeedyBoBeedy
@NeedyBoBeedy 10 ай бұрын
@@toxicdemon1315 damn i was about to make a peter dinklage joke but i forgot you wanted him for krillin
@DAsrada
@DAsrada 4 жыл бұрын
Teacher: And next you're going to tell me that Christmas is actually the Holiday when we acknowledge the awkwardly effeminate galaxy emperor! American!Goku:...You know about Frieza Day?
@saharzaidi1018
@saharzaidi1018 3 жыл бұрын
#TFSForever ...
@ShadyDoorags
@ShadyDoorags 3 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is, Jesus was considered to be the king of kings, the lord of lords and, depending on your perspective, can look pretty effeminate.
@jasonyoungkin1117
@jasonyoungkin1117 3 жыл бұрын
@@saharzaidi1018 right on brother ✊🏻
@koroconnell
@koroconnell 6 жыл бұрын
"Kakakarrot cake! You am no real Super Sand!!"
@yukiizumiya7240
@yukiizumiya7240 6 жыл бұрын
Kor O'Connell “What do you mean, Virginia?!”
@Airgearzx
@Airgearzx 6 жыл бұрын
I thought super pooper scoopers were just legend
@BababooeyGooey
@BababooeyGooey 6 жыл бұрын
"What are you inSAYAN?!"
@Serasia
@Serasia 6 жыл бұрын
Last time on Dragonball Metamucil! Virginia acted the mickey! And now Chatwin and Sir-Not-Appearing-in-this-Film must fart! I hope they don’t make each other sick....
@LinkMcStink
@LinkMcStink 6 жыл бұрын
"YOU BIG SMELLY WILLY!"
@skylorbullard3430
@skylorbullard3430 3 жыл бұрын
Fun fact: the actor who played goku in this movie actually binged dragon ball as a manga, anime, and even dragon boy and journey to the West in order to prep himself for the role
@amberrizzi1207
@amberrizzi1207 3 жыл бұрын
Like Lakeith Stanfield did to prep for his role as L in the American live action version of "Death Note".... why does stuff like this keep happening to actors just wanting to do a good job?
@skylorbullard3430
@skylorbullard3430 3 жыл бұрын
@@amberrizzi1207 I don't have any clue
@marshallhuffer4713
@marshallhuffer4713 5 ай бұрын
I met Kyle two years ago and we talked about his cameo in this review and he loved being part of it.
@MsAngelique
@MsAngelique 6 жыл бұрын
Goku never hated fighting that I can remember. He loved fighting. He just didn't like cruelty.
@scissorman44
@scissorman44 6 жыл бұрын
This folk gets it!
@AhsimNreiziev
@AhsimNreiziev 6 жыл бұрын
Masako worded it poorly; I am quite sure he meant about the same thing you meant. I mean, he voices Goku on _Dragonball Z Abridged_ , and the 1 thing they keep on about there is how Goku is obsessed with "fighting strong guys". So there is pretty much a 0% chance he would make a mistake like that out of ignorance.
@manuelalbertoromero9528
@manuelalbertoromero9528 6 жыл бұрын
Wow. I'm not sure that was him being dumb or Goku.
@sorenthefilmbrony
@sorenthefilmbrony 6 жыл бұрын
Dear Hollywood, stop trying to make good live action anime movies happen. They're not gonna happen.
@Chelaxim
@Chelaxim 6 жыл бұрын
BoyThunder Productions So fetch
@LedYouAshtray
@LedYouAshtray 6 жыл бұрын
BoyThunder Productions your pfp actually matches what you said XD
@richiesahlin6409
@richiesahlin6409 6 жыл бұрын
BoyThunder Productions They did one called Battle Royale. The US ripped it off and made it into The Hunger Games.
@cuteskeleton9381
@cuteskeleton9381 6 жыл бұрын
There's a small possibility of it happening if we actually get a person who knows the source material of the series they're adapting. I know it's not an anime/manga but for example, Deadpool was great because Ryan Reynolds was a fan of the character and put great care into making sure the movie wouldn't suck, we need more of this happening in Hollywood.
@Chelaxim
@Chelaxim 6 жыл бұрын
Richie Sahlin Also The Lion King ripped off Kimba the white lion.
@robertkenny1201
@robertkenny1201 Жыл бұрын
19:31 shouldn't Goku and his friends instantly combust just by being so close to that Lava?
@mattaeslulu6604
@mattaeslulu6604 3 жыл бұрын
The only good thing about this is that suffering from this move made me watch the original show again
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