Dragonball Evolution - Nostalgia Critic

[@ChannelAwesome]

What do you think, worst anime adaptation of all time? Check out Little Kuriboh's channel - kzbin.info Check out MasakoX's channel - kzbin.info Thanks to Kyle Hebert - twitter.com/kylehebert Thanks to Jon Bailey - kzbin.info

[@tylord2912]

FIRST JK

[@LordMoonshadowGaGa]

The Last Airbender. No exceptions.

[@CasualFox12495]

I've waited literal years for this video to exist! Thank you all!

[@vampirejade7198]

it's a tie between this movie and the Black Butler live action one. so much shit.

[@MegaTimmytommy]

Channel Awesome Now do the Death Note movie.

[@thefreakmachine]

That low budget sketch WAS more faithful. A LOT MORE FAITHFUL!

[@Nintendon85]

And hilariously true. I think it's actually my favorite part of the review.

[@williaml0g873]

Tabula Rasa same

[@HonkGodofGeese]

It was Leonardo Crocetta

[@HonkGodofGeese]

@@lordgazimus5662 no

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Because the jokes alone tell us "hey! *They bothered to watch an episode of the show!"* while the movie said, "They read a half-assed sparknotes summary of the original Dragonball's plot."

[@RevilloPhoenix]

Goku hated fighting is an overstatement. Goku hated meaningless violence, he f-in loved fighting...sanctioned fights.

[@SonGojit456]

And Food

[@kinagrill]

Those worthy of fighting, specifically.

[@solaris9426]

Goku is a blood knight. He loves fighting to push his own limits. It's why he wanted the Tournament of Power in the first place.

[@RealBelisariusCawl]

That said, even if a villain disgusted him, he _absolutely_ would enjoy the battle notwithstanding. Q.E.D; his recent attitude towards Freeza.

[@jay.hartman1789]

"Goku, who hated fighting--" Let me interrupt you right there. Goku hated fighting NEEDLESSLY. He actually quite enjoyed fighting, but only once everyone involved agreed to do it.

[@ekiahjohnson4093]

I was just about to say that

[@Mishu31]

He practiced consensual fighting!

[@Ticketman99]

To be fair, it's easy to confuse Goku with his son Gohan when watching this movie.

[@josukejostar277]

THAT QUTE MADE ME ANGRY FOR SOME REDON

[@mrobvious2999]

I was just about to comment this

[@grantpflum6844]

Fun fact, Akira Toriyama was so horrified by this movie that he cited it as his motivation for creating Dragon Ball Super

[@lolno6015]

Shit really?

[@matthewtucker2765]

@@lolno6015Apparently so.

[@astrowolvez]

Holy shit

[@wilsonjonah]

Dude, seriously? 😮

[@matthewtucker2765]

@@wilsonjonah I mean, I'm just guessing. Might wanna take that with a grain of salt though.

[@acejumper1681]

Fun fact: James Marsters aka the guy who played Piccolo in Evolution played Zamasu in the Dragon ball Super English dub. He did a fantastic job.

[@bria.w4073]

I also heard he did it for free

[@mathewadams2929]

I didnt know that. Im already a fan of his from his reading of the Dresden Files

[@allosaurusanimations]

Another fun fact, during his first time getting into his full Piccolo outfit, he’s the only one who asked where Piccolo’s antennas were.

[@PrinceYamiUchihaCosplay]

That is true, I think it was like an apology to the fans of Dragon Ball that he went on to voice Zamasu after being in this terrible film

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Ironic

[@PotatoMateYT]

The creator of Dragon Ball actually said that this movie wasn’t Dragon Ball

[@jcast39atmsn]

PotatoMateYT !!! This movie actually inspired Super. As in it was so bad that Toriyama was like I need to continue making good shit, not Hollywood ruining my shit.

[@RaikanGinro]

@@jcast39atmsn at least super is *DRAGON BALL*

[@sleipnirodin2881]

@@RaikanGinro Shity Dragon Ball tho' *[imo.]*

[@RaikanGinro]

@@sleipnirodin2881 can you agree that ultra instinct is cool

[@sleipnirodin2881]

@@RaikanGinro hmmmm... I must admit it is more "imaginativ' " than just changing hair color,... And the animation step up sooo... Ya, kinda.

[@stylishyak6643]

"The biggest insult to Japanese culture since Hiroshima"

[@Heranara]

Nagasaki don't forget Nagasaki.

[@archnexus3936]

@@Heranara but this is worse than both simply because this is an assault on 2 countries

[@justsnortingbutt7821]

hiroshimas what fucked them up in the first place

[@Heroinedown]

Heranara This would have been concidered an act of terrorism if Japan won the war or if it was done in modern times. Instead America is seen in history books as the hero for killing tons of civilians instead of soldiers : go USA, USA.

[@justsnortingbutt7821]

@@Heroinedown libtard

[@thescreenslaver8520]

I’ve never even seen Dragon Ball Z and even I can tell that low budget skit was more faithful than the movie.

[@animegamerjace9851]

@Kryptoskillet Lmaooo

[@raymondvanderbunt6402]

Nicolas Cage gets announced as Vegeta, then later that week is found beaten in an alley hogtied and hancuffed with a rubber ball gag in his mouth, placed there by enraged DBZ fans. Enough said.

[@jeannesery9936]

​@Kryptoskillet did not even get that right

[@jeannesery9936]

​@Kryptoskillet nah it's just a super hero movie called dragon ball

[@animeking1674]

A movie sssooo bad, it forced Akira Toriyama out of a 10 year retirement and back into DBZ. Let that sink in... And that's LITERALLY the only thing that came out of db evolution

[@shardfox0662]

anime king It was useful for something after all.

[@toontrooper4103]

Jay Mike Nope

[@beastvicious8672]

It's still better than Dragon Ball Super.

[@jekblom123]

sooooo........ it was for the better...

[@lonewolf202]

Not quite retirement, Dragon Quest and Chrono Trigger anyone? He also had students that drew the Spartan 1337 episode to one of the Halo movies.

[@ssfbob456]

One correction to the commentary: Goku only *killed* when he had to, fighting was usually his first reaction to meeting new people.

[@darkmagician290]

Yeah. That's what he did with Frieza.

[@obisvanainobis9950]

@@darkmagician290 and he kept letting him go so he could be a better fight later

[@theinimitablejora522]

But only if he thinks they're strong. He doesn't like to *settle his differences* with violence. He punches the things he thinks can punch harder than he can, not always the people who're mean and are totally beneath him- except for Freeza's soldiers, for obvious reasons.

[@kouseiblack8289]

Yes and no. He always wanted to spar with everyone he met. Go figure, he's a martial arts nut and wants to test his skill wherever he goes. However, he never seeks out a fight. He could have gone full superman, picking off petty criminals day after day and getting constant fighting, but he didn't. There are only ever three places you see him; Fighting to save the planet/universe, training, and home.

[@saharzaidi1018]

I thought you were consumed by your species?? Have you been revived by the pecking order??

[@eggomanpeggo]

Friend- "Want to watch the live action Dragon Ball movie?" Me- "There is no live action Dragon Ball movie." Friend- "Yes there is it is ri-" Me- "I said there is no live action Dragon Ball movie."

[@Hollyclown]

That PS Gamer * friend lays dead on the ground with a broken neck.*

[@gamelegendalpha1737]

Technically there's 3 of them. 1 is surprisingly not bad actually

[@gonzaloperez4618]

That PS Gamer i have a friend he want go to se with me thank god i have ecperience wirh him choising movi the two previous movie he dragme are hause of the dead and dogs vs cats

[@eggomanpeggo]

Really? What are they called?

[@dragoncatsage3049]

That PS Gamer just like there's no batman movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger in it.

[@brae_the_sway2224]

The first few minuets of Nostalgia Critic's intro was more accurate to dragon ball then this entire movie.

[@jeremymott]

Agreed and they weren't even trying

[@AshKetchum-tj8iz]

What's sad is that the parody they did WAS actually closer to the anime then the movie.

[@robert23456789]

oh man anit that a kick in the head

[@SoapCkat]

@@robert23456789 yeah

[@GBmovieluv]

I agree Ash Ketchum and I even only glanced at scenes of episodes here and there

[@supervegito2277]

It was a bit cringey.. but Looks? Accurate. Lip Lock? Funny parody of dubs with issues (not always the dubbers fault). THE KI ATTACKS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE THEYRE SUPPOSED TO!!!

[@Superstar5_]

Even ERB did a better Goku than the live action adaptation.

[@KellyK]

Sad part is... They barely scratched the surface on how badly the movie didn't follow its source material. Tooooooo many to list

[@nediojon749]

Kelly K yeah if they did we would be here for days

[@Asher_Tye]

Kelly K To be fair they only had a half hour...

[@bigstunna2049]

Kelly K needs a part 2

[@ianr.navahuber2195]

Sadder. The latin American dub had the voice actor of the real (real franchise) goku and pikoro (thats his name in latin american dub), voicing fake (dragon ball evoution) goku and picolo. and not even that could save it

[@mrbanks456]

Kelly K That's why I don't think he should've reviewed this movie, he doesn't give a shit about Dragon Ball.

[@JustinY.]

*I think it's a given that virtually 99% of live action anime adaptations will suck*

[@weeping_me362]

Brandon Lyon I belive I heard that the majority of Japan actually liked our American Ghost in the Shell. I haven't seen either of the versions so I wouldn't know if it was good.

[@zecorezecron]

The original live action Death Note was pretty good.

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

In America.

[@RurouniZakruo]

Mothra Leo the Divine Moth from what I undersyltan, US Ghost in The Shell is a decent action film.

[@SkyExplosion]

Actually no. The reception for Japan was split.

[@qorirazzani2298]

Well, we should thank that the movie exist. If it wasn't for *Dragonball Evolution* , Toriyama would've not had come aboard for BOG, ROF, and basically revived the whole Dragon Ball series

[@macdaddymario]

Ah yes. What would we do without Ultra Ego, Ultra Instinct, Super Saiyan Rage (literally a name pulled from the ATARI game Legacy of Goku 2, for the at that time unnamed Super Saiyan 2), Super Saiyan God Super Saiyan Evolved, Final Gohan, Yellow Piccolo, Orange Piccolo, Cell Max... Yes. Thank goodness BOG, ROF and DBS exists as a whole...........

[@EJthe24TH]

@@macdaddymario Hey, man, I don't mind Final Gohan and Yellow/Orange Piccolo. At least they're trying make characters have their big moments beside Goku and Vegeta.

[@JaxBlade]

I'm RIGHT THERE WITH YA MALCOLM! F*CK THIS ABOMINATION

[@jezus1129]

JaxBlade Hey it's you!

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

I like your channel dude. That was easily the funniest part.

[@dougcrouse9806]

JaxBlade same now I'm plz he did my top most hated adaptations ever made Super Mario Bros., The Last freaking Airbender, and now Dragonball Evolution

[@sekiko7183]

THE RITUAL SHALL BEGIN!!!

[@loganblood9671]

JaxBlade hey how ya doin

[@psychosociety7910]

You know that your movie sucks when a KZbin team up has better acting in it then a fully funded cinema release. Great work guys, I enjoyed this more then the actual movie you guys broke down.

[@olivia.martin]

*Goku:* "Teach me to be normal" *Goko, ten minutes later:* * spouts some shit about an alien race that nearly destroyed Earth 2,000 years ago *

[@redeclipse2602]

Well of course that happened, he STILL wasn't taught how to be normal.

[@karsten69]

Given how many relics we have found that are far older than 2,000. There should be at least some evidence that Goku's story is true.

[@NateSean]

Well, also, the teacher didn't contradict or make fun of him. So maybe in the film universe the legend is like our Atlantis.

[@Godzillakingofkaiju1]

Also, they couldn't even get the name right. Namek is the name of a planet. NAMEKIANS are the names of Piccolo's race.

[@animegx45]

Later... Goku: Hi, how are ya?

[@RaynForce58]

Fun Fact: James Marsters, who plays Piccolo in this movie and Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, became the voice of Zamasu in Dragon Ball Super.

[@kannonball5789]

From fraud to legit, honestly congrats to him

[@BlueBlazeKing]

@@kannonball5789 He did what he could given the circumstances and redeemed himself

[@kannonball5789]

@@BlueBlazeKing his agent done him dirty with this movie. He looked like the ugly spawn of an Orion and Vulcan.

[@gilessaint-loup2426]

I just find it funny that in the TFS DBZ Halloween special, Piccolo was dressed as Spike.

[@anhilliator1]

Fun fact, he was literally the main reason Piccolo was GREEN.

[@SmashBros1235]

What's Ironic though is that the actor who played Piccolo is a fan of Dragonball and would voice Zamasu in DBsuper.

[@WarmLusamine]

Like Trunks, I have come from the future! *FROM THE ASHES OF THIS SHITTY MOVIE, THE PURE AND ALMIGHTY ZAMASU HAS BEEN BORN UNTO THIS SINFUL WORLD!!*

[@Kahuna404]

So he became a real villian

[@georgehutter339]

Piccolo was in this? It dont look like him.

[@kirisen7327]

Huh... Ironic

[@DrowzyDruid]

*WHAT?!?*

[@mrqsandas]

To those confused about MasakoX's comment about Goku hating fighting, I believe it was just worded poorly. Goku enjoys and excels at combat, but he hates confrontation. He doesn't like fighting in a negative connotation. The fights he enjoys the most are those that are done for sport, not out of aggression.

[@R3SerialPro]

Yeah, that's what I think he meant. And everyone above us is chastising poor MasakoX for this and questioning how much of a "fan" he is (there are layers of fanship now? 404 sense not found).

[@handsomebrick]

I would like to give the benefit of the doubt, but that is some EXTREMELY poor wording.

[@mrqsandas]

@handsomebrick It's mainly the fact that the word "Fight" can have several different definitions. It's like the difference between "getting into a fight" Which usually means somewhere between petty bickering and violent altercations and "To fight someone" which is more around the definition of combat in general. The former being something Goku dislikes and the latter being what he loves to do. Like I said, it was just poor wording.

[@RedSky-vf8bf]

+Remus Lupine Glad to see I'm not the only viewer baffled by these comments accusing MasakoX of being a "casual" fan. To me, it sounds like that pre-recorded line was taken out of context and edited in to the video at a poor moment. The only incarnation of Goku we know of that doesn't actually like to fight is the one from this film- perhaps MasakoX was referring to this? It'd be funny to see these comments calling him a "casual" if I wasn't aware of how much work MasakoX puts into Dragon Ball related material. One glance at his channel makes it clear that if there was ever a "Goku expert", that's the guy. And most of these people saying this crap about him probably don't even know the origination of his alias "MasakoX"; for those ignorant, Masako Nozawa is the *actress* (yes, a female) who voices Goku/Gohan in the Japanese version. MasakoX voices Goku/Gohan in the parody series "Dragon Ball Abridged". The sheer number of hours MasakoX had to have spent just working on Abridged makes him more knowledgeable on this subject than all of these commenters put together.

[@SteelandSouls]

I'm not even entirely sure I agree with that statement since he let Frieza power up to 100%, the fate of the world hinged on his fight with Cell and he treated that fight pretty casually and he enjoyed fighting Kid Buu despite the world ending with the "I hope you come back as someone good" line.

[@theboulder027]

How sad is it that scott pilgrim had better dragonball fights than this movie

[@wilsonjonah]

Scott Pilgrim is a masterpiece, both in graphic novel form and in Edgar Wright's fantastic movie 😁

[@cameliongrim183]

Burn🔥

[@intheclear3492]

Man of Steel had better Dragonball fights too

[@wilsonjonah]

@@intheclear3492 yeah, and that is saying a lot

[@artbargra]

@@intheclear3492 Man of Steel + Matrix Revolutions = The perfect DB movie. ... ...when it comes to the wanton destruction and fights, that is.

[@cjhs2006]

Why Wouldn’t Goku’s Grampa Let Him Out of The House Just to go to a House Party?I Totally Thought His Gramps Would be Cooler Than That

[@fireblast8972]

Good question. The better question is why does Goku even care about a house party? He's never had any interest in social gatherings unless food/fighting is involved. Hell, at the time he was still living with Grandpa Gohan, they were living in the middle of the wilderness in a house the size of a shed, with Bulma hitting him with her car being his first instance of human contact outside his grandpa, so why should he care about parties?

[@MasterDoctorBenji]

Gohan would definitely have let him! This is the man that said he didn't want to be brought back because he found a girlfriend in the after life

[@OCTO358]

Why Do You Write Like This

[@adamsarufan2656]

I don't think Goku even asked him.

[@cjhs2006]

@@adamsarufan2656 oh,Yeah,it is Polite to Ask 1st

[@loalen7561]

Chi chi says "nobody at home knows this. But i'm a fighter too!" Wtf is ox king in this movie? A rich non violent human right activist?

[@razkable]

wtf was the point of the chi chi stuff besides the clone fight?..it just adds more questions then answers like whats her story....every time goku is near her bad stuff happens like his grandpa dying when hes at her party or when hes with her and mai and chooses the wrong one to hit and mai gets away with the balls..like hello geeko ..the movie would be so much better without that cringe romance subplot..it really would just become a bad action adventure comedy and you know what that's fine..adding romance to a film that didn't need it when they couldn't balance it must have sent it over the edge and made kids disinterested ..I know I was..i actually would of liked a quest for the balls..that was what the first arc of the show was about after all..seeing an adventure would of been nice..but nope...gotta make this about piccolo...and romance..smdh

[@JoshuaIssac]

Business man. Made a fortune off selling ox meat.

[@leandrojacobik6019]

Dont ask Question you dont want to now the answer

[@killer92173]

I think the ONLY GOOD THING that came out of this movie is that now Akira Toriyama is determined to make as many new DBZ content as possible so that the fans can forget this movie ever happened. I'm sure i got some of the facts wrong, but that's what i heard.

[@zaidabraham7310]

He's doing it for money.

[@blueaero3284]

So you're saying DBE gave the real DB a zenkai boost? Clever.

[@killer92173]

@@hugov9671 WAY better!!! It's out of the question!!!

[@timgreten67]

The sketch really was surprisingly faithful to the source material.

[@starrynight2963]

Z & onwards yea

[@Grim_Sister]

I wanna like this, but it has 69 likes and I'm an immature dork

[@ryanangelastro504]

Only Hollywood can turn one of the most original manga and anime series into one of the least original movies.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

Most original? The opening arc of Dragon Ball is just a retelling of Journey to the West. Dragon Ball and Dragon Ball Z both have good ideas, both have very good aspects, but neither are particularly original.

[@juliansummers5983]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 maybe but the fanbase is still HUGE

[@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 As Shakespeare said: There is no original under the sun.

[@geoffreysorkin5774]

@@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec of course. As I made clear in my comment, I like both series, they are good, but not original

[@freddyromariovasquezcairo2250]

@@geoffreysorkin5774 a retelling? I don't remember journey to the west with a dragon that concedes wishes. For me it's just the names and that goku is part monkey.

[@matthagen67]

"Meanwhile, on Bowser's airship..." I'm dead xD

[@LiveNiceness14]

15:47 and 16:02 I love how this movie decides to be THE MATRIX FOR A MINUTE!!!

[@tecramos]

Disclaimer: He writes this comment from the afterlife.

[@TerryFGM]

good.

[@WilliamHasMelted]

Alucard J.B M.P HOLY SHIT! THIS MAN IS DEAD! SOMEBODY HELP! WHY ARE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT THE MATRIX?! A MAN IS DEAD!!

[@desmondmalone438]

It called Doomship little kuriboh lol

[@HumanoidMachine]

"Beware the Nemeks..." You mean the N A M E K I A N S??

[@somed214]

Surely you mean Namek-jin.

[@HumanoidMachine]

Yes...just anglicized.

[@dahakaguardianofthetimelin4780]

I think that halfway through that sentence Justin just threw up in his mouth after realizing he's in DBE. "Okay, Justin, you got this, every young man alive would kill to play Goku in your place, just stop farting and deliver the line for once... Beware the Namekians... Come on, it's just three words, you can do it..." *"Beware the Nae BLOARGH! meks..."* "What the fuck was that? Oh, God, I'm in Dragon Ball Evolution... Who the hell am I kidding here? It's awful, it's all fucking awful and my career is dead... Dead before it was ever even born... Maybe we can still reshoot that?" *"Hey, director, can we reshoot that?"* *"What the fuck do you think this is!? This is DRAGON BALL EVOLUTION, of course we won't reshoot that. Do you think we have the budget for that much tape? Did you see our CGI? Did you see Chow's cocaine bills? After we're done shooting you guys will still owe 20th Century Fox 20 000$ each, your salaries included"* *"Oh, man... I am beginning to think this was a bad decision from my agent... I mean my mom's part..."*

[@HunhowsShadowStalker]

In various English dubs of DBZ, they were referred to as "Nameks", so it's not entirely inaccurate.

[@dnmstarsi]

EASTERN EUROPEAN ORPHAN It's sad, too. From what I heard, this guy did some research on this series. It may not be much but it's hell of a lot more than what the director did for research which was nothing.

[@matthewscorner2990]

Wait a minute, Goku DID NOT hate fighting! He trains CONSTANTLY and is always looking for a fighter to match him and grow stronger. He just originally hated when innocents or potential allies are hurt or could get hurt.

[@TonyHill2335]

They mean that the Goku introduced in the beginning of the movie isn't consistent with the Goku fighting the bullies

[@Weak_Tea_903]

27:42 I love how you can see everyone trying not to laugh their asses off when he starts screaming

[@mistercharmander2669]

Critics version of dragon ball is better than the actual movie!

[@daelen.cclark]

mister charmander Well it does have little kuriboh and masako x so it does make it much better than the movie.

[@jeremycrouch4356]

Masako was almost Vegita in that sketch. He thought it was part of the joke.

[@the_illest7029]

@@jeremycrouch4356 you spelled Vegeta wrong

[@jeremycrouch4356]

@@the_illest7029 my bad. I'm not the best at spelling, or speaking without getting my words jumbled, and English is my native language. So I think to myself, "Stick to sucking at one language instead of broadening you scope of bad."

[@mikej8542]

no shit

[@misseli1]

"He's literally dressed like a piccolo" *shows image of a clarinet*

[@crustpunkjesuschrist]

elizabel S H E B L O W S M Y D I C K L I K E A C E L L O.

[@SilhouetteValentine]

Dang, film is so wrong it can’t even get him dressing like the right instrument. *As a piccolo player, I am saddened...

[@MrThePaulverizer]

I’m so glad I’m not the only one upset by that.

[@keesalemon]

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to see this comment! Instantly irritated me too :p

[@ravager48]

This should be in his top 11 fuck ups...if he brings that back.

[@acerumble]

This intro was more true to the source material than the actual movie itself

[@warlock984]

They even joked about it.

[@duomaxwell6523]

Should've been made DB canon.

[@xi1dstorm575]

Duo Maxwell what

[@duomaxwell6523]

Xi1D Storm I'd rather see their spoof skit be made canon rather than Dragon Ball Evolution. (My brain's getting worn out I can't think straight...)

[@Nintendon85]

It was hilariously true. I love the show, but everything they said was right.

[@FelipeASaito]

When I see little Kuribo speaking, all I can hear is the pharaoh dissing on this movie

[@devonchafe2764]

I was really hoping he'd break out his Frieza voice

[@MusicSetAdrift]

Malcolm's part....... too fucking true

[@raulviii60]

The Driftersoul I didntt understand it

[@ohamatchhams]

Victoria's Thoughts He's a big fan

[@wildweurger]

He needs a hug... poor guy...

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

TBH Malcolm's Reaction is *Actually* DBZ Fandom's Reaction when this Piece of Hot Garbage showed in Theaters everywhere Lmao

[@aquawarrior12E]

Ok when Goku asked "Are you Piccolo?" I wouldve given this movie some points if Bulma responded back "Do I look like an instrument to you?"

[@travelerluke5748]

aquawarrior12E yup.. Brought up from -100 to -99 lol! Then back to -100.. Because its that bad.

[@NeoSaturos123]

"Do I look like a flute to you?" "Well I sure would love to blow you..."

[@djwaluigi1686]

Is Piccolo an instrument?

[@justanordinarycritic]

Yeah, it is.

[@Set2Seth]

@@justanordinarycritic is mayonnaise an instrument?

[@MrHerbsti]

There is only one thing that bothers me: "The original Goku who hated fighting and only did when he had to..." - WTF? The original Goku LOVES fighting, he even gives enemies the chance to heal themselves if that helps them to reach their full potential.

[@coreydaprince]

MrHerbsti they’re are talking about how “Goku” was in the beginning of the movie compared to how he was in that particular scene

[@MrGukkos]

MrHerbsti I reacted the same way. What I think they meant is hated to hurt others.

[@MChedderbeef]

MrHerbsti By "original", they probably meant the OG Funimation dub. You know, the whole "I am the hope of the universe" thing?

[@TheMasterQuests]

They obviously didn't watch DBZ Kai

[@Subiren]

Goku ONLY likes fighting strong enemies, he will give weak foes the option to not fight and give up

[@PatheticJedi]

Hearing the abridged voice of Freeza come out when LittleKuriboh gets really pissed and the voice of abridged Goku yell "CHRIST" really makes this video special.

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Goku hated fighting? He's always enthusiast of fighting a strong opponent in the series.

[@jhonjacson798]

I think hes reffering to the movie goku. The image is just misleading

[@burningsexuality1540]

He didn't like fighting that much in OGDB

[@brometheusthefirstbro4302]

I think he loved they idea of getting strong physically and testing your strength in combat but never actual fighting like school fights and stuff

[@mentaya11]

He liked a challenge and competition. He loved seeing who was the best, even if it wasn't him, and working to overcome obstacles.

[@razkable]

its like the only character trait he has left by the end as they make him dumber and dumber and less likeable while trying to make his sons the main characters...goku even was willing to risk the safety of earth vs piccolo just so he could win the tournament finally...its actually a pretty big arc where he lost the first 2 to 2 allies and wants to win legit with no help for once...out of the 5 canon tournaments he entered its still the only one he won..and no one was around but the people close to him to see it as it should be since they destroyed the area and people fled..only the old announcer stayed ...the same goku who saved them from piccolo and gave his son a bean to recover..gokus crazy man

[@hathorliderc]

I have an interesting story with this movie: When it first came out in theaters, a friend of mine had a masochistic idea to go watch this film, So we decided to go and torture ourselves. Along with us was a female friend of ours and her 10-year old son, who was a relatively new fan of the series. Well We go into the theater, and aside from us, it was one other guy. So the movie starts, and within the first 10 minutes, our friend's son started yelling at the screen about how they got the lore wrong and spent the entire movie and what the actual lore was, and he CONTINUED to do this throughout the film's duration and to be brutally honest, it was more entertaining than the actual movie.

[@callousTelegnosis]

the fact a 10 year old kid can get the lore better than the movie makers made it more hilarious + entertaining to imagine

[@Jargas101]

Oc Fandom oh ya who'd of thought a fan of the show could recount the story better than some studio execs who looked at a chart. Crazy, right?

[@callousTelegnosis]

what are you implying?

[@tai-imyr849]

“Well the chart says...”

[@hathorliderc]

I did say the kid was a new fan, which meant at the time, he was recently introduced to the original series.

[@MrJreed1000]

Y did they make goku 28? White? And In high school?

[@Dragonman1OOO]

1. Because in Hollywood teens and children can't play violent, erotic or anything "bad example" roles! 2. Because Hollywood is racist! 3. And high school because... You know... High school... Or because they are just fucking idiots!

[@kabane-hawk]

The only thing I will defend about this movie is the casting of a white actor. (not this actor mind you but a white guy in general) After all, Goku isn't Asian. He is from space. Maybe Sayans look more white then Japanese. His character is heavily influenced by superman after all.

[@JasonJacksonJames]

Why wouldn't he be white you imbecilic moron?

[@the-nina-beans88]

MrJreed1000 because they thought he was Peterson Parker from Spider-Man... Gotta have that teenage horniness for that Strawberry that the girl was eating!

[@rayjohnson67]

Logan was violent

[@reidt182]

13:07 Isn't that more of a Gohan thing? "Hated fighting and only did it when he had to"

[@Duality2222-2]

Hey all that weed really got too him

[@z.a.y.n-5053]

Don't think he knows himself.

[@reidt182]

​@@kayzeaza and in all of the OG dragon ball, did Goku ever *hate* fighting? who's the one who enthusiastically wanted to fight the mummy dude and smiling throughout that? who's the one who agreed joyfully saying he was also just going to ask to train at Kami's after being offered the chance? what was the entire Roshi and Krillin training story before the tournament? there's a difference between only having to fight when someone has to while being happy about it and only having to fight when someone has to and hating it, dear stranger who's acting like DBZ/S Goku ain't used to be DB Goku

[@nothanks7063]

Goku in DB was much less prone to fight for no reason, that was a DBZ thing Toriyama added along with the whole saiyan lore.

[@MegDoesStuff0]

@@nothanks7063 that’s not true at all! Goku’s favorite activities from the very beginning are fighting and eating, in that order

[@Guntherson220]

"People who don't know the show are being duped into thinking it's good", My mom and both of my sisters had never seen a single episode of any Dragonball series and even they thought this movie blew worse than The Last Airbender and Fan4stic combined.

[@Sorenthaz]

At least Piccolo's actor got redemption by voicing Zamasu in the English dub of Super.

[@cyclops8238]

Oh that’s cool.

[@Adrian_Colville]

And Piccolos actor also really liked dragon Ball and had so many ideas for the character. He actually convinced the director to make him green. Before that he works have been something like an albino namekien

[@Anonymous-zv9io]

I heard it was originally going to be red.

[@Adrian_Colville]

@@Anonymous-zv9io well at least I’m sure it was originally going to be another color that really did not work with Piccolo

[@dalekrenegade2596]

@@Adrian_Colville Kill it like the rest.

[@highdefinitionapollo2189]

If you listen closely enough, you can actually hear Chris Stuckmann screaming into the void at the mere mention of this movie.

[@jbearclowater]

So THAT is what that noise was outside my apartment...

[@KajiRider1997]

Pretty sure that's just Vegeta.

[@liaminator4950]

I went deaf.

[@Kendakki]

is it bad if you actually hear a real scream after saying it?

[@John-Stark]

Volt Shock did it sound like someone yelling fuck for a long time

[@animationfan957]

Goku was never a perv in the manga. He was basically asexual. He had never seen a girl before he met Bulma though, so was initially perplexed and curious to why she didn’t have any ”balls”.

[@MariOmor1]

He did the same thing to Chi-Chi when he first met her

[@ZackRToler]

@@MariOmor1 and an old lady, who seemed to find it funny, in a weird way.

[@Madmaxgaming130]

His sexuality is fist

[@psycane8462]

"Piccolo is dressed like a piccolo" *shows a picture of a clarinet*

[@Carewolf]

Yeah, I wonder if there is a meta joke there somewhere or somebody tricked them

[@masonallen3961]

Nostalgia Critic made the same mistake in his Gordy review where he called a pot a pan.

[@jonm4736]

As a professional musician who doubles on clarinet and bass clarinetI found this incredibly offensive haha. Glad someone else noticed.

[@WorldWalker128]

I'm sure you'll live.

[@chapacoka]

Cue Big NO.

[@dsilvermane0]

This makes the Attack on Titan live action movie look like Avengers: Infinity War

[@Kalossupremacy3356]

Captain Rupertikjakmos wait what

[@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist]

And also this Makes Fist of the North Star Live Action Movie look like a *Masterpiece*

[@Stonk5331]

@@TakumiTheFAUSTScientist It is a Masterpiece

[@jakubgodyn7413]

@Captain Rupertikjakmos You're kidding, right? Infinity War is awansome

[@SlashinatorZ]

Same with the live action Diamond is Unbreakable

[@brideofcthulhu347]

"He's literally dressed like a piccolo" - proceeds to show a picture of a clarinet - Uuuh....

[@daelen.cclark]

Bailey Ray I didn’t think many could tell the difference. Kudos.

[@brideofcthulhu347]

@@daelen.cclark played flute for 5 years and my fiance is a musician so I guess it's a bit easier for me

[@rhondaelliott2558]

I played the clarinet so I also knew the difference

[@Valic7690]

I think they put in as much effort in finding the proper instrument, as the film did finding source material.

[@Valic7690]

So in that sense it kinda fits

[@houldenmelville5530]

Oddly enough Critic's rant at the end actually raises some questions, why does no one ever wish for the ability to raise the dead. It makes more sense than having to go to hell directly to keep bringing the character back. Seriously this is the fourth time Frieza's come back to life and he's the villain!

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

You just reminded me of the TFS version of worlds strongest

[@Kyzen_Wrell]

Giving someone the power is different than actually using it. It may be tougher than it looks since you’re violating the laws of physics

[@animegamerjace9851]

Exactly

[@macdaddymario]

The dragon can't grant a wish beyond the power of the person that created him. We hear this line a number of times later in the series. This means Kami could revive people and didn't (Krillin, Roshi, Chiaotzu in DB when they die fighting King Piccolo and their bodies remain on Earth), could grant immortality and didn't (at all, to any time, to any of the heroes of the series), could create planets, and didn't... You're asking why no one wished for the ability, when half of the wishes in the series were unneeded to begin with?

[@amadorcortinas2749]

He only died twice but I get what you're saying!

[@AdonanS]

I wouldn't say Goku was horny, just curious. He was still a kid at the time and, like you said, he had never seen a girl before.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

@Mister Krogan Are you kidding me mate? MasakoX voices a character in and helped write friggin DragonballZ abridged, a show that knows it's source material inside out and uses it masterfully. His own KZbin channel is pretty much entirely delving deep into Dragonball lore and exploring possibilities and characters. And Kuriboh's worked on the show too, and has similar knowledge. They know their crap, inside and out. But they also know how to make fun of the source material in good sport. They're not just "idiots who don't know what they're talking about", or just want to make fun of the show; they know the show so well that they have the right to make fun of it like that regardless. Don't go around insulting people off guesses you make, mate. If you had any idea who these people are in the first place, you really wouldn't be so quick to have a go at them for not being real fans. But it's pretty understandable that you haven't heard of them. Go watch DragonballZ Abridged. It's not fantastic in the first arc, but once it finds it's feet it can get pretty damn incredible, and way more emotionally complex than the original show. You sound like a Dragonball fan, and if you are, go watch it, I don't think you'll regret it. And again, chill out. You don't need to have a go at people so quickly when you barely have any context. It doesn't help anyone, and you're not doing the other people justice by judging them so baselessly.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

@Mister Krogan and seriously, I don't think I can stress just how off you were having a go at them for not being fans. Look them up if you need to. But seriously, give DBZA a shot. It's a damn good show, and it does the source material way more justice than this crappy movie

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

@@misterkrogan8837 From the mature and calm way you're acting, I don't think I'm the one with a miserable life, mate. In all seriousness, hard feelings aside, are you doing OK? You sound like you're pissed off at something outside of these comments.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

@@misterkrogan8837 also you're not gonna make too many friends or have too many decent conversations online if you start off everything you say by personally insulting whoever you're talking to/about. Chill out. You're not doing anything except making a fool of yourself.

[@tomgeytenbeek2207]

@@misterkrogan8837 Just wanted to make sure you were OK, mate. But if you'd prefer a less "sissy" answer, I could always go your more "manly" route of being a whiny little bitch to people and not giving a damn about how it affects the world around you. Must be a good life you're living. People can't even ask if you're doing OK without you being a prick for no reason. Grow up and grow a pair, mate. Acting like a child is only making things more difficult for you and the people you whine at online :/

[@noellehollar4347]

"You're not happening, sequel." "RIGHT? RIGHT?? That was SO......STUPID!!!!" XD

[@chendror872]

Hopefully

[@oneandonlysound3453]

Most amusing thing was that the film actually made money, as part of the reason the effects were seemingly unfinished or just plain bad was constant budget cuts. So essentially they were going to use some of that money cause it did well in the chinese market, but then they became too afraid over the hate and backlash to do so.

[@theweysermanisback5205]

So, that was Dragonball Evolution. Whether you're an average movie-goer, or a Die Hard Fan, IT BLOWS!

[@Arxiuz2]

MasaoX lost half a brain cell reacting to that lmao

[@austinfranklin2861]

We can all agree that the creator of this movie has never watch one single episode of DBZ at all

[@RoronoaZoro-ur6hr]

Austin Franklin yup that's the one thing we can all agree on.

[@austinfranklin2861]

Yeah it's not any where near to the anime this really shows no anime should be reality movie

[@Poever]

He probably still hasn’t

[@genericstickman5967]

Well obviously this is a movie about Dragon Ball

[@tyroneybaloney]

Austin Franklin yeah there just like *add random personality to a character*

[@hawkeye18100]

27:46 Look at Doug and MasakoX... they’re trying hard NOT to laugh. Wonder how many takes that took?

[@QrowVang9801]

I laughed so hard when Malcom came in with a gun!

[@MonkeyKingsformerroomate]

Same, I was a goner.

[@firetiger-io7no]

lol

[@Chaos89P]

I feel *SO* bad for him, especially when he was hitting that giant joint.

[@BamaCJ334]

AudioCultSG Official in the show it’s called a “Dragon Radar” . Her calling it Dragon Ball Energy (DBE) is a meta joke because Dragon Ball Evolution abbreviated is DBE. It’s a shitty joke

[@masterroshi885]

lol

[@danielely6997]

Everyone is mad about the "Goku Hated fighting comment," and I'm over here asking why they showed a picture of a clarinet when talking about a piccolo... Can't decide if that was a layered joke or just laziness 13:33

[@WhiteDarkness3113]

I go with both but I'm more angry that they called people who are big Dragon ball fans Stupid (I hate using that word) or in this case calling people who aren't Dragon Ball fans Stupid. And I'm the only person who enjoyed this movie

[@maxschentrup3531]

Thank you

[@atlanta-storm-5500]

I caught the same I thought I was the only one. And I'm in percussion

[@timelord2052]

@@WhiteDarkness3113 wow u actually liked this garbage good for u son u have horrible taste

[@WhiteDarkness3113]

@@timelord2052 hey. I aware of its massive flaws but I still quite like it

[@OrionWhite]

"...Picollo. Who is literally dressed like a Picollo." *puts Clarinet on screen* I can't be mad that people who aren't that immersed in that side of music don't know, but it hurts little ol' Music Major me.

[@deltaket6485]

Orion White LOL

[@jordangrant4252]

Yeeeeeaaaaah...that was more disappointing than it should have been.

[@jefferydunham6097]

Glad it wasn’t just me.

[@ryansanagustin6553]

Orion White u spelled piccolo wrong but anyway that really upset me

[@franciscoventura9639]

Orion White naw u right he fucked up

[@eswan8900]

Oh my gosh Kyle Herbert was the actual narrator of the english dub of Dragon Ball!? That's so cool. And even as someone who has never seen the show, this was painful.

[@QuartzIsAnOxide]

Screw the rules, i'm Vegeta

[@legokiller3579]

Screw the rules, I have money!

[@kojiro00]

How can you screw the rules when the are no rules, Koiba?

[@Gooberpatrol66]

Screw the rules, i have spiky hair

[@syedali-rs8cj]

@@legokiller3579 Now I want to see DBZ abridged Vegeta and Yuguioh Abridged Kaiba meet they are pretty similar.

[@Phoebe5448]

Wait a minute, did you just make a bunch of Yugioh and Dragon Ball Z references in one turn??

[@jimkol8799]

this universe doesn't need a Beerus to destroy it. It is already a mess. In fact if there was a god of destruction in this world he would be like "My work here... isn't necessary. Anyway Whis bring me something to eat".

[@-Theo-]

You forgot key things that you didn't mention: -Goku is supposed to be 12 since this is an "adaptation" of dragonball, and not dbz -Bulma is supposed to be the first human Goku sees other than his grandpa, so he isn't in any way civilized -Mai works for Emperor Pilaf and not Piccolo, emperor Pilaf and his group were villains that were also there for comedic purposes.

[@IMMACYCLOPS]

*TeoGPanda :3* Well, Mai did EVENTUALLY work alongside Demon King Piccolo until she, Pilaf, and Shu were betrayed by the Namekian.

[@glorioustigereye]

Pilaf = team rocket

[@InkAndPoet]

The quote "WHO GIVES A SHIT?!?!" basically describes what the writers felt about the source material.

[@Takato2527]

even the write hated the movie

[@InkAndPoet]

@@Takato2527 that doesn't surprise me.

[@Takato2527]

@@InkAndPoet if you wanna blame, blame Fox or the director (or both). Imagine hiring a director who hated DBZ just to cash in the popularity. Not to mention, even the director rejected Akira Toriyama's help.

[@KenMasters.]

@@Takato2527 who pushed the writer into typing the dialogue into this sh!tshow?!

[@virgogaming6488]

The writer tried writing something more faithful but the studio wanted something more generic and marketable.

[@gilbertotoledo1421]

Anyone else think the critic looks more like Nappa than Krillin? XD

[@radjadawamindra697]

He's actually doing Nappa's part at the "It's Over 9%" sketch

[@RaikanGinro]

But then we couldn't call him nostalgia crillin

[@radjadawamindra697]

@@RaikanGinro *Ba Dum Tss*

[@taninkster]

*IT'S OVER 9%*

[@SpicyMB]

Especially with the eyebrows

[@japansace]

So happy to see LittleKuriboh here! He's been having a hard time for a while now, but he's still being creative and having fun. Good on you, Martin.

[@diamondelves]

Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) he is clinically depressed

[@xdialga361445x]

japansace he makes to many gay jokes in his abridges tbh but hope he goes forward in his career

[@trishahernz7809]

Depression. He's been fighting this for years now. Am glad he's still here.

[@mreldude]

Wrath's Turntable Time Machine Rocksmash Attack (AKA The Mysterious Reuploader, Ace-edo Mask!) What other tragedies have there been??

[@GayRiku]

Agreed. all the love and respect to LK.

[@vengeance1701]

Dammit, where's Vegeta when you need him. Team FourStar Vegeta, of course.

[@garrtoons4303]

TFS Vegeta facing the writers of this movie: _"FIGHT ME!"_

[@poggersuni9637]

@@garrtoons4303 The Hollywood Executives: Noooo!

[@MadTurnip]

Oh, he's smart enough not to come anywhere near this pile of trash xD

[@Marcelelias11]

At Honest Trailers

[@jadynmurrell80]

bully: show me what you got goku: no bully: **throws his food in the bin** later news reporter: 34 million dead and the world governments are using all their warheads to get rid of this monster

[@penguinman2233]

Ok if that happened in the movie, I would have given it 11/100 instead of 8/100.

[@sweetcinnamonpnchkin]

Someone needs to make a short parody of this. PLEASE

[@DAsrada]

Teacher: And next you're going to tell me that Christmas is actually the Holiday when we acknowledge the awkwardly effeminate galaxy emperor! American!Goku:...You know about Frieza Day?

[@saharzaidi1018]

#TFSForever ...

[@ShadyDoorags]

The funny thing is, Jesus was considered to be the king of kings, the lord of lords and, depending on your perspective, can look pretty effeminate.

[@jasonyoungkin1117]

@@saharzaidi1018 right on brother ✊🏻

[@Elementa2006]

Picolo's assasin/second in command was meant to Mai, who's a comedic villain in the original series and here she's played by a former popular Japanese idol who had her own anime in the 80s

[@ihvojd]

Badre Bally traditionally that’s a lose for both women in this situation

[@Armendicus]

The main villain should've been pelof.

[@kindleyfever258]

The problem is that it would be hard to be both true to the character and take Pelof seriously. He never was a big threat.

[@orionarclight]

That was Mai????? I just realized wtf

[@xgray2012]

Badre Bally But isn't Mai like working for a character named, Emperor Pilaf in the original anime and manga series?

[@jonathanswavely7259]

"Teach me how to get the girl." That's all I needed to hear to know how bad this would be.

[@kerbodynamicx472]

That could be anyone *but* Goku, he thought marriage was a food.

[@Xenovation3334]

13:09 "Hated fighting" Goku now: *Sacrifices the safety of every universe just so he can throw hands in a tournament*

[@rundamic3373]

I have no idea why he said that. Since when does Goku hate fighting? He’s a full bred Saiyan , he lives for fighting

[@Xenovation3334]

@@rundamic3373 i think Masako meant "hated killing"

[@MadTurnip]

Well, imagine some stupid teens trying to bully the real Goku. I doubt he'd even understand what they are doing, let alone fight them.

[@erickamakeeaina1649]

@@rundamic3373 I'm pretty sure what he meant was more along the lines of 'Hated HURTING PEOPLE'. The fight with the Bullies in the movie wasn't the type of fight you would see Goku do. He'd fight actual fighters for sport or Cause they were doing evil stuff. rather then just some bullies for being a holes.

[@SteveCrafts2k]

No, Goku didn't "sacrifice the safety of every universe". In fact, he was unaware that the Zenos were planning on destroying the universes anyway. As far as he knew, it'd be just an interuniversal tournament where the best of each universe fought one another. If anything, what he did saved the universes in the long run, since they at least got a fighting chance to survive.

[@eyuin5716]

The sight of the Nolstalgia Critic, Little Kuriboh, and MasakoX coming together for one huge project is equivalent to the second coming.

[@thedoctor2099]

Ęÿūį Æßñ the end is coming 😂

[@shnoozezzz9752]

Ęÿūį Æßñ of SANTA CHRIST

[@MickeyMouse-lw9hg]

Ęÿūį Æßñ but what about jontron?

[@robertdelgado5240]

Ęÿūį Æßñ Our Savior has come...for 2000 years!!! Where the fuck were you?!😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

[@DeathGodRiku]

Chris Stewart only 3? Newbie. I'm always cumming

[@piranhacupcake5154]

26:37 I swear Littlekuriboh's excited face is the cutest thing I've seen all year. And I've seen puppies you guys. PUPPIES!

[@iainhansen1047]

omg it’s so adorable!!!

[@1318Spike]

Lol

[@connorveenstra]

To quote Doug: “He’s adorable when he’s happy.”

[@b.sylphaen]

There is an alien in Valerian and the city of a thousand planets that makes the exact same face and it's so funny!

[@gortrobot578]

This film makes batman v superman look like citizen Kane.

[@magicrainbowkitties1023]

Jesus we're going there?

[@FizzleFX]

BvS had that BRILLIANT scene of the Flash being stared at ... that alone was worth my money ^^

[@casper6405]

Miguel Sanchez not only that but when superman and batman do fight it's pretty enjoyable and lasts at least longer than the faku and dickolo fight

[@diooverheaven4317]

@@casper6405 also the actors does care about their role

[@t3chkn1ght]

Yikes

[@SerpentHashiraObanaiIguro]

Getting Kyle Hebert on this made this _so_ much funnier!

[@turnerhoffman2793]

I actually talked to the actor played piccolo he even said that movie was horrible and he gave good explanations apparently the entire cast was lied to on how much the budget would have and what the script along with who was going to direct they were literally fucked and held hostage with contracts

[@kakashihatake313]

Turner Hoffman for real? How shitty.

[@Barret9559]

Hell, James Marsters is a BIG Dragon Ball fan and the only reason Piccolo is green in the movie. He had to threaten to walk even with the consequences of breaking contract just to get that. Otherwise, we'd have just gotten James Marston in leather as Piccolo.

[@HistoryandReviews]

During interviews here is what the lying James said "Oh, Dragonball is the coolest television cartoon in the last 50,000 years. It's got a Shakespearean sense of good and evil. The movie has incredible action scenes with characters with unbelievable powers. It's going to be really visually exciting."[1] "Definitely the story of this movie is different from the original. . . . For example, some characters in the original don't appear in the movie. And we try to give it a more gritty and graphic (realistic) feeling. Though there are differences between the two, I think it is all right if the core part of Dragonball remains."[2]

[@reptilianviking3386]

his name is James Marsters

[@jameshetfieldserbia]

Red Dead Redemption glitch, I see

[@simplymatt6140]

Justin Chatwin was Goku, Emmy Rossum was Bulma... are we sure this wasn't a prequel to Shameless?

[@razkable]

Rossum as bulma did as best she could but she was given nothing...I felt she was bulma..that's something...and james wasn't the worst piccolo ...again just given no good dialogue or things to do...

[@roamer1389]

@@razkable at least marsden fixed things with zamasu.

[@tommyclulow8617]

I Miss the "I'm Acting" Running Gag and I Also Miss the "M Bison says Of Course" Clip after the Taking over the World Phrase

[@TheLastVoodooMan]

not to mention "Big lipped Aligator moment!" which is the entire movie

[@xenxander]

That only lasted four episodes, tops. It was out before it was really 'in' which made me sad when I realized it was gone, back in 2010.

[@samfilmkid]

Watching Malcolm break down for once is probably my favorite part of the review.

[@The_Nerd_King]

Just use *"STUPID SAYIN"* It's very effective!

[@daelen.cclark]

Wrong anime/game reference.

[@JoshTanner]

13:33 “Literally dresses as a piccolo”. *SHOWS CLARINET*

[@durandol]

You know what's weird? The most unrealistic part of that sketch was 'Vegeta' being the voice of reason.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

Vegeta IS the more intelligent of the cast.

[@badbeardbill9956]

Are you sure? Even Vegeta is smart enough to team up with Krillin and Gohan when he realizes what's going on on planet Namek. Nah... the most unrealistic part of that sketch was Krillin trying to fight the main villain, and then fighting Goku. Sure, Krillin did "fight" some of the main villians...

[@outtakefiend6839]

Bad Beard Bill *TEAM 3 STAR*

[@monsterhanna6691]

"Ariel would be light years ahead of her time if she was named Bob." Why did this make me laugh so hard? 😂

[@InkAndPoet]

One word: randomness

[@sorenthefilmbrony]

Dear Hollywood, stop trying to make good live action anime movies happen. They're not gonna happen.

[@Chelaxim]

BoyThunder Productions So fetch

[@LedYouAshtray]

BoyThunder Productions your pfp actually matches what you said XD

[@richiesahlin6409]

BoyThunder Productions They did one called Battle Royale. The US ripped it off and made it into The Hunger Games.

[@cuteskeleton9381]

There's a small possibility of it happening if we actually get a person who knows the source material of the series they're adapting. I know it's not an anime/manga but for example, Deadpool was great because Ryan Reynolds was a fan of the character and put great care into making sure the movie wouldn't suck, we need more of this happening in Hollywood.

[@Chelaxim]

Richie Sahlin Also The Lion King ripped off Kimba the white lion.

[@madengineerkyouma]

This movie killed Yamcha... Well, not that it's a hard thing to do...

[@agsproductions4303]

TheDarkM oh no Yamchas been Yamchad

[@singulartrout]

TheDarkM *_roastie toastied_*

[@shadowstrike7012]

Adam Shooter everyone was yamchad in this movie

[@chrisossu2070]

Luckily, Dragon Ball Fighterz has more or less resurrected him as basically Wolverine.

[@crimsonwizahd2358]

wow, epic burn on Yamcha. Poor Yamcha.

[@deltaket6485]

take into consideration this movie was released around a year before the last airbender.

[@DetarakoRax]

well shit...

[@bandotaku]

Really? It seems like it came out much longer ago than that, but I looked it up and you are right.

[@anthonyhiebert8491]

FOX: Oh jeez, we've created the worst adaptation of an animated series of all time! Shyamalan: Hold my beer.

[@anirudhviswanathan3986]

Anthony Hiebert Give Shymalan some credit. He was actually quite faithful to TLA in terms of atmosphere and background, as well as story line. But yeah, it was still really bad with lifeless acting, character motivations being backwards or half-baked, and general disinterest of all characters towards the main goal. Seriously, show me one scene of a character actually showing emotion in the entire movie.

[@angelmacias1293]

"Get put of here Yugi-blow, you're not even from the right anime." As funny as this is, all jokes aside though, doesn't Littlekuriboh play Frieza in DBZA?

[@quinnramirez5907]

Yeah. He does.

[@mdalsted]

I thought MasakoX did?

[@seansilv25]

@@mdalsted no, MasakoX is Goku and Gohan

[@mdalsted]

@@seansilv25 I know that part, but I thought Frieza might have been another role he played.

[@owlstagawn1106]

Show this review to Chris Stuckmann. It will please him. Or trigger him. Also, I really wanna join the High Couch.

[@ph89787]

owlstag awn He already knows.

[@tatehildyard5332]

I honestly thought he was going to have a cameo where he would temporarily hijack the review, Doug would shoo him off and make a joke about his obnoxious meme obsessed fan base.

[@Leongon]

Not the movie, nor the critic got the real idea behind Goku's personality. No, he's not pervy, and no, he never fought only when there was a good reason to. Goku was always clean minded, no thoughts about sexuality even as an adult, and anything that seemed perverted from his side was just curiosity, like in the case he lifted Bulma's skirt... he never saw a girl before at that point. And he only fights because he wants his skill to be challenged and get stronger by facing harder fighters... Having someone strong willing to fight him is enough reason to fight.

[@CrazyHand7894]

Then how were Gohan and Goten conceived?

[@ButterflyScarlet]

you can have sex and not be interested in it, for some people sex is an activity u do because your partner likes it not because u care all that much about it

[@mitchfletcher2386]

I'll think of something Luck.

[@ftislandhongstar123]

I'll think of something everyone knows Chichi bang him. She might even do it while Goku was sleeping. Lol

[@TonyHill2335]

Zone Doll that sounds awful

[@alexbatmanreborn753]

"Goku realizes he must be both himself and Oozaru" So, Super Saiyan four then..?

[@karsten69]

Lol could you imagine the power disparity and how much paste Piccolo would be?

[@hehuho890]

RIP Akira Toriyama :( he ain't involved in this atrocity but dragon ball will always be a shounen masterpiece... shout into the heavens for him.

[@HeroTheHedgehog999]

Yeah I hope Dragon Ball Daima is good and delivers. Seriously I pray they know what they’re doing.

[@RedwindAndBeyond]

NOT SO FUN FACT: Christopher monfette from IGN 2009 gave this movie a positive review and he stated that it "is perhaps the most successful live-action film to date to utilize costume, production and audio design-not to mention some inspired fight choreography-to provide the flavor of anime without becoming overly cartoonish". He praised the main cast for "creating characters the audience can actually care about" and felt Chatwin was particularly likeable as Goku. I don't know whether to laugh or feel bad.

[@travelerluke5748]

Ali Hamad Qabazard feel bad.. VERY bad lol! This movie sucks out all joy and replaces it with stupid lol!

[@petercurry1799]

Damnit IGN stop being wrong.

[@michaelrhett4958]

Leave it to IGN to be wrong and stupid

[@Madmaxgaming130]

Ali Hamad Qabazard I... I just...WHAT!?

[@Poever]

What was he smoking?

[@wjzav1971]

Never saw the show. But a friend described it like this: "The world is going to end in 20 minutes!" Five episodes later "The world is going to end in 10 minutes!"

[@DeathGodRiku]

WJZAV to be fair, that's DBZ, not dragonball

[@wchan39]

Isn't anime logic wonderful?

[@DeathGodRiku]

wchan39 just DBZ logic

[@UltimaKeyMaster]

To be fair, Frieza's timer is probably way longer than Earth's. ;P

[@Sublim3Transc3nd3nc3]

@deathgodriku @wchan39 Well, that same logic occurs during DBS as well. Multiple fighters battle it out on the combat stage. End of episode, only 5 minutes have passed.

[@Morokiin]

Love your video, just wanted to point out: Masako says at one point that, "The original Goku who hated fighting and really only did it when he had to..." That's not entirely true; Goku, especially in the Japanese dub, is portrayed much more as a saiyan, he loves and anxiously anticipates his next and every fight. He isn't as proud or arrogant as Vegeta, but it is partly why he allowed Vegeta to escape Earth, and requested that Kid Buu be reincarnated as a good person, so as to fight him once again. Despite Sean Schemmel's heartwarming, endearing Goku, he does still have a knack for abandonment and outright groans at King Kai in Super (In English and Japanese) that the last thing he desires is settling down and being a grandpa. Goku is itching for a fight, but that doesn't mean he isn't pure of heart. They could have portrayed that, though they chose not to in this movie and when you're directing 'Hollywood' film, you can afford your research.

[@shelliblossom8953]

What he meant was he didnt like fighting as in beating the other person up there a difference between fighting and training and sparring

[@kae1971]

He was referring to the Goku showed in this movie.

[@muthanuka]

Couldn't have said it better myself

[@garrtoons4303]

On the other hand, maybe it is okay that Krillin actually isn't in this film. Otherwise, he'd be ruined, too.

[@cristhianmunoz7025]

He'd die every 5 seconds...

[@poggersuni9637]

@@cristhianmunoz7025 that's yamcha

[@themacca277]

@@poggersuni9637 yamcha only dies twice, krillin dies like 4 times

[@UltimateGamerCC]

thank god for that, Krillin has gotten enough abuse from writers as is.

[@UltimateGamerCC]

@@themacca277 four? let's see once via Piccolo's Henchman... two via Frieza... third was the Buu Saga... am i missing something?

[@AlJP286]

It's really sad when you realize that The Last Airbender movie, was more faithful to its source material than this one.

[@crescentmoon3764]

Alex Paulino The Last Airbender was still worse tho

[@gamelegendalpha1737]

Black Panther I think the "faithfulness" (in HUGE air quotes there) of the movie made it hurt more.

[@mistydolphin2524]

Oh gawd, your absolutely right!

[@legomichealangelo3770]

Black Panther i disagree but you are entitled to your own opinion

[@rainmanslim4611]

At least in the last airbender they at least tried to base it in the show's universe, DBE is just... nothing.

[@RedSky-vf8bf]

*People saying MasakoX and Little Kuriboh are "casual fans" should take a look at their KZbin channels or into Team Four Star before commenting.* Both of them make a living off of Dragon Ball (and other anime) parodies and have massive KZbin channels dedicated entirely to Dragon Ball. If there were ever any "Dragon Ball experts" outside of the actual writers/creators, it's these guys. Seeing a lot of comments calling MasakoX a "casual" fan, it's hilarious, but you look *very* foolish considering the man actually *voice acts for Goku for the entire parody series.*

[@manuelalbertoromero9528]

Yeah. As far as I'm concerned, he was just being a Goku in some of those instances.

[@DraculaCronqvist]

Voicing someone in a parody makes nobody an authority on anything.

[@RedSky-vf8bf]

+DraculaCronqvist Maybe simply voicing someone in a parody doesn't make you an authority. But doing dozens of interviews, thousands of hours of research, and making hundreds of videos kind of does. Look at MasakoX's channel, watch a few of his discussions, and then try to convince me he isn't an authority. He certainly knows more than you, me, and probably 99% of the rest of the world.

[@RedSky-vf8bf]

+marianitten Goku wasn't horny? Did you actually see his first meeting with Bulma? He gets shot in the head, and then in boyish curiosity lifts her skirt to get a good look at her genitals. That's kind of "horny" in a sort of innocent way. He had never seen a girl before- I doubt he would've seen a man and torn his pants off out of curiosity.

[@JThom529]

B DeWit if anything, Doug is the only one out of the three that even shouldn’t be commenting on this film. (He could at least acknowledge his past evil plan to have others review it so he didn’t have to. You know the one....Masako and LK remember, right???????)

[@playerslayer1787]

I like how little kuriboh still managed to say the word duel in a Dragon Ball z themed video

[@Phoebe5448]

"IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL!!"